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Joined 06-18-12, id: 4067187, Profile Updated: 09-22-14
Author has written 2 stories for 39 Clues.

Name: readingisamazing

Hobbies: Soccer, Girl Scouts, Track and Field, Acting

Interests: Reading, Writing, Singing, Acting


... ... Animals: Dolphin, Dogs, Panthers
... ... Colors: Black, Blue, Green, Gold, Red
... ... Books: The Hunger Games Trilogy, Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, 39 Clues, Inkheart, Percy Jackson, The Kane Chronicles, Gone, Mysterious Benedict Society, Heroes of Olympus, Maximum Ride, Pendragon, TFIOS, Paper Towns, a ton more
... ... Artists: FOB, P!ATD, MCR, ATL, Mayday Parade... ... Movies: The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, TFIOS
... ... Shows: Sherlock, Perception
... ... Numbers: 3, 23, 11, 123
... ... Food: Pasta, Bread, Italian, Mexican, Ice Cream, Mac and Cheese, Artichokes, Edible things

Current Obsessions: TFIOS, Acting, Books, Music

Pairings that I support:

Hunger Games:



A Series of Unfortunate Events:



Harry Potter:



39 Clues:






Percy Jackson or Heroes of Olympus






I am undecided about whether I am Jason/Piper or Jason/Reyna

Same with Hazel/Frank and Hazel/Leo

Kane Chronicles:







Mysterious Benedict Society:


Maximum Ride:


Iggy/Ella or Iggy/Nudge idk

The Maze Runner:



I love both Courtney/Bobby and Loor/Bobby

Here are the dresses in Chapter 5 of A Very Cahill SingOff:





Amy: I couldn't find one specific enough to match the description, so I hope the description is enough.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porfle

Be insane... because well behaved girls never make history.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."

"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."

"Flying is easy. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Unknown

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." -Unknown

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys and friends before love.

Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

When a black cat crosses your path it means that the cat is going somewhere.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL

Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART

Calling me WEAK won't make you REAL

Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL

Crazy Labels:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(OH NO! What do I do when I need to use it while I'm asleep?)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Awesome! So could you just turn around and pretend nothing's happening while I rip open the chips?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(Thanks, that was helpful! I was gonna use it like irregular soap)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(Hmmm, I could also freeze it, on the other hand.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Woot! Hey, wait a sec.. won't products be COLD after HEATING?)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(You'd better hope it does that, or you get a refund!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Truer words have never been spoken, apart from "Amian is awesome")

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

(No corn?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

Everything that applies to me is in bold. Check out some of the ones tat apply to you. Repost to tell the stereotypical peoples to shut up.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.


I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I LIKE the colour BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.


I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect


I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.


I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.


I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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Ian Jackson & The Olympians by beachbum999 reviews
Jonah sends his fellow cousins invitations to his private cruise ship where they will be taking the boat to Greece. Since it will be a long boat ride, Jonah decides to entertain his cousins by reciting the Percy Jackson & The Olympians series. But what will the Cahills think when Jonah uses them as the main characters instead?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,055 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Amy C., Dan C.
My Cahill Life by TooBusyBeingAnAwkoTaco reviews
I'm just going to flat out say it: the main character of this story, Lindsay Cahill, is not normal. She's insane. She's nuts. She's literally so messed up, but that makes for a fun story, right? Right! Follow Lindsay on her adventure on becoming a Madrigal! Humour is never ending. Romance! Adventure! Angst, sometimes, too! It's like a buffet! Enjoy!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 76,958 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Dan C., OC - Complete
Moments Like These by WatsonLover reviews
"What's meant to be will always find a way."
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Anubis, Sadie K.
A Crazy Cahill Reunion by amianfreak19 reviews
The cluehunters are gathering at the Cahill mansion for a reunion. What will happen? Ultimate chaos.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,235 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Amy C., Dan C.
Vacationing With the Cahills by Dream. Love. Smile reviews
...what will happen?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,449 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Amy C., Ian K.
Mercury Poisoning by WickedWickedMe reviews
Amian, Evamy BASHING , add a hint of Natan. Pour into a bottle, shake well. Step back. Wait for explosion. P.S : Serve with a tiny hint of wickedness.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Amy C., Ian K.
Amy Goes to England by amianfan102 reviews
Another not-so-orignal story about Amy going to England. Of course, we ALL know who she meets there... Takes place after the Clue Hunt but before Vespers Rising. R&R! D
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,356 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The frail, but hard to kill yellow bird by Kida Lydianna reviews
My version of how Peeta and Katniss grow back together. Begins a few days after Peeta returns to District 12.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,524 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
A God at School by xXshinigamixinxtrainingXx reviews
After the battle with Set, Sadie goes back to school. What happens when Anubis shows up? Sanubis! R&R! changed my penname it used to be OlympianGrl.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sadie K., Anubis
It's Called Acting by ThePhoenixoftheOrder reviews
Ian is with Amy. They came from an all branch meeting. Suddenly, Jasmine, another girl who shows fancy in Ian shows up. Ian wants Amy to pretend to be his girlfriend. What more could happen next?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
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A Very Cahill SingOff reviews
The Cahills are having their annual reunion when they are informed that they are going to compete in a singing competition! With Nellie and the Wizards as judges! What will happen? Amian, Natan, and a little Hamead. EVAN DOES NOT EXIST!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,448 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Amy C., Ian K.
Shatter reviews
I had sudden inspiration and had to follow it. Amy/Ian. Kind of sad. Spoilers for Shatterproof. Read and Review!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete