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Joined 06-17-12, id: 4063479, Profile Updated: 05-22-13
Author has written 9 stories for Across the Universe, Stargate: Atlantis, Sherlock, and Doctor Who.

Hello, citizens of Earth

Due to reasons, we are going to destroy your planet. Have a nice day

-The Aliens

Hello, mah ninjas

I AM THE MAGICAL, DOOMISH WRITER OF DOOM WHO GOES BY ALI BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi.

DOOM DESTRUCTION AND DESPAIR PEOPLE DYING EVERYWHERE OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY *STOMP* HAPPY BIRTHDAY *STOMP*

Meow.

In case you didn't notice, I'm a little bit raaaaaannnnnndddddoooooommmmmm...

SQUIRREL

I live with my parental units, my two spawn-mates and three feline siblings. Oh, and my adopted sister that lives with me on weekends. Or I live with her. Either one.

MARSHMALLOW BUNNIES FROM OUTER SPACE, OUTER SPACE, OUTER SPACE MARSHMALLOW BUNNIES FROM OUTER SPACE THEY COME TO EAT YOUR BRAINZ!

I draw all my own cover art. Do you?

THE BEATLES, THE ROLLING STONES, BLACK SABBATH, IRON MAIDEN, PAUL SIMON, KENNY LOGGINS, DEF LEPPARD, BON JOVI AND METALLICA ALL KICK BUTT

Hee hee...I just molested the caps lock key...

:{ MUSTACHE DUDE

I will call you George. Together we shall conquer all.

Normal? What is this...normal? Is it contagious? GET AWAY FROM ME, I MAY CATCH YOUR NORMAL!!!

Top five things I cannot stand in a fanfiction

5. Mary-Sues. I'm not one to talk, having made a few, but it's just so...irritating...

4. The phrase "I suck at summaries, the story is better" in descriptions. It's just bloody lazy.

3. Racist, sexist or homophobic views being expressed through writing that are the actual author's opinion. I want to read good writing, not your world views.

2. Bad grammar. Betas exist for a reason.

1. Bad spelling. Okay, if you're going to post something on the internet for other people to read and critique, for the love of god, run your story through a spell-check first. Nothing turns me off of a story faster than that.

LIKE A BOSS

Okay, now for being semi-serious. Ish.

I'm going to update different fandoms on different days. I'll just give you a story summary for each, as well as the day it gets updated on. I try to update every week, but I am unfortunately unsuccessful most of the time. For me, fanfiction is at the bottom of my priorities, so if I've had a hard week, my internet life tends to suffer.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band: Four people from modern times go back in time to save the Beatles, only to find something's gone terribly wrong. Across the Universe. Updates on Friday

Help Me Through The Night: Sherlock's niece comes to live with him and John. Shenanigans ensue. Sherlock. Updates on Saturdays

Through the Eyes of a Pure-Blood Muggle: Eleanor Thompson is a pure-blood witch borne to Death Eaters, who later disown her along with her little brother. Becoming Ellie Lee, we see a young Hufflepuff grow up in the midst of war. Harry Potter. Updates on Wednesdays.

If you want to learn what I see when I think of my OCs, go to tektek.com and look up the full name of the story, followed by the first name of the character.

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The Time Of My Life by The Starkiller reviews
"If I told you what you want to hear, 'Oh, being the fifth Beatle was so fab all the time', I'd be lying to you. We all know I find it physically impossible to lie. But... It was the time of my life." From start to finish, she was there. Here's the story of The Beatles, through the eyes of Holly McFarlane, best friend of Paul McCartney
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 87,945 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/6/2012
The Watch by TheCloneDoctor reviews
Mary and Rita are the Beatles number one fans but were born in the wrong decade but that will all change when mary gets a strange looking watch for her birthday
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012
Dear Mr Lennon by rubberevolveroad64 reviews
Sixteen year old Ella Locken, lives a troubled life. She's a huge John Lennon fan, who decides to write him a letter, and send it. Ella doesn't expect John to read it, but what will happen when he does? Story's better then the summary! Not ATU
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012
One After 2011 by TheLef318 reviews
The Beatles are time warped to the present and meet a new friend. As they progress, they start to learn more about themselves and the world around them. They soon find out that their music is coming to life . . . literally. Rated T for mild curse language.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,927 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012
All Those Years Ago by LovelyBirdxx5 reviews
When Rachael left Paul all those years ago, he hadn't a clue why. Now she's back with a huge secret of her own.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 176,272 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012
ObLaDi, ObLaDoctor by Mooncow reviews
The Doctor has met so many famous people... The Beatles are bound to be one of them, right? This is the story where he meets said amazing band and, of course, saves the world in the process. The Beatles, Captain Jack, the Tenth Doctor. Rated T just because Jack is Jack. Not AtU, but Beatles/Doctor X-over!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - 10th Doctor
Time Travel, Quargles, Blown Up Microwaves by TotallyNotFamousGal1920118LOVE reviews
Time Travel, Quargles, Blown Up Microwaves, Frequent Quarrels, Supernatural Abilities, and the Beatles? Fuck My Life. This story is one of many different genres. Romance, Supernatural, Adventure, Friendship,Tragedy, Spiritual, Mystery, Drama, and Humor. I'm not good at really explaining things, just read the first chapter
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012
All Because of a Belt! by TheLef318 reviews
John takes his son Julian to the funhouse. But when John slips down that slide, he regrets everything. One-shot.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Complete
Another Girl by GeorgeHarrison'sGreaserGirl13 reviews
Georgia and Abby are Happy living with their husbands, Ringo and George. But when Yoko comes along, things will soon fall apart. Can they save the band, or will it break up even earlier than it should have? sequel to 'Here Comes the Sun'. Read that first before reading this.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012
Gwaine is Bored by TotallyLegitPsychic reviews
Gwaine is locked up in that smelly cell while Morgana is busy taking over Camelot. But it can get quite boring down there, so he decides to have some fun tormenting Morgana.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Gwaine, Morgana - Complete
The PJO and JB War: Continued by Anastasia Laurels 2.0 reviews
Yo. 'Sup, peeps? I've continued that story you guys loved so much. The one where there's a war between Justin Bieber and Camp Half-Blood. It won the PJO Fanfiction award for Humor! So, as long as you hate Justin Bieber, read on, my friends. Rated T for minor violence.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Percy J.
Stardust by KismetJeska reviews
For Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the odds are far from in their favour. The 74th Hunger Games will change their lives in every way- if either of them make it out alive.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,895 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Snowed In by cheesycheese reviews
The boys get stuck at Pauls house after a sudden snow storm. Really though, you can't expect anything normal with four bored Beatles, can you?
Across the Universe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011
Love You Forever and Forever by Mrs.Harrison0225 reviews
Meet Violet. She's awkward,quiet,and shy. Her life is completely normal, until she meets George Harrison. It first starts as a friendship, but will turn into love that will last forever.Beatles fanfic! Yay! NOT ATU.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012
Uncle Doofus by BeatleLOVE reviews
When the Lennon's come over for a quick visit to the McCartney home, adorable chaos ensues. Based on my RP with my Beatle Birds.
Across the Universe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete
Nightmares by cheesycheese reviews
There's that one dream that Paul's had since the night his mother died. Today, he reaches his limit. Beatles fic.
Across the Universe - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Cold Turkey by cheesycheese reviews
Paul's a bit out of it. Beatles fic, can be seen as John/Paul pre-slash.
Across the Universe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
I'm Only Sleeping by BeatleLOVE reviews
Having a shitty day sucks...until four fantastic Liverpudlian men come to save it! Yes, I know this summary sucks, so just read the bloody thing!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011
Baking Beatles? by cheesycheese reviews
John and Paul try to surprise Cynthia.
Across the Universe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2011
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Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band reviews
Molly O'Malley has no future. She doesn't matter. At least, until the Sergeant came. When she found where she was meant to be. And what lay ahead of her. The danger is high and the chances of success are slim. But what choice does she have, when it comes to saving the most influential band in history? Rated T for language NOT ATU
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013
Help Me Through The Night reviews
Larissa never fit in. From the orphanage she was raised to her new found father, she doesn't belong. One thing is for sure; Mycroft Holmes has never needed a daughter. So here she is, dumped with her uncle and oh so very alone. But maybe she isn't as alone as she thinks. This is the story of Larissa Holmes, of the family she forged and the hearts that broke to get there.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
The Master's Day Job reviews
You have to be a special sort of sadist to want to be a PE teacher...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/19/2013 - The Master - Complete
Running reviews
Ekaterina Petrovia is a Soviet Union gymnast who defects to England. There, she meets four charming singers and falls in love with one of them. But what happens when her former country wants her back? Rated T because I swear. NOW UP FOR ADOPTION
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012
Lost and Found reviews
What if John Lennon had a twin sister. What if John Lennon had a twin sister who was separated from him at birth. What if John Lennon had a twin sister who was separated from him at birth and was in a rock band. Well, meet Alihandria Lennon. Rated T because I have a potty mouth.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,175 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Complete
Remember reviews
It's December 8th. Do I really have to go on?
Across the Universe - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Complete
Being Human reviews
She was born wraith. But after being rescued from the wreckage of a crashed dart and turned human using an advanced version of the retrovirus, she becomes Cassandra, a woman with no clue as to what it means to be human. AU
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Teyla E., Carson B.
The Real Thing reviews
She lost her daughter at a Beatles concert. When she goes back, how is she supposed to handle it? One-shot, not ATU
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
John's Angel reviews
Just a depressing drabble I had. Not ATU
Across the Universe - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete