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Joined 06-19-12, id: 4068797, Profile Updated: 07-22-12

Wellll... I really don't know what to put here...

I love music to death and never am far from my iTouch or iPhone.

Usually I listen to BVB, MCR, Rise Against, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Paramore, and P!ATD; just to name a few.

Writing is one of my passions that people just never seem to understand. It's up there along with annoying the hell out of anyone I deem interesting at the moment. That's another thing; usually I only am on something as long as it holds my attention. Once it gets boring I will leave it until it becomes interesting again which is a warning for my stories.

I speak English and a bit of Spanish and French. I'm not all that tall and blonde hair gives me a great excuse for when I do something stupid.

Generally I prefer books to people and because of that my friends are very selective.

Usually I'm up for a chat though so message or whatever.

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An Extra Factor by SummonTheCat reviews
"What's the point of all these anyway! Why are you making me Baby Beel's mother!" "Ah... Because..." "Because...?" "Because if I've gotten myself into this mess, I'm going to drag everyone down with me." Tatsumi Oga/OC
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,504 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Oga T., Beelzebub IV, OC
Shadow Play by Ace's Shadow Girl reviews
What happens if the big "Fire Fist" Portgas D. Ace re-meets the girl that took his virginity years ago? And why does the mysterious girl insist on following him even if she annoys him to no end? Does he really find her as annoying as he says? Ace x OC
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 235,860 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Ace
The Bear-Man's Daughter by freshneverfrozen reviews
The Bear-Man's daughter is many things: woman, wolf, watcher, occasional mute and trickster. For years she has owed the Grey Wizard a favor and fulfilling it leads her to the exploits of Thorin & Co. and ever closer to the heart of a cheeky young dwarf whose fate may not be hers to change; OC/Kili & some Thorin awesomesauce. !SPOILERS IN REVIEWS!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 172,889 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Thorin, Bard, Kili - Complete
Usagi, Hellsing Maid and Alucard's plaything! by CherryKunoichiTenTen reviews
Usagi a timid shy maid has a problem she's undeveloped in one area. Alucard thinks she's a 'boy' but when he finds out she's a girl... But there's more to Usagi whats she gonna do now? Rated M for Sex & Sexual Things, Violence and Mild Language. Alucard x OC
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 226,373 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alucard
Oh My Alucard by Fish and Chipz reviews
A girl finds herself being seduced by Alucard. Alucard x OC. Rated M for violence and strong language. COMPLETE
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 201,213 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - [Alucard, OC] - Complete
The Odd Life of Oswin Oriall Oswald by LyricalRose reviews
Oswin Oswald is a normal girl... all up until she gets thrown into the world of the Hobbit. Now, she had to learn to fight, how to survive, and may just get a little bit of love along the way. (I am aware this is an awful summary... but I'm not a summary person. Read it and if you don't like it hit 'back') Kili x OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,900 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Kili, OC] - Complete
The Light Bearer by Chellez reviews
Aila, rational and modern, is the Light Bearer, the salvation of the Elves of Middle Earth. Seen as a Prophet, she first assists the Fellowship in their quest but amid the distraction and her own insecurities can she fulfill her prophecy in time?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 171,507 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Legolas
The Planeswalker Chronicles by Anaithnid reviews
Ranewen has her life turned upside down when her planeswalker spark ignites and she is recruited into the motley bunch led by Sorin Markov and Jace Beleren to help eliminate the Eldrazi. But little does she know where her quest is about to take her...
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,362 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/14/2011
Men-i-Naugrim by eichenschild reviews
Leaving home for the first time is exciting. Leaving home to reclaim a treasure from a dragon is an adventure. The biggest adventure in the lives of two young dwarfs, following their uncle on a journey they had never imagined. - formerly "Bone Crusher"
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 127,192 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Fili, Kili - Complete
The Heart of a Dwarf by Caladhiel999 reviews
Thorin Oakenshield is on the quest to reclaim Erebor from the dragon Smaug. With his nephews and the other 10 dwarves, Gandalf, Bilbo Baggins, and a Dunedein Ranger, he travels across Middle-Earth to takee back his home. Rated M for Viloence, frightening scenes, strong romance, blood and gore.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 35,457 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Thorin, OC] - Complete
Love Isn't Always Fair by XxAndyIsMySaviourxX reviews
*Sequel to Carolyn.* BVB is going on Warped Tour and their stoked to meet and make new fans. The best part? Their girlfriends will be there! But what happens when the lead singer of a new band on tour meets Carolyn and Andy? Read and review! :D
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,885 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012
Bride of Alucard by angil reviews
The vampire Alucard has just met his match & his mate, she thinks he's adorable, he thinks she’s insane how will Hellsing cope with a mad 20 y.o Aussie Girl around, & what will Alucard do, love her or kill her? A/OC please be nice its my first. slight OOC
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 112,754 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete