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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

About Me: Some of My favorite animes are Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Hitalia. My favorite fandom/thing is Homestuck. I'm a guy. My favorite colors are black and gray. That's about it...

Pairings I Like:












Ichizomi (watch episodes 317-341)(or something along those lines)

IchiSenn (first Bleach movie)












Sollux x Aradia


EridanxFefari [

GamzeexTerezi [


Pairings I HATE:


NaruSaku( Your comments about me being stupid, evil ect. are ignored)( same message for every pairing)
















Anything I didn't list




anything that wasn't listed

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue,yellow and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, Twilight's October Sky, LittleGothGirl13. KagomeMiko92, apparox148, the-purple-fuzzle, Tinatheturtle,doubletime twins, giadolphin, Arrowshot, KennethRose,Scarhead62, Luppi-tan, The Z-RP

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Twilight and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school field trip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding roller coasters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when for some strange reason your wardrobe scares you so you have to army roll to your bed from your door. Crazy is hopping to class, and when asked why, you blame it on the bunnies. Even if there were no bunnies. Crazy is when you get into the wrong car when being picked up after school. Crazy is when every time your throat hurts, you hope you somehow turned into a vampire without knowing it. Crazy is when your friend goes up to a blonde, pale doctor, tells him she knows his secret, and you let yourself get dragged out by security with her, and are still her friend. Crazy is when you like to read stories that make your cry. Crazy is when you spend a whole hour wondering how awesome you would be if you were a talking vampire pikachu who was married to Joe Jonas. Crazy is when you are constantly making up new species like the Penguillamaroo and talking in third person and saying na no da at the ends of all your sentences just to throw people off and overusing the word "and" like it's going out of style. Crazy is going over the loudspeaker at your job and requesting “would the real Slim Shady please stand up?”. Crazy is singing loudly in the middle of a crowded room, even when you know that you haven’t got the talent. Crazy is telling off the biggest asshole/bitch in school because you know they deserve it, even if it makes you look bad, because you know that for every person who does dare to stand up to them, there are at least ten who are too nervous to do so. Crazy is shouting “look out behind you!!” and “don’t go in there, you idiot!” at the television screen when you’re watching a horror film. Crazy is a boy liking Hello Kitty, and buying said paraphernalia at conventions. Crazy is owning over 200 graphic novels. Crazy is owning over 100 books on Dungeons & Dragons, and spending a good portion of every day devoted to said hobby, and more on your day off from work when you DM a campaign that you created yourself from scratch with creatures, templates, and a world all your own. Crazy is wanting to learn the entire “I Like War” speech made by the Mad Major, just so you can confuse and scare the crap out of your friends. Crazy is having said speech translated into German, and then delivering it in your best impersonation of Hitler himself (just make sure no real Germans are around. They may take umbrage.) Crazy is speculating the crap out of an anime on pairings that totally should be, and every conceivable scrap of evidence in favor of said pairing. Crazy is always speaking “in character” to your anime character name on your facebook acoount when you instant message. Crazy is staying up till 3am falling asleep geting up at 4am and waiting till 4:30am to watch a TV show that You've known (but forgot) has been canceld scince last month Then hide behind the couch for 3 hours and cry about it If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

-A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".

-A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be sitting next to you laughing their ass off at you.

-Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

-I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

-Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

-In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

-If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.

-Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

-A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

-A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in their address book.

-A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from top to down. I bet you can't resist to passing it on when you're done!

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever made one of those "copy and paste this into you profile" thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's weird there's so much Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from "Naruto" completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken/Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas brothers on top of a skyscraper about to jump off. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the 5 percent that would shout "Jump assholes!"

Copy and paste this into your profile if you would gladly rip off Edward Cullen's skin, make a dress out of it, then give it to the next girl you see.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, Copy & Paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished that an anime character would come to life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. If You Haven't Died Yet Copy And Paste This Onto your Profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit some freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

Repost this if you laughed...

"Everywhere we go

Everywhere we go

People wanna know

People wanna know

Who we are

Who we are

So we kill them

So we kill them

We’re Akatsuki

We’re Akatsuki

The Mighty Akatsuki

The Mighty Akatsuki

We’re GRRRRREAT!"- a Naruto fanfiction.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember

If your profile has more than five "copy & paste this in your profile's" copy and paste this in your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

-> If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-> If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight:

1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.

2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.

3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.

4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.

5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.

6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.

7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.

8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.

9. When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.

10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.

11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.

Do you speak any other language?
Fluint in geberish

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't the paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shoot, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you dunderhead."

Outcasts, they tend to call us

The Weird Ones

The Freaks

But we like to think of ourselves as the

Special Ones

With our permanent marker doodles

on our converse

Ripped jeans and Elmo hearts and

poems written in the snow

Novels read beneath the covers 'til

dawn by light of a flashlight

batteries nearly dead we've used them

so much

And dancing in the rain

Praying to Screamo and Hardstyle

And singing to the stars

At the top of our lungs with the car

windows open and the night rushing


Or on the top floor of a beach house

with the sea streched out before us

"Go home, you lose, good day, sir"

Turn around and say goodbye

Gum-wrapper braclets and crying to

the moon

Glasses and braces and beautiful eyes

Sad behind the smiles

And sitting in the corner to escape the

staring eyes

But we live in funny looks because they

remind us that we are special

Man we are special

We aren't the Outcasts, for we know

how to live

For we know how to be ourselves, what

to do

on a rainy Sunday afternoon

To all of those who truley know me,

and yet love me anyway

I love you all

Copy and Paste this i your profile if you believe everyword is true. Add your name if you believe, Akatsuki Girls942,AnimeWuver, Haniel Hatake, Jasper1006, SaintoftheSinners, Luppi-tan, The Z-RP

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE


MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (from Luppi-tan)

Got from Jackdarkstone's profile:

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: "Why so glum?" Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!" Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" Guy: "Sure, I love to drink." Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway."

Guy: "Gee that sounds great!" Satan: "You a smoker?" Guy: "You better believe it" Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?"

Guy: "Wow...that's awesome!" Satan: "I bet yo u like to gamble." Guy: "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do." Satan: "Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."

Guy: "Cool!" Satan: "What about drugs?" Guy: "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?" Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want You're dead so who cares."

Guy: "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

Satan: "You gay?" Guy: "No..."

Satan: "Oooo, Fridays are gonna be tough..."

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If everyone cared, and nobody cried,

If everyone loved and nobody lied,

If everyone shared, and swallowed thier pride,

Then we'd see the day that NOBODY died.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS IS TRUE, COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE! ( and I mean like, nobody died from war, not natural cause for all you smartasses out there)

It takes 47 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect, Copy this to your profile.

We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it.

If you can't beat them... Arrange to have them beaten...

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, anime-adorer2006, WinterLoveSong,otherrealmwriter, Grogie13, RulerofFire,XxX-Curly-Wurly-XxX, 00GIRL'SNIGHTOUT00,TheSoulAlchemist,MrMagicFox, Luppi-tan, The Z-RP

How to tell if you're a (good) writer...

1. If you constantly talk to yourself.

2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself

3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person

4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

7. If you know what writer's block is.

8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of critisism.

9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

13. If you memorized your keyboard.

14. If people think you might have A.D.D.

15. If you think itd be cool to have A.D.D.

16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.

17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.

18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.

19. If your friends dont even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/ grammar errors.

21. If you don't like critisism, although you are a critic yourself.

22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.

23. If you write stories based on your dreams.

24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.

25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

26. If you can type/ write fast. REALLY fast.

27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.

28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.)

29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...

30. And finally, the number one way to tell if youre a good writer: If you failed English 101.


A girl approches the boy, with a shy and embarrassed expression.

Girl: Do you think I’m pretty?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want to be with me forever?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I walked away...?

Boy: No

The girl heard enough and was hurt. She walked away with tears streaming down her face. The boy grabbed her arm and turned her around to make her face him.

Boy: You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful. I don’t want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would DIE!!!

Boy: (whispers) Please stay with me.

Girl: (whispers with smile) I will…

Tonight, at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen between 1pm and 4pm. Tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life!! If you don’t post this on your profile in 5 minutes, you will have relationship problems for the next ten years. (When you’re done and already clicked ‘update profile’, I know sometimes, it takes too slow to update. So ONLY if your computer is a little slow, you get time extension. You can post it in 15 minutes…ONLY IF UPDATING YOUR PROFILE IS A LITTLE SLOW).


1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!( ALL FROM Luppi-tan

I have a few ideas I'm working on.

One Bad Thing After Another:

Uzumaki Naruto's life can be put into two words. It sucks. First, his parents die in a car crash, leaving him to the care of his godparents and obnoxious godsister Kyuubi, known to Naruto as Kyu. Then, his godparents die in a fire, leaving just him and Kyu. Then he repeatedly gets caught in crimes he didn't commit, only to be anonymously bailed out by Kyu, who hasn't seen him in years. Then, his two best friends from juvi (known to the inmates as "Hell") die in a police raid. Kyu comes to bail Naruto out, but this time, it's different. She takes him to her house with all his friends saying, "I can't let you be alone for an HOUR without you getting in trouble, eh Naru-chan?" But still, Naruto ends up in "Hell" two more times. Will the real culprit get caught? What will happen between Naruto and Kyu? Rated M for violence, language, and possible lemons.ABANDONED-pm me if you want to adopt

Kurosaki towers:

Ichigo Kurosaki has the good life. He's living in the penthouse suite of his family's hotel, Kurosaki Towers and doesn't have to do anything but play video games and go skateboarding. But, when his father leaves for four years with his sisters, his last words are, "Don't go out of business!!" About an hour later, Ichigo realizes he has no idea how to run a hotel. So he calls on his friends to help him. Then, he runs into a mysterious girl named Nozomi Kujo on his way to a movie. She moves to Kurosaki Towers and becomes the Hostess at The Lucky Sword, a Bar and Grill located inside the lobby.

D:Arc Angel:

Naruto, raised by Danzo since birth, had the Kyuubi and Ichibi sealed in him. Since nine plus one is ten... He now holds the Juubi. While learning under Danzo is tough, Naruto learned some wirth while skills. Like the ability to use Ink, Wind, Fire and Scorch styles, among anthing learned at Chunin level and lower. Or the ability to Mold chakra around his body in the form of and Angel. But, being the demon wolf it is, Juubi had to fuck that up to...

Growing up with the Espada:

Ichigo, who was only three at the time, died the same day as his mother. He was later found by Gin and was made the first victim of Hollowfacation and elevanth victim of arrancarfacation. Join him as he grows up with the Espada, who are also three, with Gin as a father figure.


They say failing to perform your life's purpose even once when you have never failed before can lead to insanity. For Kurosaki Ichigo every word of that is true...

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The Imperial Saber by Marutectz552 reviews
"Soldiers we are: we the Imperial-Sabers do not flee, nor do we falter and nor do we fail to purge Evil from our sights. We are flesh and steel, so we are nothing but weapons of the Emperor. In the face of Evil we do not back down, ever." Tatsumi's beginnings were not of a free hero as he was made out to be, but as a soldier loyal to the Empire he lived in. Loyalty unto Death.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 485,086 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Tatsumi, Esdeath
Alternate Worlds by HemingwayisBOSS reviews
In a different world, Esdeath tracks down a member of Night Raid's local team to Tatsumi's village three days before he was supposed to leave. Trapped in the clutches of the Queen of Ice, will he ever be able to find his true destiny? Betareading done by Pyromania101.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 158,117 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Tatsumi, Esdeath
Naruto the Chimera V2 by JK10 reviews
Naruto was fostered by Orochimaru on the fifth day of his birth. Orochimaru started to experiment on him at a young age. What happens when Naruto gets older and bloodlines start to appear. Naru/harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 162,271 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Naruto U.
Follow the Wolves by Salaeren reviews
The threads of fate are twisted and severed, and one destiny is traded for another. An unexpected development at Mount Fake allows Tatsumi to follow a different road, one he now walks with General Esdese by his side. But alone, the Jaegers and Night Raid stand no chance against the virulent corruption within the Capital. Two wolves, together on the hunt, must join their packs...
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,728 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 9/16/2014 - [Tatsumi, Esdeath] [Wave, Kurome]
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 755,035 - Reviews: 4052 - Favs: 5,465 - Follows: 4,387 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Hello Baby! by recchinon reviews
His friends wanted to give him an unforgettable present for his birthday, a woman who would make him lose his virginity. She wanted a baby from someone like him though it meant she had to be his birthday present. AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,128 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Devastating Consequences: Becoming Vasto Lord by only4bass reviews
Remastered version of this story is up! I dropped the Devastating consequences title. the remastered version is (Becoming Vasto Lorde Remastered )Thank you! FOR ALL THE SUPPORT! Disclaimer: I do not own bleach. please review the remastered version. i would love input!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 287,593 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel - Complete
Akame Ga Kill: Subservience by Real Personal Trooper Type-0 reviews
It's already known that Tatsumi could so easily deny the advances of Esdese, the seeds of rebellion already woven into his mind. However, what if he had met her much earlier, long before such seeds were even planted? What could happen then? Could he perhaps swear loyalty to her, placing her above even his own livelihood? What would be the future effects in such a tale? Let's see...
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/3 - Tatsumi, Night Raid, Jaegers, Esdeath
Akame ga Kill: Legacy by PrimaMalum reviews
Two legacies, two Imperial Arms, passed down from two separate individuals that were both held in high regard. One's legacy followed the path of their previous owner, while the other strayed. Faced with an impossible choice, a split-second decision will change Tatsumi's destiny forever. [Anime/Manga Spoilers Past Episode 8/Chapter 13] -On Indefinite Hiatus-
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Esdeath, Tatsumi]
Addiction by Zkname reviews
You ever wonder what would happen if Naruto became addicted to Kyuubi's chakra, similair to how others get addicted to crack and heroin? Well this is that what if... Dark Naruto... Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,681 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Perseus Attraction by There She Goes And Shes Comin reviews
Perseus Jackson thought he was normal: turns out he was wrong. Now Percy has to contend with love-struck monsters, a retarded Riptide and his 'love interest'; one crazy blonde girl with a really sharp knife. Even Artemis is gunning for him with a steriod junkie Apollo riding behind. But with looks to equal the Goddess of Beauty what did he expect? Phoenix Award Nominee
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 55 - Words: 156,374 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Sage Of The Bijū by Luxord52 reviews
God/Jūbi/Heir to Sage Of Six Paths/Jinchūriki of all Bijū Naruto. Note, Lots of Mindscrewing, language, generic hilarity, and an insane, even by my own standards, plot. Rating for Language, Themes; I suck at those anyway... , and other generic bad for little kids stuff. NarutoXHinataXHarem Taking recomendations . Read if you want to find out what it's about, other than Insanity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,869 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fraternising with the Enemy by dude932 reviews
What would of happened if Tatsumi was too caught up in the moment to talk to Esdese about trying to convince her about joining the Rebellion army with him. With her just getting out of the shower dripping wet and looking as she did... yeah you can't blame the guy. (Lemon One Shot Esdese/Tatsumi)
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Tatsumi, Esdeath - Complete
Combination by jCOOLn reviews
During the clan wars the Senju clan made an alliance with the Uzumaki. Madara sees this, and decides the Uchiha clan will do the same. They go to the only clan that they respect enough to consider an alliance, the Kaguya. Eventually Izuna falls for a Kaguya woman named Remui and they have a son named Naruto together. Large Harem/Dead-Bone-Pulse/Eternal Sharingan/Chakra Chains
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,175 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Anko M., Yakumo, Naruko U.]
Chronicles of Shinobi by KyuubiGoku reviews
It was his dream, Hashirama's dream, to unite the nations. It worked better than he could have ever imagined. The Five Nations have come together into one village with one leader, the Kage. There is only one force under his command, the Anbu, and they are there to face their greatest threat to humanity, that is... the Shinobi. Naruto AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,955 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Naruto U.
Nothing by Hakureisaiga reviews
Inspired by Sephieroth's Naruto: God of Blades fic...On the eve of Naruto's 7th birthday, he is cornered only to awaken a power within him. It is as they said...Nothingness is eternal. DarkNaruto...harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,250 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Power of the Primera by Necrim reviews
Ichigo becomes the Primera Espada rivaling Aizen himself in strength but who will he fight for when the crucial time comes. Ichigo from a different background which will come clear throughout the story. AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,431 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel
Raining Darkness by Crimson ultrafox reviews
Naruto defeats Sasuke in the Valley of the End, but upon returning ends up leaving himself. Dark desires flood his heart as he awakens the Rinnegan, and takes on the alias, Pein. Dark Naruto, Naru/harem, Not quite what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 200,317 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Unexpected Turns by Shuriyaki-San reviews
Tsukune loses his cousin at a young age, and pushes to improve himself to never let any of his close people get hurt ever again. How will this impact his time at Youkai Academy? Tsu x Miz x Kuru. M for adult content, including language and lemons!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,002 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Tsukune A., Mizore S.
Forbidden Romance by Camster3100 reviews
Ichigo's life is turned upside down when he meets the four great loves of his life. How will he handle the four women, and how will he deal with Hell itself on his doorstep? Warning! Contains Lemons in later chapters! Disclaimer: Don't own Bleach or characters! Ichigo/Harem.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 90,297 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel
Baby Madness by Saria19 reviews
Szayel Aporro's experiments turn Ichigo into a baby. The Espada, Aizen, Gin, and Tousen all have to take turns watching him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,147 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ichigo K.
To Dream The Impossible Nightmare by lanita19 reviews
In a futuristic world where a government controls everything, Orihime must decide truth for herself. She loved him in her dreams, but they turned out to be Aizen's nightmares. Can Ichigo persuade her that his feelings are real and there is beauty in the world beyond the walls of Las Noches? AU, IchiHime. Full summary inside.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,380 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Orihime I., Ichigo K.
Rise of the Immortal by AkumaKami64 reviews
When Orochimaru sealed off Kyuubi, he awakened a gift given to Naruto by someone that believed Naruto deserved it more then him. Naruto Harem and Badass Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,499 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Naruto U.
A Painful Path by Plagius reviews
Madara didn't intend to destroy Konoha when he summoned the Kyuubi. His true plan was to obtain a weapon without equal, and thanks to the Yondaime that was what he now had. Born as one of the Akatsuki, and armed with the eyes of the Rikudō Sennin, Naruto must now find a way to achieve the impossible. To see his master's goal realized and bring peace to the world. Rinnegan!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,635 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Naruto U., Konan, Pain/Pein
Naruto Mysterious Power by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
While in Wave, Naruto is hit with a strange seal, and now is suddenly gaining new powers. How will the Ninja world take Naruto with 9 Kekkei Genkai. Sasu/Saku/bashing,M language themes. Fu Haku Tayuya Tenten Isaribi Samui Kurotsuchi Temari Hinata Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 207,653 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Fū - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze:Legacy of the Soul Society by Rikudou Shinigami reviews
After escaping the snake's stomach, Naruto discovers a strange blue orb, and gains four Zanpakutos. Naruto will strive to bring back glory to his clan, with the most powerful Doujutsu in the world. Rinnegan!God-Like!NaruHarem, Good!SasuHarem, MINOR Sakura bashing for a bit,Civilian Council and Elders Bashing. Going to be redone.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,608 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Redemption by Lordban reviews
The year is 2019 atb. A time of peace follows the reign of the Demon Emperor, but Zero Requiem didn't tie all loose ends. Is Lelouch's carefully woven thread about to unravel? Testing the waters to decide it this continues or ends here.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,149 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Naruto Kami's Chosen by The shinigami's first born reviews
The Uzumaki Clan were descendents of the Goku and Vegeta. when the Sage's daughter married into the family tey became the Uzumaki's. The Namikaze's were Senju and Uchiha who came together for peace. when Ichgo married into the family, their blood comes together in Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. Naruto will remove his mask and show his striength Sharingan/Rinnegan God-like Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,939 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Naruto U.
Rinnegan Naruto by Jakker reviews
Happy life destroyed. Hated for something not his fault. Abandoned by Konoha. Awakened a legendary bloodline. He will conquer the world, and he will make them understand the true meaning of Pain... Strong!Naruto. Powerful!Six Paths.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Transfer Student by Rin Yamazaki reviews
Nozomi Kujo comes to Tokyo University the day after the breakup of the school's #1 couple! It seems she's got a soft spot for Ichigo, but he's dating her roommate Rukia now! There's fireworks in a few weeks, so what happens leading up to them? IchiZomi, some other pairings too. Written for my little brother's birthday! Please R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Ichigo K., Nozomi K. - Complete
Ninja Ways by l3eatdown reviews
I just want to say I DON'T OWN NARUTO! Kishimoto does. Now that that is out of the way, the summary is inside, and this will be a harem fic. No yaoi, no yuri, no incest. Just harem. Thanks for reading!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,534 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Rinnegan Jinchuriki by Kurama no Kyubi reviews
When Sasuke was cut down by Haku right in front of Naruto, said boy awakened a legandary power, the Rinnegan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,259 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Lelouch Of The Founding by AirGearisthewayoflife reviews
A Lelouch is found Fanfiction. Schenizel is visting the Ashfords when he find Lelouch and Nunnaly Alive and well. The royal family is stunned they had invaded Japan under the idea that the Japanesse minster had killed the two. Repost
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Fullbringer by halberd42 reviews
Ichigo discovered Fullbring before he met Rukia. How will being a Fullbringer, instead of being a Substitute Shinnigami, change events?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,348 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Ichigo K., Nozomi K.
Ichigo-The Primera Espada by Hitsu990 reviews
What happens when Ichigo isn't a shinigami? But a Vasto Lorde! Aizen finds him. What will happen now? OC, no mary-sue(I hope). Pairing undecided. I do not own bleach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Ichigo K.
Curiosity by NeonZangetsu reviews
"You interest me, Kurosaki Ichigo." Those were her words. Fascination develop's into obssession, and obssession, into lust and lust, into love. And this Love, will change Ichigo Kurosaki forever. In more ways than one. IchigoxHalibel, possibly with some IchigoxNel. Fluff, violence, language. Review please!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,052 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel
Percabeth, Actually by There She Goes And Shes Comin reviews
Because Percy gets dumped for a guidence counsellor, Grover nearly gets killed by Juniper, Jason trails in the wake of famous actress, Piper McLean, Leo riding shotgun, Ella can't speak to Tyson, Nico does drugs to Reyna's horror, and Mr. D feels heartache at 57. This story tells the interconnected stories of six couples as they struggle through their own aspects of love. Rom-Com
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Chaos Rising by Sedor reviews
Aizen always wanted an equal, someone that could stand at his level. The Hogyoku has granted his wish, but has it gone too far? Evil Ichigo, IchigoxHarem. AU with character death.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,398 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Yoruichi S., T. Harribel
Kyuubi no Yoko: The Second by MisterJoke reviews
I apologize to the people who liked this story, but I'm discontinuing it do... Well, to how much it sucks. It was my first try and it didn't turn out well at all. I won't take it down, but won't update it anymore. Maybe someday I can rewrite, make it a decent story... but it won't be any time soon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,723 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Chance to Change Final by Mirabilis1235 reviews
Trained by the best of the Joint Shinobi Army, Naruto takes the fight to his enemies. Only to end up back in time in an alternate universe, now the young man is a father, a teacher and a Jinchuuriki to the Jubi. Strong!Bloodline!Naruto Naruto/Multi. Due to the new crackdown, of stories being deleted that have lemons or excessive violent content, fights etc. will be toned down.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,584 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Love and Dead by Guardian 777 reviews
In the post-Apocolyptic Outbreak, a group of survivors live. Now, dormant feelings come to life, truths revealed, and everything is not as it seems. TakashixReixSaekoxShizukax?. KhotaxSayax?. Rated M for blood, gore, language, smut
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Takashi K., Saeko B.
Path To Power by Asmarath reviews
Naruto lost everything in the Massacre, but awakened the Rinnegan. Leaving him alone in the world with his adoptive brother Sasuke. Realizing it was up to him, he will seek out power anyway he can. On Hold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,053 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Naruto U.
The rise of Zero tails by Ihateheroes reviews
The Zero-Tails is an evil spirit created by the dark thoughts and feelings of people. This parasitic creature feeds upon any negative emotions and allows the spirit to create Dark Chakra. One day he meets the hated Uzumaki Naruto. Naru/older women Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,659 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 316 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Bleach: Rise of the Fallen Emperor by MKTerra reviews
When Grimmjow goes into Karakura town to play, it's for a different reason... Summary sucks. Hilarious story, but seriousness coming up soon. Back from my long-ass hiatus.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,518 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel
The Rough Fist by hangman1 reviews
Juken; the Hyuuga clan's prized fighting style. Designed to destroy or cripple the opponents chakra network with pinpoint accuracy. But what is this style fell into the grasp of a young boy. The Rougufu is born!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,562 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Code Geass: CC of the Rebellion by Sierra-de-Lafayette reviews
What does C.C. talk about with Marianne throughout Code Geass? What would have happened if the Knights of the Round were sent in early? A twist on Code Geass with polls for YOU to decide what should happen next! Rated M for language and sexual content.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 125,859 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L.
Will You be my Queen? by NeonZangetsu reviews
Ruling over an endless arid sea of sand can get pretty lonely, if you're the king. Alone and forgotten by everyone, Ichigo Kurosaki decided to do something about it. He made a deal with the devil, and set out to find himself a queen. Dark Ichigoxharem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,830 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Ichigo K.
Bleach Fallen Hero by BloodRedKing reviews
What if Ichigo and his hollow had tied in the battle for control and what if when that happened they found themselves in Hueco Mundo as the newest Arrancar? IchigoxHarribel. Ichigo as Ulquiorra's Fraccion. Rated M for future chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel
Agent of Hell by The First-Born reviews
Killed by religious zealots, Naruto curses Kami and sells his soul as a young child, damning himself to the devil. Lucifer has plans for him and quickly brings him under his wing, to mould him in his own image to be his hand on earth. EVILNARUTO, Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,167 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Naruto U.
Heir of The Uzumaki's by Element-Chaos reviews
The powerful Uzumaki clan lives the blood of the boy who will return it and the country to its former power. As one country rises another may fall, what will Naruto do when the choice comes? Will he have mercy on Konoha? Pairings?-Possible Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,298 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U.
My Dear Espada by Jay Kashiki reviews
Ichigo awakens to find himself dead and a Hollow. As he moves up the food chain as a hollow and an Arrancar, he makes some companionships that may be too hard to break from. Can he go back home, or will he stay forever for the sake of one woman?ON HIATUS!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,160 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel
The Hodgepodge Romance of Ichigo Kurosaki by Panzerraptor reviews
Kisuke has created a new cologne and our prudish strawberry hero is the unaware guinea pig. Will Ichigo survive the strange side-effects of the the ex-captain's new product? And can he also save the world from a new threat while doing so? IchigoxHarem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,118 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Ichigo K.
The Hell Butterfly Effect by Franchise reviews
Sequel to Run Ichigo Run. Ichigo thought that his women troubles were long over. But an idea from Yamamato sets off a chain sequence of events that will cause even more chaos for him. IchigoxHarem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,933 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Ichigo K.
The Rinnegan, A Fault in a God's Plan by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto gains a gift from Kami at birth that unlocks before he joins the academy. Naruto had potential to be one of the greatest. The 1st Rinnegan user started the ninja world, the latest became a god. However Naruto became something else, something more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,695 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Guile by Kisa-June reviews
After retuning to the real world, Ichigo questions what he truly is. When he asks, the answer he gets was not what he wanted to hear. So when Aizen shows up and offers Ichigo a place where he would be accepted for what he truly was, will he take it?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen
Arrancars in School by Beloved Contender Bratslav reviews
Halibel sees Ichigo turn into a hollow when Nnoitra blasts a hole in his chest and now calls him sama? read as Ichigo tries to go to school as Halibel and her fracción suddenly start calling him sama, oh the comedy that will ensue, IchiHal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel
Espada Children by Serene Ice Dragon reviews
When one of Szayel's experiments goes horribly wrong, Aizen, Gin and Tousen find themselves facing their most difficult task yet: babysitting!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,134 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Tousen K. - Complete
Rin'negan no Naruto: Ninja Collapse by Final Fantasy of a Dreamer reviews
Naruto is attacked by root and flees fearing the consequences while unconsiously unlocking the rin'negan. He meets Itachi stealing his eyes and place in Akatsuki. Life from Akatsuki Naruto/Konan younger /Yugito/Fem Kyuu M for future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Konan
The Espada's Boy by ArchangelKo reviews
Alternate version of Bleach. Masaki Kurosaki was a vasto lorde, a fact she kept secret from Isshin. When the time was right she got her subordinate, Grand-Fisher, to fake her and Ichigo's death, and then gave Ichigo to 3rd Espada Nel to make him a Fraccio
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,985 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Ichigo K.
Art Explodes by Oboro-Kun reviews
Naruto is trained by the Akatsuki to become a spy for them against Konoha. Trained personally by one of them, he develops a fascination with art. Dark Naruto Fanfic. Rated M for Harem, will include lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,064 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Deidara
Hollow by Demon God of Chaos reviews
Ichigo's reaction after the fight with Byakuya takes him to Hueco Mundo due to his belief that shinigamis hunt Hollows and he appears to have the mask of one...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Ichigo K.
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Alma de la Luna Nueva reviews
After being betrayed by Soul Society, Ichigo is sentenced to death. He fights with Zangetsu and his Inner Hollow to find out which to throw away. Stay in Soul Society and loose his Hollow powers, or loose Zangetsu forever and become one of Aizen's Arrancar...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Ichigo K., Espada
The Wolf of Whirlpool reviews
Basically Naruto holds the Juubi, who unlocks his bloodlines and dojutsu and he goes off to burn Konoha to the ground... blah blah blah I suck at summaries
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Naruto U., Fū
Kurosaki Towers reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki has the good life. He's living in the penthouse suite of his family's hotel, Kurosaki Towers and doesn't have to do anything but play video games and go skateboarding. But, when his father leaves for four years with his sisters, his last words are "Don't go out of business!" About an hour later Ichigo realizes he has no idea how to run a hotel. Full summ on profile
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Ichigo K., Nozomi K.
One bad thing after another reviews
At age 5 Naruto's parents die in a car crash. At age nine, his godparents die in a house fire. At age 17, and in juvy, Naruto's two best friends die. Now, all he has left are his cellmates, a pet fox named Robert, and his godsister Kyuubi, AKA Kyu. But what happens when Kyu comes to bail Naruto and his friends out? More bad things... *ABANDONED* PM me if you want the story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama