Author has written 3 stories for One Piece, and Fairy Tail.
Pen name: MasQ
Age: Why do you want to know, huh!? HUH!? You a stalker?!?
My birthday is August 9th so no anime characters with my birthday.
Favorite mangas: One Piece, Negima, Sgt. Frog, 1/2 Prince, Legend of the Sun Knight, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Baka no Test, Clannad, Rosario Vampire, Blood, and even more that is hard to name!
Favorite Video Games: Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Harvest Moon, .hack, Final Fantasy, GoldenSun, Digimon, Dragon Quest, Rune Factory, Legend of the Colossus, Demon Souls
Favorite type of music: I really like Vocaloid, but it's not the only type I listen to its just my favorite. I also really like video game music.
Favorite songs: Worlds end dance hall, Cantarella, Rolling Girl, Song of the Eared Robot, BUtterfly on your Right Shoulder, Gemini, Circus Monster, and One Piece openings We are!(remix) Share the World and Fight Together, Confront! You look so cool, Hirari Hirari, Servant of Evil(all of them makes me cry! Especially the opera ver.), Kasane Territory, Start me Up!(OP opening 6)
Favorite fan fiction type: love character falls into anime
My current dumping grounds for Fanfic-Panda-Babies-
A Thousand Perspectives (My main squeeze)
Lonely Fairy (Having a bit of a block, due to my writing diarrhea for ATP)
AHP: Playhouse for the Sick and Hilarious! (This doesn't get updated a lot, but there are still cracky one shots there for all)
Official Profile ends here! Continue only if you want question mark cake and road rollers.
97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. I'm one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!" copy and paste this on your profile if you are too
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
FAKE FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr/Mrs
FAKE FRIENDS:Lend you thier umbrella
FAKE FRIENDS:Take your drink when they think you've had enough
FAKE FRIENDS:Will talk shit to the person talking shit about you
FAKE FRIENDS:Never see you cry
FAKE FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is whatt the crowd is doing
FAKE FRIENDS:Will knock on your front door
FAKE FRIENDS:Borrow your stuff for a while then give it back
FAKE FRIENDS:Will comfort you when a guy dumps you
FAKE FRIENDS:Know a few things about you
FAKE FRIENDS:Are for a while
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, , who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.
THEY HURT HER
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
: What have I to fear?
: Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I shall not be bullied by...
: [all arguing in the lab] Are you all really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats.
Yuki-Rin, awesome gal, check her out, sent me descriptions of many characters that will appear in the re-written ATP and my other fan fics.
- Foley Maeve: Our protagonist with Mind-neighbors. Likes anime, wiggling, and barbecue sauce.
- Jodie Walker: A friend(?) of Maeve's. In the head of Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin, she's an Expy of the brown-haired girl from Nichijou.
- Aoi Hagiwara: Another friend(?) of Maeve's. She twelve and watches anime.
- Pants Bullet: Another friend(?). Breaks the fourth wall a lot.
- Leon Richard: Yet another friend. He's French.
- Cube: A robotic cube that likes to tell everyone fun facts.
- Straw Hats: Maeve's crew. This is not a Mary Sue thing. (As in she belongs to the crew)
- Capricorn Pirates: A group of pirates who leave Maeve mysterious notes and stuff.
- Libra Pirates: A group of hipsters who are war refugees.
- Aries Pirates: Who are these guys again? Oh, yeah, they're supposed to be from Canada!
- Gemini Pirates: The official harem of Linus Forsythe (according to Maeve and Aoi). Currently, Maven Crowley, Xue Song, and Greta Chalfant Richelieu are a part of this harem, with Percy Hightower acting as Linus' wingman - I mean, shipwright. (Soon to be written by Yuki-Rin)
- Aldwin Yorkson - A socially-awkward fairy. Has lots of UST for Maeve. He also does not sparkle.
- Jade Collins - An OCD Pokémon trainer/the animal trainer for Chopper/Ajax/Alec/Pontipee (Aries' guard dog)/Bepo/other animals.
- Basil Le'Ursa: A stubborn Exorcist on the run from the Noah family.
- Noah Family: The Kardashians of the ATP universe. They're hunting down Basil because he hates their show, "Keeping Up With the Noah-Kardashians".
- Abelard Wolfe: Shizuo and Wolfgang's lovechild with anger issues. Nobody talks about him because he magically disappeared. Some say Jodie, Mason, Usopp, Chopper, and a giant, talking backscratcher named "Wallace" were involved. (theories of him resurfacing to face down Wallace the giant backscratcher has been running around Ikebukurou)
- Alissia Port: A schizo Mafioso.
- Ren Yamihoshi: An Avenger ninja.
- Luffyko and Dark Luffyko: Twins who are running the show. Dark Luffyko has a flamethrower named 'Wiffles'. (They've now evolved complete sentience of their own. This frightens me.)
- Wiffles: Dark Luffyko's flamethrower. In another universe, Wiffles is Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin's Togepi/Togetic.
- A.A.A.: The Big Bad(?)
- Blade: A ninja who trolls Maeve
- The Dragon Lady: A sheep terrorist who likes prostituting everyone she can get her hands on.
- The Stockholm Syndromes: Sheep terrorists who like to kidnap everyone they can get their hands on. It is rumored that Abelard Wolfe is on this crew. (Remors proved to be true, however, after he set fire to their waffles, he was left alone in a barrel to die. No one knows how he got home. Not even him)
- The Okuda Pirates: They're... Just there.
Following quotes from Oxysertia D. Yuki-Rin
"I don't have time for this! I have a fridge, a Marine Commodore with a smoking addiction, and episodes of Fairly Odd Parents to get home to!" Tashigi yelled before she stormed off.
"Hipsters always travel in packs. For protection," Miller explained as they approached a hotel room.
"We're here for the one they call 'Justin Bieber' - I mean, Foley Maeve," Smoker said in a half-badass manner.
Zoro then ran into the girl's bathroom, and ran out five seconds later with an angry Kalifa, Lola, and Madam Shirley chasing him. "Run the other way! There's candy!" Zoro yelled before everyone ran Scooby Doo-style down the other way.
"I think we shouldn't. You should have the manly physique of your father," Sanji said. Kazura sweatdropped. "Dude! Since when were you gay for me?!" Kazura cried. "I didn't say that. Ivankov is feeding me lines off-screen," Sanji explained. Kazura sighed.
"Edmund Francis Shirley McYOLO Abingdon, you do NOT talk to the twenty-three year old version of your father like that," Kartik said to his son sternly. "We are much classier than that. We Abingdons hold ourselves to high standards, and we will never stoop to something as low as a Real Housewife of the Whitebeard Pirates."
"Nami, what happened? Why were we forced to see gay, singing millipedes?" Maeve asked Nami, whose face darkened.
"I never thought I would be riding on the back of a Sarutobi," Maeve said to herself. "Lien, I wish I was riding on the back of your dad. Because, Heathcliffe is... Unf. Why is Heathcliffe so hot?! And taken, since he has a girlfriend?!"
"Awesome. Sanji is now my spirit animal," Kazura said.
"And how did Bonney and Law manage to get back to Yukijima?" Aleksandar asked. "Jesus, this fic has so many plot holes that plot bunnies live in."
The Capricorns approached Maeve, led by...
"A.A.A.?!" Maeve cried.
"Dat's right!" A.A.A. said like Meowth. "I was the one who brought all of you here. Except the Shichibukai, who came to film Yukijima Shore. I was the one who organized the Yukijima Hipster Music Festival for the Libras -"
"You wouldn't!" Kazura yelled.
"I was the one who brought Smoker and Tashigi here for no reason..." A.A.A. said. Smoker and Tashigi silently backed out of the room. "I was the one who gave the Capricorns the Eternal Pose here..."
"I thought we were using a regular Log Pose!" Hana yelled.
"And I was the one who planted that free stay in Yukijima in Tashigi's wallet and made her go to the same party as Zoro so all of this would happen!" A.A.A. yelled.
"Oi, thanks for the free hotel stay!" Zoro thanked A.A.A. Nami slapped Zoro.
"This is bad, Zoro! Pay attention!" Nami yelled.
"A.A.A. can't tame me," Maeve said with another shrug.
"I resent that remark!" Ivankov yelled. "Death Wink!"
Then, everyone became their opposite genders.
"Woah! I'm a boy now!" Mason (Maeve) cried. "Joe, you were Jodie. Aoi, you were... Aoi, yeah. Aoi is a unisex name. Bullet, you're still Bullet. Leah, you were Leon. Cube... You're still Cube. Companion Cubes don't have gender-specific names."
"The tranny with magical sex change powers did it," Mason (Maeve) explained. (Cause that explains everything. NO GAPING PLOT HOLES AT ALL.)
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