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Joined 06-22-12, id: 4075997, Profile Updated: 09-15-13
Author has written 5 stories for Ninjago, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Rise of the Guardians.

First of all my name is Tavia and here are a few things about me:

Favorite State: New Mexico (it has snow!)

Favorite colors: turquiose, orange, and white (yay! Zane is the white ninja)

Favorite season: winter (lots of snow and ice)

Favorite TV shows: Ninjago, transformers G1, transformers animated, transformers prime, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Favorite element: Ice (Zane!)

Favorite ninja: shouldn't you know that by now?

Favorite Hetalia Characters: Russia, Prussia, Canada, Romano, England, and America (Obviously! I am American!)

I WANT SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!

I enjoy writing, reading, teasing my brother, video games, and archery. I was in Tae Kwon Do but we had to stop because we were moving. I have lived in four different states, (California, New Mexico, Florida, and Illinois) And have gone to seven different schools. I have two pet cats and a bearded dragon named Norbert. I live with my guardians and my half-brother Dominique. I think of him as more of an unknown being.

25 things about me:

1. Color hair: brown with natural blonde highlights (It got more blonde over the Summer)

2. Color eyes: hazel

3. Favorite Food: almost anything with sugar

4.Friends:Alot of people

5.Favorite Place to hangout: Friend's house

6.Number of sibilings: 2 brothers, 2 sisters (I don't know my sisters and one of my brothers)

7.Relatonship status: Single

8.Favorite Smily Face: XP

9.Favorite Music Artist: I listen to lots of music

10.Favorite Song By: The Cab: Angel With a Shotgun

11.Country I live in: USA

12.Favorite sport to play: I guess swimming and archery count

13.Favorite sport to watch on TV: Baseball or Hockey.

14.Favorite sports team: Why do you care?

15.Favorite Color: turquoise

16.Favorite flower: I like Sunflowers and Roses equally

17.Favorite Book Series: umm... Warriors

18.Favorite thing to do: archery, swimming, reading, and writing

19.Favorite Tree: Maple

20.Number of pets: 3

21.What type of animals: 2 cats (used to be 3 but one died) and a lizard

22.State I live in: It's big and starts with C

23.Grade I'm in: 9th

24.Who I live with: My grandparents, brother

25.What way I would want to die:Umm...

A NinjaFan Interview:

1. Who is your favorite Ninja?

I have two Cole and Zane

2. What would you do if you met your favorite Ninja?

Stare at them and continue talking until I pass out.

3. What would your favorite Ninja do if s/he met you?

Eventually get very annoyed by me.

4. What music does s/he listen to?

How should I know?

5. Do you have an OC?


6. What would your OC do if s/he met your favorite Ninja?

Same as me

7. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

Cole Screaming and running in circles (I have a strange imagination) Zane going mad and killing everyone.

9. Who is your favorite Serpintine?


10. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

Cooking the ninja

11. What would your favorite Ninja and Serpentine do if they met each other?

That is a really stupid question.

12. Who is your least favorite Ninja?

I like them all

13. Who is your least favorite Serpentine?


14. If you could marry your favorite Ninja, how many kids would you have?

blushes* I- um- uh, I'm not answering that

15. What is your favorite Ninjago pairing?

Cole/OC Jay/Nya Zane/OC Kai/OC

16. Have you ever called a Ninja hot?

I've thought it.

17. If you could be a ninja, what element would it be of?


18. What side would you join?

Are you kidding me? Ninja for sure!

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You call me crazy like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

I am a cat demon. Well, part of one. I know I'm not a werewolf or a werecat. I yowl, not howl. I shriek, I don't scream. I've filed my nails to a really sharp point. -polishes nails on shirt- I have fangs! I believe in StarClan. If you're part of a cat demon, know it, and are proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name: Steeltalon, warriorfreak, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Natureboy3, Wolfgrowl, Flash6004, SnowWolf555, Chillygaze the warrior, oOHawkpathOo, Tavia99

I type this in memory of Hollyleaf, Mousefur, Ferncloud, Spottedleaf, Firestar and many more who died in the Great Battle. Copy and paste this to honor these warriors


You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.



You have a calm, laid-back personality. (sometimes)

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 4


You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.



You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 10


You spend most of your time alone

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color. (one of 'em)

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 7


You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afaid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.


Looks like my element is Air.

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Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater

Go, "Oooooh. . . " whenever anyone kisses. (done)

Clap when the good guy gets killed. (I like annoying people)

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. (I was little)

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. (I was wearing a batman cape too)

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. (I always do this)

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. (I do this alot)

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino. . . )

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies. "

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. (done it with my little brother)

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room. (I'm thinking about doing this)

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" (I should do that, I do it to my brother)

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end. (done it)

I've actually done afew of those. It makes sense because I have ADHD.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

Type your name if you actually fell for it: FearlessNeko, Tavia99

You know you live in 2009 when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Bumblebee! (animated)


I would either be calm or go into major fangirl mode


He'd probably be a bit freaked out if I go into fangirl mode


He listen's to loud music


I've lost track of how many I have


Um, well Alanna would be listening to her music, Lilac wouldn't stop talking, Angel would probably draw a picture of him, Summer would want to learn about his weapons, and Sora would keep switching personalities from curious to I don't care to bored and so on. That's only five of my OC's




Not annoying Prowl


I'd have to say either Starscream or animated Blitzwing


Starscream not trying to overthrow Megatron and Blitzwing running in circles screaming about cheese taking over the world.


What do you think?


Sentinel Prime for sure


Megatron, or as my friend and I have nicknamed him, Megataki (We had a sugar rush that day soo...)


I ain't saying.


SS/OC/SS, ProwlxOC, JazzxOC, StarscreamxOC, BlitzwingxOC, BumblebeexOC


I have thought and said it.


I have decided on an SSC Ultimate Aero XT (Only five exist)


Arcee (Prime)


It kinda depends, I'm starting to like Decepticons more though.

If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music... If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon... If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer... If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd... If you broke your heart when your favorite one died... ...and cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life... ...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[x]Brown - $100

[ ]Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Total: 100

Eye Color:

Brown - $50 [ ]

Green - $75 [ ]

Blue - $150 [ ]

Hazel - $100 [x]

Other - $15 [ ]

Total so far: 200


[ ] Over 7′ - $200

[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$

[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

] under 5'4 0$

Total so far: 285


[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: 385

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

[ ] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[ ]Second born - $150- ]

Middle child - $100 ]

Last Born - $100 ]

Third born - $550 [x] (I think, I don't know all my siblings)

Fourth born - $300 [ ]

Fifth born - $400 [ ]

Sixth born -$215

Total so far: 935


[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[x] No - $600

Total so far: 1535


[ ] perfect vision - $400

[x] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100 ]

Glasses - $50 ]

Contacts - $25 ]

Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: 1735

Shoe Size: ]

13 - $300 [ ]

12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ]

11 to 12 - $400 [ ]

7 to 10 - $500 [x]

Under 7- $450 ]

Total so far: 2235

Favorite Colors (multiple):

Green - $750]

Red - $600 [x]

Black - $100 [x]

Yellow -$475 [x]

Brown - $300 ]

Purple - $225 ]

White - $400 [x]

Aqua - $350 [x]

Orange - $300 ]

Blue - $300 [x]

Pink - $100 ]

Other - $500 [x]

Total: 2725

Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 [x] Nope - add $1000 ] some - 750

Final Total: $6110



Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy

I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


Whenever I feel the flakes on my nose,

And winter comes around.

When I feel the chill of the weather,

In my mind, Zane will be found.

Whenever I feel overly warm,

Or see the glowing flames.

When fire or tempers are around,

I will speak Kai's name.

When the flash eminates through my room,

Or I hear the boom that's after.

When lightning is showing itself through the clouds,

Through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.

When look at the sand or trip in the dirt,

And feel the messy ground.

When earth is around me, especially rocks,

In my mind, Cole will be around.

Whenever I find a youthful girl,

Who is brave, strong, and kind.

Who is better than others think her to be,

Nya will cross my mind.

When I find a man, old and wise,

Who lectures people on end.

Who tries to find the facts in life,

Sensei Wu fills my head.

When a person is dark, and obsessed with power,

Who on the inside is kind

Who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting,

Lord Garmadon invades my mind.

When I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast.

And swears to copy his father.

Who is actually strong at heart,

My mind is what Lloyd will bother.

Upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,

Or looking at them with fear

I smile at the snakes, even if they hiss,

And think of the serpentine leaders.

If you truly love ninjago you will copy and paste this onto your profile.

To Be A Friend

If you've got friends like mine, raise your glasses. If you don't, raise your standards.


You're stupid. You fail. You're weird. You're not perfect.


Guess what? That's okay. Because I'm like that, too. We laugh at the randomest things. You know my ugliest side. Even though we disagree sometimes, we never fight. When I'm sad, you're always there to make sure I'm okay, and I'm there for you.


Love you, BEST FRIEND.

Best friends since 'pinky-swears' and 'double-dares'.

You want to get mad? Yell at me. You want to cry? Cry on my shoulder. You want a hand to hold? Grab mine.

She's my best friend. Break her heart, I'll break your face.

Your friends love you anyway.

Friendship isn't one big thing, it's the million of little ones.

Real friends will always be at your side, even when you tell them to leave.

Good friends are HARD to find, HARDER to leave, and IMPOSSIBLE to forget.

Friendship is born at that moment; when one person says to another, "What? You too? I thought I was the only one!"

My friends are the kind of people who, if my house were burning down, they'd jump in and rescue me, then break out the marshmallows and start hitting on the firemen.

“Are we going to be friends forever?” asked Piglet. “Even longer,” Pooh answered.

Because once upon a time, we were best friends. And, yes, there's been a lot of bad stuff in between. But none of that matters right now, okay? You need me, I'm there. Any time, any place, anywhere.

Side by side or miles apart, best friends are always close to the heart.

You can always tell when two people are best friends, because they'll be having way more fun than it makes sense for them to be having.

Friends are like stars; they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

Sometimes, when I say, "I'm okay," I want someone to look me in the eyes and say "No. I know you aren't."

Unlike Barbie, my friends and I are NOT sold separately.

You never know what it's like to lose a best friend until you look back and don't feel safe enough to fall.

Friendship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it's to leave, and you can never go without leaving your footprints behind.

Friendship isn't about who's been there the longest. It's about who came, and never left your side.

I can't stop the downpour, but I'll always be willing to go with you for a walk in the rain.

The only reason God didnt make us sisters is because one mom couldn't handle us both.

A real friend is the one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Best friends are the people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go throught them alone.

A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. But best friends only poke at each other with straws.

If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile... But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.

A true friend can see your hidden tears behind the smile everyone else believes.

Friends are like walls: sometimes you need one to lean on, and other times, it's just enough to know they're there.

A friend is someone who believes in you, even when you no longer believe in yourself.

When you’re down, I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there.

A good friend wonders about your romantic history. A best friend could blackmail you with it, because she's been there through it all.

A good friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A best friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves, because she knows you don't care.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" because she knows it will make you laugh.

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." because she knows he deserves it.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" because she knows you've gotta figure out how to get up on your own.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you, because she knows you need him.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex, grab a shovel, and ask you “Who do I have to kill?” because she knows there's a reason.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you, because she knows it's what you need.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in, because she knows you want to swim anyways.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, girl, run!" because she knows you'd do it to her.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies, because she knows why you killed them, and maybe even helped.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries, because she knows exactly why you hurt.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" because she knows it was worth it and you'd happily go again.

A good friend asks you for your number. A best friend asks you for their number, because she knows you've dialed it enough to memorize it ten times over.

A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your iPod?" because she knows why you're jumping.

A good friend will leave you. A best friend will be there always, because she knows you better than you know yourself. And you know her.

If one day, you feel like crying,

Call me.

I can't promise I can make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

If one day, you feel like running away,

Call me.

I can't promise I can convince you to stop, but I'lll run at your side.

If one day you don't want to listen to anyone,

Call me.

I promise to be there for you, and I promise to be very quiet.

If one day you're bored,

Call me.

I can't promise to entertain you, but I can be bored with you.

But if one day you call me,

And there is no answer,

Promise you will come. Because I might just need you.

A true friend... -Accepts you as you are -believes in you -calls you only to say "hello" -doesn't give up with you -admires all sides of your personality -forgives your mistakes -helps you -encourages you to try it again -makes a difference in your life -says nice things about you -offers his/her support -understands you -tells you the truth -never judges you -explains things you don't understand -walks by your side -calms down your fears -shouts if necessary, if you don't want to listen -raises you spirit.

The Best Friend Contract

I promise to listen to my best friend, even if it's about video games, weird stuff, or things I don't really care about.

I promise to keep in touch with my best friend constantly.

I promise to be there when my best friend needs me.

I promise to be honest at all times with my best friend.

I promise to never keep anything from my best friend (unless it is a surprise party for them).

I promise to help my best friend grow into a better person.

I promise to set aside work and myself when my best friend has problems and needs to talk.

I promise to always let my best friend be the first to know anything and everything.

I promise to laugh WITH not AT my best friend (unless they do something really stupid and/or funny).

I promise never to do anything to screw up our friendship.


I hearby agree to these conditions.

It's the times we're so crazy, that people think we're high. It's the times we laugh so hard, we can't help but cry. It's all the inside jokes and "remember whens". those are all the reasons that we're best friends!

Our inside jokes-too many to name.

When we're apart it's never the same.

When we're together it's nothing but fun.

Replacing my girls just can't be done.

As the years pass,

and we grow apart.

I want you to know,

that you're in my heart.

You helped me through problems,

through things good and bad.

You helped me keep smiling,

when I was sad.

You helped me with guys,

you made me stay strong.

How will I live,

when you guys are gone?

And where the years take us,

no place is too far.

We will think of each other,

wherever we are.

You're wonderful people,

with good hearts to lend.

And I want you to know,

that ya'll will always be my Best Friends

Girls are

like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach for the good ones,

because they are afraid of falling. Afraid of getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't

as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something

is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right boy

to come


the one




to climb

all the

way to the

top of the tree


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.'Al-Gebra is a problem for all of us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle!" When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow shortly.

Some Words of Wisdom

We fall so we can learn to pick ourselves up and become stronger.

To stand is to risk falling. To walk is to risk stumbling. To try is to risk failing. To live is to risk dying. But that is a risk I'm willing to take.

The fame of a warrior is build on a thousand corpses.

One often meets his fate on the path he takes to avoid it.

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

All creatures fear the unknown; that is a well known fact. The only problem is that many refuse to overcome the fear and accept it. Accepting the unknown is not saying that you are unafraid. It is merely stating that you are willing to adjust to life's changes.

Fun Stuff...

(An unmatched left parenthesis creates an unresolved tension that will stay with you all day.

I want to be the person that when my feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil says "Oh, shoot! She's awake!"

No problem should ever have to be solved twice. Oh, good. I don't have to do math any more. Someone already solved those problems.

When I am struck by the urge to exercise, I sit in a comfortable chair and wait for the urge to pass.

Watch out for men in suits and ties; they like to tell little white lies.

I want to be a blip on the Devil's radar.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can get you in a lot of trouble.

I don't have ADHD, I just- Squirrel. (I actually do have ADHD)

Sorry, Christmas is canceled. I told Santa I was good this year, and he died laughing.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk. They then spend the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

A computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for my karate.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

I don't obsess! I just... think intently.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Yes, I hit like a girl. If you hit a little bit harder, you could too!

It's us versus the world. We attack at dawn!

You ask what's so exciting about blowing stuff up? Well, see, it turns stuff, into flying chunks of stuff!

I ran with scissors and lived! It made me feel dangerous.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

God made man. Then he looked, thought, said "I can do better", and he made woman.

I'm not scared of death! What's it gonna do, kill me?

It doesn't matter how it explodes, as long as it explodes.

What's normal? Is it a disease? OMG! Don't come near me! I might catch your 'normal'!!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I use the force to open automatic doors... But I'm still working on the regular ones.

Stand back! I'm trying science!

I know kung fu, karate, and 37 other dangerous words.

CAUTION! I'm not like other girls.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Curiosity killed the cat, but I was a suspect for a while.

Can't stand me? Then sit down.

HA HA HA! HAHAHAHA!... Wait... What?

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Toes: see "shin."

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it... thanks Mario Kart.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

Never, under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'.

Never lick a steak knife.

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can actually see a baby emerging from her at that moment.

A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.

The Autobots don't do toasters, but if they did, they'd be the best toasters in the universe. But be glad the Decepticons don't do toasters either... They'd burn all the toast.

Neve be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Men are like fine wine... They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the snot out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

If Revenge is a dish best served cold, and Revenge is sweet, than wouldn't it be ice cream?

If "the pen is mightier than the sword", how come "actions speak louder than words"?

Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA) , Tavia99 (USA)

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy this onto your profile. DONT IGNORE THIS, because in the Bible it says: "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of the Father." So be considerate. Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.



Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Tawnyfur, Child of the Storm, WhispertheWolf,Catwolf109, justiceintheworldofhp-yearight, Tavia99

Hetalia Quiz! The Axis Powers

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

[ ] You were bullied a lot in your childhood (If I was I never noticed, sooo... not really)

[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

[x] You're very happy-go-lucky

[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

[x] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (it's more like Canada's but whatever)

[x] You're a good artist (depends on what i'm drawing)

[x] You can be clumsy

[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something

[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

[ ] You would surrender in a war situation (hell no! I'd fight to the death!)


Germany (Ludwig)

[ ] You're very stoic and serious

[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods.

[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog

[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. (yeah...)

[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed

[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

[ ] You work very hard too hard...

[ ] Your alone time is your 'happy time'

[ ] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (It's actually the other way around)

[x] You've had issues with money once or twice


Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ] You're very mature (What does 'mature' mean?)

[ ] You think everything over before saying it.

[x] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

[x] You isolated yourself during childhood (how did i not notice that until recently?)

[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time

[ ] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world

[ ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people

[ ] You're good at practical tasks

[ ] You need time to adjust to new people


The Allies

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x] You love hamburgers

[x] You think you're awesome

[x] You love to invent things

[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films

[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people

[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business

[ ] You're terrified of ghosts

[x] You know aliens exist

[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

[x] You wear glasses (sometimes, I prefer not to though)

(7/10) Why am I not surprised?

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[ ] You like tea

[x] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid

[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical

[ ] Your cooking is awful

[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (I don't really like girly things like unicorns or fairies much though. I like evil murderous unicorns! Yes, I know. I'm insane)

[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

[x] You have tried doing black magic before

[ ] You get drunk quite easily. (I don't know yet.)

[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

[x] You're good at embroidery (I don't like embroidery so I only do it when my grandma keeps bothering me and telling me to do it. I'm good at it though. Even though I hate it.)


France(Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ] You're very affectionate

[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense

[x] You like wine (yes.. I like wine)

[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

[x] You love red roses (Mainly because red makes me think of blood and I use the thorns to stab people)

[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

[x] You're very proud of yourself

[x] You love culture and the art

[ ] You're very flamboyant

[ ] You say you're a gourmet


Russia(Ivan Braginski)

[x] You had a very sad childhood. (People don't really expect it with my attitude and I don't bother trying to keep it a secret.)

[ ] You're very tall (taller than most of my friends but not that tall)

[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities

[x] You wear a scarf all the time (I do now)

[x]You love sunflowers

[ ] You love vodka (haven't tried it yet)

[x] You can seem intimidating to other people (I recently found out that I actually scare most of my friends. That really surprised me. I hadn't known that.)

[x] You're very strong (Call me weak or say that I look weak and I'll kick your ass)

[ ] You have a big nose

[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people


China (Wang Yao)

[ ] You're very mature (Someone please tell me what mature means!)

[ ] You're very superstitious

[ ] You're very religious

[x] You love pandas

[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes

[ ]You love Hello Kitty

] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever,but are never taken seriously.

]You work hard (I'm lazy)

[x] You're good at drawing (certain things)

[x]You like sweets


Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ] You are very well-raised

]You're polite

[ ] You love classical music

[x] You like cake

[ ] You have a mole on your face

[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away

[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument

[x] You've composed music before

[x]You tend to call people 'morons'

[x] You wear glasses (Once again, not always)

(6/10) I did not expect that.

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[X]You're often ignored by people (Why?! Why am I not being noticed?! I'm turning into Canada...)

[ ] You look younger than you actually are

[x]You love hockey (Hell yeah!)

[x] You love polar bears

[ ] You hate fighting

[x] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy (and the rest of my hair is almost exactly the same as his!)

[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else

[X] You feel under-appreciated (starting to)

] You're bilingual (will be soon! I'm learning to speak Russian!)

[ ] You always carry a bear with you

(5/10) I'm becoming more like him...


[ ] You smoke

[x] You're very physically strong

[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights

[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers you get along with one, but not with the other.

]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics

[x] You like hot weather (But I like snow more!)

[x] You can be very friendly from time to time

[ ] You look very tough on the outside

[ ] You make a very nice role-model

[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgewise

(3/10) Well...

Hungary (Elizavéta Hédeváry)

[x] You have a potty-mouth

[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair

[x] You used to be a very tough kid (still am!)

[x] You're very reliable

[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (you've got that right!)

[x] You're very faithful

[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike

[x] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (some of my best friends)

[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next

[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(9/10) Cool!

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal

]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (More like I drag them around)

[ ] You're very serious (I'm serio- Ooh! Waffle!)

] You have a lot of patience (Yeah right! I only have the patience to do this because I freakin' love Hetalia!)

[ ] You think too much about philosophical stuff

[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..

[ ] You're not very confident

[x]You were quite rebellious as a child

[X] People tend to walk all over you (They've started to)

] You're a born worrier

(3/10) Not surprised

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

] You're very flamboyant

[x] You're quite hyperactive

[x] You can be quite goofy

[x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix

[ ] You're very wary of strangers

[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell

[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty

[ ] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions

] You love pansies and corn-poppies

[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics


Prussia: (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

[ ] You're quite mean-spirited

[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan

[x] You're very loyal

[x] You're very good at tactics

[ ] You hate Russia (How could I hate Russia?! I think I scared my brother when I explained Russia very specifically to my brother just sitting there and smiling sweetly the whole time)

[x] You love to fight people

[x] You can avoid marriages quite well (I'm not even thinkin' 'bout marriages)

[x] You're not always taken seriously

[ ] You like drinking

[x] You want to become stronger


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Wheeljack brings one of his new inventions to the base and Optimus finds out the hard way that they have the habit of blowing up in his face. Who knew the Autobot leader was so tiny as a sparkling...
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Prime. Vince just wants to pummel a certain somebody for embarrassing him to the entire school. Instead, he finds himself in a war with the Autobots and the Decepticons. Oh, yeah, and Jack Darby was included in it all along! Just how bad was his life going to get? *BEING RE-WRITTEN*
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I wanted people to hear me, to see me on the inside and not what I look like on the outside. After everything that's happened to me, the pain never fully goes away. Now, I live with my aunt and uncle along with their son Sam. I'm afraid that my life will never be normal. Not with these eyes of mine...
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Boy with the Ice Eyes and other Circumpolar Tales by Cap10 reviews
A monthly short story collection for the circumpolar countries, states, and territories. This month's story-I See Fire...The Beast was swallowing the city of Fort McMurrary. The the burn area larger than the country of Singapore air evacuations prove to be one of the only methods of getting people out. Canada is there to support the pilots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,810 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Canada, Finland, Norway, Denmark
Lost Memories by Princess Sapphire928 reviews
Sapphire is a femme who crashed landed on Earth, but get this, she doesn't remember a thing. Can the Autobots help her regain them? Or will she have to make a new start? Let's just hope the Decepticons don't get to her though, or else Sapphire and the Autobots are in trouble. The continuation of Sneak Peek.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Arcee, Optimus Prime
Soul: Book 1 (DISCONTINUED) by Jade-Spade reviews
(DISCONTINUED) An ancient evil has returned to Minecraftia and life as everyone knows it will never be the same again. Hope is fading quickly, and as the death toll rises, so do fear and insanity. Sky and his friends must join together and rise to the challenge to defeat the enemy, but their dark quest is going to be more difficult then anyone could ever imagine...
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,307 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 7/21/2013
Rebirth by LeaderPinhead reviews
An Autobot cut down before his time; a benevolent god who gives him his second chance; a whole new can of worms to be unleashed. What's it like to grow up as a human when your past life continues to haunt you? [AU '07 Movie and eventual JazzxOC; slow progression]
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 203,723 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Jazz, OC] - Complete
Soundwave Meets the Internet by Creepy-Pasta reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite con Soundwave does while he's alone? Well here's some one-shots. R&R please :) Rated T for some mature content. Marked 'Complete', because it's a series of one-shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 42,358 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Soundwave - Complete
Human Companionship by Autobot Trapjaw reviews
Wheeljack doesnt want a human friend, but one finds him anyway...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,097 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Wheeljack - Complete
Hetalia Units, huh? What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by Linkforever125 reviews
When I found out about Hetalia Units, I was hesitant to get them. But the thought of having a chibi or life sized version of my favorite anime characters? Now I HAD to get them. But I never knew how much of a hassle they could be until I got my first Unit- Chibi Canada. Now, instead of dying of cuteness, I'm dying of insanity. Based on 0ptimuspenguin's manual fics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,291 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 7/9/2012 - America, Russia, Canada, South Korea - Complete
Come to Life by angelsweet2011 reviews
One girl's summer is going to turn into chaos. They were just toys... before the wish. How do you get Transformers to listen to you? Easy. Just be yourself. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS! I will be rewriting some chapters. Updates will resume soon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 7/4/2011 - OC
HetaPotter: Chamber of Secrets by Sapphire7777 reviews
Britain is once again practicing his magic in his basement, but a rogue spell seems to have to have no affect other than making the lights flicker. What he doesn't know is that his spell has turned America and Canada back into 12-year-olds with no memory of being countries. They're sent to Hogwarts with Harry Potter when the legendary Chamber of Secrets is opened.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,300 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Harry P., Canada, America, S. Italy/Romano
To Protect And Heal by T'Reilani reviews
Echo, Ratchet's daughter, has been training to become a medic since before the Autobots arrived on Earth. But in all those years, she's never faced anything like the return of Megatron and the war that follows. OC. The original Echo-verse story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 65,704 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ratchet, OC
Lady Liberty by Fyrearth reviews
America died at the end of the Vietnam War. Now, England must take care of the new America only she has no idea what she is...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,085 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 8/27/2011 - America, England/Britain
Operation: Family by Challenger2011 reviews
A mysterious relic causes havoc for the Autobots. While Ratchet tries to solve a problem it caused, the rest of Team Prime will have to work through an unusual situation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,225 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Arcee, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
Synergy by Agent 0r4ng3 reviews
A freak 'gas-line break' in the local cafe renders her blind and scarred, with no mention of the giant robots that caused the injury. Her brother is hauled in by 'Sector Seven,' whoever they are, for hacking top secret information. A car just kidnapped her, demanding her to take him to his twin brother. Since when does a car have a brother? Sunny/OC/Sides slow-build -COMPLETE-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 418,129 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sideswipe - Complete
Rising Generations by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 330,614 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 6/22/2010
Surprise by SunnySidesofBlue reviews
Prowl decides to stop hiding his relationship with Jazz and does so with a vengeance. Jazz is delighted. Smokescreen is amused. The rest of the Autobots get the shock of their lives.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Jazz, Prowl, Smokescreen, Tracks - Complete
TF Prime: Shattered Glass by Crush48 reviews
Optimus and Arcee leap through the GroundBridge to find a plane of existence where the ally is the enemy, and the enemy is the ally. Can Optimus and Arcee reach Megatron and the noble Decepticons before Optimus' corrupt counterpart and his twisted Autobots gets to them?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,457 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Optimus Prime, Arcee
Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Rules to Keep You Alive by DuskMoon15 reviews
Look, I don't know how you got here, and I don't want to. But if you're going to stay here, then there are some rules you need to know to stay alive. Oh, and I should probably tell you who I am before we get into that. My name is Shiloh Winters, and I'm the only human who lives on the Nemesis.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,374 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012
El Viento by QueenOfGeeks14 reviews
A simple girl Haden, hits her head, and finds herself in the world of Ninjago! With no powers or pysical strength what-so-ever Haden wonders how she can fit into this world, get home, and most important; not get killed! Can all these things be accomplished? Or will she be stuck there forever? (Rated T for later chapters)
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 61,939 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012
The One and Only by WingBladeWeaver1357 reviews
"Have you ever feel that you're being ignore by everyone? Including by your family? Well, I have and to top it all off, I'm being bullied and called mute at school. However, it all changes when I met two young men, who owned two Lamborghinis. That's when my life began to change." -Janette Jones. Sides/OC/Sunny. [On hiatus, until I find an idea for the chapters]
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 305,393 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - [Sideswipe, OC] Bumblebee, W. Lennox
Living With the Twins: The Guideline by Chistarpax reviews
You think living on a base with Cybertronians would be easy... but then you have to throw in that the twins are your guardians. Hello the need for a guideline. Join me as I create the guideline to living with the twins... and hopefully I'll live long enough to finish it. Rated for possible language in future chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Human Experiment by LunaeShark reviews
Starscream, Skywarp and Thundercracker are bored waiting for orders. What better way to pass time than studying those oh-so-squishy creatures sharing the planet with them? Unless of course the squishy in question has her own plans... Rated T to be safe.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,348 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Starscream
Hogwarts and Hetalia by Yurinnii reviews
The G8 (and China) have been sent to Hogwarts by their bosses! What will happen when they meet the golden trio, and what shenanigans will they get up to? Will their secret be revealed? NO PAIRINGS. Semi-hiatus, sorry everyone!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,867 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Harry P., England/Britain, America, Canada
One Human, One Spark by Whozawhatcha reviews
What would have happened if Bulkhead DID die? Wheeljack learns hard lessons about taking care of his new human friend, and maybe likes her spunk at times . . . But what happens when a plan for revenge is hatched? Getting tangled up with a femme and the importance of memories making you who you are. War stories, detonations, protoform sleepovers, Wheeljack/Arcee, Bulkhead, Miko.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 404,988 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Arcee, Wheeljack, Bulkhead, Miko N. - Complete
New Host in the Club by RavenExpert reviews
In order to enjoy a normal "human" life, Japan enrolled into Ouran High to enjoy high school, but he was spotted by a certain club and now became a host himself! Possible appearances of other nations.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 64,956 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Haruhi F., Japan
Do not play that song! by NightmareWolf24 reviews
Sideswipe is torturing his twin Sunstreaker with a song over their sibling bond. Story is suppose to be funny. Based in the G1 world of transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Complete
A New Version of Reality by LeaderPinhead reviews
The Butterfly Effect: the phenomenon whereby a minor change in circumstances can cause a large change in outcome. In other words, the tiniest additions can change the fabric of an entire reality. The sequel to Pint Sized. [Pre and AU '07 movie-verse]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 448,685 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack, OC - Complete
Drabbles by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Random drabbles. Bunnies found on the 'net, random pairings, random ideas, anything. PM or review if you have suggestions! Rating subject to change per chapter. First chapter: Optimus is seven letters. Seven is a prime number. Chapter two: Cybertronians lay eggs. Sam finds this out when he finds Barricade's egg. Chapter three: It's winter and Miles dares Sam to lick Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,166 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Optimus Prime, Sam W.
Recipe for Disaster and Hilarity by Zantetsuken Reverse reviews
5th book. After a de-aging spell gone wrong, Prussia, Spain, Belarus, Italy, and Romano are called to England's house. Now, they have to live at Privet Drive until he can find a cure. Not only that, it's Sealand's first year at Hogwarts. But when Dementors attack, the nations get curious...and go to Hogwarts themselves. Add a dash of the Baltics and Austria...Look out, Hogwarts!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Harry P., Prussia
Too Cute by AndromedaAI reviews
"He's so adorable! I wanna kill him with love!" When Rumble gets booted out of a battle thanks to Ironhide's pede, he is adopted into a Neutral family.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Rumble, OC - Complete
Transformers Prime:Jack's Twin by Obsidianhighlights reviews
Transformers Prime AU where Jack has a twin sister who was born with the trouble magnet. CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A COMPLETE REWRITE, ROMANCE WILL BE MUCH LATER AND MANY ELEMENTS WILL BE ALTERED
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,369 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Optimus Prime, Jack D.
Fallen by coldstone4815 reviews
"They say that being an angel is, well, heavenly." Bodil fell that day. " I say otherwise, being one myself." He didn't want to be a Fallen, but the others forced him to Fall. "I wonder sometimes: What would it be like to be human?" When he made friends, he knew he could be semi-normal. "I... guess I found out by Falling." (SEQUEL to Insomnia and Animal)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,072 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Complete
Ouran Hosts Hetalia by PASTA300 reviews
World Meeting being hosted at Ouran Academy? What could possibly go wrong? Oh wait, the Host Club is there and I bet my Fullmetal Alchemist DVDs that they're planning something. Poor countries, don't know what's coming.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013
Real or Not Real by Chippr reviews
Ashtin is on the ride of her life. From having a god awful dream to waking up as a cybertronian right before the autobots and decepticons hit earth. For all she knows this whole thing might be a dream.All the more reason to beat sunstreaker up, right? not sure id rating will change. Enjoy to your hearts content:D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sideswipe, Ratchet
Ninjago Blಠಠpers! by TheComingofEpic reviews
Before this story was made people wanted absurd humor and a BURST of imagination. From January 5, 2013 we've been pleasing MANY guest and authors! I present to you Ninjago Bloopers! The story that will make people with NO SENSE of humor blow UP in laughter! Rant, chat, and laugh with us! Read parodies of the episodes! I hope you enjoy laughing with us because you WON'T regret it!
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 101,597 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Cole, Kai, Jay, Zane
One shots by ARAAW reviews
I'm changing this to just lots of one shots
Ninjago - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Complete
The Flag Still Stands For Freedom by Hawthorn Tree reviews
Alfred F. Jones is dead and America is falling into enemy hands. With ties fraying and dormant hatreds surfacing, the 50 States must learn to operate without a higher power holding them together. Old scars are reopened and buried secrets shrouded with guilt brought into light, bringing with them the truths that were lost with the Ancients.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,663 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Germany, England/Britain, OC
Prussia the Boss and Chibi Germany by BrightBlueNinjas reviews
We've heard the stories of Romano and Italy's childhood, now it's Germany's turn. Join Prussia as he attempts to raise the most stubborn child on the planet. T because I'm fluent in Profanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 91,489 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Insomnia by coldstone4815 reviews
"I never really liked my father that much. Maybe it was because that he was cold, and all I was used to was the heat of flames. When I came to the Overworld, I promised myself not to make any friends. Well, I failed myself in that promise. And he tried to kill you, all of you... This is why I shouldn't make friends. I'm sorry...I truly am..." With that, Jordan ended the letter.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,524 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Complete
Short Stuff by AndromedaAI reviews
Still recovering from the death of her parents, her grandparents give her a box of robotic action figures - some she recognised from her childhood. Though, when they come to life, how will she stop them from ripping each other's heads off?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,127 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Mirage, Bumblebee
Birthday Scenarios by Ninja School Dropout reviews
Fun drabble type stories! Based off the birthday scenario meme. REQUESTS OPEN!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,029 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012
Strange Beginnings by IceGirl2772 reviews
There was a girl with Jack the night he was caught in the Decepticon attack. What is so special about the girl? She is the daughter Optimus and Arcee were forced to give up. If they gave her up to protect her from the Decepticons, how will they cope with seeing her again? And can they protect her without revealing the truth? OptimusxArcee RatchetxOC R&R PEOPLE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 163,738 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Optimus Prime, Arcee - Complete
Transformers Prime: Wings of a Robin by Gwenniegirl Kennedy reviews
Robin Summers never had the best life growing up, until she met him. Then her life changed forever, and she couldn't say she wasn't happy about it. Transformers Prime AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,917 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Megatron
The Pretty Reckless by DreamerCarroll15 reviews
Naddia is a witch princess from Ireland and the Natural History Musuem's new She comes to the museum still barring her powers after so many Can Akhmenrah steal her heart and help mend the horrors of her past? And what happens when her emeny comes to the museum and tries to redo their history? R&R Disclaimer: I don't own I own my
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,667 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Ahkmenrah - Complete
Best of Enemies, As Ever We Were by BlueSkyScribe reviews
The trip was Knock Out's idea. That didn't mean he couldn't complain about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Ratchet, Bulkhead, Knock Out, Miko N. - Complete
Ninjago: Crystal Guardian by NinjagoZ reviews
Something odd has been going on. Zane has kept having the same nightmare, with no remembrance of what had happened. The Serpentine are out of their tombs, and Zane glimpses a white light. Is there a connection? Find out in Ninjago: Crystal Guardian! Rated T, for violent scenes.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Zane
Here There Be Dandelions by BlueSkyScribe reviews
Two medics and one human on a restored Cybertron. Ratchet, accompanied by Knock Out, gets to explain the mysteries of Cybertronian reproduction to Miko. I'm sure you can guess how utterly thrilled he is about this task. Nothing explicit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Ratchet, Knock Out, Miko N. - Complete
Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year by Jinxx Draconett reviews
In Hetlia High, there were unspoken laws that made up the school's popularity system. Punishments for breaking the laws were severe. Arthur Kirkland broke two of these commandments. "Dude, Arthur's a punk AND he's friends with the Bad Touch Trio?" "Oh man, Al's gonna be pissed."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,487 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Careful What You Wish For by TheCreationistofthings reviews
When I bought my action figures they didn't say 'Will come to life later on.'Cause thats what happened.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
The letter by The Wayward Orphans reviews
Person A is reading Person B's letter they left for them to be read after Person B's funeral. Person A never knew Person B had a troubled past until now
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Hetalia and the Goblet of Fire by The Hero15 reviews
England and two other countries are sent to Hogwarts to watch over the Triwizard tournament, but trouble is in the air when one of the countries is chosen to compete in the competition and suddenly one of them goes missing. How will England manage to get by with the stupid frog and America by his side? And will he manage to keep his secret from the prying eyes of a certain witch?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,088 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, China
Fixed by Abellire reviews
A new thought, a new place, and a new path. On a very long hiatus, I've kind of lost interest in Warriors. Message me if you have any questions.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,104 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Jayfeather, Briarlight
Solemnly Swear by Death's Inevitable Kiss reviews
Transfan didn't even begin to cover Noah's love for Transformers. In Lyra's opinion, it was borderline obsessive, but he was her little brother, so she didn't mind. Thanks to a stupid birthday promise, they find themselves stuck in the fandom for Primus knows what. Add in a mild separation, some excruciating injuries, and bizarre dreams, and Lyra's living in Hell. Sides/OC/Sunny
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,100 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sam W., Mikaela B., Bumblebee, Sideswipe
Anthro by NinjagoZ reviews
Zane is finishing up a quick errand, but this... Is not quite how he wanted to end up. Three shady girls have him pinned. Who are they? Why are they here? Find out in: Anthro! Probably a T rating to be safe. Please review. Put whatever you want, even if you hate it! ZaneXOC. It's better than the summary. I honestly hate summaries! FINALE POSTED!
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Zane, OC - Complete
101 by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Lennox thought he was running a military base, not a babysitting service. 101 things the Autobots don't understand about Earth. Chapter Eight- The Super Soldier, Wushi pinky hold, and Night Terrors
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - W. Lennox, Ratchet
Explosions Happen by Ninja School Dropout reviews
There are many things that could cause an explosion, but No bots can surpass these two bots at causing explosions. Don't even try. Wheeljack and Unicronia cannot be surpassed in that field. Whether they do it on purpose or not. "I wish I could blow up like you. You're just so elegant when you do it."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 88,734 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Wheeljack
Puppet Master by DuskMoon15 reviews
Humans are fragile; their trust, even more so. Once you break it... you may never get it back. Luckily for Knock Out, he couldn't care less - or so he claims. After all, if the human had any sense, she would never have agreed to come with him at all. It wasn't his fault. He didn't force her to come. So why did he feel guilty?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,172 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Knock Out
There's Somebot for Everybot by xXRetrobotXx reviews
(UNFINISHED AND ABANDONED!) Prowl is having a bad solar cycle when he receives a signal from a crash site 4 million years old. Better yet, it turns out to be a long lost friend. Rated to be safe. Eventual Prowl/OC.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,112 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Jazz, Optimus Prime - Complete
334 ways for a country to be kicked outta walmart by gayegg reviews
America's "great" new idea goes all sorts of ways when they actually decide to carry his new plan through. Based off of 334 ways to get kick out of walmart. I suck at summaries. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,109 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012
Eye of the Kitten by inkdragon13 reviews
Ratchet foils Miko's plan to make a skateboarding ramp out of his wrench, much to Miko's disappointment. Now she wants revenge and the medic is in for a real treat-kitty style!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,013 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Miko N., Ratchet
PM Randomness 2 with ZoeythePinkNinja by TheCreationistofthings reviews
Randomness with my friend about Transformers!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012
Outcasted by Sarigirl008 reviews
TFA. The story about a group of women who are chosen by the all spark to fight evil forces. They'll overcome many challenges while finding true love, living as outcasts to the city, and most of all, who they are. BBXOC BHXOC ProwlXOC JazzXOC OCXOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,822 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 11/18/2009
Transformers Prime: Backstage Pass by Kingstriker reviews
So what do the Autobots and Decepticons do while they are not doing the show? Time to find out by heading backstage to catch their crazy pranks, adventures and mistakes. This is your ticket to see just how the two groups really treat each other when they are not beating the crap out of each other.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,575 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Complete
Who IS she? by ZoeythePinkNinja reviews
It is a normal day for the ninja, but when Zane spots a seemingly random girl, she stirs some new memories. Join Zoey, Zane, and the ninja in an adventure that will change their lives forever.
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Zane
Helpful Hints for Not Being Used as the Decepticons' Kickball by Scriptor Bellum reviews
During her time as the only human aboard the Nemesis, Amity has learned a few things about the Decepticons. Mainly, that there are certain things you should and shouldn't do if you don't want the 'Cons using you as a kickball.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,292 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013
When Bored On The Ark, Do Not by Autobotschic reviews
Stuff you really shouldn't do on the Ark when bored, but most Bots do so anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
My Transformers Dream by TheCreationistofthings reviews
As a fan I always felt that my obsession was real or I was insane.I always thought it was number two.But after a bright light engulfed my friends and I.I'm about to be proven wrong.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
ninjago:Different Dimentions by TheCreationistofthings reviews
Carmen and Tavia were as normal as crazy people could be.Until their lives were questioned.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Kai, Zane
Pm Randomness by TheCreationistofthings reviews
I laughed myself silly PMing Tavia99 and wanted to show you guys.Plus this will keep you guys happy while I try to work on my other story.Kai/OCand Cole/OC.I own nothing.Warning there are transformers in here.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,472 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012
Pick 10 Ninjago by TheCreationistofthings reviews
I was bored enough said.WARNING THIS IS RANDOM!
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
Just a Dream by Ninja School Dropout reviews
Primus help me. This dream just keeps getting worse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Complete
Decepticons Can Dance by Gelly619 reviews
Liana is the DJ at the club 'The Saber'. However, a certain three-faced Decepticon has taken a liking to her music styles. Soon shes the new entertainment for the Decepticons. Co-Written with FrostedPurpleIrises91-ILOVEHER! TFA Romance OCxStarscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,830 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Starscream, Megatron
Troubled Silence by PyrothTenka reviews
Bumblebee thought it would be easy. Just go in, grab the artifact and leave. How was he supposed to know the artifact wasn't an 'it' but a 'she', and what did this portend for the other artifacts the Autobots had detected? A hodge-podge AU of my own making with many hat tips to various continuities. Rated T for Lamborghinis and robot space chickens.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,526 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012
Belly Buttons by Ninja School Dropout reviews
Lennox and Epps have a few questions for The Medic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Complete
Cut! by Detective Rysposito reviews
With every TV show, there's always bloopers where actors mess up their lines and mess up someone else. The creators don't always show us them though. So here are a bunch of bloopers I think took place in each episode! T for language. Now up- Darkness Rising Part 2
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013
When You Wish Upon an Acorn by LeaderPinhead reviews
Because only a Dinobot would do such a thing. Now the Autobots get a little taste of what is known as "The Fangirl." [Follow up one-shot to A Decepticon's Guideline to Dealing with Fangirls]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Ratchet, Swoop - Complete
His last wish by lilskystar reviews
Chris, a 7-years-old kid wants to spend his last week of life with the Autobots... see how he will live it until his death..
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,055 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Optimus Prime, Sunstreaker - Complete
Autobots Hate Youtube by inkdragon13 reviews
We humans all know that Youtube can be extremely annoying. However, Bumblebee sees it as a wonderful opportunity to annoy the living daylights out of the other Autobots. Let the trolling begin!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,397 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bumblebee
My Weeping Willow by magykfan94 reviews
A new danger has awakened, and it's up to the ninja to help stop it, along with two new allies who hold a connection to it.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,571 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Zane
Transformers Animated:Mysterious girl by Obsidianhighlights reviews
When a fangirl ends up in the world of TFA, how will she be able to help? What is this about her having powers? And will she find love on the way? Prowl/OC. Rated T to be safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,246 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Prowl
The life of Haley Witwicky by Autobot-Girl95 reviews
Eighteen years after the battle of egypt, Sam and Mikaela's teenage daughter Haley tell her story about living with the autobots and her parents together at a military base. Crappy summary, my very first fanfiction. To prevent questions: In my fic, Mikaela never broke up with Sam and Jazz and Ironhide never died ;D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012
Grey Matter – Silver Lining by I Have Finally Moved reviews
At the same time as Megatron reawakens, a girl falls to earth and Sari manages to convince her Father to let the new girl become her nanny. Emma doesn't talk much, and isn't saying she knows them from a cartoon! But when the All-Spark shatters, her origins are questioned, and her importance becomes key to the tides of the war. PxOCxJxSS BBxS OPxE1xSP Other Pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,436 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Prowl - Complete
I'm in TFA? by ZoeythePinkNinja reviews
When innocent Transformers lover Kaylyn gets a collection of TFA figurines for her birthday, she is overjoyed. But, a glow surrounds them at night. When she wakes, she's in their base! What's going on?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Blitzwing, Prowl
Eye Level by Windcat reviews
After an incident involving Sari's Key, the Autobots find themselves seeing things from a new angle, however, others begin to notice Detroit's strange new "immigrants" might not be who they say they are. Rated T to be on the safe side. Humor for now, may change later on.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,967 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012
Jetfire and Jetstorm by AmericanPsyco reviews
Jetfire and Jetstorm finally got excepted to a team in the elite gaured. They are so exited to finally be in the elite gaured. Untill they learn the horrible truth about autobot twins and why they have never seen any others. For one of them, their first time away from Cybertron may be his last.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Jetfire, Jetstorm
InterDimensional Fangirl by Gwenniegirl Kennedy reviews
AU Armada-Verse; When a regular girl winds up in Transformers Armada, her world turns completely upside-down; she finds the autobots, and romance..? Starts in between Mars and Crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,135 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Starscream - Complete
Through a Cybercat's Optics by Lunar Mist reviews
I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,860 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
A Con Called Caterwaul by CatGirlFireflare reviews
All Decepticons are evil, right? WRONG! Meet Caterwaul and try not to insult her, or you might find that your arm or leg is suddenly missing one day! she's exciting, funny, and sometimes crazy, but I know you'll love her anyway! I hope you enjoy reading!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 38,388 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Ninjago: 300 years later by NinjagoZ reviews
Times in Ninjago are growing hard. Strife has taken over, for the only ninja remaining is Zane. Two new ninja are at his side, but they will need all the strength they can get! They must recruit new ninja to become the protectors of Ninjago. Are you the next generation of heroes? Rated T because I have no idea what's to come.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Zane
Ask Starscream by ConArtist 24-7 reviews
Go ahead, ask me a fragging question! Its not like I got anything better to do! /Ask your favorite traitor a question! Ask Prime, G1, Armada, or Bay-verse 'Screamer, he has to answer! Ask anything!/ NOW OPEN ONCE AGAIN!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Starscream
The Autobot Academy by lilskystar reviews
Have you ever wondered how the Autobots became what they are today? Where did they learn to be warriors,scout,medic,SIC? In a typical school? nope...they went at the Autobot Academy. younglings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,806 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
The Femme Wrecker by youllbeinmyheart1997 reviews
Some say femmes are too weak for war. Others say we're only good for making sparklings. Well, I guess I don't fit that stereotype. My name is Xenia, and I am a Wrecker. At least, on Cybertron, I was. Wheeljack/OC in later chapters. Ratings may or may not go up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,537 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Bulkhead, Wheeljack - Complete
Sisters by Sneaker Boots reviews
Two ordinary girls. Sisters. Both have a normal life... or do they? They get plunged into a war between Autobots and Decepticons. They might even be able to put an end to the war! What scares them even more is who their father really is... StarscreamxOC BlitzwingxOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Starscream, Blitzwing
The Armada Kids at the movies by ecwecwecw1 reviews
I was watching the Transformers when I thought "What would it be like If the kids from Transformers reviewed them" So here this is. I hope you enjoy it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Alexis, Starscream
Beyond Sound by Inkcrafter reviews
Jack was loyal to the 'bots, it was obvious in his action and words. But when Soundwave crashes, injured and close to offlining, Jack can't help but aid the mech. Now the former 'con is determined to befriend the unique human. Though kidnapping the teen might not have been the best way to go about it! Read and review. Not yaoi, just brotherly fluff later!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,822 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Jack D., Soundwave
Pint Sized by LeaderPinhead reviews
A death in a family often leads to the inheritance of material possessions. This normally doesn't include a box full of warring robots from a distant planet. Rated T for language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,998 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bluestreak, Skywarp, OC - Complete
I Know A Little Girl Who Can Walk Through Walls by T'Reilani reviews
What happens when you combine two bored technorganics, an X-Men comic book, and Wheeljack with too much time on his servos? Read on to find out. Gift fic for Tatyana Witwicky. Technorganic-verse.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2012 - OC - Complete
Her Twins by DaemonicKitten reviews
She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 351,736 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
When You're Gone by BooLoo2 reviews
They hated him. They hated him because he was who he was and that he was where he was because of it. Yes, they hated Prowl. That was, until he was gone. Mentions of slash, violence and death. Slight AU. Prowl glorifying.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Prowl - Complete
Pick 10 Transformer Characters by LamboTwinsGirl reviews
Title says all! Was for fun! I don't own Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Complete
50 Ways to Piss Off England by TimIsaFunSucker reviews
A list consisting of the best ways to send everyone's favorite Brit up a wall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Their Pasts by SunnySP reviews
Some OC/Jay fluff. Riley needs some conforting after a hard choice. Will update later. I've decided that I will make another chapter or two.
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Complete
Ninjago: The Rise of the Ninja Sequal by ImaginiveGirl reviews
Aqua and the ninjas are back and ready to face anything. But when a new evil comes. Will they survive this new foe?
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012
A different kind of Fairytale by SpoonMeister13x8 reviews
Princess Alice Kirkland heir to the Hetalian throne is sick of her life. She doesn't want to rule a country and marry some strange man, she wants to have fun and see the world. What happens when she runs away and meets Alfred F. Jones a boy from the village? FemEngland!xAmerica AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,193 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fragile by T'Reilani reviews
Teamwork isn't easy under the best of circumstances. Secrets make it harder. And when one member isn't even inclined to try, she's not the only one who might pay the price. TFA season 2 replacement, includes OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,792 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Prowl, OC] - Complete
Energon Pop by Stitchar reviews
Prowl is interested in what Bumblebee had. Bumblebee gave him some, only to regret it. Extreme randomness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Bumblebee, Prowl - Complete
100 Bad Reasons to Declare War by merrypoptartslover reviews
We're really lucky not to have another war on our hands. Just read this list as a start...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When Life Gives You Robots by LittleLadyLove reviews
Getting what you want isn't always as good as it sounds. All she wanted was a laptop. That's it.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2012
Switched: Ninjago style! by Ayuki Karpy reviews
What happens when you get four fighting ninjas and goddesses who has body-swapping spells? Add the Serpertine and the ninjas are in for a looooooooooooooong day.
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,389 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
When All The Clans Got Laptops by Ms Amber reviews
FINALLY UPDATED! When laptops are dumped in the Clan territories, the cats learn how to use the laptops and who knows what happens? And now, with Firestar disagreeing to the idea of laptops, what could happen? A story of humour, stupidity and what else!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,017 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Firestar
The Young Lady Of Legends by I Have Finally Moved reviews
She was a shy, self-centred and overall lazy dreamer from our world, transported to the world of Avatar where she's the stuff of some sort of legend. She also can't continue being lazy, not if a certain agitated prince gets his way. ZukoXOcc
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 289,588 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Zuko, OC - Complete
Crushes by Ninja School Dropout reviews
Jazz Lennox and Epps become very interested in Who Sparks femme crush. Will they ever find out, or will fate keep intervening
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Complete
Confrontations by Ninja School Dropout reviews
When Red Alerts Cameras are stolen and he goes berserk on the on the only bot he can blame how will this affect his glitch. Will he be able to fix it? Parody of Enemies from the things they carried.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
HetaOni Quotes by tokidokibaka reviews
Quotes from HetaOni.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Complete
I Lost a World! by Rose's.wings reviews
She was just a girl with nothing to do, but that changes when she wakes up on another planet and is taken in by aliens. All she wants is to find her sister and go home but with civil war looming, not to mention the speech barrier, will she ever get back?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,407 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Sparks the Babysitter by Ninja School Dropout reviews
Lennox needs a last minute babysitter, and the most obvious choice at the time was Sparks. Will Sparks corrupt poor Annabelle or will she be the shining babysitter she know she can be. A one shot for my Sparks Fly story!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Imperial Wings by I Have Finally Moved reviews
A girl is given a second chance at life, in exchange for ending the war of Transformers. It's about as easy as it sounds. And, whilst sorting out her own life, she discovers two younglings without mothers, and the reason why their families fight.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,064 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Then There Was Another by Lightan117 reviews
Why can't I remember?I remember waking up in a hospital and being adopted by the Wictwicky family but nothing else.When I turned 17 these dreams with a metal cube and red eyes keep me up. Why are they happening?And why is Sam's car in Anne's vision?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,621 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Optimus Prime, Jazz - Complete
The Doughnut by Gelly619 reviews
One-Shot of Habitual's story What is a Friend. Barricade obtains the weapon of the God's. A Doughnut.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Barricade
RE:Emails by Gelly619 reviews
Sequel to Emails one-shot. Armada-verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Alexis, Rad W. - Complete
Emails by Gelly619 reviews
The Decepticons have been receiving emails from the kids back on Earth. Megatron has ignored them until now, curious of it finally. What could these messages hold? Armada-Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Alexis, Rad W. - Complete
What is a Friend?: Chicken Special by Gelly619 reviews
Barricade calls to speak with Longshot, only to be interrupted by Brooke! How will Barricade get the girl out of trouble? One-shot for Habitual
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Barricade - Complete
Love in Thirty by Gelly619 reviews
One-shot for metal-firetamer91. Blitzwing.. well, is Blitzwing, finds a girl and.. Well find out and see.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Blitzwing - Complete
The Sound of Music by Gelly619 reviews
Does Soundwave enjoy hearing Megatron talk for hours? No! What does he do? Well, look inside. Megatron gets a shock too. 3 One-shot
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Soundwave, Megatron - Complete
The Secret Lives of Decepticons by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes place after "Autobot Files". Being a Decepticon isn't easy, but what do they do with themselves when they aren't fighting Autobots and trying to subjugate the population?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,539 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
The Autobot Files by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes Place Directly after Ghost in the Machine. A series of short stories about a few Autobots and their different views on life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 140,998 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Two Sets of Twins by Chistarpax reviews
AU. Celestia is a normal femme, except for the fact that she's Optimus' oldest daughter. Firestarter, her younger twin sister, and her always get into trouble. This time though, they've bit off more than they can chew.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,920 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Prowl, Grimlock - Complete
Rock a Bye Bot by Twin-One reviews
Transformers Animated: Optimus, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, and Prowl are mysteriously turned into babies, and it’s up to Sari and Ratchet to find out why and if there’s a cure. -Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
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Spirits of the Seasons reviews
Amanda and Aurora, sisters. Both died and were brought back as the spirits of Summer and Autumn. They both were selected as new guardians along with Jack Forst and some other girl. Autumn: Does that girl have rabbit ears? Summer: Yes, now shut up. Autumn: Do you like Jack. Summer: No, now shut up before I tie you to Bunnymund. Autumn: *Mutters*
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Jack Frost, Sandy
Meet the Fangirls reviews
Two typical fangirls both teleported into the TFP dimension just because of one simple wish. One girl would rather be with the Autobots but the other is perfectly happy with the 'Cons. Starscream sees some value in the two girls and has them rebuilt into Cybertronians and makes them work for the Decepticon cause but they're a bit... strange. Starscream may regret his decision
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Knock Out, Starscream
Insane Life reviews
Five girls, each very unusual in their own way. Angel, Summer, Lilac, Alanna, and Sora. Everything is normal for them until Sora is kidnapped by a decepticon and they have to get help to rescue her. Who would've known that Alanna's childhood friend Sari would be able to help, along with her friends.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012
A New Home reviews
Jaycee and her friends always stood out at their school. That might be because they were born with special abilities. One day She gets teleported into another dimension where she is found by the ninja who give her a new home and help her control her power and make it stronger.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012
The Ninja's Pet reviews
Christina wakes up as a kitten and becomes the pet of the ninja who saved her the night her parents were killed. She has a certain memory that she knows relates to them somehow. ?/OC The ninja she's paired up with will be a surprise Please read it!
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2012