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Joined 06-18-12, id: 4065559, Profile Updated: 08-20-13
Author has written 28 stories for Bleach, Heroes, Soul Eater, Tsubasa Chronicle, Lucky Star, Snow White and the Huntsman, Castle, Lewis, White Collar, xxxHOLiC, Final Fantasy VII, Witchblade, Deadwood, One Piece, Assassin's Creed, and Justified.

Right since I have actually started to put stuff on here it's only fair that I have an actual profile. Ne?

I'm a twenty something quality control analyst at a BIG company that happen to make pharmaceutical's on the side of everything else they make that have revolutionised the world. Mmm Three guesses who...

I get bored very easily... so sometimes my mind goes a wandering as lonely as a cloud which made concentrating at University a little bit of an issue for me... and is most likely why I got a 2:1. Due to the boredom and the mind wandering, I scribble. I like to use fanfiction when I get stuck on a novel because stealing someone else's characters for a while makes it easier than forming my own.

I like a massive range of things really... if it has a good story I'm there, if it has an all right story... I am most likely there. If it has a poor story, but good looking people/characters involved; sad to say I am still probably there. There is no accounting for taste.

I write, I draw, I bake, I do science, I watch Ice Hockey to see the Panthers beat everyone they come up against and I read. That is my life to this point summed up in a sentence.

I'm also a firm believer in happily ever afters no matter how much trouble they take. As long as my people get it together in the end you can colour me happy, if not a little crazy.

Otherwise I'm a Brit that is a coffee drinking, deep male voice loving FreakNerd!

Well people you can think yourself lucky or unlucky that I now have opened a FictionPress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/joebobean

Also if I don't update anything its only because I have a really unhealthy obsession with Pinterest at the moment, its like the most seductive devil in the social networking universe!

Mother Daughter Bond by Natendowii reviews
Takes place between episode 12-15. After Rihoko was taken away from her, Masane is left in shock, and wonders what's next. Meanwhile, Rihoko tries to cope under her new Guardian, Reina.
Witchblade - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Masane A., Rihoko A. - Complete
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A List of Things To Do in Libraries Before You Die reviews
Nico Robin is a high flying A grade student in Archaeology and Ancient Studies and her favourite place is the Library with its stacks of musty old books and a comfortable silence that never asks her to give more of herself than she is willing to. That is until Roanoa Zoro walks through the old teak doors and makes her think of what life could be like outside of the books. AU
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Zoro, Robin
Hard Times to Come reviews
Raylan has had a really hard day at work and what he wants to do is drink and fall asleep. What he didn't expect was to wake up in Deadwood and be mistaken as Seth Bullock. What will the residents of Deadwood do to this doppelgänger when they realise that this man that walked in to The Gem looks like a cowboy?
Crossover - Deadwood & Justified - Rated: M - English - Crime/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Raylan G. - Complete
Castling reviews
Snow has finally won Eric over, but as the Queen of the Kingdom she really can't just drag a common man in to her house without setting fire to everything she has worked for. It doesn't help that Eric wants to remain outside of the palace anyway. How is she supposed to rule a Kingdom and still keep her love for Eric alive? Sequel to Check Mate.
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Eric/The Huntsman, Snow White
Hold Me Down reviews
Since Momo Hinamori was attacked and left in a coma Tōshirō Hitsugaya thought no one would ever touch his heart again. That was until his Grandmother and Rangiku told the child prodigy that he should experience more of life and he met Karin Kurosaki who ends up being the most vibrant person he's ever met, but what happens when Momo finally wakes up? AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,640 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
What the Heart Wants reviews
Reiji Takayama has always been a man who knew what he wanted and how to get it so he never ever thought that Masane Amaha would be a woman he would want. Things change drastically when he loses her before he can even tell her how he feels. So when he sees her one night he takes the opportunity to tell her what he should have said before she saved the world and left him behind.
Witchblade - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2013 - R. Takayama, Masane A. - Complete
Jealousy and Curiosity reviews
When James really gets to the nub of the issue he realises that he is jealous of a dead man. To remedy this he decides that he is going to investigate his superiors former boss, because obviously that is what vacation time is for.
Lewis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2013 - J. Hathaway - Complete
Some Things Never Change reviews
Jūshirō and Shunsui get an invite to Yuzu and Jinta's wedding. So it's time the pair of them left their island retreat and headed to the mainland to wish the couple well as well as having some well deserved fun. AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2013 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Forever Sounds Nice reviews
Cloud Strife is the owner of Club Nibelheim the hottest new club in the city. The designer of the interior is one of Urahara Shoten's best young designers Ichigo Kurosaki not that they have ever met. That is until Ichigo becomes a regular at the Club and his frown mystifies the lonely club owner. AU Slash
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,832 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Cloud S., Ichigo K. - Complete
A Lesson in Dressing reviews
Lewis takes it upon himself to murder... one of Hathaway's less than attractive ties.
Lewis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/12/2013 - R. Lewis, J. Hathaway - Complete
The King His Throne His Faithful Jester reviews
When Gin took a step in to the throne room in Las Noches that he thought was empty he got a surprise because as he should have know "Lord" Aizen was there looking out over his kingdom plotting how to make the world burn and how to make his life just a little more difficult. The Jester however has an Ace in his deck that The King hasn't seen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
The Things You Say While You Are Sleeping reviews
A simple visit to the squad 13 barracks to see Jūshirō after a long day becomes one of the most enlightening visits Shunsui has ever had.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/11/2013 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
The Thoughts the Blank Face Hide reviews
He barely says more than a few words to Watanuki on a daily basis, but what would it be like to see behind the silence to hear the words he thinks, but never says? He has sacrificed more than enough for Watanuki so its only fair every so often that he is generally dissatisfied with their friendship and relationship in general. If only he would stop talking about Kunogi for a second
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2013 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
All About Handcuffs reviews
Neal is fed up of Peter always putting handcuffs on him when he "arrests" him on operations. So he requests that he be able to give Peter a taste of his own medicine, but things get a little out of hand. Warning there is a tiny bit of slash.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Cat That Got the Cream reviews
One day Lewis wakes up and decides that he is going to count the things he knows about his very private Sergeant, the last thing he expected was that after an early phone call that he would find out the most surprising secret of all.
Lewis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - J. Hathaway, R. Lewis - Complete
The Mess I Made reviews
Fay thinks he is only good at one thing. This one thing is running away from whatever might be following him be it real or imagined. Since he has been thrown together with Syaoran he has had to learn to share parts of himself that he rather wanted to keep hidden. It doesn't help that Kurogane broke all his barriers, but when it gets too much for Kurogane what will the magician do?
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Ode To A Couch reviews
He really loved his couch, it was a perfect specimen of urban recycling. It didn't seem fair that his favourite piece of furniture had been turned in to a crime scene!
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Kevin R. - Complete
A Change is As Good As A Rest reviews
When Maka decides that she wants to change her hairstyle she gets more than she bargained for when she asks Soul for help. Cutesy fluff perfect for a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Check Mate reviews
Snow never got a chance to say how she felt and just watched him walk away. However even after so many months she still wants him to know with a desperation that scares her and the others around her. It is true that absence makes the heart grow fonder. When she then hears of a man out on the edge of the kingdom that sounds familiar she rides out to meet her destiny.
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Eric/The Huntsman, Snow White - Complete
Words Meet Heartbeats reviews
Snow knows who woke her up, but how do you tell someone that you have only known for a few days that they mean the world to you when you can't even tell your childhood sweetheart that they are not the one?
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Eric/The Huntsman, Snow White - Complete
Caught With A Hand in the Cookie Jar reviews
Stein & Spirit have had a long history filled with bizarre experiments and a begrudging friendship where the lines between friends and foe is blurred. One night after hours Stein proves that he can still get under Spirit's skin without the need of a scalpel. Yaoi warning, but it is really tame... basically a lot of heavy petting.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Are You Happy? reviews
Most things confuse Free, but there is one thing that confuses him above all else and that is why on earth is the cutest little witch he has ever seen working for the most evil thing on two legs! Even if they are the shortest two legs he has ever seen evil walk on.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Eruka Frog, Free - Complete
Blasted Computer Games reviews
Shūhei came back from the human world with a PS3 in tow and gave it to Jūshirō as a gift so he could avoid boredom if he got ill. He got a little too in to playing games from a certain game series and it is driving Shunsui mental. Eventually he gives in and decides that maybe he has to immerse himself in the madness to understand why Jūshirō loves it all so much.
Crossover - Bleach & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake, Haytham K. - Complete
Of Pride and Water reviews
So Minoru went and found the special water that Akira wanted and has brought it back in a plastic bottle and its warm. She complains, he explodes and Akira for the first time in her life feels genuine guilt! What has Minoru done to our cynical, chain smoking Idol? Clearly the well meaning boy has gotten under her skin.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Akira K., Minoru S. - Complete
Dark Desires reviews
In theory they should hate each other, but they can't. Each will sacrifice anything for another wish that will keep their paths entwined for eternity. Yaoi warning, but nothing more explicit than some passionate kissing and well a little bit of biting... with fangs. I use the romanticised spelling for Fay's name, because I think it looks prettier.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Nightmares reviews
Since being discharged from the Dispensary Soul has been having nightmares that Maka thinks less of him for getting injured, but even while he can't sleep he begins to understand the lines of their muddy relationship better. Being protected and being the protector can get confusing sometimes.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
A Sweet Little Lunch Time reviews
Even with the fear of being rejected again Peter reaches out to Emma to ask her out to lunch. Will this be the continuation of a cute little friendship or the start of something more? Set sometime after the finale when the fallout over Claire's "stunt" has settled and everything is back to "normal".
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Peter P., Emma C. - Complete
For Those That Are Left Behind
He may have chosen to leave Seireitei to follow Aizen to reach his end game, but it doesn't mean he likes the loneliness that he has to suffer through everyday. As much as they act like they have moved on both Rangiku and Izuru are trying to cope with the fallout that the betrayal had caused, not to mention the betrayal they feel due to Gin's treachery.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Tango De La Gin reviews
All Rangiku wanted to do was get to Momo's birthday party on time, but it would seem that one of the Captain's thinks that it is a perfect time for the pair of them to practice their ballroom dancing skills. Whatever is a lowly Vice-Captain supposed to do? She clearly can't reject him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete