Crystal Silvera
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Joined 06-20-12, id: 4072066, Profile Updated: 06-08-17
Author has written 21 stories for Warriors, Deltora Quest, Rowan of Rin series, Harry Potter, Young Wizards, Unwind, Last Unicorn, 39 Clues, Misc. Books, and Hunger Games.


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DRAGONFRIEND4, I AM STILL WORKING ON IT. I also offer my apologies for godawful untimeliness. It's sitting on my computer, and the reason for the delay is because my LibreOffice program went haywire awhile back and I had to go through quite a process to recover the doc.

I SHALL RETURN! ( . . . Eventually.) Meanwhile, stalk / yell at / scream with me on tumblr @winged-defender-of-deltora and twitter @winged_defender if you'd like!


I am putting all my stories—except the ones I'm co-writing or beta reading—on "unpredictable" hiatus. What I mean by that is I can't get on FF that often anymore (as in, I can barely manage once in three or so days) and I just don't have the time to write. "Unpredictable" is there because I'll still try to update them, as I'm as anxious to get to writing the good parts as you all are to reading them, but I can't guarantee the quick updates I used to have. My endless apologies to those who have now put me under their "writers to kill for not writing" section of their hit list . . . I will still co-write, beta read, and read/review other stories as best to my ability, but I just don't have enough time. Again—I'm so sorry about this! I feel like I'm ditching all my friends and fellow same-fandom obsessers . . . Luckily I can still co-write and beta read and PM and so on, but barely. Ugh. T.T

Oh, before I forget: My disclaimers. (I know, I know, these rarely are necessary anymore but better safe than sorry!)

Now, I am NOT Scholastic or Jennifer Rowe or Diane Duane or anyone like that. I only own what I have written, OCs, plots, summaries, and ideas included, and the rest of the franchises shall go to the publisher and their rightful owners. Sooo authors, publishers, admin, anyone: Please don't come after me screaming, "YOU DIDN'T CREDIT US IN YOUR STORY!!!" . . . Yeah. I'd rather not get sued, thanks very much! And I would also very much appreciate it if no one chose to take my ideas and call them their own. (I've heard horrific stories about writers on here who'd had their stories copied under a different pen name. *Shudder* I can only hope that never happens to me! . . . And you can bet that when I find out, oh boy.)

OFFICIAL VERSION FOR OFFICIALS (or anyone who identifies with such a term) TO READ: I, in no way, claim ownership to the franchises, characters, universes, and other such copyrights and/or intellectual/creative properties of which my writing involves. No profits are being made from said writing, and all ideas and creations I may borrow belong solely to their rightful creators and owners. I am (as the saying goes in our wonderful network) merely "playing in someone else's sandbox." The sandbox (and more than likely the toys as well) belong to the copyright owners. I am me, so perish the thought that I'm pretending to be them! (Over. . . .)

(All that was just a safeguard. I highly doubt that I'll get accused of piracy / violation of intellectual rights / idea-stealing when my work is classified as, y'know, fanfiction. The name says it all, folks . . .)

"One mistake cannot ruin a life or a kingdom. It is what is done after that mistake, that decides. Remember the lessons of history. Despair is the enemy. Do not let it defeat you . . ."

—Zeean, The Sister of the South; Emily Rodda / Jennifer Rowe (Deltora Quest: Dragons of Deltora arc, also known as Deltora Quest 3, book 4)

CURRENT STATUS ON MY STORIES (also see the top of my profile . . .)


Now posted: Unwritten (archive: Unwind) and Gravity (archive: Young Wizards). . . . I'm actually really satisfied with the way both of these turned out. :D (For once!) Both are normal-length one-shots (okay, well, Unwritten is actually rather long . . .) and very much in the "deep end" of the archive pool. (Well, it's me writing. What did you expect?)

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW! I finally uploaded the story I was withholding: Daymare. It's in the The Last Unicorn [book] archive, though I think anyone can read it. Rather angsty, but not as much as I thought it'd be. Anyway, any R&R would be appreciated! :)

EVEN MORE NEW!!!!! Unforgivable is now heeeerrreee! Written for the 39 Clues category and set after the canon (though it's not very obvious) and documents Amy's confrontation with the Tollivers and the Spilling Of The Truth with totally fantastic poetic finesse. I hope.

AND NOW, FOR A LAST NEW FIC: I have finally completed Jungreich: The Ravens of Marchenwald!!! It is written for Adam Gidwitz's "Grimm" Trilogy, but it can technically be enjoyed by anyone. I really had fun writing this fic ('cos talking ravens are the freaking BEST) and hopefully you guys will too!

The First Four—Chapter eight yet to be started; on official hiatus, as previously stated (and also in the summary . . .)

When Truth and Lies Are One—Prepare to start dancing around the room because . . . I UPDATED!! Chapter Four is now here!

A Very Twisted Rithmere Games—Posted Chapter 6!

Calm Before the Storm (cowritten by Skystar5 and me)—Working on chapter four

Deltora Quest Reads Deltora Quest—GUYS GUYS GUYS EVERY DELTORAN WHO'S FOLLOWING THIS STORY: I UPDATED!! 8DDDD Read chapter two, The Belt of Deltora, HERE!

Current "main focus" story/stories: When Truth and Lies Are One, DQRDQ on the side

Under the "got a [faint glimmer of a] plot bunny, better scribble/type it down quick" category:

  • I have a faint glimmer of a plot bunny for a Divergent Trilogy fic, as the title just appeared to me a few minutes ago: Resurgent. (Yes, I shall continue the title tradition . . .) If I'll ever get to writing this one, I can just say that it will be very, very angsty and mourning and basically all the feelings that Allegiant left me with.
  • Come What Will. It's for DQ, as usual. (One that'll be short, I hope . . .) If that comes along, it will be an effort at profiling the Deltorans' stoic determination. (I can also sit on the scale and turn it into a more humorous take—determination to pigheadedness and mulishness and so forth—but I doubt it.)
  • I also just got a new idea titled Clockwork for the Giver Quartet, which is still a plot bunny that's in the [very] early stages of development . . . But it addresses the creation of Jonas's perfect community and others like it—and the rise of the crippled, twisted communities like Kira's. (Note: I've actually started writing this on my phone. XD)
  • Jungreich: The Ravens of Marchenwald; two ideas for Adam Gidwitz's (amazing!!) Grimm trilogy. (Can I call it the Grimm trilogy?) Mainly inspired by The Grimm Conclusion, "The Kingdom of Children." Powers, this book destroyed me. It practically fulfills every fan's deepest wishes: for the fourth wall to be broken. (A raven says "metafictional dimensions"!! How can I not? And, Adam Gidwitz, you have officially become Author of the Year. In my mind, anyway.)
  • ALSO, Dragonfriend4: I'm still working on it, don't worry!!! I know it's been two ages and a half, but I really am still editing those chapters you sent me! I promise, promise, promise I'll have it done, at the very latest, the end of April / the beginning of May. I'm so sorry it's been taking so long—don't give up on me! I AM CURRENTLY PUTTING IN FINAL TOUCHES (i.e. adding in the italics that FFN got rid of)!

    Other accounts! (And basically the rule goes: if it's not listed, I don't have it.)

  • I now spend too much time on Tumblr, where I am @winged-defender-of-deltora; definitely a more accurate representation of my interests, haha.
  • Twitter is @winged_defender as well~
  • I have another account on AO3, also known as Archive of Our Own, under the user Crystal_Silvera. I'm currently exporting all my FFN work onto that site, and editing it—so my AO3 stuff is actually . . . better. (And don't ask me "WHICH ONE'S BETTER, AO3 OR FFN????" Because I will say both. I love the formatting on AO3. I love the user-friendliness of FFN. I love the display of AO3. I love the population on FFN (and thus its many, many fandoms). But I hate the hassle AO3 makes you suffer to publish, I hate the fact that FFN often gets cluttered, and so they are balanced in such ways.)
  • I dabble on the YW forums every now and then (mainly viewing posts rather than actually posting) as Rae Silvera.
  • Rae_Silvera is also my user for Zooniverse, if anyone's there!
  • I'm also on YouTube, as Aurilelde Veritas.
  • I also have a Fictionpress account under the same pen name, and I MAY post my original story on there. . . . Maybe.

  • And now, a bit of inspiration for all those aspiring writers out there and to all who may hear (or read):

    (All credit of this beautiful speech goes to Nic-n'-Nyx, and my own thanks to the profile of KJtheELMtree as I found it there!)

    To all other young fiction authors out there. Copy and paste if you wish. It just needs to be said, and needs to be heard;

    You may be a reject. You may not be smooth with the spoken word. You may be the most popular kid in school. You may be the boss at your office. You may be short or tall or heavy or light or anorexic or white or dark or struck by an unfriendly label. You may be the homeless guy on the corner or the one inside the store signing books as you hand them out. You may listen to Justin Bieber or to Three Days Grace. But what you are is a writer; never doubt the power of what you can do. Tell me, what did you learn more from this year; the President, or the Hunger Games? The senator or Rick Riordan? The public speaker or Clarissa Fray? Your boss or Pi Patel? American Idol or the Twilight Saga? A list of facts or Harry Potter? Which of them stole the most of your time? Which is more well-known?

    It's the book. Every time. People fail to realize flaws in our society in their own lives, but they see it in District Twelve and in the Capitol. Books make clear what we can't see with the naked eye, they make everyone look closer. Authors are the ones that speak to people's hearts. Writers are the ones people turn to for lessons and entertainment. It's been this way for thousands of years. We are the teachers of every child who opens a book. The themes we write are the themes they learn. We are there in every life, a quiet influence bound in a pretty cover, months' worth of work and reading, colored with imagery built around the lightning rod of an unforgettable plot line. A story spent months reading is memorable more than a speech listened to for just five minutes. I can't name all the leaders of the world right now, nor what they've decided to preach about, but I can tell you all the characters from Percy Jackson, and every little thing they taught me. And they are things worth learning.

    So don't think there's a better way to make a point. Don't think there's a better way to reach your audience. Fiction stories have been striking the hearts of their readers farther back than anyone alive can remember. And striking the heart is what makes literature so different from everything else. Don't ever doubt your ability to show someone something new, to teach them a life lesson, or the importance of what you have to say. Say it in this foreign language everyone knows. Decorate it with characters and light it with sights and smells and sounds and touches and tastes and give it to the public gift-wrapped with your finest effort. Because I guarantee you, someone is bound to hear you clearer than they've heard anyone else before.

    I hope you've found some words of inspiration. The world needs it desperately. Do us all a favor, all you writers, and come out of hiding. We've had the greatest influence of all over people of the past, and as we act now, we are the ones influencing the future. We have more knives and pens than the BVB Army, more sway in society than the Senate (whom we have proved this to before), more power than any celebrity you could name. I'm calling on you now. Rise up. I dare you to write something today that readers won't forget. I challenge you to make someone cry with one thin little page of text. I urge, no, I demand you to put something down on paper that'll be copied and produced and remembered for longer than Ancient Mythologies have been. I dare you to slam a revolving door. I demand you to write a message in the folds of a book and watch how, in awe, people unwrap it. Watch your footprints stand bold against the falling snow and refuse to be covered. It is all possible, I assure you. You have no idea just what power you hold in a pen—or a keyboard—until you use it.

    And right now, the world needs you to use it more than ever.

    We, writers, have made history. We were the ones to record it. And that ability has not changed at all, just our awareness and will to use it. We were given the gifts of language and storytelling for a reason.

    This is that reason. It's calling. So ask yourself what message you want to send. Ponder about what you want to say. Because the world is listening to us above all other beings currently on this earth. Us, not the movies, not the official-labeled politicians, not the superstars. And it's our job to give it a story worthwhile.

    What's yours?

    I got rid of my "Upcoming Fanfictions" heading because, well, I haven't been able to get on much lately. So I have no idea if I'll even be able to finish my current stories and get annoying little one-shot ideas out into cyberspace. T.T

    *If anyone would like to use/adopt any of my ideas (which aren't posted on FFN), please PM me for the summaries, permission, extra info on plot bunny, characters, etc! Same goes for my OCs~

    ALSO, SEEING THIS CAME UP THE OTHER DAY: If anyone would like to submit a story request (i.e. you supply the story idea and I do the actual writing), I am available. The only term is that I can only "do" one-shots, drabbles, etc.—anything RELATIVELY SHORT. This isn't meant to offend anyone: It's just that time is a slippery eel and must be handled with care, because it comes and goes so very quickly and leaves me much less productive time than I'd like. . . . So I'm truly, truly sorry, but I really can't write that fifty-chapter story for you. Additionally, timeliness is not guaranteed! . . . Although I will try to do my best not to leave you hanging for an excessive amount of time! (If I ever do get to the point where I begin doing commissions I will definitely post it here as well!)


    FanFiction is a huge part of my life. Some may think it's weird, some may think it's silly. Well, I think they're weird and silly. FanFiction is important to me because it allows me to take characters and settings that I know and love, melt them all down, and then re-forge them in my own way. I get feedback on my writing, play with other universes and realities that I enjoy so much, and it's a great way to practice and develop my writing for the other ten or so novels I'm working on as well. So yes, FanFiction is a massive part of my life. It helps me escape. Post this on your profile if this fits you!

    Let's all go back to our first story. You'd signed up for your account, waited patiently for the waiting period before new users could post stories— And then, finally, you hit the post story button, and waited. Don't we all remember how excited we were when we checked the review count to see if we'd actually gotten a review? We didn't even care if it was a three-word "Good chapter, update" (even though we wished for more). And as the reviews came in, you felt that smile creep across your face. The excitement (however small) you get when you see the review count go up is always enjoyable.

    Are we really so cruel as to deny someone that feeling? It only takes five minutes tops. Swear to review: Join the Revolution!

    I, Crystal Veritas Silvera, do solemnly swear to review every story I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

    I have joined the Review Revolution.

    Copy and paste this into your profile to join the Revolution! (Because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews . . .)

    (So don't be surprised to get loads of reviews from me!)

    FAVORITE SERIES WHOSE ARCHIVES I WILL DEFINITELY BE ACTIVE IN (unless it's an archive I'm still rather new to—that may take awhile)! (Alternatively, read as: You have my express permission to scream at/with me about absolutely any of these. I will respond with my immediate joy and enthusiasm, though perhaps lacking timeliness.)

    ALSO: I like my writing organized, so they're all written in a structure that is as follows:

    Title / Series's / Work's name(s); Author(s)
    (Central themes, for those who're interested in the series but haven't gotten around to reading it/them)

    Quote(s) I saw that remind me of the work listed above

    Deltora Quest / The Three Doors Trilogy; Emily Rodda/Jennifer Rowe
    (Hope, unity despite differences, learning the lessons of history (you all saw that quote up there), determination, "dispel the shadows." And riddles. Looots of riddles. Prepare for Mindblowing[TM])

    Those evil take-over people are never satisfied, are they? They just can't take over one city, or one state, or even one country . . . Noooo, it has to be the whole entire world!

    Rowan of Rin series; same author as above
    (Being different/labels, weakness/strength, fear(s)/courage, prophecies, destiny)

    Yet still, they persisted.

    Rondo Trilogy; yet the same author
    (Um. All I can say is that this series is very unique in the imagination it must've taken to create it. Similar themes to above two)

    This is why you pay attention to details: Otherwise, you'd miss out on all the plot twists.

    Young Wizards / Feline Wizards (also known as, in other countries, the Cats of Grand Central) series; Diane Duane
    (Ooooh, just watch this . . . Okay. Death/life, redemption, sacrifice/loss, hope, endurance, empathy, etc. etc. I could rant about this all day)

    Save the Earth. It's the only planet with CHOCOLATE. ; and We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

    The Raven Cycle; Maggie Stiefvater
    (Supernatural realism with a dash of fantasy, relationships between human beings, I don't even know how to break this series down honestly)

    Learning living languages is overrated. Learn dead languages so you can communicate with the dead.

    The Book Thief; Markus Zusak
    (Tolerance/acceptance, the butterfly-and-hurricane theory, reaching out, how lives are connected, death [see what I did there?] and life, family/friends support, WWII and the German people's role, not the Nazis', love/hate, tragedy, inspiration. But most of all: THE IMPORTANCE OF WORDS.)

    [I have been a word in a book.]
    —"The Song of Taliesen";
    The Black Book of Caermarthen (from So You Want to Be a Wizard by Diane Duane); I write for the same reason I breathe: if I didn't I would die.

    Tokyo Ghoul (anime manga); Ishida Sui gets most of the credit but y'know
    (ads;lfkjsdf Well. Human relationships, existence, identity, suffering, death, it's just a huge tragedy all around okay)

    Relax, I'm just as sane as I look . . . which is not very sane at all.

    Yuri!!! on Ice (anime whatever else we get honestly); the entire team because bless
    (Self-introspection/-growth, love in every aspect of the word, Reverse All The Tropes[TM])

    My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

    Hunger Games Trilogy; Suzanne Collins
    (The flaws of government and society, human nature, tragedy, choice-making, conflict, divides between the strata of society, and my goodness it's been awhile since I read these)

    Have courage to live. Anyone can die.

    Underland Chronicles; same as above
    (War/strife/conflict, family, and the quote below that strongly defines this series)

    I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'll fight for what I love.

    Harry Potter; and we all know who wrote this series
    (Hah, this'll be so weird to pick out the little pieces of this internationally famous series! So. Love/friendship conquers evil, uh . . . Wow. Already dead. Hope, e pluribus unum to a degree I guess, et cetera et cetera)

    That moment of horror it takes for your mind to register what just happened to your favorite character.

    Eon: Dragoneye Reborn / Eona: The Last Dragoneye (duology); Alison Goodman
    *Well, that's the name in the USA; not sure about the rest of the world. I think Wikipedia said something about the String of Pearls?
    (Power, control/hierarchy, dragons [with an excellent twist] , physical reality vs. spiritual, justice and freedom in that sense)

    You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

    Divergent Trilogy; Veronica Roth
    (Below quote, quite a bit like Hunger Games in central ideas ('specially character torture), choice, true bravery/courage, death/life, human nature, "the bonds that bind," the flaws of society/government, and so on and so forth)

    You don’t know how strong you really are until being strong is the only choice you have.

    Unwind Dystology; Neal Shusterman
    (Ethics (dare I say bioethics?), choice, society, life/death, human nature)

    They say guns don't kill people, people do. Well I think the guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" I don't think too many people would die.

    Jenna Fox Chronicles; Mary E. Pearson
    (Identity/self-introspection, change over time, technology [bio]ethics (wow, again!))

    Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils in the end . . .

    Percy Jackson and the Olympians / Heroes of Olympus as well as the Kane Chronicles; Rick Riordan
    (Humorous but like . . . amazing? Anywho. Choice, self-destination, societal/human flaws, and more)

    It's you and me versus the world . . . We attack at dawn.

    Maximum Ride; James Patterson
    (Identity/belonging, family, strength, human nature, ethics, carpe diem, awareness of our biosphere [unexpected but . . . so pleasing?])

    I've reached the top of the mountain. It's time for me to make a pair of wings and FLY HIGHER.

    The Giver Quartet; Lois Lowry
    (Choice, society, utopia/dystopia, creativity/difference, self-destination, the endless struggle of Good vs. Bad)

    "There are 1000 ways I can kill you, and 951 of them hurt." "So what do the other 49 do? Tickle?"

    Yona of the Dawn / Akatsuki no Yona (anime manga); Mizuhou Kusanagi 'n' the rest of the lovely team
    (Politics, conflict, choice, self-discovery and introspection, cause and effect, ethics, love/friendship)

    Sure I have secret powers! I just don't wanna show you.

    Inheritance Cycle; Christopher Paolini
    (Dragons. Lots of dragons, and it's in the classical sense. High fantasy, conflict, human flaws, empathy)

    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

    Wings of Fire; Tui T. Sutherland (the American member of the Erin Hunter team!)
    (Destiny/prophecy, dragons with a rather interesting twist, belonging/identity/self, discovery)

    I'm the author of my own life. Unfortunately, I'm writing in pen.

    Warriors; Erin Hunter
    (Belonging, identity, errr . . . hope? Strife/life? Secrets/knowledge? Ancestry? Oh, and lots about that bright place above and the dark place down under and how just 'cos some enemy's gone to either place doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore)


    Guardians of Ga'Hoole / Wolves of the Beyond / Horses of the Dawn; Kathryn Lasky
    (Honor/justice, righteousness, changing (others) for the better, belonging/identity)

    I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

    Septimus Heap / TodHunter Moon; Angie Sage
    (Quite a lot of similar elements that made Harry Potter so popular; identity/self/belonging, family, lots of fantastically witty humor, personal ability/strength, etc.)

    If you don't understand how someone could love their sibling and want to wring their necks at the same time . . . you were probably born an only child.

    The Scorpio Races; Maggie Stiefvater (author of the Shiver Trilogy)
    (A lot about love, and not just the pairing kind but the [hard-to-find] attachment you feel to a place and/or its inhabitants. There's a bit on redemption, and determination, and courage, wishes, trust, fear, letting go, standing up . . . Just, amazing.)

    Sometimes, people build walls—not to keep others out, but just to see who cares to break through.

    Fablehaven; Brandon Mull
    (Well, I haven't read this in a while. Humor abound. Hope/determination. Um. Belief? No idea)

    They may be "just stories" to you, but they're kind of my life . . .

    Matched Trilogy; Ally Condie
    (Choice, society, creativity/difference, uprising/resistance to that authoritative power, memory)

    To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.

    Redwall books, also known as Tales from/of Redwall; Brian Jacques
    (Food, tons of it! Empathy/sympathy, hope/determination (often despite size—you know, the whole "heroes come in all shapes and forms" thing), true heroism/bravery, power/control, kindness)

    I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun!

    And if anyone is so kind enough to STILL be reading this, these are more series whose archives you may find me in or series/single books that I like. THE LIST WILL BE LONG. . . . Okay here it is:

    Dragon Slippers Trilogy; Jessica Day George

    Silverwing trilogy; Kenneth Oppel (plus the prequel, Darkwing)

    Dragon Keeper (in the back of the book it said that there was a sequel called Garden of the Purple Dragon, but I can't find it!); Carole Wilkinson

    The Little White Horse (long time no read, so I'm planning to reread . . . sometime)

    The Blue Roan Child; Jamieson Findlay (a book ALL horse lovers should read, 'cos it's amazing!)

    The Perfect Distance; Kim Ablon Whitney (another wonderful horse book. . . . More YA-ish, but still amazing!)

    Red Kayak and the sequel, The Journey Back; Priscilla Cummings

    The Mostly True Story of Jack; Kelly Barnhill

    The Wednesday Wars; Gary D. Schmidt

    Every Soul a Star; Wendy Mass

    Hatching Magic and the sequel, The Dragon of Never-Was

    Keys to the Kingdom; Garth Nix (suggested series for DQ fans! Also, KttK people check out DQ! PLEASE! :D And those two hilarious fics in this category under my favorites list!)

    Unicorn Chronicles; Bruce Coville

    Animorphs; K.A. Applegate

    Series of Unfortunate Events; Lemony Snicket

    Secret Series; Pseudonymous Bosch

    Fly By Night / Fly Trap; the author who also wrote The Lost Conspiracy


    Most anything written by Mary Downing Hahn, too . . . (Including Deep and Dark and Dangerous, The Old Willis Place, and All the Lovely Bad Ones)

    Ruby Holler, Walk Two Moons, Heartbeat and some other books I can't remember; Sharon Creech

    Enchanted Forest Chronicles; Patricia C. Wrede

    Spiderwick Chronicles (although it's been a really long time since I read them); Tony diTerlizzi (shoot, not sure if I spelled that right. But he's the author of the Wondla series as well) and Holly Black

    Fever Crumb and Here Lies Arthur; Phillip Reeve

    Swordbird series; Nancy Yi Fan

    Emily Windsnap series

    Paint the Wind, Esperanza Rising, Riding Freedom; Pam Munoz Ryan

    Dovey Coe; Roald Dahl

    The Egypt Game and The Gypsy Game, both are really good

    12 Again; Sue Corbett

    Tangerine; Edward Bloor

    Silver Phoenix: Beyond the Kingdom of Xia; Cindy Pon

    Non-book series/fandoms:

    Erased (anime only thus far)

    Owari no Seraph (anime and manga)

    Movies from Studio Ghibli: Princess Mononoke, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Kiki's Delivery Service, Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea, My Neighbor Tortoro



    Miracle in Cell No. 7

    Series I am currently in the middle of reading/watching/etc.:

    Feline Wizards series (ya know, the spinoff of Young Wizards? That one) by Diane Duane (reading chapters of The Big Meow online. But I feel so sure I saw it at the library!). Oh, and I'm a couple pages into Omnitopia: Dawn . . .

    39 Clues by—aah—various authors (i.e. ten different authors—at the least!), shall we say. I think they credit Rick Riordan for the series, though. (Currently questioning if it would be a sane endeavor to try to complete this series, honestly.)

    Redwall/Tales of/from Redwall, also known as the Redwall saga by Brian Jacques (I'm reading this completely out of order, but I want to read High Rhulain and Triss. Putting this series on hold)

    Daniel X series by James Patterson (will soon read Game Over. Hopefully.)

    (You know, the usual from an overobsessed reader . . . I like collecting quotes. It's a great way of showcasing those amazing books you've read in a short section, and they sound incredible when stacked together like this.)

    "[Books] were among the most important affairs in the world. . . . One could take a pen and set down what one thought, and . . . nobody accused him of 'showing off' by doing so."
    —Rudyard Kipling

    ". . . [W]hy does anyone create? You feel a . . . need to make something new, something no one else has ever seen before. You want to add to the beauty and richness of the world with a gift, an offering that is uniquely yours. . . ."
    —Fallon, The Last Hunt; Bruce Coville

    "Either things happen for a reason, or they happen for no reason at all. Either one's life is a thread in a glorious tapestry or humanity is just a hopelessly tangled knot. . . ."
    UnWholly; Neal Shusterman

    ["Okay, hold it right there. I've been meaning to ask you about that," Kit said. "Since when do aliens know about chocolate?!"
    Carmela gave him a pitying look as she came in with a carton of fruit juice and a bottle of cola. "Poor little brother," she said. "You mean you actually don't know why Earth has so many UFO sightings?"
    "I assumed it was something to do with human beings being convinced they were the center of the universe." Kit snorted. "Like other species have so much time to waste kidnapping us. Not to mention making weird patterns in wheat fields."
    "Oh, no, those are just people with boards and ropes," Carmela said, ducking back into the kitchen. She came out a moment later with a bottle of spring water, which she put down in front of Filif. "And, very occasionally, sentient ball lightning. But most of the aliens are here for cocoa plants. The only reason people get abducted is when they have chocolate on them."
    Nita looked at Kit. "Please tell me she's making this up!" she said.
    Kit could only shrug. "She spends half her time watching alien versions of the Discovery Channel," he said. "It could be true."
    "It is true," Carmela said. "For silicon-based life-forms, one of the chemicals in chocolate is an aphrodisiac."
    "Oh, now, wait a minute!" Kit said, and covered his eyes with one hand.
    "But most warm-blooded carbon-based species just really like the taste," Carmela said. "Every time a new species finds out about chocolate, they send someone here to get cocoa plants so they can take them home and genetically tailor them to their physiologies." Carmela smiled a bright and infuriating smile. "See, I don't 'waste' all my time in alien chat areas. I've been doing educational things. Like telling my chat buddies which brands of chocolate are best."
    Kit was left with the image of some intergalactic SWAT team turning up on his doorstep and arresting his sister for being a cocoa pusher. "Why do I get the feeling that you are totally out of control?" he said.
    "Your control," said Carmela, and wandered off, smiling angelically. "You're just now noticing?"
    Kit clutched his head as Nita stifled a laugh. "It's not funny," Kit muttered. "And here I was just hoping we might survive the next month or so! Now I have to worry about my sister getting our whole planet put on probation for corrupting underage species or something."]
    Wizards at War; Diane Duane

    Also, some random favorite YW quotes:

  • "I told you she was going to turn you into a soggy beermat. No one ever listens to me." —Johnny, A Wizard Abroad
  • ["Honey?"
    "What, Mama?"
    "The dog wants to know what the meaning of life is."]
    A Wizard Alone
  • (And these should be precise and all, since I pulled it directly from one of DD's posts on the forum!) "Where other species are involved, I think as soon as we're old enough to ask, we're old enough to find out."
    "'Destiny.' Half the time the word's just code for 'what someone else wants you to do without asking any inconvenient questions.'" —Dairine
    Wizards at War
  • [". . . Besides, she's busy managing her wizardry these days . . . spends most of her time working with her computer. You wouldn't believe some of the conversations I've heard over its voice-link recently." She fell into an imitation of Dairine's high-pitched voice . . . "'No, I will not move your planet . . . What do you want to move it for? It's fine right where it is!'"]
    A Wizard Abroad
  • [". . . For I am the Mother of Monsters, the terrible Echidna!"
    I stared at her. All I could think to say was: "Isn't that a type of anteater?"
    She howled, her reptilian face turning brown and green with rage. "I hate it when people say that! I hate Australia! Naming that ridiculous creature after me."]
    The Lightning Thief; Rick Riordan

    "Why am I surrounded by half-wits and dunderheads?"
    —Ungatt Trunn, Lord Brocktree; Brian Jacques

    "Maybe we should try a different approach . . . Maybe this time we could not barge in yelling, 'We're the dragonets of destiny! We're awesome and special! We'd make terrific prisoners!' Just an idea."
    —Glory, The Lost Heir; Tui T. Sutherland

    [The Unknowable

    Are there some things I will never know?
    The unanswerable I will have to accept?
    Have I changed the way everyone does, time and events molding me?
    Or am I a new Jenna, the product of technology, changed by what was put in or maybe what was left out?
    And if my original ten percent is really enough, what if it had been nine percent? Or eight?
    Is one numeral that different from another?
    When is a cell finally too small to hold our essence?
    Even five hundred billion neurochips aren't telling me, and I'm not sure they ever will.
    The question twists inside me again and again—am I enough?—I realize for the first time, it's not just my question, but it was the old Jenna's question as well.
    And I think about Ethan and Allys and even Dane, and I wonder
    has it ever been their own question, too?]
    The Adoration of Jenna Fox; Mary E. Pearson

    ["I did it!" Soren gasped as he lighted down on a branch.
    "Aiyee!" squeaked Gylfie.
    "Gylfie, where are you? What's wrong?"
    "Well, except for being upside down, I think I am fine."
    "Great Glaux!" Soren exclaimed as he saw the little Elf Owl hanging by her talons with her head pointing toward the ground. "How did that happen?"
    "Well, if I knew how, it wouldn't have happened," Gylfie replied testily.
    "Oh, dear! What are you going to do?"
    "Well, I'm going to think about it."
    "Can you do that hanging upside down?"
    "Of course I can. What do you think? My brains are going to fall out of my head? Really, Soren!"]
    The Capture; Kathryn Lasky

    "Okay, update. When I see Poindexter and Morticia on the plane? I freak. I'm, like, what happened to my kids? I think, they've, like, eaten you. Then they tell me what happened. Bragging. They're, like, fourteen and eleven, but they talk like they escaped from a Clue game. 'Forged the tickets, ho-ho!'—Anyway, they try to threaten me, yada yada, and of course I argue and I'm figuring in my head, 'Ha-ha, the next thing is they put poison in the drink'—but I'm, like, 'Nahh, of course they're not that skeezy.' Then I see her actually doing it, like two inches away from me—uh, hello? So I get kinda mad—you know, act like I'm going to drink it, and then zam, I spritz the stuff all over their faces. Well, I'm, like, 'Nyah nyah, this is really funny,' but they start to totally wig out and fall over each other to get their carry-on—they're, like, 'Eek, our faces have schmutz on them!' And I'm, like, 'Dudes, grow up!' So I take their carry-on and sit on it. Um. Baad idea."
    —Nellie Gomez, The Sword Thief; Peter Lerangis

    "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
    —Sirius Black, Harry Potter and Goblet of Fire; J.K. Rowling

    ["How is it you always manage to be present when something interesting is about to occur?"
    "Oh well, I like to know what's going on, and being there is so much faster than waiting for someone to tell me about it afterward. Besides, people always leave out important pieces of information, like whether someone's ring finger is longer than their index finger, or whether they have magical shields protecting them, or whether the donkey they are riding happens to have a bald patch in the shape of a rooster's head. Don't you agree?"
    Nasuada frowned. "You never reveal your secrets, do you?"
    "Now, what good would that do? Everyone would get all excited over some piffle of a spell, and then I'd have to spend hours trying to explain, and in the end, King Orrin would want to chop off my head and I would have to fight off half your spellcasters during my escape. It's just not worth the effort, if you ask me."
    "Your answer hardly inspires confidence. But—"
    "That's because you are too serious, Lady Nightstalker."
    "But tell me," Nasuada persisted, "why would you want to know if someone is riding a donkey with a bald patch shaped like a rooster's head?"
    "Ah, that. Well, the man who owns that particular donkey cheated me at a game of knucklebones out of three buttons and a rather interesting shard of enchanted crystal."
    "Cheated you?"
    Angela pursed her lips, obviously irked. "The knucklebones were loaded. I switched them on him, but then he replaced them with a set of his own when I was distracted. . . . I'm still not quite sure how he tricked me."
    "So you were both cheating."
    "It was a valuable crystal! Besides, how can you cheat a cheater?"]
    Brisingr; Christopher Paolini

    ["Alther, he won't believe us," Septimus said in a low voice. "Think about it. The two people Merrin hates most—me and Simon—turn up on his doorstep at night and say, 'Oh, hello, Merrin. You know those Darke Wizards who were in your ring? You know, the one we cut your thumb off to get back? Well, they've escaped and because you have worn the ring, you're on their hit list. But don't worry. Because we like you such a lot, we've come to take you to the Wizard Tower, where you'll be safe.' I don't think he's going to say, 'Thank you so much. I will come with you right away,' do you?"]
    Fyre; Angie Sage

    "A human being is part of a whole, called by us the Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something separated from the rest—a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us . . . Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circles of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."
    —Albert Einstein

    ["Sometimes paper is only paper," my mother says. "Words are just words. Ways to capture the real thing. Don't be afraid to remember that."
    I know what she means. Writing, painting, singing—it cannot stop everything. Cannot halt death in its tracks. But perhaps it can make the pause between death's footsteps sound and look and feel beautiful, can make the space of waiting a place where you can linger without as much fear. For we are all walking each other to our deaths, and the journey there between footsteps makes up our lives.]
    Reached; Ally Condie

    [When I wake, I will meet my old enemy uncertainty, she thought, and its partners, the shadows that lie at the back of my mind and others': those darknesses that go about hunting for some action of mine to which to fasten themselves. They will lie in my road and say, Why bother? or It will never work: or they will lie out long and dark behind me, saying, What difference have you made? It is all for nothing. But I need pay them no mind. They are only the servants of the Lone Power, and against me and Those Whom I serve, they have no strength unless I allow them the same. My commission comes from Those Who Are, the Powers that were before time and will be after it: the Powers Who made time, and to Whom it answers. My paw, lifted to strike the shadows away from the feet of the Event enacted, holds hidden within it Their claw that strikes the Lone One to the heart, day by day. So it was done anciently; so I shall do tomorrow. And for tonight, I admit of no shadow but that of my closed eyes, and I give Their claw the resting time to sharpen itself in dream on the Tree: for at eyes' opening, together We go to battle again!]
    . . . And yet another version (sorry guys; I just think the writing here is absolutely brilliant):
    [Even at the best of times, she thought, even when life seems normal, who among us can say with certainty that we'll see this world again tomorrow? Entropy stalks the world in all its usual shapes, and some less usual than others. I'll meet them, the strange and the deadly, but I don't need to crouch in fear or bristle at them in show of defiance. I know my job. My commission comes from Those Who Are. We stand together, They and I, in protection of the world They made and I keep. We may lose: there is always that chance. But meanwhile We keep watch at the borders, and contest the Lone One's passage. We will not let it be easy. We will not fall without selling ourselves dearly. And when in the worlds' evening we fall at last, and finally come home, We will find that we have brought with us what we love, bound to us forever by blood and intention: and the Lone One will stand with Its claws empty, and howl Her anger at the night. Then we will say, That was a good fight that we won: and come the dawn, We will make another world, and play the play again. . . .]
    —Three wonderful passages of writing. And now, for a quick mood shift:
    [Artie looked up, then, and said, "Who's going to do guard duty on the queen?"
    Rhiow glanced at Huff. They both turned and looked at Arhu.
    He went wide-eyed. "Oh no!" he said.
    "It's the best bet," Huff said. "She was known to have a soft spot for little kittens."
    "I'll 'little kitten' you, you big—"
    "Arhu," Rhiow said, slightly exasperated. "It's useful being cute. Exploit it a little. You can take the poor ehhif's [human's] mind off her troubles for a while."
    "What am I supposed to do? Play with string?" Arhu looked scornful.
    "If necessary, yes," Huff said. "Make sure you ingratiate yourself sufficiently with her, and she won't want to let you out of her sight . . . which, for our purposes, would be absolutely perfect."
    Arhu was opening his mouth to disagree again. "You will also probably eat like royalty," Urruah said.
    Arhu shut his mouth and looked thoughtful.]
    . . . And now, seeing the abovementioned plan in action:
    ["What was that you said? 'Meow'?" said Siffha'h, still rolling and stretching on the floor. "Look at you, squirming around like you've still got your milk teeth. How shameless can you get?"
    "Well, it says here that a cat may look at a king," Arhu said. "So I'm looking."
    "Well, this is a queen. And it doesn't say anything about being truly sickeningly sweet to the point where Iau Herself will come down from broad Heaven and tell you you're overdoing it. My blood sugar's going dodgy just looking at you."
    "You're a wizard: adjust it. Meanwhile, at least she smells nice. Some of the ehhif [humans] around here could use a scrub."
    "Tell me about it."
    "Well, come on, don't just lie there. We've got to get ourselves well settled in. Find something to be cute with."
    Siffha'h got up and headed for a thick velvet bell-pull with tassels. "All right, but I'm not sure this isn't going to stunt my growth." She started to play with the tassels.
    The queen burst out laughing and put Arhu down. "Oh, my dear little kitties," said the queen, "would you like something to eat?" She turned to look over her shoulder, toward the butler standing in the doorway. "Fownes, bring some milk. And some cold chicken from the buffet."
    "Yes, Your Majesty."
    "Now for once Urruah was right about something," Arhu said. "Milk and cold chicken. I don't suppose they've invented pastrami yet."
    Siffha'h inclined her head slightly to listen to the Whispering. "You're on the wrong side of the Atlantic. They do have it in New York. . . ."
    "Dear Mr. Disraeli is coming to see me before lunch," she [the queen] said to the cats. "You must be kind to him and not scratch his legs. Mr. Disraeli is not a cat person."
    "Uh oh," Arhu said.
    "I wish she hadn't said that," Siffha'h said. "I won't be able to resist, now."
    "Don't do it," Arhu said. "He might nuke something."]
    —Numerous excerpts from To Visit the Queen / On Her Majesty's Wizardly Service; Diane Duane

    ". . . And that is the trouble with choosing—there is always the one you didn't take. It may have been better, it may have been worse, but that's not the point. You could not choose both. And sometimes, when the tide is running fast, you only have one chance to decide. You do your best at the time, with what you know then. . . ."
    —Nicko Heap, PathFinder; Angie Sage

    Quotes that make me ever thankful that I found this website:

    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

    I write for the same reason I breathe—if I didn't I would die.

    We should all take a lesson from crayons: Some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, some are new and some are old, and all are different colors, but they still learn to all live in the same box.

    Weird people are like rainbows—colorful, unique, interesting, and sometimes even mysterious against the plain old sky. The sky is like normal people—same old, same old all around, at first interesting but then boring after too long and always being covered up by clouds.

    Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils in the end . . .


    Be nice to people. They outnumber you 6.5 billion to one. And that number gets bigger every minute.

    It doesn't matter if the cup is half full or half empty—it's poison both ways!

    Dinosaurs getting wiped out wasn't an accident! Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

    There are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.

    Sometimes, people build walls—not to keep others out, but just to see who cares to break through.

    I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!

    I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

    I don't obsess; I think intensely.

    Not obsessed. Just extremely dedicated.

    Whenever you think your life sucks, think of a tree that took fifty years to grow up only to be cut down and turned into a Justin Bieber notebook.

    When everything in life is going "your way," you know you're in the wrong lane.

    Me: Wow, I actually like being alive right now! Life: LOL, hold that thought . . .

    I'm not paranoid . . . WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

    What you see is not what you get; if that were true the world would be a wasteland.

    The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Reality, I'm not so sure.

    Bookstores are evidence that the human race is still capable of thinking.

    Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you into a book and slowly torture you to death.

    Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

    WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

    At my lemonade stand, I used to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

    Life and Lemons:

    -When life gives you lemons, it better hand you water and sugar. Otherwise your lemonade is going to suck.
    -If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
    -When life gives you lemons, you turn them into apples and leave people wondering how the heck you did it.
    -When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how that was even possible.
    -When life gives you lemons, you scream, "I wanted LIMES! So I'm grouchy and you're deaf?!"
    -When life gives you lemons, you cut them in half and squirt life in the eye.
    -When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone else's eyes and RUN!

    The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

    I didn't fall, I just threw myself on the floor!

    Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

    Don't mess with me: I've got a stick. (Jayfeather . . .)

    Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

    Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

    Forgive your enemies—it's what will annoy them most.

    Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie or make up a Mary-Sue.

    If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

    If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you did.

    Think about perfection this way: If everyone was perfect, we'd have a world of Mary-Sues and Gary-Stus. Now that, my friends, is what I call scary.

    Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

    It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

    If the grass is greener on the other side, it's probably fake turf. And if it's not, you can bet the water bills are going to be higher.

    The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

    Bending the rules is good . . . Breaking the rules is bad.

    I dream of a better tomorrow—a tomorrow where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

    Just say no to drugs. Because if drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

    When in doubt, make words up!

    In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

    Flying is easy. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

    I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

    PROCRASTINATORS, UNITE! . . . Tomorrow.

    Two things are infinite; human stupidity and the universe. And I'm not so sure about the last one. (Derivative of Einstein's many quotes . . .)

    They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people.

    Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

    Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

    Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed, I tell you!

    Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

    Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

    Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

    Whoever said "nothing is impossible" has never tried slamming a revolving door.

    Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

    People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.

    Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is. (Including "What's the meaning of life?")

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

    I have a photographic memory too. It just takes a day to develop.

    Death is like Life's way of telling you, "YOU'RE FIRED!"


    Money does not truly buy happiness, but it pays for my Internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

    Money doesn't really buy happiness . . . But it does buy books!

    I'm the author of my own life, and unfortunately I'm writing in pen.

    This is NOT Subway. You can't have it "your way."

    You say I'm not cool. Cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

    We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

    I used to think that the whole world was against me. Now I know that's not true. Turns out some of the smaller countries are neutral!

    I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.

    When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half!

    Please note: Christmas is canceled. Apparently you told Santa you were good this year—and he died laughing.

    "Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

    Don't you dare tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!

    If you don't like me, there's nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash honey: I don't live to please you.

    Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

    Okay, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    Don't knock on Death's door. Ever heard of ding dong ditch? He hates that.

    Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

    The newscaster is the person who says, "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

    Forecast for tonight: Darkness.

    A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death, which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

    An idiot is a window washer on the forty-fourth floor who steps back to admire their work.

    I don't have a short attention span, I just—ooh look, a kitty!

    Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

    I am NOT saying you're stupid . . . I'm just implying it.

    Some people say the glass is half empty and some say it's half full. Me? I just want to know who's drinking my dang soda.

    My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

    I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

    Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?!

    Smile—it makes people wonder what you're up to.

    Always proofread to make sure you don’t any words out.

    It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

    When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

    "There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 951 of them hurt." "So what do the other 49 of them do? Tickle?"

    One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

    Be insane—well-behaved people never made history.

    I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

    You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

    I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!

    Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa (or cacao) beans, and all beans are a veggie?

    I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

    On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

    If FedEx and UPS merged, they would become FedUP.

    It's you and me versus the world. . . . We attack at dawn.

    Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you just keep on talking.

    There are no such things as stupid questions; we just have too many inquisitive idiots.

    If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

    If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

    You say psycho like it's a bad thing . . .

    Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an art.

    Knowing I had to crawl all the way up the mountain makes the view so much better.

    I've reached the top of the mountain. It's time for me to make a pair of wings and FLY HIGHER.

    If you don't understand how someone could love their sibling and want to wring their necks at the same time . . . then you were probably born an only child.

    One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

    Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head (ANGEL!) says, "This is going to take more then one night . . ."

    I hear voices, and they don't like you.

    After Monday and Tuesday, the calendar always says: W T F

    I don't get even; I get odder.

    Move on. It's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book, just turn the page.

    (Nice play on words . . .) If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

    Be OPTIMISTIC . . . All the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

    I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

    Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional . . .

    DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

    If you always stop and smell the roses, sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

    Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

    If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

    Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people seem bright until they speak. (Pretty sure that's Einstein's quote, but eh)

    If I had one wish, obviously I'd wish for unlimited wishes!

    Whatever you do, always give 100% . . . Unless you're donating blood.

    Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every two months.

    Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed—I'm not a can.

    Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

    To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

    Software engineering today is a race between programmers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe striving to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. (Yeah, and I think I know Who's behind it all . . .)

    Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

    Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.

    The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

    There are three types of people: Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who must test the electric fence for themselves.

    If zombies eat brains, you and I are safe.

    If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!

    The voices in my head may not be real but they still have some pretty good ideas . . .

    Never take life too seriously. No one comes out alive anyway.

    Excuse me while I attempt to find a container for my joy.

    Your multiple personalities are freaking out my imaginary friend!

    I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

    The problem with democracy is that some people are stupid, but the problem with dictatorships is that all dictators are stupid.

    Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

    Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

    Math is the only place where you can buy seventy cantaloupes and no one wonders what the heck is wrong with you. (Has anyone read 12 Again and how the mom has to take those math tests and she's mentally laughing her head off at how ridiculous it is? . . . Perfect illustration right there.)

    I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms. (Or connotations . . .)

    If you want to say something and sound smart, put the name of a famous philosopher after whatever you just said. —Aristotle

    Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

    They couldn't repair your brakes, so they made your horn louder.

    When I die, I want to go peacefully like Grandfather did, in his sleep—not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

    I am sick of people having a near-death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That's not GOD . . . It's a MAGLIGHT!

    I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

    When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's something entirely different.

    I'm not in denial. I'm just selectively picky about which reality I choose to accept.

    There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

    Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

    You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

    Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

    You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

    The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

    They’ve promised dreams can come true, but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too . . .

    He who laughs last thinks slowest.

    You say I've lost my sanity. Well, I have news for you: You can't lose what you never had in the first place.

    They say the truth will set me free. Then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

    You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.

    A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

    Don't keep calm! You're a freaking fangirl!

    Still here? Am I that interesting?

    And one final thing I saw online:
    Me: I hope nothing bad happens to my favorite character.
    J.K. Rowling: LOL
    Rick Riordan: LOL
    Suzanne Collins: LOL
    (Get it? Get it? Get it get it get it? . . . Isn't it just so true?)
    NO NO NO WAIT! Someone in the Unwind fandom said to Neal Shusterman: "Do not pull a Victoria Roth on us!")

    "About the stories. They'll last, even if nothing else does. They'll be like a light in the dark, and they'll burn as long as the dark lasts and go on out the far side of it into the morning."

    —Gwyna, Here Lies Arthur by Philip Reeve (stand-alone)

    (And if you can't find the definition of what you're looking for here, check Fanlore. [External link])

    Alternate Reality / AR: A story that deviates from canon (see Canon) and is set in a world/setting/timeline/"reality" (hence the name "Alternate Reality") that had been established in canon, even if it had been mentioned in passing. It can also refer to a story set in another "version" of the canon, e.g. a book series's movie world, or vice versa. DIFFERENT FROM Alternate Universe / AU.

    Alternate Universe / AU: A story which deviates from canon (see Canon) and explores possible events had things happened differently. (Ex: What would have happened if Darth Vader had never gone to the Dark Side?) It may also refer to a story in which the setting is in a previously unstated (and thus the creation of the author's imagination) "universe," with no canonical proof that said "universe" exists / can exist. DIFFERENT FROM Alternate Reality / AR.

    Author's Note / A/N / AN: An author's note(s), commenting on his or her fic, or an element of it.

    Bashing: Poking fun of a character, pairing, group, or topic, portraying them/it as unintelligent, ridiculous, in a negative light, etc.

    Beta Reader / Beta (v. or n.): Someone who helps to edit a fic, or gives suggestions about said fic's elements.

    Canon: The way the story unfolded originally outside of fan fiction; the way the original creator or author portrayed it.

    Challenge: Similar to a writing prompt or plot bunny. (See Plot Bunny.) A challenge, though, sets specific guidelines/rules for the writer, or outlines objects or events the fic has to include. Can be any genre, or multiple genres. (See Genre.) A story written for a challenge is often preceded with "Written for [so-and so's / series's name] [the] [insert challenge name] [challenge] ." (Ex: Padme must knit a sweater for Anakin. Obi-Wan must learn to play the bagpipes. Mace Windu must wear purple. Must be rated PG.) (Ex: Written for FanficLover's Yuletide Crossing Paths Challenge.)

    Companion Piece: A piece of writing that is somehow/somewhat connected to something else the author has written. Differs from a series in that events do not need to be in chronological order, or even mentioned in both stories. Similar emotions or events can connect them instead.

    Cover Art / Coverart: Art created for a fic's cover, either by the author themselves, or someone else. Similar to the cover for a novel.

    Citrus: A story with light romance. Can include / Includes hugging, kissing, cuddling, etc. (Can be referred to as "fluff" or a "fluffy" story.) (See Fluff.)

    Crack fic / Crackfic: Fics that have unique or strange plots, or maybe no plot at all. Can usually be classified as humor. (Ex: A story about Darth Vader and the pet bunny he named Fred.) Can also refer to a pointless fic, or one meant to make the readership laugh until . . . Never mind.

    "Crack" ship / Crack ship / Crackship: A ship (see Ship) or pairing (see Pairing) that is nonsensical, random, or completely non-canonical. It is often unaccepted as fanon (see Fanon). Usually is supported by the creator of the crack ship.

    Crossover: A fic which combines two or more fandoms, connecting canon events or creating situations where characters from different fandoms meet. (See fandom.)

    Death fic / Deathfic: A fic that someone writes when the main character (or just characters) die normally. It can also refer to a fic in which the author writes about a character mourning / "getting over" / thinking about the death of (an)other character(s). Usually takes the form of one-shots or two-shots. (See One-shot and/or Two-shot

    Disclaimer: A note by the author of a fic acknowledging that the characters and events they are portraying are not their original or intellectual property. They may also state that the author does not intend to make any profit from their writing or infringe upon the original creator's rights. (Often written as a safeguard against lawsuits, admin banning, angry authors / copyright owners, etc.)

    Drabble: A very short piece of writing meant to convey or portray a specific emotion, point, or instance. In its strictest form, it is limited to one hundred words, not including author's notes. (See Author's Note.) Thus, drabbles are often used as challenges and/or writing prompts. (See Challenge.) (Lately, authors have also expanded the definition of "drabble," which may result in "extended" drabbles, such as bidrabbles.)

    Fandom: A term for the show, movie, book, or cartoon which a fan supports, enjoys, or is writing fan fiction for. (Ex: Harry Potter, Star Wars, Dark Angel, Supernatural, etc.)

    Fan Fiction / Fanfic / Fic: Stories written by fans for television shows, books, movies, or cartoons, about the characters or events included within a specific fandom or fandoms. (See Fandom.)

    Fanon: The fan version of canon. (See Canon.) The story might not have been written that way, but there are certain events, story lines, or characteristics that are / can be (generally) accepted as fact by the fans.

    Femslash: Slash (see Slash) between two female characters.

    Flame / Flaming (v.): A cruel, overly harsh review of someone’s work without any constructive criticism; a review comprised entirely of insulting remarks; a review written with the sole purpose of upsetting the author and/or their story.

    Fluff: Fics that are lighthearted, usually very cute, and/or very romantic.

    Gary-Stu / Gary Stu: A character, most often male, who fits all stereotypical labels (can be described as "perfect") and could be the answer to all conflicts in a storyline/fic. The character is usually interested in / romantically paired with a primary character (who also can be labeled as another "perfect" character). It is the "male version" of a Mary-Sue. (See Mary-Sue / Mary Sue.)

    Gen / Genfic: A story that is free of any slash or overly graphic content. (See Slash.) Can also be used to mean that the story is free of any type of romantic relationship, pairing, ship, etc. (See Pairing and/or Ship.)

    Genre: The category a story belongs to (very similar to that of canonical fiction genres). (Ex: Humor, angst, romance, etc.)

    Het: A romantic relationship in a story between a male and a female. (See Pairing

    In-character / In Character / IC: Describes the way that a character's personality is portrayed in a fic, which matches what fans have come to expect from that character.

    Kink / Kinky (adj.): An eccentric idea or unusual sexual tastes with lemon, lime, etc. (See Lemon and/or Lime.)

    Lime: A fic with lightly discriptive sex scenes but black out before / lack of anything "worse."

    Lemon: A fic with very discriptive sex scenes.

    Mary-Sue / Mary Sue: A character, usually female, that is very stereotypical or even so far as "perfect," and often has all the answers to all the problems in a storyline. The character is also usually interested in, or paired romantically with, one of the other primary characters (who often also happens to be another "perfect" character). The male version of a Mary Sue is often called a Gary Stu. (See Gary-Stu / Gary Stu.)

    MPreg: (Normally in yaoi (see Yaoi / Yeri.).) When a male has the child instead of a female.

    OC / Original Character: An original character of your own creation, who is not canonical. (See Canon.)

    Out of Character / OOC: Describes or refers to the way the portrayal of a character [in a fic] doesn't match what fans have come to expect from that character, or even a departure from the character's personage.

    One-Shot: A piece of writing, similar to a vignette (see Vignette), that is not connected to or intended to follow another story. The characters' thoughts are often less internally focused than a vignette, however, and the tone less formal. Can be any genre. (See Genre.) Though usually consisting of one chapter, two-shots and three-shots are examples of longer one-shots. (See Two-Shot and/or Three-Shot.)

    One True Pairing / OTP: A romantic pairing that a fan personally believes is the only true or acceptable romantic pairing in a fandom. Usually, but not necessarily, a pairing that is part of canon. (See Canon.)

    Pairing: Similar to a ship (see Ship). Normally refers to a canonical romantic pairing between two of the fandom's (see Fandom) characters, usually straight. (See Het.) When used, most often it is meant to differ from a slash. (See Slash.)

    Plot Bunny: An idea for a story that may or may not be in [the early stages of] development, or (less often used as) an element of a story.

    POV / Point of View: The perspective a story is written from.

    PWP / Porn with Plot: Self-explanatory. . . .

    Ship: A particular romantic pairing (see Pairing). Can also refer to a pairing whose degree of acceptability (depending on the fandom (see Fandom), its relative fanon (see Fanon), canon (see Canon), etc.), can be debated upon.

    Shipper: Someone who likes, supports, or promotes a certain romantic pairing.

    Shmoop: The fluffiest fluff. (See Fluff.)

    Slash: Male/male or female/female romantic parings. (Female/female parings are often referred to as femslash. (See Femslash.))

    Spoiler / Spoilers: Information, references, and/or events from certain episodes, books, or movies within a fandom that others may not know of, or wish to know of. Especially important for an ongoing series like a television show, since not every fan may have seen the most recent episode. (Similarly, in a fandom of a book series, spoilers would consist of So-and-So dies in the last book, or such remarks.)

    Switzerland (n. used as adj. or adv.): Typically in all fandoms, [the state of being] neutral towards shipping (see Shipping); having no shipping at all.

    Tag: A story with events that are connected to, meant to follow, or meant to occur just before events in a certain episode, book, or movie in a fandom. Often explores a character's thoughts or feelings about those events.

    Three-Shot: Similar to one-shot and two-shot (see One-Shot and/or Two-Shot), only three chapters long.

    Two-shot: Similar to one-shot, only two chapters long. (See One-Shot and/or Three-Shot.)

    Verse / 'Verse: (Short for "universe.") The events, characters, and storyline surrounding a fandom or an AU series of fics. (See Alternate Universe / AU.) Often used in phrases like "movie 'verse," "comic 'verse," etc.

    Vignette: A short piece of writing, usually a story which is only a few pages or a [few] chapter(s) long, that focuses on making a particular point or exploring a particular emotion or event. The characters' thoughts are usually internally focused, and the tone more formal. Can be any genre. (See Genre.)

    WIP / Work in progress: A story that is not posted completely, and is still being written.

    Whump / Whumping: Severe mental or physical pain in a fic, which can be focused on a main character or group of main characters.

    Yaoi / Yeri/Yuri: Same-sex couples; usually used in an anime fandom. Note that these come with often negative connotations regarding the nature of such relationships.

    Now copy and paste things! This is probably the longest part of my profile. Feel free to copy/paste anything from here! So . . .

    Scary Things Little Kids Love

    1. Santa—A big fat guy sneaking down your chimney stealing your cookies and milk who knows when you're sleeping, when you're awake, and if you've been bad or good? Can somebody say stalker already?

    2. Halloween—364 days of the year your parents tell you not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween it's encouraged? Also, who knows if one of those weapons are real?

    3. Fourth of July—Children are allowed to play with fire and explosives. Real smart, parents, real smart.

    4. The Tooth Fairy—A magical being who sneaks into your house at night and encourages kids to sell body parts.

    5. The Easter Bunny—A bunny who sneaks into houses giving away candy-filled eggs. Well, actually this one isn't that scary. Just plain not right.

    6. Barney—He's a big purple dinosaur who sings happy songs about "I love you, you love me" and once took kids to the moon. Need I say more?


    1) That's not right... Sum Ting Wong
    2) Are you harboring a fugitive?... Hu Yu Hai Ding
    3) See me ASAP... Kum Hia Nao
    4) Stupid Man... Dum Fuk
    5) Small Horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
    6) Did you go to the Beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
    7) I bumped into a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
    8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
    9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
    10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
    11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
    12) Our meeting is next week... Wai Yu Kum Nao
    13) Staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
    14) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Xing Ka
    15) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Sin Ki Pu
    16) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah

    Things to Ponder:

    Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

    I wonder why people say "life is so short" when life is the longest thing that you will ever experience?

    If curiosity killed the cat, then what about its other eight lives?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do a "practice"?

    Isn't it funny how the word "politics" is made up of the words "poli" meaning many and "tics" as in the bloodsucking creatures?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, then is that considered a hostage situation?

    So what's the speed of dark?

    How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

    A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station . . .

    If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

    Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

    Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    If the opposite of "pro" is "con," then would "congress" be the opposite of "progress"?

    If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

    Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

    What disease did cured ham have?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

    Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

    How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

    Why do we shut up, but don't quiet down?

    How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

    What happens when Pinocchio says that his nose is going to grow?

    What color does a Smurf turn when you choke it?

    Do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    If knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?

    How come Superman would stop bullets with his chest, but ducked when people threw stuff at him?

    If it's zero degrees today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

    Why is it an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in an asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?

    How come schools say they don't allow weapons but give all students textbooks?

    So when did time begin, and when will time end?

    Why do parents tell their kids not to accept candy from strangers 364 days and then on Halloween they encourage it?

    If two foots are called feet, then why do we say "footballs" instead of "feetball"?

    Why is the word "cheese" considered random? Or "cookies"? Or "tacos"? Or

    If silence is golden, then what color is loud?

    How do scientists know the colors dogs see in?

    Why are apartments called "apartments" when they're all stuck together?

    How come we drive on parkways, and then park on driveways?

    If swimming is so good for your figure, then how do you explain whales?

    Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Nothing really rushes, right?

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    Why didn't Noah just swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that's used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    If the #2 pencil is the most popular pencil, why is it still #2?

    If sleep is so good for your brain, why isn't it allowed in school?

    Why are snacks called "fun-sized" when there's nothing "fun" about getting a smaller potion of food?

    If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

    How do you know if your pen's out of invisible ink?

    If Walmart is lowering prices daily, then how come none of it is free yet?

    Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?

    Why do they report power outages on TV?

    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

    Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

    Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

    Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?

    What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?

    How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?

    How do you throw away a garbage can?

    Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?

    When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?

    Is there another word for "synonym"?

    Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    If truth is stranger than fiction, then how strange are lies?

    If a taxi has to go backwards, does the driver owe you money?

    What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?

    How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

    Why do they put pictures of criminals in the post office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?

    If you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

    Why can't you find fresh sardines at a supermarket?

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?

    Can't anyone who has a job go into the doors marked "Employees Only"? Shouldn't they be more specific and say, "Employees of This Place Only"?

    Why are people so scared of mice, yet love Mickey Mouse?

    Why is it called common sense if it seems to be so rare?

    If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

    Is it possible to scream from the bottom of your lungs?

    If everything in the Universe is part of a larger system, then what larger system is our Universe part of? (And after that, what's that part of?)

    Why losing your pen is a death sentence:

    Lost your pen = no pen
    No pen = no notes
    No notes = no study
    No study = fail
    Fail = no diploma
    No diploma = no work
    No work = no money
    No money = no food
    No food = you get skinny
    You get skinny = then you get ugly
    Ugly = no love
    No love = no marriage
    No marriage = no children
    No children = alone
    Alone = depression
    Depression = sickness
    Sickness = death

    Lesson: Don't lose your pen, or you will die.

    Letters the Mailman Forgot to Deliver

    Dear Yahoo,
    I've never, ever heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it . . ." Just saying . . .
    Sincerely, Google

    Dear 6,
    Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
    Sincerely, 7

    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till five.
    Sincerely, the unicorns

    Dear America,
    You produced Miley Cyrus. Justin Bieber is your punishment.
    Sincerely, Canada

    Dear Impossible,
    Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.
    Sincerely, Spongebob

    Dear Dreams,
    PLEASE stop ending right when I get to the good part!
    Sincerely, Sleeping People

    Dear Parents,
    I am fully aware that money doesn't grow on trees. That's why I'm asking you for it.
    Sincerely, Broke Child

    Dear Math,
    I am not a therapist; go solve your own problems.
    Sincerely, Students

    Dear China,
    Where do you dig your holes to?
    Sincerely, A Curious American

    Dear Lost Keys,
    Sincerely, Lost Phone on Silent

    Dear Kids,
    Give the silly rabbit some Trix already!
    Sincerely, the Committee of Compassionate People Worried about the Rabbit's Health

    Dear Cursed Black Hole At the Bottom of My Backpack,
    Please stop eating my pens and pencils and homework. I kind of need those.
    Sincerely, Unprepared Student

    Dear Slowest Walkers in the World,
    Please do not form an impassable wall in front me.
    Sincerely, Stuck Behind You and Late to Class

    Dear Dad,
    I think you took the Got-Your-Nose Game a little too seriously.
    Sincerely, Voldemort

    Well, after reading the following anagrams, I think someone had too much time on their hands . . .

    DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

    PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

    ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

    DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

    THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

    GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

    THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

    SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

    ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY (Heheh amity . . .)

    ELECTION—RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES—LET'S RECOUNT

    SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

    A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

    THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

    ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

    TIMOTHY MCGEE: When You rearrange the letters: THOM E GEMCITY

    MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

    Harry Potter fans: "I want to go to Hogwarts!"
    Percy Jackson fans: "I want to go to Camp Half-Blood!"
    Chronicles of Narnia fans: "I want to go to Narnia!"
    Hunger Games fans: ". . . I'm good.

    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

    He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

    Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

    Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

    Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

    Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

    Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

    Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

    He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on.


    ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

    ...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

    ...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes in the front

    ...people buy hot dogs in packs of 10 and hot dog buns in packs of 8 the banks leave both doors wide open and then chain the pens to the counter

    ...are there drive-thru ATMs with Braille

    ...can people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a Diet Coke people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and keep their junk in locked storage garages the word "politics" used to describe the progress so well; "poli-" in Latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures" we have Fourth of July, where explosives and fire are encouraged and treated as entertainment and a holiday we have a law that makes it illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour. (Specifically: CALIFORNIA.)


    1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

    2. "Someone call the janitor—we're going to need a mop."

    3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"

    4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!"

    5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

    6. "Hand me that . . . uh . . . that uh . . . uh . . . thingy."

    7. "Oh no! I just dropped my Rolex." Pause. "Shall I fetch it?"

    8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?"

    9. "Damn, there go the lights again . . ."

    10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

    11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?!"

    12. "Oooooooops!"

    Kids Are Quick

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: Maria.

    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

    TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
    GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!

    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
    MILLIE: . . . "I is—"
    TEACHER: No, Millie. Always say, "I am."
    MILLIE: All right . . . "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

    Professor Flitwick . . . does not know where Snow White is.

    Professor Snape . . . has no wish to get in touch with his "feminine side."

    Professor Moody . . . The best "teaching" Hogwarts has seen in a long while.

    Professor McGonagall . . . does not take herself too seriously. It is a very bad idea to tell her.

    Professor Dumbledore . . . should be referred to as "Professor," "Headmaster," or "Sir"—not, under any circumstances, "Dude," "My Leige," or "Tim the Enchanter."

    Hermione Granger . . . has PMS and a wand.

    Ron Weasley . . . is very afraid of spiders.

    Luna Lovegood . . . is perfectly sane, thank you very much.

    Ginny Weasley . . . still wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

    Fred Weasley . . . knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

    George Weasley . . . knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not even remotely sorry.

    Oliver Wood . . . has heard every single joke possible about his name. No, that is not a challenge.

    Lily Evans . . . swears she is not in love with James Potter.

    James Potter . . . doesn’t believe her.

    Remus Lupin . . . would prefer fewer jokes about "his time of the month."

    Sirius Black . . . escaped Azkaban, evaded Dementors, outwitted the Ministry . . . was killed by drapery.

    Andromeda Black . . . is going to marry a Muggle—screw the consequences.

    Gryffindors . . . will jump off a cliff.

    Slytherins . . . will push someone else off.

    Hufflepuffs . . . will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

    Ravenclaws . . . will get hold of a flying carpet.

    The Things That Make You Worry About Human Intelligence:

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I thought it'd be cold!!)

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

    On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Tell me why I bought the medicine again . . .)

    On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (So, I cannot use it in outer space nor any extra dimensions? Dang it!)

    On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for any other use." (I gotta admit, I'm real curious.)

    On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

    On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh nooooo we get real fake bacon.)

    On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (For the bubbly idiots!)

    On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

    On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Genitals . . . ? Was this happening somewhere???)

    On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food)

    On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)

    On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion . . .)

    On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Something must've gotten lost in the translation. Like, big time.)

    On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)




    within 3 minutes







    ["[I]f he's fighting with . . . with Them . . . with the ones who made the bright Book, isn't he in the wrong?"
    (I don't know,) Fred said again. (How am I supposed to judge? But you're wizards, you should know how terrible a power belief is, especially in the wrong hands—and how do you tell which hands are wrong? Believe something and the Universe is on its way to being changed. Because you've changed, by believing. Once you've changed, other things start to follow. Isn't that the way it works?)]

    —So You Want to Be a Wizard; Diane Duane (Young Wizards, book 1)


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    Seven Great Reasons Not to Mess with Children

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
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    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
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    A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
    As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
    The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
    The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
    Without looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year olds.
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    Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

    One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
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    Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
    The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"

    The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
    "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'Look, there's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'See, that's Michael, he's a doctor.'
    A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

    A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
    "Yes," the class said.
    "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
    A little fellow shouted, "'Cause your feet ain't empty."

    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: Take only ONE. God is watching.
    Moving further along the lunch line, the other end of the table displayed a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
    A child had written a note next to it: Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

    She's emo? You'd cut too, if you've been through what she has.
    She's anorexic? You'd be too, if everyone called you fat everyday.
    She's a whore? She made one mistake that cost her her reputation.
    She's a showoff? Her parents abuse her, & she's never heard a praise.
    She's loud? She's invisible at home, & she wants to be heard.
    She's quiet? She's afraid to speak, because she's afraid to get made fun of.
    She's fat? She overeats to drown her sorrow for her dead father.
    She's a geek? She wants to get into college, so she can support her poverty-stricken family.
    She doesn't wear Abercrombie? Her parents have been out of work for months: clothes aren't exactly her top priority if she can't ever afford food.
    She's ugly? Tell me, what is the definition of beauty?

    Who are you to judge them?

    You know their name, not their story.

    Actual court dialogue that proves human stupidity:

    ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
    WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
    ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
    WITNESS: My name is Susan!

    ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
    WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

    ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    WITNESS: I forget.
    ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

    ATTORNEY: Now doctor, it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
    WITNESS: . . . Did you actually pass the bar exam?

    ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old one, how old is he?
    WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

    ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
    WITNESS: Are you kidding me?

    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
    WITNESS: None.
    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
    WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

    ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
    WITNESS: By death.
    ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
    WITNESS: Take a wild guess.

    ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
    WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
    ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
    WITNESS: Unless the circus was in town, I'm going with male.

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
    WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

    ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
    WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
    ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
    WITNESS: If not, he certainly was by the time I finished.

    Well, whatever method you used to get here, congratulations for reaching the end and I will see you again! Hopefully!

    Dai stiho / Hunt's luck / baaaiiii / etc., etc.,

    —Crystal (Veritas) Silvera

    (See all the references I did there? See them see them see them—)

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    Spread Your Wings by Echoes Come in Whispers reviews
    Annabeth couldn't believe it. She'd just gotten Percy back from the Romans and now some creepy dudes in white coats show up and take him! Percy, on the other hand, was confused. He'd woken up in a strange place, with strange kids, and strange feathery things growing out of his back. Why wasn't he at Camp Half-Blood?
    Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,742 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 9/25/2012
    Warriors Comedy by Spottedfire7 reviews
    Thunderclan..a place of wonders, laughs, and comedy! Watch these spunky cats strut their stuff in this silly parody! (I do not own warriors or characters.)
    Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 28,974 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Firestar, Ivypool - Complete
    I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews
    An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,232 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
    Dumbledore's Questionable Plan by silvershadowrebel reviews
    Dumbledore fears the upcoming battles against Voldemort. So, he asks his old friend, Chiron, to send reinforcements. Chiron sends Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico to pose as wizards and help win the war. As they attend Hogwarts, the Golden Trio becomes suspicious on their identities. Will they blow the demigods' covers before the war is over? T for violence.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,328 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Harry P., Nico A.
    Inquiry and Retrieval by arioso dolente reviews
    When odd things happen around her, what does young Hermione Granger do? What does she ever do? Research. Of course, she hadn't counted on magical creature wrangling being part of that. Pre-Hogwarts, slight crossover with Young Wizards.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,436 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Carl - Complete
    Insert Unexpected Frienemy Here by Hakurei Ryuu reviews
    The Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society sends out a team of agents to deal with a Sue in the Deltora Quest fandom. But what happens when the party is gatecrashed by someone even more dangerous? ACMSES is an ongoing series, see our C2 for more.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,781 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 11/14/2011
    Random Blurbs! by bltbackwards reviews
    Random, funny blurbs. What more can I say? The exclamation mark is even calling out to you!
    Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Eragon S., Arya, Saphira, Murtagh - Complete
    Five Times Annie Remembered by Ramonks33 reviews
    Canon: Annie Cresta's mind is constant static. Always moving, never sure. But these are the five memories that stay. The five memories she is sure is absolutely real. The fives times Annie Cresta is sure she remembers. Rated T for content.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Finnick O., Annie C.
    Stunning by JustMeKate reviews
    Roshaun isn't dead: he isn't even missing. Miril, 'Mela, and Dari will have their revenge.
    Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Dairine C., Roshaun
    Warriors Book 1: Watch the Sky by Taylor Raye Pember reviews
    Rated T for graphic violence. Right after the battle with the Dark Forest Place of No Stars , Jayfeather recieves a prophecy proclaiming the return of SkyClan. Please enjoy this story.
    Warriors - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Jayfeather, Briarlight
    21 Things Our Favorite Deltorans Would Never Say by Freida Right reviews
    Another addition to my colection of these. Also, I've done my best to be truer to the books than the anime, though it wss tempting to do otherwise. ;)
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Complete
    Packs of the Sky by Skystar5 reviews
    Warriors wolves. Welcome into the world if Nightmoon. A young black wolf with a huge honor. But when her pack is in danger, how far will she go to save her pack from the shining scarlet? Alliances formed, trust broken, boundaries overstepped... How far will Nightmoon have to go to keep her pack safe?
    Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 10/27/2012
    When It Is Right to Do So by Curlscat reviews
    I was looking for a Carl POV on the moments when he talked to Nita during Deep Wizardry, and I realized that there aren't any fics about this. I feel this was a great oversight, so I wrote my own. I don't have the best grasp on either of their POVs, though, so tell me if you catch anything I should fix.
    Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Tom S., Carl - Complete
    Side-Quests by reminiscent-afterthought reviews
    Outside the main quest we saw, there were things that defined a person, a place or a time.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013
    Watching the Earth Rise by Curlscat reviews
    When they finally discover the feelings everyone else has been telling them were there all along, nothing really changes- they're still just Nita and Kit on the moon. Post AWoM oneshot because it's way past time I wrote something for this series. The way I picture things going, since Diane Duane said this won't be a typical YA love story.
    Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Nita C., Kit R.] - Complete
    Pieces by AspergianStoryteller reviews
    Bits of adventure, pieces of life. On hiatus.
    Rowan of Rin series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Rowan
    A Season of Death by junebugz21 reviews
    Stripe is a rogue who lives near the lake territory. She knows of the Clans, and is horrified to have fallen in love with one of them, and soon she will find out how much of a mistake she made.
    Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,260 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Lionblaze
    Dear Fanfiction by our dancing days reviews
    ... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 3510 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012
    After the End by KJtheELMtree reviews
    Any character, remembering any of the ones who fell in the fight against the Lone Power. READ THIS I AM NOT WORTHY.
    Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Nita C., Kit R., Dairine C. - Complete
    Reading The Forests of Silence by IsItJustMe14 reviews
    Lief, Barda and Jasmine travel back in time to read the books with Sharn, Endon, Jarred and Anna. Set before the invasion of the Shadow Lord, but after Jarred escapes the Palace.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Lief, Endon
    Metamorphosis: The 123rd Hunger Games by Morgandi reviews
    The Games... they'll change the tributes. The poor kids plan on entering the arena as people with their identities intact, but what will come out is entirely different. They might come out broken physically and scarred mentally. And they'll probably come out dead. There's no changing that.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,674 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013
    One Last Word by Ramonks33 reviews
    A spinoff series of my other story, One Last Life. Characters of the Hunger Games write letters to each other, dead to alive, and vice versa. Or dead to dead, or alive to alive. I hope I don't make you cry
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013
    The Sorcerer Oacus by SpringRiverImagination reviews
    His heart was empty, his emotions void. He despised the weak and he was a servant to the strong. He sought to fill the emptiness within him with somthing...anything. His endless search across the land of Deltora led him right to what he had been searching for in the form of a brave young boy, though it may not be what he thought he needed.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,447 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012
    Ashes by ferretWARLORD reviews
    A very deep and serious short story I have been wanting to write. I couldn't think of a good summary to compliment it, so please just read it and tell me what you think! Its a story about a huge war fought between the woodlanders and the vermin. Their might be some mistakes, but I really don't care because I'm proud of this!
    Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Complete
    One Last Life by Ramonks33 reviews
    "A tribute, to your tributes"
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Thresh, Other tributes, Finnick O., Blight - Complete
    More Than Once by Starlit Skyline reviews
    More than once, you'll catch yourself wishing that things could have been different. Takes place after the Battle of Del. I don't own Deltora Quest or the cover image, it belongs to WingedWarrior7 from deviantART.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Doom/Jarred - Complete
    A Handful of Dust by Elleirabird reviews
    A boy who can't let go. A girl with a dark secret. And an underground project called PANEM...the Underland's been discovered, and Gregor's the only one who knows. But now the enemy is much more cunning, and much more powerful. But he has a problem: there's no prophecy. No clues. The fate of the Underland and Manhattan alike hangs in the balance...and if he fails, both will fall.
    Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Gregor, Luxa, Ripred, Howard
    The Words that Changed it All by Drizzle117 reviews
    Many things have happened to Peril. But the conversation leading up to the words that changed her life is possibly the most important yet. A one-shot.
    Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Scarlet, Peril - Complete
    Fablehaven reads Fablehaven by 1238904756 reviews
    Stan Sorenson recieves a copy of each of the five Fablehaven books and the characters from the books read them. Spoiler warning, obviously.
    Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,245 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012
    The Grimm Tales by RanLei reviews
    If you don't know Allen Carrol well, all you see is a handsome baby-faced man who's very in love with his wife and daughter, but if you know Allen Carrol well, you will know just how much of a genius he is. Do people even know that he's really obsessed with the Grimm Brothers' fairy tales? Well, 19th Hunger Games is in for another huge surprise by the Carrols!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,310 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Other tributes
    Gone by Ramonks33 reviews
    She was gone. And all he had done was for nothing. She had fallen. He hadn't caught her. An alternate ending to the Mark of Athena. My fourthieth fanfiction!
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
    Frozen In Time by Hungergameslover04 reviews
    Winner. Conqueror. Vanquisher. Champion. Victor. Victors, the winners of the Games. Conquerors of the arena. Vanquishers of twenty-three kids. Champions of Panem. Abused. Unloved. Lonely. Broken. They are, and always will be. Frozen in time. One-shot. (For Ruetheday's 'Frozen In Time' prompt contest.)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Haymitch A., Finnick O., Johanna M., Annie C. - Complete
    Dragon of the Depths by Lex Fowler reviews
    Creel is back, this time with a daughter named Laurana, Rani for short! When King Caxel lets dragons trade directly with Feravel, some secrets are revealed that were better left secret. Then Rani falls into a cavern, and manages to lift herself up onto a log before she falls to her death. But how will she get out safely? Follow her through the twists of tunnels and flight of dragon
    Dragon Slippers Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Creel C., Luka
    Hunger Games Abridged! by Ramonks33 reviews
    Do you find the Hunger Games too long?ABRIDGED! Officially, this has changed to a rated T fic...just saying. And for hell's sake, THIS IS A CRACK FIC. I may as well point it out now before someone takes this seriously.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,080 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Katniss E. - Complete
    Two is the Loneliest Number by Hawki reviews
    Oneshot: "I've been waiting for you. Perhaps you thought you were here to capture me. But I know the truth. Part of you knows it as well. That's why you're not going to use the Master Ball. That's why you're going to do battle. One last battle...mine...or yours..."
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Mewtwo, Red - Complete
    Angel of the Streets (redo) by BlackVeiledProxy reviews
    My father called me nothing but It, I was in his eyes, worthless. Nothing but broken. Then one day, my whole life changed. I now lived in Bloodclan, with a new name. The only person who ever believed in me, and my inspiration, Scourge, the infamous leader of the notorious Bloodclan. (Redone)
    Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Scourge, Firestar
    A Bloody Feather by Twiggy727 reviews
    Two owls were hatched on the same night and share distant blood but their destinies took totally different turns.Living in a world of battle and murder, two young barn owls named Shaze and Shamere. One becomes high ruler of the Pure Ones, the other a high rank in the Great Tree. Their shared blood can lead to the death of the other...
    Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012
    We All Love Facebook by Spaidel reviews
    The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,578 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
    How to Spend Your Time in Panem by egoats reviews
    I feel the title is self-explanitory. T for death
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012
    Suddenly by Ramonks33 reviews
    "I won't fail you two..." he whispered, as he saw Annabeth's tiny fist enclose on Thalia's "I promise" A little one shot before they arrived at Camp Half Blood
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Annabeth C., Luke C. - Complete
    The Lightning Thief Parody by DarkPaladin000 reviews
    A parody of the Lighting Thief. No, it's not supposed to make sense. Enjoy! Continued in the Heroes of Olympus Parody.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
    Percy Jackson Facebook Style by skylands reviews
    Ares develops an obsession with one of Apollo's sons, Jason has a top secret teddy bear, Sally experiences confusion with chatspeak and Annabeth and Calypso battle it out on Facebook. WARNING: This story has caused people to choke on their dinner, fall off their chairs and receive weird looks for laughing too loudly.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
    Unyielding by DreamingIce reviews
    It hellish here, but his enemies have unwittingly given him information that make the hope burn brighter still. Endon-as-Jarred in his cell. DQ1 short drabble.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Endon - Complete
    Beyond Understanding by tielan reviews
    We all remember how the Beginning ended. A story of friendship sundered, despair, and hope.
    Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Peach, Lone Power - Complete
    Top 20 Muggle Pranks by Dementors hate chocolate reviews
    Fun with whoopee cushions, pins, Sirius' phobia, and more! Lily pranks, James gives up pranking, and Remus finds a wolfie girl. Marauder era. COMPLETE.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,889 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - James P., Marauders - Complete
    A Splinter in My Mind by Hawki reviews
    Poem: Entering Narnia is both a blessing and a curse. A curse, because in the end, one must always leave it.
    Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Complete
    The Eeveelution Clans by Misfortuna reviews
    Starkit was born Shiny, appointing her heir to MoonClan's leadership, and she's determined to do it right. But she makes an awful mistake that forces her to begin anew, disguising her previous identity and saving herself from exile. In doing so she discovers that her unique position could place a vital new duty into her paws: single-handedly preventing an impending second Clan war.
    Crossover - Pokémon & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Eevee/Eievui
    One Will Stand: The 23rd Annual Hunger Games by Hungergameslover04 reviews
    Voldemort ruled all. After defeating the Boy Who Lived, nothing stood in the way of him taking over the entire Wizarding World. He was feared and respected. Death Eaters roamed freely. The world was a living nightmare. It was exactly how he wanted it. But, there was still one question that he faced. How was he going to keep the people he ruled in line? The Hunger Games. SYOW CLOSED
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012
    Christmas in Deltora by The-Nutkase reviews
    Deltora is finally at peace after the defeat of the Shadowlord. In Del, everyone is enjoying the festive Christmas season- all except Jasmine who finds it difficult to understand all the traditions associated with the holiday. In an attempt to cheer her up, Lief tries to show her what the meaning behind Christmas really is.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Lief, Jasmine - Complete
    The adventures of Toast Primrose Rue Mellark by clovexoxocato reviews
    "Hello. My name is Toast Primrose Rue Mellark, and this is my story. I am sixteen years old, and I live in District 12 with my parents, Katniss and Peeta, and my younger brother, Rye Barley Wonderbread Mellark. We are a very happy family, apart from when my mother wakes up screaming and my father tries to kill her with a bread knife. Like I said, we are a very happy family." PARODY
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter
    Dear Fanfiction: Harry Potter by Hungergameslover04 reviews
    Have you ever read a HP Fanfic. and thought, "Man, what is wrong with the world?" Well the Harry Potter crew has, and boy, do they have a mouthfull! NOW COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
    Merry Christmas, Redwall! by Spider Milkshake reviews
    Every year, in the middle of the winter season, the Redwallers like to get together with their old 'uns and Dibbuns and give each other gifts. And sometimes... That day gets a strange visitor or forty. Merry Christma-er, I mean, "Happy Gift Day"!
    Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Complete
    The Silent Forest by Hawki reviews
    Poem: First rule about entering the Forests of Silence? Don't.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Complete
    One Winter Day by ferretWARLORD reviews
    A family of rats sees a hare approach their small shack, and reacts in fear. Small little one shot for christmas, please read and review.
    Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Complete
    Fail by 9r7g5h reviews
    Sometimes, even the Belt of Deltora could fail.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Lief - Complete
    Warriors:New Frontier Book 1 by MoonKissedDreamerEureka reviews
    In a distant land,four clans different from the ones we know and love have been thriving for far longer, but when shadows from their forgotten past threaten their present can four young cats,one from each clan, stop them before the clans are torn apart.Find out in the first book of WNF series,The Chosen Ones. T to be safe.
    Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012
    A Deadly Perspective by Library2.0 reviews
    How did Thresh die? The answer is here. Told from both Cato and Thresh's point of view.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Thresh, Cato - Complete
    Bloopers of The Hunger games Trilogy by swiggity swame this is my name reviews
    This is bloopers, and my version of how things should've happened Of course these people don't act like they really do so yeah! Rated M for language
    Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Katniss E., Other tributes
    New Gem, New Ally by Archiepoke123 reviews
    There is news that there is an 8th gem. Lief, Barda, and Jasmine set off to find it.
    Deltora Quest/デルトラクエスト - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2012
    Deltora Misadventures: Everyone wants to be Lief! by nimbi-piru reviews
    Crack fic! One-shot! An interview like story; Prompt:Why do so many characters look like Lief? Rated T for safety. One sided Mirror Lief X Lief, One sided Dain X Lief, Possible Mirror Lief X Dain. All for Fun! Complete Randomness! Part of the DA comics Deltora Misadventures. Nothing serious will be found here, except for my knowledge of the book! Remember Kris? I do!
    Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Lief - Complete
    The Killing Cupcake by chocolate-chip-cookie-monster reviews
    The curse of the killing cupcake! The rules change, and Katniss doesn't pull out the nightlock. So Peeta follows Haymitch's "Wise" Advice to kill the girl who he loves-and she loves him back-with a Crappy Cupcake. Set during the 74th Hunger games. A little OOC. A Oneshot for Tyson's Best Friend.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
    If the Capitol Were In The Hunger Games by makesuretheyrememberyou reviews
    No need for a description, the title says it all... *****REVIEW THIS AND I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER*****
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012
    Deltora's Protector by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
    Broken and near death 15-year-old Harry James Potter stumbles upon the land of Deltora during the time of the Shadow Lord's rule. Taken in by a familiar peddler, Harry creates a new identity and becomes what Deltora needs the most...a Protector.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,379 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P.
    The Pit and Where It Leads by Spider Milkshake reviews
    Follow Dria, a feisty mousemaid, into the pit to find where it leads.
    Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012
    Cooking with Cluny! by ferretWARLORD reviews
    Just a cooking show staring Cluny the Scourge and several other characters! Please read and reveiw! Is now rated: T
    Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Cluny the Scourge, Swartt Sixclaw - Complete
    The Lost Files of Inigan Slytherin by Hungergameslover04 reviews
    There has always been mystery surrounding Voldemort's snake, Nagini. When and where did he acquire his loyal pet? What if Nagini was not only a false name, but she was from a completely different place? Read about Voldemort and his meeting with an unexpected friend, and the circumstances surronding the mysterious Nagini. One-Shot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
    Falling Through Books by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
    The other side of the page. The adventure. She had always wanted to be part of it, and like in an old tale, she gets her wish. Now she is falling through the pages, landing in the story, exploring the life she wanted. But be careful what you wish for. DISCONTINUED FOR NOW
    Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011
    Unexplainable Insanity by Kai the Mad reviews
    Otherwise known as "what happens when you have way too much free time on your hands." But that title was way too long.
    Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Martin the Warrior - Complete
    The WarriorRedwall Show! by Squirrel in a Top Hat reviews
    A show... with Warriors and Redwall... WHAT could go wrong?
    Crossover - Redwall & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2012
    Life of a Conquering Alpha by Miz636 reviews
    After seven years of Hogwarts and winning the war against Voldemort, Harry now has a chance to live a somewhat normal life. Watch as he and his friends get jobs, have children, live their lives, and change the Wizarding world. Sequel to Alpha Trilogy. AU.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,922 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
    Epilogue: The Dragon of Mossflower by Dark Nation42 reviews
    The epilogue for a long piece of Redwall fiction that I will probably never write. Long ago I was struck with inspiration for the ending, though, so I wanted to write it down before I lost it forever. I wrote this when I was 19, so 6 years ago: clearly not up to my current standards, but worth putting here I suppose.
    Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Complete
    Dudley, you're a wizard! by Dementors hate chocolate reviews
    Dudley gets a letter from Hogwarts. Will his parents let him go? And what will Harry think?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,495 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
    The Real Story by silver snowdrop 363 reviews
    Just a crackfic I wrote when I was bored. It's kind of weird and really OOC...
    Silverwing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Complete
    If Cinderpelt Survived, How? by Cindysong reviews
    If Cinderpelt survived, how would it be? And now, also, what happened later and how her survival changed the history of Sunset's last pages... please read and review!
    Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Cinderpelt, Leafpool - Complete
    It Wasn't Accidental by connorxrisa897 reviews
    What if we were able to see Foxface's side of her own death, and she knew those berries were poisonous? What would be her dying thought? One-shot.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Foxface - Complete
    A Typical Day at the Abbey by Duckflesh reviews
    A story that should sound very familiar.
    Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Complete
    Friday Night by Dementors hate chocolate reviews
    Party at the Malfoy Mansion! Guests recall what happen the night before. Read and Review. ONESHOT.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
    Grim Tuesday's Navigator by DarkPaladin000 reviews
    Grim Tuesday finally finished building the train for his Pit, and he also installed a navigator. Too bad it doesn't work out like it's supposed to. Crack. Oneshot.
    Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Tuesday - Complete
    The Others by leontopithecusrosalia reviews
    When a group of preteens are having a water gun fight, they accidently stumble into the Owl Kingdoms, and are introduced to a world filled with talking animals, but trampled by war. Taken into the care of Soren, they try to find a way back to their home. But with the Great Tree in heavy conflict with the Pure Ones, how will their existence gone unnoticed? Set in The Siege.
    Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Soren, Kludd/Metal Beak
    Useless by 9r7g5h reviews
    In the end, it was useless.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Lief, Jasmine - Complete
    The Thinking of the Perfect Unwind by Breaking the Fourth Wall reviews
    Cameron O'Malley was perfect. That is what she believed the secret to not being unwound. But secrets are not always so reliable. Because in society even perfection can you unwound.
    Unwind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
    Leif is a Bully! by thevoidbetweenus reviews
    The title says it all. Leif is a bully! Haven't you noticed? This is just pointing it out to a greater extent. Problem? Don't read. THIS IS JUST A JOKE, OKAY? GET OVER IT.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Dain, Lief
    A Truth Realized by Soren2526 reviews
    Set during the events of Spirit Wolf and the death of Soren, Streak discovers the truth about himself and his family.
    Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Soren - Complete
    Protests by 9r7g5h reviews
    Not everyone was happy with their king's choice of bride.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Lief, Jasmine - Complete
    Warriors Awards 2012 by XXlaptidemcrazeXX reviews
    A funny parody of warriors, it may contain strong language,but otherwise, fine.
    Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012
    21 Things the Rowan of Rin Cast Would Never Say by Freida Right reviews
    I love doing these. 8D
    Rowan of Rin series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete
    On The First Day Back by AspergianStoryteller reviews
    On the first day back, Rowan walked in on someone bathing and ran into a tree.
    Rowan of Rin series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Rowan - Complete
    Deltora Quest ToD by Hetalian Miss reviews
    I kidnap the Deltora Quest characters and force them to do dares! Whose, you ask? YOURS! Read and click that little blue link to tor-er, DARE the cast! Note: This is based on a show. I just found this catagory under books.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2011
    Something Else by robotamputee reviews
    The day after A Wizard of Mars ended. Obviously, spoilery for A Wizard of Mars. Nita/Kit. Fluff...? I dunno, I think it is. It's short and sweet, anyway. Enjoy!
    Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Nita C., Kit R. - Complete
    Not Again by AspergianStoryteller reviews
    An old aqquaintance needs help and remembers Rowan. T to be safe.
    Rowan of Rin series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Rowan - Complete
    Bitter by AvalancheSymphony reviews
    Shackled to her past, Eona settles into the uncomfortable juncture between what is and what could have been. SPOILERS FOR EONA, DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T COMPLETED THE SECOND BOOK.
    Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Eon/Eona - Complete
    You know you're addicted to KTK when by DarkPaladin000 reviews
    Do you think you're addicted to the Keys to the Kingdom? Check this to find out.
    Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Arthur, The Piper - Complete
    Septimus vs Harry by I love Magyk reviews
    Jenna is planning an event that involves two great wizards. Her adopted brother Septimus Heap. And Harry Potter. The two will compete to find out who the better wizard is.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009
    Keys to The Kingdom: The Abridged Series! by DarkPaladin000 reviews
    A complete rewrite of the story! I've finished editing and re-uploading the chapters. Filled to the brim with plot holes, references to almost everything in the universe, and nothing logical!
    Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Arthur, The Architect - Complete
    Annad's Curiosity by Titanlunatic reviews
    This is a fanfic of 'Rowan of Rin' Basically Annad asks a whole bunch of questions to embarrass Rowan and Sharaan...
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
    What If OneShots by Emitter reviews
    Ever wonder how might a story have turned out if something was different? These self-contained stories explore possible fates for the land of Deltora. Read and enjoy!
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010
    What Was Left Unwritten by TensaiZuki25 reviews
    Just a few scenes I felt DD left out of AWoM. Some light NxK fluff. NOTE: spoiler warning to all those who have not read this book!
    Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Kit R., Nita C. - Complete
    Eccentric Ideas by snails-on-the-french-riviera reviews
    Not to be taken seriously. Lucius and Harry end up in Mossflower via some weird trick of magic. now, they must work together to get home, but that may be easier said than done.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2010
    Randomness in the Forests of Silence by Dana-Lith reviews
    Just a random load of rubbish I wrote whilst in the midst of a severe it's funny so R'n'R and ill write more...oh yeh, rated T cos i intend to swear in later chapters XD ON PERMANENT HIATUS
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
    Redo by Fuiku reviews
    Well, the first time is always a little awkward... Kit/Nita completely non-serious, get-back-in-the-game oneshot.
    Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
    Deltora Knights: 1 Knights of Rin by Captain Arianna Trouble reviews
    The Shadowlord is planning another takeover of Deltora, and Lief needs all the help he can get. Crossover w RoR. Feel free to R&R. Temp hiatus, see profile
    Crossover - Deltora Quest & Rowan of Rin series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Lief, Rowan
    A World Away by exocontinual protocols reviews
    [You’re alone here, you’re alone, she told herself. The thought wasn’t as comforting as it was meant to be.] NitaKit
    Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006
    Empty by exocontinual protocols reviews
    Wizardry does not live in the unwilling soul. What's the real reason Helena was so upset about Kit's wizardry?
    Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
    Sunkissed by exocontinual protocols reviews
    [I don’t think I’m being cold. My tone of voice isn’t particularly cold. It’s not exactly warm and welcoming either, but what did he expect?] DairineRoshaun
    Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
    The Shadow Lord's Fall by shiri-san reviews
    The Shadow Lord is once again planning an attack on the city of Del. Will he succeed this time or will he finally concede to the Resistance's power? This is really funny if i didn't edit it too much
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
    How Ducks Once Changed the Universe by Elycat reviews
    Oneshot. It just goes to show how one simple breach of the Original Law can lead to mass chaos, utter confusion, and complete insanity...
    Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
    Deltora's King by dragon shadows reviews
    The time spent in Withick Mire from Dain’s POV. This follows the book as closely as it can.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
    Deltora Quest 4 Swords of Deltora by Guardian of Atlantis reviews
    This time raids have been coming from the North since the Shadow Lord is using magic more powerful to that of the belt.The heroes must find 7 swords of the Deltoran knights & the mysterious dragon gems.Chp 3 now up Paused
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,043 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 11/16/2005
    Deltora Heir by Captain Arianna Trouble reviews
    Lief and Jasmine are expecting their first child when some unseen complications come up...FINISHED
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
    Finding by ultimaton reviews
    Kit wishes he could find out what Nita was thinking, and Ponch is just the Finder for the job. One-shot, errant thought at 2 am. Comments welcome.
    Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
    Generic Visitation by Duckflesh reviews
    My second parody, this one having much stronger language and a few original commedy effects worked in.
    Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Complete
    What Became of Tira by Draquia reviews
    This is the story of Tira and what happened to her after the events of DQ3, finally free of both the Ra-Kacharz and the Shadowlord, the girl who was betrayed by the very leaders her everday life revolved around learns about Deltora and herself.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2003 - Published: 4/17/2003
    The Last Stand by IceAngel7 reviews
    'The Deltora Quest rushes to its thundering climax' yet only Lief's story is told. This is Jasmine and Barda's story and what happened to them as Lief was traversing the underground passage to the palace.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Jasmine, Barda - Complete
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    I Saw Dragons
    The blind seer speaks the truth, yet no one seems to hear.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Ava, Laughing Jack, Tom - Complete
    Equilibrium reviews
    It only took so much to send someone to the brink of death. Really, they should have been more cautious—errantry, after all, does come with risk. K/N. Co-written with ObeliskX.
    Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 12/31/2015
    A Very Twisted Rithmere Games reviews
    The quest for Deltora failed. The Belt's power is broken and turned against itself. The Shadow Lord, triumphing once again, stumbles across Panem. There, it's just before the forty-ninth Hunger Games, and the Gamemakers decide it's time for a little twist . . . SYOT, both Deltorans and Panemians!
    Crossover - Deltora Quest & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,213 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Lief, Jasmine, Other tributes
    Astriferous reviews
    There are only a few months left until the beginning of the Invitational, and Irina wants to be sure that everything is the best it can be. One-shot, post-AWOM and pre-GWP. (Originally posted on AO3 for the Young Wizards Christmas in July fic exchange.)
    Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Nita C., Kit R., Carmela R., Dairine C. - Complete
    When Truth and Lies Are One reviews
    When Jasmine is taken away by yet another plan of the Shadow Lord, everyone knows that it is a trap—a trap made especially for the king. The difference is, this time the Shadow Lord has increased his power tenfold, allied with a Power. How far will Lief go to get Jasmine back, when everything they have worked for is at stake? Set before epilogue-y ending.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,768 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Lief, Jasmine
    Jungreich: The Ravens of Marchenwald reviews
    A one-shot for Adam Gidwitz's "A Tale Dark & Grimm" trilogy: A forest lies by the kingdom of children, but it is no ordinary forest... In the center of all stories, what could go right?
    Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2015
    Unforgivable reviews
    What she did was unthinkable. Horrifying. Terrible. But ultimately, it was unforgivable. So when she knocks upon your door, begging forgiveness, how else are you supposed to respond? One-shot, spoilers for Cahills vs. Vespers (and beyond even that, if you squint).
    39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Amy C., Evan T. - Complete
    Daymare reviews
    Dreams can never be fully drowned out, and nightmares even more so. But what, really, does that matter to the most beautiful creature ever to walk the earth? At what point does the nightmare step over dawn and into day? And as your heart cries on, and on, and on . . . The sea calls, the forest pulls, and the stars sing of your past—and future. One-shot!
    Last Unicorn - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Complete
    Deltora Quest Reads Deltora Quest: The Forests of Silence reviews
    One of the traders in Del have something more valuable than all the others—the Deltora Quest series itself! The characters decide to read them . . . Now what will happen? (Utter chaos, obviously.) Major spoilers! T mainly to be safe.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013
    Gravity reviews
    . . . Because, sometimes, you have to let yourself trip to keep walking. Sometimes, you have to let go to hold on. And, of course, all are subject to the prowess of gravity. One-shot.
    Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Nita C. - Complete
    Unwritten reviews
    The first letter. Miracolina's return. The tale of an ex-worker from the Juvenile Authority. Ponderings of an unwinding surgeon. And, of course, an AWOL's own testimony against unwinding itself. The story told all over, from perspectives Neal Shusterman has left unwritten. Unwinding was no dream, and if the world is trying to say it is, you must wake it. One-shot.
    Unwind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Sonia - Complete
    Counting the Same Stars reviews
    No matter where you are, however far you may be from home and those you care about, you can look to the sky and count the stars . . . and know they're doing the same. One-shot that's actually the normal length of a one-shot!
    Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Ponch, One - Complete
    Crossings reviews
    If you've always felt invisible, how do you deal with going up against the Lone Power and the vastness of the rest of the universes? How do you know your wizardry, your strikes at entropy, will make any difference at all—after you've done everything you can to be noticed, and it all failed? But maybe one wizard is all it takes to make worlds of difference . . . [Long] one-shot.
    Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Lone Power, Dairine C. - Complete
    Belonging Only to the Wild reviews
    I am part WindClan, part RiverClan, son of Shrikestar and Streamheart. But with Icestar and Dreamstar as leaders, two-Clan cats aren't welcome except in death or exile. I think it will kill me, but they will pay with their lives for what they've done to the Clans and my own life. My name is Stormshadow, and I know I belong to no Clan: only to the wild. Short story, now complete!
    Warriors - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Complete
    Faith in the Stars Trilogy book 1: The First Four reviews
    Prequel to Destiny of Four! Spiritlight, Spiranos, Spirit-teller, and Spirit—they were the true founders of the Clans, the ones who had brought the five leaders together. But just how had they done it? How had three cats and a wolf come together to create the Clans? Now it's time to tell the story before a gathering of stars and fallen spirits. Disregards Dawn of the Clans. HIATUS!
    Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,739 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Windstar, Shadowstar
    You Know You're Obsessed with DQ When reviews
    I find the title quite self-explanatory . . . ways you'll know when you're obsessed Deltora Quest! Ideas, reviews, favorites and follows all appreciated! Very much a crackfic (well, if that's the word for a humor/parody fic). Complete!
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,572 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
    Messengers reviews
    "For all my faith, for all my time, for all my life I had served and been his ever-present messenger . . . And yet I had failed, in the end." One-shot. Focuses on three messengers—one of letters (our favorite Snowy Owl), one of the past, and one of the Order of the Phoenix.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Fawkes, Hedwig - Complete
    Invaders of the Sky reviews
    The grach were always presented as slaves of the Zebak, with no will of their own and always doing whatever their masters told them. But one of the things that RoR has taught us is that there are always oddities. So why can't the grach have an oddity of their own? Accompaniment to Rulers of the Sky (DQ). One-shot.
    Rowan of Rin series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Zebak - Complete
    The Land of Dragons reviews
    Deltora: the Land of Dragons, and so named for a reason. This is their untold story, the rise of the fierce guardians of Deltoran skies.
    Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Complete
    Rulers of the Sky reviews
    "We alone would rule the sky. We alone would become supreme. We alone would be feared for our power . . . or so our Master told us." The Ak-Baba were the destroyers of Deltoran skies, but where did their loyalties really lie? This is the tale of Trylon, youngest Ak-Baba of the seven. And he will be the one to finally redeem them all . . .
    Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Ak-Baba - Complete
    Faith in the Stars Trilogy book 2: Destiny of Four reviews
    "Four from each will rise in a time of utter darkness, four who can control fate and the elements of our lives and destinies." Silverdrift's prophecy is only heard by one, her apprentice Feathershine. And when a pack headed by a misled wolf seizes control of the Clans, Feathershine is forced into a race against the wolves and time to find the Four and untangle their destinies.
    Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 53,888 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Complete
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