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Welcome, my little minions, to my PROFILE!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I am Ze Vierdo ( The Wierdo for those of you who don't use a wierd accent all the time ), the friendly giant who steals your cheese curds, breeds rabbits, and eats naughty little children at night(so be nice and review my stories!!). I am completely new at this online writing thing, so please feel welcome to use constructive criticism, but flames will be used to burn your favorite waffle provider if you try to submit one(Hee Hee Hee). Any way, here is a bit about not-so-pettit moi:
Nationality:Proudly Canadian.Woohoo!! Go Canada!!( We don't get enough credit, the U.S always all the attention. Not that I have anything against Americans, I've met some and they are great people, I just wish we would get a little more recognition as a country other than a country that lives in igloos and hunts polar bears for a living. And enough with the stereotypes! Yes we like maple syrup, but we dont worship it. No, we dont live in igloos, we live in houses( most of us anyway, but hobos are awesome so they dont count)Yes we say "Eh?", but Americans say "Huh?".)
Job: Don't have one.Yet...
Hobby(s): Screaming, Yelling, Shouting, Making annoying sounds, Picking my nose, Thinking up random scenarios, Skipping, Adding new fake names to my steadily growing collection of false identities, Blowing things up, Making up new words, Writing, and most importantly of all, ANNOYING THE HELL OUT OF EVERYONE I SEE!(Which I will proudly admit is one of my best areas of expertise)
Favourite color: Purple!! (Duh!!)
Top 3 favorite instruments: The Banjo, Tuba, and The Accordion
Top 3 favorite book series: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, and Rangers Apprentice
Emotional status:HAPPY!! :D (As always, being sad just sounds so depressing)
Details: I am eccentric, a top student, have 4 siblings, and I love Animals and small children ( Not in a creepy way, I just think they are cute!)
I will update this every now and then, but till then, tooddles!!
"Confusion has, is, and forever will be beyond the power of comprehension"
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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