jst to warn you, i cant spell to save my life so...um...bare with me? o.O
How 'bout hetalia Questions? HOW ABOUT YESHHHHHHHHHHHH \_/!!!!!!
1. Do you like Hetalia? Yup, Its all I ever think about now. It's my life.
2. How did you find out about Hetalia? I was in english class one day, watching a lame movie about who gives a fuck, and my friend leans over and says she has to show me something amazing, then gave me her phone
3. What was your first thought about Hetalia? o.my.god. i.think.i.jst.DIED.This. Is. Amazing.*on the floor peeing myself*
4. Do you call the characters by their country or human names? Eh, both. some i cant even call by thier country name anymore, like Kiku, or Ivan. J
5. Answer the next following questions with a character you would wish for to be in the role!
Your father? Germany
6. Mother? Hungry
7. Older Brother? Denmark! I need someone to sneak me into the clubs
8. Older Sister? Belarus. i have my reasons!
9. Little Brother? Sealand!
10. Little sister? Liechtenstein!
11. Your twin? Romano. I swear when I first saw him, It looked like I was looking into a mirror.
12. Pet? Gilbird! :D
13. Child? Chibitalia xD lol
14. Friend? Prussia
15. Distant Family? Spain!!
16. Childhood friend? Italy!
17. Lover? eather Ivan, or Antonio! J
18. Husband/wife? ANTONIO.
19. Cousin? Kiku
20. Classmate? Iggy. hes smart. J
21. Boss? Greece
22. Worker? (you're the boss) Poland. Need i say more?
23. Someone you just want to pet. Latvia. hes pretty adorable, and needs a hug from all the tramatic stuff hes been through
24. Someone you want to tease. Romano Hes gets pissy to easily
25. Someone you want to hug. Canada. He needs more hugs
26. Top Ten Characters?
27. Why do you like #1 the most? he reminds me of me in a lot of ways. plus, you cant deny hes HAWT!! J
28. What do you and two enjoy watching together? romantic comedies
29. What do you think of the Hetalia characters over all? Just pure awsomeness
30. Writ what you first thought when you saw the character for the first time.
Italy. what the fuck is with that curl?
31.Romano. wait, there's a South Italy? damn sexy.
32. Germany. daymn. thats one sexy hunk of man!! 3
33. Japan. Lol.
34. England. hehe* nice eyebrows. '3'
35. America. is that really how people look at us?
36. France. heh, frogs. '3'
37. Russia. Nosebleed* (Literally)
38. China. Wait wait. * Spends ten minuites trying to figure out what gender he is*
39. Canada. AWWWW!!! hes cute
40. Austria. wow. hes lik a genderbend me. O.o
41. Hungray. ok, shes pretty awsome.
42. Spain. sexy Tomatoooo
43. Lithuania. That's a guy? Whaaa?
44. Latvia. adorable. he could use a hug
45. Estonia. Sexy nerd. Every anime needs one right?
46. Poland. LIKE TOTALLY OMG.
47. Belarus. U CANT HAV MY RUSSIA!!! HES MIIIINNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! D
48. Ukraine. O.o
49. Grandpa Rome. I want him as my Grandpa!
50. Chibitalia. He looks familiar...WAIT! IT'S ITALY! I KNEW IT!
51. Holy Roman Empire. Aw
52. Germania. Woah thats a dude?..
53. Prussia. now that guy is pretty awsome
54. Switzerland. Nice gun.
55. Liechtenstien. thats my best friend's last name!!! J
56. Finland. hes cute
57. Sweden. O.o scared.
58. Denmark. Dude, your hair! What did you do? Put wax in it then stick your head out of a moving car??. i like your ax though J
59. Iceland. PUFFFIN!!!!!
60. Belgium. Chocolate. Yum!
61. South Korea. O.o ok calm your tits. too much energy
62. Taiwan. Meh. o.o I don't really like her.
63.Hong Kong. AIYA!!! They put him into the anime -fan girl squeel- YAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
64. Sealand. WOW hes annoying!! =_=
65. Greece. Meooow sexy
66. Cuba. Oh, first black character!
67. Egypt. nice hat.
68. Turkey. i think your mask is pretty dead smexy .
69. Seychelles. Who?
70. What's your favorite MKC (Marukaite Chikyuu) version? Germany and Russia
71. What is your favorte character CD? Idk
72. Web, book, or anime? All three :D
73. What character's VA seems the most fitting to their character? idk. all of them?
74. What gender do you think that country should be? ??
75. What do you want to see more of in Hetalia? Romano! hes awsome, but he doesnt get enough credit.
76. One word that will express your love of Hetalia. VODKA!!!!!!!!! J
77. Who is your favorite Axis and why? Germany, cause, you know, he's HAWT
78. Who is your favorite Allie and why? MAT' ROSSIYA!!!!!!!
79. Who is your favorite non- allie or axis character and why? Romano, nuff said
80. Do you believe Prussia's vital region to be 5 meters long? It's possible, he would have to show it to me first >}
81. Favorite Nordic nation? Denmark. heck yes
Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her?
FUCK YEAAH!!!! GIMME YOUR FIVE METERS OF ABSOLUTE AWESOMENESS!!!
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: O//O OUT NNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
no. just no.
5 cooked you dinner?
OmgOmgOmgOmgOmgOmg * feints just being in the same room with Roma*
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Poke Poke Tehe...*Germany wakes up*
Germany: half asleep* what is it!? Whats wrong?!?
Me: Woah! calm your tits! i was just wondering if you would play volley ball with me? im no good at it, and i was wondering if you would help me? *}.
O.o that explains a lot.
8 got into the hospital somehow?
wad ya do this time?
9 made fun of your friends?
10 ignored you all the time?
;_; NO VODKA FOR YOU!! *cries in the corner*
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
bring out the fryin' pan, we're goin' huntin'! J
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
laughs at me for a second, before dragging my butt to the hospital
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Me-*SMACK* I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
macho man saves my life and we ride off into the sunset to our happily ever after!! ღ.ღ
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?
swear and yell at me about how much he doesnt care and what he could be doing instead
you're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Germany: congrats. im very happy for you both
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
he'll take me to Wendey's for a frosty
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Bela: *pulls out her knife* who you like me to kill?
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
INSTA-FUCKING-WIN* Korea will pwn all who stands in his way!!!! (and by pwn, i mean glomp)
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Tickles me more. Me: I-Ivan! S-S *Teehee* -top! Stop it!
Russia: then become one with me J
Me:all you have to do is *teehee* ask!
Number 6 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Well, lemme see... he's beautiful, strong, sexy, stoic, and cleans up all of my messes!...Who doesn't love Germany!?!
2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
*on the floor, peeing myself* hehe* good one Prussia! haha*
You're dating number 10 and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?
um...lets put a pin in that! J
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
the bad touch trio is at it again!!!!! XD
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
6 appears to be a player, she/he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
mmmmm, mmm! i like em' feisty! >}
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
O//O Do I have something on my face?
Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What will you tell her/him?
mabeeeeeeey, you should less protective, but your time will come sweety, hang in there.
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck 'E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
o.O about 2 1\2 seconds
1 offers you a CD. Considereing her/his tastes, do you listen to it?
sure. i love music.
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Nothing. Thats what.
3 told 4 she started her period.
to tell you the truth, im not suprised.
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
represes urge to rip it off* Either way, theres an upside...
6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she/he do?
o.O' I'm staying out of this one...
7 got high.
..-_- no. just no.
8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about?
shudup! i hate writing!! =_=
9 can't stand 1, so how does she/he get their revenge when she/he spills Soda all over him/her?
this is getting complicated.
10 starts working at a bar...
whistles then ducks*
1 comes in and tells you he/she's pregnant from 2.
To be honest, I can't say I'm suprised...But Prussia, next time, I want some action too. Congrats!! J
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm IN ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a dork
I'm IN CHOIR, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I've gone to a PRIVATE SCHOOL so I MUST be stuck up and rich
I like KIDS MOVIES so I MUST be immature
Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.
if you hate stereotypes, copy and paste this to your profile.
Join the dark side... we have cookies '3'
You know you live in 2012 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or facebook
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
If you are against child abuse, please copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Evil Blackrose of Doom (Mamoru from Sailormoon, Kazuya Mishima from Tekken, Jin Kazama from Tekken, Paul Phoenix from tekken,Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7,Squal Leonheart from Final Fantasy 8, Seto Kaiba from Yu gi Oh!) gaarafangirl91 (Deidara and Gaara from Naruto, Seto Kaiba, Ryou, Bakura, MArik and Duke Devlin from Yu-Gi-Oh), KiaraWangWilliams (Deidara, Itachi, and Sasori from Naruto, Ryou, Bakura, Malik and Marik from Yu-Gi-Oh!, Sesshomaru from Inuyasha, Edward from FMA, Canada, America, China, Hong Kong, Italy, England and France from Hetalia) livingstorywriter101 (Hunger Games: Cinna, Peeta; Harry Potter: Fred, Seamus, Cedric Diggory; Naruto: Kankuro, Shikamaru, Garra, Kakashi, Lee; Tangled: Flynn/Eugene. Vampire Knight: Hanabusa, Takuma, Shiki; Hetalia: Prussia, Spain, America, Italy, Germany, America, France; Fruits Basket: Kyo and Shigure; Breakfast Club: John Bender; FMA/FMA:Brotherhood: Ling, Greed, GreeLin, Roy, MaesHughes, Ed, Barry the Chopper; Teen Idol: Luke Striker; A Separate Peace: Finny; Scream: Randy; Eddsworld: Matt; Persona 3: Akihiko, Shinjiro, Junpei; Persona 4: Yosuke, Kanji, Kou; Kingdom Hearts: Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Riku; The World Ends With You: Sanea, Sho; FFX: Wakka and Tidus; Buffy: Spike and Xander; Portal 2: Wheatly; Doctor Who: 10th Doctor; Blues Brothers: Elwood (I feel like such a fangirl whore for having such a long list -.-);Sexy.russian14;Hetaia; Russia, Prussia, Germany, Romano, SPAIN(current), & Denmark. J teehee damn. im such a skank. >I
reasons to cross over to the dark side;
1. We have cookies
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!!
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"
6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. T.P. as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
43. Two words: "Marco Polo."
44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.
45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.
55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."
59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
64. Pay off layaway's fifty cents at a time.
65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.
71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag
72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"
73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes
74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane
76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)
77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"
78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight
79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.
80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.
81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section
82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.
83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.
84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.
85. If people aren't looking at their cart, steal it.
86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smiley face!"
87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.
88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught
89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.
90. Repeatedly say "The clowns are not eating me."
91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.
92. Rearrange items as you see fit.
93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.
94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CD's.
95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).
96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recommended).
97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.
98. Follow someone until they notice.
99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.
100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"
101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.'
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If you've ever had an extremly random conversation with you friends, put this in your profile.
If you've ever pulled on a door that said Push or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where the is a Watch Your Step sign, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever gone to move a strand of hair out of your face, and poked yourself in the eye, put this in your profile.
Do you love history? You do? Well I love it, too! Do you know about Prussia? Y-you don't?!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? PRUSSIA IS ONE OF THE MOST AWSOMEST EMPIRES IN THE WORLD!! *coughs* Ok, if you do know about Prussia, and you ask people about it do they say: "Prussia? nope never heard of it." or "Don't you mean Russia?" or "What's that?" A lot of people don't about Prussia and it makes me sad. If you want to learn more about Prussia you should do the following: Ask your history teacher, go and google Prussia, or (and this is how I learned about Prussia) watch the Hetalia series. If you love Prussia then copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
98% of the Internet population have a facebook. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
90 percent of teens today would die if facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to run up a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever mistaken numbers for letters and you aren't dyslexic, copy and paste this into your profile.
Sometimes you just have to talk to yourself. If you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you still watch kiddy movies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile. 5 pts
If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever the Fuck She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where's my ceiling?"
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a bad person you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if you don't like them... ... well i have others.
I'm original and unique. I'm my own person and if you don't like me... screw you. I'm awesome.
I love irony. You know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about you have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy
I'm sorry you don't like me. I'm sorry you think I suck. But most of all, I'm sorry I don't give a crap.
Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground... and miss.
It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_-
If you're gunna embarrass yourself, do it right!
Get the facts first, you can distort them later.
Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re suppose to be quiet?
Emotional without all the emo... it's called being human.
Dear Humans, Remember when your parents told you we were more afraid of you, then you were of us? We're not. Sincerely, Spiders
10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden... in his house.
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
Did you fall from heaven? Cuz it looks like you landed on your face -_-
You get home from school. There is a giant box in the front living room with the word 'FRAGILE' on it. This can only mean one thing... BUBBLE WRAP!
Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher, you would know that. Oh well, I guess I'll do it your way. May I go to the bathroom?
Everyone thinks a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... pfffttttt! Yeah right! Our dream is to eat without getting fat.
Children don't care whether a person is a girl or a boy, black or white, pretty or ugly, different or the same. They will be friends simply because they get along. Children don't care about politics or religion. And yet they say adults are wiser.
Anyone popular is bound to be disliked.
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning... but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and they're pretty much the same thing.
most americans don't know that the Star-Spangled Banner has 4 VERSES!! and here they are!
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
O, thus be it ever when freemen shall stand,
wow. i guess we're just lazy. A SHOUT-OUT TO OUR AWSOME PATRIOTISM!!