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Author has written 23 stories for Twilight, True Blood, Supernatural, Haunting in Connecticut, Walking Dead, Carrie, Donnie Darko, RocknRolla, Memento, Heathers, From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series, John Dies at the End, House of Night, Breaking Bad, Sucker Punch, and American Horror Story.

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Escaping the Demons by Helvettica reviews
What if Richie left with Kate and Seth instead of Santanico? Kate/Richie. Very much AU, starts where Season 1 ends. Rated M for cursing and violence.
From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,242 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Seth G., Richie G., Kate F., OC
There's a New Fledgling In Town by The Cowgirl Bookworm reviews
Zoey Redbird finds her Mary Sue-self facing down a fledgling with a caustic whit, elemental affinities, and a real problem with the resident "High Priestess In Training".
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24 - Zoey R.
The Black-Eyed Garlic Burger by MidnightMadwoman reviews
...made with Korean fermented black garlic, comes with a side of Kimchee and black-eyed peas. The Winchester brothers are investigating rumors of cannibalism at Bob's Burgers. The rumors are false, but their source - Louise - is the real problem. Starring Linda, Bob, Louise, Tina and Gene.
Crossover - Supernatural & Bob's Burgers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20 - Sam W., Dean W., Crossroads Demon
Supernatural: Murder House by GOTwholockedpirate reviews
Dean and Sam come up on a new case: A suspicious ghostly house with a slew of dead tenants and a mysterious blonde neighbour who seems to know more than she lets on. With the help of a dysfunctional dead family and a sexy young maid (at least according to Dean), will they be able to help the deceased residents of the Murder House without becoming permanent residents themselves?
Crossover - Supernatural & American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,637 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013
The Warlord Era: Internal Perspectives by Blex Luthor reviews
The Hundred Year War has ended and the world had a chance for peace, but it did not take it. When it came time for generals and rebels to hand back the piece of the world they had defended for a century, they said no. Whether for greed or anger or fear or any other muse that might inspire them, it doesn't matter. Their reasons are their own, their actions changed history.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Azula, Jeong Jeong, OC
Did You Ever Love Me, Mother? by shegoismyfav reviews
Rapunzel's hair was not cut and Gothel was taken prisoner. Rapunzel goes down to the dungeons to set things right and ask her a very important question. A question that if answered correctly could save her life.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Rapunzel, M. Gothel
Love Prevails by Clarinetgoddess62 reviews
Anna moves to La Push due to a problem back home. She's timid, scared and secretive. She won't let anyone even take pictures of her, always in constant fear. A certain wolf takes notice of her. Will he be able to help her? [My first story so sorry for the crappy summary.]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2014 - OC, Seth
Bella Luna by Jinx Dodson reviews
Bella Swan's parents die in a horrible homocide. Leaving no one left to care for her. Billy Black takes her in and raises her as his own. How will Bella take growing up with the tribe and going to school on the reservation part time and public school the rest of the time? What will Bella think of the Cullens, when she's more of a wolf at heart? R&R plz!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,814 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [Bella, Jacob] - Complete
A Moment's Reprieve by Paint Smear reviews
What if Needy changed her mind at the last minute, and hadn't stabbed her best friend? A continuation of Jennifer's Body.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Needy L., Jennifer C.
The Horror Of Our Love by BlaqkHysteria reviews
Ever wondered how Blonde became who he is? Well, behind every great psychopath there's a great woman…
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
The First Rule by singwing reviews
The Fight Club is the last refuge for men, young men without past or future. One of them happens to be female. Sort of. OC, some gore mentions, some weird psychological stuff. AU in that Tyler is a real person independent of Jack's psyche. M for swearing.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2012
Pregnancies by rhapsodybree reviews
Their responses were a mixed bag: Lillian, Helen and Annie face parenthood.
Bridesmaids, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
He Runs To The Abbey by BrokenForYouSpilledForYou reviews
"Don't!" The word tears out of her throat before she can stop it, ricocheting loudly off the walls of the small room like an explosive. She splays her hands across his chest, trying to ignore the eruption of sparks she feels in her fingertips. Archyfic
RocknRolla - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,995 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011
Because What I Know, Tyler Knows by Zuvios Gemini reviews
post-movie major spoilers for movie . SLASH Tyler/Narrator. Marla was out for the night. That meant he was going to come and bother me again. Just another night in with Tyler Durden I suppose.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
variations by Raihu reviews
Nina/Lily: The music of the mind wants choreography for the flesh it lightens.
Black Swan, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Nina S., Lily - Complete
Starry Eyed by anniebrackett reviews
Annie/Helen oneshot. Sometimes the best things are the most unexpected.
Bridesmaids, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Not Listening by TheBucketWoman reviews
"In American Sign Language there was more than one way to say what she said. She used the three part sign, pointing to herself, crossing her arms over her chest, then pointing at him." AU Dasey, among other pairings.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 263,006 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Derek V., Casey M.
Ed Club by A Northern Irish man reviews
After years of dealing with being the brains to Eddy's dumb schemes he feels empty. He's now got Insomnia. All his hopeless but maybe his new pal Tyler could help him out
Crossover - Fight Club & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Edd
My life as I know it by Lorna Roxen reviews
Lorna has a hard childhood, but now she lives in Forks with her aunt and her soon-to-be Uncle. She also now has one new sibling and he's not telling her everything about him and his friends. EmbryXoc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Paul, Embry
GambitX by Sief reviews
Anne just wanted to see New Orleans, witness Mardi Gras, have a good time. Of course she runs into the ragin cajun Please Review
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,424 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Gambit - Complete
Monsters Have Feelings Too by pixiegiggles reviews
Just a crazy little crossover between my 2 fave fandoms. AU to the extreme. Set during end of TB season2, and SPN season 4-ish.
Crossover - Supernatural & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Dean W., Pam
Touch by we'll wait for our miracles reviews
I never understood why he felt so real. jack/tyler. M for lots of smut.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
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Human reviews
Amiena is a young girl that has been kidnapped and sold with a group of girls that are regularly beaten and raped. One night when they escape everything goes wrong but before Amiena can die Godric is there to save her. This doesn't follow any seasons and Eric is Godric's only child. Sookie and Bill are together and their relationship has progressed to the point of season two.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 132,968 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 8/10/2012 - [Godric, OC] - Complete
Everyone Was Happy and Nobody Died
Collection of short ideas for the show that I come across. Will be exploring different ships because I just can't pick one. I literally cannot pick one.
John Dies at the End - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,877 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 10/29/2014 - John, Dave, Cucumber
Once reviews
After a fateful conversation at a bar the lives of Jane Margolis and Jesse Pinkman will never be the same. Jane's father returns just as Walter does and saves his daughter's life while Walt manages to get Jesse out of the apartment before the police arrive. A simple turn of events pulls the young lovers apart but is that enough to let their relationship die?
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 4/10 - Walter W., Jesse P., Saul G.
The Heart Wants What it Wants
All of Cynthia's life she has been a good, moral person trying her hardest to make her family proud. Being taken under the wing of Gustavo Fring was supposed to mean easy sailings but the arrival of new enemies changes her life completely. What happens when her mentor warns her to stay away from a man that could kill her? What happens when that man is her one true love?
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Published: 4/9
Timshel reviews
You might wonder what Jesse, Mr. White, Mike, Victor, and Gus are doing all the way in New Jersey and the truth is: they have no idea. A sudden business proposition lures the group across the country for what should be easy dealings but a face from Gus' past turns everything upside down. A twitchy kingpin, sadistic madame, and psychic are not exactly what the doctor ordered.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,179 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 3/19 - Walter W., Jesse P., OC, Gustavo F.
From Dusk til Doom
Collection of short ideas for the show that I come across. Will be exploring different ships because I just can't pick one. I literally cannot pick one. Except for anything with Sex Machine and Jake and his children and his children with his children. No to those.
From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,091 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Seth G., Richie G., Kate F., Scott F.
Not Your Average Priestess reviews
Thisbe Gecko is not know for playing suck up so when she shows up to the House of Night and becomes Zoey Redbird's new roommate more than a few feathers are ruffled. Thisbe wants nothing more than to return to her love but when she starts showing some new and interesting affinities she immediately catches the eyes of Neferet and the disdain of the Nerd Herd. Set in 2015.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 3/3 - Zoey R., Neferet, Aphrodite L., OC
Breezeblocks reviews
It's no secret to Blue Jones that Babydoll is his one true love but is it too late? While being taken to jail he meets a friend that promises to give him everything he's ever wanted at a heavy price. His own freedom. But Blue's not the only one on the pursuit of happiness. Will everyone be able to keep their cool when worlds collide? Modern Suckerpunch, Mix up Season True Blood.
Crossover - True Blood & Sucker Punch - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,121 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 9/24/2012 - [Blue J., Babydoll] Pam, Franklin M.
Soldier of Fortune: a Donnie Darko Tale reviews
Donnie awakens on his bed with the knowledge of two things: he will die if he doesn't move and Cherita Chen is in love with him. He escapes the clutches of death with one thought in mind: he loves her too. Follow Donnie on his mission to diviate from the normal path in search of true and honest love. Can he have a happy ever after? Or will who he is catch up to him? Read & Review.
Donnie Darko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Elizabeth D., Frank, Donnie D., Samantha D.
Birth of the Light Child
This is set during TBiFoS. John has fallen in love at the worst time ever. The woman that he's in love with is a completely new supernatural being that not he nor Dave have ever seen; the trouble is, she doesn't believe it! Watch John, Dave and a duo of new faces try to end the Zulu madness finally and completely and stay alive while they're at it.
John Dies at the End - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,142 - Published: 2/17 - [John, OC] [Dave, Cucumber]
Human: Season Two reviews
Amiena Smith is the new child and new love of Godric but don't let her beauty fool you-she is still naive and immature. Watch as she struggles to become the perfect vampire, the perfect girlfriend, and the perfect mother? Stay tuned. Season One Available: /s/8416621/1/Human
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,604 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Godric, OC]
Strawberry Fields reviews
The Volturi are infamous for collecting special and unique individuals to strengthen their numbers. It isn't until one of their newest recruits casts everyone under her spell and puts them on the brink of Civil War. For her own protection Alec sends her to the only place he knows she will be safe. Will the Volturi find her before she rips apart another nest?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - OC, Renesmee C./Nessie, Embry, Alec
Kill Kill reviews
Tate is a vampire and it seems turning Violet is the only option for these star-crossed lovers. Meanwhile, love has changed Pam's ways and with Sam Merlotte at her side she is on the path to making amends with all of her past misdeeds. Will these love birds finally be able to have peace or is trouble one step ahead? (Tate didn't rape Viv. Please review?)
Crossover - True Blood & American Horror Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Violet H., Tate L.] [Pam, Sam M.]
Red & White reviews
Alternate ending to the movie. Veronica has saved the day. By pulling the alarm at the end of the pep rally she is able to get everyone out of the school, including her first love Jason Dean. She thinks her life is back to normal until JD returns with one thing in mind: getting Veronica back. Can she resist his charm or will she run out of friends first?
Heathers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2014
My Little RocknRolla reviews
Everyone knows about the famous RocknRolla Johnny Quid but no one knows about the first girl to fall for his unrelenting charm. Madeline is the daughter of famous gangster Lenny Cole and is as known for her cold exterior as she is for her beauty but with the tragic news of her first love everything is about to change for this gangster prodigy. (Terrible summary but please read) R&R
RocknRolla - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Johnny, OC] Archy, Lenny C.
When the Sun Goes Down
Dean Winchester suffers from a condition, he can't make short term memories. He knows who he is and everything he has done before his injury but every night his mind is wiped clean. Where a normal hunter retires Dean only begins. Vengeance is on his mind and the twists and turns have only just begun. Read and Review please.
Crossover - Memento & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,599 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Dean W., OC, Sam W., Ruby
Dead Hearts reviews
AU in which Jacob has imprinted on Bella. She leaves Edward and the Cullens to join the wolves but just when everything seems too hopeless and confusing for the Cullens a new pack of vampires wander into town with some unique abilities of their own. Are they just what the Cullens need or are they as dangerous as they seem?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - [Edward, OC] [Bella, Jacob]
Coven reviews
This takes place in the third season with a few original characters including Carrie White. It will follow the timeline in a way but will be a bit off in a lot of places.
Crossover - Carrie & American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Misty D., Madison M] Queenie, Zoe B.
Takes place after the attack on the prison and before Glen and Maggie get kidnapped. Five new original characters join the cast and bring along with them a whole new series of twists and turns and romance? Follow along and find out what will happen to our favorite characters.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,361 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - [Daryl D., OC] Glenn, Maggie G.
Maps reviews
Lorinne Damsel is a young sassy sweet-heart with a troubling sickness that doctors can't seem to figure out, but that's not her only problem. The love of her life just happens to be Dean Winchester, a man that hunts the supernatural with his family and is terribly overprotective. With little to no contact with her love, how is a girl to survive? Be warned, the plot thickens.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,926 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Dean W.
Twin Flames reviews
Everyone knows that Tommy Mickens isn't the brightest bulb on the tree. He is brash and impulsive, two traits noticed when he steals the money from his brother Sam's safe and runs. But when a wandering vampire decides to take him in after he has been found shot and bloody is a new life in store for him? Or is his bad nature a habit just too hard to break?
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - [Tommy M., OC] Sam M.
A Haunting in Connecticut reviews
Matt Campbell is young, smart, funny, and dying. After being diagnosed with cancer it seems as if nothing can brighten his dimming light-not even his supportive, loving family-that is until he meets Cassandra and after he moves to his new home in Connecticut EVERYTHING changes.
Haunting in Connecticut - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012
Get Free reviews
The story takes place after Eclipse when it is uncovered how badly Jacob has been injured. Bella goes to visit him and in his injured state she realizes her love for him and leaves Edward to start her human life. In that year her and Jacob get married but it is not a happy ever after. Watch as Bella's life unravels again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,192 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete