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Missing Melody by The Wayward Orphans reviews
Mythicals don't exists. That's what Arthur keeps telling himself, and what his meds are for. So when he's thrown into the very world he's been forced to believe is a lie, can he accept the truth? Especially when danger looms over his original home, and not to mention his relationship with his step-brother on the verge of tearing apart. Omegaverse later on, UsUk, Prucan, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,538 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/30/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia
Sacrificial Love by Apalla reviews
AU. It is that time of year again in the ancient city of Hetalia. The time of year when the city must offer up some of its people to the gods. Alfred F. Jones is one of these people, but that doesn't mean he wants to be. He is to be sacrificed to Arthur, the ruthless God of the Sea. For what purpose, though, he doesn't know. USUK/UKUS, GerIta, Spamano, PruHun, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,171 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 2/18/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Like It or Not by Celestial Clusters reviews
AU. Eventual UKxUS. Unpopular, overweight, nerdy, and bullied, high school junior Alfred F. Jones is slowly reaching the end of his rope. Arthur Kirkland, a senior, has nearly everything his heart desires...except a love life. When the spark is lit, Arthur is determined to make Alfred his. After all, he always gets what he wants. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,006 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Captured by rexlover180 reviews
Alfred F. Jones, a captain in the US Navy, has just captured the most feared pirate in the 7 seas, Arthur Kirkland. But the pirate seems to think that it's the other way around. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Mister Greeter by OrangePlum reviews
"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,696 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
To Breed A Naga by CartoonCouples101 reviews
When Kiku Honda is employed by the International Zoo, he was given a single objective: Keep the naga population from extinction. Accepting the challange, Kiku and his team begin to selectively breed nagas. Their job starts with two nagas called Arthur Kirkland and Alfred F. Jones. Join the team as they go through a case that has never been heard of before. UkUs. Omegaverse/Zoo AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - America, England/Britain
Above the Line by Galythia reviews
Alfred Jones is an up-and-coming actor who has hearts swooning at every turn. Arthur Kirkland, a prodigy in his field, is assigned to be Alfred's new makeup artist. Many have faltered in his position before, but the Brit is determined to succeed where others have failed. But not all is as it appears, and falling in love was not written in Arthur's contract. (Very strong seme US)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,298 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - England/Britain, America
The Corpse Groom by Mars and Kitkat reviews
Based on The Corpse Bride. Alfred is forced into an arranged marriage with a stranger named Lili. Though hesitant at first, his opinions change when he meets her. Despite falling in love with the girl of his dreams, Alfred still ends up in a tragedy, in which he learns practicing your vows in the woods may end up in your marriage to a dead groom named Arthur. Main is UsUk; AmeLiech
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,148 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [England/Britain, America] Liechtenstein - Complete
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Jones by Sxvgwii reviews
After a night of drinking his problems away, Arthur Kirkland awakes to find himself in someone else's bed. It's the last person he expects - his overlooked assistant who suddenly seems to be much more. Rated M for Arthur's mouth and suggestive dialogue later on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,830 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - England/Britain, America
Hunted For Love by xoBlackIcex reviews
Alfred arrives in England for college and finds that life there is already going to be great. But shortly after he arrived, he gets the feeling he is being watched. But things only get stranger for Alfred after he meets a mysterious English student and a attractive man from France who claims must always protect him. But protect him from what? FrUS. Hunter!Francis and Sweet!Devils
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,869 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - America, France, England/Britain
A Different Kind of Saloon 'Girl' by InvaderPey reviews
USUK. Gold Rush! AU. Gold rusher, Alfred F. Jones stops in Colorado on his way to California in the mid 1800s. He stops in a saloon and meets a very... different type of saloon 'girl'. Two-Shot. M for smut in part two (so don't read part two if you don't like smut).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Devour by sachi-sama reviews
Monsters lurk around every corner in the seedy night streets of London. But the worst monsters are always the ones inside the mind, because they're the most impossible to escape from. UkUs dark!fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,975 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Punks, Goths, and Jocks by FMAvatard reviews
Arthur Kirkland is sick of all the nonsense around him, especially from that tool of a quarterback. Punk/High School AU. Language, suggestive themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,765 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
Waning Gibbous Moon by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK! America becomes obsessed with Twilight and it distracts him from sexy times with England. So England gets even by hypnotizing America into believing he really is a vampire ... who drinks semen instead of blood. But England's plan backfires when America craves drama just as much! UKUS with sorta CanUS too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tease by xxWriteTotheEndxx reviews
England is such a tease. USUK, Highschool AU. Human name spoilers
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - America, England/Britain
Walking the Edge of a Blade by Ahr0 reviews
Male Omegas and female Alphas have been seen as dregs on society, and one powerful force called, The Company, has seen to eradicating this gene pool from the population. Yet, one young researcher named Alfred F. Jones is out to stop this, but his progress may be hindered by his new research partner, Arthur Kirkland. Will Alfred be able to put an end to The Company? UKUS;Omegaverse
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,762 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - England/Britain, America
What Lurks Beyond by Zo One reviews
Sometimes there is more to a beast than meets the eye. Alfred is torn between doing what's right by the world and what's right for himself. AU; Snake!Arthur x Human!Alfred UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,899 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Rough Love by Aurora Hargreaves reviews
What happens when Alfred goes to see Arthur and play 20 Questions? Was it a good idea? Maybe, maybe not...since Arthur shows Alfred how pirates play fair. Please R&R EnglandxAmerica. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Meeting Disaster by Shadowdemon321 reviews
Alfred's issues when he goes to world meetings. Based off of a headcanon I found on Tumblr. Rated M for sexual themes and swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2012 - America - Complete
The Trouble With Americans by blockedthewriter reviews
Highschool AU. The exploration of the strange friendship between a studious Japanese boy and a rowdy, blond American. Pre-slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,920 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Japan
The Brit Next Door by Mars and Kitkat reviews
Alfred is a senior, graduating in 2 months like everyone else. Like them, he wants to be big. One problem? He's at the bottom of the social pyramid. However, when Alfred catches sight of his neighbor-an ex-porn star named Arthur- undressing, new interests and problems arise. But one thing's for sure; Alfred wants to capture the man's body for his own. USUK Based off Girl Next Door
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,974 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Rain by EspeonSilverfire2 reviews
It's pouring it down outside as England and America get rather... intimate. UKUS oneshot. Pretty much pure lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bomber by OurGloryDays reviews
Alfred tries to impress Arthur with illegal activities that show there may be feelings on both sides of the pond... Real names used, nondescript mentions of illicit drug use. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Special Delivery by SonataAllegro reviews
Of all the cliches in the world, Arthur is attracted to the mailman. It's hot outside, let's invite him in for a cool drink of water and go from there. USUK PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Missing Puzzle Piece by Mars and Kitkat reviews
'On the other hand, the thoughts weren't quite passing Arthur's mind, as he hit a particular spot in his body that sent tremors passing through his limbs. "O-Oh god, yes...!"' Alfred had been gone far too long... and he really does miss his amazing British lover. Telephone sex, UsUk, Masturbation, Lemons, Side-story to my fanfiction, "The Brit Next Door." Reposted
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/19/2012 - England/Britain, America
I'll Be Here by Kaleidelic reviews
It's that time of year again, the time where America hosts a party for his self-proclaimed birth date. And, naturally, England rejects the invitation, like every other year, only this time he has a little too much alcohol for his own good . . . and America's. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Counting Bodies Like Sheep by sachi-sama reviews
Death is British, life is American, and somehow, love is both. UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,160 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Killing Is A Man's Best Friend by Chibi Cho no Gaara reviews
2P!Hetalia again. this is a 2P!Alfred and 2P!Arthur AKA 2P!USUK here babies! :D Don't know wht 2P is? Message me. Summary: Alfred kills a man and brushes it off like it's nothing. But what is someone witnesses his horrid act?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - America, England/Britain
Changed by lumaluma reviews
A dreary summer day in 1975, right after the end of the Vietnam war, America pays an unexpected visit to England's house. A few unexpected things are revealed during this visit, and things will be forever changed afterwards. UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Gakuen Hetalia by DarkmoonSigel reviews
My popular High school AU from DA Almostly told from Alfred's POV with three chapter exceptions. Human names used. Super genius is love struck the class president of the World Academy. What will he do to get the guy? Suck summary is suck. Read it. It's funny. Rated for language and a snarky Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,952 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Ugly Little Omega by Demand Truth reviews
A fateful encounter on the playground makes an impression that will linger for years. When Alfred and Arthur meet again, years later, will the chemistry still be there even though Arthur has suffered for so long? Possible Mpreg, Dom/sub relationship, mature content!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,113 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - America, England/Britain
Milkshakes, Spit-Takes, and Dropped Soap by ProfessorDumbleBrows reviews
Alfred invited Arthur to stay after their world meeting. While at home, Alfred makes them both milkshakes and decide to start a little contest that ends up in a sticky mess that both of them would need to wash off. USUK, human names used, and rated M for obvious yaoi reasons. Spoiler: Shower smex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Exactly Right by animeloveramy reviews
Thinking he has lost any way of winning England due to France, America decides its best to let the elder nation go. But the English man isn't giving America up with out a fight. "One day lad, you will be great." UKUS. Entry for the final of Fanime-Sensei's Hetalia Romance Story Writing Contest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cravings by Zeplerfer reviews
Despite his best efforts, romance novelist Arthur Kirkland has repeatedly failed to break his cigarette habit. When he finally gives hypnotherapy a try, he develops a new craving for his handsome blond therapist instead. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/28/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Mercutio and Juliet by Trumpet-Geek reviews
USUK two-shot. It's bad enough that they chose Romeo and Juliet for their senior showcase, but it's even worse that Erzsebet insisted on an all-male cast. Now Arthur has to pine from a distance as he watches Alfred, school golden boy and the object of his affections, fraternize with the 'enemy'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alice's Dad Has Got it Going On by woodbyne reviews
Alfred Jones has been crushing on his friend Alice's dad /forever/. Who knew prom was all it took? This is not a song fic; I just couldn't think of a better title than that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/11/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Village by Teenage Mouse reviews
Arthur Kirkland is in London to defend his title as Olympic diving champion. He's appalled at the debauchery going on around him in the Olympic Village, but decides to just ignore it; he knows his goal, and he will not lose sight of it. No matter how much that stupid, sexy Alfred F. Jones tries to distract him!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/5/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
This is NOT my slideshow! by AccountPermanentlyInactive reviews
Based off a prompt in the USUK kink meme. America has a slideshow prepared to explain one of his brilliant ideas at the next world conference, but it somehow gets switched with a video of a much different nature. USUK, obviously, with small hints of GerIta because I just couldn't resist. Yaoi, so don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I'm Totally Gay For America! by Volcarona reviews
Arthur is drunk. And what do people do when they're drunk? Why, they sing karaoke, of course! Arthur doesn't expect to be caught on camera doing so, however...and he certainly doesn't like the idea of Alfred knowing about it! One-Shot. "Totally Gay for America" is an awesome song. USUK is an awesome pairing. YES.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Willing to Serve by FMAvatard reviews
Arthur Kirkland works as a butler to a high-profile entrepreneur. However, his orders are more than a little unorthodox. 'M' for suggestive content/language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - America, England/Britain
How Not to Seduce an Englishman by Busby's Teapot reviews
Alfred really should have known better than to ask for France's advice. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Arthur Kirkland's Diary by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
'After much deliberation I have decided to write a journal- not a bloody diary!- in order to retain some sanity in my life. Sanity such as ignoring my perverted frog of a boss' advances, and not daydreaming about that young American chap my brothers seem intent on setting me up with.' Birthday fic for LucyMoon1992
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/22/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Meeting in Miami by zeke899 reviews
Germany decides there will be a meeting in Miami and everyone knows what that means ! This is similar to another fic I read about England's eyebrows, but I can't remember the title. If you know it, please tell me! America is hving a problem during this meeting, but what could possibly go wrong? AmericaxEveryone kinda . Rated M for a reason. Hints of USUK. In memory of 9/11.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When Arthur Becomes Desperate by Empress Vegah reviews
Arthur Kirkland doesn't like Alfred F. Jones. He is a git who teases him too much. But when Alfred decides to spend his time with another boy, Arthur suddenly becomes desperate.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Food Chain by hectatechik reviews
Wolf!England, the leader of his pack, thinks that being caught in a metal trap means the end of his life. What he doesn't count on, though, is a sweet rabbit to free and care for him... or the desires and emotions that work their way inside him because of him. And poor Rabbit!America, a sensitive to other creatures, has to- and wants to?- take his ways quietly. ...Kinda OC, sry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,543 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Something Special by BunnyOfMint reviews
America is left home with a drunk England, and England wants to show him something special. Yaoi, lemons, EnglandxColony!America, shota.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/24/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Anybody Seen the Sky? by vennumberten reviews
America never thought that waking up next to England for the first time would be quite so nerve-wracking. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Professional Way by DJLemmiex reviews
Request fic from Daisy. Durr, we got some smut in this too. So enjoy it you smutty readers with your bad taste. Hehehe. Something about an Office.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Someday My Prince Will Come by Bukkunkun reviews
Arthur has come to realise his dream: he was going to wait for his very own Alpha, who would sweep him off his feet and carry him off into the sunset. Guess who bursts in through the door. Written for Day 11 of the USUK Summer Camp 2012. USUK, GerIta, Cherik. Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics!AU, crossover with XMFC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tide of Betrayal by Luxio Nyx reviews
After he and his brother are captured by a ruthless pirate captain, Alfred Jones is forced to go undercover on a rival pirate ship to save his brother. His mission: to kill Captain Arthur Kirkland. Pirate!USUK, summary is fail
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,932 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Misfit by Zo One reviews
Arthur Kirkland, lead singer of a popular European Alternative band, came to America to charm the nation into his bed. But instead he found himself caught in the web of a disgruntled McDonalds employee. USUKUS; 3shot; AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,811 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Feeling Quality by Ahr0 reviews
Alfred is a new amateur model on the scene, and when his portfolio is selected amongst much higher qualified models for a special photo shoot, Alfred at first is ecstatic. Then he meets the man who he must partner up with during said photo shoot. Can Alfred prove to this more experienced model that he has what it takes? Yaoi, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sinners by pinksnowboots reviews
Lovino and Antonio are the leaders of rival gangs in one of Europe's maximum security prison. When the sadistic warden throws them into solitary confinement together, they are forced to either love thy enemy or kill him. Eventual Spamano, AU, human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Kiss With A Fist by xscreenwriterx reviews
My friend pointed out one of my favorite songs sounded like it would fit 2p!Usuk. AND THUS THIS WAS BORN. 2p!Hetalia fanfic not regular Hetalia.Please review.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Golden Arches by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America buys a bed shaped like a giant hamburger. And asks England to bang him on it. Oh, and to pick up some McDonald's on the way too. Cracky UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Stripperific by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Once a week, all the countries must gather at a strip club and watch the loser of a bet perform. America really doesn't want to do deal with that though. He'd rather just eat pizza. The other countries are determined to fix this ... especially England and Canada. Total crack and lulz, UKUS and CanUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - America - Complete
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Special Delivery by ikuto-sama reviews
Arthur finds out that innocent Boy Scout Alfred isn't so innocent... AU. UKUS with a bit of USUK. One-shot. This is my first fanfiction for Hetalia. Please read and review, and enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Double Masked, Double Idiots by Mars and Kitkat reviews
Arthur has agreed to yet another one of Alfred's trips; A trip to a DC Universe convention. However,on their way back to their room, the elevator in the hotel gets stuck, and they're forced to spend the night together. Alone. Could things get any worse? UsUk Lemons Robin and Batman Smut two-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
30 Minutes or More by FMAvatard reviews
Arthur is a sexually repressed college student living in New York. One day, he orders a pizza... M for language, adult themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,818 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Flirting with Failure by Last Haven reviews
Alfred just wanted to get one date with Arthur Kirkland before the semester ended. To do that he had to speak with him. Thus, he was set up for failure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Catsitting by fakiagirl reviews
USUK. Alfred answers an ad in the paper and ends up housesitting for some crazy British man he's never met. As the days pass by, though, he starts to get more attached to the cats – and curious about their owner. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Novelty by Thisbey reviews
Alfred F. Jones is the most homophobic boy to ever step into Le Monde Academy. This all seems to change however once he befriends a certain Brit. USUK, rated M for Homophobic bullying, smut and langauge. AU USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,087 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - America, England/Britain
NekoRoma by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Antonio has been feeling lonely with his recent break up with his on/off boyfriend. The solution: a new kitten that his boss doesn't want. Just as he gets used to this cat, a new challenge is thrown at him. How do you teach a cat to be human?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,518 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
That's Not Very Becoming of a Gentleman by americalovesthecockpit reviews
It's been nine months since England and America last saw each other, and England is absolutely desperate for a good rough shag. But America is taking his sweet time. Sexual frustration ahoy! USUK, smut towards the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Where the Wild Things Are by DestinyShiva reviews
The forest was his home. It was where he belonged. So, why did he always feel like something was missing? UsUk. Mature content. Co-written with Tenkuno.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,621 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Real Gone by DestinyShiva reviews
He didn't want to be the favorite. He didn't want to be singled out. But he hated seeing those blue eyes turn to others, he wanted them only on him. 1950's Post-war USUK PWP, Co-Written with Tenkuno.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,982 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Whipped Cream by LxISxAxBABE reviews
Amelia goes to a club to forget everything... and is drawn up into a show with a beautiful singer who wants a show of her own... Yuri, fem!Amefem!Pru, 69, lemon. SMUT. NUFF SAID.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/26/2012 - America, Prussia - Complete
My Shake Weight Brings All the Boys to the Yard by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACKY UKUS! America uses a Shake Weight to train for the Olympics. And we all know what THAT looks like. England sure does, so America comes up with a stupid but sexy plan to cost England his medals after he learns a secret from other countries ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
They Hated Eachother by dapiratezero reviews
2P!Hetalia ahead! 2P!USUK Smut: Arthur Kirkland. He had done something that no other nation could even think of possibly doing. And he was damn proud of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
White Blank Page by swAhILi2011 reviews
Alfred is a janitor for a major corporation working 14 hour days just to get by, running errands for his boss for extra money. His life is bland, made up of work and sleep, until a mix-up sends him on the front step of the prostitute his boss is buying
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Wallflower Garden by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Arthur is an accountant in an office. Alfred is their IT guy. This is the story of how two coworkers with mutual crushes turn into lovers. M for sex and language. Written for sweethearts week.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Away Team Advantage by vennumberten reviews
In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
FAP FAP FAP by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America is forever alone on Valentine's Day, so he spends it masturbating while thinking of England. Well, that was his plan, at least. But annoying interruptions keep ruining his special alone time! America's silly POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2012 - America - Complete
I'm a Chickadee in Love with the Sky by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred's English skills diminish when his English teacher is near. Written for usxuk's Sweethearts Week: Day 6
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Fireman's Arms by woodbyne reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland is a reluctant rockstar with an exhibitionist stage persona. Alfred Jones is a fan who doesn't realise that he just met his idol. Under unlikely circumstances they become more than friends, but will Arthur's lies destroy it all?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,282 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
This Life is so Crazy by Sir-Pimpmaster-Arthur reviews
America finally gains up the courage to ask Molossia out on a date, filled with fluff and rated T for Molossia's mouth
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2012 - America, Molossia
Blunt Force Molossia by FH14 reviews
Shawn is in love with Alfred Jones, but Alfred doesn't seem to notice how his friend really feels. A visit to a local bar may change everything, but then again, Arthur might just get really drunk and make things worse. Molossia/America, Warnings Inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Molossia, America - Complete
I Just Wanted Attention by FMB reviews
Mom and Dad went and had a baby brother without my permission. That demon spawn is taking all the attention and all their love! But don't worry, this man is a wizard, and he'll get it back for me! UKUS RAPE&PEDOPHILIA. I'M SERIOUS HERE, DLDR!AmeCan at end
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,788 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fall for You by bluefay reviews
High school AU. Homophobic Alfred found himself attracted to Arthur without meaning to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,258 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wicked Depiction by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
Although he'd always hoped something so pornographic would happen, none of the other nations he'd conned into doing nude paintings for him had ever done THIS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2012 - America, France - Complete
Tender Loving Care by PinkYaoi135 reviews
Alice is sick Amy tries to be helpful. Fluffy Yuri USUK. really very crappy if you ask me but I swore I'd try my hand at Yuri!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Where The Most Beautiful Roses Grow by fakiagirl reviews
USUK. Arthur moves into a quiet American suburb with the intention of starting a new, calmer chapter of his life. It doesn't take long for him to meet Alfred, one of his new neighbors. Little does he know that this is a place where romance can bloom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,973 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Folk Bloodbath by fakiagirl reviews
USUK, AU. Alfred is a cowboy, a bounty hunter, whatever pays - but he always does what is right. When a man named Arthur saves his life, Alfred finds himself indebted to a stranger. Sometimes, what is right is not so clear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,234 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Snuggie Sex by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England wants sex, but America is too cold. So he creates the greatest American invention ever ... the Snuggie! And has sex while wearing it. Written for the lulz. UKUS, in that order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Love is Pretty by Taisi reviews
Mermaids like things that are precious and beautiful; jewels that glow in the right light and gold that shines. Alfred, however, finds beauty in much different things; laughter and green eyes, to start with. AU, Merman!Alfred, UkUs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Calling All The Monsters by cgal120 reviews
After getting caught in a storm, Alfred discovers a strange group of teenagers calling themselves the Ghoul School. However, now he must live with a British vampire and learn the ways of the monsters in order to survive. But, will hunters get him first?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Hot Babysitter by Ellarose C reviews
He stares at his babysitter, the neighbour boy who charmed his demon brother before their parents died years ago and helps Arthur keep track of him while he's at work or school or both, and wonders if this is what his life has come to. Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,956 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Christmas's Deadline by MidniteDancer reviews
It's raining men! No literally, this dude just fell from the sky! Well, actually it's an angel. And... he's beautiful. Where does this leave me? UsUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,567 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pays de l'Amour by TheNewSlenderMan reviews
A drunken America stumbles into France's room demanding that he be taught the ways of love. FrancexAmerica FrancisxAlfred OneShot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - America, France
The Flowers and the Stars by MewTama-ChanKick reviews
America made Belarus finally realize her brother didn't really care about her, he was just using her. But what if he was wrong? What if he did care about her, more than anyone ever thought he could? AmericaxBelarusxRussia love triangle.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Belarus, America
And So The World Conspired Against Us by OrangePlum reviews
When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bell'Italiano by Shibby-One reviews
England is still dressed up as an Italian, and an oblivious America runs into him and doesn't realize who he is. Cue England wooing him the Italian way as he remains under cover in Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unexpected by Fanservice-911 reviews
When I opened the door of my house, I expected to see my living room. I expected the couch, the coffee table, the television, the rug, the McDonald's bag I had forgotten to throw away. What I had not expected was England. UKUS in that order , lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Bad Thing by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Sleeping with a married man is never a good idea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,901 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - [America, England/Britain] Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
The Taboo by OrangePlum reviews
It was a very bad idea for a nation to love a human. That was the one taboo all countries understood very well. And yet, that couldn't quell the apprehensive curiosity England possessed when watching a blonde American in a coffee shop every morning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,049 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - England/Britain, America
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 143 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
School Play by three-days-late reviews
In order to save the theater program, student council president Arthur Kirkland needs to put on the greatest performance of Romeo and Juliet ever. With star athlete Alfred Jones as his Romeo, this will not be easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Awesomesauce by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK SMUT. America gets really turned on by food. England gets really turned on by America. Super cracky foodplay smut, written for lulz in America's totally awesome POV, dudes. USUK / UKUS. Yes, both.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When I Only Wanted to Save the World by fakiagirl reviews
USUK, AU. Alfred is a firefighter in New York City. When he gets badly injured, he takes a trip to London to recover. There he meets a man named Arthur, who ends up helping him recover from wounds he didn't even know he had.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,474 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
UnWanted by Katrara reviews
Arthur wasn't wanted as a baby and put up for adoption while his parents fled England. Why would they leave their baby behind? What will Arthur do when he goes to America for college only to find that his roommate was adopted by the parents that left him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - America, England/Britain
Masterpiece by theBrutalityofReality reviews
Alfred and Arthur decide to relive a day from long ago, one they just spent drawing pictures together. And they learn that the true Masterpiece was not the drawings, but something else...USxUK, Oneshot, VERY fluffy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/26/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Short Attention Span by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. August, 1943, and it's sweltering enough for Arthur to show off his legs in a pair of military-issue shorts. Alfred is highly distracted by them. Hilarity and sexytiems ensue. For Hakuku!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pledge of Allegiance by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUK. America wants England to pledge allegiance. Or else he's not getting any. It's smut so enjoy, you perverts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tell Me More by Tamer Lorika reviews
Alfred loves the sound of Arthur's voice, whether he speaks English or not. Sometimes, the exotic can be erotic, after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Forelsket by Gosangoku reviews
Amelia F. Jones's detentions transform into meetings with Alice Kirkland and they just get closer from there. - Fem!US/UK. Happy Valentine's Day, Suzu!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Winning Over a Brit in Distress! by theBrutalityofReality reviews
Alfred F. Jones has fought numerous wars, taken on the toughest of enemies, and has proven himself to be a hero! But this hero must face his most difficult task yet - winning the heart of his damsel, er, Brit in Distress! US/UK, VERY fluffy, for Tahru.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
For the Love of Chinese Food by Eliza Darling reviews
Apparently Chinese food made America extremely horny... not that China minded. America/China PWP, hints of past America/Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - [America, China] - Complete
The Will To Power by ToastedToastada reviews
AU where America loses The War of Independence. Washington is hanged, and England tries to reconnect with his colony. Earlier chapters more Dark!Ficish, hopefully will get more fluffy. Will show the global impact of the failed revolution. England/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - England/Britain, America
Pat Down and Felt Up by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England must go through America's very extensive security pat down in order to fly home. It's smut but written for laughs from America's totally awesome point of view, dude.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wrongly Shelved by Canadino reviews
Arthur and Alfred bond over written porn. You read that right; but it's still rated T because it doesn't get graphic. USUK, bookstore!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
English Leather Boots and Western Lemonade by fakiagirl reviews
When Alfred invites Arthur to go horse-back riding, he doesn't think much of it. But while Arthur shows up in proper riding attire, Alfred is dressed like a cowboy - and even has the audacity to call Arthur's outfit ridiculous! USxUK Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Being caught lying may result in a kiss by ButterFish reviews
Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 122 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A new kind of vanilla steamer by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU, oneshot - Alfred goes to get his favourite drink, a vanilla steamer. But Arthur, the new staff-member of the cafeteria, misunderstands him and gives him a more sexy kind of vanilla steamer than he had expected
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tell me a bedtime story by pretense reviews
He didn't know when his customary goodnight kisses moved from the top of the boy's ashen blonde mop of hair to his pink, pouty lips. UK/US Shotacon. Do not be deceived by the innocent title! Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Stealing Kisses by OrangePlum reviews
America admits to England he's done something bad. Attempt at fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Broken Pianos and Golden Lockets by barefoot11 reviews
It is three-oh-six in the morning, and her boyfriend had been due home at seven last night." Human names used, fem!Prussia/fem!Canada, Russia/fem!Canada, Austria/fem!Prussia, song!fic, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Ten Months in Which I Did Not Fall in Love by Liete reviews
-UK/Fem!US, AU- 'Just where had that silly girl gotten it into her head that they were friends'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Come To Me by SanteeLegs reviews
Written for the USUK Secret Santa Exchange. "Possessive, semi-yandere!Arthur" Human names and creepy!Arthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Change the World! by Liete reviews
-US/UK- 'That Hollywood need for a happy ending was striking with a vengeance inside him, and America thought he would change whatever bothered England about him to make him happy and proud of him.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Silent Language by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An America/England fanfiction. During that boring meeting, France entertained himself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between America and England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/22/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
To Be A Father by FroggyFran reviews
Being a dad was all England could ever really want, but this is one thing he just can't do. America x England Yaoi LEMON oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/6/2009 - America, England/Britain
Independence Day by Sora Blade707 reviews
Alfred leaves his iPod at England's house. England gets curious and looks through his top ten list. Is it a good thing or a bad thing that it's so close to Independence Day? Fluff, USxEng
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sun & Water by StarRose reviews
It’s the hottest day of the year so far for England, and America wants to have some fun with him… fluffy America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
He's The Cat's Meow by Totto-chan reviews
Short skirts and rouged knees are all the rage. America doesn't see why he can't join in, and England dies a little inside. /England/flapper!America, yet another meme fill/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just a Kiss by Sakura Tsukikage reviews
America tries to communicate how grown up he's getting to England in a more direct manner than usual.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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Booked reviews
Alfred has a fairly easy job. He's a prostitute. He gets paid pretty decent and when his boss isn't bitching at him or he doesn't have to f*ck an old guy, he's pretty content. I mean, all jobs have their downsides, don't they? But what happens when a mysterious Brit books him out for a year! UkUs/FAIL Summary (M for cursing and later chapters)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,315 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Vendendo Doppio Seeing Double reviews
Seychelles had seen her fair share of drunks: some got mad, some balled their eyes out, some made drunken passes at her, and some questioned whether they were Catholic or Protestant. She's never once come across a man like Feliciano. A witty lady-killer normal, but when drunk, a pasta-loving, harebrained, goofy, and innocent "boy". 2P! and 1P N Italy (discontinued)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Seychelles, N. Italy