why are you even here
why did you click me
WAIT SOMEONE CLICKED ME
YAY
CLICKS
what do i win

but for being here, i'm just gonna copy something from that guy who says his brain is a toaster's profile

[b]Favorite Character Game, NOW COPIED AND RE-USED![/b]

1. Edward Elric
2. Truth
3. Olivier Armstrong
4. Izumi Curtis
5. Riza Hawkeye
6. Black Hayate
7. Alphonse Elric
8. Trisha Elric
9. ThatoneguyinBriggs whohasthechainsawautomail
10. Gluttony
11. Roy Mustang
12. Hohenhiem

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I knew he liked dogs, but... That's just... no

2. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Nope.

3. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
TRUTHxBLACK HAYATE, THE INSANE PERSON WHO CLICKED ON ME SHOULD BE INSANE ENOUGH TO WRITE THAT! Make it a lemon, while you're at it!

4. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Nine, because Riza and GluttonAAAAAAA MY BRAIN

5. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
oh no. this should not have ever happwho am I writing again?AKAAKAAA WHY
okay. okay you wanted it. look away now, if you don't want to fall over laughing, give yourself a concussion, and go insane. afternote, just look away

Olivier Armstrong had always liked big guys. Not in the typical meaning, though...
She had her eye on Gluttony ever since they met, and now, she was going to have him all to herself.

aaaaaaaaaa this is polluting my mind

6. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I really, really hope so. ai really do.

7. Suggest a title and summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
okay, this can work. i'll just waste thirty seconds on it, and never look back

Title: Return

Dummary: After Hohenhiem came back and heard Trisha had died, zjeanhe was heartbroken. Alphonse decides to fix this.

8. If you wrote a Songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

A sad song. I don't know the names of any songs...

9. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I have no clue. never, probably.

10. Insert the names;

Roy and Black Hayate are in a happy relationship until Black Hayate runs off with Riza. Roy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rebecca and a brief unhappy affair with Riza, then follows the wise advice of Truth and finds true love with Chainsawautomailguy

11. Four invites Three and Eight to their house for dinner. What happens?
Izumi and Olivier destroy a country, and then they talk about Edward's habits.

12. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Someone gets shot.

13. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose One or Six?
Technically, neither of them have a house...
Hayate!

14. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Olivier steals Black Hayate from Riza's house. Trisha sees them, and is overloaded with d'aaw. Trisha, however, does not want to make Alphonse mad, and continues wondering why she is in Central.

15. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two, or Seven?
Seven, because Gluttony would eat me and Truth wouldn't give a shit. Alphonse, however...

16. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens?
something gets set on fire, and everyone smells like burnt waffles.

17. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
thatoneautomailchainsawguy. because logic

18. Seven kidnaps Two, and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Alphonse kidnaps Truth? lolhow
Okay, he demands Riza's puppy.
19. You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you choose?
Black Hayate! SQUEE, PUPPIES!

20. Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why?
so Gluttony can eat Izumi.
21. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?
Someone dies, someone gets hurt, everyone is at least slightly scared and Olivier is beaten.

22. Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding except for Eight. How do they react?
They forgive... hmm, who are two and ten?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOES THIS ENEVN EXIST
Trisha forgives them, and asks to see the pictures.

23. Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Alphonse is a suit of armor. Black Hayate is a small puppy. end of story

24. Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. What happens?
Gluttony tells them about the Homunculus who ate eleven people. They almost experience it.

25. One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens? Why were they late?
Ed was shocked that it would happen.

Ed later threw up.