drakos4hide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Hobbit, and Game of Thrones. 6/ 2012 Came here just for the fun a a good read and found lots of both :) 4/2014 Took me a while but finally found the courage to post my own story. English is not my first language so forgive me if my vocabulary is somewhat limited and I tend to repeat myself. 5/2019 I am very sorry not to have finished "Full Circle". I have written, not posted various stories in the meantime but I have always really been writing for myself. Yet, now I feel an urgent need to set a few things right in the world of fictional characters, more specifically my favorite GOT man, the Hound. He deserves so much more than what either the books or the TV series have given him. And so does Sansa. So if there is only one other person out there who feels like I do, I am glad to have shared my ideas. Please bear in mind that English is not my first language and that my stories have not been beta-ed. In simply lack the patience for that. I do not aspire to become a famous writer, I am aware that I am not half as talented and original as most of the writers here but when a storyline grabs me it needs to be written down, and fast. If you enjoy reading my stuff only a fraction of the joy it gives me to write it, I will be a very happy bunny! |
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Bound to Him by georgesgurl117 reviews
At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape is forced to commit a deplorable act against one who should have been under his protection. Bound by Dark Magic, he and Hermione Granger must learn to trust one another and themselves as they work together to thwart the dark plots surrounding them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 91 - Words: 712,933 - Reviews: 8445 - Favs: 5,122 - Follows: 6,484 - Updated: 8/11/2022 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Draco M., Minerva M.
Mock My Innocence by Hautuumaa reviews
An Elf with a thing for Orcs finds an Orc with a thing for Elves. Just enjoying their good luck would be too easy, so they begin a snail's pace trek across Middle-earth with a group of Orcs as strange as they are annoying.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 257,461 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/24/2022 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Orc, Elf
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 411,019 - Reviews: 4400 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 5/15/2020 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Halla's Choice by Auset's Tears reviews
Forbidden love in the Westfold... Halla's new marriage to a warrior of Rohan leaves her cold. Fortunately, she finds an exotic and dangerous enemy injured in the forest near her land...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 157,675 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/26/2020 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Arwen U., Uruk-hai, Human
Heroes by Pearl Primrose reviews
Rue's stuck in Middle-earth, meets Sir Swajesty Thorin Oakenshield through an epic bar fight, and learns Dwarves live as long as sea turtles, all the while on the run from some Malfoy wannabe during a quest to slay the Hungarian Horntail's ugly love child. Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 233,671 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/15/2020 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Thorin
Dead Body Moving by Ne Quittez Pas reviews
Nell never expected to return from her cross-country roadtrip, but when a fellow camper goes missing during her stay at the Grand Canyon, she may live far, far longer than she expected. CrowleyxOC Now rewritten.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,007 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/9/2019 - Published: 1/16/2018 - [Crowley, OC] Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Fair Pay for Fair Work by Yvetal reviews
She came to King's Landing for a fresh start, but old habits die hard, and the sight of gold has her on her knees once more. Sandor Clegane x OFC. Poorly concealed smut that somehow turned into a fluffy narrative. Thanks for the reviews! I'm enjoying reading them. ( )
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 60,880 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Sandor C., OC - Complete
Hookup of Epic Proportions by Zoop reviews
Part 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. NOW POSTING REWRITTEN CHAPTERS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,998 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC
Ripened by MinP1072 reviews
Here, now, he has carved out an advantage. Magicked them out of sight, the way he had done for so many criminals… Life on the run is an exhausting challenge. Red manages to make out a little space to rest, hidden away and safe, just the two of them... Just a smutty little one-shot for the always-delightful FilmsAreFriends. It's totally PWP, so enjoy it for what it is.
Blacklist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [E. Keen, R. Reddington] - Complete
No Sacrifice by Pericula Ludus reviews
Dís learns of her sons' deaths in battle. She is the last direct descendent of Durin, but her cousin Dáin rules in Erebor. Dís has no time to grieve, as the succession is being decided. Dwalin supports her, but the battle has left him deeply scarred and soon Dís starts to question his loyalty. She does what is best for her people. Her sons deaths have not been in vain.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,910 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Dís, Dwalin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Manic Taser Dream Girl by AnnieMar reviews
Upon Darcy's return to the U.S. after encountering evil space-elves in London, and after her recent break-up with Ian, she receives her first mission as an official S.H.I.E.L.D. agent ... teaching a god how to blend in better (absolutely no horns), or he might find himself in very big trouble. Events set post-Thor: TDW and during CA: TWS. Rated M for reasons ;-) #tasertricks
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,923 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Darcy L., Loki] Jane F., Thor - Complete
Manna from Heaven by ZeesMuse reviews
Be careful what you wish for, for the Angel of Death has a sense of humor.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 371,597 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Guy of Gisborne, OC
Dark Devotion by Cysteine Snape reviews
Starting in book 6 and staying semi-canon compliant, we see what happens when a rookie Auror's attraction to the Dark/dangerous gets involved with a Death Eater double agent while dating a reticent werewolf. Snape/Tonks, some Lupin/Tonks. WARNING: DARK, BDSM, LEMONS AHEAD, NOT A FLUFFY STORY. Co-Authored by wolfinthestars, started in July of 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 111 - Words: 125,099 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Severus S., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Remus L.
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Dwarf Gold (The Cautiousness of Hanah Skinner) by Vargavinter reviews
"You'll take a dwarf's gold but not his hand?" he asked. Hanah reached out, and his hand clamped around hers like a bear trap. She had heard dwarves were as harsh as the rock they dwelled in, that any slight against them would be remembered, forever. But for that gold, Hanah would accept their business gratefully. (Post-BoFA.) Update 2017: slight rewrite ch1-6.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 132,024 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Fíli, OC] Dwalin, Kíli - Complete
Between a bear and a dark place by Oblivian03 reviews
"Easy there, lad. You're alright," Bofur said as he ran over, dropping the needle he had been holding in favor of holding down the thrashing dwarf on the table. Dwalin nodded in acknowledgement to the toymaker and continued with his task, grimacing as each scream tore through his ears. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 59,592 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Bofur, Dwalin, Kíli - Complete
Dreaming of You by Zoop reviews
Tanith Walker knows the Lord of the Rings movies by heart, but the real deal is a lot different. Aragorn isn't as hot as she expected, and the only hunk of tasty male flesh she's seeing naked belongs to an Orc. Good thing *that* isn't real... or is it? Cover art by Amy Rowell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 199,157 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Aragorn, Uruk-hai, Human, OC
Wild Child by Zoop reviews
Uruk survivor of Helm's Deep encounters an orphaned Rohirrim woman who's grown up in Fangorn Forest. Told in short drabbles. Rated for rather explicit explorations.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Treebeard, Uruk-hai, Human
Night Flowers by Zoop reviews
One-shot. An Elf maiden flits off to a secret, forbidden liaison. Speed writing exercise: Vague concept to complete in 90 minutes. Dedicated to Auset's Tears; she knows why. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Orc, Elf, OC - Complete
Reasons why NOT to join the Fellowship of the ring by Elleth of Hidden Lore reviews
Have you ever wanted to join the Fellowship of the Ring? Do you have a thirst for adventure, magic and glorious battles? Well, think again. Do you really think being in the Fellowship is that easy? Would you survive months without a bed, bathrooms, toilet paper, and internet? No, of course not. Join Alexandra as she goes though the adventure she never wanted to have. T for language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,300 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Letters to Thranduil by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
COMPLETE Letter correspondence between Elrond and Thranduil, mostly concerning a certain Elf and Ranger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Elrond, Thranduil, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Filling the Void by Sharka reviews
Slash, Pairing: Lurtz/Uglúk - Story about a consensual relationship between these two Uruk-hai. By no means any fluff, although I hope that some humor shines through occasionally. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Complete
Mushog's Ride, or Orcbrat Gets Zooped by Zoop reviews
With apologies to The Lauderdale for character theft - The Zoop drops a very special modern world gal on the cast of "Orc-brat" because they've been languishing in stasis for too damn long. Time to stir the pot, folks. Rated for the kind of extreme naughtiness you've come to expect from Orcs and their girlfriends. NOT A CONTINUATION OF ORC-BRAT. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,245 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Human, OC - Complete
Misfire of Global Proportions by Zoop reviews
Part 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th & 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 110,026 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
When Fair Crosses Foul by GibberingGhoul reviews
A great Elf warrior strays from his company into a strange woodland that slowly drains him of his power. A band of Uruk-hai captures him but are quickly defeated. Now the Elf must either cast aside an ancient hatred or risk alienating the one saviour who can lead him out of the perilous woods.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Elf, Uruk-hai - Complete
PostWar Blues by Zoop reviews
What's an Uruk to do when his neatly ordered life is thrown into upheaval from an unexpected source? Run like hell, of course! Set post-War of the Ring. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,309 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Celeborn, Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
Paper trails by kalabangsilver reviews
Ardelia Mapp is on a mission - to save Starling from the clutches of Hannibal Lecter. Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, Starling and her companion have their own problems, least of which are a few connecting paper trails...
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 208,553 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
The Ransom at the Redhorn by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
Ever wonder what really happened to Celebrian in that den of orcs? Wonder no longer! With apologies to O. Henry. Rated M for content and naughty language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Celebrian, Orc - Complete
Of Muggles and Magic by Aurette reviews
A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 182,266 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Tales of the Kurgan by Lousy Poet Automaton reviews
The Kurgan was satisfied. He had been lost, at first, when he left the Game. Disillusioned, with no goal, nothing to dream. But this, this was a fine thing indeed. He had taught her much, and now, she was ready to be unleashed.
Crossover - Highlander & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,405 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010
Womanflesh by Sharka reviews
This fic was spawned by an informal challenge among friends: Would it be possible to get Lurtz involved with a woman without violencerape and not create something horribly sappy, Mary Sueish? This is the result I came up with...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
Absolution by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Possibly one of the oddest LOTR love stories ever written. Set approximately six months after ROTK, all OCs, dooming me to obscurity, I know. Rated M for future updates, but NOT slash, I assure you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
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One Happy Memory reviews
Am I the only one who cannot forget the look Sansa sends Sandor when she leaves him at the table in the great hall after telling him that she is not a little bird anymore! I chose to believe that those two have been up to something later that night and here is what I hope has happened.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 5/25/2019 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Is that all? reviews
A woman has made her choice. Will the dwarf accept?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Complete
Full Circle reviews
To quote Gandalf: "often one sets out on a quest with less than is required to bring it to a successful end. Those missing pieces often present themselves along the way. If you take the shortest route from one point to another you may never come across something vital to you and your undertaking." But getting killed(or almost)still seems to be the fastest way to get to ME.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,961 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Tauriel, OC