Cassiopeia Black may prefer research to family politics, but she refuses to allow her family name to be ruined after the events of fall 1981. With the help of a routine obsessed house elf, Cassiopeia sets out to spin the Black family's largest PR nightmare in 100 years with a lot of old magic, some luck, and her Squib brother's family... the Grangers.

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.

In a world larger and more complicated than anyone could expect, how will Harry Potter navigate and survive when raised by House Black – an Ancient and Noble family with a long and bloody history? Surrounded by powerful new players watch House Potter rise from the ashes of defeat and reclaim their place in the annals of history, by any means necessary.

In Slytherin, Harry can become powerful and respected. It's hard to make friends with a rival house, but exchanging flying lessons for tutoring is a good excuse. No one needs to know the truth, that Harry's interest in Hermione Granger starts because of an obsession with her hair and curiosity over her confidence with snakes. (Harry/Hermione)

A single conversation between Hermione and Neville in November of their fourth year changed the course of Harry's friendships forever. Eventual HHr.

Harry Potter had never had a true friend. He'd been to war, to hell and back but he'd survived. And then he found a magical object that transported him to a dimension where a woman who might have been a real friend did exist. The problem was that all she saw when she looked at him was her dead best friend. *Written for Harmony & Co's Prompt Bank Garage Sale.*

AU Halloween 1981 and the Potter family has been attacked. But when Sirius arrives, the crib is empty. Harry is missing, presumed dead, but Mipsy knows the truth. She takes care of little master just as Lord Potter's portrait commands her to. Cover by EnchantedPixie495

Hermione Granger hates Harry Potter just as much as the next Slytherin. Until she doesn't. [Slytherin!Hermione Granger x canonically noble & sarcastic Harry Potter rivals to lovers]

Time travel fic, hopefully in the Dramedy style. The Horcruxes have unintended and wide-ranging side effects, causing powerful friends to conscript Harry as their Champion and send him back to Fourth Year to help them return the natural order. Now he has to help fix the world (again), survive the TWT (again), stop Voldemort (again), and do his best to get the girl.

Hermione had stumbled into his life on a rainy afternoon. Not unordinary for July, but she was peculiar. And then Harry stumbled back by falling completely for her. From the beginning of time, peace cannot exist without a war, and though Harry won his war, he lost Hermione. And since then, Harry has been waiting many lifetimes for her to stumble into his life again.HHr. AU after DH

Hermione Granger is the first person to meet Harry on the Hogwarts Express, not Ron Weasley. How does this change their dynamic? How does this change their relationship with Ron, with everyone? Just how much better could Harry Potter's life have been if a certain bushy-haired witch had wandered into his compartment just a few minutes earlier?

The Minister always came first. Harry made sure of that. [Oneshot; Smut]

In which Hermione is Minister for Magic, Harry is Head Auror, and nothing goes according to plan. [c/w for battle scenes, both real and implied violence, graphic injuries, and serious danger]

It was just a moment, really. The nights were getting colder and lonelier. It was just a moment of weakness, desperation for some kind of warmth. That's what Harry tells himself. He just wanted a reminder they were still alive, that's all. Because the other alternative was admitting he was in love with Hermione Granger, and he can't. Takes place in DH during the Horcrux hunt.

In order to do what was best for her, Hermione made a drastic life change so she could break free from Harry's obsessive and baneful grasp. What she did not expect was for her last run in with him to result in such a profound consequence, one that might bring her right back into his orbit. [Harmony]

The summer after Harry's fourth year would have been much better if just one person in his life had disregarded Professor Dumbledore's instructions to ignore him. And if that person was Hermione Granger? It would have been much, much better.

If Hermione had to decide when it was that everything changed, she would have to say it was that rainy, cold Thursday morning in early October, when, at half-past six, there came a heavy pounding at her front door.

Tywin Lannister discovers the true identity of his cup bearer at Harrenhal. Now, with another bargaining chip in his possession, he has a chance to turn the war. Arya Stark, despite her best efforts, falls back into the Game of Thrones. To survive in a lion's den, a wolf has no choice but to adapt. Game of Thrones AU, diverging story from season two onward. Enjoy!

Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

'The babe reaches up with a small hand and clasps Jon's forefinger with her own tiny, pink fingers. They look so small and weak, yet her grasp is tight and strong. The boy feels his lips curving into a smile.' The five times Jon Snow and Arya Stark made each other smile, and the one time they made each other cry. Set during their childhood at Winterfell. No romance, sibling love.

Harry and Hermione have always had a deep bond, a strong connection that has been a constant in Harry's life since he was 11 years old. When this bond shifts one particular Halloween, shifts into something not easily explained, the two struggle to define what it means and what will come of it.

For some conversations, she couldn't be Lady of Winterfell. For some conversations, she had to be a sister.

As Jon Snow steps into eternity he remembers the one person that loved him for him. His baby sister. Arya. (This is an Ayra-centric fic because I'm obsessed with her with a bit of eveyone else thrown in the mix)

A collection of Caskett one shots.

One of the last things true crime writer Richard Castle expected when he took a meeting with convicted murderer Kate Beckett was to be sent on a quest for proof of her innocence, the other was to fall in love with her. A Castle AU. Written 2012. Revised 2016.

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

A continuation of my other story "Nothing Short of Love". The night between "Always" and "After The Storm".

The Starks are all back in Winterfell but their lives are not what they once were; and all the siblings seem equally fascinated by how even Jon and Arya's relationship has changed drastically.

When a young green-eyed wizard and a minimally older brown-eyed witch, the best of friends for years, discover their mutual fondness for one particular armchair in front of one particular fireplace, it can inevitably mean one thing and one thing only: War. And then also – eventually, potentially – something else. Maybe. But first it's definitely war.

It's quiet. Just the rustle of fabric, quiet steps on the carpet and the soothing whisper of his voice. It's the small moments.

Because technically they've been "dating" since long before they decided to make it official. A series of one-shots of all of Castle and Beckett's non-dates.

kairos (ancient Greek) - (n) the perfect, delicate, crucial moment; the fleeting rightness of time and place that creates the opportune atmosphere for action, words, or movement; the time of possibility. COMPLETE

Dying had been all too easy. It's coming back to life that's hard. AU, starting immediately after the shot in 3.24, Knockout. COMPLETE

In Beckett's 'Hierarchy of Needs' after coffee, food and shelter came justice then security. Fashionable boots definitely had a tier but falling head over heels in love did not. She wanted a relationship she could contain. Post-ep for Food to Die For. Now Complete.

"What was his problem? Did he have no sense of justice or morals whatsoever? He just let a killer free and all he could think about was boobs." An AU Castle/Beckett story.

What happens when Castle asks Kate "Have you ever kissed another woman?" Caskett story with Slashy elements. Set during season five. The story is mine, but the characters and settings are not. They belong to Andrew Marlowe and company, with whom I am unaffiliated.

You're drifting. You know you are. You just... stopped caring.

Post-Cuffed fluff. Follow-up to 'The Little Blue Engine...' 'You slept soundly that first night, rocked to a peaceful slumber by the motion of the train. You woke early, the sun streaming in through the picture window of the sleeper car, the warm body of your partner molded around you, naked and so wonderful that you lay for ten whole minutes just smiling and staring...' COMPLETE

"Oh, my god…" She jumps to her feet, the book slipping off her lap and dropping to the floor, landing silently on the thick rug. "Oh, my god!" —One short fluffy piece for my first Fanfic Anniversary!

A co-authored story by seilleanmor and chezchuckles. An argument between them causes Castle to give Beckett the silent treatment. References to Target/Hunt, Lives of Others, Squab, and Still. Watershed has not happened.

Co-written with Kate Christie. "Those two were idiots to think they were still fooling her, or anyone." Gates' perspective on "Still."

Magic is unpredictable now, but it still comes at a price. After the curse breaks, a desperate Regina casts a spell, accidentally erasing her memory back to the day Daniel died. But all of Storybrooke will pay this spell's price. Is it truly justice to punish someone for crimes they don't remember? Can Regina come to grips with what she became? In FTL, Cora's origins and beyond.

"I love you." A set of eight semi-interconnected one shots set at the end of season four and into season five.

"Kate smiles at him, a trembling, fearful thing just for him. It fills him up. She may as well have said yes. Because she's going to work on it. For him. He's soooo going to marry Kate Beckett." - - - Set sometime in late 2013 and beyond. No spoilers. **Now Complete**

Human fears are strong enough to paralyze. Love fears are strong enough to create havoc. What does it take to move to the next step? For Becky, cause we do some awesome texting. - One Shot - Complete.

Post ep for The Squab and the Quail. She thought that she would have to fight him, but here he is, crumbling down in front of her, and because of her. CAUTION! WARNING! CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR BOTH TSATQ AND STILL!

The late summer breeze is a gentle hum and she relishes in the change of air in Napa, less humid and easier to take in like nothing matters but the grapes and atmosphere. The wine is a pleasant thrum throughout her body, lips moist with remnants of blackberry and chocolate, cedar and cassis.

Pre-ep/post-ep for 100th Episode, The Lives of Others. Spoilers for a handful of Hitchock movies, though hopefully not too bad.

Castle stepped lightly as he made his way through the rows of head stones. He'd only been here twice before, but he knew exactly where he was going. The location of your girlfriend's mother's grave wasn't something you forgot easily.

She means 'I'm in this for real – no foot in the door', 'I'm never going to leave you', 'I've wanted us for a long time too' and 'I love you' all at once. Spoilers for Scared to Death.

Sometimes she wishes they'd had more time. - A post-ep for Recoil, because better late than never.

He watches her flit about the precinct, moving from her desk to the break room to refill her espresso, and from the boys' desks to her murder board to add a new detail to the case profile. He's really going to miss this. But it's time. Possible series ending scenario.

"She tells herself that there's nothing wrong with a night out. Nothing wrong with wanting to cheer her partner up, right? But there probably is something wrong with the way her pulse is racing at just the memory of his eyes on her across the desk." AU post-ep for 3x18 One Life to Lose. Two shot.

She's shaking, her legs wobbly, fingers clamped around the doorknob as if it's the only thing keeping her upright. Her stomach tightens, with fear, with want, with everything she's so carefully held in check for months, years... What if for 3x22, 'To Love and Die in L.A.'. Happy Birthday, Joy! Winner of "The 12th" Fan Awards 2013 for best M-rated fanfic (under 10,000 words).

"Mother?" For a split second her stomach drops. She knows that tone. It's the tone her five year old used when he wanted to get out of bedtime for the umpteenth time in a night, the tone her sixteen year old used when wanting to borrow the car keys; the tone her now fully grown son uses when he wants to ask something that she might not necessarily want to answer.

"It'd be so easy to fall for this woman with her beauty and wit, her complete ability to shut him down and spur him on all at once. This woman who makes his heart race and his words falter because no matter what he says she's giving it right back and it's so incredibly sexy." Post-ep for Flowers For Your Grave.

Post-Hunt one-shot. 'It's like a warm cocoon, his bedroom. She loves it here. How enveloping and calming the masculine energy is – his black and white prints of bull elephants, the dark wood furniture, the rusty, woody maleness of it all. He comes back to find her already down to her underwear, her long legs bare, tugging one of his dark grey t-shirts over her head.' COMPLETE

It was his eyes, she decided. One shot.

This is my response to Hunt.

Pre-5x16 musing on 'Hunt'."The air is still, the bed remade – pristine, smooth and flawless. This space smells of him: of expensive soap, and his light cologne, of lavender fabric softener that lingers in her drawers and closets these days too. They are merging, their lives intertwining like the twisting, thriving shoots on a vine; healthy and fortified, full of life and prospect."

"Sliding his hands down, he hoisted her up, set her on the smooth, wide, perfectly positioned banister. Whoever built this porch deserved a bonus." This is the 3rd and final M-Rated companion piece to "Unwritten" by Caffinate-me. Co-written with Kate Christie.

Post ep for 5x14 The spark of light at her ear catches his eye and he smiles. Wide and bright and proud and answered by her own lip teasing, soul quivering look of happiness.

"'I thought nothing could be worse - Nothing could be worse than watching them lower your wife into the ground... But I was wrong. I was so wrong... Because then I watched you get shot in front of me." A potential idea in progress.

"You ever do it in a nightclub, Detective?"

How is it that he can make fun of her for Valentine's Day and then make her watch this. It's a good thing she has a plan... Episode insert for 5x11, "Under the Influence". Goes between the first day, and the second morning when Beckett wears that blue sweater and the scarf so strategically wrapped around her neck…

She misses him. She misses his warmth, and security, and his comforting words. She told him she needed space, that she always spent this day alone. But that was before. One-Shot.

"He narrows his eyes at Kate's back, frowning, a tinge of challenge still running through his veins, defiance clearly evident in his glare. She's obviously upset with him, but she's also being completely unfair. He's not the one who accused her of jeopardizing their relationship after all." Set somewhere starting S05.

Set in the first episode of season 4. What if Rick didn't instantly accept Kate's explanation on the swings? For Fels. Hope I did it justice, and gave you something you might like a little.

When they're together like this it feels like flying. (Insert this between chapters Thirty Two and Thirty Three of 'Take You Break Me').

Anxiety knots in her stomach as she fills the sink with warm water, touches her fingertips to the assortment of items she needs for this. Her body aches with the weight of the week and she wants nothing more than to crawl into bed next to him, to feel the solid presence of his body against hers as she tries to sleep. One shot. Complete.

CASKETT. Beckett wants answers about Castle's women.

The moonlight casts a silver glow across the walls, a shimmering haze that draws her attention, the edges waving as the clouds roll past. She can feel the remnants of the champagne working through her body, the little bubbles hitching a ride in her blood, making her head float and her skin tingle. *One Shot. Complete*

Castle smiles, ruffling Ava's hair. She grunts softly but her little hands wrap around his back as if grounding herself to him, staying safe and warm. On the other end of the phone, Kate laughs, but there's something there; longing or regret and his eyes close. "You're not going to be home by midnight, are you?"

Epilogue for 'Santa Baby'. Kate got time off on New Year's to attend a party being thrown by Black Pawn in Castle's honor. "Hey, you look stunning tonight. Did I tell you that already? Press are going to eat you all up," he says, reaching for Kate's hand, as the limo bumps and bounces its way over the broken cobbles and sunken patches of bitumen that make up Broome St." COMPLETE

She's the only one awake now, the only one keeping watch over her family.

Two-shot sequel of sorts to "Dissolution". COMPLETE.

He loves this time of year, the way the whole world seems to soften and slow, wrapped in a haze of twinkling lights and the spirit of the season. *Written for the Christmas fic competition at 12th Precinct. First place winner of public and judges' vote.*

Peace and love and hope abide. Christmas Day, oneshot.

Post-ep for 47 Seconds. Kate. Just Kate.

The rain has lessened, she thinks inanely, clinging to the random scraps of reality that she can process as they zip and crisscross through her brain. Much less than the downpour that stranded them here, on the side of some highway in the middle of New Jersey. A season four story, set after 'Cuffed.' One-shot. NOT a Christmas story. :)

AU: Beckett is a uniform on the Vice squad at the 12th, five years before she and Castle actually meet in the show. Based on an idea of Cartographical - chezchuckles and I just liked it so much that we each wrote our own. Variations on the same theme, sort of.

"He couldn't take his eyes off of her. She was always beautiful. But tonight…tonight she was glowing." Oneshot.

She grins and rolls her eyes but lets him keep a hold on her foot as she turns back to her book. His book. **vague Frozen Heat spoilers** One shot. Complete.

"It had been a mistake. All of it really. The drinks, the company, the dress. How she had thought any of it would ease the ache in her chest was beyond her. Because it hadn't. Not at all." Four-shot - based off of The Limey/To Love and Die in LA. Now Complete.

"She just wants to go home, crawl under her sheets, alone, and never look back at this day again." - An aftermath of a disastrous evening. Based on the SPOILERS and SNEAK PEEKS for 5x08 AFTER HOURS.

It's hard to close your eyes when you know what's waiting for you on the other side. Fear, however, cannot be conquered until you have the strength to face it. Small one-shot inspired by 2x07 and the promo for 2x08.

He looks around the room, noticing how everything is bathed in soft light that has until now gone unnoticed, suddenly it makes so much more sense.

Snow White wants to get to know her daughter. Emma doesn't know what she wants. Unfortunately for both of them, they're trapped in another land. (Ch.1-19 were written pre-season 2. Ch.20-27 were written post-season 2).

She laughs and leans in to press her lips to his. "I am all yours, Castle," she says as she pulls back. "I don't consider breaking just anyone out of prison." Post Ep for 5x05.

SPOILERS. Pre-5x05 story based on the Promo. "There's such a look of absolute relief on his face when he answers the door to her that Kate allows him to draw her inside by the elbow and enfold her in an all-encompassing hug. But her body is stiff inside his embrace, rigid, and he pulls back after just a few seconds to look at her..." COMPLETE

Ever since that weekend in the Hamptons, she's found it harder to hold it in. Particularly in front of her murder board, late at night. How Castle and Beckett change, post 5x04.

Obviously he hasn't been paying much attention to where they're headed because suddenly he realizes that they're headed in the direction of her loft. That's okay. There's still some time till they'll get there, and lots of time even after they do. One shot.

"Is she giving him sex eyeballs? Is she biting her lip?"

Beckett and Castle are together now, but it's still a secret. No problem. Except for the fact that Castle has made the Ledger's List of Most Eligible Bachelors once again. Hmmm...how will this work out? A play on the B plot from episode 2x14, 'The Third Man'.

dis·trac·tion/disˈtrakSHən/ Noun: A thing that prevents someone from giving full attention to something else. Beckett distracts Castle. Post 5x03. Shamelessly fluffy

A different, *Alternate ending to Always.* For my hubby who wishes that Rick would have had the nerve to tell Kate to take a flying leap for the hell she put him through during season 4 and kicked her out the front door instead of mauling her against it, lol... but I couldn't quite make it that angsty/dramatic.

"I'm sure somewhere in this great big city of ours, some poor unfortunate soul has lost their life but today you're going to let the justice seeking be someone else's job. Today, you're going to take a little trip with me." - Scavenger hunt, Castle style. ***co-authored with sparklemouse***

She gives him peace. He makes her happy. The tapestry of their love, framed within one hundred words. Complete.

In which they try to tell the truth, and no one believes them. Spoilers up until 05x01.

"Is this your way of subtly asking me if I'm viewing our new relationship as a conquest?" "No." "Liar." Post After the Storm. One shot

"So you liked it?" - "Yeah." - "Even the part where..." - "Especially that part. I loved that." The reassurance tumbles from his lips, so eager and blissful, the memory sharp behind his eyes, stealing his breath all over again as he remembers... Episode insert for 5x01, 'After The Storm.'

Post-ep mid-ep? for "After the Storm." There's none of the playfulness that marked the last time. Nor is it like the first time—raw, desperate need tinged still with anger and a deep hurt. This time is purposeful, deliberate. One shot. Complete. Rated M.

If it were possible for time to stop, for the earth to pause in its spinning, it would happen for them on this night. The hours between "Always" and "After the Storm." Now complete.

AU: Beckett is a uniform on the Vice squad at the 12th. It's five years before the season one meeting. Cartographical sent me and Sandiane Carter a list of AUs she wanted to see. We were both so excited about Vice Beckett that we each wrote our own. This is mine. Thanks to garnetgivealittlelove for the cover art.

I came to you last night. Soaked to the bone. I know you weren't expecting to see me. That you probably didn't want to see me. But there I was standing in front of you with an open heart and here I am now, sitting in your kitchen. The morning after. Post "Always". Rated M. One-shot.

She's been struggling to find the words for months, to tell him how much she loves and adores him, how happy he makes her. How she feels like a whole person when she's with him. How he fills the empty places inside her chest with his love and his smiles.

The extended companion pieces for "Extra! Extra! Read All About It!" And yes... you should probably read that first.

Everyone pretends to be a hooker sometimes.

In the light of 'Always', it's his new lucky number.

"Details are one thing," he says, a puff of air escaping his nose, a little scoff that makes her eyes narrow at him. "That level of specificity though...it's like post-case paperwork. No one wants to read that." One shot. Complete.

She gets cute when she gets angry and she looks adorable when she's bossy, but... she can't always follow her own rules.- ONE-SHOT

Her eyelids feel tight and tired, even though she's slept pretty soundly, which is a bit odd because...she's in his bed and that... That's new.

A look at the lives of Richard Castle and Kate Beckett through the eyes of a relatively objective outside source. A complete experiment.

Kate has a crappy day but where's Rick to cheer her up? Set probably around January 2013 though the date doesn't really matter. Just know that this is fluffy. Very, very fluffy!

Rick and Kate do some talking with their hands. Oneshot.

After nine years of marriage, Rick Castle finally has to get out. But when the daughter of an old friend comes into his life, he starts to find a reason to work for more. AU, Now Complete, with Epilogue.

He's pretty sure he convinced the lady with the smoky voice that he knew exactly what he was doing, knew how to give her a good time. A variation on the 'Vice Beckett' theme. For ER, on request.

"She woke to his hands pressing her shoulders to the mattress, his chest resting firmly over hers. She felt the cold sweat, the gooseflesh, the tracks of tears. Her muscles were tight—she had been fighting him." M-rated content from my story, "Jump," to fit in after chapter 9.

Now that she was here, and sated from a good, home-cooked meal that Castle had re-heated for them, he had to work on the tough part – getting her to stay. One shot.

Kate Beckett is high. A sexy little one shot.

The silence of the night is her enemy. Set after 2x13, "Sucker Punch."

Of all the possible scenarios that her mind, and even Castle's more twisted mind, had come up with, this was far, far worse. COMPLETE.

An M-rated interlude to "A Better Fate," a story co-authored by Sandiane Carter and chezchuckles.

She wasn't so needy and desperate anymore like they had been first diving in to this but, then again, here she was, letting herself in his home unannounced, seeking him out anyway. COMPLETE

"my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom. . .And death i think is no parenthesis" -ee cummings co-authored by Sandiane Carter and chezchuckles

Beckett helps Castle solve a little mystery the morning after. Post-Always. One-shot.

"I want to know what happens after the fade to black." Post-Always, of course.

Oh, she really hopes these aren't more grocery lists of all the ingredients Castle needs for his odd culinary creations. One shot. Complete.

He is sluggish, floating; a nebulous drift into awareness as her scent surrounds him, teases him; so vividly burned into every layer of his skin after today that he is sure he's dreaming. Sequel to LURE.

Their footsteps echo in the nearly empty hallways as they make their way to the room that is at once so familiar and yet still feels so strange. Follows "Sweetheart," "The Message," and "The Call." Complete.

Their thighs are aligned, the heat of his skin mingling with hers through the fabric of both their jeans and his heart thunders in his chest, her nearness an alluring draw that holds him captured. Winner of "The 12th Fan Awards 2013" for best Angst.

Arya, Gendry and Hotpie have escaped Harrenhal and are on their way North. After Arya is attacked she is rescued by a familiar savior. Set after 2x08. Arya-centric.

Always inspired. A steamy, sweet look at Castle and Beckett's first night together.

Martha bit her lip and looked at Beckett sadly. "Tell me Detective..." She asked wearily. "Do you think it's possible for a six year old boy to fall in love?"

You don't love Leopold, but the way that he fervently whispers your predecessor's name against your skin like a hushed prayer still cuts through your heart like a knife. A night during the first year of Regina and Leopold's marriage. Warning: rape.

noun; clever or subtle repartee; verbal wit. One shot. Complete.

Post "47 Seconds". A cold winter day... yeah, I know, just bear with me... an unlikely accident and an angry Castle to the rescue. Need I say more? Rated M. One-shot.

He really wishes she wouldn't smile like that.

In which Castle answers questions about his marriages, Johanna Beckett is remembered, and a dance is shared. Spoilers for 4x11. Complete.

post ep oneshot for Cops & Robbers. for Gabee, who begged me

One morning during breakfast in the Great Hall, things quite suddenly begin to turn into the most unexpected directions, when Harry behaves in a rather peculiar fashion - much to the bewilderment of Hermione and their fellow friends.

He's quicksand. The more you struggle the faster you sink.

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger's spirit beyond recognition. Revised 2019. Update your Epubs.

A light-hearted snapshot of the aftermath of Mark's penile fracture surgery. This is the scene in Mark's hospital room with Owen and Derek stopping in.

Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.

This is not a loving parody of the first Twilight book. This is a parody full of much bitterness and unabashed hatred for this "book", so... if you're going to be offended, stay away! If you don't care if someone bashes your fandom... come on in!

A short parody on Ginny's character I wrote some time ago after reading HBP. Not to be taken too seriously. Contains HHr.

There is a shocking lack of Grey's parodies on this site. So I decided to sum up season 3 in a brief and hopefully humorous way! Hope you enjoy!

Waiting. He was always waiting. He'd already buried one best friend and now the other will follow. There was nothing he could do or say. There was no Harry without Hermione. Ron witnessed the beginning and now he must accept the end. HHr. 4parts Complete!

Eighteen year old Hermione Granger is unbearably uncomfortable with the way she looks, and it becomes up to Harry Potter, her best friend and boyfriend, to help her understand what true beauty is, and ultimately, allow her to think of herself as beautiful