Not Just A Reader - A Fangirl
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Joined 06-23-12, id: 4077458, Profile Updated: 06-04-14
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Fault in Our Stars.


So I deleted all the stuff I wrote before. I'll just write simple stuff from now on.

Me: Teenage girl, loves reading, listening to music, singing, likes writing, loves reading and good at maths. Did I mention loves reading? I can't think of anything else.

Books I've read: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments, Uglies series, Divergent, Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus and much, much more.

So yeah, that's me. Hope you like my fics :)


Guess what, guys? I have a Facebook page for my Fanfiction account! Go to https://www.facebook.com/pages/Not-Just-A-Reader-A-Fangirl/1457111111198938 and like for updates on my fics and random funny stuff I like! :D


I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! I am a member of the Twin Exchange.


If you are totally and completely in love with Draco Malfoy and/or Tom Felton, post this on your profile.

GO TEAM DRACO!!!

You know you're a devoted Dramione shipper when:

1. You get pissed (at least a little) at any Hermione/other shipper. (Especially Hermione/Ron.)

2. When re-reading Deathly Hallows, you purposefully skip the Hermione/Ron kiss.

3. You think that every little curly-haired blonde kid is Draco and Hermione's child.

4. Even if a Dramione fic completely SUCKS, you respect them for trying anyway.

5. You admire all other enemy-to-couple ships out there because they are so much like Dramione.

6. You truly believe that Draco secretly enjoyed the punch Hermione gave him.

7. It makes your day when your favorite Dramione author posts another chapter and you get that update alert email.

8. You noticed that Dramione is the only cute HP couple name that isn't slash.

9. You FREAKED OUT when you found out that Emma Watson had a crush on Tom Felton. (Because we all know that's the closest we're getting to real-life Dramione.)

10. You found it funny when you realized that there are more Dramione fics than any other CANON couple. :) Hahahaha

TAKE THAT DRACOxGINNY/ DRACOxHARRY / HERMIONExRON FANS!!!


Harry's the bravest

Ron's the most oblivious

Hermione's the smartest

Ginny's the toughest

Neville's the clumsiest

Luna's the weirdest

Dumbledore's the greatest

McGonagall's the strictest

Snape's the greasiest

Nick is the ghostiest

Crabbe's the largest

Goyle's the dumbest

Fred is the funniest

Cho is the sappiest

But Draco Malfoy can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone else jealous!!! :)


In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape, A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, who fought bravely to the very end, and whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, and will loyally await his soul mate and brother, with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby, who was more free and full of love than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, the last real Marauder, who was not just a wonderful father, an incredible husband and a brave hero, as well as an awesome werewolf.

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, who died for the greater good, and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody, who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive.

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, but who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end.

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore, whose past and wisdom confused us, whose seeming betrayal shocked us, but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra. She deserved everything she got in the end.

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, who we really didn't know too well, but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war, so he must've done something good... Besides stalking Harry.

In Remembrance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, who lived and died soaring.

To the hundreds that died needlessly.

To the many that died 'for the greater good'.

To these great souls I raise my glass,

May they forever Rest in Peace


Messages from across the grave

Regulus to Sirius
I tried to do what you would've done in the end.

Peter to James
I wish I could take it back.

Gideon Prewett to Arthur
You take good care of our Molly.

Merope to her son
Grow up strong like your father, Tommy. But learn to love.

Dobby to Harry
Harry Potter is safe now, sir. Dobby has repaid him.

Cedric to Amos
I won, Dad. Aren’t you proud?

Colin to Dennis
I died like a real wizard, Dennis. Isn’t that cool?

Kendra to Ariana
I wish I could've fixed it. That’s what mothers are supposed to do, right?

Fred to George
Don’t worry, George. I’m going to heaven. Guess how I know? Because we’re the Holy Spirit! Get it? Because you’re holey and I’m… dead. Please don’t cry.

Snape to Lily
I tried to protect him, Lily. I can do no more.

Helena to Rowena Ravenclaw
I’m sorry I left, Mother. I’m not like you; I’ve always made stupid choices.

Hepzibah Smith to Hokey
Never trust a pretty face.

Bertha Jorkins to Rita
You’ll never believe who I met in Albania, Rita!

Karkaroff to Snape
I vish I could haf had your bravery.

Grindelwald to Dumbledore
I killed her, Albus. And I’m sorry.

Mrs. Crouch to Barty Crouch Junior
Be happy, sweetheart.

Rowena to Helena Ravenclaw
I miss you. Please come home.

Fawkes to Dumbledore
I’ll be back. I promise.

Tonks to Remus
It was all too brief.

Albus to Aberforth
I'm sorry if I dissapointed you, Abe. I love you and I'm proud of you.

Sirius to James & Lily
He looks just like you, James... except the eyes. He has Lily's eyes.

Remus to Harry
Please take care of my son, Harry. Will you?

Colin to Harry
Harry, Harry, look! I died like a true Gryffindor! Isn't that cool, Harry?

Remus to Teddy
I'm glad that I died trying to make the place you live in a better place, Ted.

Tonks to Remus
I'm sorry I left him, Remus. I just can't live without you.

Mad Eye to Harry
Thanks for burying my eye, boy. Remember, CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

Fred to George
Don't worry, George. Ickle Ronniekins will help you run our joke shop and make it a real money spinner. Just take care of yourself, will you?

Fred to Molly
Don't be sad, Mum. I have George's ear to accompany me here. Honestly, woman, you killed that bitch, so cheer up!

Tonks to Harry
Wotcher, Harry. Take care of my son, I know I can trust you to be a great father-figure for him.

Bellatrix to Voldemort
I know you don't know love, my lord. But just so you know, I always loved you from the start.

Fred to his parents
Dont be ashamed, Dad, Mum. Your love is worth more than new robes, anyway. I'm proud to be your son.

George to Fred
When I look in the mirror, sometimes I wonder if it's you I'm looking at. But it cant be. The pale-faced, thin person with eyebags in the mirror never even smiled. Even on our gloomy days, you'd always stay positive and cheer me up with your smile, Fred.

George to Fred
Yesterday was our birthday, Fred. I never imagined blowing up the candles alone. Birthday isn't my favorite day of the year anymore.

Molly to Fred
Fred, no parents should have to bury their child. But you died in a war and I'm proud of you. Me and your dad miss you so much. Love you my son.

Teddy to his parents
It's not easy being an orphan, but I know that you and mom died trying to make the place I live in better than the one you had. I'm proud of you, mom and dad.

Ted Lupin to Dora
Harry said that I'm the coolest kid in the world. My dad was a werewolf and my mum was a metamorphagus. Isn't it awesome? Btw my hair is pink right now because I'm in love with Victoire Weasley, the grandaughter of your bestfriend who gave you the tea and sympathy, mum.

Andromeda to Bellatrix
I know you hate me because I married a mudblood in your opinion. But I never thought that you were happy to kill my daughter, my only daughter, your own niece. I already lost my husband and now I lost my daughter and my son-in-law. I thought you would spare me pity, I'm still your sister after all.

Molly to Tonks
Tonks, guess what? I killed the bitch who killed you.

Harry to Lupin
He looks just like you, Remus, except his ability. He has Tonks' ability.

Harry to Colin
Colin, I want to let you know that a piece of me died with you. You're a true Gryffindor.

Harry to Snape
Even though you did it for my mum, I owe you an apology, Professor. I'm sorry I ever doubted you, I'd give anything to get you back.

Snape to Harry
I told you I'm not a coward, Potter.

Fred to Molly
I once said that when I get married I'll give you a full body-bind curse. Sorry I cant make it happen.

So all that was copied from Sugarquills007. I cried reading the last bit.

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Great Expectations by cinnaatheart reviews
A man falls from the sky, and SHIELD is more than happy to help... Though they're not quite sure what to do with him with most of their experts claiming he should be dead. But then another another turns up... and another, and SHIELD is half wishing they could rescind their offer of 'sanctuary', because magic users might just be more trouble than they're worth...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,781 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S.] Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Yesterday is History by TheCoffeeShopMuse reviews
Set after those famous four words. Rose Hathaway has not been heard from or seen for 5 years. The Moroi world is now falling apart with rising Strigoi numbers and falling Dhampir numbers. Now Rose Mazur has received the call for help, and she offers up a proposition the Guardians cannot refuse. What sparks will fly when the past and present collide?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 138,585 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Parenthood Drabbles by HecateA reviews
A collection of drabbles honouring the parents of the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus cast of demigods, gods and mortals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 129 - Words: 166,424 - Reviews: 2553 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 12/22/2012
Howl by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
Sirius Black is nineteen, practically at the prime of his life, fighting Death Eaters and helping the war effort. His mother - who, of course, only wants the absolute best for her family - has found the seemingly perfect girl for her eldest son to marry. "Tell me, what would my mother say if she found out you were a - ahh...?" "Mudblood? Oh, I'd quite like to find out."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 118,648 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Narcissa M., Walburga B.
Hunting Stories by HecateA reviews
Was it because of the boys? The thrill? The escape route? From Vita to Chantale, Lucy to Tendayi; why the Hunters of Artemis swore to that pledge.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,071 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Artemis
The Pickup Lines Of Leo Valdez by Selene's Child reviews
Cheesiness, laughs, giggles, hyperness and stupidness guaranteed. Almost a chapter a day keeps the doctor away.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Leo V. - Complete
Thy Brother's Wife by DivineDebris reviews
Fred is falling for Hermione. There's just one problem; she's already married...to his brother. (Edit: Realist/Domestic Ron bashing from Hermione's POV) Darker Fremione than usual. Rated T for bad choices!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] Ron W. - Complete
My Heart With You by floatsodelicately reviews
Fred kisses Hermione after a prank goes bad and they end up in a confusing situation. How long can they keep the secret when they don't even understand it? Soul bond Fremione story set during The Order of the Phoenix. ABANDONED AND ADOPTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,736 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Make Me Forget by Sammie0014 reviews
After Dimitri breaks Rose's heart she can't live with the heartbreak he has caused. One question "Make me forget" could be the end of Dimitri and Rose. Can their love survive when Rose doesn't even remember loving him in the first place? R&R :D
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,065 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Playing the Players by angelically-devilish reviews
MARRIAGE LAW FIC! What happens when two people who thought they were destined for lives of free-wheeling and independence end up thrown together by meddling friends and a malicious Ministry? Why, nothing short of magic and mayhem! Rated M for mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 171,354 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Unable to Resist by NeonDomino reviews
Remus is back Teaching Defence against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts, so who better for his teaching assistant Hermione to consult when she suspects she's being targeted by an Incubus? Hermione is nineteen in this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,266 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Remus L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Girls Say the Darnest Things by Tina Redwood reviews
Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Sexually explicit. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,012 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
All Tied Up by WeasleyForMe reviews
Lavender and Parvati discover some juicy gossip about George and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2014
Rhyme Time by It's All A Facade reviews
In which James sends Lily a poem, Lily sends James another poem, and then they're engaged in a poetry war. All James knows is that if he plays his cards right, he can (just maybe) get Evans to go out with him. "My poems are awesome/I'll make you see/In the meantime do you/Want to go to Hogsmeade with me? -James" Jily fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Thousand Years by iluvwritingxoxo reviews
Forced to work together on an architecture project, Annabeth and Percy both knew it was going to be a bad experience. What they didn't expect were themselves opening up to each other. Late nights together are bound to take its toll. AU. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,153 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Of Weddings and Warfare by j-jip reviews
In the midst of a looming war, an old law is brought back to life. Hermione Granger soon finds herself in a hasty engagement to a man that just happens to be her professor. Marriage Law. AU from the end of HBP. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,013 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
Poems of Heroes by MyChosenWeaponIsWords reviews
And the words tumbled out like a waterfall. A collection of poems about the characters. I don't own the Percy Jackson books. I update Wednesday and Saturday unless otherwise stated. Hope you enjoy. Dedicated to TheseLittleWonders.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Thalia G., Leo V., Drew T., Frank Z.
The Long Tunnel to Azkaban by General Schemer reviews
Once again the Malfoys have found more than their share of trouble. Draco has been given a choice of three months in Azkaban or a year of public service. The question of who and how his case officer is arranged is the makings for a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,365 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Emergent by mugglesarah reviews
Post-Allegiant. Three and a half years later and Tobias is travelling city to city in order to explain the situations currently unfolding for them. On one trip to Baltimore things go wrong and he winds up running into a girl who looks identical to Tris. But could it possibly be her? Or is this girl merely a stranger?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,837 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
With Teeth by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: Albus Dumbledore had been wrong about Voldemort's horcruxes. There had never been just seven—or eight, technically, if Harry's scar was being counted. There had been seven hundred and seventy-seven. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Second Chance by melissawtf reviews
The Avengers are battling a new threat when a newcomer- who just so happens to have the same power as the enemy- helps the Avengers out, and S.H.I.E.L.D obtains their first ever wand-wielder who just so happens to be Steve Rogers' new friend. Whoever said America was a great place for a fresh start was sorely mistaken.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,448 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [OC, Captain America/Steve R.] Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Crime By Existing by WingDawn reviews
Special Agent Annabeth Chase was ready to take a nice, long vacation from work. But fate had other plans. Now, because of possessing absolutely zero resistance against her half-brother's puppy-dog eyes and her partner's enthusiasm for a new case, she's stuck dealing with the annoyingly attractive and friendly Detective Jackson. He had to go ahead and be smart and cooperative too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Rachel D.
The Year of the Wallflower by anondracomalfoy reviews
Neville Longbottom had always been a wallflower...but then one year, two abusive teachers, a snake's head, and a handful of decisions later, he blossomed into the kind of man he'd always thought his father would be proud of. This is his story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Neville L. - Complete
Nobody's Looking by iheartwriting reviews
The Weasley family prepares to enjoy a Sunday dinner in the garden outside The Burrow, and when Mrs. Weasley sends Hermione into the kitchen to fetch dessert, Fred is all-too-willing to help her. One-shot. Post-DH. Fred's alive. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Flames Rose Higher by Kat.R.777 reviews
Katniss and Cinna were fighting to make the world a better place. They were waiting for change. They also might've been waiting for each other, but they had a long way to go before either of them would admit it. Cinna/Katniss. AU. SPOILERS for all three books.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,355 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 2/14/2012 - [Cinna, Katniss E.]
50 Days of Summer by Sugarquills007 reviews
He was all that held her together for that moment. Without Malfoy, there was no Granger. He was drowning in desire. And she was falling for beauty. Power like holding the sword flowed through her veins. Need like the thirst for water pounded through his mind. He was her addiction. And she was his redemption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,358 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Make the First Move by WeasleyForMe reviews
"Bill let out a small chuckle, and Hermione's eyes widened as his green eyes met hers. She had been staring again!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Bright Lights and Cityscapes by EaglesLoveSnakes reviews
After the war, Hermione decides to dance again. Draco, a widower, has a young daughter. The only dance studio around is a Muggle one, owned by the one and only Granger, but no matter what, Draco wants his daughter to take ballet like she wishes. Even if it means he's unhappy. A story unlike any other, that deals with love, life and the world of dance. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,674 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Deadly by foodluver reviews
Seven heroes. Seven deadly sins. Coincidence? I think not.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Complete
Monday Madness by iluvwritingxoxo reviews
A oneshot in which Annabeth freaks out over a hickey and Percy, well, Percy responds with his usual wit. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Sword Fighting by mimihopss reviews
A 'hot guy' was teaching Annabeth's gym class at her all-girls boarding school sword fighting.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Joke's On You! by Optronix Prime
When Chloris the Goddess of Flowers sends Percy, Annabeth, and Grover on a wild goose for the God of Comedy after he plays a nasty prank on her, things turn sour once the get to Florida. Of course Grover has to help her, she IS the Goddess of Flowers after all. (Set after Last Olympian, but before Lost Hero)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Annabeth C., Grover, Percy J. - Complete
The House at the Beach by I am that Writer reviews
Sequel to my story A Night in Paris, but you can read this without having read that. Percy and Annabeth are relaxing on the beach at a beach house with Paul, when they are interrupted and swept up in yet another quest, this time including the queer spirit of a river god's daughter, an old friend who just might be traitorous, and a monster with red fur bent on catching them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,674 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
Powers by I am that Writer reviews
In which the Seven are little demigods with big powers. Multi-chaptered.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2014
What Zoe And Orion Shared by BewareMyFrozenHeart reviews
Artemis says her final goodbyes to her faithful lieutenant, and her thoughts stray to another who resides among the stars.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Artemis, Zoë N. - Complete
Let's Play a Game, Shall We? by Riddler-of-Words reviews
Draco sat there comfortably, waiting. He'd let Hermione do the job, and watch from the sidelines. He felt like a little boy about to watch porn for the first time. This was his porn, watching her drag information out of an unfortunate wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,721 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bug the Magnificent by Captainraychill reviews
Head Boy Draco Malfoy and Head Girl Hermione Granger fight over Christmas decorations. Oh, and Draco falls in love with a holly fairy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sincerely, Hermione Granger by Captainraychill reviews
A holiday peek at Hermione's diary... or how she saves Ron from a fate worse than death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not a Creature was Stirring by HecateA reviews
Except for half of the demigod population of New York which is half out of its mind on Christmas Eve. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,394 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
The World's Shortest Hunger Games by Tiny Bluebird reviews
Paisley Waters, a 12 year old girl from District Eight has no chance in these Games. Living under a factory her whole life has less than prepared her for the fight of her life. But something Paisley does could end the 66th Hunger Games before they have even begun. . .
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,879 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011
Hermione Granger and the Forty-Year Old Virgin by Captainraychill reviews
At age fourteen, Draco Malfoy insults a legendary sex witch – a mistake that both he and his penis still regret at age forty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,091 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influencial Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,356 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Für Elise by HecateA reviews
Featuring the first girl to ever pick up Jem's violin since his death and of the London Institute's current state. Oneshot.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Jem C., Jessamine L., OC - Complete
A Taste of Her Own Medicine by HecateA reviews
If the dead see what they want to see and the mortal see what they want to see... what about immortals? Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Hecate, Alabaster T., Dr. Claymore, Lamia - Complete
I'm Sorry I Love You I'm Sorry by HecateA reviews
In which Leo Valdez keeps a promise, and not by half. Oneshot. House of Hades spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Calypso, Leo V. - Complete
Memos by tartan-angel reviews
A series of random memos sent between our two favourite Professors... who said Flitwick? *evil glare*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 147 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M.
On a Scale of One to Ten by HecateA reviews
... how horrible is your immortal stepparent? Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Ares, Hera, Persephone, Amphitrite - Complete
A Night in Paris by I am that Writer reviews
Sequel to Percy Jackson and the Staff of Hermes. Ever wondered what happened the night of Percy and Annabeth's one-month anniversary? They have just helped Hermes recover his staff, and he's repaid them by allowing them time in Paris, France until midnight. Percy and Annabeth are enjoying exploring the city. Then something goes un-according to plan. My first fanfic! Please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,577 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Melinoe - Complete
Birthday Blues by HecateA reviews
A celebration of August 18 throughout the years. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Holding On To You by Ramalama reviews
Four years after Katniss Everdeen is named the Victor of the 74th Hunger Games she is still making a splash in the Capitol as the District Twelve Mentor. What her adoring fans don't know is just how broken their 'it' girl really is. Very light lemon
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 112,079 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Cinna, Katniss E. - Complete
Cherry Stem Knots by OogieBoogie reviews
"Supposed fact: If you can tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue, it means you're a very good kisser. Hermione intends to find out if she is one." [cliche/fluffy/cute]. Inspired by one night of frustration at not being able to tie a knot on a cherry stem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To My Lover by HecateA reviews
The Capitol constantly overrates itself and puts itself where it's not meant to be. Like in someone's heart, when it's so full there's barely any room left. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
What's in a Name? by CherryWolf-chan reviews
"Allow me to introduce Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy and Septimus Severus Malfoy." "I was being sarcastic you idiots, I thought my tone of voice made that clear! How was I to know you were this stupid! For the love of Merlin…you two are unbelievable!" "On the bright side, we get to see my father's eyes completely bug out of his head!" Rated T for Hermione's Malfoyesque habits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Your mind, their playground:The 225th Hunger Games by Mockinguy19 reviews
"Now for the 225th Hunger Games. These games are to show the rebels that not even the strongest of bonds can escape the Capitol." Betrayal, romance and pain all linger in the arena and Head Gamekeeper Scythe promises to make this the best games of all time... *CLOSED*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,489 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Other tributes
The Prankster's Pupil by Platypi-in-Ties reviews
A companion piece to "Lessons". Missing scenes that happen away from the original plot. You do not have to read this in order to understand "Lessons"; it's just here for those who wonder what happens when Fred goes home :- Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Lessons by Platypi-in-Ties reviews
Hermione Granger never thought she'd be asking Fred Weasley for tutoring - especially not in this subject. But what will happen once the lines between teacher and pupil become blurred? Rated M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,327 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
The Association of Wronged Women of Greco-Roman Mythology by HecateA reviews
First meeting hosted by Gaia at 2:30 sharp, light snack served afterwards. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Circe, Medea, Gaia, Rhea - Complete
Jelly Beans by HecateA reviews
The story of the candy bowl on the Principia's table. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Jason G., Reyna R. - Complete
Ten Good Reasons by RainThestral93 reviews
When Hermione's in desperate need of a new place to live, Fred and George are quite happy to have a new flatmate. But when Fred suggests Hermione sleeps with him, she demands ten good reasons why she should. Fred Weasley obliges her request in the only way he knows – with a grating sense of humour. But how long will it take for him to grind her down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,397 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Together by HecateA reviews
Together is enough to make anybody optimistic, even people starring at reality. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Everything is Paper by HecateA reviews
Airplanes and dolls, hearts and defense. Everything is paper, and everything is Travis and Katie. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Big Kid Business by HecateA reviews
When Julia tries to get involved in the fort and the praetors don't let her, she always wonders what exactly their excuse means. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Julia - Complete
Appreciation by HecateA reviews
An easy thing to get if you're a knight on a white horse, but hard when you're the gentle giant. Who's ever wanted the loser, after all? Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Frank Z., Hazel L. - Complete
Take Two by HecateA reviews
In which Percy stops a certain son of Hephaestus from running away in the middle of the night. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
The Godfathers by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione turned to look at Draco. "You know, I'm starting to wonder if the boys don't think that the baby's gender magically depends on what they want it to be." Draco shrugged, looking down at her. "Well it's a fair assumption. A daughter hasn't been born to the Malfoy family since...1644?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It Was Enchanting To Meet You by CherryWolf-chan reviews
At the end of each ball, the men once again bowed, kissed her hand and aimed the most charming of devilish grins her way. She curtsied in turn, gave a demure smile and told them each time, "It was enchanting to meet you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blue Christmas by HecateA reviews
Ill have a blue Christmas without you/ Ill be so blue just thinking about you... Annabeth and Percy's Christmases since they started dating. Oneshot. Merry Christmas.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Dry by Leca B reviews
Annabeth looked at her son. He was dry. In the bathtub. Dry. In the water. She held her breath. "Percy!" she yelled. - Annabeth finds something curious about her baby son. Fun fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
If You Burn by Kat.R.777 reviews
…I'll burn with you. / Series of unrelated oneshots featuring Cinna/Katniss. This time: She comes to him because he tempers her brutal kisses and turns her warfare into love-making.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,150 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Cinna, Katniss E.
10 Chase-Jacksons by HecateA reviews
Ten possible outcomes of the procreation of Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson. Day 7 in Ten Days of Percabeth. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Fish Therapist by Leca B reviews
Sometimes Percy wondered if becoming a marine biologist was a bad idea. Especially when the fish seemed to think that meant he was some sort of therapist.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Poppies by HecateA reviews
Remembrance day piece featuring Emily and Frank Zhang.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Frank Z., Emily Z. - Complete
Have Your Cake and Eat It by RainThestral93 reviews
It's Fred and George's 21st birthday and the entire Weasley clan (and co) are gathered to celebrate. There's two delicious birthday cakes thanks to culinary genius, Molly... but there's a slight disagreement between our favourite bookworm and Fred, and one thing leads to another and... well, you'll have to read to find out but it certainly makes Fred's birthday the best yet!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
You Belong With Me by RainThestral93 reviews
Fred Weasley has always just been Ron's older brother. In the aftermath of the Final Battle, Hermione finds life getting on top of her. Can Fred Weasley, with a little push from Molly, be what Hermione needs? And is Fred's long term girlfriend, Angelina Johnson, really Fred's one chance at true love? Or is Fred Weasley better suited to the girl JK Rowling very nearly put him with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,911 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Draco Driving by scarlettcat reviews
Draco was driving alright. Driving her crazy. And the two idiots in the back seat weren't helping matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Me Without You by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Draco and Hermione are caught passing notes in class. Professor Snape orders them to read aloud what they seem to think is more important than Potions Class. Chaos ensues. Bet's he's regretting not just ignoring them...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not to Forget by HecateA reviews
Seventy years later, it's Annabeth's turn. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Sixty Days by HecateA reviews
What if you only had sixty days to live after being reborn? What if you knew the person you loved only had days? What would you do, with who would you do it, and what ghosts would you deal with? Frank and Hazel need to answer those questions; fast. Oneshot. Written for Percy Jackson Ship Weeks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,490 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Frank Z., Hazel L. - Complete
Cracking Lily Evans' Resolve by RainThestral93 reviews
When four bored Marauders invite a certain redhead and her friends to join in with a game of truth or dare, they certainly aren't expecting the outcome to include James running down corridors screaming, "I am a woman, hear me roar," nor seeing Sirius Black don make-up & pink fluffy slippers. But what nobody is bargaining for is the slow, but sure cracking of Lily Evan's resolve...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Foals, Colts and Fillies by HecateA reviews
Blackjack and Skippy have been a couple for a year, and they're about to be even closer for nine months, with their owners in a frenzy... Post war with Gaia. Oneshot dedicated to I am Reyna daughter of Bellona.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,887 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Blackjack - Complete
Starry Eyed by WeasleyForMe reviews
"Your secret is safe with me," she promised, but the mischievous glint in her eye made him a little nervous. She raised her voice a little bit and said, "It's not as if I would turn to everyone and say 'George is a nerd'" George/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Held Hostage in the Boys' Lavatory by HermioneBiersackAtHeart reviews
Hermione has to use the bathroom, but all of them are full. So Fred helps her, while pranking her. It's a lot funnier than it sounds. I do not own Harry Potter or My Little Pony, obviously...it's a fanfiction website!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
I'd Prefer Another Fruit by HermioneBiersackAtHeart reviews
DRACO/APPLE and SCORPIUS/ORANGE! Super random super short one-shot that came out of no where. Curse you, plot bunnies!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Sea and Land, Man and Demon by HecateA reviews
An ocean and two hundred years away from the London Institute of Charlotte and Henry Branwell is the last witness to the terrible events that tore it apart and left London cursed for Shadowhunters, and even she doesn't know the full story. Cameos by other Shadowhunter series. Oneshot.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Tessa G., Church - Complete
The Monster's Muse by HecateA reviews
Is the bad guy always bad? Aren't we all the bad guy to somebody else? Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Complete
Happy Father's Day by HecateA reviews
Father's day was not something Paul ever thought he'd deal with, even after Percy came along. Oneshot. Belated Happy Father's Day.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
Herding Cats by HecateA reviews
One typical school morning in Brooklyn House, which of course means that the place is a free-for-all. Except for the fact that Bast is the one in charge of babysitting... Oneshot.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Bast
Something Good by HecateA reviews
Finnick's trick as to avoid going crazy while offering his 'services' to the Capitol socialites, by order of President Snow. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C.
Father's Day by HecateA reviews
The holiday Sally Jackson the single mother dreads. Taking place before Smelly Gabe came into play. Happy Mother's Day! Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
The Last Thing I See by HecateA reviews
His eyes are the last thing I see: Tobias' efforts to make Tris' death a little less painful. Oneshot.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
A Children's Rhyme by HecateA reviews
Clary puts her child to bed, and her memories invade. Based on the rhyme that Cassandra Clare released on the Internet. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Dinner and a Phone Call by HecateA reviews
In which Percy answers the phone and Sally is scared half to death. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by Jade2099 reviews
Every girl dreams about her wedding day. Truth is that she's Muggleborn. Truth is he is a Pureblood. Inconvenient? Definitely. *Rewritten 3/12
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Midnight, In the Hanging Tree by Tiny Bluebird reviews
'Wear a necklace of rope, side by side with me.' the man in the tree wanted his lover to die beside him. Katniss thought he was being noble. She though the man was trying to save his lover from the terrible world they lived in. . . Katniss was wrong.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2012
Emily's Tale by HecateA reviews
The life, love, duty, and sacrifice of Emily Zhang. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - [Emily Z., Mars] Ares - Complete
Growing Up by HecateA reviews
Jason over the years in the legion, and the growing up he did there. From the little boy demanding for Lia, to Little Boots, to the small and furious legionnaire, to the praetor. Long Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Jason G. - Complete
Unity by Hesaluti reviews
When Hermione is selected onto a team of pupils who are given the task of uniting the school houses, she suddenly finds herself wanting unity with a certain blonde wizard from her rival house. It's a pity he doesn't feel the same. Lots of Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,465 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Chicken has Achieved Liftoff by HecateA reviews
The message that keeps going around camp from child of Hermes to child of Hermes. They should be afraid. Really afraid. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Tuxedoes by HecateA reviews
Why must the Kane Chronicles' most epic nine year old like penguins? Dogs, hockey, video games, baseball- nope, penguins. How did that happen? How has it affected his life? How? -Oneshot.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Felix - Complete
Sally's Story by HecateA reviews
From start to finish, twist to turn, Sally Jackson's story and how she ended up with a god, with a gorgon head, and now with the same cliffhanger as the rest of us. Minor once-used language, not that bad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Sally J. - Complete
Pink by Dream's Penumbra reviews
Caesar remembers the year he had pink. Every year the colors change - from bright yellow to neon green to shimmery blue. And that year it was pink. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Caesar F. - Complete
Counting by HecateA reviews
Percy's genius solution when he needs to keep his daughter busy... Yet it works every time. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
I'm Marrying the Sexiest One by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Practically Married by AllIsButToys reviews
Their relationship was convenient, practical even. Could it ever become something more? A complete revision of the 'Marriage Law'. Rating is probably over cautious. Re-edited, formerly known as 'Conveniently Married'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 45,028 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The One by WannabeWolfe reviews
Hermione rushes to the DADA classroom without knowing why. What will she find once she gets there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Moments to Build On by JDPhoenix reviews
Unseen moments, good and bad, between Draco and Hermione during and after their years at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/28/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Artificial Engagement by Akatsuki Child reviews
It was either become a hobo or marry the guy's daughter. He wished he had chosen to become a hobo. "For some reason, I always find myself fantasizing about strangling him to death." Percabeth with mentions of Thuke. AU. OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,455 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Savior by The Crimson Sheath reviews
What happens when a treaty is signed in order to end the war? What happens when enemies are forced together, under pain of death? Who's lives are changed in the process? What happens when Hermione makes the ultimate choice?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,205 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Book Borrowing by nightwalker21492 reviews
A guy & a girl can be just friends but at one point or another, they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily. Maybe at the wrong time. Maybe too late. Or maybe forever. SONGFIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
16 Going on 25 by juicyfruits reviews
Hermione wakes up to find that she has no memory of the past nine years- and she's twenty five and somehow married to Draco Malfoy himself. Humorous romance fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Our Daughter Our Little Angel by T.RxD reviews
Dimitri takes Tasha's offer right after the battle at the Academy. Little did he know he was leaving much more than a heartbroken Rose...9 months later Rose gave birth to her little angel. What happens when Dimitri returns four years later?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,334 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Gabbing Gum by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred and George have a new product to test, and who better to test it on than their uptight sales witch? They don't know that she has a few secrets she doesn't want to spill. Can she keep them or will the gum prove to be to much for her? TE april winner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
You've Got Mail by cr8vgrl reviews
A muggle cafe, a wizarding dating quiz, an excitable owl, and a bunch of pushy people leads Hermione to fall in love with the man that stands her up. But what happens next was not at all what she had planned! Love in Unusual Places fic. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Adjective Game by cr8vgrl reviews
ONESHOT! Fred wants Hermione to play the Adjective Game with him, but will a simple game get out of hand when they start speaking their feelings, or was it all part of his plan? Post-War fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing With Fire by BlueJeanMistress reviews
AU. What starts out as an innocent crush soon leads to a fiery affair between Lily and her new roommate James. As they try to hide their affair from Lily's boyfriend, both of them find out what it means to get burned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,044 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Assignment by The Crimson Sheath reviews
In Muggle Studies, the 7th years are given an assignment. Along with partners. At first, all is well within Hogwarts, but then some rather interesting facts begin to emerge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,076 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bookmark Incentives by cr8vgrl reviews
Hermione's forgotten what day it is, and Fred decides that it is up to him and George to remind her...at their own peril!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Complete
Because by TyrannyOfDucks reviews
When Remus loses control of himself one night, his life and that of Hermione Granger's is altered forever. What will happen when fate throws them together in an unthinkable predicament? Will they remain friends or will they become something more? HG/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Amore Tentativo by cr8vgrl reviews
When Hermione is whisked away to Italy and runs into some trouble, a handsome young man is there to help her, but is this Italian hunk what she really wants, or is a spell about to reveal the greatest love trial of all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Slow Thaw by camnz reviews
Hermione is serving at Malfoy Mansion after the war was lost. In her bleak existance, she manages to find ways to cope. Contains nonconsentual. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,166 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Proof of Life by Jade2099 reviews
Special Auror in Charge Harry Potter hated the press and he hated delivering briefings divulging progress on ongoing investigations. Hermione Granger was abducted a fortnight ago. How is Draco Malfoy involved and who makes the ultimate sacrifice?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,499 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Luck of the Clover by cr8vgrl reviews
WINNER OF MARCH TWIN EXCHANGE MONTHLY CHALLENGE! A strange tradition practiced by the Weasley Twins gives Hermione a bit of insight into Fred's feelings for her as well as an understanding of the luck of the clover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Alone in the Library by maja3322 reviews
Just before the Easter holiday Draco and Hermione are locked in the Hogwarts Library. And there they'll have to remain for a week. Can they be civil with each other? And why did Draco get them in this mess to begin with?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,645 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dare to Feel by cr8vgrl reviews
The twins enlist Hermione's help at WWW since Verity's getting married and leaving. However, when Fred's high maintenance girlfriend starts wearing on everyone's nerves, can Hermione let the love that's been brewing in her heart come out? Will she dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hot Cooler of Love by remuslives reviews
Remus and Hermione fall victim to the twins prank. Should they plot revenge or just enjoy it? one-shot. Birthday fic for Miss Corpse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Great Debate by JillianUnleashed reviews
A duel of quotes between Hermione and Draco leads to new possibilities. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Stolen Moment by angelically-devilish reviews
Dramione - A chance meeting on the Astronomy Tower leads to a moment that neither Draco nor Hermione will ever forget. Gift for Grande.Vanilla.Skim.Latte - Thanks for breaking me out of my comfort zone, babe!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
XXX It Stands for Nothing by The Crimson Sheath reviews
A haunting story is told by a mother to her daughter, the ending in reality is not the ending in the story. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cherry Pie by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Two prefects, one slice of pie, one explosive exercise in learning to share. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Any Girl But Her by diamond-helen reviews
She loves him, he looks right through her. Or does he see more than she thinks?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wolf and Little Red: A Hogwarts Love Story by angelically-devilish reviews
The golden trio return to Hogwarts seventh year with their favorite werewolf professor. But before love conquers all, Hermione and Lupin have to deal with each other, the affections of another Marauder, and the constant threat of darkness. HG/RL HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,873 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Closet Case by Solas-Divided reviews
Sirius learns Hermione's dirty secret
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6681 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
SexyWitches Inc by Tina Redwood reviews
My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Stuck by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Just because they were both willing to accept some blame, didn't make being stuck in a broom cupboard together any easier. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Letters by Skippy-the-Rabbit reviews
Charlie Weasley needs a place to stay, so Hermione Granger offers him her spare room. What could possibly go wrong? Oh, only falling for the wrong Weasley... Chapter 11 is here - in which something finally happens :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,429 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Charlie W., Hermione G.
Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! by Islander2 reviews
Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. What else is it but another excuse to mess with his students and play matchmaker? Mayhem ensues. Draco is slutty. Harry and Ginny are fighting. Ron tries to be someone he's not. Dumbledore's artistic vision proves disturbing. The students get mad, but the parents get madder! Lots of sex & language. Oh, and nude wrestling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,462 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Backfire! by Korquee reviews
A backfiring potion sends Fred running to Hermione for help. His only cure? A certain bookworm's first kiss. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee Part 2 by Tina Redwood reviews
A continuation of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Love Potion by PoetryOpensTheHeart reviews
Hermione hears from an annoymous sourse that she was slipped a love potion by Blaise, for her to fall in love with Draco. cute little oneshot, trust me you won't have read anything the excact same as it! big twist at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3830 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
While You Were Gone by atruwriter reviews
With the end of war, Harry and Ron escape to find themselves. Left behind, Hermione is lost on her own, only to be found by two of the most unlikely people. A strong love and friendship is created, but Ron and Harry's return will bring much turmoil. FHr - [HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,010 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
Seducing Mr Malfoy by Tina Redwood reviews
Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee by Tina Redwood reviews
Read letters between your favorite characters as Fred and George try to find someone to work at their store. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter Buys Life Insurance by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P.
Don't Call Me 'Mione by Koukla22 reviews
OneShot Challenge. Charlie Weasley was the most arrogant man Hermione had ever known. If he thought he could sway her with those winks of his or that lopsided grin... Well, he might just be right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just In Case by atruwriter reviews
Late one night, Fred seeks Hermione out with the need to speak honestly about the happenings of war. He has but one regret he doesn't wish to die with and Hermione is just the person to help him. FHr OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/25/2007 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Childcare Providers at Death Eaters and Co by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“What on earth is a Snape? And why does it sound like a bad thing?” Snape wondered. “Snape represents a certain point in middle aged wizards when you lose all cleanliness, fun, and hair,” quipped Wormtail. OOH, SNAPE GOT PWNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
What If? by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione play a dangerous game of 'what if'. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Conversation Hearts by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione use candy to express their feelings for each other. Valentine's Day one shot. Fluffy and sweet like cotton candy.FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Obituary by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
As long as we have each other, everything will be okay.' 'How do you know' 'Just believe me.' 'Do you believe yourself' The man paused. 'When I tell you I love you.' Romance with a terrible twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Good Morning by FairlightMuse reviews
After celebrating the fall of Voldemort, two people wake up in bed together...and clueless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
My Lord the Pharmacist by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
My name is Peter Pettigrew, and I approve this message. I hereby proclaim myself a gangsta. And there is nothing you can do about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Peter P., Lucius M.
Their Neverending Reflection by Islander2 reviews
Dobby is remodeling the headmaster’s quarters for McGonagall. In the process, he moves Dumbledore’s Old Bedroom Mirror down into storage with McGonagall’s New Bedroom Mirror. What thus ensues? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006 - OC, Minerva M. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 2977 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
My Love, You Are Cliche by Monica121 reviews
This is a joint fic with myself and burnlikeacigarette. It is basically a parody of all overused DracoHermione cliches. Its funny! Read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Woes of a Midget Owl by Islander2 reviews
Pigwidgeon is very upset because it seems like Ron hates him now. What can Hedwig do to help the poor midget owl? PigwidgeonxHedwig! Only fic of its kind!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
Writer's Block by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
Writer's block does strange things to my head... I am not responsible for my actions under the influence of chocolate and the afore mentioned affliction. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3079 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
As Told by Padfoot by Aloha Kitty reviews
Ever wanted to know Sirius's "SOB" story? What happened during 7th year? Why was it his fault James and Lily got together? :) Guaranteed to make you laugh or your money back! :) Chapter 8! now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,183 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Sirius B.
Do Not Ask For Miracles by Fuyumi reviews
If it weren't for that one mistake, their arrangement wouldn't have had to end. DHr, mentions past HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Flair for the Dramatic by ObliviousTrace reviews
Hermione tells of her secret romance with Draco and why it ended
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My First, My Last, My Everything by Leap of fate reviews
Oneshot fic about Harry's first Christmas, Marauders style! Includes Moony, Padfoot and Prongs, plus Lily and baby of course, and what with Sirius' interesting choice of Xmas gifts and James' libido, it could be a very interesting Xmas! R&R please?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape's Walmart Adventure! by klc926 reviews
Because who doesn't go to Walmart?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
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The First Prank reviews
George tells his children of his very first prank. WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE 2014 AUGUST TITLE SWAP CHALLENGE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2014 - George W., Molly W., Fred W., Fred W. II - Complete
Baking, Alcohol andPick-up Lines? reviews
A queer combination, yet one afternoon, Hermione finds herself surrounded by them...and a very hard to resist Fred Weasley. WRITTEN FOR THE TWIN EXCHANGE 2014 JULY CHALLENGE. Mentions of alcohol and insinuations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2014
Wish You Were Here reviews
George writes a letter to Fred, seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts. Inspired by the song Wish You Were Here by Delta Goodrem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2014 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Now You Know reviews
Hermione is heartbroken when Fred dies in the Battle of Hogwarts, and devastated that she didn't get to tell him of her feelings for him. But little does she know, she's about to get her chance. It's such a sucky summary, but I promise you the fic is better. Oneshot. Bits of fluff. T for a little bit of swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Punctuality reviews
Draco believes that being late is a good thing sometimes, and Hermione refuses to believe so. Then it all changes when they find out that Hermione is late in quite a different way. Entry to the April Twin Exchange Monthly Challenge! Bit of fluffy fluff fluff at the end. Oneshot. Enjoy, and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] George W., Fred W. - Complete
All Salvation Is Temporary - The Sacrifice That Bought Her A Year reviews
Augustus Waters' death wasn't a coincidence. His cancer didn't simply choose to pop back up after 14 months of being absent from his body. There was a reason Augustus Waters died. This is why. Percy Jackson/TFIOS Crossover. DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FEELS BEING BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Annabeth C., Thalia G., Apollo, Hazel L. - Complete
Quidditch - With A Twist reviews
So the Weasley kids play Quidditch regularly. But on St Pat's day, it gets a little bit more interesting. And this year, things get even more out of hand when Fred gives Hermione control of this tradition. WINNER OF THE MARCH TWIN EXCHANGE MONTHLY CHALLENGE 2014! Slight fluff. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
Dear Darlin' reviews
George has made a promise to Fred. Now, he thinks it's time he carries it out. Even if it will hurt her. Inspired by the song Dear Darlin' by Olly Murs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] George W. - Complete
Dreams reviews
Hermione starts getting strange dreams that involve a certain red-headed Weasley. And it isn't Ron. But as these dreams start to come true, will she be able to fight her feelings for him? Fred/Hermione. This is my first fic, please try it out. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,088 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Draco's Punishment reviews
Draco has fallen in love with someone he was, unspokenly, but undoubtedly, forbidden to love. Now he has to suffer his punishment for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
You'll Be Just Like Your Father reviews
One day, Hermione tells her son about his dead father. Sucky summary, I know, I can't think of anything better. Story is better, hopefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W.
True Love's Kiss reviews
True love's kiss can break any curse, says the fairytale. This isn't fairytale world, but can her kiss really save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W. - Complete