Author has written 3 stories for How to Train Your Dragon.
Before I start to say anything productive about my life or anything else in general, I obviously wonder why you're visiting this page. I'm boring, horrible to talk to, and rather...yeah, I'm just going to stop there. Sup. How's life goin'?
Besides the point, welcome to my haphazardly placed webpage that I really don't visit all that often because I've totally lost every part of my will to write stories...sadly...and mournfully. Besides besides the point, I have to wonder why I'm even writing this down as my bio. Eh...don't think about it.
Have a fun time here, at least for the few seconds you wasted reading the randomness I put above this sentence. That's it...g'bye!"
If you continued here, you're still not gone, so I'll add in a little somethin' for your effort.
THE ART OF TROLLING
NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD: will say "The Gods Hate Me!