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Joined 06-18-12, id: 4065317, Profile Updated: 01-22-13
Author has written 4 stories for South Park.

(NOT) ANOTHER KYMAN SHIPPER!

Hey, I'm Jay, 15 y/o and a hardcore kyman shipper!

I will upload own South Park Fan Fictions :3 Only South Park FanFictions (it's my only fandom), mostly Kyman, often smut, always slash! ;)

I'm sorry for every mistake I make, but unfortunately English just isn't my native language...

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Another random kyman oneshot by Yamachinostalgia reviews
Its the day after Kyle comes out publicly, and Cartman is torn, and brooding. He wants his Jew, but he can't force Kyle to give him a chance. Cartman's POV bits of fluff and wanting... Cute banter and a gay bar.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Asleep Or Dead by Shawtymanex42 reviews
SO MUCH ANGST. Don't mind me guys, I'm just being angsty. Cartman being a destructive, sadistic sociopath and Kyle being manipulative, tough and cunning. Y'know, the usual. Rated M. Hope you enjoy!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Welcome Home Eric by Jmgirl100 reviews
When Eric Cartman got fired and lost his house due to no money, after 5 years he moves back to South Park and lives with his mom. He hopes to get a job and his own place fast, but it won't be easy.Pairings- Kyman, Stenny, Kenny/Liane, onesided-Buttman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Expect The Unexpected by SpamanoHetaliaFanForever reviews
A short story that just sort of popped into my mind after being forced to write in a diary for a school project. Cartman confessed to his feelings in a diary, after Kenny gets a hold of it and tells Kyle all about Cartman's secret, things get weird
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Eat You Alive by Animegrl421 reviews
Kyle spends the night with Cartman to play a game. They end up doing more than expected. Oneshot -Warnings: NC-17, S&M play, restraint, biting, breathplay - Kyman, Kyle/Cartman, masochist!Kyle, Sadist!Cartman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
it's photoshoped by Fvckthisreality reviews
his it a kyman story and well, cartman decides to take silly pictures of kyle but things go with what he planned...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
After That Night by TamiLove reviews
Cartman- well I didn't want to think about Cartman, that mega-asshole, lard-faced douche. After what happened… He hasn't even called once. "That bastard." I mumbled under my breath. Contains strong language and adult situations. (originally BDSM) COMPLETED
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Definitely by Joker in the Box reviews
So Kyle and Cartman are told to meet at Stark's Pond and it leads to some naughty situations. PWP
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Lazy Minty Morning by thefullmetalAlchemistcayla reviews
Just a bit of fluff, taking a small break from my darker stories and also doing some research for them. Eric and Kyle get dirty while getting clean in the shower. just fluff. :
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Happy Birthday Kyle by thefullmetalAlchemistcayla reviews
You know that game were you get a smack for every year you are? Eric takes that to sexy extremes with his little Jew boyfriend ;D YAOI! FLUFF! AND DUCK TAPE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Tattoo by AlexRosenburg reviews
Cartman gets a tattoo and Kyle can't stand it. PWP
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Just Teasing by thefullmetalAlchemistcayla reviews
Eric loves to tease his little Jew. warning:Bondage,dirty talk and fluff :3
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyman: Surprise Party by stitch1126 reviews
Cartman is having a drinking party, but what happens when only Kyle shows up? The first yaoi I ever wrote. Smut, light bondage.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Racoon Eyes by Kaligula reviews
Kyman. Cartyle. Yaoi. M/M. Teenage Prostitution. Little Miss Red Hair is lost in his way. It'll take his Dark Knight to lead him away from a life with the Wolves. R&R.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Ghettos No Place for a Jew by gaaralover51141 reviews
WWII, the Broflovski family finds themselves in the Ghetto. But what will happen when an old friend comes to visit offering a way out for Kyle? Slightly got the idea from Schindler's list, CartmanxKyle! Dont like dont read! Written for ImAnOddity
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Angry loving by Pimpface reviews
Kyle finally shuts Cartman up the only way he knows how to. Future Fic. Established relationship. PWP!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by FirstThingsLast reviews
Kyle and Cartman appear to be enemies, but what happens when the lights go out..? No plot what-so-ever, just lots of touching. ;D Kyman. Boy on boy. Slash. Lemon. Rated M for language and sexual material.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Howl by TheMidnightLemon reviews
After four years of not seeing him Kyle didn't even recognize the incredibly good-looking brunette and now he can't get him out of his mind. Will his haunting fantasies become reality one stormy, summer night? Kyman One-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Intimate Atmosphere by TheMidnightLemon reviews
When somebody knocked at Kyle's dorm door he was not expecting his brother to be standing there. With nobody expected back for the evening the brothers are left all alone. But tonight will not be a normal brotherly affair. Ike/Kyle - Rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kyle B., Ike B. - Complete
Revenge Is Always Sweet by XxFreak-ShowxX reviews
At least for the one giving, recieving not so much ;3 YAIO PWP RAPE NSFW
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Beautiful by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Kyle decides that it's about time Cartman gives him a little respect. Kyle finally gets something out of Eric that the boy would never have expected him to take. Rape. Dark Kyle. Slightly OOC. Challenge.Male X Male contact. More inside.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bowling Balls by ICameISawIFailed reviews
After losing in a bowling match, Kyle must finally face his biggest fear; sucking Cartman's balls. Little does the Jew know that Cartman has much, much more in store for him than just a little sucking. -KYMAN- Warning: This has explict sexual content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Jews Suck Hitler by ibtiamat reviews
Cartman finally gets what he wants for over five years in waiting. Read this one-shot to find out what it is!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Seaciety by Figure.10 reviews
Cartman is determined to create another sea-ciety and once again be God of the sea-people. He has a 20-gallon tank, 6 packets of brine shrimp, and a huge ego. There's only one more ingredient... C/K/S/K non-con CM/PM
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Arousing Kidnapping by JasonMyersX reviews
Cartman likes Kyle, so he kidnaps him and brings him back to his house so he can seduce him. And soon, Kyle realizes he likes it! Explicit Kyman. Rated M for Lemon, Yaoi, M/M whatever you want to call it. My very first Kyman fic. This fic is NOT rape.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Obsession by moonlitelm reviews
Cartman has an obsession, and he doesn't want it to go away.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cartman is a Creep by moonlitelm reviews
Cartman is completely obsessed with Kyle. These are some of the things he does during his days...I really suck at summaries, holy cow.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
He Let It Slip by Mootycakes reviews
Cartman lets something slip out accidentally during a tryst. Warnings: YAOI! Explicit content!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Kyle's Hat by DontBePissy reviews
One-shot; Kyle and Cartman spend the afternoon together. WARNING: yaoi smex. My first ever fanfic, so don't expect much.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Who's Day? by Yin.Hearts.Yang reviews
For all ButtersXCartman fans, you've obviously seen "Cartman Sucks". So, the question arises: What if Butter's dad hadn't walked in when he did? I found it somewhat funny, also explicit non-intercourse boy-with-boy things. Fair warning
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
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Kyman Drabbles - A Collection
I am writing some Kyman drabbles, and publishing them on my blog (kymanismyotp.). I intend to collect them here. So far, Rating T is for language only (swearing). Reviews are highly appreciated!(:
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Denial - A 600 Words Drabble
A little Kyman drabble. Kyle has caused Cartman a lot of pain. - Rated M because Cartman's a racist asshole. - Kyle's POV
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
It's Not Me! reviews
-Story's Time: at some point in Season 6- The 4 main boys are having a sleep over at Stan's. They want to find a solution how to get Kenny out of Cartman. But before Kenny leaves he wants Cartman to tell Kyle something important. Of course Cartman doesn't wanna let him, so Kenny will have to handle things by himself.- KYMAN - One-Shot - Rated T for language only - Written for Lali
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Continuation Of EP1607 Cartman Finds Love reviews
It's a continuation for the South Park Episode "Cartman Finds Love" -1607- Kyle confronts Cartman about his love confession on the screen... Rated T for: Language -Lightly-, Slash, One-Shot - It's my first fanfiction, and it's not a big one... :'3 Oh and... It doesn't really make any sense to read this if you haven't seen the EP1607... sry...o.o'
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete