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Author has written 28 stories for Simpsons, Supernatural, Gilligan's Island, Animaniacs, Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, Total Drama series, Pendergast series, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Psych.

The name was inspired by both Sideshow Bob and a 'Chicago!' musical kick I was on at the time of this account's creation. I have abandoned basically all of my older stories on here and moved over to Deviantart under the same name, come find me. I'm a Hetalia nerd now.


When you dial a mental hospital:

Ring...Ring...

Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-complusive, please press one repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.


11/6/2017

I've been away from here for over two years and just found my password in an old journal. Nothing has really changed on here, I see...I'm at DeviantArt now though, and may be posting some finished stories from there over on here. This place was fun while it lasted, but I'm in college now and pretty busy with my life. DeviantArt has helped me expand my writing abilities and I've gained a lot of friends over there too (I do miss a few old friends from over here though). Don't expect anything old of mine to be updated on here, I've abandoned everything. I'm not going to finish them. They're all on hiatus. I'm too lazy to relearn how to change everything, but everything is on hiatus because I've left my old fandoms. All that anyone ever really comments on here are their hopes for the story to continue, and none of these older stories will. I'll be posting some Hetalia things later on since I've found this password and can do whatever I want. It's good to be back.

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The World Meets Canada by Patient Harmony reviews
At a world meeting after an unfortunate encounter with America, France and England, Canada's uncles help him with his invisibility problem. Unfortunately, it works a bit too well... CanadaXWorld.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,250 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/11 - Published: 10/16 - Canada
The Emotions List by prettypurple reviews
A version of the "100 Themes Challenge" that I found. This will focus on Sideshow Bob and characters associated with him.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 28,653 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/10 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sideshow Bob
Arthur Kirkland's Guide To Being a Big Brother by Feyna reviews
[Human AU] After 10 years of living as the youngest of four children, Arthur Kirkland is firmly convinced that older brothers are useless at best, a nuisance at worst. A series of events that brings 6-years-old Alfred Jones in his life forces him to reconsider his position.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/10 - Published: 11/3 - England/Britain, America, Canada
Hetalia Crack Ship Space by Patient Harmony reviews
A collection of oneshots featuring crack pairings. Mostly done with prompts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 139 - Words: 96,601 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/9 - Published: 4/3/2015
Being On Reality TV by SideshowJazz1 reviews
From my "Stephanie Simpson" series. Crossover with "The Simpsons", but starring my OC, Stephanie, the eldest Simpson child. More info inside. Plot: Stephanie is now sixteen, and she has the summer free. What could be more fun than winning a hundred grand on a Canadian reality show? No family, no rules, just a bunch of crazy challenges...no prior knowledge of Stephanie required. R&R
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 91,923 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/25 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Gwen, Duncan, OC
Slip Of The Tongue by Wonderland Tea Party reviews
He didn't mean to say it, he just did.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/6 - Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway - Complete
What Lurks in the Night by ChildOfTheMoon86 reviews
For most people, Halloween is a time for fun, to dress up and party. But for them, it's the most dangerous night of the year. For only they know of the horrors that lurk in the night. And they will give there all to defend against it. Featuring the Magic trio. No real pairings besides some implied AusHun, unless you want to see it that. Warning for Blood and slight gore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31 - England/Britain, Norway, Romania - Complete
The Simpsons Springfield Tales by Shoz999 reviews
Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and many other Characters have a variety of stories in "The Simpsons Springfield Tales". COMPLETE. "This Story is real old and half the stories are random, odd and some cases just plain bad. It has a number of great stories but I suggest you go ahead to Simpson Springfield Tales Season 2, a much bigger improvement and realistic sequel to Season 1.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 320,763 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
20 years 2pHetalia by Yo-senpai reviews
Luciano sees his life turn back from his 20 years. /One-shot Human!AU/ Sad-Drama about Luciano Vargas
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2016 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
Being Bob by Twilit Violet reviews
After yet another failed attempt to kill Bart, Sideshow Bob realizes his life is a sham and vows to start anew. But when an evening at Moe's goes horribly awry, the Simpsons find themselves in the awkward position of caring for their wounded archenemy.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,182 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sideshow Bob
Emily by 100TenMillion reviews
Chris never counted on falling in love. He only dated Blaineley to get their new movie some free publicity, but when he met her sister, everything went downhill for him. As he lays dying, he will tell you all about his one true love. A love story, unlike many you may have read before.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Chris M., Blaineley
Baby Sitting Kidvengers! by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Just before the portal is finished to send Thor and Loki home, Loki cast a spell that deages the Avengers.Guess who's the lucky wizard assigned to care for the little brats? AwesomeParentHarry giving the Avengers a second chance at childhood, this time done right with lots of love and attention.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,696 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 4,124 - Follows: 5,175 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P.
Now you will stay warm by Hanatamago2204 reviews
Cute baby Ice comforting a sad Nor. / Anko family fluff with a little angst / ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2016 - [Denmark, Norway] Iceland - Complete
The Male Witch Arthur by Hi-I am a Fan reviews
(Takes place after the anime, sorry.) The DWMA has received several reports of a male witch. Something which is unheard of. Maka and Soul are given the mission of investigating these claims further. Thanks to Stein, they have managed to find a suspect. A man by the name of Arthur Kirkland. Nation names will be used. Slight MakaxSoul
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,735 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Japan, England/Britain, Norway, Romania
Centre Of Attention by SideshowJazz1 reviews
Shy sheltered rich girl Brooklyn Durfree is just another boarder at Rosseau Lakes College. But when she becomes a victim used for ransom by a gang of young adults, she's suddenly the centre of hate, jealousy, sympathy, lust...and maybe, just maybe, the sneaky informant can recall the shred of morality he usually ignores...Mystery/OC. Cover art by the amazing Sideshow Cellophane 26.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 59,413 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Gwen, Courtney, Scott, OC - Complete
Second Twins Second Chance by SarcasmSupreme reviews
Total Drama never happened, and Samey has always been dominated by her twin sister Amy. She has been bossed around and no one likes her. But now that her family has moved, can Samey finally turn things around and truly live? Rated T to be safe!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,743 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Samey, Topher] Amy, Jasmine (TDPI)
Please Bail Out Bailey! by SideshowJazz1 reviews
Set 2 years before TDI, first in the Juvie Bird trilogy. Fourteen-year-old Bailey Young is sentenced to 6 months in juvie. Once there, she meets two guys - a punk who's there for the third time and seems like a lot of fun...and a guy who seems to have taken an interest in her...Mal/OC, but be warned, in my story, Mal can't love. Please review! Cover image by Sideshow Cellophane 26.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,022 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [OC, Mal] Duncan - Complete
Coma by SuperficialSpade reviews
This oneshot is based off of 'Gutters' by glassamilk. I highly suggest you read Gutters before reading this due to the fact that this oneshot contains spoilers. What if everything that happened in Gutters was simply a false reality, something created in the head of a certain Dane who was in an accident and left in a coma. Slight DenNor towards the end. FLUFF.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Sealand, Denmark - Complete
Fear by SuperficialSpade reviews
His only thoughts now were grief filled words of unspoken forgiveness, wishing he hadn't been so blind towards him; wishing he hadn't let it get this far. And, deep down in his bruised and broken body, he knew he deserved this. He was supposed to be the hero, but as of now, he didn't even think he could save himself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2015 - America, Canada - Complete
Drama Starts When You're Young by SideshowJazz1 reviews
There were really 24 contestants on Total Drama Island, the most interesting of which was not sixteen. The age limit was 14 - 18. Having the fourteen-year-old who entered was sure to create drama, so how could Chris deny Haley Masker her chance? Especially when she and the girl assigning herself Haley's minder fall for the same guy...R&R! Cover image by Sideshow Cellophane 26.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,774 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Cody, Courtney, Duncan, OC
Now Who's More Evil? by SideshowJazz1 reviews
Kerry is on her way to Pahkitew Island with fourteen contestants we know. But though she hates meanness, Kerry's no angel. When she befriends and teams up with Scarlett, things will never be the same. But if she's reading the signs right, there's a sanity slippage. And if there's one thing Kerry can't do, it's face insanity...Cover by Sideshow Cellophane 26! WITH ALTERNATE ENDING.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 11/28/2014 - OC, Scarlett - Complete
Of Poems and Friends by eframTrabbit reviews
Lisa is saddened by the loss of Sideshow Bob, yet also feels betrayed by him. Did he really enjoy her company or was he just using her in his evil scheme? Perhaps the words of Walt Whitman may shed some light on the truth...Based on and following the events of the episode 'The Man Who Grew Too Much'. Bob and Lisa friendship.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Marge S., Bart S., Lisa S., Sideshow Bob - Complete
Izzy's Violations of Literary Propriety, or This Story be Whacked! by Rufus T. Serenity reviews
So, like, there's Izzy...but now there's three in one! And then the three Izzies in one are all like, 'Yo, author guy, make us a good story to cut loose! And the author's like, 'Ok, for Izzies I be goods with doin' that, yo! And than after that things get REALLY crazy! Like, Lindsay winning the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or Owen being thinner than Harold crazy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Izzy
The Forgotten Brother by Patient Harmony reviews
Canada is sick at a world meeting, and the only one that notices is Norway, who can't help but think that the Canadian looks familiar. So he takes care of the sick Canadian and discovers something he thought impossible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Canada, Norway - Complete
Why's Amy So Mean? by SideshowJazz1 reviews
AU where the show never happened. The yearly talent show is coming up and Sammy goes through the auditions. There's only one way she can think of to stand up to Amy...songfic of Taylor Swift's "Mean". Please review!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Amy, Samey - Complete
The Doctor Will See You Now by Rufus T. Serenity reviews
Instead of taking the teens to Greece after London, Chris brings the nine remaining contestants of TDWT to an abandoned asylum in a island near Nova Scotia. But as they do another challenge, they and their host start to discover a darker and deadly side to the seemingly abandoned asylum. Rated M later for gruesome character deaths.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,709 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013
The Avengers Theory by StardustOwl reviews
10 year olds Raj, Sheldon, Leonard and Howard have always wanted to meet superheroes. Penny-not so much. They each meet a member of The Avengers and get sucked into a parallel universe. How will they cope when they realize that heroes exist and that someone is trying to kill them? Psychopaths are better than playground bullies though, right? Contains all Avengers characters too.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,202 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Leonard H., Rajesh K., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Being Babycakes by SideshowJazz1 reviews
Sequel to Being In Hillwood: It's been three years since the Simpsons' brief stay in Hillwood. Now, several members of the gang are coming over to Springfield for the fall break. Things have definitely changed - Helga and Arnold are dating, Curly's taller than Rhonda, and how come Lila's not as perfect as before? It's sure to be a wild week for Stephanie, Lisa, Bart, and the gang!
Crossover - Simpsons & Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - OC, Curly
Stargazing by Sunruner reviews
The Italian Alps are well known for their beauty, not to mention the various ski lodges and resorts nestled amongst the snowy peaks. In true Italian fashion, nothing says 'I adore you' quite like warm wine, fine chocolate, and starlight. Engita. Established.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [England/Britain, N. Italy]
Secret Nation by Patient Harmony reviews
There are three times when Canada was noticed. When they saw him for him, when they mistook him for America, and when they wanted to get something off their chests. After all, someone who is neither seen nor heard is the best choice when you need to tell a secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Canada - Complete
Harry Romanoff-Barton by Eternity sword reviews
Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 4,145 - Follows: 6,023 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Avenger named Max by Tori-Bird627 reviews
"MAX!" I whipped around after causing an Eraser to crash into his buddy, to see an Eraser wrap his arms in a vice like grip around her arms and wings. "ANGEL!" I screamed in panic as I quickly delivered a knockout blow to my opponent and dive-bombed after her.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Max, Captain America/Steve R.
Libelle Hall by George deValier reviews
Modern AU. When Roderich Edelstein – student, musician, and reluctant activist – attempts to save a local music hall from destruction, he is not prepared for the conflicting emotions evoked in him by arrogant demolition worker Gilbert Beilschmidt. Gift fic for Kay the Beta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
They Might Be Nations by andywashere reviews
(WARNING: SEQUEL TO "THEY MIGHT BE PONIES") Alright, so London is getting fixed and every thing's chill but the girls don't remember the nations and there hasn't been any contact between the dimensions in like, a year. Some people have revenge on their minds and Prussia hates hooves. Might have more cursing than last time due to annoying brothers and the Author.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/10/2014
Being In Hillwood by SideshowJazz1 reviews
Read "Being The Oldest", "Being The Slave" or "Someone's Island" for background. Stephanie Simpson, the oldest Simpson child, is moving to Hillwood with the rest of her family and takes an interest in the girl next door, who's strangely obsessive, and the psychopath from Lisa's new class. It looks like she's in over her head...yet again! Cover art by Sideshow Cellophane 26.
Crossover - Simpsons & Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,620 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Lisa S., OC, Helga, Curly - Complete
Lisa's Choice by Urban Fae reviews
Lisa thought life was hard when she was younger. Now at age 17 her life has only gotten worse. Having enough of it she runs away, but it isn't as simple as just leaving and Lisa ends up finding hope and understanding in an unlikely person.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,419 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Lisa S., Sideshow Bob
Dreamboat by Teobi reviews
My take on why the Professor never built a boat. It's a bit melancholy, because I still feel strange about Russell Johnson's passing. Hope you don't think it's too tragic. / **Implied PINGER shipping**
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Ginger G., The Professor - Complete
So Close by nothingnothingtralala reviews
She's back again. Knocking on the door... The pain in her voice is tearing a hole in my chest.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Mad Mikey by Rufus T. Serenity reviews
Mike has conquered his many personalities. Total Drama Revenge of the Island is done but all of the contestants along with Chris and Chef have been trapped on the island for roughly two weeks now. Mike, Zoey, and the others have no idea that a force more dangerous than they can imagine is about to strike. Come and see a Total Drama apocalyptic horror epic with humor and heart!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 182,832 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Mike, Zoey, Dakota, Dawn
Chris Mclean's Academy of Dramatic Teens by byehibonjour reviews
Imagine, the Total Drama Series never happened. But in this fanfiction, Chris Mclean is still getting at a certain group of unfortunate teens. Chris now can trap the teens the best form of torture: An Academy. I do not own anything!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/18/2013
Hound of the Mousekerville by AdiemusLover56 reviews
Ten years after the great Sherlock Holmes took on the hound of the Baskerville, and two years after the Flaversham case, Basil of Baker Street and Dr. Dawson follow a case to the Mousekerville castle, where the late father of Sir Henry Mousekerville has been murdered by a shadow in the night. Where will this lead? Better summary inside. T for violence and character death.
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Basil, Dr. Dawson
A Midgardian Vacation by Lyn Harkeran reviews
A series of oneshots that take place over the space of a week. Thor and Loki are living with Jane on Earth. Jane's 5 year old niece comes to visit and Loki can't decide whether he likes her or not. Loki/child friendship
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Loki
Naga by KhamanV reviews
Cambodia is haunted by years under the brutal Khmer Rouge regime, accepting everyday crimes and ghosts under every porch as the price for each new hopeful morning. When horror and fear begins to entwine the US Embassy with the country's tortured past, Agent Pendergast is ordered against his wishes to investigate. But in the Kingdom of the Snake, only the deadliest can survive.
Pendergast series - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Complete
Being The Slave by SideshowJazz1 reviews
Crossover with my first story, "Being The Oldest" and my Goosebumps story "Slave To Passion". Includes my OC, Stephanie Taylor Simpson. Stephanie keeps having weird dreams when she is in the body of a girl she's never met, who's always with some boy. Who is the girl, and why does she feel so scared around the boy? Please review!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,365 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Complete
The Thompsons by TheCartoonFanatic01 reviews
AU. What if Homer and Marge weren't the parents of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie? With a workaholic father and an abusive mother who argue amongst one another, the children live a nightmarish home life. But when they move to Springfield, they find a new life at school, where they befriend Homer, one of the groundskeepers, and Marge, a second-grade schoolteacher. R&R! COMPLETE!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,533 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Marge S., Lisa S. - Complete
Steph'nie by SideshowJazz1 reviews
Again, about Stephanie Simpson. Based on the song "Roxie" from the musical "Chicago". Stephanie dreams of fame and fortune. Please review!
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013
The Harvest by kendramccormick reviews
A parody of the SAW movies. A mysterious serial killer known only as the "Reaper" strikes Springfield. Can Sideshow Bob, Snake, Bart, and Lisa unmask him before they become the next victims?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Bart S., Lisa S., Sideshow Bob, Snake
What Happens to the Lonely at Christmas? by Teobi reviews
Ten year old Willie Gilligan wonders what happens to lonely people at Christmas. Not an island story- just a small Gilligan ficlet.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Gilligan - Complete
Don't Jump Part II: The Aftermath by Teobi reviews
Sequel to 'Don't Jump, Not Today'. The others find out about Gilligan's dream and are horrified that he would think about throwing himself off the cliff.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Gilligan - Complete
The Talk With Harry by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
From the "Man of Iron, Father of Gold" universe: The Avengers try to give Harry "the talk". Hilarity is bound to ensue. From a reluctant Tony, to a blunt Natasha, to an awkward Steve and everyone else from the movie.No longer a Two-Shot. Each character will get their own chapter. Loki is now included in the madness!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,063 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P.
A Filled Lies Marriage by Eskeletik reviews
Some important moments in the life of Bob and Francesca Terwilliger, generally relating to their life in Italy, some moments are referenced in "Italian Bob" and "Funeral for a Fiend."
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Sideshow Bob
Don't Jump, Not Today by Teobi reviews
*Rated T for subject matter*. Gilligan dreams of ending it all, and he and the Skipper have a heart to heart.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Gilligan, Skipper - Complete
Being The Oldest by SideshowJazz1 reviews
Stephanie Simpson is thirteen years old, the oldest in her family. Bart's the troublemaker, Lisa's the talented one, Maggie's the baby...but what is Stephanie, being the oldest. Is that all she'll ever be? Review, please, I love getting feedback. Cover art by Sideshow Cellophane 26.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 48,651 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
Training Day by springchild reviews
Tony tries to figure out why tickling can't be used as a non-violent tool in combat.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Bazinga by LulaMadison reviews
Short, one shot fic, written for a prompt on Avengerkink. When Loki steals the Tesseract at the start of The Avengers he doesn't take Erik Selvig, he takes Dr Sheldon Cooper instead.
Crossover - Avengers & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Sheldon C., Loki - Complete
Small Miracles by Teobi reviews
One-shot. After Skipper yells at him, Gilligan wanders down to the beach and witnesses something special. (Not tied to any episode.)
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Gilligan - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by Teobi reviews
MAG one-shot. Mary Ann comforts Gilligan when he becomes upset over the notes Ginger made about him in 'You've Been Disconnected'.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Gilligan, Mary Ann S. - Complete
Total Drama: Behind the Scenes by DarkMindedThinker89 reviews
Follow Chris and his camera in a 'Behind The Scenes' like you've never seen before. Showing things that haven't been viewed by the public eye for Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, Total Drama World Tour, and Total Drama Revenge of the Island. Chris-centric. Appearances of the contestants, Chef, the Producers, and more! Rated T to be safe. Chapter One: Island, part one.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Chris M.
Lisa x Cecil by ACompanyofSwans reviews
10 weeks, 100 themes. Collection of drabbles and oneshots detailing the relationship of Lisa and Cecil throughout the years, with appearances from Sideshow Bob and other Simpsons characters. Rated T to be safe, for sexual references and one instance of strong language.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Cecil, Lisa S. - Complete
I'll Be Mother by thelemonadebandit reviews
A collection of short scenes detailing the childhood of the Holmes boys from the perspective of Mycroft Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,624 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Xavier Masters reviews
Maggie Simpson meets romance! Set 7 years in the future little Maggie is all grown up and having adventures of her very own.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Maggie S.
Walls by Sunruner reviews
There was just something about digging Heracles' grave with Italy next to him that made all the hypothesizing and pondering feel like a terrible, tasteless joke. SOMEDAY A HAPPY FIC. SOMEDAY. Gutters Spin-off. Hetalia AU?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
Slave To Passion by SideshowJazz1 reviews
Slappy's new owner is shy, timid...and Slappy likes the way she looks. He will do anything to make her his slave...in more ways than one. But how does he really feel about her? Review! Story cover done by Midnight scarlett
Goosebumps - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,176 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Complete
Not Quite Made in China by Fyrie reviews
Emma didn't really believe in the curse until it broke. When your world sprouts dragons, and your skin is glowing with magic, and Mr Gold is prancing around in skintight leather, sometimes, the craziest explanation is the only one that make sense.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Always by Teobi reviews
Ginger Grant recalls the life she used to have, and reflects on the way her life is now. Gentle one-shot.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ginger G., Gilligan - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 222 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Another Psychic in the Family by Supervillegirl reviews
Sam and John have been searching for Dean for two years. Can the psychic detective help find him?
Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,935 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Dean W., Shawn S. - Complete
A Lesson by Dead Account - sorry guys reviews
Prussia thinks Germany s too uptight, too serious, and TOO unfair. Nothing a little tickling can't fix. TICKLE!FIC Rated T for... rated T just because I said so.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Mad About The Boy by Teobi reviews
Seven little drabbles based on the Skipper and Gilligan's awesome friendship.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Skipper, Gilligan - Complete
Sleep, Little Bird by George deValier reviews
Human AU. Tino, Berwald and Peter are the perfect family. Things like this don't happen to people like them. But when they do, how are they supposed to accept it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 184 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
The Humiliation of Basil of Baker Street by Detouredbe reviews
One-shot in which Professor Ratigan uses his voodoo doll to have some fun with Basil of Baker Street. Pre-movie.
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Basil, Ratigan - Complete
What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor? by JWood201 reviews
One too many champagne toasts at the Howells' have some very interesting consequences. During "The Matchmaker."
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
You're Not Here by Wario-Girl reviews
Serena Jordison gets a little too close with a Murderous criminal, but is it for the best of both of them? Were they meant to be together? Does the mention BART do anything?-ON HOLD
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,111 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sideshow Bob, Cecil
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 3,056 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Stay With You by George deValier reviews
Germany lies defeated and alone in the aftermath of the Battle of Berlin... but not everyone has abandoned him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 150 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
He Was A Quiet Man by asdfqwert reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Clown Shoe's on the Other Foot by Darkness13000 reviews
Sideshow Bob is framed for robbery, irony! And he feels the only ones who can clear his name are the very children who have foiled his evil schemes: Bart and Lisa Simpson. Will they help him or turn him in? What if Bart is still on his hit-list?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,720 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008
Simpsons Musical Maddess of a Madman by Invader BeckyandClad reviews
Bart ends up in the hostipal and so does Bob's brother, Bob says he's reformed but Bart doesn't beleive him and tries everything to put his enemy back in jail. Warning songfic Review
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2009
Sons of Evil by Quazie89 reviews
In this short Treehouse of Horror tale, Lisa gets a bit too mischievous on Halloween.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bart S., Lisa S. - Complete
The World's Greatest Criminal Mind by Rosethorn reviews
You know what we're going to do tomorrow night, Ratigan? Crossover with Pinky and the Brain.
Crossover - Pinky and the Brain & Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Sweeny Bob by FlowerofAdversity reviews
Robert lures the Simpsons to a showing of Sweeny Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Will they listen to Lisa's admonitions before horror strikes ?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Island KAOS by chill13 reviews
When Max and 99 travel to an island looking for a KAOS base they seven people who claim to be survivors of a shipwrecked Minnow. Max decides instantly they are KAOS. Will the help or hinder the mission when the real enemy threatens world domination?
Crossover - Get Smart & Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,231 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
No such thing as sunshine by FacelessStranger reviews
This story takes place in some sort of alternate reality where Mystery, Inc. was never formed...It is told from the point of view of a much older Scooby Doo...Read and Review, please...Oh, and I don't own any of these characters and all that....
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Sideshow by FacelessStranger reviews
Well, as the title might suggest, this story depicts a meeting of the two sideshows...Read and review, please.......oh, and I don't own any of these characters and all that jazz
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Waltz of the Knight and His Princess by FlowerofAdversity reviews
Maggie is accepted into an exchange student program and travels to Tuscany to study and reacquaints herself with Gino, falling in love with him all over again.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Insane Clown and Posse by Mummyluvr reviews
[Supernatural & PSYCH] When an urban legend comes to life, Shawn Spencer and his friend Gus must turn to two FBI agents who aren't what or who they seem.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,505 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Career Day A Special Agent Pendergast Story by Special Agent Purple Squi reviews
Thank you to everyone who reviewed my first Pendergast story! Here's another little quickie about everyone's favourite special agent. Enjoy!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/15/2004
The Saddest of Smiles by Hadisia reviews
Sideshow Bob apologizes to Bart for all that he's done, but how do you say you're sorry for being insane? **End note**
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,955 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2002 - Published: 1/28/2002
If They Hadn't Traveled by Ormspryde reviews
What if Cecil had had a different reason to betray his brother? AU, will eventually contain SLASH. Character deaths.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2001 - Published: 2/5/2001 - Sideshow Bob
Sideshow From 5 To 7 by Writin'Chica2KDarchangel reviews
Takes place during the first act of Krusty Gets Busted.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2000 - Complete
But Still by Ormspryde reviews
Cecil contemplates the things he's done...
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/4/1999 - Complete
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Despondent Silence reviews
Five nations wake up in an abandoned city in what they think is a post-apocalyptic world. Something horrible happened here, and there is a heavy fog that never lifts leaving them vulnerable and lost. They are all trying to survive, and they are all being hunted. England is the only magic wielder who knows what happened to that silent world, and this is his punishment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10 - Published: 11/19 - N. Italy, America, Canada, Denmark
Caretakers reviews
"The four people under the table - Lithuania, China, Sealand, and Wy - quickly stood to find that every nation, including Britain, had either turned into toddlers or very young children." It would be a long eight days, but this is only part of one of them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12 - China, Lithuania, Sealand, Wy - Complete
The Light Was Green reviews
Human AU. Alfred saw three green lights. The median blocked his view of the other car going over the speed limit, right towards the side Peter was on. Driving is not scary until you realize the weight of that human life sitting beside you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8 - England/Britain, America, France, Sealand - Complete
Halloween Creeps reviews
Human AU. Roderich is just trying to watch his toddler son Feliciano while he tricks or treats, but a seemingly innocent elderly couple have other plans for the young boy...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8 - N. Italy, Austria, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Eternity In A Nutshell reviews
(Not so much horror as just dark) Cecil Terwilliger finds an empty journal after his many years in prison, separated from his family, alone and friendless. But he is no longer alone and friendless - he is alone and friendless with an empty journal! Finally, a change from the quiet and dark of his cell! But what to write? Hm...
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Sideshow Bob, Cecil - Complete
Returning Favors reviews
FBI agents do not babysit. And yet: "Are you a ghost?" The five-year-old asked. Oh yes, Pendergast thought. D'Agosta would pay for this.
Pendergast series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/17/2015 - A. Pendergast, V. D'Agosta, OC - Complete
The Twin Rises reviews
A parody of 'The Moon Rises' by PonyPhonic (My Little Pony fan-made song), this is a songfic starring our favorite twin Sammy! Tired of being bullied on reality TV and real life, Sammy lets out the bottled anger by following a bit of advice from the wannabe-princess Ella: through song! Rated T for a little swear in there.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Amy, Ella, Samey - Complete
Ladybug reviews
A series of murders have broken out in Bayport. But when the Hardys gain a lead to finding the culprit, they also lose a life. As Nancy is stuck in town due to severe weather, she finds that not only is there ANOTHER murderer loose, but something else that lurks in the night...Something that will make all three of the teenagers question the existence of the paranormal world.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Frank H., Joe H., Nancy D.
50 Themes of Izzy reviews
A 50 themes challenge I found, centering around our beloved psychopath Izzy! And Team E-Scope! Canon and non-canon, during seasons and between, you'll see all Izzy and other unfortunate contestants and hosts! Might add more if this gets enough feedback. Team E-Scope, OUT!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Izzy, Noah, Owen, Eva - Complete
Legend of Sleazy Hotel reviews
THOH short story. This is a parody of the Headless Horseman tale, but a bit mixed up. The Simpson children need to work with Sideshow Bob in order to save themselves and the rest of the world from a demonic entity . . . that is using Cecil, Bob's brother, as a vessel. Hiatus until further notice.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Bart S., Lisa S., Sideshow Bob, Cecil
Someone's Island reviews
A parody of Gilligan's Island, only Simpson style! Our castways: Marge, Maggie, Sideshow Mel, Cecil and Gino Terwilliger, and two OCs - Isabella's mine, Stephanie, the eldest Simpson child, is Sideshowjazz1's . Most of the summary is inside, and I accept any GI episode requests anyone may have, since this is a parody. Read and review and request!
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,301 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012
Christmas Drama reviews
A certain host is visited by the three Warners of the Past, Present, and Future. What will they show him? Will he actually change his sadistic ways . . ? Nah, probably not. But feel free to watch for your own amusement. Rated T for totally destroying the fourth wall in a violent action. Don't blame me.
Crossover - Animaniacs & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,682 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Wakko W., Yakko W., Dot W., Chris M. - Complete
Death Row reviews
Sideshow Bob has had a recurring dream for a while now, in which case he and several others are on the chopping block. Inspired by all of 'The Simpsons' talk of killing off a character. Is it Bob . . . or someone else? All he - and we - can do is wait. One-shot until we find out who really dies. T for cursing.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sideshow Bob - Complete
A Supernatural Psych reviews
A curse has awoken in Santa Barbra, and Shawn and Gus can't do it alone! Our favorite demon hunters come to town, and cause even more chaos for the detectives!
Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,047 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Trapped reviews
Prequel to 'Dame Boot Camp' - Cecil Terwilliger's time with Professor Vojin in the prison dungeons. Travel deep into the human psyche as Cecil endures this madman's torture methods and experiments, and watch as he either escapes with his sanity intact . . . or completely loses his mind before Sideshow Bob figures out what's going on. Hiatus for now, sorry! :/
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Bart S., Lisa S., Sideshow Bob, Cecil
Chores reviews
Eight years on the island. Is an especially pushy day of chores for Gilligan, from the same schedule the castaways have created for themselves, enough to push him off that annoying plot cliff? Or will it make him snap all the way, so he'll be forced to turn over the army of angry and hungry hummingbirds against the castaways? Read to find out! Yes, complete.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Gilligan, Skipper - Complete
Dame Boot Camp reviews
After Cecil Terwilliger has a near-death experience, Sideshow Bob kidnaps the Simpson children and hands them over to a far greater power than even death: his mother. However, there is one problem MORE important than their kidnapping. What happened to Cecil?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,485 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bart S., Lisa S., Sideshow Bob, Cecil - Complete
Off the Island reviews
Ginger's first performance ever since she got off the island, thinking about the castaways and their time stranded.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Gilligan, Ginger G. - Complete
I Love You Song reviews
A one-shot from 'Life,' mostly starring the one person I didn't get the pleasure of writing out that often enough: Maris! This should clear up a few things I might have mentioned in the story . . . More of the summary inside.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Marge S., Cecil - Complete
The Baby reviews
After another attempted murder, Sideshow Bob finds the Simpsons all brutally murdered. He goes into every room, and finds Maggie alive. He takes her in with his family, and peace is restored with the Terwilligers and Springfield. But still...who killed the Simpsons? There are several subjects from a past story of mine, Life, but you don't need to have read it to understand this.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,997 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Maggie S., Sideshow Bob, Cecil - Complete
Life reviews
This is Cecil Terwilliger's life, from four months old to the comic "Sideshow Sibling Smackdown." This is the backbone of some of my other Simpson stories, so you may not understand some of them before reading this.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,684 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Marge S., Lisa S., Sideshow Bob, Cecil - Complete
Second Chances reviews
When you know a man has suffered more than necessary, you give him a second chance. Merry Christmas, this is dedicated to everyone who agrees this poor guy has suffered more than he deserves.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Sideshow Bob - Complete
Merry Christmas, Gilligan! reviews
Just a quick Christmas fic. Gilligan learns that he isn't alone while on the subject of getting rescued. Or wanting the one thing of Christmas everybody misses after two years on a tropical island, aside from the dinner.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Gilligan, Ginger G. - Complete
Treehouse of Horror reviews
A series of THOHs. Many different time periods, involving all characters! Leave a request for a character or plot you would like to see happen, and I'll do my best to do it! Summaries of the chapters are inside. It isn't really complete, but no one's requesting!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Bart S., Lisa S. - Complete
A Three Hour Tour reviews
Just a normal three hour tour with Gilligan and Skipper. Five passengers. A little storm. What could possibly go wrong? Basically: how everybody met, what it was like during the storm, and their shipwreck.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Gilligan - Complete
Gino reviews
One-shot of Sideshow Bob and Gino, right after his birth.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Sideshow Bob - Complete
Castaway reviews
One-shot. Gilligan's thoughts on the shipwreck. Set right before the second episode, going right into it.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Gilligan - Complete
Sense reviews
A one-shot of Francesca Terwilliger's thoughts in jail. T for certain subjects. Oh, and explains a couple of chapters of my story "Life" in here too.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Sideshow Bob, Cecil - Complete