Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Sisters Grimm. Hey ya'll! i love HP, HG, PJthiO, and Maximum Ride! name: funkymonkeydance01 age: 14 Favorite colors: black,red, yellow FRIENDS:Will lend you an umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MUM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders. FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:Dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go hack into a military base FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'ALONE'. FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!" FRIENDS: Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date." FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap FRIENDS: Fade BEST FRIENDS: Are forever Copy/paste this if you love your best friends! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices: 1) Repost and show you care 2)Inore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care ) Favorite Harry Potter quotes : NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!-Molly weasley Why is it follow the spiders, why couldn't be follow the butterflies?- Ron Weasley Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one remembers to turn on the light- Albus Dumbledore GIVE HER HELL FOR US PEEVES!- Fred & George Weasley "Always"- Severus Snape "The thing about growing up with Fred & George is that you star thinking anything possible with enough nerve"- Ginny Weasley "Can we be called the anti- Umbrige league"? - Angelina Johnson "Yer a wizard Harry"- Ruebeus Hagrid! ""You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!"- Harry Potter "I'm going to bed before you get us killed!, Or worse expelled"- Hermione "I don't know where you learned about right and wrong, but you seem to have missed a few crucial lessons." Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea." "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."George "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."Fred and George Percy, however, held out his hand solemnly as though he and Harry had never met and said, "Harry. How nice to see you." "Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-" "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have," said Hermione. "Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?" "Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, pity those who live without love.": Dumbledore. DH. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!" Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone "Of all the trees we could of hit, we had to pick the one that hits back," Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets "You foul,loathsome, evil little cockcroach," "Do you think we'll ever have a quiet year at Hogwarts?" "Who told you 'bout Fluffy?" "You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant. But scary." "What happened in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows." "It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends." |
BeccaLoves (1) blauewolken (7) Booklover713 (1) ButterBlume97 (9) Ciara3 (1) EmmaxxCaroline (3) Fanofdivergent (13) IHeartUCato (35) Irish Thorn (21) | jhope (0) KaiaLuna (33) kkcnelson2002 (7) Lara D (26) maipigen (25) MaryRoyale (81) McGrey'sAnatomy (12) minkage (6) portabellosoup (2) | pottertribute123 (2) RheatheHadley (7) RWBYRose48 (0) sydcon522 (1) tabby3395 (1) tobiasprior (2) VampireWitch96 (6) wallyandkuki34 (16) yeahwhateverrawr (1) |