Author has written 2 stories for Homestuck.
Sup peeps? Katgirl28888 here.
General background: My real name is Karina, but I prefer Kat. I'm a junior in high school, I'm sixteen, my birthday is November 4th, I'm 5'5", and I weigh... well, you don't really need to know that, now do you? I live with my grandparents in a little town called Hathaway Pines, CA, mostly because I absolutely can't stand my parents or sister and I hate being isolated in Mountain Ranch with no one but them. I have long, dark brown hair and similarly colored eyes. I am officially nocturnal during the summer, usually sleeping sometime between 10 AM and 7 PM. I have the best, sweetest, most handsome, most considerate, bestest boyfriend in the world, but I won't bore you with details. ;P
Summer of 2012 I started getting into Fan Fics, and I have to admit that I was sorely disappointed by the lack of correct grammar/spelling/punctuation/word usage. I decided to remedy this by creating my own fan fiction (which I may or may not post) that quickly escalated to, I am proud to say, the longest and most popular fic on the site (it no longer is because I haven't updated it in forever so it got moved to the archive for lack of activity). I started off with MyCandyLove (an online dating-simulation game) fictions, and from there discovered fanfiction.net and eventually branched off to reading Jak and Daxter and Sonic the Hedgehog fictions. I'm currently writing three MCL fics, none of which I've posted on here, I've started an enormous Homestuck fic (When Good Intentions Go Awry), along with one that I'm not going to post that I'm writing with a friend, the SolKat fic I have posted (Broken Thoughts), and a long TaVriska Smutfic I'm going to post when I finish (Confidence is a Vice, keep an eye out for it), and I'm thinking of writing one for Warriors that I've been considering since I was in Eighth grade. I've also started a Virtua Fighter fic, but I don't know if I'm gonna continue, or post, it. Out of all of them, I've only gotten to post a few because I'd like to write them at my own pace and also I'm pretty much the love interest in all of them because that's how I learned to write fictions, because in MCL, I am the love interest. I've noticed that that doesn't seem to bode well on sites like this, considering I've yet to see a Homestuck fic with a self-inserted main character/love interest other than mine. Not that it matters. Y'all are gonna read mine and I'mma take the world by storm motherfuckers! *insert maniacal laughter here*
I love all kinds of music and essentially hate anything pre-eighties, save for a select few good ones. It's a true tie for first among genres, between Alternative Rock and J-Pop. I have over 25 different genres in my iTunes library, and I am proud to say that I know the lyrics to all of my 1000 songs, be them in English, Spanish, Japanese, Korean, or Swedish. I will often arbitrarily (and subconsciously) decide, "Hey, I really fucking love this song," and then I'll have one or two songs alternately blaring in my mind until I listen to them so much I get sick of them for a while. This week it's OneRepublic's Counting Stars and Capitol Cities's Safe and Sound (the latter of which, coincidentally, was the object of my mind just a few weeks ago, as well). At least they're calming. Try being unable to willingly listen to anything but the Gummy Bear Song in Spanish for a week. I am a victim of my mind.
Anime's pretty rad yo, but I don't really watch much TV other than that (and Spongebob, because who doesn't watch Spongebob?). I do enjoy romcoms, though I don't usually watch movies either (hhehe I wouldn't have started watching them if it wasn't for Karkat XD). Some a the shit I watch: Soul Eater, Fruits Basket, Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, Sword Art Online, Inuyasha, D. Gray-Man, Kiki's Delivery Service, Teen Titans (not really sure if this one counts), Doctor Who, and Skins (just kind of tacked onto the end here because, hell, like I said, I don't watch much normal TV). Despite the list, I don't watch a lot of TV or Movies in my free time. I much prefer Rooster Teeth and RageGamingVideos on YouTube. (RED VS. BLUE. RWBY. I AM BECOME DEATH.)
I don't like food, therefore, I don't eat. ._. Seriously, though, I really don't like food and I don't like eating and I try to do as little of it as possible. Beverages are fine, chocolate milk is the nectar of the gods, but I don't really like food. I mean, if I had to pick a favorite dish, it would probably be spaghetti, or maybe a really tender, medium-rare New York Steak. Junk food's pretty good, I can deal with that. My complete lack of interest in food doesn't bode well with any one in my family, most particularly my dad... he went to culinary school rather than an actual fucking college, so I'm not surprised he doesn't share my view, to be honest. Doesn't change the fact that I hate food and pretty much nobody in my family understands that. Not getting into family issues (of which I have many), rapidlymovingon.
Video Games are my only form of sustenance. Consoles in my possession: a Wii; a PS2; a PS3; a half-working Sega Dreamcast; a broken Sega Saturn; a broken Dreamcast emulator (Chankast); a working Dreamcast emulator (nullDC); a Saturn emulator (SSF); two laptops (one of which has a 60% shattered screen, the other of which is one suck-ass motherfuck and I cannot wait for a reason for a better one, even if it's still pretty good except for its shittiness), one Vista, one Windows 7, respectively; an ancient desktop PC running Windows XP that doesn't connect to the internet, a DS Lite (apparently my mom found it like three months ago and didn't tell me and I still don't have it?????), I'll be getting a 3DS soon, an everything from pre-GameboyColor to GameboyAdvance emulator, and finally a Motorola Milestone X android phone (which is currently in the process of being a little shit and breaking... and has been for the past four months). In my room at my parents' house is one dinosaur TV which is used whenever I'm there for whatever system I convince my dad to let me have for the day. My gaming library contains; roughly 15 Wii games, over 35 PS2 games, about 15 PS3 games, at least 25 DC games, around 20 Saturn CDs, approximately 60 PC disks, I'm guessing like 15 DS cartridges scattered throughout the house, and only about 10 gaming apps on my phone (my phone's too much of a legendary piece of shit to be worth having any games on. Besides, I've come to find that they're too time consuming to bother with anyway). Take that, bitches. Ultimate bragging rights, motherfucker.
Feel free to add/friend/subscribe to/like me on any site you see that has a user by the name of katgirl28888 or professor-snap, depending on how recently I created the account. YouTube (katgirl28888 [please, for the love of god, do not look this up. Don't say I didn't warn you, my videos are absolutely horrible and I really need to delete them. All of them ._.] and Kat Cuccia [don't do much on this account 'cept watch and comment]), Tindeck (kat [please, do look this up. I have some pretty decent, if I do say so myself, voice acting up there done with my friend Megans]), Tumblr (prof-snap), MyCandyLove (kat [and like 12 others I do not feel like linking), Minecraft (kat [YES MINECRAFT, ALL OF YOU COME PLAY WITH ME, mcdotdabblecraftdotcom]), Elsword (kat [I met my boyfriend through this game cx]) and really, anything else you see me on.
—Your friendly neighborhood Kat. >:33
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