Elisabeth Potter
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Joined 06-25-03, id: 406327, Profile Updated: 12-04-10
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey people,

I'm Marieke, I'm 23. I just love reading and writing and bugging my brother. I apologize for any spelling/grammar mistakes in my writing: I'm Dutch and like I said in Giving In somewhere I have dyslexia, so I can't really help it that it isn't perfect.

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Elisabeth Potter

My favorite quotes:

"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to sent you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you."


"We'll get you another autograph. Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough."


"If you made a better rat than a human, it's not much to boast about, Peter."


"He sounds exactly like Moody. 'Constant vigilance!' You'd think I walk around with my eyes shut, banging off the walls..."


"Oh, are you prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."

"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once..."

"Or twice-"

"A minute-"

"All summer-"


"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us."


"So light a fire!"

"Yes... of course... but ther's no wood!"

"HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?"


"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Percy?"

"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!"

"It was, we sent it."


"I was saying that Saturn was surely in a position of power in the heavans at the moment of your birth... your dark hair... your mean stature... tragic losses so young in life... I think I am right in saying, my dear, that you were born in midwinter?"

"No, I was born in July."


"Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."


"Don't be a prat, Neville, that's illegal. They wouldn't use the Crusiatus Curse on the campions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."


"Harry! Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"

"Marvelous, absolutely spiffing."

"That's enough, now."

"Mum! How really corking to see you-"


"But we're not stupid -- we know we're called Gred and Forge."


"Would anyone like me to help interpet the shadowy realms within their orb?"

"I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."


"The fates have informed me that your examination in June will concern the orb, and I am anxious to give you sufficient practice."

"Well honestly... who sets date of the exam? She does! What an amazing prediction!"


"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."


AND MY ALTIME FAVORITE:

"Mr. Moony presents his comliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."

"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape a good day and advises he wash his hair, the slimeball."

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Turn Back Time by SStar Luna reviews
What would you do if you had to choose between what was right and what was easy? Harry is faced with this very decision as he tries to cope with having to live in the past after an unfortunate accident transports him to September 1976. CHAPTER 13 NEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Life Of Harry by Kelliekins reviews
Over the summer Harry has changed. He meets a stranger and gets pulled into an adventure that is his sixth year. Dark times, twisted dreams, mysterious gifts and unwanted powers. Can Harry figure out the puzzle? Back after 2 year Hiatus! Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,182 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Harry P., Harry P.
Livin it up HAWAIIAN Style! by Clarista reviews
In this fic Sirius steals Harry from Hagrid , and takes him far away to Hawaii to live a fun life in the sun...for both of them! Harry grows up the way most kids only dream about and turns VERY KOOL...CHAPTER FOUR is finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,893 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Lost Memories by Mystifying deity reviews
Harry has spent his life thinking that his parents are dead. What if they are alive and kicking, but have no idea that they are witches and wizards, being married or have a son. This story will have a major twist in the middle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,329 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 11/5/2002 - James P., Harry P.
Where Hope Lies by Abluebird reviews
A strange new boy is sending Lily Evans dreams, but who is he and why does he look so much like James? Together Lily and James will uncover the secrets of their future, and Harry's past. (Harry's 7th year) Ootp spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
The Light at the End of the Tunnel by LadyElla64 reviews
Sequel to "Before There Was a Light." Harry's birthday brings many surprises; a mysterious gift helps him get back what is his, and he discovers a bit more than he expected about his past. UNDER CONSTRUCTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,864 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Birthday Surprises by Lolly Phoenix reviews
Harry receives a rather unusual 17th birthday present from the Headmaster. A present that changes anything and everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 105,493 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Marauders by inwonderland reviews
Harry uses the map to communicate with his 16 year old father and his friends! Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/6/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - James P., Harry P.
Only Time by Rynne Lupin reviews
Chapter eighteen up! After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry is tired. He is offered the chance to rest, relax, and have fun…by going back in time to 1977 and becoming his parents' DADA teacher. But things don't stay relaxing for very long...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,580 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Harry P., James P.
I am Not Your Baby Boy by Irish Donkey reviews
Summer after 4th year. What if James and Lily HAD survived that night? How will Harry react? Features SLIGHT dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,328 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Harry P., James P.
One Last Time by Karine1 reviews
After the events in the Department of Mystery, Harry is given permission to leave his family and go live in 12 Grimmauld Place. There, he finds a letter written to him, by none other then Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
101 ways to Drive Snape Mad by PhoenixPadfoot89 reviews
Harry finds a book called 101 Ways to Drive Snape Mad, so he decides to put it to good use! Warning: pointless humor ahead! Read at your own risk!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Oh My God, It's Blue! by Aliwyn reviews
James finds something interesting in the wastepaper basket in Lily's bathroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Something that no one has ever done by WolfAxe reviews
James and Lily are in their seventh year and James is doing his best to win Lily’s heart. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I'll miss you by Flower-Bee reviews
Lily and James. James and Lily. They secretly love each other, but too scared to say anything. But when Lily moves in with James, thing start to get romantic. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2003 - Published: 6/3/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Out Of The Ashes by SorrowfulAyame reviews
With the return of Voldemort, all hope seems lost, until Dumbledore finds a way to bring James Potter back to life. Now what is instore for the new year as Prongs, Padfoot, and Moony take over the DADA class? Lots of fun for anyone who isn't in Slytherin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,084 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/26/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Harry P., James P.
The Unexpected by Potter25 reviews
Lily has spent 6 years building walls around her to block out pain, who do you think will be the one to break through? a L/J fic. WARNING: LATER CHAPTERS MAY HAVE TO BE PG-14 follows them from 7th year until death,and a few chapters beyond! R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 178,040 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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Behind The Prankster's Mask reviews
Everyone has a reason to be the way they are and so does James Potter. What if pieces of his mask start slipping and a certain redhead sees beyond? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,531 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/13/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Lost Son reviews
Lily and James divorced. James never knew Lily was pregnant at that time. Both remarried, but only Lily’s marriage survived. And Lily now lives in America, but what happens if both worlds collide? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,071 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 11/29/2003 - James P., Harry P.
Cooking with Snape reviews
TV cooking taken to a whole new level.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Severus S.
Dark Secrets reviews
!To be rewritten as sequel to Behind the Prankster's Mask! After his fifth year, Harry's summer is downright depressing, but when Remus lets him sort through Sirius's things he makes a discovery that could change his whole life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,815 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Harry P.
The Twists And Turns Of A Screwed Life reviews
James lived, Lily died. Now he’s left alone to bring up his one year old son. that can’t be good, can it? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,099 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003 - James P., Harry P.
What If reviews
On Hold' What if all the Potters survived Voldemorts attack? What if Harry had a sister when Voldemort showed up? Read and find out! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,033 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Harry’s Worst Nightmare: Dudley Goes To Hogwarts reviews
What if Dudley was a wizard too? What if he went to Hogwarts? What if he teamed up with Malfoy? That must be hell for Harry, or maybe not. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
When You Think Nothing Can Go Wrong reviews
Sequel to 'It's Like A Dream Come True'. Five years have passed and Harry is starting his own life. He thinks nothing will ever go wrong again. How wrong he is. R&R !OOTP spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
It's Like A Dream Come True reviews
Finished Harry gets stuck in the past, MWPP's 6th year to be precise, and accidently changes the future. OOTP spoilers R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Giving In reviews
*Finished* Lily doesn't really hate James and when James live is turned upsite down Lily is there to help him and she finds out she loves him in the way he loves her. PLEASE R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,286 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 8/5/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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