Hello there most likely non-existent person reading this profile. I wish you luck in navigating.
(apparently people around the world come to my profile pretty regularly??? Feel free to talk to me? I'm curious about your existence)
My Tumblr: anunashamednerdgirl.tumblr.com
My name is Ashley, I sign reviews as Fae. I am a 21 year old Pastry student.
Avengers,Criminal Minds, Bones, Glee, NCIS, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus, Rise of the Guardians... Lots of things (in a sort alternating order of importance)
This is basically the same kind of mess that goes on in my mind really.
I ship: Well written? Almost anything in fanfiction, unless it's super creepy (some things I just don't need to imagine *shudders*).
If you have a problem with big people go away, I am one I really don't need the unnecessary negativity that is you in my life.
If you have a problem with homosexuality (or any of the other issues generally attached to that area of political and social issues) Leave your negativity at the metaphorical door, or stay outside it.
(This has since been changed to Asexual with an appreciation for beauty. However this may change at some point, Demisexual is also on the spectrum. Sex just doesn't enter into my mind in relation to actual physical people and their relationships. I don't see people and think about sex, with them or otherwise.)
I repeat: This blog/profile/favorites list is made up of what basically makes up my brain. It's not always a pretty place to be.
(But then there are other times when everything is sad and nothing is okay and there's just a lot of pain [mine or fandom] [or both on a bad day])
(and usually there is smut and dirty thoughts and general pervy thoughts, Whoo, party)
I think I lived on warm fuzzies for a week, they would give such a full feeling that I literally didn't feel like eating :) best diet ever lol
And my favorites list currently makes me feel kinda pervy cuz the vast majority of it is smutty slash. . . and actually I'm really ok with that.
The only pairings I really don't like involve James and Lily being with anybody else. . . for some reason James being with anybody else, especially Sirius, just squicks me. I think the only exception to the James/Lily rule would be a fic I read by marksmom called Blood Ties, but then the pairing is very much side pairing and used only for the plot (i actualy didn't have to read any scenes between the two of them, just aftermath and consequences and the like) I can handle that.
I love Harry/Weasley Stories (Bill, Charlie, FredandGeorge, Fred or George)
Luna is my Favorite. My favorite what, you ask? My favorite, period. I Love Luna. She is so often overlooked in stories, so often indeed that when she is utalized I fangirl just over that. Luna, Luna, Luna, Luna. :D
I also have love for manipulative Dumbles stories and Weasley Bashing. I like inheritance stories, find me a stereotype/trope (Harry heir of Gryffindor for instance) I love it, hey they are cliched stereotypes for a reason :)
I also really like Molly and Ginny Bashing stories, they let me keep the rest of the weasleys :) I love getting to keep some :)
I like Ron bashing.
I cannot stand when people take away my twins :(
I really like stories when everybody lives (Siri, Fred, Remus, Tonks [Dumbles and Sev I can give or take])
I like Dursley abuse stories.
There is actually very little I don't like, I don't like Harry in bad relationships,Dumbles/anybody as the main pairing of a story, it leads to things I don't even want to contemplate.
I am generally an easily satisfied reader. Gimme fluff, angst, hurt/comfort or any combination thereof and I'll be a happy camper and if I leave a bad review ( which I have yet to do, I only leave nice reviews as of yet, if I don't like your story i will usually just stop reading it, I feel no need to be cruel just because something about your writing bothers me) anyway if I were to leave a bad review I would mean what I said and try not to be overly cruel. As of right now if the pairing is the main focus of the story I find myself leaning way towards slash pairings (in fact i may now be ruined for smutty het stories, I can barely read even the slightest of dirty het scenes but I can handle almost anything slash wise)
Night to everybody reading this (read :the dust particles floating before the screen:) and I hope you have the grandest of adventures traveling into other peoples often twisted thought processes while I venture into my own oft strange land of dreams.
So I couldn't resist these, so now you the reader (that probably doesn't really exist and I'm really just talking to myself) must suffer for it :)
If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile
If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’re single then paste this in your profile.
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think we should go bother Snape, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
The following passage is awesome and the last bit made me tear up a bit [but that could just be me]
All credit goes to Bittersweet Alias, an excerpt from the story Standing Outside the Fire:
"Give me one good reason I shouldn't take this chair I was sitting on to your head, old man," Daniel replied bluntly.
Dumbledore blinked and most of the room gasped in surprise. Sirius was snickering and Remus was elbowing him.
Daniel's eyes narrowed. "Are you that stupid? Whatever for?" he repeated coolly. "You send a child to abusive people who hated him and starved him! Then you have the gall to ask me why I don't want to hit you with something? Perhaps it'll knock some sense into that old brain of yours!"
Dumbledore did look ashamed. "I can only say that it was for his protection."
"Protection? What protection? We took Harry from Privet Drive, three whole weeks before your knowledge. What if we had been those Death Eaters?" The room was obviously surprised with a 'Muggle' knowing their current events. He scoffed at them all. "Do you really think I'd send my boy to school without knowing what he was getting into? If Justin was eleven-years-old right now and all this trouble was taking place, he would not going to school there any longer. But since he's old enough to decide for himself, I have no choice but to allow it. But remember this, Headmaster. Harry is now mine, he's my child, and I will not have you pulling him in a direction that he does not want to go!"
Silence reigned over the kitchen and Daniel and Dumbledore seemed to be facing off in some sort of staring contest and soon Dumbledore lost by looking away. "I apologize, I had no idea the blood wards were so weak."
"I never considered it home, Professor," Harry spoke up from his place slightly behind Daniel. "They didn't love me, they didn't want me. I didn't love them and didn't want them. You forced me there, I never went willingly."
"I'm not even going to get started on the fact that you, a simple Headmaster dropped a baby off in front of a stranger's doorstep without even so much as an explanation except for a stupid letter that probably made no sense. Do you even have an ounce of guilt for your actions? Are you really a caring Headmaster? I have to admit, I do not see it."
"The Headmaster has always meant well!" the lady on Dumbledore's side said sharply. "He's made mistakes but he's done all he can for the safety of our children."
"Who are you?' Daniel asked.
"Professor Minerva McGonagall!" she said drawing herself up to full height.
"Nice to meet you, and I am sorry but it's not good enough," Daniel replied. "Why don't you ask Harry what he wants for a change? Don't you think you should give a choice whether to sacrifice all and become an adult too early or remain as he is, and safe from the things that are bigger than him."
"He's very powerful."
"I don't give a damn how powerful you think he is, he's still a child!" Daniel hissed. "He's someone's baby. Whether his mother is dead or not makes no difference in what he still is!"
THAT THERE IS AWESOMENESS!!!!