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Joined 06-19-12, id: 4069213, Profile Updated: 08-14-15
Author has written 29 stories for Legend of Zelda, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Cave Story, Naruto, and Fallout.

I want to be quick on describing me so I will.

AGE: Seventeen

SEX: Male


WHERE I AM NOW: California

WHERE I WILL BE: Washington

WHAT I LOVE: Experimental music, dark fiction, surrealism, and other assorted lunacies.

MY FAVORITE AUTHORS: Franz Kafka, James Joyce

MY FAVORITE POETS: Allen Ginsberg, T. S. Elliot,

But if I was asked to describe myself in three words: Likes to push buttons.

Here is my schedule:

1-A Legend of Zelda fic - sequel to Innosense/In Bloom. As yet untitled.

2-A Legend of Zelda fic - sequel to Innosense/In Bloom. As yet untitled.

3-A Legend of Zelda fic - sequel to Circle. As yet untitled. [possibly canceled]

4-A Legend of Zelda fic. Working title is "Hair".

And of course, I will finish Company in Exile and Shoko.

Once I am finished with this list, I plan to withdraw from FanFiction and focus more on my writing career. As promised, I am going to tie up any loose ends here before I go so you won't have to worry about that. I pruned a few of the nonessential concepts I had in order to expedite my withdrawal. If there was something on my previous schedule that is not anymore, and you were really excited to read it when it came, message me about it. Specific enthusiasm for any of the ideas cut would probably convince me to bring that idea back. These stories are foremost for my own entertainment, so I have simply removed any ideas which no longer interest me, but if you feel I've left something unfinished or passed over a great idea go ahead and let me know.

Five years or so after I post my last chapter, I am going to come back and post revised editions of every one of my stories. This will vastly improve the quality of writing for many of them, as well as unify the longer stories whose first chapters were written in a different style than their last. I will not remove the old version, but post these new revisions alongside so you can continue to enjoy the version you know.

I'm not sure why you'd want to know but you're on my page already so who cares.

These are my top ten favorite bands in no particular order:

1.Nine Inch Nails


3.The Velvet Underground



6.Pink Floyd

7.Throbbing Gristle


9.The Doors

10.Frank Zappa

Of the FanFictions I have written, these nine are my favorites.

Once again, the list is not in any particular order (actually it is mostly the same order as what can be found below the bio).



3.The Other


5.Innosense/In Bloom/etc. (they are short so I chose the whole series)

6.The Hero Hyrule Forgot

7.Company in Exile

8.Until I Remember


I apologize to everyone who is missing my story Victim, but a slightly modified version of it was published in the emagazine Dark Eclipse and I didn't feel right leaving it up.

I promise to always finish my stories, even if there are large gaps between updates, and to never leave you hanging, waiting for the update that never comes.

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Love Hinata by TallMan0029 reviews
Naruto sees Hinata naked at the waterfall and thanks to an ancient Hyuuga tradition, the two now must become married. Can they find love, or will this forced marriage drive them even further apart? NarutoXHinata. Back from Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,814 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14100 - Favs: 17,542 - Follows: 15,033 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tales of the Alternate Universe (Deluxe Edition) by 00SparkAchu00 reviews
Finn Mertens lives for the sake of his family. He always tries his best to be a good boy and help his father bring some bread home. However, his life won't be as easy as it seems. A series of events could lead him to become either his town's greatest hero or villain. It all starts with a ruthless gang, a messy red-haired girl and a mule. -–Updated Chapters & Mini Side-Stories–-
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,986 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - [Farmworld Finn, Flame Princess] The Crown - Complete
To Promise by Trinkets for Tall Tales reviews
Link seeks Talon's permission to wed Malon, only to be refused it. He feels his only option is to leave what he knows behind, including, for the time being, Malon. Link/Malon. Post Ocarina of Time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Link, Malon - Complete
A Bottle of Warm Milk by John Poe reviews
The King of Evil falls and the Mask is shattered. A hero returns to find peace, but dark memories are not so easily forgotten. A story of growing up again; finding old friends, ancient dangers, and true love. Set post OOT and MM.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,458 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Link, Malon
Be With Me by ADarknessInHeaven reviews
After the events of Cave Story, our hero and heroine find themselves free from the chaos, the madness, and the deaths of those who were cherished. They take a moment...if only a moment to realize what their connection truely is.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
The Things That Cannot Be Fought by Paper Bear reviews
After witnessing Hyrule's fall from glory, Malon takes it upon herself to aid the kingdom in its darkest times. What happens when her fate becomes entangled with the Hero of Time? A Link and Malon story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,409 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Malon, Link
Nonexistent Fairytale by Paper Bear reviews
The King of Hyrule throws a competition with Link as the prize. Malon finds herself caught in the middle of the chaos, but she soon realizes the prize may not be as bad as she thought. A Link and Malon story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,476 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Link, Malon - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: True Love by Kj64linksword reviews
This is a one shot Malink. I loved writing this one so I hope you love reading it. Malink forever. Rated for themes that focus on teens.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Link, Malon - Complete
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Shoko reviews
This is the story of Shoko.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 80 - Words: 81,039 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [OC, Shoko] Princess B. Bubblegum
No Trust reviews
When Quote runs away from his fellow robots during a Mimiga attack, he is immediately considered a threat to all robots. He knows he can't trust anyone... That is, until he meets a mysterious blonde robot... Takes place when the robots began their attack on the island many years before the plot of Cave Story begins... Cowritten with LunaratheAra. Originally written 2012-2013.
Cave Story - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14 - Complete
Company in Exile reviews
The situation forced his hand, and now the wanderer isn't alone in the wastes.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,664 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 4/9/2013 - [Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar] OC
Without Texture or Time reviews
Uncertain in a strange world, they must battle suspicion, the surreal, and the past. Third and last installment in my NaruHina trilogy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/17 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Shikamaru N., Kiba I. - Complete
Vs Destiny reviews
Hinata fights Neji, then Naruto fights Neji. No significant romance in this, but I plan to make a sequel to expand upon the seeds I plant in this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Naruto U., Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Two Hurt Kids reviews
A lonely boy and a discouraged girl. The story of Naruto and Hinata climbing out of their respective childhood problems. Story occurs during the academy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Circle reviews
With Hyrule safe and his memories complete, Link is finally able to settle down as he has longed to for so long. Faced by an old figure from nightmares, Link learns there can be no freedom from fate. Part three of the Memorial Trilogy. Part two of the Cyclic Quadrilogy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Link, Malon] Talon, OC - Complete
The Inkspot reviews
A dark dream, a dark spot, and a dead man catapult Link into a world of fear, death, and sacrifice. Part 1 of the Cyclic Quadrilogy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,599 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - [Link, Zelda] Midna, OC - Complete
Evil Embers reviews
It's a little darker this time around as the story concerns Flame Princess's morality. Ignition Point, Vault of Bones, and a bit of filler in between. Enjoy and don't forget to review. Sequel to Burning Alive.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Finn, Flame Princess] Jake, Flame King - Complete
What I Forgot reviews
When Link's content existence at Lon Lon Ranch is threatened by troubling visions and warped memories, he must journey into the spiritual realm and confront the sage that started it all. Follows Until I Remember, part two of the Memorial Trilogy. Link to part one: /s/8251840/1/Until-I-Remember
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,760 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Link, Malon] Rauru - Complete
Dead reviews
Link is dead.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Link - Complete
Blood and Metal reviews
After the battle for the capital, Link is left bitter and broken. Standing outside the ravaged town, he looks on and struggles with his horrific memories.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Complete
The Other reviews
Link is a seventeen year old orphan with a secret. He was cursed as a child to carry a bloodthirsty beast within him, a beast that might break free at any moment. After being driven out of town, he is befriended by Eldwin, an outcast whose secret may be even darker and more sinister than his own...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,298 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - [Link, Ilia] Rusl, OC - Complete
A Visitor from the Vault reviews
Finn thought she was gone. Finn thought he'd only know her again as a memory. He was wrong, and now she's back. A tale of obsession and jelousy
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,507 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - [Finn, Flame Princess] Jake, Shoko - Complete
In Bloom reviews
A story about two children. Set two years after Innosense so LInk and Malon are now thirteen.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Link, Malon] Saria, Mido - Complete
Innosense reviews
A story about two children. The title is taken from a smashing pumpkins song, and is misspelled on purpose.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Link, Malon, Talon, Ingo - Complete
Broken reviews
Inspired by a line from the movie Fight Club, "You have to accept the possibility that god doesn't like you..." What if a sadistic, omnipotent entity decided on a whim to tear apart a person's life and drive him insane. What if Link, the retired adventurer, loving husband, and hardworking farmer, caught the eye of this entity. What if it decided to "play" with him forever...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - [Link, Malon] OC - Complete
The Other Half reviews
Curly nearly drowns after fighting the Core, and while Quote brings her to safety, he starts to realize how he really feels for her.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,943 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Complete
Burning Alive reviews
Summaries are boring, so I'm not even gunna try to make this one interesting. Finn and Flame Princess. Starts at Hot to the Touch, not completely canon but close enough. I can't write goofy like Finn and Jake are so it's a little more mature sounding, but if you can get past that its good. Please read and review.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,553 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - [Finn, Flame Princess] Jake, Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Frozen Decay reviews
Why did I ever touch that crown? I wish I'd never seen it, never found it. Then I might still have Betty... Simon/Ice King's videos, showing the gradual decay of his mind and his transformation. This is a bad summary, but it is a good story. -ONESHOT-
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Ice King, Betty] The Crown - Complete
Until I Remember reviews
Link loses certain memories during those years in the temple of time. Certain memories that were able to protect him from his own conscience. Now he is lost, seven long years lie between him and anybody who knows or cares about him. Or so he thinks. Is a long forgotten friendship enough to protect Link from himself? Part one of the Memorial Trilogy
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,062 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - [Link, Malon] Rauru, OC - Complete
Fool's Kisses reviews
Naruto has been cursed by a sadistic ghost. If he doesn't kiss a girl by the end of the day, he will die. Why do females seem to hate him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sakura H., OC - Complete
Her reviews
"Naruto," I whisper, not talking to anyone but myself, "Why are you so much luckier than me?" -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2012 - [Kiba I., Hinata H.] Naruto U., Akamaru - Complete
The Girl With Green Hair reviews
After Link leaves on his journey, Saria must take the Great Deku Tree's place as protector of the kokiri. Strange and dangerous things have begun to happen. How can she protect her friends when she is just a child like they are? Set several years after Link's departure. Coincidentally, the name is the same as ZeldaRubix's story, but they have nothing do do with each other.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Saria, Rauru, Mido, Fado - Complete
Him reviews
100 words about Hinata's feelings toward Naruto. If this is good I'll start working on some other NaruHina stuff I've got planned. Review and let me know. -ONESHOT-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2012 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
My Own Island reviews
Nothing ever lasts. Wherever I go I'm just destined to leave that place soon enough.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Link - Complete
The Hero Hyrule Forgot reviews
Link is the town drunkard. After Zelda sent him back to restart his life, it all went wrong. Now he spends his days on a corner begging for change, and each night he spends that change on all the whiskey he can get. As he feels the numbing power of the whiskey wash over him, he obsesses over the memory of a farmgirl he used to know a long time ago.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Link, Malon - Complete
Sandstorms and Spells reviews
Link waits seven years to fulfill a promise he made only the day before. But what must he accomplish in order to save a friend. What foe must he destroy in order to save someone he barely knows? -oneshot-
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Link, Nabooru, Koume, Kotake - Complete
Standing in His Own Footsteps reviews
When Link enters the room full of mirrors, he is forced to fight something darker than he has ever fought before. Something dark, twisted, insane. Evil. He is forced to look in the mirror and decide once and for all, what is a hero. And what is the difference between good and evil. -oneshot-
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Link, Dark Link - Complete