name: whatever I say it is age: whatever I want it to be There was a girl, who was pushed into a sewer by 5 other girls during a fire drill. They thought it would be a funny prank - however, she didn't come back up, even when the police arrived. ...Some time later a boy did not forward this text, and began hearing strange laughter in the shower, and as he went to sleep. The next day he was found dead, his face badly torn up and such. Copy and paste this onto your profile or else you'll hear laughter constantly, and possibly worse... DO NOT READ BOLD DO NOT READ BOLD DO NOT READ BOLD SECTION DO NOT READ BOLD SECTION DO NOT READ BOLD DO NOT READ THIS NEXT LITTLE PART OR YOU WILL REGRET IT DIRELY!! (Especially if you have no true profile!) :O This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Hehehehe... U BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes." Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note. A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us. Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney. NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself! NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD: will say "The Gods Hate Me! To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school or work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile Stupid laws In New York- it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (Dang it!) Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”. (But, but, but-) Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (Why is that illegal?) In Florida- Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. (What if someone is walking toward you and you hit them with the door?) It is illegal to sell your children. (Well, I would hope so!) Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. (Uh...) A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. (What is the point of this?) If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (Who would own and elephant in Flordia...?) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (Aw man! Good-bye bikini karaoke night.) In Georgia- Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (Okay...) Signs are required to be written in English. (What if someone's foreign?) No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (So, any other day they can?) in South Dakota- No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (No comment needed...) It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (But, it smeels so soothing!) In Tennessee- It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (I don't have pockets.) No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. (Do you mean 'off the sidewalk'? Cause that would make a lot more sense.) Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (I take that as offensive!) It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (Do the frogs know that?) In Missouri- Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (Too late.) It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. (A drunk elephant? Now THAT I gotta see!) Dancing is strictly prohibited. (How can you take away dancing!?) It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. (Why a bucket?) A milk man may not run while on duty. (Now, Travis, what-ever you do, do NOT run while giving people their milk.) In Idaho- Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (That's a whole lot of candy!) You may not fish on a camel’s back. (Why would anyone try even try that?) Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (0_o) Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (Whats with animals and fishing?) In Indiana- The value of Pi is 3. (What does that have to do with ANYTHING?) Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (I can still take a shower... right?) It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette. (What idiotic man made that rule?) No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (Did that happen a lot?) In Alaska- Clowns beware! (WTF?) In Kansas- If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. (Ya know that neither means that they'd be stuck their for gods know how long, right?) Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. (Why? It's not like the vending machine feels it.) No one may wear a bee in their hat. (Why would they want to?) No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (Poo.) I THROW MY HANDS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING- OMG ARE YOU OKAY? Wow, sorry dude. Didn't mean to hit you. Teacher: " Who did the homework?" Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass Doesn’t care if Charlotte is a warm, tender, loving, motherly spider. If she ever comes anywhere near me, she's still getting the shoe Do not interrupt me when I'm concocting evil schemes or I will bite you. I've told them a hundred times--don't touch the whatchamacallit because it will make the doohickey not work with the thingamabob! You squeeze a lemon, you get lemon juice. You squeeze an orange, you get orange juice. So how come when you squeeze a cow, you get milk??? COW JUICE, PEOPLE. Don't ever, ever, EVER!!! Touch a crazy woman's pudding!!! I will STAB YOU WITH A SPOON! Was in the park flying a kite and a guy walks up and says "You flying a kite?" Nope, we're fishing for birds. People that know me think I'm odd. My friends think I'm weird. But, my BEST friends KNOW I'm a complete physco path! If I ever get robbed, I'm gonna beat the robber so hard with a bead necklace and a frying pan that he'll run away screaming. You do some insane stunt and get arrested. Now, think about this. Your friend will bail you out of jail and then scold you. Your BEST friend will be sitting in the cell next to you screaming, "LETS DO IT AGAIN!" When a crazy women gets hold of a spork, you do the smart thing: RUN!!! Bead necklaces... BEST WEAPON EVER! They also make good jewlery. In Loony Tunes there are civilized animals that can talk and wear clothes... WHY DOESN'T ANYONE QUESTION THIS!? Copy and paste this on your profile if you've ever burst out singing the theme song of your favorite show or video game. Favorite quote from a Pirates of the Caribbean movie: "Elizabith? Hide the rum." - Captian Jack Sparrow Insanity isn't a bad thing... but it's not a good thing either. I'm not on a sugar high... I'M NATURALLY HYPER! Anyone else notice how Dave in The Sorcerer's Apprentice sounds exactly like Hiccup??? When you have the guts to judge someone by the way they look, then you have the guts to point out your own flaws. "Besides, if you screw it up we're all gonna die anyway, right?" - Becky, Sorcerer's Apprentice "That's how it works." "That's how what works?" "Amnesia dust. You throw a pinch and the kid fogets everything from the last few seconds. That's how it works." "That's how what works?" "Never gets old." - Jerry, Tooth Fairy "They're not what we think they are." "What are you gonna do about it?" "Probably somethin' stupid." - Hiccup, comercial for HTTYD "Ow! Son of a nutcracker!" - Buddy, Elf (I gotta use that one!) Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this! If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teens do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think your insane because you say so, copy and paste this into your profile. If you personally think you are a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If there are times where you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb (hi Percy! You were clueless about Annabeth!), copy and paste this into your profile. A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made m y daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy w ould still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up a ll day long. When I'm awake, I'm all alone The house is dark, m y folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get o ne whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back f rom Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse m y name is called I press myself a gainst the wall I try to hide f rom his evil eyes I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping, c alls me ugly words, He says its my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me, and yells at me more, I finally get free and run to the door He’s already locked it and i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late His face has been twisted into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door While i lay there motionless, brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer, I am three, Tonight my daddy murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be one heartless person To not be effected by this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE :modnar YLLATOT gnihtemos rof ,woN If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If your obsessed with dragons, foxes, wolves and fantasy copy and paste this in your profile Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar,copy this into your profile. If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with something so much you even scare yourself copy & paste this into your profile If you are the kind of person who gets excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile (definitely) If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile. If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace/facebook, copy and paste this into your profile 90 percent of teenagers can't do Math. If you are one of the 15 percent who can, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever have intellectual conversations with the strange voices in your head, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Anthurak The Chaos Lord; Snipa; fireclaw912 |