Author has written 2 stories for Victorious, and Beowulf.
Things to Ponder:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
I wonder why people say 'life is so short?' when life is the longest thing that you will ever experience?
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
If curiosity killed the cat, then what about it's other lives?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
What disease did cured ham have?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?
Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?
How can something be both “new” and “improved”?
Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?
What happens when Pinocchio says that his nose is going to grow?
What colour does a smurf turn when you choke it?
Do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?
How come Superman would stop bullets with his chest, but ducked when people threw stuff at him?
If it's zero degrees today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why is it an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in an asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
( ) You're Latino
(x)You are a wannabe at sometimes
(X) You have a best friend
( ) You surf
( ) You're a vegetarian
(X) You love technology
( ) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
(x ) You are/were a CIT (I admit it! :'( )
(x ) You want everything right
(x) You love animals
( X) Everybody loves you
( ) You have/had a mohawk
( ) You've been to jail/prison
( ) You often lift weights
( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
( ) You're homeschooled
( ) You're a sexist
() You love parties
( ) You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) You're goth
( ) You have highlights
() You can be a pervert at some times
() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
( )You're the Queen Bee
( ) You're crazy/psycho
( ) You're a redhead
( ) You're the eye candy
( )People often stare at you
( X) You have a BFFFL
() You have big hips, but skinny body
( ) You're the ghetto girl
( ) You wear baby T's
( )You are/were a blonde
( ) You're dumb
(X) You are a bookworm
( ) Your IQ is off the charts/high
( ) You're overweight
( ) You fart a lot
(X ) You have a BFFFL
() You're chubby
( ) You're a stalker
( ) You play/played the guitar
() You often wear green
(x) You suck at sports
( ) You often wear red
My Godly Parent:
You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are Aquaphobic
You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic
You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.
You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas\Hanukkah presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. (Most of the time, not all)
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.
You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.
0/10 (Sorry Hephaestus)
Everybody (opposite gender) swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good. (I don't know, that would be awkward to ask my friends)
You never experience a bad hair day. (suuuure)
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.