Das Leech
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Joined 06-25-03, id: 406492
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
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Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 59 - Words: 720,989 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 3/12/2012
I'll Walk You Home by Justthisguyyouknow reviews
The War is over and Toph decides it's time to go home. Sokka being a gentleman offers to walk her there, across the entire Earth Kingdom. Angst and Action ensues. TophxSokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 455,456 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sokka, Toph
The Merry Killers by The Sage of Toads reviews
The Hinata-sou is a dangerous place to be, even if you're Keitaro Urashima. But when it's the base for Japan's greatest assassins, danger comes in more forms than accidents...
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,379 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Keitaro U., Naru N., Mutsumi O., Kaolla S.
The Lion and the Wolf by LanceofManyNames reviews
Legends appear across all time, so long as humans are there to tell them. But when legends are summoned from times mankind has forgotten, their fate lies in their battles. Will the flame be fueled once again? Or will the black soul of humanity find an unlikely guardian? Rated T for content.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,758 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014
Welcome to Pandora by pirate kit reviews
Prepping to board that Hyperion train and take down Handsome Jack, the four Vault hunters are still getting used to this strange new planet, and the strange new people who are joining them in their fight.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Axton, Gaige
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story halted; see REMASTER version]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Complete Turnabout by Nenilein reviews
Waking up in an unfamiliar room one morning, Phoenix Wright suddenly finds a Prosecutor's Badge in his possession. With most of his allies suddenly acting hostile towards him, will he figure out what truly caused the world he knew to suddenly change? -CURRENTLY ON HIATUS-
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 317,285 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Mass Effect: Induction by TheSorrow1145 reviews
Following the destruction of the Collector base, the crew of the Normandy SR2 tries to recover from the devastating raid. But the threat is not gone. The Reapers are coming, and Commander Shepard must unite the galaxy to withstand their assault.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,192 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Six Things Imoen Never Did After The Throne Of Bhaal, And One She Did by Blue-Inked Frost reviews
Imoen Winthrop has a future. At least seven futures, actually.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Complete
Her Name is Alma by rog3r reviews
She was just a little girl, yet she would alter the futures of two men forever.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,648 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alma W., Point Man - Complete
I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat by Ol'Velsper reviews
On the eve of the Fourth Grail War, several parties decide to change their battle plans. Now Shirou Urobuchi must try to survive in a world of Magi. He will do it for the lawls.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 158,175 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Shirō E., Archer - Complete
Error in Calculation by Durandall reviews
After school when everyone has left, come to the 1-5 classroom? Seems harmless enough ... right? A backup watches her primary and wonders if she could do better. Not a matchup for the characters it's about; not as AU as it will seem initially.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,739 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Yuki N., Haruhi S. - Complete
Five plus Three by AGJ reviews
Another take on the relationship between Tali and Shepard, starting with Mass Effect 1. Rated T for future proofing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,409 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (F)
Friends with Benefits by jm1681 reviews
Rock and Revy's friendship takes an interesting turn as one, simple indiscretion leads to another... Revy/Rock, M for sexual situations and language. Please Review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,378 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Revy, Rock - Complete
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5583 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,653 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 1,836 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Arcana by Tripwire Alarm reviews
The greatest love stories and the most terrible of wars can both begin with something as simple as a kiss...not that either of them knew it. Yet. Orphen/Cleo, rated M for language, mature/graphic content and violence.
Sorceror Stabber Orphen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,294 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Cold Hands by unkeptsecret reviews
He wants a real Christmas, and she owes him a favor. Besides, not even Kurz deserves to spend the holidays alone. Seasonal Weber/Mao fic. Dedicated to anyone else who is a little low over the holiday season. Rated T for language, some adult themes.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,734 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Melissa M., Kurtz W. - Complete
Changing Seasons by JErosion reviews
After a few awkward moments after school Shinji Ikari begins reevaluate himself. And looks to the possiblity that he can have more than just Eva in his life. SxH... mostly
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,673 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Shinji I., Hikari H.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5417 - Favs: 10,226 - Follows: 3,086 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Zulu Squad by thirdstring-overlord reviews
Not all cloned supersoldiers are perfect. Meet the Zulu Squad, a group of Replicas that act with individuality...and in many cases, sheer stupidity.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Overcast by HeiLong reviews
Naruto is weary of being hated. Maybe he should leave. Not suicide. gasp! Sasuke bashing. Don't like, don't read. Rated for swearing. Constructive criticism welcomed and appreciated, flames laughed at. Yet another chapter added. Bonus, and a note to you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
The 27 Dead Apostles by Spiritblade reviews
[ONE SHOT] Arcuied brings Shiki to a restaurant and tells him about the 27 Dead Apostles.
Tsukihime - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2939 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Congratulations I Think by Sheo Darren reviews
What happens when your pleasantly perfect day goes down the drain all of a sudden? Nara Shikamaru is about to find out just how and why. ShikaTema. Turned into a series! Chapter Two up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by Shadow Knight2 reviews
What if Akane and Mousse paired up to get the ultimate revenge not evil to get back at Ranma and Shampoo? Pure chaos. . . and fluff. Chapter 12 is up
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,790 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Ranma, Akane
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Honor's Duty by JJ Corley reviews
The year: 2015. The world is shaped by fear and death. Over half the human population has died amidst the chaos of the next age Ikari Shinji is trained under Saotome Ranma, arriving in Tokyo3 only to find it under siege by the Angel Sachiel.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,909 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 4/22/2000
Ripples by Zurizip reviews
A series of ficlets. Some very spoilery. C32: Togusa dreams of strange things. C33: They do not teeter on the edge of any knife. If they fall, it will be because they jump. C34: In which Batou flagrently does what even Zeus would think twice about.
Ghost in the Shell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 14,808 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005
Steel Rose by Random1377 reviews
After a chance encounter with her sister, Motoko modifies the way her life is led. Her decision creates ripples of change at the Hinata Sou that no one, least of all Motoko, could have anticipated. Complete.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,688 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Everdream by Crash reviews
After joining in a field aliance with the Sand Ninjas, Shikamaru finds himself working uncomfortably close to Temari. More worrisome, however, is that the same aliance leaves Ino working dangerously close to Gaara...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,087 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005
Lilies by antilogicgirl reviews
Shikamaru thinks everything is troublesome. Especially women. The Hokage throws things at him and beats him up, his mom is always on his case, and then there's Temari... loosely based on a scene from 'A Cloud for Konoha,' by me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Sometimes Always by number18 reviews
Shikamaru was a patient guy in nature, which is why he wasn't peeling her clothes away as the impulses came. He hoped he would have the good sense to save that for later. ShikamaruTemari. Well paced one shot. Making out hardcore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,277 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Wind and Shadow by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Just my atempt at a Shikamaru x Temari romance fic. They're so cute together! Warning Manga spoilers! CH 3 IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,336 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005
In the Process of Waiting by redex reviews
There are some aches that don't go away so easily. ShikaTema. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
The Letter by dave-d reviews
Nonsensical one shot. Naruto reads some stories at FanFiction.net and gets pissed off. He tries to write a letter to the site managers, but his friends get in on the business.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Coming to Terms by Tiger Timberwolf reviews
What might happen if Seras had found a wounded Alexander Anderson after the battle with Incognito? Can an understanding ever be reached? SerasAnderson, set after Episode 13 Epilogue up, COMPLETE!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Complete
Fallen Seraphim by obfuscation reviews
Faye encounters a man somehow connected to her past while Spike must come to terms with the hand that destiny has dealt him. But what happens when Faye's past becomes intertwined with Spike's previous life and neither are as they seem?
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,276 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 9/2/2002
Operation: Genin Dance by Persepolis130 reviews
The First Annual Genin Dance is a time for the blossoming of young love and ... punch spiking? Kissing jutsus? Streaking? Lap dances? And their senseis are behind it all? shikaino naruhina nejitenten leesaku shinotenten sasuneji...? and more! Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,683 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Complete
Right Moments by Judah reviews
Ranma must discover what he wants and who he loves in a neverending day that is a spiritual journey to maturity. What might he do with boundless time?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,730 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Complete
Love Hina New Management by Bugsy reviews
If Keitaro doesn't get the job, who will? And what will happen to our hero?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,603 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/7/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003
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Dodging Skill reviews
Shikamaru wakes up to find himself in a rather compromising position. What's a guy to do to avoid getting pounded? [ShikaTem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Comfort reviews
[SHIKATEM] After the mission to retrieve Sasuke from Orochimaru failed, Shikamaru is restless. Temari just happens to notice and tries to console him her own way. Contains slight Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete