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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

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Name- Chayla

Age-19

FAV things- Harry potter, Buffy, Angel, House, Glee, Supernatural, Doctor Who,Firefly, Torchwood

Fav pairings-

Hermione/snape

hermione/lupin

hermione/ Sirius

hermione/harry

hermione/lucius

Hermione/ Tom riddle (time travel)

Buffy/ Angel(us)

Buffy/ Spike

Ginny/Snape

Ginny/Lupin

Ginny/sirus

Ron/Draco

Ron/himself

Ron/Lavender

Draco/Ginny

Dumbledore/Gridelwald

Dumbledore/ Minerva

House/Cameran

Serena/ Dan

Serena/Nate

Lilly/ Rufus

Lucas/Peyton

Angel(us)/Faith

Spike/Faith

Mal/River

River/Simon Tamcest is funny

Kaylee/Simon

Kaylee/Mal

Kaylee/Inara

Inara/Simon

Emma/Will

Ten/Rose

Nine/Rose

Jack/Gwen

Jack/Ianto

Jack/Rose

Doctor/Master

Wincest!

COUPLES I HATE--

Riley/Buffy

Cordelia/Angel

Angel/Nina

Angel/Darla

Hermione/Ron (cannon SUCKS!!)

Lucas/Brooke

Nate/Blair

Cameran/Chase

Ginny/ Dumbledore (whoever invented this...seek help...fast)

Hagrid/hermione (ditto)

Xander/Buffy

Jayne/River

Mal/Inara(cannon...icky)

10/Reinette

10/River (11 /river is ok)

Rose/Mickey

Gwen/Rhys I HATE CANNON

DUMBEST CHARACTERS EVER--

Ron-- he is a pointless character

Dawn- Annoying as hell

Riley- Ugly and boring

Cordelia- Shallow vain bitch

Xander- He is like the Ron of Buffydom

I'm not a huge Jayne fan, but he isn't too bad

Connor

Mickey

Best charaters--

Buffy- strong kick butt girl

Faith- very cool, round character

Angel-- YUMMY

Spike-Ditto

Hermione- cause she's like the book version of me

Snape- Gotta love the snarky guy

House-- ditto

Sirius-- Cause he was a rule breaker who was also sweet...and hot

Lupin- Smart sweet nice and love chocolate

Harry-- yummy and delicious.

Mal-Cause he is a hot freedom fighter

River-Love the smart crazy girls

Dean-Male me

If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile.

If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your characters, copy this into your profile.

If you do random junk, definetly copy all of the above into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have have many boyfriends, all fictional, and from books or movies, paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

Copy this if you believe rap & hiphop can give you ear cancer

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically instead

If you think all people who hate Jacob Black should die a slow and painful death copy and paste this into you profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox,kagome yuna's daughter, Justified Assasin, Reddragon13x, gemini's sorrow Sirius 4-ever and a day

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you that believe those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark; My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse; my name he calls
I press myself against the wall.
I try and hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now; I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault that he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free and I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream... but its now much too late
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless; sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah and I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL/BOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having Problems

n hold while i get over a bad case of writers block...yeah it's that bad

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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 3947 - Favs: 5,290 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Vampire Fairy Tale by BrandiIndigo reviews
Buffy is a vampire. She is now of age to be married off. This is Buffy/Angelus. I suck at summaries...take a risk and give this a shot. I got the image from stolentwilight. See my profile for more information
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,305 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Angelus, Buffy S.
Come Back to Me by Empress Shiloh reviews
The wizarding world is moving on except for Remus Lupin who lies asleep in St.Mungos. Hermione is looking for her place in this new world, and when she accidentally falls through time, she may find answers they were both looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,734 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L.
One Wish: Beginnings by Desiqtie reviews
AU. In a world where the Potters and their daughter never went under the Fidelius, girl!Harry deals with growing up famous, abnormal family members, and a Sirius-ly problematic obsession. Contains Alive!OotP Members & Death Eaters! **CHP 23 & 24 ARE NEW**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,252 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The End by FlyingHigh13 reviews
Prussia took a deep breath, closing his eyes. His grip on the sword tightening so that his hand shook and his knuckles turned white. He wasn't proud for what he was about to do. But if they knew what was to come... the would understand why he did it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Prussia - Complete
A Choice of Roads by Imhilien reviews
*HGSS* A curious Hermione finds a way to see future visions of life with Harry or Ron. She didn't expect to see one with the dark Potions master... AU after 'Order of the Phoenix'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,800 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
First Impressions by Skadiyoko reviews
Meeting your country for the first time is exciting! Especially when you walk into your office and he's making out with someone on your desk! ...Wait, what? Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Book's Legacy by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Mal recieves a mysterious package from Southdown Abbey, leading the crew of Serenity on a voyage of discovery. Into every generation...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,626 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Mal, R. Tam
Poetry by vforvegan reviews
Koschei gives Theta lessons, if not necessarily ones pertaining to academia. Academy-Era Doctor/Master ficlet.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - 1st Doctor, The Master - Complete
Convergence by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is pleasantly surprised when a good friend turns up on her doorstep late one night. Remus/Hermione. M for good reason. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,248 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Soul Catching by LiteratiAngel reviews
He curls his head into himself, brushing across the Master’s temple...and he realises that this is it; the last thoughts and memories of Koschei...Soul catching. TenSimm!Master, ThetaKoschei drabbles. Reviews equal much love!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
The Truth about Soulmates by Caitlinlaurie reviews
She waits for him to come, just as she always will. "Death cannot stop true love, all it can do is delay it for a while." Hermione/Sirius. Twist on the Marriage Law fics. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Coming Home by r2r2 reviews
In the wake of the typhoid epidemic that ravaged Cutter Gap, Christy struggles to recover her health, resolve her problems with David, and puzzle out her feelings toward a certain enigmatic doctor.
Christy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,154 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Christy H., Neil M. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4595 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pardon My Past by Karma's Slave reviews
They say strong friendships and relationships,last more than one lifetime. but what happens when an enemy from past life,just won't let go of the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5485 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
An Angel's Voice by FallinAngelGirl reviews
Mione plays her guitar one day and Severus hears it, as well as her voice! With a Talent Show that's coming in, the two become closer. Sadly though, Fate puts them through many tasks to prove their love. Set in their fifth year. HGSS! R&R :P CHAPTER 35!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,022 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Happily Ever After by igobumpinthedark reviews
Marriage laws are now in effect. You have 30 days to comply into wedded bliss. And you damn well better be blissfull. The Ministry IS watching, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,801 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Buried by Lady Selenity reviews
Denny Duquette's other life just rolled into Seattle Grace in the form of two bloody, nearly dead brothers named Winchester. Supernatural Crossover
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Denny D.
Crossing Over: The Crossover with Grey's Anatomy by morning.chickenhead reviews
John Winchester thought it was all over for him when he traded his life for Dean's. But when he woke up in another hospital, literally a new man, he realized that miracles can happen. John Winchester is...Denny, Izzie's true love.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2009 - John W.
The Right Kind of Problem by filmfanatic-20 reviews
During The Final Battle at Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione are accidentally sent into the past. They encounter familiar faces, relationships develop, and the threat of Voldemort continues to grow. Can Hermione and Harry save the future by saving the past?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Circles by The Creatress reviews
COMPLETE! During her first year, Ginny did something, and it's been haunting her for the past six years. She has something of Voldemort's, something that Hermione has helped her hide, but what happens when Voldemort comes back to claim what is his?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,593 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
Innocent Kiss by Empress Shiloh reviews
Hermione has never been kissed and Sirius just has to tease her about it. It's innocent, it'll never go father than that. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Notes on Grief by TofuLove reviews
For Thine is the Kingdom. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper. - T.S. Elliot. The third instalment of 'Notes'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Best Left to Cupid by Cardio Necrosis reviews
Harry and Ron are tired of Snape being a git. So they come up with the brilliant conclusion that he wouldn't be if he had a girlfriend, and decide to play matchmaker. There's a problem, though. Who would ever go out with their snarky Potions master?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,920 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Flowers in Winter by BooksandBubblegum reviews
She wants to understand the world, but will she ever understand him? sshg Warning: Moody Teen,Occlumency lessons,discovered secrets,insomnia,torture,insanity,D.E. Raids,time travel,Apprenticeship & angry professors -may contain lethal amounts of SNARK
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,815 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
PS I love you by Rienne224 reviews
Hermione leaves England for Canada's east coast after the final battle with a broken spirit and a secret. Moving to a small Muggle community, she locks away her wand. Will the return of a sexy wizard be what it takes to come clean and reclaim her wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,612 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Corpse that Brought Love by Witch Rain reviews
After the death of her lover Sirius Black Hermione is nothing but a hollow shell. No one aware of the relationship leaves her to her own demise. But a one Severus Snape won't let the women he wants to fade away because of some dog.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Time Between Twilight and Dark by SexiAnglo reviews
The battle is drawing near. The eve before finds two unexpected people contemplating their futures.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Want To Know Your Plans by The Emmanator reviews
When I go to sleep for good, will I be forgiven? Dumbledore & Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
The List by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Untitled by atrum infractus reviews
Oh, God, don't you love me anymore? You used to. I remember how you used to take care of me... A drabble fic that may make you smile...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Vices by FatGlamour reviews
Was your only vice, Miss Granger, that you fell for one of your own professors' ... 'No, my only vice is that I never stopped loving him.' SSHG PostHBP, ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Necropolis
Post season 8 comics. The world knows about vampires, and , for twenty years were able to coexist with them , Then five years ago, a group called The Order rose. They brutally murdered those they blamed for the fall of humanity; culminating in the murder of Buffy Summers and her daughter. Then, they fell silent. Five years later, they've claimed another victim, Rupert Giles.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,483 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Dawn S., Faith L., Spike, Dracula
First Day on a Brand New Planet reviews
A young girl is sent back 20 years in the past in order to change key events that lead to the death of her parents as well as the boy who lived.All while, attempting, to keep her parantage a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,211 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
1,000 Miles reviews
After being gone for 16 months,Hermione Granger returns home, finally willing to put the past behind her and be with the man who was always by her side. Now, she must learn to deal with the fact that,in her absence,he moved on. HG/SB HG/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L.