Theonewhodidnotdoit
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Joined 06-20-12, id: 4070520, Profile Updated: 07-17-15
Author has written 17 stories for Rosario + Vampire, Red vs. Blue, Super Smash Brothers, Elder Scroll series, Metroid, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Halo, Teen Titans, and Undertale.

I write because I daydream too much. Getting it out on paper (Well, digital paper) helps to alleviate it and help me focus on canon. Yep. Nothing else to read here... Nothing... at... all...

Are you still here? Look, if you're looking for a poem, or a deep bit of philosophy, or something, then I'm sorry, but I don't do that stuff here. Try visiting my brain. Or not, if you're epileptic.

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Look, there's nothing else, alright? Go read a story. Preferably one of mine. Or not. I don't mind...

DEPRESSION...

Nah, just kidding. Okay, I'll say a little about myself, for you little stalkers...

Name, Address, Age, Phone Number, and other information they tell you never to put on the internet: Not telling.

Gender (Probably Safe): Male

Lives: The UK, London.

Dies: Don't know yet.

Likes: Video Games, Writing, Atheism, Quantum Physics (Purely because it makes no sense. Don't understand any of it.), RvB, Ice Cream, You. (Not in that way.)

Dislikes: CoD (I'm probably going to get a lot of sh*t for that), Cats, French, people who think that something can't be jolly good fun just because it isn't high-brow.

Special Ability: Being incredibly British. I own a bowler hat, several Union Jack motif T-shirts, and an accent (and speech pattern) much like Sir Hammerlock from Borderlands 2. Look it up. It's hilarious.

Favourite Anime/Manga: RosarioVampire. Only manga I read. Nosebleeds, ho!

Favourite Video Game: Wildly Variable. Ranges to KI: Uprising to Halo 4 to Pokemon Y, etc, etc.

Favourite Cartoon: Adventure Time. Hands down. Only thing is, you lucky Americans get it a whole year before we Brits do. Which leads to temptation and spoilers.

Most Annoying Flaw In Writing: Starting loads stories because I think about them too much and they seem like a good idea at the time and making it impossible to get any of them updated on any reasonable timescale.

Upcoming Stories: The rest of Souls of Steel, Tartarus (I will get on to it eventually, don't worry!) and as ever, more Adventure Time oneshots.

Doesn't Know: Why I chose my username.

Cannot think of: Anything else to write.

Byeeee!

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Tinker, Tailor, Spartan, Spy reviews
Jameson Locke has lead an extraordinary life. Every one of his experiences has shaped him, made him the man he is today. But some more than others. From his home on Jericho VII to the snowy, warring slopes of Kamchatka, this is his story.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Jun-A266/Noble Three, Serin O./Serin-017, J. Locke - Complete
At the End of Time reviews
After thousands upon thousands of runs, Frisk needs to know the truth. Will there ever be an end to it? Can there truly be a happy ending... For everyone?
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Frisk, Chara
Souls of Steel: Resurrection reviews
The Dawn never found Requiem. Cortana is forced to make a great sacrifice, leaving the Master Chief alone in space. Hundreds of years later, the wreck is discovered on the fringes of inhabited space by bounty huntress Samus Aran. What she finds inside is neither man nor machine, but either way, it is broken... and yet it is strong. Part 1 in a trilogy. Complete, awaiting Part 2.
Crossover - Metroid & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,468 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Samus A., Adam M., Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
The Long Wait reviews
A terrible incident. A terrible sacrifice.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum, Flame Princess, Cinnamon Bun - Complete
Why Won't You Die? reviews
During the numerous encounters between Samus Aran and her dark doppelgänger throughout Metroid Prime 2: Echoes, the two give each other a piece of their own mind. Rated M for gratuitous swearing, mild sexual references, slight violence, and catty, massively OOC Samus. You have been warned.
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Samus A., Dark Samus - Complete
Absolution reviews
At the end of a long and bloody war, it is time to find out: Who is the victor, who is the villain, and who bears the blame? Oneshot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,666 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum, Flame Princess, Cinnamon Bun - Complete
Inversion reviews
Things go terribly wrong during the Mark V's diagnostics on board the Pillar of Autumn, leading to much death, confusion and the birth of a new form of dance. Short silly oneshot.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Musings of a Gunter reviews
A Gunter reflects on their relationship with the Ice King. Drabble.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Gunter - Complete
Tartarus reviews
A strange thing happens to Pit at a celebratory banquet, setting in motion a chain of events that could threaten the entire multiverse. The Titans are rising. Tartarus has been breached. PitxSamus. Sequel to Winging It. Darker and plottier.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Pit, Samus A.] Master Hand, Palutena
Winging It reviews
The newest season of Smash Brothers, the interdimensional fighting championship, is upon us, and as the contestants fight both in and out of the ring, an unlikely couple forms... PitxSamus, because I love the pairing, and rated T for mentioned nudity. Don't ask.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,215 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Pit, Samus A.] Link, Peach - Complete
Shade and a Vampire reviews
After the final battle with Alucard, Moka and friends are left without their love in a world that the Masked King has burned to the ground. When an escaped Demon, a Shade, arrives with an Angelic hitman on his tail, the whole world will be plunged into chaos. Rated M for language and violence. (Story starts from Chapter 55 of the S2 manga)
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,572 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
Perception reviews
In a team or a family, perception is all-important. Oneshot. Drabble. Tiny hint of Robstar.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven, Robin - Complete
Blame reviews
The following is an extract from the personal audio logs of Spartan Gabriel Thorne...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2014 - G. Thorne - Complete
Happiness within Darkness reviews
"The first few rays of grey, muted sunlight of the city day shone through the near eternal cover of clouds. They swept over a sprawling, amorphous urban mass, glinting off tattoo shop signs and ventilation shafts. Old brick buildings began to stir as their inhabitants awoke to the next day of their lives, to walk the streets, do their jobs and keep their heads down." AU. Fourshot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Finn, Jake, Princess B. Bubblegum, Flame Princess - Complete
To Wave reviews
Verb: To move one's hand to and fro in greeting or as a signal. Short, pseudo-philosophical drabble. First Fic on the snail!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Snail
The Reconciliation of the Dragonborn reviews
At the end of his life, the Last Dragonborn seeks purity. He sets out to purge himself of his sins, to make himself worthy of joining the hallowed warriors of Sovngarde. The path will not be easy, as many powerful entities would stand against him. But he will endure. Victory... or Sovngarde. Twoshot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Talos/Tiber Septim - Complete
A Spherical Inconsistency reviews
A homage to my favourite RvB character, and Halo gametype! Rated M for Violence and Swearing.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2013 - D. Grif, Maine/Meta