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I have too many ideas that are running rampant inside my head. I started to write them down for my own good, but it seems that I developed a new addiction instead ಥ‿ಥ

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Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,567 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 3,439 - Updated: 22h - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Hoshigaki by writer168 reviews
When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. When they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fight for the sake of Konoha. Not with what they learned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,588 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Sakura H., Shino A., Kiba I., Kisame H.
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because, sometimes, we are what our adversaries make of us. Because Gatō only needed Zabuza to neutralize Kakashi. He isn't afraid of one little pink-haired genin. But even mice will bite when cornered. A story of where fear drives the most vulnerable member of Team Seven, from Wave and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 237,673 - Reviews: 6398 - Favs: 5,062 - Follows: 5,391 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
When Harry Met Tom by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 387 - Published: 1/8 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
A Twist in Time by wolf08 reviews
With Konoha on the verge of destruction, Sakura is sent on a last-resort mission to save her world by travelling to the past. Join her in coping with her old body's shortcomings, testing the natural laws of time, falling in love all over again, exploring the depths of her mind and rediscovering who she is. Time-travel. SasuSaku. REAL publication date: Jan 2015
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 239,921 - Reviews: 3455 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Tomato in Time by CitySleep reviews
In which Luna gives Harry, the boy-who-lived-but-also-doesn't-have-a-soul-mark, a tomato. And that changes everything. Soulmate AU. Oneshot for now. HPXTR and side HGXDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/29/2017 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
False Prophets by Tannin Tele reviews
Harry is clairvoyant; a genuine one, not like that fraud Trelawney or Madam Umbridge, who claims that the dead communicates by writing messages in her cat's litter box. It isn't fun reliving the deaths of strangers, but when the antique shop next door is placed under new management, things get interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/29/2017 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
From the Trash Heap by DemonKittyAngel reviews
Being eleven, Sabo is used to his presence being questioned. "Hey, kid," And there it is. "Where are the other two brats?" ...Huh? A survivor of Grey Terminal recognizes Sabo which sends him on an emotional tailspin to discover where he really comes from and if he still has something to go back to. ASL/Reunion/I-need-to-stop-emotionally-tormenting-my-characters (I will never stop)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,873 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/16/2017 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo
Immortal Souls by lostfeather1 reviews
The Muggles discovered them. No magical being was safe. The End had come, leaving no one but him alive. After the war ended, he realised that Voldemort was right. The Muggles needed to die, in order for Magic to live on and the world to be at peace. As Death's Master, he went back in time to save Magic, change history and never make the same mistakes again. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,185 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 2,527 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
de profundis by Libraria reviews
In the 73rd Hunger Games, a man who had previously appeared out of no where was chosen as Tribute. Every time the cameras focused on him, they would short circuit, as though something was stopping them from working. Now it's the 75th Hunger Games and this man has been chosen again, his greatest weapon being that no one knows his methods. His name? Harry Potter. HP/? Warnings inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 9/24/2017 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Katniss E., Peeta M., Finnick O.
When Lies Turn into Truth by Vallory Russups reviews
Have you ever wanted someone so bad it hurts? Gradually, Tom Riddle discovers all the sides to obsessive insanity when he meets his year mate Harry Potter, the protege to Regulus Black, who seems like the right person to help Tom build the world. If only his chosen one wasn't prone to plotting against him as a hobby. HPLV. NOT!Time-travel; Harry's time. Ravenclaw!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,107 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 5/13/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Blaise Z., Bloody Baron
Cinders and Scars by Tannin Tele reviews
Harry rubbed his head, scar stinging fiercely. 'The Dark Lord can't be all bad, can he' the voice in his head whispered. 'He only hurt the people in his way, the people that hurt him . . . sounds familiar, doesn't it'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,563 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Not So Unwelcome Journey by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child, it was only natural she'd end up in a situation like this: surrounded by thirteen oblivious dwarves that called her Mr Baggins, off to steal from a dragon. A female Bilbo story in which Bella attempts to go there and back again, all the while pretending to be a man. It was never going to be easy. (Not abandoned!)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,273 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Nori, Bofur
Hidden in Plain Sight by Shadow Riser reviews
Lily Potter receives a warning not to let Voldemort find out about her child; Voldemort goes to kill Neville Longbottom on Halloween, but he did not realise how unstable his soul was, which lead to a complication that weighs on his mind even as he succeeds in taking over Wizarding Britain. Follow the highly intelligent Harry as he makes his way through a Voldemort-ruled Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,865 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Voldemort
Canary by Nillen reviews
AU!College. Omegaverse. For Tom, maybe it's the attraction and the bond that pull them close. For Harry, it's really just the love. Mpreg reference.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 131,539 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 300,069 - Reviews: 5462 - Favs: 9,441 - Follows: 9,629 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Portrait by Meany reviews
Every victory has its price. What will the portrait of Salazar want for his help? PostHogwarts. WIP. Written in answer to the challenge from HarrySalazar lj community. Slash. Explicit sexual content. Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,023 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 1/23/2017 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Incantations by Thirrin73 reviews
An annoyed witch unwillingly caught in the middle of a long-standing conflict between a frustrating warlock and a creepy, evil mage. At least the flying castle is pretty cool. [SasoSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,532 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 11/23/2016 - Sakura H., Sasori
The Soulmate Principle by OfPaintAndOil reviews
She'd never had a mark to indicate her soulmate was out there somewhere. Well, that is until she nearly kills him. He impaled her with a sword first—her actions were totally justified. She'd thought that would be an obvious sign that they should steer clear of each other, but he seems to have different ideas. Rated T. Deviates from canon, obviously. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,189 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Zero Hour by Renaerys reviews
When a familiar face comes back into her life, Sakura makes a decision that unwittingly unites their causes. She finds herself playing a dangerous game of give and take with a man who makes no promises but always pays his debts. [SasoSaku. Sequel to Schadenfreude and Aces & Eights.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,423 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasori] Orochimaru, Deidara - Complete
Of Blood and Cherry Blossoms by OfPaintAndOil reviews
Sakura wakes up in a cage with a bloody dress and no shoes, about to be sacrificed with a vampire as old as dirt. The witches are also really irritating and she doesn't understand Grecian, but it's the heated gaze of the ancient vampire that creeps her out and makes the part of her made of teeth and nails want to come out and play. Now if only he'd leave her alone. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,140 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 6/21/2016 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Tabula Rasa by Renaerys reviews
When Akatsuki descends on Suna and kidnaps the Ichibi Jinchuuriki, Team Kakashi is dispatched from Konoha to assist in his rescue. Sakura has spent years training under Tsunade and is ready to prove her new strength in battle, and the Kazekage, Akasuna no Sasori, gives her a perfect chance to do so. Or die trying. [SasoSaku, Kazekage!Sasori AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,293 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 6,207 - Follows: 7,675 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Dancing with Deceit by The Fictionist reviews
AU. In the wake of Grindelwald's defeat, a new Dark Lord is rising to power in England. New-Auror Harry Potter is on the case - but with growing links to a mysterious figure from his past, things are anything but simple. You get those stories where Tom Riddle grows up with Harry Potter, transforms for the good, and Voldemort never exists. This is not one of those stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,275 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,885 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 4,153 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Solid Silver by Nillen reviews
Mafia!AU. Harry is a normal, average, kindergarten teacher. Well, minus his boyfriend and his cat, of course. [A series of oneshots with continuous plot.] WARNING: Contains behaviours associated with stalking and unhealthy obsession. Kids, stalking is a no-no. Report stalkers to the authorities. Don't befriend, date and/or marry your stalker. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,513 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Get Off My Back by BlasterBlurby reviews
After escaping the war in England Harry has found peace in living his life out in his animagus form, that is until Voldemort needed a ride. Drabble, Harry/Voldemort, Horse!Harry, M/M Relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Enveloped in the Darkness by Brigade reviews
Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,170 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 4,223 - Follows: 3,162 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Flaw in the Plan by Paimpont reviews
After seeing Snape's final memory, Harry realizes that Dumbledore planned for The Boy Who Lived to die all along. But Harry has a much better idea... Harry/Voldemort romance. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 434 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
In Noctem by windwrites reviews
AU. After his parents' deaths in 1927, Hadrian Peverell is adopted and taught the art of politics. Years later, as war looms on the horizon and his very identity becomes his greatest secret, Hadrian has no choice but to trust someone almost as dangerous as he himself: Tom Riddle. A story of love and loss. A story of power, and of one too great to seek it. HP/TMR. DarkHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,296 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Blue Blood by Nillen reviews
Royalty AU. Two strangers. One-night stand. But between them, things are not always like what they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Whisper on the Wind by Infernal Rose reviews
When Voldemort's attack on Harry goes a bit differently, Harry ends up in the Elemental Continents. Picked up as a baby by Danzo and taken to ROOT headquarters to be trained as one of the first of many perfect child shinobi, how will Harry's fate change? SLASH. Pairing: it's a surprise.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Harry P.
Donahue by Lee Black reviews
When Harry appeared on her doorstep and she read the letter in his basket, Petunia Dursley didn't have it in her to mistreat the infant. Instead, she brought him inside and resolved to raise her nephew in a way that his parents apparently didn't care to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,154 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 3,994 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
By Moonlight by Lee Black reviews
Speaking to the snakes in Vernon's backyard had once been the highlight of Harry Potter's day. After coming to Hogwarts, though, it soon became difficult for him to imagine having to go back to such a life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,052 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Infinite Perfection of Being by Renaerys reviews
All she's ever wanted is to confirm her existence. All he's ever wanted is to immortalize his existence. And somewhere along the way, they realize the only part that really matters is simply existing together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,248 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
strings by Cracker-nin reviews
20 prompts inspiring 20 ficlets of varying length, genre and connectivity. Some AU. Do not read if prone to cavities. "Sakura grins. When he rights himself, through the fractures of his face, Sasori does the same." Appreciate that the only victim here is Deidara. SasoSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Watery kisses by elfinmyth reviews
He stretched out his half-rotten limb towards blood-red eyes. "My master." He whispered sotfly. "My master." While taking the locket, Dumbledore made a different choice: to kill two birds with one stone. And now the wizarding world will have to pay for it. HPLV, Halloween-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pirate Uzumaki by spriterx reviews
Naruto lost his battle with Pein, but is giving another chance in the One Piece world.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,085 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U., Boa Hancock
Gladiolus by Cannibal Inc reviews
His mother says that Harry's laughter could be the cure. Tom never believes her, of course; but he can't help hoping.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,360 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 134 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 5,054 - Follows: 5,634 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Atelophobia Fixation by Nillen reviews
AU!HouseMD. Fear of imperfection. Doctor Riddle is sure he has none. He just seeks perfection in everything he does. Yes, that's right. Pre-slash TMRHP if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8213 - Favs: 8,136 - Follows: 4,115 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 260 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Moments in the Dark by Cynchick reviews
They never discuss it, never talk about why or when or how long it will continue. In a way, it's better like this. The not knowing. These secret moments in the dark. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Escaping Fate by Jaylee1 reviews
He had somehow managed to find himself in the land that time forgot, and considering that he belonged to a society that still used quills and ink bottles, that was truly saying something. Harry/Legolas. ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,460 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Behind The Scenes by meikouhaikitsune reviews
Harry is sold to one Thomas Riddle, an aristocrat of the Renaissance by his family after his parents die of the Black Plague. AU, One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 172 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe by Ninjagrrl reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 4,091 - Follows: 592 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 226 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 300 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Rootless reviews
AU where Dumbledore manages to convince Dippet to send Newt off to Ilvermorny in North America as an exchange student instead of expelling him. Newt Scamander/Original Percival Graves (slow build, age difference)
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Queenie G., Newt S., Porpentina G./Tina, Percival G.