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Joined 06-27-03, id: 407986
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.
01/02/06- I wrote and read fanfiction a year or two ago. I was very obsessed and all that. Then, the obsession subsided. I got on with real life and all that. Recently, however, I've found myself sucked in once more, bringing with me a nice piece of fanfiction, written by yours truly.

All fics on my Favorite Stories list are truly the cream of the crop. I kid you not. I am a harsh critic when it comes to this stuff. Most of them are light and humorous, but I expect you'll see a wider variety soon enough. I've got hoards of fics saved up to read on a rainy day.

My new fic is entitled "The Wasteland", and was inspired and based on the poem of the same name, by T. S. Eliot. I hope you like it, but don't take it so seriously just yet. There is a lot of drama in it, but also a lot of romance, humor and action mixed in. I've tried my hardest to save myself from writing fluffy, ridiculous angst filled romance pieces in which Draco becomes good and the world is all rainbows and unicorns until Hermione cuts herself. You know, that sort of cliché bullshit. Now, I hope you enjoy. It was written post HBP and is attempting to be as canon as is bloody possible when you're trying to add a Draco/Hermione romance to the fic. It is all I write and read, after all. And the romantic in me is still refusing to believe that they won't run off together and have beautiful babies with Draco's coloring and Hermione's features. We've all got to dream, eh?

And, if you must, read the other stuff I've written. But you've been warned. It's not very good. I was rather young when I started it all, and I must say, far too much of a daydreamer/hormonal teen for my own good.

Oh and please go read "The Draco Trilogy" by Cassie Claire now, or you'll be smited, the lot of you. It's an essential read if you call yourself a Harry Potter fanfic fan. It may be a bit long, but she's made her Draco the Draco we all aspire to write, and that, I must say, is an incredible feat. He's genius. Pure and utter genius.

Be gone, and review, minions.

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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5320 - Favs: 6,013 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Legend of Guilly Granger by Priah reviews
Com After Voldy's defeat, the world of Hogwarts' students seems to drastically change. Abandoned by their peers, two people, one sadistic, the other sarcastic, decide to stick together and slake their thirst for mortifying revenge. Humor, DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,391 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6479 - Favs: 5,341 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 3080 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy's Mutability Matrix by ahlade reviews
Two pupils of our beloved school get stuck in a small, small, small space. Squashed together. I mean really, really, close. They can’t move. Much. They then propose a theory in Astrophysics. Remember, one of them is the girl who gave us S.P.E.W... 
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Because This Is How It Goes by Beringae reviews
A little New Years ficlet. Angst and humor, just because. But still, I bet you can't not like it. Hermione decides she really hates New Years [three guesses why?] Rated only for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets by arctique48 reviews
Malfoy and Hermione have a little chat. All dialogue. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How InterHouse Unity Was Finally Achieved by Hafthand reviews
A week passed and so far thirtyeight students had ended up under Madame Pomfrey’s care. Neville ended up there twice. Crabbe three times. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Room of Necessity by greenfly reviews
[complete] SEQUEL POSTED. Draco has to stay at Hogwarts over Christmas break and it's proving to be very... interesting...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,126 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Particularly Difficult Night by Beringae reviews
And then the Arch Nemesis of Harry Potter rushed at The Brains of the Golden Trio and kissed her. Hard. On the mouth. Like in the movies, only not. [A total attack of random insanity. Have fun!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005
Misguided Sympathy by Vashka reviews
An earthshattering conversation with Draco Malfoy makes Hermione see the errors of her ways. Will the Slytherins and Gryffindors survive Hermione’s kindness intact? Or will the spirit of Interhouse Cooperation triumph?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love, Sex, and a Bottle of Vodka by atalanta's apples reviews
Chapter Twenty Eight-updated 6.1- Hermione has a wild night out and tries to forget about it...but a certain someone won't let her. HermionexDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,859 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Whiplash by dizzydragon reviews
Dealing with Draco Malfoy's sudden involvement with the Order and his subsequent heroantics isn't easy for Hermione. But some things change. DMHG [Short story, Complete, written PreHBP]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power of Dance by MystyKitty reviews
The dance gave her power, gave her strength to carry on, allowed her to forget. The dance was her everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,493 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Delusion by burgundyred reviews
Hermione reluctantly explores her wicked side with Draco to help him win a bet against Pansy involving Harry. What follows? Conspiracy, corruption, humor, payback, guilt, and sparks of all sorts. A twisty DMHG fic. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,156 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bigger is Better by superscar reviews
This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3281 - Favs: 4,908 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Waters of Ecstasy by Starlit Night reviews
“Do you wish me to continue?” he asked, already knowing the answer. "Never stop," Hermione breathed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,626 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Obliviate by superscar reviews
The title is actually somewhat self explanatory. DHr, BZGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Devil's Prayer by paradoxical reviews
( Draco, Hermione ) God. Where was that release? He needed.wanted.desired it. There was the molding of bodies, the intense euphoria that escalated beyond imagination and the endless skies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2003 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fragments of a Malfoy by SchuylerD reviews
Draco reaches his breaking point after being introduced to The Malfoy Family Tradition. Will one of his greatest enemies be his salvation?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,015 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Freedom to Become by zarah joyce reviews
It's their last dance of the year... why not go wild while at it? DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Psychic Serpent by Barb LP reviews
WINNER OF THE 2002 GOLDEN QUILL AWARD IN THE ROMANCE CATEGORY! Alternate Harry's 5th yr. He gets a snake who has the Sight. Romantic entanglements, Animagus training, house-elf liberation, giants, Snape's Pensieve and more! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 323,391 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 5/19/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Butterbeer reviews
Draco and Hermione have an interesting conversation. Discussions of snorting, senile house elves and ferrets ensue!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wasteland reviews
I will show you fear in a handful of dust, she whispered. Draco and Hermione with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Coeur reviews
Through a series of innocently penetrating statements and questions, Hermione gets under Draco's skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bring Me To Life reviews
UPDATED FINALLY-SEX Hermione is acting differently and the one person who might be able to help her is her worst enemy. Will Draco save her and Bring Her To Life? RR! HrD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,571 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Living in Her Memory reviews
Draco is left, old and alone, living in Hermione's memory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Twisted Seduction reviews
A war is going on and lives are changing. Two souls must join in order to save the world as they know it and fall in love in the process. No one said life is easy. . . RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2003 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dangerously In Love reviews
Take a risk. Dare to move. Love is a leap of faith. A collection of seperate songfics. All love, mostly fluffy, some angsty. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,758 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.