Author has written 4 stories for Gallagher Girls, Twilight, and Misc. Books.
So here are some things that you should really know about me...although you will probably get bored fast and just skip on...
I'm DEFINITELY not the smartest person in the world. I have 2 cats called Frodo (as in Lord of the Rings) and Loki (as in Loki Staad from the Trylle trilogy). They're both fat and lazy but i love them anyway. I love reading (obviously). I get crazy hyper a lot, especially when I have my favorite drink which is Diet Coke. Okay well I'm all out of random facts so I'll do a list sort of thingamyjig now.
Name: Sophy (not my full name but everybody calls me that, and if they call me my actual name they find themselves very D.E.A.D.)
Age: I'm not gonna put my age on here because although I'm sure everyone reading this is lovely and normal and nice, you never know what kinda pedo is gonna stalk you
Live with: my evil twin (actually my sister is 4yrs older than me and we are total opposites but that's just how we refer to each other), my mum or mom or whatever the country you are from calls her, sometimes my dad (long story, he basically lives in different countries which are rarely the same one as me), and of course Loki and Frodo, the most epic cats of the century, who are both really lazy and so fat that when they decide to collapse on your stomach (which they do a lot) it's impossible to breathe.
Favorite day of the week: during vacation it's Sunday because that means lie-ins but during school time it's the day before school so then my fav becomes Friday.
Favorite place I've ever been: (please do NOT take offense if you do not come from or like these places) Los Angeles, maybe New York, and Paris are up there at the top, but my favvity fav is my hometown which I won't say the name of due to aforementioned fear of being stalked by some pervy pedophile.
Favorite person in the UNIVERSE: my best friend, CeCe (not her real name she is called Charlotte and she hates Lottie and everyone either calls her Charlie or Charlotte so I call her CeCe or sometimes Carlie)
Favorite books: (whoa, HARD question) probably, if I had to pick just one, Truth About Forever by Sarah Dessen. (please don't kill me, the pressure got to me, I can never pick a favorite book!)
Favorite book series: there's tons so I'll put my top 5. Gallagher Girls, Trylle trilogy, Hunger Games, Harry Potter and Twilight (if you're a hater of any of those, DON'T JUDGE ME because me liking them doesn't make me any less of a person with feelings than you and you're totally entitled to your own opinion, just don't hate me for one thing I happen to like, okay? Right now I've rambled for a sufficiently long time, moving on...)
Favorite TV series: FRIENDS ALL THE WAY!! Even if it's really old and I've seen every episode about a billion times...ooh or maybe Secret Circle.
Favorite movie: oh no there are too many! I want to say Dirty Dancing but another movie will probably come into my head later and I'll kick myself for not choosing that.
Favorite band/singer: now THAT is the hardest question on the planet. I'm totally freaking obsessed with music, but if I had to pick my numero uno favorito that would be Taylor Swift (her latest stuff isn't the epitome of awesome, but I luuurve her old songs). Although I'm also a huge Paramore, Death Cab For Cutie, Linkin Park, Ed Sheeran and Eminem fan. And Tyler Hilton is completely amazing too!
Favorite hobby: playing guitar or piano, listening to music, singing (although I really can't sing), writing songs, reading, being random...the list goes ON and ON...
Favorite colour: changes all the time. Right now it's sky blue.
Favorite song: either White Horse by Taylor Swift or Prince of Nothing Charming by Tyler Hilton.
Random quotes and sayings and general random sayings that I LOOOOVE: (warning, there are loads so I'll probably constantly update these :D)
QUOTES THAT ARE TOO COOL TO MISS OUT ON:
Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks!
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Life is a game, all you gotta do is know how to play it.
Come to the dark side. WE HAVE COOKIES!! ;)
No boy is worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry.
Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one can hear you. Love like you've never been hurt.
People who say money can't buy happiness obviously don't know where to shop!
When a guy gets jealous, it's kinda cute. When a girl gets jealous, world war three is about to start.
The people who do the most work make the most mistakes.
Everything will be alright in the end and if it isn't alright then it can't be the end.
If you're feeling blue, paint yourself another colour.
I'm the kind of girl that laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained to me, and the last time five minutes later when I actually get it.
One day your entire life will flash before your eyes...so make sure it's worth watching.
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
Calling people ugly won't make you prettier. Calling people dumb won't make you smart. Calling people mean won't make you kind.
The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph.
There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
QUOTES FROM BOOKS AND AUTHORS I LUUURVE:
Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.
Sometimes it seems safer to hold it all in, where the only person who can judge you is yourself.
You can't always get the perfect moment. Sometimes, you just have to do the best you can under the circumstances.
There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart.
The fate of your heart is your choice and no one else gets a vote.
People die...so love them every day.
Silence is freaking loud.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.
So here's to...
A best friend is someone who knows everything about you and loves you anyway.
When you have crazy friends you have crazy times.
Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
Arms are for hugging.
True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave and impossible to forget.
Real friends understand when you say forget it,
OKAY, SO I WAS LOOKING AT GallagherGirl459 (check her stories out, she's AWESOME, and her profile is sooo damn cool) AND SHE HAD A BUNCH OF COPY AND PASTE STUFF AND I HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO SO HERE ARE ALL MY FAVORITES:
List 10 of your friends (not in order obviously, that's plain harsh)
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Ratty and Gen would talk loads and laugh while Will would stand around awkwardly watching TV or texting but trying to talk a bit so as not to be rude even if they totally left him out.
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
HAHAHA would NOT work out. Milo doesn't really talk to girls so he would blank her out and she would act like she didn't care what he thought but secretly be offended.
3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Depends on the situation. If it's a school night 6 because me and 1 would end up having a Twilight or Harry Potter movie marathon then talk for hours and get no sleep, but if not, CeCe all the way.
4)2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in ... their reaction.
She doesn't know either of them so she would be all shocked then laugh and then just be like 'oops sorry to interrupt I'll just go now' then tease them later.
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jelous. What happens?
Ratty would never fall in love with Lottie, she is straight and they are both girls. And Will and Lottie don't get on so he'd probably just laugh.
6) 4 mugs you in adark alleyway. Who comes to you rescue?10,2 or 7?
Ha Gen is way too sweet and quiet to mug me but if she did, 10 would try but trip over something when trying to attack Gen because Ella can be a total klutz. London (7) would beat the crap out of Gen and be really sweet asking if I was okay then I'd scream at him for acting like I was all weak and needed saving. Mia (2) would save me if I was mugged for real, but if it was Gen mugging me she'd probably help mug me then give my stuff back later and say it had been a prank and the photos of my face when I was mugged were hilarious and on facebook.
7)1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what's happening?
She'd be real organized and she is an uh-may-ZING cook so everything would be going smooth till I turn up wanting to help and she remembers how bad I am at cooking then has to put me under lock and key to stop me from ruining it by accident. Plus I'd end up throwing a bottle of water over her at some point, because with her and me hanging out together someone always gets water dumped on their head.
8) 7 kidnapps 2 and demmands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Some kind of computer game or for Milo to do his homework or something for him.
9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who so they choose?
She'd pick Will (8) cause he's the only boy but if Gen was a boy she'd pick her because they are BEEEST friends.
10) Every one gangs up on 3. What happens?
She would shout a lot then break down crying (because she's got a lot of personal stuff going on right now and a small thing could send her over the edge).
11) Everyones invited to 2 and 10 wedding exept for 8. How do they react?
well first they're both girls and straight so they wouldn't married and second he would pretend he was fine with it but then secretly be really upset and probably cry in private.
12) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
She isn't scared of him but if she was it would be because he could beat her up easy and the only experience she has with fighting is with her little brother who really isn't violent at all.
13) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
It would start out involving happy princessses and unicorns and that crap then when everyone started to zone out it would turn into horror and everybody would be totally terrified, me and Charlotte most of all. The boys would pretend not to be scared and so would Bex but after me and Bex would talk about it and she'd admit she was terrified too. (happened before LOLCATZ)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (when I'm outside people look at me like I'm crazy because I don't even notice that I am, as I like to call it, just 'thinking out loud like any normal person')
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (I would literally die without them)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (lol totally)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (lmfao yeah so true my friends always phone me now because they cba to go through all that)
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (usually put my hair in a bun using a pencil so I always have one handy)
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (my sister gets SOOO mad when she goes on the computer and realizes a bunch of keys are missing lol)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (yeah but the thing is I don't realize until someone points it out haha that has gotten AWKWARD before)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (yup failed miserably)
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
15 Things to do at WAL-MART.
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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Or are planning to do any of these things
16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.
7. Dont use any punctuation
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
15. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.
A REAL BOYFRIEND
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her
even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad
hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok
dont believe it, talk with her
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday
to tell her you love her
Treat her like she is
all that matters to you.
Stay up all night with her
when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show
even if you think it's stupid.
wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad
hang out with her.
Let her know
in the pouring rain.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
I almost cried when I read this story.