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Come One, Come All if you love a lot of things you'll love my stories. All I ask is that you review, though I am not much of a speller or grammar girl. I love to write and hope to get better. So Come One, Come All like a lot of things! So do I!
Note- If you hate what I support or don't like what I write. Don't be mean!!! I post up a lot of stories for like a few moments then delete them. Why because they are not what I want them to be. So don't be surprised if it's gone right after you read it. SORRY! :(
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I dislike Yaoi and Yuri, But not hate it. I just prefer not to write about it. Reason I'm not good at it, I've tried and failed to many times. And I just can't seem to find a way to pair up a Girl and Girl or Guy and Guy. I'm really sorry folks. But I don't mind reading it, and I have friends who are gay. I don't really care. I just can't seem to write a story about it. Believe me I have tried to many to count.
Hey guys, I want you to know that some of my stories are about my character. And others are about things I like, such as Kenich, Star-Wars, Wolf's Rain, ect... So I hope you enjoy some of them.
Sometimes I fell as thought I am lucky enough to actually get past the first two chapters in a story. If I do it is a 50% chance that I will finish it. If I don't i end up deleting it, so don't be surprised I may try and start it back up if I get some new ideas. But, other then that I can't promise anything. My brain just tends to do that at time LOL. I am just waiting for reviews.
Mainly right now I am stuck of Kirby, but I am thinking about doing a Amazing Spiez or Hetalia. That's just the way my brain works. I change topic or stay on them for a while.
Topic Of the Year GRAVITY FALLS!!!!
ALSO THESE ARE MY MAIN PROJECTS
Blue Fleet (Kirby)
Ren & Road Nightmare (Kirby)
Dreamscapers (Gravity Falls)
The Forgotten Brother (Co-Write with Fangirl Happiness (On her profile) Gravity Falls)
Pairings I support
FumuXMeta Knight (Kirby)
TamiXLee (Amazing spieZ)
Sword KnightXBlade Knight (Jap Kirby)
ChezaXKiba (Wolfs Rain)
KenichiXMiu (Kenichi TMD)
LeiaXHan (Star Wars)
HarryXGinny (Harry Potter)
RonXHermione (Harry Potter)
Guys I Like
2P England (Oliver Kirkland) (Hetalia) LOL SOOOOO CUTE
England (Arthur Kirkland) (Hetalia) Dreamy ;D
Sword Knight (Kirby) Awesome
Marc (Amazing Spiez) Great
Roxas (Kingdom Hearts) handsome
Silver (Sonic) Cute
Toboe (Wolfs Rain) Sweet
Luke (Star Wars) Good
Cedric (Harry Potter) alright
Meta Knight (Kirby) he's okay I MEAN ON BAD THINGS
Favorite Kirby characters (In Order)
1. Sword Knight
3. Blade Knight
4. Meta Knight
6. Sir Arthur
What if 1 and 2 went to a party?
Nightmare and Sword, *goes 3P* The world has gone made *turns back*
3 and 1 got married!?
Sword and Blade, I expected that.
What if 9 asked you out?
Nightmare, I'd kill myself first.
8 was about to be pranked by 4 and 7 and they wanted you to help out?
Meta Knight and Wolfswrath? doesn't matter Heck Yeah I'd help out!
10 and 6 solved their differences and became friends.
Escargoon and ARHUR, LOL your kidding!
5 told the truth of how he feels about 3?
Sir Arthur what have you been on lately!?!
Jade Speedster AKA Forest
She wears a jade green jacket, tan tank top, blue jeans, and white/black running shoes. One Black one White fingerless gloves
Short, boyish green hair with mid night blue streak.
Saying: Destiny and Death are one and the same, but which is to be feared to most?
Song: Never Ending Story Within Temptation
She is normally calm and prefers to keep her anger in check. She prefers not to kill only when necessary. She has one evil form. She has two twin brothers (who are evil) and a suckish life. After her mom died when she was 7 and her brothers missing when she was 8, she grew up not remembering her life before the age of 9. Her entire family is dead, save for her real father. And si in charge of keep the 'World Reset Code' safe until she dies and passes it onto her successor.
Jade never talks about herself, unless asked. Many think she only cares about herself. But, she think of herself last before everyone else. And has been around for a long time, being a Neko' she has 9 lives like a cat would
Is a martial art's learner and Staff wielder,
Other names: Forestspirit, Forest, Jadester.
Keyblade- Oathkeeper and Oblivion
Love interest ???
Rose 'Bright' Destiny
She wears a white suite and white gloves and running shoes.
Long blonde hair
Light hazel nut eyes
Saying: Your destiny hides within yourself, as well as light hides in the dark.
Song: Simple and Clean Kingdom Hearts
She is a Goodie-Goodie, and is a warm a the sun. her species is a wolf. Bright is peppy and funny to be around. But, comes off a little annoying. She is a decent fighter and is a friend to who she accepts. She is normally all smiles, but can wipe butt when she needs to. She is very wise at times, and acts happy for many reasons. To her life is the lived.
Light Wielder Two Angel Wings
Destiny Angel, Goodie - Goodie, Bubbly, or Who Brings Happiness.
Love interest ???
Julie 'Black' Death AKA Zieva 'Z'
Saying: Death is nothing to be feared, but to be welcomed with open arms.
Song: Stand My Ground Within Temptation. OR Haunted by Taylor Swift
Black or Grim Reaper, Zieva 'Z'
ShortBlack with purple streaks
United Kingdom AKA England
Pale, kind of thin but not slender, meaning she has muscle and some fat. But, not a lot, sort of average size. Fairly good at sports, but more so likes to fight with a scythe. SO most of her muscles in in her arms. Flat chested, kind of looks like a guy at times, until you look at her face. She doesn't run fast, but, with boots on, can kick pretty hard.
Kind of mean, harsh to though around her. Tomboyish and very Sarcastic. That is until you give her meds, she calm's down after that. Gets less mean and Sarcastic. All in all, once you get to know her, she's an okay person. But, has a temper to work on, badly. She also hates knights.
Dark Angel. She died after her boyfriend killed her for a stupid reason. And was turned into a Dark Angel. Her mother died giving birth to her, and her father in war. Grew up with close friends who wanted a daughter. Got involved with the wrong guy, who was a knight, and he sort of killed her.
Father (Unknown) Mother (Amelia Casey) No sister or brother, she was an only child
She hates knights, because her boyfriend in King Arthur's time was a knight. One of the best. He broke her heart and was the one who made her have a very bad temper. He left her with nothing but he sadness and anger. Which is what made her the Death Angel.
She is more so the Sensible and Evil type. Never really works for either or side. I your good with her then she will fight with you.
Darkness user Two Black Angel Wings
Immortal Angel AKA Vampire Angel
Death Angel, Dark One, or Who Brings Destruction.
Love interest: Sword Knight
Zara 'Gray' ???
Same as the other two only gray color
Even sliver gray hair
Saying: Feelings can lead you in many different paths; but it's up to you which path you take., and which feeling you chose the most.
Song: Walk Alone Green Day
NO FEELING! Gray tends to not say much to anyone. Show's hardly any feeling except boredom and T_T
Uses twilight powers and Two Gray Angel Wings
Choosing Angel, Twilight Giver, No Feeler, or Who Brings Choices.
Keyblade- Way to Twilight ???
Love interest ???
Alpha 'Danny' Speedster
Tron black and green suite with black shoes
Spiked up dark purple hair
Alpha is an evil counter part of Jade's brother Danny. After he took over Danny is said to sleep in the dark part of his heart. Alpha is a jock type and is sometime naïve to something's in life. He and his twin brother care much for Jade, despite being evil, they tend to not tell her. He is mostly the leader and his twin follows, but both are very powerful.
Is a karate master and uses darkness moves
Vamp Brother, Idiot Brother 1 (Jade), or Athlete Boy
Love interest ???
Omega 'Peter' Speedster
Same as Alpha
(Sora) hair Dark Purple
Dark Sea Green Eyes
Is the brains, some even call him Wikiy. Is calm and more of a thinker then a fighter. Owns a lab and love's doing "Test's". He prefers to not say much, and not much is known about him. Peter is said to sleep inside his heart after he took over his body.
Can make illusions and uses darkness
Vamp Bro's, Idiot Brother 2 (Jade), Wikipedia (Wikiy)
Love interest ???
Basic OC's COMPLETED
Name: Jewel 'Bloody' Death AKA (When she was alive) Tiz 'Third' ???
Birth Day: Friday the 13th (Mirror World)
Appearance: Black hair with red streaks, not red dye LOL. Blood red eyes, and pale skin. Deep red shirt, with a black jean jacket on. Blood stained dark blue jeans. and black boots with blood stains. At times she wears one black glove and red *lipstick*.
Personality: She is kind of Black darker side. Seems nice and caring, but she is very Insane. And doesn't seem to mind being called evil. She seems calm, and sweet at first. But in truth, she can kill you slowly and painfully. But, if your her friend, then your are possible the safest place you can be. Stay on her good side, you have been warned.
Weapons: Knives, Katana, Double Bladed Scythe, claws, fangs, kicking, sword. Anything sharp and deadly really. And knows how to read minds and emotions. Knows a little Death Family Magic.
Species: Vampire/Angel AKA Death Angel
Likes: Insane men. Twilight, and also people who stay on her good side. Dislikes: Liars, Goodie Goodies, and people who think they can *Tame* her.
Weaknesses: Pure Light and Pure Silver and Not being able to control all of her Anger.
Name: Jeffery 'Night' Death AKA Neku 'Panther' Knight
Birth Day: October 31 (During the start of the War with Nightmare)
Appearance: Much like Black only more handsome. He is pretty thinly strong. Mostly muscles. Used to have Ginger hair until he dyed it Dark Purple. Has Amber eyes. A black and red shirt and black pants with midnight blue shoes.
Personality: He can getting a little Insane when eh doesn't have his pills. And can be Negative at times, due to mentions of the war. But is all around caring and nice. He doesn't hesitate to kill, and is not afraid to get bloody up. Wise and all around easy to get along with.
Weapons: Double Bladed Scythe, A Midnight black and blue sword. And can wear his old armor still. Has power to move objects with his mind and levitate others in mid air. And Death Family Magic.
Species; Vampires/Angel (AKA Death Angel)
Likes: Bloody ad Violent Horror Films. And Phantom of the Opera. Dislikes: Twilight and Idiots who think they know everything.
Weaknesses: Others in emotional pain and Not knowing what to do to help.
Name: Joshua 'Dark' Death AKA Nathan 'Tiger' Knight (Mirror World)
Birth date: (Same as Night's)
Appearance: one dark blue eye, and one with an eye patch. Dark blue hair was one red tuff of hair. sea blue shirt with a red rim, and black jeans. A leather jacket with some claw marks. Black and red shoes. Pale skin and pointed ears (Almost every Death Family Members as Fangs and Pointed ears)
Personality: Odd, he seems like the kind of quiet. But in truth he just doesn't have much to say. But he is deadly and evil at times. Looks like a innocent boy, but get too close and your are dead. Best to stay on his good side. Once you get to know him, he is pretty awesome as a friend. Also don't make him think you like him, he's a player at times. But, he can have a long term, just don't two time on him.
Weapons: Guns and anything sharp, (Even killed a guy with a spoon. A little Death Family Magic. Can hard wire his mind into a computer. Can read a person strength and weaknesses just by looking at them, but not all of the inner, only the outer.
Species: Vampire/Angel AKA Death Angel.
Likes: Books, Blood, and Violence. Dislikes: Some Smart Alec People and Cheaters. He likes to play by the book.
Weaknesses: Is kind of gullible, but don' try and pull a prank on him. Also is frighten of his mind power.
Name: Road-Kill AKA Road Age:16
Brithday: November 8
Apparence: Black shirt with a dark purple cloak. Amber Yellow Eyes. Dark blue and purple hair. Dark blue jeans. Black running shoes.
Personality: Mischievous and very funny. She loves to mess with your mind and Fight.
Likes: Blood and Hot Men. And Messing with Meta Knightmare.
Dislikes: Humans and Nothing to do. Powers: Persuasion and Teleportation. Also can command lower level Monsters.
Weaknesses: Pure Gold and Silver Weapons
Name: Martin 'Devil Twin 1' Death
Name: Marvin 'Devil Twin 2' Death
Age: 16 (Both)
Birth Day: July 24 (Both)
Appearance: Blondish red hair with orange eyes. He normally wears a black shirt with a silver and dark gray Yin Yang on it. and dark blue jeans with purple shoes. Sometimes a white shite. and sometimes a leather jacket during cold season. (Same wear for both)
Personality: He's not called a Devil Twin for nothing. He is the more dominate out of the two, although him and Marvin make the best twins. They are both childish and funny, and at times mean. They are not frighten to say what they mean and mean what they say. however, Marvin is more calm and not very harsh in his words unless you are an enemy.
Weapons: Knives and katana (Martin)
Weapons: Knives and Staff (Marvin)
Powers: Skinjacking and Telekinesis and Death Family Magic (Martin)
Powers; Skinjacking and Convince and Death Family Magic (Marvin)
Species: Death Angel AKA Vampire/Angel (Both)
Likes: Manipulating people and pranking.
Dislikes: Being nice and others telling them how to live their life.
Weaknesses: Mentally strong people and Mind Readers.
Copy and Pastes
The 6 truths of life...
1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD
If you think or know that Sword and Blade are perfect for each other, copy and paste this into your profile OyashiroMetaKnight
If you think that a pairing like Escargon x Bun would be really weird and creepy, copy and paste this.OyashiroMetaKnight
If you like vocaloids copy and paste this. OyashiroMetaKnight
If you are a PEEEEEWDIEPIE bro, copy and paste this. *brofist* OyashiroMetaKnight
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell, "DO A FLIP!" from Pikman.fa
If you don't like Meta X Sirica cuz they have more of a father/daughter relationship (or for any other reason) copy and paste this Meta Write's Profile
If you don't like Galacta X Meta cuz they're arch enemies and totally hate each other copy and paste this Meta Write's Profile
If you think King Dedede needs to lose some weight, copy and paste this Meta Write's Profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile from Shadow of the Blade's profile
If Meta Knight is awesome and the best character in the world, copy and paste this into ur profile Meta Write's Profile
If you think Meta Knight fangirls have been getting really crazy over him lately, copy and paste this into ur profile Meta Write's Profile
If you think that Justin Bieber is lame, copy and paste this into ur profile Meta Write's Profile
If you like Dares Only by Meta Night Star, copy and paste this into ur profile Meta Write's Profile
If you think rock should be able to beat paper, copy and paste this into ur profile Meta Write's Profile
If you think neon purple is an actual thing, you know wat to do Meta Write's Profile
If you've ever obsessed over Meta Knight and/or Dark Meta Knight and/or both, copy and paste this Meta Write's Profile
If you've ever obsessed over Ninjago but then got over it cuz u found something better, copy and paste this Meta Write's Profile
Copy and paste if you have a DA account too Athena Nightmare's Profile
I asked Jesus, " how much do you love me ? "Jesus replied, " this much " and stretched his arms on the cross and died for me . if you love Jesus , put this on your profile. 97% WON'T do it. only 3% will stand up for him. I hope you are part of the 3%.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore Him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you’re about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if you’re in God's Army :)
Copy and Paste this onto you profile if you think Canada is sorry for sending us Justin Bieber, which is why in Hetalia he has a soft voice. Also why in real life they are a little nice to America.
Copy and Paste this onto you profile if you thought Barney's singing was horrible, until you heard of Justin Bieber's.
(X) You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
(X) You have ran into a glass/screen door.
( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
(X) You have run into a tree/bush.
(X) You have been called a blond. (I have dark blond hair.)
(X) You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
(X) You just tried to lick your elbow.
(X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
(X) You just sang them to make sure. (Sang in my head and almost out loud)
(X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
(X) You have choked on your own spit.
( ) You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
(X) You type with three fingers or less.
(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire.
(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
(X) You have caught yourself drooling
(X) You have fallen asleep in class. (I blacked out, I dont' really remember much but someone sayign something to me)
(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I think I have, or wait have I?)
(X) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
(X) People often shake their heads and walk away from you
(X) You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.
(X) You have eaten a bug accidentally...
(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (I don't know...)
(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
(X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
(X) You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
(X) You break a lot of things.
(X) You tilt your head when you're confused.
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.
(X) When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
(X) The word "um" is used frequently.
(X) You don't know what "um" means.
(X) You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
( ) You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I have know Idea what that means)
33 out of 36...Wow. I m random!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
People call me weird, then I turn to them and say, "People who are weird are unique. Unique people are strange. Strange is better that cool. Cool is acting. Acting is fun, but if you go to far, you're world falls apart. You lose all your so-called friends once you mess up one time, but if you do something cool again, they come back to you. Your 'friends' never help you up when you're down; they always forget your name. Being weird is a gift. You have real, weird friends, that would never leave your side, even if you messed up 16 times. They help you up when you're down; they never forget your name." I stay silent for a minute, then say two words. "Thank you." And walk away. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you got what this was saying. Bloody7851's Profile
WEIRD THINGS TO DO IN WALL MART:D
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things Bloody7851's profile
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Bloody7851's profile
Mature Eyes Only
This may make you stop and think... very true
Why do we sleep in church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Just remember God is always watching you.
The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father".
Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only."
90% of you won't repost this God loves you Bloody7851's Profile
I believe in the big bang; God said, "Bang!" and there it was! LOL. Copy/Paste this into your profile if you think evolution is pure nonsense.
Copy/Paste if you believe in the creation story that was told in Genesis chapter 1:)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs then screams "run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after you in the first place.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Will help me find your way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap