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Joined 06-20-12, id: 4072141, Profile Updated: 02-21-15
Author has written 15 stories for Red vs. Blue, Hunger Games, Warhammer, Gravity Falls, X-Men: The Movie, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Psych.

Name: Trevor

Age: 16

Lives: That's none-ya

I have a huge crush on a Cartoon character, but I won't tell you who!

My Friends: Tabbypie101, Agent Mississippi

I love Gravity Falls, The Hunger Games, and Red vs Blue.

I amm tryying tooo tipe, bute Ii'm dooing badle.

I am a Sivak Draconian!!!!!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, grim's-little-girl, Kuro Fenikkusu, Flyboy254, ODST Recruit, ODST 262, Freelancer Mississippi.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Prince Apophas's Theme song: Devil went down to Georgia

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a racist redneck.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
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Shotgun by WiEGoP reviews
Set immediately after Season 8. The Blues discover (a) Private Grif is pregnant. Washington angsts about teammates and team-kills. And Caboose searches for booty, orange juice, and possibly old friends. Fills in the gap for the Blood Gulch Crew between seasons 8 and 10, and follows up on Sister and Junior. Crack Pairing.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,457 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [K. Grif, Sarge] D. Grif, Wash
That Implied Necessity by skywalker05 reviews
A Red vs Blue miscellany filled with drabbles, prompt responses, and the occasional crossover. Wash/CT, Church/Tex, Sarge/Tex, York/Carolina, gen, etc..
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 84 - Words: 35,823 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/9/2012 - CT, Wash
The Bloody Hand by Mincemaker reviews
What started as a run-in-the-mill murder mystery was revealed to be something far worse. As the crisis escalated and plunged Salzenmund into a climate of fear and paranoia, former watchman Giselbert Gottschalk strove to expose the conspiracy which threatened his way of life and all he held dear.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,751 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012
Freelancer Prank Wars by anna1795 reviews
In which the Freelancers wage war on each other with humorous results. Open for suggestions, but no flames! Enjoy.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,022 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 11/21/2012
How I Met Your Mother by shay and sara reviews
When the girls (Reyna, Annabeth, Piper, Katie, and Hazel) go out on a girl's day out, that leaves Percy, Travis, Frank, Jason, and Leo to take care of NINE unruly kids. When things start looking bad, Percy finally comes up with an idea to calm the kids down-tell them a story. But the kids don't just want any story-they want to know the story of how their dads met their moms.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,657 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dawn of Hospitality by That guy83 reviews
In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 69,235 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011
Warhammer Bitesized by ODST 262 reviews
Its a normal day for me; School's good and my mini war-gaming is even better. I was looking forward to my week alone but then characters from the 40k universe start appearing in my house. The strangest part, they're all the size of tabletop models.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Space Marines, Eldar
Bark at the Moon by Dalek Prime reviews
Dipper suffers a brutal attack from a werewolf and doesn't know how to coup with his new life, fortunately for him the werewolf that bit him is more then willing to help teach him how to control the beast within. Dipper/Wendy
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,870 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Dipper P., Wendy - Complete
Spilled Coffee and Shoddy Mechanics by Mr. War reviews
Simmons was always good at fixing machines. Little did he know that he could also mend broken souls. First attempt on writing the new pairing Simmons x Carolina. This pairing is interesting. :3
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2013 - D. Simmons, Carolina - Complete
The Tale of Years by timplanet reviews
An epic Warhammer Fantasy history, spanning thousands of years, whose events interweave the established Warhammer backstory.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/28/2012
Icekit's Journey by Streamkit-Icekit1 reviews
Icekit is a kit in Mistclan. With her sister Streamkit, she will make her way through the Clan, to stop an unknown enemy.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012
Love, Red vs Blue Style by BIG Z1776 reviews
Co-written with JuneFiction909. Takes place after Revelation except Washington went out on his own, Tex and Church survived, and Sister returns. When new recruits arrive in Valhalla both Red and Blue will have to adjust quickly to their new recruits and go after their arch nemesis. The freed Director of Project Freelancer, Doctor Leonard Church. Time to get the gang together.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,057 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete
Chronicles of the Burger Marines by purplefishman reviews
The Burger Marines... One of the strangest chapters of the Imperium... Dedicated to feed all the actors of the WH40K universe... There are thousands of strange stories that take place in their restaurants. Here are some of them.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 37,751 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011
Red vs Blue: Wonder Women by anna1795 reviews
If you stick all the Freelancer women into the same room and they're not going to kill each other, they're going to kill somebody else. Especially when that somebody decides to go on an 'armor raid'.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Carolina, Tex/Allison - Complete
Northern Lights by Lex Coverdale reviews
*ON HIATUS* One's an unusually friendly ex-agent of a secret A.I. program, best known for its ethical violations; the other is a Casanova wannabe who happens to be good with a sword. Both are unlikely allies, unlikely parents, and have no one else to rely on but each other. Their mission? Keep themselves sane and take their kids to see the Northern Lights. -*RvB/Halo AU Series*-
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete
Warhammer 40,000: Chatroom by DinoholderX reviews
a parody fiction with several characters, both OC and canon, chatting with warchat V 2.51 Rated K for now
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2012
The Horrifying HalfBlood Games by It's An Elaborate Ruse reviews
The Olympians have decided to hold a survival challenge to give demigods from all different mythology the chance to show what they know. Only catch? One can survive. Who will it be? Let's hope the odds are ever in their favor! Rated T because of violence.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,394 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Nico A.
The Ultimate Threat by nomercy745 reviews
Someone evil is accidently let lose into this world. Now it is up to a few bumbling soldiers, a few good soldiers, and a genius inventor to stop it. . Betaed by Spartan Ninja
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011
Pigeon Feathers by Westward reviews
Red vs Blue. Tex is forced to take Caboose to Command after a deal with Church. Now she has to keep an eye on the idiot to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid at Command's local bar, or with the Freelancers inside. Rated M for Madness.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,091 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - M. Caboose, Tex/Allison - Complete
The Reason Why by Saxatore reviews
What happens when Tex goes off looking for one of Caboose's lost toys and, strangely, finds it far in the caves and is ambushed by Sarge? Tex/Sarge Rated M for later chapters... And for safety
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
Project Freelancer: The Untold Chapters by Agent Mississippi reviews
The director never trusted me. One day he-strangely-intrusted me with a special AI responsibility that he refused to talk about. But I am determined to know just what this voice in my head is. There's just one thing I don't know: Who is Allison?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Maine/Meta
Cat's Pajamas by SpoonyAzul reviews
Agent Texas was always cynical about Valentine's Day. Until something showed up in her room in a cardboard box.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Tex/Allison, M. Caboose - Complete
Let's Catch Santa by firerwolf reviews
Sarge making the rest of red team help him catch the bearded intruder Santa breaking into red base.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
1 Halle, New Recruit by Rurple101 reviews
RED VS BLUE The teams go back to Valhalla. A new arrival is found unconscious by Grif and Simmons. As she makes her mark on the Red team, Grif finds himself being drawn by her mysterious charm…until the Blues start disrupting the current peace...
Crossover - Halo & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,375 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - D. Grif
Not worth it by Agent Mississippi reviews
Red vs Blue oneshot. When Carolina joins the blues to get revenge on the Director, she gets a little more than she bargained for, that just happens to be in the form of a pink wearing soldier and a makeover!
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Carolina, F. Donut - Complete
Genesis by Dame of Gallifrey reviews
Hopefully a collection of one shots to be added to describing the births of various AI fragments. RvB.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2011
The Ghost by Until We Have Faces reviews
After watching a horror movie, Church and the rest of Blue Team are unable to fall asleep due to the storm and the fear that there is a ghost lurking somehwere in the base. Rated T for language.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
An Unlikely Alliance by LordMelvin reviews
Three warriors from different backgrounds are brought together to fight a great evil...But is there a reason, some guiding force behind their union?
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
First Class Goes Camping by missmaggiemalfoy reviews
The students from X-Men First Class go on a camping trip with Erik and the Professor.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Hank/Beast, Raven/Mystique - Complete
A Wild Night by Martienne reviews
Simmons finds out he isn't quite himself when he drinks to impress a girl. Originally written for Taming the Muse on LJ. Rated for language.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/16/2011 - D. Simmons, D. Grif
The Truth About Warriors by Daydreamer897 reviews
A deeper look into the minds and secrets of the Warriors cats. You might be surprised what you find... Rated T for safety.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,813 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009
After School Special by mutemockingjay reviews
It all started in detention. And although he had loved her for as long as he could remember, actions definitely spoke louder than words. Church/Tex
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Director, Tex/Allison - Complete
When Roses are Blue and Violets are Red by mutemockingjay reviews
...there is something wrong in the state of Blood Gulch. As South finds herself stuck in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere she finds that things are not what they seem in the slightest. AU. Wash/South
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2010 - South
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Livn' Toyhammer (And someother planes of existence!) reviews
This is a Toyhammer fic. The perfect summer turns into a nigh catastrophe when the world of Warhammer 40k invades my house. Strangely enough, they are all miniature sized...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Chaos Space Marines, Eldar, Imperial Guard, Space Marines
Psych: The Think Tank reviews
There is a new killer in Santa Barbara. Can Shawn and the gang find the killer in time? Shules-y goodness!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH.
The Rise of Mithra
A forgotten god is about to rise again... the Romans must find their weapons and prepare for this fight.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 989 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Jason G.
Project Freelancer meets Space Marines reviews
Project freelancer is under attack. Not by insserectionists. Another type of Super Soldier. A more dangerous foe: A squad of space marines and... Kang's Draconians? What? Crossover: Warhammer 40kXRed vs BlueXDragonlance. Rated T for mild language and falling in love It's Carolina/! You'll have to read to find out! .
Crossover - Warhammer & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Space Marines, Wash
The Riot of the Grateful reviews
The Liche Priests didn't just raise warriors... Chapter 1: The Staff
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Tomb Kings
Holiday Oneshots reviews
Various holiday oneshots. Oneshot 1: It's Christmas eve, and Church has a story to tell...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012
Red And Blue vs Percy Jackson reviews
When Percy Jackson and Red vs Blue meet, two armies collide. But they soon realize that the greater enemy is within them.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Percy J., Sarge
Magneto's Journey
Magneto gets sent 500 years into the future and joins Freelancer. T for Violence, Love References (Magneto/South, Magneto/Tex).
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Tex/Allison
The Visitors reviews
AU: After retiring, the Blood Gulch guys went their seperate ways. Doc founded his own practice in Atlanta, GA. Somehow, he has many familiar visitors.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2012 - F. Defresne
The Vengance Match, Story One: TEX reviews
Tex once beat up a small boy. Now he's out for revenge!
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Tex/Allison
A dying wish reviews
Please, help this poor soul move on by reading this fiction.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Tomb Kings - Complete
The B Chronicles: The Beginning reviews
An old friend of Stan appears. Stan and the old folks of the town greet him warmly, but Dipper finds that he is more than he seems. And those daggers he carries...are creepy. Too bad Dipper is blinded by love. Rated T for violence and teen romance. DipperXOC.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
The 74th Hunger Games in Blood Gulch? reviews
What really happenned. Katniss found a new love, Thresh goes beyond harvesting, and Cato meets his match. And O' O'malley. The villians are: various Tributes, A possessed medic with the highest kill total, A very big thug, and a sniper freelancer. Rated T for mild language and love scenes.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Katniss E., L. Church/Alpha
Ten things you would never know reviews
These aren't official so don't report me. It wouldn't matter anyway. RT owns Red vs Blue and I agknowledge this. This is a story about facts.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Complete
SEC: Predessesors Return reviews
5 faliures of an earlier project made by the Director, named SEC, come back to haunt Project Freelancer. I hope you like it and reviews wil be helpful
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012
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