Author has written 6 stories for Hunger Games.
Things I'm interested in, other than the hunger games: Youtubers, video games, writing, acting, singing, and other fun stuff.
I dont really talk about YouTube on here because I made this a Hunger Games account but Oh my gosh, if you do not watch YouTube videos, you need to start watching them!
Me and my friend on FF love Youtubers, they are just amazing.
I sing in my schools choir, even though I feel like my voice is acting weirdly for now but my teacher says its alright.
If you don't notice I rant a lot. So if you ever talk to me or whatever feel free to tell me when to stop talking. I always have a lot to say.
A weird thing about me: I love reading political articles a lot. It's weird and I should be interested in getting clothes and crap but I love reading articles about anything and I always feel the need to voice my opinion.
My future jobs that I want to attempt to do:
Be a Youtuber
I have a lot of things that I wanna do, I can't pick which one :/!
So I guess that's enough about me! Feel free to PM me about anything! See ya guys later!
When you were 1 year old, your mom celebrated the first birthday of you, you thanked her by crying all day long.
When you were 2 years old, your mom started teaching you how to talk, you thanked her by saying ummmumumumumamamama.
When you were 3 years old, your mom brought you to the park, you thanked her by running around the pond, and chasing the ducks.
When you were 4 years old, your mom bought you some toys, you thanked her by breaking the toys on the next day.
When you were 5 years old, your mom bought you a story book and read it to you, you thanked her by ripping it piece to piece.
When you were 6 years old, your mom sent you to the kindergarten, so that you can start making friends, but you thanked her by fighting with your classmate.
When you were 7 years old, your mom made you a very nice lunch for the first day of school, you thanked her by throwing your foods around the class.
When you were 8 years old, your mom handed you an ice cream, you thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.
When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons, you thanked her by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another, you thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies, you thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows, you thanked her by waiting until she left the house.
When you were 13 years old, she suggested a haircut that was becoming, you thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp, you thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug, you thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car, you thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, she was expecting an important call, you thanked her by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation, you thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART..
If you love your MOM & you thank her deeply, repost this bulletin saying "I Cried Because Of This"
If you don't... then you obviously don't care if your mom dies.
Here's 100 random questions:
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Nooooo
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Hate is a strong word but yes I kinda do.
3) How many houses have you lived in? like 2 or 3
4) Favorite candy bar? Snickers
5) Favorite shoes? Converse
6) Have you ever tripped someone? Lol yes I have but not on purpose!
9) Do you own a Justin Bieber CD? I think Justin Beiber's a jerk. No I don't own a cd.
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? One time, I was in an elevator in New York
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Youtube
12) Favorite genre of music? Pop, R&B, some hip hop
13) What is your zodiac sign? Taurus! :)
14) What time were you born? Ok so this is kinda funny, so like I was born on April 25th and the time I was born was at 4:25am. So I was born on 4/25 at 4:25 XD
15) Do you like beer? Nope, not into that kinda stuff
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Kinda I just prank called my friend
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't think I have CDs O.O
18) Are you sarcastic? Duh, it comes naturally
19) What are your favorite colors? Light Blue
20) How many watches do you own? None
21) Summer or winter? Summer
23) Favorite color to wear? Doesnt matter!
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite
25) What color is your cell phone? Black but my case is purple and blue
26) Where is your second home? My best friends house.
27) Have you ever slapped someone? Maybe...
28) Have you ever had a cavity? No, the dentist loves me. :)
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One
30) How many video games do you own? I have a bunch but I can't play them ;_;
31) What was your first pet? Doggys
32) Ever had braces? Nope
33) Do looks matter? No
34) Do you use chapstick? Sometimes
35) Is your best friend a girl or a guy? Both
36) American Eagle or Abercrombie? American Eagle duh XD
37) Are you too forgiving? Yea...
38) How many children do you want? 2. children are expensive..
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? I don't know? Let me check my closet full of crap
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Um Bacon duh! Isn't that everyone's favorite breakfast food? XD
41) Do you own a gun? No
42) Ever thought you were in love? No
43) When was the last time you cried? I'm a cryer, so like an hour ago. Don't worry guys, I don't really cry over serious stuff it's mostly like growing up and stuff like that. :/
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Talking to my friend online, reading stories, and watching YouTube videos!
45) Olive Garden? Panera Bread? Ive only had Olive Garden
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? On accident XD but I said mom not mommy.
47) Have you ever been in a castle? No
48) Nicknames? Chris, Chrissy, Banana (Dont ask -.-), Eliz ( My cousin calls me that )
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No...
50) Ever been to Kentucky? No
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? My mom does
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Um, not really I think
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No dont think so
55) Do you own a diamond ring? I wish
56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yep!
57) Do you dye your hair? Nope. I love my black hair
58) Does anyone like you? Like as a friend or more? My guy friend confuses me on what he feels about me, I mean I don't like him like that anyway
59) What year were you born? 98'
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I Wasnt even born
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? no?
62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds
63) Do you like yourself? Sure
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? My mom because its just me and my mom
65) Favorite feature of the preferred sex? Personality
66) Are you afraid of the dark? I used to be
67) Have you ever eaten paste? Eww no
68) Do you own a webcam? On my computer
69) Have you ever stripped? To take a bath or change clothes requires me to strip.
70) Ever broke a bone? No
72) Do you chat on AIM often? I never had an AIM
73) Pringles or Lays? Lays
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No
75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full house baby!
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Yes! She's really nice.
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No, everyone complains that I'm so skinny but I'm like no I'm not, I'm just athletic
Where the hell is 79? Awkward...
80) Do you own a car? Too young
81) Can you cook? I can cook noodles
82) 3 things that annoy you:
People calling me skinny. Saving a chapter on FF but I lose my damn interney connection. And Physical Science. :/
83) Do you text message often? My friends like sending me texts all day so yea I text message a lot
84) Money or love? Love
85) Do you have any scars? I have one on my foot
86) What do you want more than anything right now? TO meet Anthony and Kalel.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? I'm to much of a scary cat
88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Duh!
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
92) Do you own a box of crayons? Nope
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mom
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My frieNd
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? hmmm...
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? A friend!
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Nobody at all!
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My good friend!
100) Who was the last person that called you? My mom
List your 12 favorite Hunger Games characters below Note: these aren't all my FAVORITE, but characters in random order (This is in Random order)
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
YES! I read Katniss and Peeta stories all the time!
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Well they would have handsome stylist children
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
I don't really like Cato so I don't read his fanfiction stories
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
NO! THEY ARE SISTERS!! EW!
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Haymitch/Cato Eww! Haymitch/Effie I can live with that
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Ummm... Gale and effie are in a room together and Effie won't shut up about the mahogany table so Gale goes crazy.
9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?
DUH! They were clearly meant to be together!
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.
umm... The Breaking Point. I am not the best with titles!
11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
12)Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
13)Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
14) What might ten scream at a great moment of fear?
THAT IS MAHOGANY!!
15)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?
I really don't know!
16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Annie/Katniss/Cinna Warning: If you hate Makeup Stay away!
17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
Effie/Prim Umm... I can't come up with one
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
Rue/Finnick I doubt that would happen
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Well I love Haymitch so I would first cry and then hug him. Ya'll must think I'm crazy! lol
Write a short summary about a One/Two fic
After Finnicks death, Annie gets these visits from a ghostly Prim.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'M PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.( I really hate watermelons)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers,so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak(psh,you wish).
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm DANISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be a sissy.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm DANISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
STOP WIth ALL the STEREOTYPES!
How to know if you are OBSESSED with The Hunger Games (Bold is me!)
1. If you are having ANY sort of competition, you recite the rules and end with "And may the odds be ever in your favor!"
2. You want to own a mockingbird so you can tell everybody that it's a Mockingjay
3. You will buy any sort of Hunger Games merchandise (t-shirts, key chains, mockingjay pins, etc)
4. You cried when Rue died
5. You were extremely mad that Finnick and Prim's deaths were both like, a line long
6. You named your cat Buttercup
7. You have a sudden interest in Archery, climbing, etc.
8. You love pita bread
9. You have written/submitted to an SYOT
10. You memorized Rue's lullaby/The Hanging Tree and gave it your own tune
11. You hear a song, and automatically think that it would be perfect for a specific character
12. You like to wear your hair in a braid
13. You have a friend named Peter and you have accidentally (or on purpose) called him Peeta
14. You wonder how Suzanne Collins thought up so many strange names.
15. You can't wait for the movie to come out on March 23, 2012
16. You eat too much and think of how you're such a Capitol person
17. You try to just ignore the nude scenes in Catching Fire
18. You screamed when Peeta died in Catching Fire
19. Then cried when Finnick brought him back to life
20. If someone asks for your address, you say "District 12" (I will now)
21. You've wondered what squirrel tastes like
22. THG has made you laugh, cry, scream, and throw things across the room, but you stuck with it till the end, and are glad now that you did.
23. You've loved Haymitch, hated Haymitch, and been extremely mad at Haymitch
24. You see a wasps nest and run off screaming "TRACKER JACKERS!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!"
25. You hate that people are comparing THG to Twilight (which is obviously not even close to The Hunger Games in quality of story)
26. You wonder what Katniss and Peeta named their kids
27. You wonder what happened to Gale at the end of Mockingjay
28. You either love Johanna, or Hate Johanna. There's no in between. (I love her!)
29. You have parts of the book memorized
30. No matter what is going on, you always compare EVERYTHING in life to The Hunger Games
The Rules of Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin
32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous
37) I will not lick Trevor
38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"
39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God