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Jisbon- I LOVE JISBON!!!! I can't beleave they arn't together yet >:(
this is how you know that your obsessed with the mentalist
you listen to references to the show in every song
the majority of emails in your inbox are about the mentalist
you have a mentalist playlist on your ipod/Mp3 player
you have some scenes memorized
you can spend the whole day doing nothing but reading fanfiction
when you wake up, the first thing that pops into your head is the mentalist.
you always wait for the right moment to say a quote of the mentalist when you're talking to someone
you can type "The mentalist" really fast because of all the times you've googled it
you are in class and start drawing RJ smiley faces on your notebook, of course with your red pen.
you bust out mentalist quotes when the time calls or randomly in the day!
you start to refer to people as irksome instead of plain annoying
your more observant to the people around you
when someone says "How dare you" you just say back "did I do something daring?"
you do a magic trick and when asked about it you mention the magic circle assassins
you practice being dead pan like Kimball Cho even when someone tells you a joke!
when you get any magazine, you flip to the TV section just to see if the mentalist was in the top 20 watched!
you want to get a shirt that says team mentalist! or SHEEPDIP YOUR PLAN! (I HAVE A SHEEPDIP SHIRT! I MADE IT!)
FAVORITE MENTALIST QUOTES
"He irks me. He's irksome."- Patrick Jane
"(To friend that called for his help, because she was the main murder suspect) If you're ever guilty, don't call me; just go to Brazil." - Jane
"Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks."- Jane
"Oh, come on, guys. I just robbed a Russian mobster. You can't call Lisbon?"- Jane
"If I tell you how it's done, the magic circle will send a team of assassins to kill us all. It's the law."- Jane
"She does the detecting and I do the insulting."- Jane
"Things are getting weird, we're off to see a witch."- Lisbon
"(To the local Sheriff) We don't help, we take over."- Lisbon
"You should put a flashlight underneath your chin just to complete the effect."- Lisbon
"Oh, in the context of someone letting himself get hypnotized, nearly throwing his colleague off a building, and then finally being able to overpower a small crazy woman to retrieve the situation? You did okay."- Lisbon
"Go to hell. Take a toothbrush!"- Lisbon
"No, I don't want to here your plan, sheepdip your plan!" -Jane
"Oh no! He has escaped! Alert the Quantum Lords! Woot woot woot woot!" -Jane
WEIRD THING TO DO WITH THE MENTALIST CHARACTERS!
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
4. RED JOHN
5. WILL (HIGHTOWER'S KID)
12. CHARLOTTE (JANE'S KID)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No I haven't... and I don't particularly want to either. Lisbon deserves Jane, not a fat guy!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Well, considering NOBODY has seen his face, I'm not entirely sure. If he is Jane's dad, then no.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Disturbing!!!!! I mean, a little dead girl is getting a pony pregnant? Talk about attack of the dead!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes. Well considering that VanPelt is a main character, it would be kind of hard not to.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
If Jane wasn't in the picture, then I guess I might be able to see Lisbon and Rigsby, but since Jane IS in the picture, Rigsby just a warning... IF YOU TOUCH LISBON OR TRY TO TAKE HER AWAY FROM JANE, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KICK YOU IN PLACES THAT SHOULD NOT BE KICKED!!!!!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Will and VanPelt, or Will and Bosco... *No comment*
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
If Jane walked in on Rigsby and Charlotte making out... He would probably kill himself. For one reason, (the main reason) his co-worker is making out with his dead daughter!
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Hmmm... Mashburn and Bosco. Mashburn and Bosco both have secret feelings for Lisbon. But what happens when it turns out they are using Lisbon... to get to each other?!?!?!?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Um... Well... Considering... NO!!!! PONY AND CHO ARE NO NO!!!! THAT IS WRONG!!!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
I HATE THIS QUESTION! (mostly because it's charlotte and jane) I would call it, "Red tears aren't supposed to come from brave daddies."
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
IDK... is Mashburn even in a lot of fan fics?
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Um... does drawing random fat guys count? Because if you draw LaRouche, well... no. No one draws LaRouche.
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Um... No. Rigsby, Will, and RED JOHN???? Wouldn't that be illegal?!?!?!?
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
All the Pretty Horses, DUH!!!!!!!!!!
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: Cho, Lisbon, Charlotte slash will confuse you to the point where agents come to take to take you to and insane asylum. Then you break out. Woot woot woot woot!
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Um, couple days ago. A piece of perfect is a story where Hightower dies so Lisbon has to take the kids. Will and Mimi.
17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).
Cho and Jane are in a happy relationship until VanPelt runs off with Jane. Cho, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with LaRouche and a brief unhappy affair with Lisbon, then follows the wise advice of Will and finds true love with Rigsby.- WEIRD
18: (9) (5) (4), (7), (10) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (10) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (10), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (10) becomes in a relationship with (10), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (1) and is sent to prison, allowing (10) and (7) to continued their relationship.
VanPelt, Will, Red John, Jane, Bosco, and Mashburn are playing truth or dare. Will asks Jane, and Jane says Truth. Will asks who Jane loves, and Jane, confessed their true love with Red Jhon. Red John does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Mashburn. Jane is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Bosco while Mashburn and Red John run into the sunset toghether. However, Will is secretly in love with Bosco, and becomes jealous of Jane, who, after the comfort from Bosco becomes in a relationship with Bosco, and so Will decides to murder Jane, but is stopped just in time by police officer Cho and is sent to prison, allowing Bosco and Jane to continue their relationship.-- Whoa Whoa Whoa WHOA!!!!! 1, poor Will... 2, he deserves it though because he tried to murder Jane! My beautiful man!!! grrrrrrr...
19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
Um... I wouldn't care because it's Jane vs. Pony... Jane's gonna win, and if the pony was Jane's kid, he would probably just suspend it's carrot supply. OOOOHHH SO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
THIS IS SO SAD BUT SO SWEET AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle . . .
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Copy this onto your profile if youwould do the same thing for someone you love.
COPY AND PASTES
If your not a 'lover' or a 'fighter' you only fight for what you love, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your not a 'leader' or a 'follower' you just follow those who you look up to and lead those who need some strength, copy and paste this into your profile.
If when the denist has their finger in your mouth, you want to bite it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish love was like volleyball, where you call "MINE" and everyone backs off, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you forget things easily, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are confused easily, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you can't do a flip, copy and paste this into your profile.
92% of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile
76% of teenagers would scream if Justin Bieber tried to jump of a building. Paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 24% screaming 'do a backflip!'
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.*
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull.
If you have run into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile.
-Everyone makes mistakes; the trick is to make them when no one is looking.
-Be yourself; no one can ever tell you you’re doing it wrong.
-Life isn’t measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
-Best friends are like stars; you can’t always see them, but they’re always there.
-It’s not about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
-Your spark can become a flame and change everything.
-Sometimes, in the middle of an ordinary life, love will come along and bring you a fairytale.
-If you can dream it, you can do it.
-Who says you have to grow up?
-It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.
-When you come to the edge of all the light you have known and are about to step out into the darkness, faith is knowing one of two things will happen; there will be something to stand on, or you will be taugh how to fly.
-Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
-Life is too important to be taken seriously.
-Whatever you are, be a good one.
-Wouldn’t life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy, Mondays were fun, junk food didn’t make you fat, girls didn’t cause so much drama, guys weren’t so confusing, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow
-I’ve never made a mistake in my life; I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
-A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
-You are the horizon to my sky, you are the bacon to my eggs, you are the laces to my sneakers, to are the jelly to my peanut butter, you are the smile to my face, you are the gravy to my mashed potatoes, you are the bubbles to my bath, you are the milk to my cookie, you are the ink to my pen, you are the ketchup to my French fries, you are the ink to my pen, you are the water to my ocean, you are the icing on my cupcake, and you are the macaroni to my cheese; in other words without you, I cannot be me.