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Author has written 38 stories for Dragon Age, Elder Scroll series, and Mass Effect.

First Name: Rebecca
Last Name: ... -_- Over Kaidan's dead body.
Gender: Female
Age 16
Idealogy: Shit Happens Get over it

Fav ships: Shenko, Shoker and Valenko
Do not judge me.

MASDRS: The Mako And Shepard's Driving Rehabilitation Society. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you are terrible at driving the Mako and severely traumatised your team mates. Also add your name. Trishata96

Update: 12/9/13: For those wondering about why I've been missing for a bit, it is called school and A-Levels... and me being somewhat picky and double checking the chapters I have written for the Sequel to Dirty,Little Secret. I have a slight OCD when it comes to writing.

Some of my more maturestories are on Archive of Our Own (AO3) under the same name (Trishata96)

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In My Life by Letticiae reviews
AU where the Alenkos decide to foster a sixteen-year-old girl after an Alliance patrol led by Kaidan's father rescues her on Mindoir. Shenko. Cover art by ExperimentalGerbil.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 155,577 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/1/2012 - [Shepard (F), Kaidan A.] D. Anderson, Emily W.
Mass Effect: Corruption by Cerebral Anarchy reviews
After the destruction of the Marker on Titan Station, Isaac Clarke and Ellie Langford find themselves picked up by an Earth vessel. But something is not right here.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Shepard (M), Isaac C.
Somewhere Out There by kingsandthieves reviews
After Horizon, Joker's had enough of the sulking on board, so he decides to do something about it. It's just too bad for Cerberus that "doing something" means dumping Shepard and Kaidan alone on a dangerous planet to hash out their problems, a planet that one member of the crew is already intimately familiar with. Rated M, mostly for later situations and a whole lot of profanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,626 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
I Should Go by Nevery reviews
Speeches, farewells, denials, howls of grief and of rage. Those that knew Shepard in life remember the Commander in death. Shepard's gender and any interpretations of romance are intentionally ambiguous and left up to you. Disclaimer: Reading these shorts whilst listening to "An End for Once and For All" carries with it a heavy risk of tears.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 16,708 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Councilor Sparatus, Councilor Tevos
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 12/2/2010
Butterfly's dream by mitimai reviews
The Illusive man didn't allow Miranda to plant control chip in Shepard's brain, but that didn't mean he don't have another plan for her. Unfortunately, some people had their own agenda. Now, rewritten!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 170,130 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
My Hero by Aldenon reviews
Anders returns to the Circle to deliver a lecture on the nature of the Architect and meets Hawke, who was captured during her flight from Lothering and is now Kinloch Hold's newest escape artist. AU.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,762 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Anders, Hawke (F)
Limitless by Shenko007 reviews
Earthborn, lone survivor and hero of Elysium, John Shepard was ready for anything. Falling in love with a man was not on the list and what's even more shocking is his enthusiasm. Kaidan/M!Shep, Garrus/Tali and more! AU in some parts. Chapter 1 edited!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,650 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M)
Changeling by Dandy in the Aspic reviews
When all is lost, how do you go on? When the galaxy is falling apart, when duty and reason come between love and comfort, when the world is painted in greys, how can you find your way back? Project Changeling has the power to destroy them forever. This is the story of Shepard and Kaidan finding hope and home again. ME2, ME3, DLC, AU. Action/drama/romance/family. Image: iron-han.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 273,995 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
The Return by iBayne reviews
With Kirkwall ablaze and the templars out for their blood, Hawke and her companions flee for the only safe refuge that remains - home, and the shores of Ferelden. Little do they know, a welcome party is already gathering on the coast. The Grey Wardens are ready to meet them... Post-DAII. F!Hawke, M!Cousland.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,744 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hawke (F), Cousland
Synthesis by aceupthesleeve reviews
"I'm not her," Shepard whispers apologetically, breaking Garrus' heart all over again. "I wish I could be the person that you loved, but she died on the Citadel three years ago." The mystery of Shepard's return will throw Kaidan and Garrus' world upside-down.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,175 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kaidan A.
Someday You Will Be Loved by PopcornMaster reviews
Shenko M/M love story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A.
Dragon Age: Justice Be Done by dominicgrim reviews
Justice wants Hawke to suffer, he will use Sebastian Vael to draw her and her friends to him. He will have vengeance. Characters from my other stories will appear here. F Hawke/Fenris, Bethany H/OC, Isabela/OC I do not own dragon age, I am grateful they let us play here. T for violence and adult situations and language.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,203 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Hawke (F), Bethany H.
Dragon's Rage by MB18932 reviews
Meredith, furious with Champion Garret Hawke's support of the mages in Kirkwall, sends Ser Alrik, who somehow survived, after Hawke's lover, Merrill. She quickly recives a nuclear response. Heavily inspired by fangirl42's story, The Tranquil Solution.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,656 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Hawke (M), Merrill
Priority: Babies by JuneLuxray2 reviews
Sequel to Priority: Wedding. A year after her and Kaidan's wedding, Shepard becomes pregnant with twins, and not having a fun pregnancy at all. Barred from combat for nine months, she's in for a long pregnancy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kaidan A., Dr. Chakwas
Blood Runs Red by Dizzydodo reviews
AU. Shepard stayed with the Tenth Street Reds instead of enlisting. Now, when Dr. Liara T'Soni comes to Earth she finds herself the captive of a most compelling foe bent on advancing the human cause despite her growing fascination with her prisoner. Kinkmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,223 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Aethyta, Benezia
Earn a Happy Ending by htewing reviews
The Reapers are destroyed. Shepard and Kaidan make good on a promise. But life will never be easy for the first two human Spectres or the galaxy they saved. Life after the Reapers. Focus on Shenko, but with a bit of galaxy-rebuilding. Image Credit: Requested render from sharilin on tumblr
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,353 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Burdens and Bonds by Caraine reviews
When Elissa was unable to reconcile her conscience with the decision she made and left all she knew behind, it fell to her companions to finish the task she began.  But now the battle is won and the Grey Wardens are intent on having answers. Begins with Dark Ritual. INCOMPLETE - currently in rewrites.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,674 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Cousland, Alistair] Andras
A Very Vakarian Christmas by Lost Triforce reviews
Aluna Shepard and her husband Garrus host their first ever Christmas with their daughter along for the ride . Seems simple enough until the crew of the Normandy finally arrives. Then the real fun begins. Takes place four years after the destruction of the reapers. Rated for language. UPDATED
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,336 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Point in Time by anonymime reviews
A collection of drabbles and short stories revolving around the life of Lieutenant Commander Shepard. Focusing on family, loss, and life's strange amusements. Set from before ME1 through ME3. Multiple POVs. FemShep/Kaidan.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 18,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
After the Fall by Valkyrie Shepherd reviews
The Reapers are dead, the galaxy is saved! But what became of commander Shepard, last seen taking a breath in the rubble? Why are the keepers continuing to pile the bodies of the fallen around the citadel? What if the ending, wasn't the end? (If you like it let me know so I can continue) Listen to me read the story aloud on Youtube! Just search After the Fall fanfic!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,322 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Chronicles of an Elven Bedwarmer by swartzvald reviews
AU, No Wardens, No Blight, Vaughn is still a horny jackass though. Aedan Cousland saves an elf from being executed and gets more than he anticipated.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,911 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Cousland, Tabris
Hero by Missilence reviews
Bug was content to live as a duct rat on the Citadel. After all, it was the only life she knew. All she needed was her best friend Sticky and they could survive anything the Citadel threw at them- geth, Cerberus, and reapers. Until Sticky doesn't make it. On her search through the wreckage, Bug finds a certain Commander and saves her life. This is that story.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,961 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
You've Received a New Call From Tali'Zorah vas Neema by SpaceRanger reviews
(Also known as 'What Tali did right after Freedom's Progress.') "Come on you bosh'tets! Answer your ** omni-tool! "
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (F) - Complete
An Unfortunate Interruption by Souplog reviews
Commander Jane Shepard is horrified to accidentally walk in on her Asari daughter discovering the wonders of making out.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,540 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Solace by Sharma Wild reviews
Shepard has been kidnapped and is held in an old science facility on Pragia. James, Kaidan and Garrus sets out to rescue her. But as they fight their way through the jungle, hunted by mercenaries, they'll discover that the truth about the kidnapping is much darker than they originally thought. Set during ME3. Contains physical interaction of a sexual and violent nature.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,160 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kaidan A., James V.
Aftermath by CCBug reviews
The Grand Cleric is dead and Lorelai Hawke faces an uncertain future. Betrayed by her lover and labeled his accomplice, her friends scramble to her aid. But when Lorelai begins to sink into oblivion, Sebastian Vael vows to protect her. Anders/FHawke/Vael
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 173,691 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Sebastian V., Hawke (F)
Massed Up by DelVarO reviews
When I woke up I expected it to be a regular, mundane and boring day. What I definitely did NOT expect was me ending up on the Citadel, which happens to be in a totally different universe. God I hate thursdays.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 276,504 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Five little words by HeavenONFire reviews
Citadel DLC Spoilers Set between all the events of the Citadel DLC. Insight on the (Spoiler)'s thoughts and how he tried to destabilize the bond between Kaidan and Shepard. A lot of fluff and angst. And SPOILERS.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
You Do Know How To Whistle, Don't You Garrus? by Arcana Mortis reviews
fill for a kmeme prompt, again :) Can be found here: In which human whistling freaks Garrus out.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
There They Awoke by JaphirTheGreenDragon reviews
The Fellowship finds themselves in the Blackmarsh! Found by a group of Grey Wardens they have no other choice but to follow. CouslandxBoromir pairing. My first attempt at a crossover. Please leave me a review!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Boromir, Cousland
Training by AngstyShenko reviews
A 14-year-old Lauren Shepard is sent to BAaT with Kaidan, Rahna and other OC biotics. What is Brain Camp exactly and what does Conatix want to accomplish? The rating is for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,291 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Adoration by Dandy in the Aspic reviews
Kaidan and Ashley both survive Virmire. Post-Destroy they move on with their lives. When someone threatens the life of Shepard, they must race against the clock to solve the mystery. James isn't going to let the two Spectres have all the fun to themselves. Adoration is a dangerous game. Kaidan/Femshep, James/Ashley. Team Milky Way friendship. COMPLETE with epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,314 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Priority: Wedding by JuneLuxray2 reviews
Kaidan proposes to Shepard while she is recovering in the hospital. The press finds out and it explodes into a galaxy-wide news event. With a wedding that's going to be bigger than any royal wedding, let the migraines for Kaidan begin. Shenko, post Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,143 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Stopping Power by Sun-Tsu Toriden reviews
Commander Mark Shepard wonders what Miranda's bodysuit is made out of, and get's caught staring. Hilarity ensues. UPDATE: Now with more hilarity as the rest of the Normandy Women become tools of Fate to torment the poor Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
Denial by Amyress reviews
Ava tells the storyy of how she and her lover came to be. who would have thought such a rude,broody man could catch her eye. certainly not her... at first.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 47,610 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
The First Time: Joker and Ashley by Eleneri
A series of very short vignettes illustrating the courtship and romance of Joker Moreau and Ashley Williams.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Ashley W., Joker
Missing by Sadarga reviews
AU set in the awkward space between ME2 and ME3. When Admiral Anderson is reported missing, it is up to Shepard to find him. Only problem is; the Alliance still doesn't fully trust her. To make sure she doesn't do any funny business, one of their top ranking soldiers is sent along with the former spectre. Only problem is - that soldier is Major Kaidan Alenko. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,906 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Stargate: Origins by Wyolake reviews
The SGC is playing with some of the Ancient tech that happens to be laying around. Surprise! Chapter 8 is up; at this pace I'll have the next one up by the Fourth of July (but no promises)! If you have some ideas about where this should go feel free to pass them on. O'Neill, Hammond, and OCs. So far. Rated 'T' for language.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,379 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Gen. Hammond, J. O'Neill
The Encyclopedia Biotica by LogicalPremise reviews
A study of the biological origins, theory and powers of biotics. Free to use for all
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,826 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Jack, Benezia - Complete
We'll Always Have Arcturus by sevanderslice reviews
Kaidan has a few hours shore leave and meets and beautiful, yet mysterious woman. Shenko. Pre-Mass Effect, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Kaidan A. - Complete
The Firebird by Kyla Baines reviews
Tragedy strikes Bethany's world when her older sister is killed. Now, the responsibility of her family rests on her shoulders as she struggles to get them safely to Kirkwall. Here, she and the men that grow to love her must travel paths filled with intrigue and deceit, love and betrayal, before they find true happiness. Bethany/Anders/Fenris .
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,139 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Anders, Fenris, Bethany H.
Windows and Apples by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Legion interprets windows as a structural weakness and observes that the SR-2 seems to have an excess of this. So begins his quest to rectify that. Unfortunately, some people just can't be swayed. So resumes the war between the windows and the apples.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Joker, Legion, EDI - Complete
Project GEMINI by Tye22 reviews
A discovery made by EDI pertaining to a deserted Cerberus research facility proves to be quite the shocker to the crew, especially Kaidan. M!ShepxKaidan, M!ShepxLiara. Rated M for future chapters.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M)
A romace unseen by JenJo reviews
Kaidan and Shepard- my take on the iconic duo. ME3 and beyond.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
The Man For the Job by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme: Project Lazarus has turned out to be impossible and Cerberus can't bring back Shepard. The Illusive Man scoured the galaxy to find a suitable replacement, with unexpected results. Crossover, but I won't say which universe because that would be telling. :) Posted in honor of its nomination on the kinkmeme. (Seriously, you guys are too awesome.)
Crossover - Mass Effect & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2013 - 11th Doctor, Illusive Man - Complete
Blood of the Damned by PartSpace reviews
The Warden Commander Elissa Cousland has made a few too many deals with devils. First Morrigan, and then the Architect. There will be consequences, just as there will be when Alistair meets the new Wardens she's conscripted in his absence.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,206 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Alistair, Nathaniel H. - Complete
Fulfilling Void by Angie010 reviews
This story takes place during ME3. It will dive into the lives of Shepard and her crew and their efforts at retrieving all of the war assets to help fight the war with the Reapers. Will Shepard allow failure to encompass her? Main game missions might be incorporated. And Of course whats a good story without some Shenko? Rated M just to be save. Hope you enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F)
Someone Handsome by cassie.hack reviews
Kaidan wants to confess, Shepard doesn't get it...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Time-Filling by hell-whim reviews
A few days post-Virmire, Shepard gets drunk, Joker asks a question, Garrus wins a game, and Kaidan cleans up. (ME1, implied Shenko) Part 2 of Extraction series
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Shepard (F), Kaidan A.] Garrus V., Joker - Complete
moments that make us by leighbell reviews
A first go at Fanfic exploring the past and ongoing adventures of Shepard and her crew...prepared for some crazy merging of characters, story lines and enjoying the freedom of fanfic...thats what its all about right? Eventual shenko, Changed rating to M for language to be safe and whatever else may crop up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,195 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Dam Scuttling Spiders by l7986 reviews
Tali is feeling a little self conscious and wants to know what attracted Shepard to her. Mentions of spiders and Jack/Miranda romace. Set after ME3. Enough time has passed for the Citadel to be rebuilt so... yea. Bumped the rating up to M for some language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Till the End by sbchic012 reviews
femshep and Ashley romance..there are def not enough of these. Starts on Horizon and will go through Mass effect 3
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,158 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Ashley W., Shepard (F)
MASS by The Lonely Traveler reviews
Ruby and Matthew Shepard had attended 10 schools in 7 years. Life of a spacer was not easy, worse when you were always the new kid. But when they transferred to M.A.S.S., they thought it was just another school. They were very wrong. Life-long friendships and romances are discovered at M.A.S.S. Appearances by your favorite ME characters with some special guests. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
R&R by Jade5233 reviews
Kimbri Shepard is forced into R&R time post ME2. She works on her issues with Kaidan. Read Re: About Horizon first. Contains angst, dialogue & sensual content. Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,526 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Surreal by Bubbleztehpwn reviews
A MHawke/FCousland DA:O/A and DA2 crossover. Slight changes to DA2 such as Anders arriving in Act 2, rather than Act 1. I've worked out the kinks of these changes so don't worry too much just yet.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Cousland, Hawke (M)
Crazy Christmas by Sadarga reviews
It's Christmas celebration time aboard the SR-2, and Joker has come up with the genius idea of doing a 'secret santa' amongst the crew. While some love their presents, others are frustrated or even simply embarrassed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Shepard (F)
Have Yourself a Hero's Little Christmas by Random Equinox reviews
Shepard wasn't asking for much. Just some time off during the Christmas holidays to relax and catch up with friends and family. Naturally, the universe wasn't so accomodating.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,500 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Joker's Guide to Surviving Shepard by millsenberry reviews
Shepard happens across a document Joker has been secretly sending to new crew members aboard the Normandy on the Shadow Broker's terminal. Pure humour, giving a little insight to my head canon Shepard. Takes place after the Citadel Coup & completion of the "From Ashes" DLC, ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
There Are No Words by A Lonely Scapula reviews
A collection of drabbles, in 50 words or less. Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 128 - Words: 10,904 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Method to Madness by DaniellaPeirce reviews
Martin vists Sheogorath asking for an old friend. Sheo&Martin, and perhaps, if you squint your eyes hard enough, Sanguine&Sheo too. Female Sheogorath in this one.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Sheogorath, Martin S.
In Another Time by N7Commando86 reviews
AU What if Kaidan had run away after the events on Jump Zero and became a merc? Shepard hires Kaidan on Omega to help with the Collector mission. Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,916 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
After the Fall by Eskarina reviews
Some silly little ideas I've had involving Hawke and her companions, more a series of one-shots than anything, nice and light-hearted. Loads of Fenris/Hawke because yum. Bioware owns everything.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,777 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris
The Boy Makes Coffins by Madness of Angels reviews
Two years ago Kaidan Alenko was branded a traitor and vanished. While building his team to stop the Collectors Shepard is given the dossier of a human biotic seen travelling with a talking geth last seen on Ferris Fields. MShep/Kaidan, Steve/Robert
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,989 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M)
Kindred Spirits by Katyakora reviews
When Merrill and Anders find themselves trapped together for the night, understanding is reached and a friendship is formed. Neither could have predicted where that friendship might take them.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Anders, Merrill
Majorly in Love by Pendragon22 reviews
A long time ago, Liara never thought she'd fall in love with a friend. But later in life she grew closer and closer to him and now, she might be falling for him...and he might be falling for her too.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,464 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Kaidan A. - Complete
Six Wardens and a Blight by The Lark reviews
Cousland, Tabris, Mahariel, Brosca, Aeducan, and Surana set out to score with Alistair, kill all humans, find some respectable clothes, win the lottery, pay child support, and burn things, respectively.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,798 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Cousland, Tabris
Through the Looking Glass by Thanatos34 reviews
Shepard discovers something on Alchera she would rather have never known.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard (F)
ME 3: Am I in command? by Servala reviews
The should do a quick shuttle mission, but exept james no one wants to accompany Jane Shepard. And she wonders why
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Of Flame And Blade by Eve Hawke reviews
An alternate telling of the story "Shadows and Feathers" by Jaden Anderson, but from the POV of Alistair and eventually Amell, written by myself, with heavy beta'ing by Jaden Anderson. We begin in Ostagar and travel eventually to Kirkwall, where Alistair has abandoned his commitment to the Wardens, and meets a Hawke and an Amell. This story is on hiatus, but it will return.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,870 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Alistair, Amell
Gabby and Ken by JoeLaTurkey reviews
Will the Normandy's favourite double-act ever realise their potential as a couple? Let's find out. Kenneth/Gabriella
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,390 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Gabby D., Ken D.
Lousy Speller by alphastudio reviews
Based off a tweet by Raphael Sbarge; "to all those who may be wondering... I am a lousy speller. Just for the record..." Shepard finds out that despite his powerful biotic abilities, Kaidan hasn't always been the best speller in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
The Eyes Never Lie by Liso66 reviews
The King of Ferelden meets Alvy Hawke. She has her eyes, Solona Amell. The mage who sacrificed all for her love, her country and mankind. Part of his heart had gone missing with her death. Was she a ghost come back to haunt him, or was it meant to be?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,674 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Alistair, Hawke (F)
Subject Class Name Here by HeartyBuns reviews
Chell finally has her so longed freedom. But as she passes out on the wheat field next to a street, a man in overalls takes her to shelter. What she doesn't know, just how violent the place is. ((Chapter 2 soon to be rewritten!))
Crossover - Portal & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Chell, Engineer
Deathroots by Dratini18 reviews
Follow Alys, the daughter of Kassedi Tabris, on her adventure to find her parents. For the first fifteen years of her life, she has considered herself Alistair's adopted daughter and lived in the court of Denerim. However, events are stirring that will prompt Alys to leave and go on an adventure of her own. Adventure, Drama, Romance and Friendship !Possibly on hiatus for a while!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012
For What Binds Us by MLoreley85 reviews
No one told Evelyn Amell what it would mean to be Warden-Commander; between driving out the remnants of the Blight, running into old friends, and struggling with a larger war than she realized, Evelyn will have to learn quickly.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,838 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Amell, Alistair
Hawke's Journal by Cateia reviews
Part 3 of Only Just a Dream. Before the final showdown between Meredith and Orsino, Aspasia left her journal for Varric to find. It chronicles Hawke's life from her last days in Lothering to The Last Straw. F!Hawke and various, primarily Alistair and Sebastian. Rating may change later.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V.
On the Wings of a C6X Angel by Sarahrei reviews
Mordin has found a cure for Jokers Vroliks. Shepard and Joker deal with the cure while avoiding their feelings. Romance and hilarity hopefully ensues.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,329 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
in finem by EvilBad reviews
Fenris and Hawke have struggled with their feelings for each other for three years. Merrill decides to help them.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,775 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Fenris, Hawke (F)
Quest for Space by Mikmo-Eonic reviews
An odd trio of adventurers discovers a robot hell bent on going to space. An epic adventure, explosions, attempted suicide, and failed experiments involving giants and dragons ensue.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Space Core
Only Just a Dream by Cateia reviews
"That means you're wearing the favor of another woman, and I'm starting to think that other woman is Hawke." Anders escaped after destroying the Chantry. Hawke has been captured, charged with Anders' crime, and awaits the Divine's judgement. Can Sebastian and Alistair work together with Carver to secure her release, or will she die for Anders' deeds? ON HIATUS
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V.
Punishment by Video Games by mav1972kit reviews
Shepard's tired of his crew trying to kill each other. So, he wants them to settle it out by playing video games. Lethal, video games. Strong T, for language, violence, adult themes, and insanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Shepard (M)
The Minsc Offensive by Kallamae reviews
When all hope seems lost, an unlikely hero emerges. A bit of fun which should in no way ever be taken seriously.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Downtime With Shepard by sesheta255 reviews
Shepard had not been the easiest person to live with since Horizon so Joker decides she needs a hobby. This is the first of many...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
First Time Out by Mnixso reviews
Wrex's first time in the Mako.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - U. Wrex - Complete
Ass Effect by The Eezoman reviews
Hey. Someone had to do it. A parody of everything sexual in Mass Effect. My first attempt at crack, so please, take a look. Ash, You're move, BIATCH. RATED M FOR MAMMARY Just cause.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Traces of You by highcastle reviews
A collection of vignettes about m!Shep/Kaidan, most set during or after the events of Mass Effect 2. Ongoing.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A.
Chiaroscuro by htewing reviews
AU. Shenko. Shepard and Alenko meet on Horizon. Shepard is falling apart. Alenko is under orders to get on the Normandy and find out what she's up to. It's going to be their worst assignment yet. T for language & innuendo. Spoilers: all DLC, past Arrival.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 156,497 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Gateways and Relays by reptilia28 reviews
An anomalous mass relay jump sends the crew of the Normandy into the universe of the Tau'ri. Now Shepard and her crew must gain the trust of the SGC while fighting off the Goa'uld and finding a way to return home. Post-ME2. AU. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,068 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Haunted by Triggs reviews
When a last ditch attempt by the Marker to spread Convergence backfires, Isaac Clarke is sent tumbling, head over ass, into a brand new universe filled with equal measures of wonder and danger. Mass Effect 2/Dead Space 2 Crossover. Pairing undecided.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Shepard (F), Isaac C.
Dead Space: Silence is Golden by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Why was Isaac so chatty on the Sprawl when he'd been mute on the Ishimura? All in all, the answer was quite simple...
Dead Space - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Isaac C.
History repeats itself by LunaCangiante reviews
After the Blight, Alistair didn't die. He instead he wakes up inside the Imperial Prison to chase after a bastard son to be Emperor with a man who kills for profit. Oh how the past repeats itself. Title subject to change rated T for language and violence.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,976 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Alistair
Tag You're It! by SinceILeftYou reviews
What starts out as a joke between two friends turns into an all out war on the Normandy. Needless to say, hilarity ensues. Crackfic. Rated T for suggestive themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Shepard (F)
Joker's List by Made Nightwing reviews
The Command Team of the Normandy SR2 are sick of Joker's pranks. They make up a list of 182 things that Joker is no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Joker - Complete
Passion by drakontion reviews
The Reaper threat is an ever present menace. The Council, however, keep denying it. Kaidan confronts Councilor Anderson about it. Response to the latest prompt in the KAAS group on the BSN.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kaidan A., D. Anderson - Complete
Girl Talk 3: The Bachelorette Party by JaerWolfe reviews
It's the girls turn now...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Guy Talk 3: The Bachelor Party by JaerWolfe reviews
The Guys get together for Kaidan's last night of bachelorhood...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Kaidan A., Joker - Complete
False Dilemma by Knightfall1138 reviews
Shepard holds the lives of two squadmates in his hands, but only has time enough to save one. Which one will he literally be forced to save?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Shepard (F) - Complete
First Kiss by DhtrofIsis reviews
One shot RevanCarth fluff. Subject: Just what the title says. Pass if you don't like a little mush.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
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Normandy Drabbles reviews
Collection of Short Kmeme fills (Various characters, no order.). Summary: Joker has an issue with Spam mail
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,719 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Role Reversal reviews
After Shepard breaks the Mako on an ice planet, the team have to take shelter in a nearby bunker. One problem... there's only two blankets and three people, which is quite entertraining in the morning for Williams and Shepard, but not for Kaidan. (Based on Kmeme prompt)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Ashley W., Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
The Rules Of The Normandy reviews
Caterina Shepard has a set of rules she abides by. And it is time her crew knew them. (Inspired by NCIS and Special Agent Gibb's Rules.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Freedom?
Subject Zero's thoughts after she steps into the world outside Teltin Facility. Short One-Shot
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Jack - Complete
Dirty Little Secrect reviews
Kaidan and Garrus knew each other before the whole reaper fiasco. Of course they were each others dirty secrets and acted like they didn't know each other. That doesn't stop them from sending each other messages. Kmeme prompt fill. Slash. Kaidan/Garrus (Valenko) Mass Effect 1 COMPLETE!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,959 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Garrus V., Kaidan A. - Complete
Criminal, Recruit and War Hero reviews
The three major events leading up to and after Artemis Shepard's enlistment in the Alliance Military and how David Anderson was involved in every single one. Vanguard/Earthborn Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - D. Anderson, Shepard (F) - Complete
Soul Mates reviews
How two men's relationships changed from rivals to lovers and soul mates. Kmeme prompt: unusual Cortez pairing. No Shepard, Vega or Kaidan.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Joker, Steven C. - Complete
Stubborness reviews
Shepard didn't just turn herself into the Alliance after taking down the Collectors. Grunt went along refusing to leave his 'Battlemaster' alone therefore the Alliance has to deal with a teenaged Krogan who is determined to keep his 'mother' safe. Which means when, Alenko attempts to apologise, he has to get past a Krogan first. T for two f words.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F), U. Grunt - Complete
Everything But The Kitchen Sink reviews
Kaidan remembers that humans have odd sayings and that sometimes Aliens take them quite literally. KMeme Prompt.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Garrus V., Kaidan A., Steven C. - Complete
Boredom, your worst enemy reviews
When Cortez drops off Shepard and the gang into the hotspot of the day, what does he do to amuse himself while they're off running and gunning? The Kodiak sits there locked up tight until they get back, and he's sure not off exploring the local wildlife. Kmeme prompt.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Joker, Steven C. - Complete
Go For The Eyes! reviews
Citadel Spoilers: Artemis Shepard is not having a good shore leave and neither is the Hamster due to somebody. Naturally that person is going to suffer, but not by Artemis' hands.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Evil Space Monkeys! reviews
Space Monkeys. Bane of the Universe, Klepto and secretly evil. Something Kaidan learns the hard way. Occurs during the UNC: Lost Module Assignment. Rated T for Kaidan's french
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Kaidan A.
Are-Are You Crying? reviews
After the war, Cortez finally finds someone to love again. And for all their bickering, there's only one person he wants for his best man: James Vega. KinkMeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2013 - James V., Steven C. - Complete
Bad Day reviews
Al-Jilani failed to get a decent interview off Shepard, so she resorts to asking Shepard's squad. Which doesn't turn out well... Something i wrote on the Kink Meme
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Do You Primitives Ever Stop Copulating? reviews
So that thing where Javik can go around the Normandy and sense the places where particular crew members have made their homes on the ship in the past.Well, turns out that he can also sense places where crew members have had sex before and gets vivid visions of their encounters. And due to the suicide mission and the final fight against the Reapers. The crew has been very, very busy
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Javik - Complete
Snack Time reviews
Beyond All Odds Shepard had beaten the reapers and saved the galaxy, but getting hospital food that didn't taste like vorcha dung still proved to be an impossible task. Based on and inspired by Snack Time by AndrewRyanArt on Deviant art. Some of Sheps and Kaidan's lines are taken from the comments
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
The Monster Under The Bed reviews
Liara and John Shepard decide to spend a rare evening together three years after the birth of their daughter, Juno. The Normandy crew, now under Spectre Alenko's command, happily offer to baby-sit. Though when Juno has a nightmare in the middle of the night, some of the crew decide to have words with the monster. POST ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
History Repeats reviews
As Arty boards the Normandy on Virmire, she thinks about the friend she is leaving behind and how she has abandoned a loved one again. Then Artemis makes a decision that threatens her life and the mission. Author Note: Not sure whether to have this as canon or scrap it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Shepard (F), Ashley W.
Seven Days Of Christmas reviews
The Normandy has to land for a week on an winter wonderland, meaning the crew have to spend Christmas on the ship. Join them as they celebrate and play pranks on each other.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Getting To Know Each Other reviews
Cloud Ruler Temple is attacked by the Mythic Dawn, In their escape, Selmia is badly injured so Martin carries her away from danger and nurses her back to health. They both decide to use this time to learn about each other's pasts and end up learning not everyone is truly innocent.. May go onto Champion/Martin
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Hero of Kvatch, Martin S.
Sweet Rolls, Arrows and Knees reviews
This is what happens when you say two certain lines too much in Skyrim. A divine and a daedric lord get very annoyed. Based on the two mods by Turn on a Dime.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Guard - Complete
A Shocking Revealation reviews
Alistair is left betrayed by his love, Julaan. The man who killed Duncan and the rest of his brothers is walking free and as a warden. So he decides to take matters into his own hands. But Julaan reveals why she spared him and now there are four wardens against the blight. Maker help them. Warden is an OC. After the Landsmeet,goes onto the final battle and afterwards.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Alistair, Loghain M. - Complete
I Am Here reviews
Martin says farewell to the Champion, his friend and love. Can be any random human/elven female Champion.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Hero of Kvatch, Martin S. - Complete
Hypocrites reviews
Shepard gets very insulted when the crew say she can't drive the Mako anymore as they all think she's terrible. So she dumps them on a planet and sets a driving course so they can decide who will become the official Mako driver. Problems ensue very quickly. Intro chap, then a chapter each for each crew member's turn, then a epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
A Stolen Gift reviews
When Kaidan was 19, he went to New York with his parents to visit family. During it he was mugged and something stolen off him. 13 years later he mentions it in the mess. Unbeknown to him, Shepard knows exactly who mugged him. Fluff and Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
A Dragon among Griffins
Martin thought he would have died, when he shattered the amulet. But when he wakes up in a realm where a threat just as evil as Daedra exists, Martin decides to think about it later and concentrate on surviving. Result of boredom and wanting Martin to have actually survived. AU and a back-burner. (changed title from Not in Bruma Anymore)
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Martin S.
Option Three reviews
Who says Hawke wanted to side with the Templars or Mages? Who says Hawke didn't want to bleed again for Kirkwall. Another attack on The Last Straw quest. Second Chapter set just after Asunder.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Hawke (F) - Complete
Hello Have You Seen My Goat? reviews
"See those templars? They're sleeping." "No they're not." "Yes they are." "Prove it." "Fine I will." Why you shouldn't take Anders shopping with you.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
The Morning After reviews
I decided to do a short aftermath chapter for Madwoman With A Frying Pan. As usual not much will make sense. Contains Kittens, suggested sexy times, dead characters and weird pairings. Reading Madwoman With A Frying Pan is recommended so this makes some sense.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Complete
Wily E Coyoyte reviews
What was never seen in Origins was Zevran's three previous attempts on the Warden's lives. And there's a perfectly good reason for why Zev never mentioned them.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Zevran A. - Complete
Madwoman With A Frying Pan reviews
All the game characters are sick of The Last Straw ending, but they are unexpecantly saved. Nuff said, summary's terrible but please read. And the title will make sense towards the end.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Complete
Where's Alistair? reviews
Tinalla Tabrias has no idea where her lover has gone. Nobody does. So Tinalla asks Morrigan.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Alistair, Tabris - Complete
Who Knew? reviews
Sebastian pauses at an inn in his lands while heading secretly back to Kirkwall. Who knew he'd find Anika Hawke at the inn as a waitress. If she's there where's Anders?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
Out of Our Minds reviews
A tevinter Artefact causes a lot of trouble for Sihen Hawke, Anders, Fenris, Varric ,Merrill and Isabela. Alot of swearing and threats of violence
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Hawke (F) - Complete
Confrontation reviews
Hawke has words with Fenris over what happened in the fade.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Rite of Consictption reviews
Duncan has one obstacle in his way of recruiting Alistair. The Grand Cleric. And to be honest he'd rather have a boxing match with a dragon. Will mainly follow from Duncan's and Alistair's POV.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Alistair, Duncan - Complete
Carver's Crush reviews
Some fluff involving Carver and Merrill. A slightly different take on my Beware of The brother, after a suggestion from CommanderHawke667.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Carver H., Merrill - Complete
Beware of The Brother reviews
Ser Carver decides to visit his mother and eldar sister Anika. But what will he do when he finds out that Anders Stayed the night?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Carver H., Anders - Complete
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