Author has written 3 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, and Mysterious Benedict Society series.
Hello I am Dragon
I want a spaceship
That travels through
TIME and Space!
l wish for a TARDIS
(it isn't happening)
Stop laughing and just
GET OUTTA MY FACE!
IN REFERENCE TO THE MASTER:
How good is a series if it makes you spend the whole time wishing the villain would just die, and then you cry when he does?
cocks gun* There's a war on!
I'm sorry ma'am but there is nothing you could say to make me believe you would actually use that gun.
Oh yeah? Well l'm looking for my children.
the amount of ohfuck on his face*
THINGS I LEARNED FROM DOCTOR WHO
If you want to know what's going on, work in the kitchens.
Watch for robots on 37th birthdays.
Never kiss a prisoner.
Always check your watch-you never know.
Never trust a girl with a balloon.
Saxons are bad. No matter what kind.
If you want to save a life, never go twice.
DON'T BLINK. Blink and you're dead.
There's loads of boring stuff, like Sundays and Tuesdays and Thursday afternoons!
Trust me on this.
All scarves must be at least eight feet long.
Knock four times.
Always bring a banana to a party.
Always have tea before bed.
Christmas trees = bad.
Never trust scientists who want to live forever. This applies many times.
Bow ties are cool.
Always wear celery. it can save your life.
Stetsons are cool.
Fezzes are cool.
The Master always was a bit hypnotic.
Veni, but I don't speak Celtic.
And most importantly...
SOZ. I guess I have to use this for useful stuff sometimes, right? Well, here's an update on what l'm planning:
Writing a crossover in which Pitch Black goes to a strange place called Equestria. Oh, and maybe the other Guardians later.
Then I was all like, 'what happened to Discord at the end of that one episode of MLP' and he said 'he turned into a statue' so I yelled 'PLOT BUNNY!'
Lots of oneshots...
A chapter story where the Master regenerated and is 'acting normal'. He is the only reason Clara hasn't killed herself with technology. He comes over mid-BOStJ and fucks everything up, and then travels with an oblivious Doctor and his neighbor. Then he falls in love with her. Go figure.
Oh and a DP/ROTG thingy l'm halfway through. I have TOO MANY PLOT BUNNIES
l'm such an imbecile