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Alright time for a new profile!! Here is just some stuff that makes me laugh :D

If you have ever started laughing randomly in a really quiet area, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at someone you don't know and gotten caught, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever made yourself cry because you were laughing so hard, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to inanimate objects and you're not afraid to admit it, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and you're not afraid to admit it, copy this into your profile.

If you like to organize posted-notes in Office Max or Staples, copy this into your profile.

If you like making lists even if you won't follow them, copy this into your profile.

If you are often times oblivious to what goes on around you, copy this into your profile.

If you ever thought that "Cinco de Mayo" was Italian, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever asked you if you were their friend and you replied "What?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to maneuver around a table, counter, etc. and have hit it anyway, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever done something teasingly mean and had something bad happen to you afterwards (running into a desk for example), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to join into a conversation and ended up talking about something completely off topic, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever struggled to come up with a name in a name-calling match, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed like a complete lunatic on a theme park ride, copy this into your profile.

If you received funny looks for this, copy this into your profile.

If you have an obsession with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have an obsession with a character or a character match on fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen down bleachers or stairs at a different school than the one you go to, copy this into your profile.

If you are afraid of something (for example, alligators) and you have no good reason why but don't really care, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever told you that if you say "gullible" slowly that it sounds like "orange" and you did it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever thought someone's tooth came out and you made a big deal about it, but it ended up being their really white gum, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to do the batman voice and ended up giving yourself a coughing fit instead, copy this into your profile.

If you say some words really weird but it's not because you have an accent, copy this into your profile.

Well that's all for now. Hope you enjoyed!!! :D

Note: All of these have either happened to me or to a close friend.

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Green Eyed Monster by sphinxs-legend reviews
Audrey Potter hates the technicalities that constantly drag her into trouble with her twin brother, Harry. But when she finally starts to prove herself by crawling from behind her brother's overbearing shadow, she begins realizing that it may have been better to just stay hidden...eventual Draco/OC, otherwise cannon. Starts in GOF, now uploading DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 1,158,712 - Reviews: 3213 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/26/2011 - [OC, Draco M.] Harry P., Fred W.
Where Is the Edge? by ShardsofBrokenGlass reviews
I knew him in high school. Unintentionally got involved, then forgot about him when high school ended and college began. I left it all behind me. Didn't expect to meet him again. But I did. Little did I know what he had become...and who I would become.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 223,037 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 6/23/2011 - J. Crane
Shadowplay by sheelanagig reviews
Sent back to Midgard as punishment, Loki is left in the care of The Avengers. It wouldn't be long until Earth was his, and then he could be the King of the realm. Everything would be perfect, providing a certain girl didn't get in his way. LokixSigyn. Set during/after The Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,851 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R.
Vulnerable by DearCassius reviews
The Avengers have been defeated and are now suffering in their various prisons. Earth has fallen under the command of a ruthless dictator. But even when all hope seems lost, a whisper of a rebellion finds its way to the surface. Sequel to "Vindicated".
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,701 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Loki, Thor
Into The Void by sheelanagig reviews
Sigyn had never gathered much attention - But when she finds herself swooped up in the life of a certain trickster Prince, she knows she'll never want to go back. The telling of Loki and Sigyn in movieverse Loki x Sigyn, Pre/Post-Thor.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,352 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Loki and Sigyn's No Good, Very Bad Date by hoc-et-quod reviews
Loki just wants a quiet night on the town with his wife. The Universe has other ideas.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
As You Wish by hoc-et-quod reviews
A retelling of "The Princess Bride" starring Loki and Sigyn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Complete