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Author has written 1 story for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

Author has written 1 story for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

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Night School reviews
The characters in Adventure Time both the in the Land of Aaa and in the Land of Ooo are going to school in the day but not all of them like being in the sun all day. Well, especially Marceline and Marshall Lee but sometimes they just can't help it because of the ones they love. And some of them even have jobs and gigs.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum