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Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hello!My name is Flavia.Please no flames about my orthography,but english is third language for me so I do some mistakes.My favourite books(no order) are:

-Harry Potter

-Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus

-Maximum Ride

-The Hunger Games

-Kane Chronicles.

-Chronicles of Narnia

-Mortal Instruments

I also read Pretty Little Liars,Twilight(I start to regret that I read it),Septimus Heap and Araminita Spookie, many more and lots of classics(not the ones that put you to sleep, there are some of those too)

Down there are my ships and after that my profile is totally random.You can read it if you want or nor.Your choise.But if you're in the PJATO/HoO fandom please read the end of my profile.There are some of my rants about all the hate that pollute that fandom.


Check that please:massacredfanfiction.blogspot.com

If you hate 'My Immortal' you're gonna love the blog.


My favourite pairings(no order):

Harry Potter:

Harry/Ginny(So?Why are people hating Ginny so much?)

Ron/Hermione(Dramione isn't for me...)

Lily/James(I understand that Snape loved Lily but no just no! And for all those people who are like "James didn't deserve Lily, he never loved her as much as Snape did. James was a bulling git" Did you even read the books? James was a fifteen year old boy who bullied Snape, yes I understand that! But Snape was a thirty year old man who bullied students! In addition it says at various points that Snape gave as good as he got (see OotP chpt: Career Advice, Harry's talk with Sirisu and Remus) And on the note about James not deserving Lily? I am at a complete lose to why people can think that. He loved her for years, why else would he waste his time asking her out if he knew he was goni to get rejected? Not to mention that Lily was clearly a very clever witch, do you really think she would have married James if she didn't love him? Of course she wouldn't have.)Wow that was long...

Draco/Astoria(Better than Draco/Pansy.Wayyyyyy better)

Rose/Scorpius(Remo&Juliet anybody?)

Bellatrix/Voldemort(No,I'm not crazy)

Teddy/Victorie

Tonks/Remus

Bill/Fleur

Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Herose of Olympus

Percy/Annabeth(So no Prachel,Pertemis or another pairing Percy/sombody who isn't Annabeth and Annabeth/somebody who isn't Percy)

Thalia/Nico(I don't give a shit about how it goes agains n canons, I'll ship it)

Silena/Beckendorf

Clarisse/Chris

Travis/Katie

Jason/Piper

Frank/Hazel

Leo/Reyna(I'm not so sure about Calleo yet)

But I don't mind Leo being with somebody else who's NOT:Annabeth,Thalia, Katie, Piper, Hazel, Rachel or a Mary-Sue.

Rachel/Apollo(Again, I'm not crazy.First I seen that on a Facbook story and I was like "Really there is somethig like that?"And read some fics and well I start to like it)

Rachel/Octavian( Viria and her amazing art is responsable for that)

The Hunger Games

Katniss/Peeta(If Gale really loved Katniss he should've come and comfort her after Prim's death.Oh wait...HE WAS THE REASON WHY PRIM DIED!)

Annie/Finnick

Haymitch/Maysilee

Kane Chronicles

Carter/Zia

Sadie/Anubis(In my beautiful world Walt is non-existent.And salt is unhealthy.No realy,ask a doctor)

And gods couples of course but I'm to lazy to write them.

Maximum Ride

FAX!!!!!(Dylan go and die you stupid marty stue!)

Eggy!(BUT I'm okay with Niggy too.)

Um...IDK I don't care so much about other pairings.It could be anything if it isn't breaking one of that mentioned above.

Chronicles of Narnia

Lucy/Caspian X(The movie share my opinion!She's way better for Caspian than Susan.How sound King Caspian the Seafarer and Queen Lucy the Valiant?Awesome I know!Plus Aslan named her Queen over the Glistening Eastern Sea and you know, Caspian likes sea.Plus in books she and Caspian are almost same age so...you get it)

Cor(or Shasta)/Aravis(I just love them)

Edmund/any girl who can make him happy(he need more love)

Mortal Instruments

Clary/Jace(Perfect...just perfect)

Isabelle/Simon(Why do I feel like I'm the only one who ship them...?)

Magnus/Alec

I don't know...anything else...but not breaking those couples above.


In Remembrance of Severus Snape
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap
In Remeberance of Lily Potter
Who died to protect her son
she made the ulimate sacrifice
to make the world a safer place
she'll always remain in our hearts

In Remembrance of Fred Weasley
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother
with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right
In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory
Who died before his time
and will be remembered for his bravery
In Rememberance of Sirius Black
The black sheep in his family
he died laughing at the hands of his cousin
he didn't deserve to spend the last fourteen years of his life
the way he did in Azkaban and on the run
In Remembrance of Dobby
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauderer
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freaking awesome werewolf
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra
She deserved everything she got and more
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry
In Remembrance of Hedwig
Harry actual first friend
who lived and died SOARING

Mr. Harry Potter,
Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger,
Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley,
Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore,
Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,
Thank you for your loyalty.

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,
Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom,
Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood,
Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley,
Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby,
Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Fred Weasley,
Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,
Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,
Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall,
Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape,
Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,
THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD.

We defended the Stone,
We found the Chamber,
We freed the Prisoner,
We were chosen by the Goblet,
We fought alongside the Order,
We learned from the Prince, and
We mastered the Hallows.
We are the Harry Potter generation.

You know you're obsesses with Harry Potter when...

You draw deathly hallow signs on everything(Do you want to see my math notebook?)

You think of Fred and George when you see twins

You belive in Nargles

You cry more than you did when your grandpa died when you read the 7th book

You know how many pages there are in the seventh book

You can recite the part when Snape dies

You hate when they skip important stuff in the movies

You ask people in candy stores if they sell Acid Pops or cockroach cluster

You think Neville and Luna belong together

You hate that Ginny and Harry have absolutley no chemistry in the movies

You think your Hogwarts letter was one of many given to Harry Potter

You yell at people when they say Snape was evil

You think Draco is hot just because he has a Dark Mark

You want to get a tatoo of the Dark Mark on your left forearm

You hate when people don't capitalize things right in fanfic

You still wish Lily and Severus ended up together(NOOOOOOO!)

You believe Albus Severus Potter is the sexier, bad-mouthed, version of Harry Potter

You say bloody hell, and laugh because you love Ron

You think gingers have souls, the Weasleys prove it

You think Fred is hotter than his identical twin George

You found a stick, and made it your wand

You think of Teddy with turqouise hair, just because of the picture in the 7th book

When you see someone with round glasses, you say, "Hi Harry."

When you see bushy brown hair, you think of Hermione

When someone trys to reference Harry Potter, and fails, you correct them

You try to find Hogwarts on Google Maps

You think Scorpius and Rose belong together

You love Dramione, but you still love Ron and Hermione(I HATE DRAMIONE)

You think of Dumbledore when you see old guys with long beards

You plan on naming your children after charecters in the books(Bellatrix,Victorie and Ginevra XD.)

HOW HARRY POTTER FANS DIFFER FROM NORMAL PEOPLE:

Normal People: Fear the name of the Shakespeare play "Macbeth"
HP Fans: Fear the name "Voldemort"

Normal People: De-weed a garden
HP Fans: De-Gnome a garden

Normal People: Think time travel is impossible
HP Fans: Go to Hermione if they want proof of a time turner

Normal People: Compete in the FIFA World Cup
HP Fans: Compete in the Triwizard Tournament

Normal People: Gather into groups because of natural disasters
HP Fans: Gather into groups because of Lord Voldemort

Normal People: Cry when a childhood pet dies
HP Fans: Cry when Dumbledore dies

Normal People: Think that no one can come back to life
HP Fans: Know people can if they have a Horcrux

Normal People: Don't have this on their profile
HP Fans: MUST Have this on their profile
Copy and paste this on your profile if you love Harry Potter!

SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY

Written by: Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs

1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art'.

2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well.

3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color. AKA blue.

4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason!

5.) Chasing your tail.

6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None. (ALLWAYS!)

7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day.

8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it. (Well, I AM a girl... so... I guess so)

9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things.

10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it. (1.I'm freaking 15 years old!2.I wish to have a girl, not a boy)

11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not.

12.) Silence. (...)

13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times.(No...hell yeah I'm the only person that start to silently singing Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne during an exam)

14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!

15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way). (I was little and stupid!I grow up from Last Christmas!)

16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME!

17.) Dancing in the rain. (Yep and stay on a bench reading during storms)

18.) Befriending a werewolf. (Cool!Where I can find a werewolf?)

19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat. (Coooool!Yes again)

20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating.

21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high. (No,thats just me)

22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them".(And argue with them!)

23.) Yelling at someone right next to you.

24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing. (Bitch, that's just the Gods playing Sims.Your comand was removed)

25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization.

26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything. (That isn't a bad idea!I really need to try!)

27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you.

28.) Falling in Love.

29.) Fighting with your own team.

30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your biding.

31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal.

32.) Talking in Chat Speak.

33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years.

34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures.

35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.

36.) Referring to yourself in the third person.

37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored.

38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time. (And my pen,pencil,glasses and a lot other things(not all behind my ear))

39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper.

40.) Breaking a record through pranking.

41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols

42.) -( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!

43.) Wrapping people.

44.) Making your hair holiday themed.

45.) Rapping.

46.) Stress Baking

47.) Stalking.(NO!...Oh why the hell I try to ignore it.YES!I stalk my mother when she talks about me)

48.) Therapy.

49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS!

50.) Nightmares.

51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection.

52.) Switching names. (I'm Sandy 1 and flavster,and patato and Richie or was Tony?I don't remember now)

53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS.

54.) Forgiveness.

55.) Breaking things for fun.

56.) Running away.

57.) Sound effects.

58.) Overreacting to everything.

59.) Miming.

60.) Growing Up.

"You say Twilight

I say Harry Potter
You say Vampires
I say Wizards
You say Renesmee, the Half-Blood vampire
I say Professor Snape, the Half-Blood Prince
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Weasley
You say Robert Pattinson
I'll say 'It's Cedric Diggory'
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I'll say that's Ron and Hermione
You say Bella
I say 'It's Bellatrix'
You say Stephenie Meyer
I say 'It's She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"

The Pledge to PJO

25 Interesting Harry Potter Facts


25. Harry’s birthday is July 31, 1980. Rowling’s birthday is also July 31 – but in 1966.

24.The actress who played Moaning Myrtle was 37 years old at the time “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” was filmed. She is the oldest actress to ever portray a Hogwarts student.

23. Ron Weasley’s character originally swore a lot, but Rowling’s publisher wouldn’t let her use that sort of language because it would’ve been inappropriate for young readers.

22. Rowling’s publisher suggested she use initials rather than her real name, “Joanne Rowling,” in order to appeal to male readers. She chose J.K., borrowing the “K” from her grandmother’s name, Kathleen. However, neither “Kathleen” nor “K” is part of her legal name.

21. Only Alan Rickman, the actor who played Professor Snape, knew his character’s fate before the release of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” because Rowling told him.

20. Rowling said the inspiration for the name of Harry’s school in the books, “Hogwarts,” may have unconsciously come from the name of a plant she saw in the Kew Gardens in New York City.

19. Rupert Grint dressed up like his female drama teacher and rapped about Ron Weasley for his audition tape. His rap began, “Hello, my name is Rupert Grint, I hope you don’t think I stink.”

18. Contrary to popular belief, the ‘t’ at the end of Voldemort is silent. The name comes from the French words meaning “flight of death.”

17. J.K. Rowling slightly based 11-year-old Hermione on herself at the same age. She even made Hermione’s patronus her favorite animal, an otter.

16. An outbreak of lice occurred among the children cast members during the filming of “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.”

15. Tom Felton auditioned for the roles of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, but was chosen to play Draco Malfoy instead.

14. The idea for Sirius Black’s tattoos came from those used in Russian prison gangs. The markings identify the person as someone to be feared and respected.

13. Robbie Coltrane, the actor who played Hagrid in the films, has gotten a mini-fan and a fruit bat stuck in his famous, shaggy beard.

12. Dementors, the deadly phantoms that guard Azkaban Prison, represent depression and were based on Rowling’s struggle with the disease.

11. Over 400 million Harry Potter books in 67 languages have been sold worldwide as of 2008.

10. J.K. Rowling is the first person to become a billionaire (U.S. dollars) by writing books.

9. During the filming of the kissing scene between the horcrux versions of Harry and Hermione in the final film, Rupert Grint was removed from the set for laughing too much.

8. While filming “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,” Tom Felton’s Hogwarts robes had their pockets sewn shut because he kept trying to sneak food onto the set.

7. One of the flying cars used in “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” was stolen off the set. It was discovered seven months later when an anonymous caller informed police of its whereabouts.

6. M.O. McGonagall is listed on one of the Quidditch trophies in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Could Professor McGonagall have been a renowned Quidditch player back in the day? It would certainly explain her enthusiasm for the sport.

5. People had trouble pronouncing Hermione’s name, so Rowling had her sound it out for Viktor Krum in “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.”

4. Forty versions of Salazar Slytherin’s infamous locket had to be created to accommodate Harry and Ron’s failed attempts to destroy it during filming.

3. When “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” was released in Great Britain, the publisher asked stores not to sell the book until schools were closed for the day to prevent truancy.

2. In order to become acquainted with the films’ three main stars, director Alfonso Cuaron had each of them write an essay about their characters. True to their characters, Emma Watson wrote a 16-page essay, Daniel Radcliffe wrote a simple, one-page paper, and Rupert Grint never even turned his in.

1. The least successful Harry Potter film, “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,” made $90 million more than the most successful Twilight movie.

If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you live and breathe Harry Potter, copy & paste this to your profile.

Edward Cullen is not a vampire, he lives in a forest, doesn't eat people, and sparkles in the sunlight-he is obviously a fairy!

Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So, Harry Potter > Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.

Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff.(Why would I do that?)

Slytherins...will push someone else off.(maybe...*cought*yes*cought*)

Hufflepuffs...will call five hundred others and build a staircase.(work?No, thanks)

Ravenclaws...will get hold of a flying carpet.(That are against law!Where the heck did they get one?I want one too)

20 things that Harry Potter has taught me ...

1 Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that there is a reason behind madness.

2 Argus Filtch taught me that even the most bitter people are capable of love.

3 Rodolphus Lestrange taught me that there are just some really horrible people in the world.

4 Pansy Parkinson taught me that it is alright to need someone to pick up the pieces when things fall apart.

5 Petunia Dursley taught me that everyone needs to be encouraged and complemented from time to time.

6 Dolores Umbridge taught me that sometimes it is better to live in innocence.

7 Lucius Malfoy taught me that even if people are dead, you should still do good to their memory.

8 Arabella Figg taught me that running away from problems never solves anything.

9 Percy Weasley taught me that blood is thicker than pride.

10 Narcissa Malfoy taught me that people will do anything for the person they love.

11 Minerva McGonagall taught me that even the cleverest of people make the stupidest mistakes.

12 Rita Skeeter taught me that humiliation hurts, but that revenge is just as bad.

13 Regulus Black taught me that you shouldn't always listen to everything you parents say.

14 Mundungus Fletcher taught me that some people will never be credited for their brilliant deeds of love.

15 Fenrir Greyback taught me that some people shouldn't be pitied.

16 Lavender Brown taught me that some people are more fragile than they appear.

17 Andromeda Tonks taught me that it is alright to wallow when things go wrong. But that you have to build your strength from your experiences.

18 Poppy Pomfrey taught me that it is always the quiet ones.

19 Gilderoy Lockhart taught me that being famous isn't everything.

20 Harry Potter taught me to never judge a book by its cover.

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others

I promise to remember ZOE

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO

wherever I may go...

Gods Pledge

I promise to remember Ares

Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena

Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!

I promise to remember Rick Riorden

for making these awesome characters!!!

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*


Most Girls Want A Guy Who Will Take Them Expensive Places and Take Them On Moonlight Walks.

I Want A Guy Who Will Fall Into Tartarus With Me.


The PJO fandom must answer the call,
To squealing and fan girling the world must fall.
An obsession to keep, with a final breath.
We will love these books, until our death.


Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.


If your a Demigod copy this into your profile


The Narnia pledge:
I promise to remember Peter
whenever I see the the phrase 'high king'
I promise to remember Susan
when I see an arrow fitted in a bow-string
I promise not to eat Turkish Delight
because of Edmund and the White Witch
I promise to think of Lucy
when worlds I suddenly switch
I promise to remember Aslan
should I see a lion at the zoo
I promise to remember Tumnus
when I'm sitting down to afternoon tea
I promise to stick up for Eustace
when a reader hasn't yet finished reading about his adventure at sea
I promise to remember Jill
whenever a bully makes me cry.
I promise to knock on the back of every wardrobe I see
and, when they don't take me anywhere, to sigh.
I promise to think of Caspian
when I don't get along with my family
and to recall Pattertwig when I see a squirrel assembly
I promise to think of Polly
when I want to try a ring on
I promise to think of Digory
whenever I hand my mum an apple, or somebody says, “Well done, son”
I promise to think of Aravis
whenever I see a movie with a girl in disguise.
I promise to think of Cor and Corin
whenever I see two brothers fighting like such total guys
I promise to think of Glimfeather
when I look at photographs of owls
I promise to remember Maugrim
whenever the wind howls
Yes, I promise to remember Narnia, where-ever I may go!

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.

The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain.

The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it

The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy and the girl who doesnt much care

The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.

The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom.

The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them

The girl who will snap you out of a "I just want to fit in" fog and show you who you really are.

I'm That Girl: who passes all the classes she hates and fails the ones she loves.

I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date.

I'm That Girl: who closes her locker door on her hand.

I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with.

I'm That Girl: whose friends are so important to her she considers them family

I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could.

I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it

I'm That Girl: who wears all black clothing and cracks up at everything you say.

I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up.

I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality.

I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.

I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl.

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

If you love Thalico (come on people they're not related on the god side of family! Percy says so in TLO! Percy & Annabeth are actually 2nd cousins, and they date! Why is it so disgusting?) copy & paste!

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You have multiple exes.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

6/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood. (they didn't do anything to you!)
You never get seasick. (never in my whole life!)
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

4/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

8/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

2/10

Athena

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

8/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10

HUNTTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets

You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals (Tiger, lepoards)
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

6/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

2/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

5/10


DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

HECATE

Being called 'crazy' is a compliment
You like magic
You like Harry Potter
You're bold
You hate when people think you're the bad guy
You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy
You couldn't care less about fashion
Teddy bears are lethal in your hands
You like being different from everybody else
You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous

7/10

Sooooo I'm a daughter of Hades or Athena(Hard, but I chose Hades) with a little bit of Hunter of Artemis and a little bit of daughter of Zeus and a little bit of daughter of Hecate.Sooooo my half-brother is Nico.Cool!


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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1.Percy

2.Thalia

3.Nico

4.Annabeth

5.Athena

6.Apollo

7.Hazel

8.Leo

9.Silena

10.Travis

11.Katie

12.Hades

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Apollo/Katie?NO!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Annabeth?I'm not lesbian.Ask Percy!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hades got Leo pregant?If you excuse me for a second I'll go to wash my brain.THAT ISN'T POSIBLE!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Silena?Yes

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Thalia and Apollo?Apollo is her HALF-BROTHER!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Athena/Silena or Athena/Travis?None.Why?Because.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

If Hazel walked in on Thalia and Hades making out."Um...Thalia?Nico is the other room...""WHat?Oh um...sorry Lord Hades?My mistake, bye!"

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Ten reasons why isn't healthy to prank Hades cabin.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Percy and Leo?I prefer to not know.

13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Percy/Apollo/Hades.

Warning:It imply a drunken Apollo and Percy who sings Boyfriend by Justin Biber and appear random in Underworld and annoy the crap out of Hades.

"(1) and (7)"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5). (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (4).

Percy and Hazel "are in a happy relationship until Silena runs off with Hazel. Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Katie and a brief unhappy affair with Apollo, then follows the wise advice of Athena and finds true love with Annabeth.

The end is normal thanks Gods!Rest*facepalm*

What title would you give this fic?

The best fanfic to be told at a Night of horror stories

15. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Katie and Leo.I think Connor planned this to make Travis jealous.

16. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Thalia?Bad!She's my favorite character.

17. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Silena and Nico?Let's see...Silena conforts Nico after Bianca's death...right?I think:Awww

18. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Travis?

I'm so not gonna give you the picture with you and Katie kissing.Now get the fuck out!

19. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Percy isn't emo!

20. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Thalia and Katie?I'd probabily really like to go to school.

21. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

Hazel and Hades?"You'll always be my daughter."

Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief

22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian

23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO book

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (My Tay-Tay!Hm...possible, maybe a legacy of Aphrodite too)

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares.

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (I do!I swear I have just my mother think I am crazy so now I claim I'm like Frank who doesn't have either)

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies (I read PJO and HOO series on internet because books aren't published in Romania!Sometimes I really hate my country*sigh*)

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the tough school bullies, children of Ares. The girly popular ones are obviously Aphrodite.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.(OH HELL NO!)

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Mark of Athena

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of help and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(THE MOVIE WAS IN A ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly love thunderstorms with lightening.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.(My dog is male,but I do that and he answered)

You're stuck when figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NICO WILL NEVER TURN EVIL! OVER MY DEAD BODY!)

Make all of your friends read all the PJO before you do anything with them.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although I don't have a golden drachma)

You give friends and youself a godly parent.

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a teenage, dark haired, green-eyed boy.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (happily, if I might add)

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (and now laughing because of this one, it's so true)

You own every single book (no*cry cry cry*just pdf variant!)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod (and so does anyone else who knows what they're talking about)

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr.

If someone annoys you, you scoff and say, "Mortals"

When you see the word, "RED" you think of Rachel Elizabeth Dare.

You took the time to read this list.

You've tried to send an Iris message.

You are disgusted at how Disney portrayed Hades in the movie "Hercules".(That movie was a disaster!But I have to admit, it has it's funny parts)

You almost fainting when you realized that Annabeth didn't have blond hair in the movie.

When you found out that Thor was a demigod, you immediately watched the movie and read the comics.

Rick Riordan is your idol.

You are teaching yourself Greek.

If your parents (or anyone else) annoy you, you curse in Greek or call them a vlaccas (idiot).

You are devastated that there are only 5 books in the series.

You've had dreams about PJO or HOO characters.

You wish there was a PJO series on TV.

You almost (or did) cried when Bianca died. And also when Nico reminded Percy of his promise.

You squealed or "aawed" out loud when Annabeth kissed Percy at Mt. Saint Helens.

You hate it when fanfictions mess up or when they pair people together that should NOT be together! (Hey freedom of shipping, but Percy/Hera is already TOO much)

You draw pictures of all the characters.

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of (The Lightning Theif) told the truth, and the PJO series is real. (It DID tell the truth, PJO IS REAL!!!)


Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world . . . people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper. (OR but only if the pen is Riptide.)

Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper."

He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies.

People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

... Michael Yew, who knew that his plan would kill him, but said it anyways

...All people who die in Battle of the Labyrinth

...Everyone else (except Kronos) who died in the 2nd Titan War

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(What is wrong with gays?They chose how live so respect their decisions.)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.(Whoa who made that stereotype never met me)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm OKLAHOMAN so I MUST ride a horse and live on a farm.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a SOFTBALL PLAYER so I MUST be ugly.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(I'm not afraid of blood.That's what I meant.)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Gross. JUST GROSS)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID(Do you ever heard of Annabeth Chase?)

I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES

I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE

I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.

I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS

I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS

I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL.

I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT

I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER.

I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL

I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.

I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports

I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION

I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID

I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL

I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN

I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION

I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE(I have Fanfiction.I have more life losers!)

I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS

I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.

I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR

I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER

I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR

I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL

I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO

I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'

I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me.

I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS

I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET

I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT

I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION

I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY

I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN

I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH (I don't)

I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM

I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE

I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT

I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

. . . Now go read the third word in each line;)

I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
-OMG! THE RAIN'S WET!
-I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!
-ADOSH: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing.
-I'm a dinosaur, so, like, rawr and stuff.
-God made men first, then he had a better idea!
-Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...
-I reject your reality and substitute my own.
-Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.
-I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.
-I'm cute...now give me my cookies.
-Boys in books are just...Better!
-It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
-You couldn't handle me...even in your wildest dreams.
-ADHD writer: Once upon a -- no...There was once a -- no...THE END! >.
-You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.
-I have nothing against God, it's his fan club I can't stand!
-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
-I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.
-I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.
-Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

You know you live in 2012 when...

1) You accidentally entered your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason you're not keeping in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or MySpace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read the list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this, you're thinking about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were to busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity!

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did.

COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste this to your profile

copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think Logan Lerman (Percy Jackson) is hot.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book.

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

Found these on that bad idea T-shirt site. These are the funny child-friendly ones.

MEPHOBIA: Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can’t handle it, and everyone dies.

OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF. sometimes i need expert advice

THINK I’M SARCASTIC? watch me pretend to care!

I’M NOT INSULTING YOU. i’m describing you.

SARCASM. the bodies natural defense against stupidity

COMMON SENSE IS SO RARE THESE DAYS. IT SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A SUPERPOWER

I’M NOT ANTI-SOCIAL i’m anti-stupid

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF unless you can be a UNICORN then always be a unicorn

BE YOURSELF ...unless you suck

DON’T HIT KIDS. No. Seriously. They have guns now

Sarcastic comment ...loading... please wait - It was funnier on the t-shirt... :\

I HATE BEING BIPOLAR It’s awesome!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

you can’t fix STUPID not even with DUCT TAPE

Sorry. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

OF COURSE I TALK LIKE AN IDIOT. how else could you understand me?

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you knew.

If people could read my mind... I’d get punched in the face a lot...

The voices are back. EXCELLENT.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

IF YOU CHOKE A SMURF what colour does he turn?

I see dumb people

Sarcasm is just one more free service we offer

Sometimes I wonder. “why is that FRISBEE getting BIGGER?”

Then it hits me.

Real bear hugs are often fatal

I’M NOT SHORT I’M FUN SIZE!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Yet despite the look on my face... your still talking.

If at first you DON’T SUCCEED then maybe you JUST SUCK.

I’m already visualizing you with DUCT TAPE over your mouth.

I’m MULTI-TALENTED I can talk and annoy you at the same time

An APPLE a day will keep ANYONE away if thrown hard enough.

I’m not saying YOU’RE STUPID I’m just saying you’ve got BAD LUCK when it comes to thinking.

Unless your name is GOOGLE stop acting like you know everything.

Photoshop. Helping the ugly since 1988

I’d love to explain it to you, but i don’t have any CRAYONS

ORGANIZED PEOPLE are just too lazy to LOOK FOR THINGS

if you say GULLIBLE slowly it sounds like ORANGES

I like you but if ZOMBIES CHASE US I’m tripping you

It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.

I’m actually not funny, I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.

I’M NOT WEIRD I’m limited edition!

- If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."

"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

"Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Dear Voldemort, So they screwed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada

"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

"Diamonds are like girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain" - Unknown

"Sometimes you just really have to punch someone, you know?"- Unknown

"Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door"-Unknown

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

The Glass

the optimist-"It is half full"

the pessimist-"It is half empty"

awesomest-"I already drank it"

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I swear to officer, I'm not god mr.drunk!

I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

Crazy and proud:

Have you seen my sanity? I'm afraid I've lost it! Jk! I never had any!

There are times I question your sanity. You can't. Why? I don't have any!

I think you might have crossed the line between Genius and Insane. Please! I never crossed it! I was born on this side!

You just crossed the line! Oh please! I just went around it! You know it isn't very big.

I think you have lost your sanity. WHAT SANITY?

You are a crazy person! No! I'm YOUR crazy person!

Are you sane? What is sane?As far as I know there is Crazy and Crazier!

Do you know the differences between you and me? Of course! You are boring, your life is pointless and unexciting. You have no imagination and you never think outside the box or take risks! I am interesting. My life is full of joy and laughter. I have an imagination, always think outside the box, and always take risks! No. I am sane and you are not. MY POINT EXACTLY!!!!

Question: Do you know who I am?
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

You: OMG did you just fall?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face!

I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Tell me ... is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

You sound better with your mouth closed.

You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then it must be none of your business.

“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

Ice cream is my favorite desert!So light part.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Ask specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!

INSANITY ROCX!

Sometimes, I sit and wonder what everything would be like if my life was the Percy Jackson series. Crazy, adventurous, love-filled, and exciting. Then I look at my real life and go "Wow, you really have a crappy, boring life."

Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll always picture Haymitch

Whenever someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

Yes, I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire, too

And Mockingjay

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

The Kane Chronicles Pledge

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis

When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid,The Throne of Fire and The Serpent's Shadow,

I'll always remember this song.

95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

Copy/paste this in your profle if you're surprised that Aphrodite has not cursed the people who write the stories that do something horriblle to Percabeth!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!"

92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up, but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm Not Afraid' saving the world.

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(I do it and I'm still traumatized)

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors(How in name of Stynx did you guess that?)

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.(except for summer)

TOTAL:15.(Why am I not surprized?I'm a girl I swear on Stynx!)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

Cats are better than dogs.

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.(Yeah I like cheerleading.Got a problem with that?)

You hate wearing the color black

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.(That's a joke right?)

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne

You love the movies

Used to play with dolls as little kid(I made them to fight)

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL:9(I should be worried...?)

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.(like everybody?)
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
You go to a prep/private school (or anyplace where you have to pay a tuition.)
Total : 1

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/satanist/agnostic.
Total : 2

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.(Well if they are act like selfish brats)
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
You use a hairbrush, stick, etc. and use it as a microphone and rock out to punk rock.
Total : 3

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 4

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily.(95%)
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.( Well who likes to be called emo?)
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.(That means I'm emo???O_o)
You have written a sad poem(I had a fight with my BFF and I was angry)
You think emo chicks/guys are hot.
Total : 4(Scaryyyyyy)

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot(Don't go all 'It's so un-lady like for a girl to swear')
You have free styled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic!
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance (ALL MUSIC)
Hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 1

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 3

WEIRD

You enjoy sniffing cheese. (I enjoy sniffing everything. *Sniffs a pair of socks*)

Knee-high/colorful socks are the only socks you wear.(when it's winter)

You are constantly called weird.

You blurt out random things.

You slap random people for the fun of it.

You write on your hand.

You drew on your shoes.

You text your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend. (You know, I probably would, except for the fact that none of my friends have a boyfriend.)

You text your best friends ex.(none of them have an ex)

You don't care if people mock you.

You wear fuzzy boots in the middle of summer.

Total:8

Weirdo FTW!

America
You love hamburgers

You think you're awesome
You love to invent things
You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
You can seem to be very brash to other people
You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
You're terrified of ghosts
You know aliens exist
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
You wear glasses
(4/10)

England
You like tea
You were quite tough as a kid
You're very sarcastic and cynical
Your cooking is awful
You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
...But you refuse to believe in aliens
You have tried doing black magic before
You get drunk quite easily
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
You're good at embroidery
(4/10)

France
You're very affectionate
You think you have a great fashion sense
You like wine
You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
You love red roses
When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
You're very proud of yourself
You love culture and the arts
You're very flamboyant
You say you're a gourmet
(5/10)

Russia
You had a very sad childhood
You're very tall
You have a tendency to switch between personalities
You wear a scarf all the time
You love sunflowers
You love vodka
You can seem intimidating to other people
You're very strong
You have a big nose
You have a strange laugh that can scare people
(3/10)

China
You're very mature
You're very superstitious
You're very religious
You love pandas
You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
You love Hello Kitty
You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously
You work hard
You're good at drawing
You like sweets
(1/10)

North Italy
You were bullied a lot in your childhood
You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit
You're very happy-go-lucky
You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
You're a good artist
You can be clumsy at times
You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
You would surrender in a war situation
(5/10)

Germany
You're very stoic and serious
Sausages are your favorite foods
You like to walk dogs/your dog
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case
You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
You work very hard
Your alone time is your 'happy time'
You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
You've had issues with money once or twice
(1/10)

Japan
You're very mature
You think everything over before saying it
You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
You isolated yourself during childhood
You became very successful in a short amount of time
You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
You can seem cold/aloof to other people
You're good at practical tasks
You need time to adjust to new people
You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person
(1/10)

Austria
You are very well-raised
You're polite
You love classical music(Kill me FOR THAT!Piano and violin are awesome!Like Vivaldi and Chopin!)
You like cake
You have a mole on your face
You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
You've composed music before
You tend to call people 'morons'
You wear glasses
(5/10)

Canada
You're often ignored by people
You look younger than you actually are
You love hockey
You love polar bears
You hate fighting
You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
You often get mistaken for someone else
You feel under-appreciated
You're bilingual
You always carry a bear with you
(3/10)

Cuba
You smoke
You're very physically strong
You've won a lot of fist-fights
In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other
You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
You like hot weather
You can be very friendly from time to time
You look very tough on the outside
You make a very nice role-model
You don't let people get a word in edgeways
(2/10)

Hungary
You have a potty-mouth
You like to wear flowers in your hair
You used to be a very tough kid
You're very reliable It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
You're very faithful
Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it
(2/10)

Lithuania
You're very loyal
You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
You're very serious
You have a lot of patience
You think too much about philosophical stuff
You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
You're not very confident
You were quite rebellious as a child
People tend to walk all over you
You're a born worrier
(1/10)

Poland
You love the color pink
You have a friend that you always walk all over
No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix
You act before you think
You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with
….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them
You are able to talk like the opposite gender
You talk with words such as "like" and "totally"
You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate
You love ponies
(5/10)

Spain
You love tomatoes
You're a bright thinker
You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere
You kinda insensitive
You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans
You're scary when you're angry
You're passionate
You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much
People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol
You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time
(4/10)

South Italy
You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with
…but you kinda rely on them anyway
You're friendly to girls(I'm a girl)
…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys(All guys I know are dogs!(no offense to the awesome animal named dog))
You act strong but actually, you're a wimp
On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling
You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying
You love your family, but you just don't show it
You're truthful to yourself, in some cases
You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits
(5/10)

Prussia
You have a younger sibling that you always count on
You're slightly aggressive
You think you're totally awesome
You have a pet bird
You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers
You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it
Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane
You tend to pick on some people
You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what
You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find
(3/10)

Switzerland
You stay neutral in thing no matter what
You are reclusive
You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to
You work hard on things until they're done
You can't get along friendly with other people
But, you're kind towards siblings
You're actually quite strong
You have a lot of money
You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring
You had a hard past
(5/10)

Korea
You care a lot about your family
You love watching movies, and creating things
You're stronger than you seem
You're a Going-My-Way person
You love kimchi
You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking
You tend to piss off your elders
You like to claim things as yours
You love games and Internet
You're slightly perverted
(3,5/10)

Finland
You love Christmas and Santa
You're honest and quiet
You are good at high-tech machinery
You like coming up with weird things
You sense of taste is bad, as people say
You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you
You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse
You love saunas
You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well
For some reason, you have weird naming skills
(2/10)

Sweden
You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet
You're honest, serious, and love debates
You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it
People think you're scary
You're clever with your hands
You make weapons with things that people don't imagine(You don't have any idea what I can do with a toothpick)
You're clumsy with human relationships
You tend to go against stronger people
You give up pretty quick
In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring
(5/10)

Sooo France,North Italiy,South Italiy,Poland,Schwizerland and Sweden...WHAT THE HELL?!I'm Romanian and proud of it!

That's part is writted by me.

Romania

You belive in supernatural.

You are revengeful.

You are impatient.

You love fun and divertisment.

You are passionate.

You are cunning.

You are loyal to your familly and friends, but deadly to your enemies

You are happy and optimistic

At surface you are a happy and silly,inside smart and profoundly.

"Rules are made to be break"

10/10

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mommy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this

Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss

And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mommy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mommy I wanted to live

But Mommy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mommy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you Mommy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Lady Gaga taught me it’s ok to be different.

Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.

Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.

Music taught me how to live.

BUT

Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week!

This Is A Christmas Song About Percy Jackson

Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,

Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,

Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,

What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

a horse and eagle fight,

a thunder bolt by my side,

the eagle got hit and sank,

some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank,

as he foiled Zeus' plot,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.

Crhistmas Song For Harry Potter

You'd better watch out

You're going to die

Better bow down

I'm telling you why.

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN!

He's killing the Squibs

Its taking their lives

Avada Kadarva

No need for a knife

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN!

He knows you're in the order

And he will make you pay

If you're a Mudblood, better run

Cuz you know death is today

With little Wormtail

And Snapey-poo

Lucius, Barty

And Bellatrix too

VOLDEMORT IS COMEING TO TOWN!

Go to Hades!"
"Already there," - Sisyphus and Nico Di Angelo

"Family spat! You turned me into a dandelion!" - Nico Di Angelo

You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said
"That's not what I meant."
— Thalia Grace and Percy Jackson

"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo

"You named him Festus? You know in Latin, 'festus' means 'happy'? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"- Jason Grace

"Gaea?" Leo shook his head."Isn't that mother nature? She's supposed to have,like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and deer and rabbits doing her laundry? "Leo that's Snow White."

"'It's him,' I said. 'Typhon.'
I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!'"- Percy Jackson

Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.

"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."

"Which one is me?" I asked.

"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.

"Oh, shut up."

Mr. D, wearing his leopard-skin jogging suit and rummaging through the refrigerator. He looked up lazily. "Do you mind?" Where's Chiron?" I shouted. How rude." Mr. D took a swig from a jug of grape juice. "Is that how you say hello?" Hello," I amended. "We're about to die! Where's Chiron?"

"Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"

"Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see"

"Hey, can I see that sword you were using?"

I showed him Riptide, and explained how it turned from a pen into a sword just by uncapping it.

"Cool! Does it ever run out of ink?"

"Um, well, I don't actually write with it."

"Are you really the son of Poseidon?"

"Well, yeah."

"Can you surf really well, then?"

I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.

"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."

He went on asking questions.

Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.)

If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.)

Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)

"It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-"

"You invented the internet?"

It was my idea, Martha said.

Rats are delicious, George said.

"It as my idea!" Hermes said. "I mean the internet, not the rat. But that's not the point."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."

Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.

Annabeth: Was it hard?

"She said to tell Percy: 'Remember the rivers.' And, um, something about staying away from her daughter.

I'm not sure whose face was redder: Annabeth's or mine.

I pulled her up and we lay trembling on the pavement. I didn't realize we had our arms around each other until she suddenly tensed.
"Um, thanks," She muttered.
" I tried to say Don't mention it, but it came out as "Uh duh."

"Think positive. Tomorrow you're off to camp! After orientation, you've got your date-"
"It's not a date!" I protested. "It's just Annabeth, Mom. Jeez!"
"She's coming all the way from camp to meet you."
"Well, yeah."
"You're going to the movies."
"Yeah."
"Just the two of you."
"Mom!"
She held up her hands in surrender, but I could tell she was trying hard not to smile.

Annabeth stood in the back of the room, rifling through old scrolls.
"Knock, knock?" I said.
She turned with a start. "Oh...hi. Didn't hear you."
"You okay?"'
She frowned at the scroll in her hands. "Just trying to do some research. Daedalus's Labyrinth is so huge. none of the stories agree about anything. The maps just lead from nowhere to nowhere."
I thought about what Quintus had said, how the maze tries to distract you. I wondered if Annabeth knew that already.
"We'll figure it out," I promised.
Her hair had come loose and was hanging in a tangled blond curtain around her face. Her gray eyes looked almost black.
"I've wanted to lead a quest since I was seven," she said.
"You're going to do awesome."
She looked at me gratefully, but then stared down at all the books and scrolls she'd pulled from the shelved. "I'm worried, Percy. Maybe I shouldn't have asked you to do this. Or Tyson or Grover."
"Hey, we're your friends. We wouldn't miss it."
"But..." She stopped herself.
"What is it?" I asked. "The prophecy?"
"I'm sure it's fine," she said in a small voice.
"What was the last line?"
Then she did something that really surprised me. She blinked back tears and put out her arms.
I stepped forward and hugged her. Butterflies started turning my stomach into a mosh pit.
"Hey, it's...it's okay." I patted her back.
I was aware of everything in the room. I felt like I could read the tiniest print on any book on the shelves. Annabeth's hair smelled like lemon soap. She was shivering.
"Chiron might be right," she muttered. "I'm breaking the rules. But I don't know what else to do. I need you three. It just feels right."
"Then don't worry about it," I managed. "We've had plenty of problems before, and we solved them."
"This is different. I don't want anything happening to...any of you."
Behind me, somebody cleared his throat.
It was one of Annabeth's half-brothers, Malcolm. His face was bright red. "Um, sorry," he said. "Archery practice is starting, Annabeth. Chiron said to come find you."
I stepped away from Annabeth. "We were just looking at maps," I said stupidly.
Malcolm stared at me. "Okay."
"Tell Chiron I'll be right there," Annabeth said, and Malcolm left in a hurry.
"Annabeth rubbed her eyes. "You go ahead, Percy. I'd better get ready for archery."
I nodded, feeling more confused than I ever had in my life. I wanted to run from the cabin...but then again I didn't.

"Put your cap back on," I said. "Get out!"
"What?" Annabeth shrieked. "No! I'm not leaving you."
"I've got a plan. I'll distract them. you can use the metal spider-maybe it'll lead you back to Hephaestus. You have to tell him what's going on."
"But you'll be killed!"
"I'll be fine. Besides, we've got no choice."
Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.
"Be careful, Seaweed Brain." She put on her hat an vanished.
I probably would've sat there for the rest of the day, staring at the lava and trying to remember what my name was, but the sea demons jarred me back to reality.

I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym.
"Well?" Annabeth said.
"Um, who should I ask?"(Wow his head really is full of seaweed)
She punched me in the gut. "Me, Seaweed Brain."(Oh, so now she likes him)
"Oh. Oh, right."

When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth. Then like this television actress I used to have a crush on in fifth grade. Then...well, you get the idea.
"Ah, there you are, Percy," the goddess said. "I am Aphrodite."
I slipped into the seat across from her and said something like, "Um uh gah."
She smiled. "Aren't you sweet. Hold this, please."
She handed me a polished mirror the size of a dinner plate and had me hold it up for her. she leaned forward and dabbed at her lipstick, though I couldn't see anything wrong with it.
"Do you know why you're here?" she asked.
I wanted to respond. why couldn't I form a complete sentence. She was only a lady. A seriously beautiful lady. With eyes like pools of spring water...Whoa.
I pinched my own arm, hard.
"I...I don't know," I managed.
"Oh, dear," Aphrodite said. "Still in denial?"
Outside the car, I could hear Ares chuckling. I had a feeling he could hear every word we said. The idea of him being out there made me angry, and that helped clear my mind.
"I don't know what you're talking about," I said.
"Well then, why are you on this quest?"
"Artemis has been captured!"
Aphrodite rolled her eyes. "Oh, Artemis. Please. Talk about a hopeless case. I mean, if they were going to kidnap a goddess, she should be breathtakingly beautiful, don't you think? I pity the poor dears who have to imprison Artemis. Bo-ring!"
"But she was chasing a monster," I protested. "A really, really bad monster. We have to find it!"
Aphrodite made me hold the mirror a little higher. She seemed to have found a microscopic problem at the corner of her eye and dabbed at her mascara. "Always some monster. But my dear Percy, that is why the others are on this quest. I'm more interested in you."
My heart pounded. I didn't want to answer, but her eyes drew an answer right out of my mouth. "Annabeth is in trouble."
Aphrodite beamed. "Exactly!
"I have to help her," I said. "I've been having these dreams."
"Ah, you even dream about her! That's so cute!"
"No! I mean...that's not what I meant."
She made a tsk-tsk sound. "Percy, I'm on your side. I'm the reason you're here, after all."
I stared at her. "What?"
"The poisoned T-shirt the Stoll brothers gave Pheobe," she said. "Did you think that was an accident? Sending Blackjack to find you? Helping you sneak out of camp?"
"You did that?"
"Of course! Because really, how boring these Hunters are! A quest for some monster, blah blah blah. Saving Artemis. Let her stay lost, I say. But a quest for true love-"
"Wait a second, I never said-"
"Oh, my dear. You didn't need to say it. You do know Annabeth was close to joining the Hunters, don't you?"
I blushed. "I wasn't sure-"
"She was about to throw her life away! And you my dear, you can save her from that. It's so romantic!"
"Uh..."
"Oh, put the mirror down," Aphrodite ordered. "I look fine."
I hadn't realized I was still holding it, but as soon as I put it down, I noticed my arms were sore.
"Now listen up, Percy," Aphrodite said. "The hunters are your enemies. Forget them and Artemis and the monster. That's not important. You just concentrate on finding and saving Annabeth."
"Do you know where she is?"
Aphrodite waved her hand irritably. "No, no. I leave the details to you. But it's been ages since we've had a good tragic love story."
"Whoa, first of all, I never said anything about love. and second, what's up with tragic?"
"Love conquers all, " Aphrodite promised.. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"
"Pfft. That's not the point. follow your heart."
"But...I don't know where it's going. My heart, I mean."

I tried not to drool in my sleep, since Annabeth was sitting right next to me.

"Are you kidding?" she looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red.
"What's the problem now?" I demanded.
"Me, go with you to the...the 'Thrill Ride of Love'? how embarrassing is that? What if somebody saw me?"
"Who's going to see you?" But my face was burning now, too. Leave it to a girl to make everything complicated. "Fine," I told her. "I'll do it myself." But when I started down the side of the pool, she followed me, muttering about how boys always messed things up.

"So if the gods fight," I said, "will things line up the way they did with the Trojan War? will it be Athena versus Poseidon?"
She put her head against the backpack Ares had given us, and closed her eyes. "I don't know what my mom will do. I just know I'll fight next to you."
"Why?"
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. any more stupid questions?
I couldn't think of a n answer for that. Fortunately, I didn't have to. Annabeth was asleep.

"Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.
"It only works on wild animals."
"So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned.

"If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head," I said, "I'd pick you."

I just blurted it out—to give her confidence, I guess—but immediately I realized it sounded pretty stupid.

"Awww. . ." Silena sniffled and wiped her eyes. "Percy, that is so sweet!"

Annabeth blushed. "Shut up, Silena. Hand me your dagger."

I was afraid Annabeth was going to stab me with it.

But Annabeth just smiled and put us in jail. As she was heading back to the front line, she turned and winked. "See you at the fireworks?"

She didn't even wait for my answer before darting off into the woods.

I looked at Beckendorf. "Did she just... ask me out?"

He shrugged, completely disgusted. "Who knows with girls? Give me a haywire dragon, any day."

"We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. Once, I lost my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.
"Sorry," she murrmured.
"S'okay," I grunted, though I'd never really wanted to know what Annabeth's sneaker tasted like." -The Sea Of Monsters

"Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?" - Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief

"Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck." - Percy Jackson The Battle Of The Labyrinth

I'll have a che

Save the whales, collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film. - (Ok I'm just insulting myself there... )

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I'm just an Annabeth questing for her Percy.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing things that other say we cannot.

There's Nothing Wrong With Arguing With Yourself. Its When You Argue With Yourself And LOSE When Its Weird
You Know Its Gonna Be A Bad Day When You Fall Out Of Bed And Miss The Floor
I've Got ADHD And Magic Markers. Oh The Fun I Will Have!
I'm Not Paranoid... WHICH OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
The Surest Sign Of Intelligent Life Out There Is That None Of Them Has Ever Tried To Contact Us
Why Is It Necessary To Nail Down The Lid Of A Coffin?

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" (or would be the one who tripped you, laughed, helped you up, tripped you again, and continued to laugh)

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Would've already killed the person who made you cry

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs, while looking back and yelling, "RUN BOY,RUN!!!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Will teach me how to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will go to the concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Will hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason there after me.

FRIENDS: Will let me make a fool of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: Are making a fool of themselves next to me.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!
You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Forks, I say Camp HB!

I read Twilight,but is a a shit in comparaton with PJO.

When Drowning…

Mortal: LIFEGUARD!

PJO fan: PERCY!

HP fan: “Eats Gillyweed”

When rain suddenly come…

Mortal: Damn it!

PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!

HP fan: Accio umbrella!

Exclaiming…

Mortal: Oh My god!

PJO fans: Di Immortales!

HP fan: Merlin’s pants!

When angry…

Mortal: Shut up!

PJO:

Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!

Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!

Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!

Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!

Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!

Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar!

Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!

Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!

Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!

Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.

Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE

1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting?
3. Since when does Yancy have a pool?
4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned.
5. Why's Grover black? (no racism)
6. Why's it high school?
7. Where's Nancy Bobofit?
8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher?
9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher?
10. Don't they start the book at the field trip?
11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that?
12. When is Grover such a perv?
13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid?
14. Why does he have crutches?
15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it.
16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide.
17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap
18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust.
19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back.
20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr.
21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam.
22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover.
23. What happened to the Fates?
24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day?
25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet
26. When the heck did Percy turn 17?
27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*)
28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"?
29. What about Montauk?
30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk?
31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk.
32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt.
33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover?
34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out?
35. Why does Percy still have Riptide?
36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree.
37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp?
38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around?
39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out?
40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him?
41. What happened to Argus?
42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him?
43. What about nectar and ambrosia?
44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there.
45. What about Dionysus?
46. The Minotaur horn?
47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover.
48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp?
49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged?
50. Why's everyone older than they really should be?
51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins?
52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon?
53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin.
54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth.
55. What happened to Clarisse?
56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"?
57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner?
58. The sacrifices?
59. Magic goblets?
60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team.
61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids?
62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap?
63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth?
64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting?
65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites?
66. His pan pipes?
67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner?
68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy?
69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that?
70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)?
71. What happened to the Oracle?
72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest.
73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train.
74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag.
75. But first get attacked by a hellhound.
76. And since when do they go to Luke for help?
77. What happened to Thalia's pine?
78. Half Blood Hill?
79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride?
80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off?
81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy.
82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that?
83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel?
84. When did Luke give Percy a shield?
85. Or a map?
86. Persephone's Pearls?
87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus?
88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff.
89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned.
90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas?
91. Where'd that mortal come from?
92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op"
93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod?
94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned?
95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained?
96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone?
98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!!
99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos)
100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus?
101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office?
102. What about Gladiola the poodle?
103. That train ride?
104. Since when do they drive to a motel?
105. And Percy swims in a pool?
106. And they keep Medusa's head?
107. What about the Arch at St. Louis?
108. And the Chimera?
109. And the Echidna!
110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi?
111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway.
112. What about the Nereid?
113. And meeting Ares?
114. And going to the Waterland park?
115. And Aphrodite's scarf?
116. Hephaestus' trap!
117. And the Kindness International truck?
118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas?
119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things.
120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven.
121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN).
122. Or get attacked.
123. What happened to the cash cards?
124. And the taxi drive to the ocean?
125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid?
126. And REALLY getting the pearls there?
127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address?
128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign.
129. Where'd the DOA go?
130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there.
131. He doesn't burn some money.
132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas!
133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus.
134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt?
135. And has pet hellhounds?
136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief!
137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus.
138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus.
139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed.
140. And try to drag him into Tartarus.
141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls.
142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too.
143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt.
144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!)
145. Grover doesn't stay back.
146. Sally's supposed to stay back.
147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . )
148. It's supposed to show up in his pack.
149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE.
150. They don't go directly to Olympus.
151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares.
152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke.
153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere?
154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares.
155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares.
156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares.
157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies.
158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke?
159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes.
160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp.
161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane.
162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone.
163. He finds out his mom is back.
164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place.
165. Percy's supposed to go see her.
166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head.
167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge.
168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration.
169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds.
170. They're supposed to wear laurels.
171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth".
172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture".
173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU.
174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan.
175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks.
176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead.
177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion.
178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again.
179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron.
180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke.
181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad.
182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy.
183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe)
184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home.
185. Annabeth has blonde hair.
186. Curly blonde hair.
187. And grey eyes.
188. Percy has green eyes.
189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny.
190. And have curly brown hair.
191. And a goatee (oh, the pun).
192. And acne.
193. And wear a floppy rasta cap.
194. With fake feet.
195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!!
196. Where's her dagger?
197. Luke's scar?
198. And his quest?
199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows?
200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow?
201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon?
202. And fight a hydra? That's book two!
203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!!
204. Yo -where is the Iris Messaging??

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. (VERY, VERY Attractive!)

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

Boomerangs can cast spells.
It's possible to gamble moonlight.
Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.
Rainbows have power.

When women triumph over stupid males...

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?"

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

Post it for your MOM!!!!

What's your element?

Fire

You have a short temper
You often act on your emotions without thinking first
You are very competitive
You like to play with fire(don't ask)
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all
You prefer warm weather over cold weather
You often lose control over yourself
You can be quite reckless
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it
People have often called you insane

8/10

Water

You have a calm, laid-back personality
You like to go to the beach
You rarely get angry
When you do get angry, you know how to control it
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a great swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.

3/10

Earth

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

3/10

Air:

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.
You are independent.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

10/10

I have a question.If this is about elements where is Cheese?

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it -- us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong. We’ll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood I’m in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.

(If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.)

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have friends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'?

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!’ instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand I’m not sayin I wouldn't like it ether.

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'I love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance

Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

DON'T READ THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There were 3 girls

They were looking through people's MySpaces

The girl slowly came upon this one particular MySpace

It had creatures in the background, and the man looked like a phsycho

She started laughing with her friend on how ugly he was

Right then, an instant message came up

It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like myMySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What?? Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do. Especially to pretty girls like you. With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could.

Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living daylights out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy *beep* man just block him, he's a freaking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy *beep, you think he's watching us?

SatanStalker: I am. Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared.

Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs, trust me I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girl's friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead.

She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

No Means No

"Can we have sex right now?

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um...no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass...

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes...

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later...

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...

Girls, if this story touched/made you sad, put this on your profile under "No means no"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

IF A BOY SLEEP WITH A LOT OF GIRLS HE IS COOL

IF A GIRL SLEEP WITH A LOT OF BOYS SHE IS A BITCH.

Copy an paste this on your profil if you hate hypocrisy.

”To all you girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size 0, you’re the beautiful one, it’s society who’s ugly.” - Marilyn Monroe(That woman was amazing!She is one of my heroines)

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SASGITTARIUs-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet .5 years of bad luck if you do not repost

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. (I feel offended!I lie just if it's necessary!Or may I lie right now...?)16 years of bad luck if you do not repost

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

Favourite (insulting/funny) Quotes:

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.

I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.

I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?

You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.

People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world!

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.

Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…

I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.

I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… then I met you.

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever

Quotes

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
It's all a conspiracy. Babies come from robots.
Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you have imaginary friends from all your favorite books
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care
The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know when you say "No offense', you're actually saying, 'I'm going to diss you now...I hope you dont mind".
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you can ace any test without studying, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can say that you have dreamed about your favorite book, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend more time doodling in math rather than learning, copy and paste this into your profile

When someone knocks on your door... 10% say " who is it?" 64% look through the peep hole 25% open the door 1% crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer


" Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?" " Math."

Never go to bed angry... Stay awake and plot your revenge.


If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, you'll know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise


29 Reasons Why Girls Are The Best:
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

7 Ways to scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span)

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Screw fire and save matches!!

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

Copying from a single source is called cheating, copying from multiple source is called research.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.

- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.

- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

- People are like slinkies; basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

- Children in the dark make accidents. Accidents in the dark make children.

- Yeah, I'm a loser, but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

- Cute but psycho- things even out.

- Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. (especially on Monday)

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons?

- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

- When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

- I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

- Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.

- Why do people always say life is short. Life is the longest damn thing you can do.

- Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?

- Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

- I was uncool before uncool was cool.

- Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority- sarcasm: my anti-drug.

- I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone.

- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

- I live in my own little world- but it's okay, they know me there.

- Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and then there would have been peace on earth.

- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

- Don't call me emo, or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain. And then I'll die and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT.

- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks i call my friends.

- It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... you know. They're always telling you what to do and what not to do, and it's not conductive to a creative atmosphere!

- Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

- I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.

- How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

- There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.

- God made relatives. Thank god we can choose our friends.

- The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... so why learn in the first place?

- Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

- Life is a test- I didn't take very good notes

- I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework

- You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

- I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours

- If drama was vodka, my whole school would be wasted... except for me of course

- I intend to live forever... so far so good

- Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

- Embrace the inner rebel- don't sit up straight

- Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... oooh the possibilities

I used to be schizophrenic, but now we're okay

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Everyone has a wild side, me and my friends just prefer to make ours public.

A true friend is someone who will still ride in a car with you no matter how many times you almost killed them.

When women are depressed, they eat chocolate or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

-Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?

-Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

-You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

-Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

-So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

-I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

-I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

-When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

INSANITY TEST

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

X You have ran into a glass/screen door.

XYou have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

X You have run into a tree/bush.

X You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 6/6

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

X You just tried to lick your elbow.

X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. You just sang them to make sure.

X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

X You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5/5

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.(I don't seen it)

X You type with three fingers or less.

X You have accidentally caught something on fire.

X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

X You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 5/5

X You have fallen asleep in class.

X Sometimes you just stop thinking.

X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

People often shake their heads and walk away from you

X You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 4/5

X You use your fingers to do simple math.(Hey!Summer vacantion wash my brain)

You have eaten a bug accidentally...

X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4/5

X You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

X You break a lot of things.

X You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

X The word "um" is used often.

X You don't know what "um" means

X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 9/9

GRAND TOTAL:33

Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100

86%insane.WHAAAAT????I'M SURE I'M 99,9% INSANE!

MUSIC MOVIE: So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle. 3. Press play. 4. For every question, type the song that's playing. 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button. 6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Birth:Fashion - Lady Gaga(umm...)

First day at school: Ours - Taylor Swift (Um...why I think somebody is in love with school?NVM)

Falling in Love: Criminal - Brithney Spears(Well tragedy.I like a good tragedy)

Fight Song: Love Story - Taylor Swift (Ummm that can be a fight for love.Awww)

Breaking Up: I'm only me when I'm with you(Isn't my idea for a breaking up.)

Prom: Enchanted - Taylor Swift(That really work!In the end)

Life: Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day (Yes that is the truth.Sad but the truth)

Mental Breakdown: Wish You were here -Avril Lavigne (...)

Driving:Born this way - Lady Gaga (Born to drive...That isn't me!I'm sure when I'll have my test I will do a crash in parcking lot)

Flashback: Domino - Jessie J (Um...what I remember?")

Wedding: Safe and Sound - Taylor Swift (Um...wedding is after a war or something...?)

Birth Of Child: Haunted -Taylor Swift (Um...or the child die or his father die.)

INTERMISSION: Bloody Mary - Lady Gaga (O_O.I shouls be scared...?)

Final Battle: Mine - Taylor Swift (Ok that work if the person die)

Death Scene: Hot Right Now - DJ Fresh feat Rita Ora (WTF???)

Funeral:The Story of Us - Taylor Swift (Um it's okay.Another tragic love.Girl sing about her dead boyfriend.)

End Credits: Invisible - Taylor Swift (...)

I'm the only who notice a lot of people die here?

Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.

TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.

Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.

TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.

Normal people: Name their dog Fido.

TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.

Normal people: Say OMG!

TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)

Normal people: Are scared of snakes.

TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!

Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.

TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.

Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat

TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.

Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.

TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

TOP 8 REASONS WHY INSANITY IS AWESOME:
1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the street.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you've ever realized the you were talking to a complete stranger facing away from you when you thought it was someone you knew, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love anime and manga and ALL Japanese things copy this into your profile.

If your the kid of a god, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry

For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry

That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry

I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry

I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry

That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry

That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry

That I cared

I'm sorry

that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

The Maximum Ride Pledge.

I promise to remember Max

When someone has leadership skills

I promise to remember Angel

When I see something with gills

I promise to remember Fang

When someone doesn't talk a lot

I promise to remember Ari

When someone is forgot

I promise to remember Gazzy

When I see a giant bomb

I promise to remember Dr. Martinez

When I see a great mom

I promise to rememer Nudge

When someone talks to much

I promise to remember Jeb

When someone hates my guts

I promise to remember Iggy

When I see someone blind

I promise to remember Dylan

When I see a face I want to grind

I promise to remember Total

When I see a little dog

And I promise to remember The Flock

When I see birds through the fog

I promise to remember Maximum Ride

Where ever I go

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. Ifyou still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL

Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART

Calling me WEAK won't make you REAL

Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Can't stand me? Sit down.

Can't face me? Turn around.

Don't like my style? Well, I certainly don't like yours.

Don't know me? Don't judge me.

Think you know me? Well you have NO idea.

I'm me. Hate it? So cry me a river, build a bridge and WALK OVER IT.


Strange Phobias...

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing

Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air

Ambulophobia- Fear of walking

Anablephobia- Fear of looking up

Anemophobia- Fear of wind

Anthrophobia- Fear of flowers

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers

Aulophobia- Fear of flutes

Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern Lights

Barophobia- Fear of gravity

Basophobia- Fear of walking

Batophobia- Fear of being close to high buildings

Bibliophobia- Fear of books

Blennophobia- Fear of slime

Bogyphobia- Fear of the bogeyman

Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting

Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair

Chionophobia- Fear of snow

Chromatophobia- Fear of colors

Chronophobia- Fear of time

Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks

Cibophobia- Fear of food

Claustrophobia- Fear of small spaces

Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed

Cnidophobia- Fear of string

Deciophobia- Fear of making decisions

Dendrophobia- Fear of trees

Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body

Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of school

Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors

Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom

Eosophobia- Fear of daylight

Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge

Ergophobia- Fear of work

Ereuthophobia- Fear of the color red

Geliophobia- Fear of laughter

Geniophobia- Fear of chins

Genuphobia- Fear of knees

Geumaphobia- Fear of taste

Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge

Graphophobia- Fear of writing

Heliophobia- Fear of the sun

Helmintophobia- Fear of being infested with worms

Hemophobia- Fear of blood

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

Homichlophobia- Fear of fog

Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep

Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish

Ideophobia- Fear of ideas

Kainophobia- Fear of anything new

Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down

Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables

Leukophobia- Fear of the color white

Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body

Linonophobia- Fear of string

Logophobia- Fear of words

Melanophobia- Fear of the color black

Melophobia- Fear of music

Metrophobia- Fear of poetry

Mnemophobia- Fear of memories

Mottephobia- Fear of moths

Nebulaphobia- Fear of fog

Neophobia- Fear of anything new

Nephophobia- Fear of clouds

Nomatophobia- Fear of names

Octophobia- Fear of the number 8

Ommetaphobia- Fear of eyes

Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams

Ophthalmophobia- Fear of opening one’s eyes

Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish

Panophobia- Fear of everything

Papyrophobia- Fear of paper

Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th

Peladophobia- Fear of bald people

Phengophobia- Fear of daylight

Phobophobia- Fear of fear

Photophobia- Fear of light

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking

Pogonophobia- Fear of beards

Sciophobia- Fear of shadows

Scolionophobia- Fear of school

Selenophobia- Fear of the moon

Siderophobia- Fear of stars

Sitophobia- Fear of food

Sophophobia- Fear of learning

Stasibasiphobia- Fear of walking

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting

Trichopathophobia- Fear of hair

Triskadekaphobia- Fear of the number 13

Verbophobia- Fear of words

Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow


Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.


This has got to be one of the most clever brainteasers I've seen in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble. DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

Girl: your amazing Boy: why's that? Girl: because your the only thing that keeps me sane Boy: really because your the only thing that drives me crazy

Boy: who do you like girl: some guy that doesnt like me boy: well then he is missing out girl: who do you like? Boy: some girl who likes some guy whos missing out

Guys are horrible creatures They break our hearts And never bother to mend it But yet we love them so.

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (I wouldn't either!)

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile

VERY TRUE STORY AND LIFE LESSON*
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was
going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy.
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay.(He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't
there! He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The
teacher agreed and the little girl asked:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school,
she must not have one!
"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"

If FanFiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Let me told you something!

ON FACEBOOK YOU CAN: farm without going outside, cook without being in your kitchen, feed fish you don’t have & waste an entire day without having a life.

ON FANFICTION YOU CAN:waste a day living a thousand lifes, a thousand adventures , a thousand love stories, a thousand funny things, a thousand sad things, a thousand horror things and a thousand stories when you could live forgeting about reality.

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I kissed
April--I licked
May--I jumped on
June--I smelled
July--I did the Macarena With
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--a birdbath
2--a monster
3--a phone
4--a fork
5--a snowman
6--a gangster
7--my mobile phone
8--my dog
9--my best friends' boyfriend
10--my neighbor
11--my science teacher
12--a banana
13--a fireman
14--a stuffed animal
15--a goat
16--a pickle
17--your mom
18--a spoon
19-- - a smurf
20--a baseball bat
21--a ninja
22--Chuck Norris
23--a noodle
24--a squirrel
25--a football player
26--my sister
27--my brother
28--an ipod
29--a surfer
30--a llama
31--A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--because I'm cool like that
Black--because that's how I roll.
Pink--because I'm crazy.
Red--because the voices told me to.
Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--because I'm AWESOME!
Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--because I can..
Other--because I'm a Ninja!
None--because I can't control myself!

I smelled a spoon because I'm AWESOME.

Try it without looking at answers-

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. Summerspirit18

10. Barack Obama

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile

Ways to Annoy Your Parents

Please note: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! Please do not sue me when your parents hand out your punishment for using this.

1 - Follow them all the time

2 - Say "Muu" when they call you

3 - Pretend you got amnesia

4 - Keep walking backwards

5 - Run all over the house with a light bulb in your hand and saying "The Sun! It's dying!"

6 - Play thumb war with yourself and when you're parents ask what's going on, you say, "My right thumb is losing to my left thumb." Go back to your war and then say, "Lefty, you cheater!"

7 - Sing out loud while you run all over the house wearing only underwear

8 - Say that wearing clothes is against your religion

9 - Stay in front of them at four in the morning and with a big smile in the face say "Good morning, sunshine!"

10 - Run in circles

11 - Recite a whole movie. Three times.

12 - Pretend you're fighting yourself. Lose.

13 - Pull somebody's hair and scream "DNA!"

14 - Wear a T-Shirt that reads "I'm Retarded!"

15 - Wear jeans on your heads, a t-shirt on your waist and say it's a new fashion concept

16 - Try to find another way to drink something in a glass

17 - Glue your finger on your nose with Super Glue

18 - Talk to a pen

19 - Have imaginary friends. Talk to them all the time.

20 - Pretend you're a viking

21 - Try to climb on the walls

22 - Scream really loud "WHERE-IS-MY-MOTHER!?"

23 - Put an ice-cream cone on your forehead and say you're a beautiful unicorn

24 - Do what they tell you to

25 - Stay turning the lights on and off and after 5min say "ooh! I get it now..."

26 - Eat non-eatable things.

27 - Sit in front of the fan with your arms wide open and sing "I believe I can fly!!"

28 - Hold their hands and say "I see dead people..."

29 - When taking a shower, scream "I'm drowning!"

30 - Chase an imaginary tail

31 - Demand your own telephone number

32 - Scream "Lie!" for everything they say

33 - Pretend you're 268 years old

34 - Stay upside down in your closet

35 - Talk to a banana, and say, "Hello? Hello? Answer Me!!"

36 - Try to swim on the ground

37 - Knock on their door all night

38 - Pretend you have multiple personalities

39 - Deny everything they say before they finish saying and say "What? Why? Are you trying to find a reason to punish me?". Take a long breath, blink three times and say "Can I help you?"

40 - Ask "What?" for everything they say and pretend you don't understand

41 - Look at you father for some time and then say "I'M USING NEW SOCKS!"

42 - Always repeat "What would give you that idea?"

43 - When your mother start talking to you, say "Lo siento, No hablo Inglés"

44 - Tell them you have a very important secret that you can't tell to anyone, they'll insist on you to tell the secret, then you whisper "I'm Spiderman/Catwoman!"

45 - Stay looking at nowhere for some time and quickly look at your parents with a scared expression and say "Did you feel/see that?!"

46 - Write "Will you really eat this little bird?"/"Eggs are friends, not food!" on every egg you got in the freezer

47 - When having dinner, stand up and say to one of your siblings: "Due to economic problems, you will be banished from this house."

48 - When visiting your grandparents, start singing "Uuhm, you touch my tchalala!"

49 - Always say "That's so hot" with Paris Hilton accent

50 - Tell them everything you did was just to annoy them

"My dads name is Laughing,

My moms name is smiling."

"Are you kidding?"

"No kidding is my brother, im joking."

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. (PINK?! *pukes*)

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' was your heroa nd

'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP(*cry a river*I want to be child again.It sucks to be a teenager)

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

(Oh this is GOOD!!)?

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."

I wish I had Dora's parents.They let that bitch go everywhere!

People:You need to grow up.

Me:Well excuse me, I'm having fun and you're not

Don't be racist!

Be like Mario.

He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican

Being a girl is so fuckin expensive.

I want you to know that someone out there cares.Not me, but someone does.

Panda opinion about racism:

Panda:Dude, racism is stupid.I'm black, white and Asian and everybody still love me.


We found the Thief
We discovered the Fleece
We held up the Sky
We survived the Maze
We defeated the Titans
We are heroes
We are Demigods
Forever a FAMILY
Forever a Team
We are the Percy Jackson Generation


Reasons why Piper ISN'T a Mary-Sue

1.Hater Reason:She's naturally beautiful

Counterargument:Dude...her mother is Aphrodite.You know...goddess of beauty.What did you expect from her?To be ugly?And that she's beautiful naturally...since when do girls have to wear make up to be beautiful?

2.Hater Reason:She has kaleidoscopic eyes.

Counterargument:It was demonstraded in TLO(by Rick Riordan if you didn't know already) that Aphrodite kids can change their look.Silena is described in three ways during the series.Camp Half-Blood wikia say at the Abilities of Cabin 10 'Ability to change their physical features.'For Christ's shake, only her eyes change colour!And just three colours:brown, blue and green.Isn't like she has rainbow eyes!There are other 9 girls and 4 boys(except Piper, Drew, Lacy and Mitchell comform with CHB wikia) in that cabin!How do you know none of them have kaleidoscopic eyes?

3.Hater Reason:She can charmspeak

Counterargument:Drew can too.Your point?Seriously hating on Piper because she can charmspeak is like hating on Percy because he can heal with water or hating on Leo because of his fire powers!

4.Hater reason:She deny her beauty and try to hide it

Counterargument:For a long amount of time she was called ugly/half-blood because she is native(yes, read TLH).And suddenly everybody tell her how beautiful she is.It's kind of hard to belive it.It's named low self-esteem.Heard of it?I guess not.Try to hide it?So...you hate her because she's a tomboy?Okay let's start hating every tomboy on Earth.

5.Hater reason:Her father is famous.

Counterargument:Em...and her mother is Aphrodite.Honestly do you really think that she'll go to have affairs with a librarian or a gardener(no offece to anybody)?Of course she'll go for guys like actors, male models, billionares and that kind of things.Again, you judge unaware of other parentage.Just because it's not mentioned, that doesn't mean the others don't have rich/famous fathers.CHB wikia say 'It is filled with beautiful girls with designer clothing and very good-looking, handsome boys'.Do you think that designer clothes are cheap or what?And Percy say something at the end of TLT that Aphrodite kids have Gucci bags(or something along those lines, correct me if I'm wrong).Gucci bags are not cheap.Do you think that they could afford any of those if their fathers weren't wealthy?I think not.So drop it.Piper's father job don't make her a Mary-Sue

6.Hater Reason:She have Helen of Troy blade that show the future

Counterargument:Percy has Hercules' sword, what's your point?And the blade show the future since Helen had it.Isn't like it get that atribution since Piper have it for God's shake!

7.Hater reason:She is diffrent from the other Aphrodite's kids, she's smarter and can fight and not obssesed with clothes and fashion.

Counterargument:How stereotypical is that?!Now it's a crime to be diffrent?And how do you know the others can't fight and all what they talk about is fashion and such?Silena demonstrated in the Second Titan War that she can fight.I bet the others can fight as well.Maybe not as well as Ares or Athena's kids or others, but that doesn't mean they can't!And I feel like screaming that:APHRODITE KIDS ARE NOT DUMB, NOR IS THEIR MOTHER!

8.Hater reason:She can speak French

Counterargument:All, I repeat, ALL Aphrodite children can speak French!CHB Wiki say that as well.Honeslty people Rick tried(on purpose or not) to show the readers about two of the less known cabins in CHB , Hephaestus Cabin and Aphrodite Cabin alog with the occupants traits and he tried to do that through Leo and Piper.So you are acusing Piper of being a Mary-Sue because she speak another language when, in fact, all Aphrodite kids can.And she's not the only one!Frank speaks Chinese, Leo speaks Spanish and Hazel speaks French as well.

9.Hater Reason:She has no flaws.

Counterargument:She DOES have flaws!Just because they are not so visible, it doesn’t mean she doesn’t have them.She has a low self-esteem, she panics fast(less in MoA, but in TLH she does), she is a little possessive(yes, I admit she is.It’s a flaw, she doesn’t have flaws eh?),self distrust.And I’m sure there are more, but an author can’t spent the whole book showing characters flaws!

Plus do you forgot that Mary-Sues have lots of friends, all boys in school love them and all the girls in school are jealous and bully her because of her beauty and perfection?

Piper has only two friends in school:Jason and Leo.And Jason was because of Mist, so one friend.Boys are not drooling over her and girls are not jealous of her because of boys and they bully her because she’s native.

I don’t try to froce you to love her, but you can’t just troll around about how Piper is a Mary-Sue when she’s not!Demonstrated above.

Rant ended.


Unlike some people in PJATO/HoO fandom...

I DON'T hate Rachel.She's not a heartless bitch that want to break up Percabeth.

I DON'T hate Piper.She's not a Mary-Sue that steal other people boyfriends.

I DON'T hate Jason.He's not a Marty-Stue(or however that's called)cheater, selfish jerk.We just don't know enough about his past.

I DON'T hate Reyna.She's not an over-controling bitch who want to break up Jasper.

I DON'T hate Calypso.She never tried to keep Percy for her, she let him go.

I DON'T hate Drew(surprised?).She acts like a bitch, yes.But I'm sure she has her reasons to be so bitter.

I DON'T hate Octavian(surprised again?).He acts like a maniac who wants power, yes.But I still hope he will prove his braveness/loyality at one point.

WHY SO DAMN MUCH HATE?


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Professor Chase by Darquesse16 reviews
Annabeth Chase has been invited to Hogwarts to teach them about their long forgotten heritage. But what dangers lurk in the shadows and what secrete is being kept?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,686 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Annabeth C.
Thalico by DoctorCampHogwarts reviews
Just a bunch of Thalico one shots.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 14,162 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.]
The Dressmaker and the Duke's Daughter by ntlpurpolia reviews
Nico di Angelo is the most revered dressmaker in town. When Thalia's father asks him to make twelve dresses for Thalia to go to the monthly dances, she ends up meeting him twice a week for a year during the dress fittings. And a budding romance begins to, well, bud.  Thalico, Percabeth, Frazel, Leyna and Jasper. Rated M for smut in Chapters... oh forget it, it's everywhere! OOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 47,643 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 8/28/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
Black and Blue by YoungElite reviews
Nico di Angelo wasn't popular at his school. Actually, he was just the opposite. Picked on at school and abused by his step-father at home. But when he's paired up with the new girl for a project, and things at home get worse, will he be able to make it through with the help of his two friends? All human, no gods. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
The Mix-Up on 12 Grimmauld Place by TheFictionKitten reviews
Nico was already having a bad day. First he gets chased by Hellhounds, then he shadow travels to an unknown location, now he gets captured by a bunch of stick-welding maniacs? Too far, Fates, too far. Will Percy be able to get Nico back before their big secret is out, or will it all be for nothing in the end? This is sure one Hades of a mix-up on 12 Grimmauld Place. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Nico A., Percy J.
100 Themes about Nico and Hades by Lemariz reviews
Hades is a powerful god and Nico di Angelo is only a troubled boy, but deep down, they're not that different at all. One hundred short stories about the father-son relationship between Hades and Nico. All unrelated. Chapter 20. Fortitude
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,806 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hades, Nico A.
Bodyguard by ChildOfSea reviews
Annabeth, Thalia, and Piper are spies taking their world by surprise. They've made a name for themselves and are quickly following after their mother's footsteps. Now they must face their biggest enemy while being bodyguards for three teenage boys. Will they be able to protect the boys or will some summer romances ruin everything?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 37,863 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Complete
Sadie: After the War by QuietReaderWriter reviews
It's exactly a year after the war with the serpent, Apophis. Sadie Kane meets with Anubis once again. There aren't possibly any obstacles that will stand in between their relationship...right? Or are there? Well, let's just say when Sadie has two certain goddesses wishing to see her for one particular reason, it won't be so easy. MINOR plot change starting in Chapters 4-5.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,318 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 12/25/2011 - [Sadie K., Anubis]
Demigods & Wizards, Journey Through Old Memories by ArtemisIsis13 reviews
STORY ONE: In the wake of their heart wrenching wars, 8 surviving wizards and 8 Greek heroes are transported to a secret haven beyond the stars to rediscover the truth about a none too distant past, yet, there is something more to the secrets surrounding them, a truth they are yet to uncover...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 447,406 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W., Percy J., Apollo
Just a Beard or More? by missylynn99 reviews
To everyone who knew Nico's secret, she was a beard, doing her friend a favor. To all who didn't know, she was Thalia Grace, scandalous, ex-Lieutenant of Artemis, who had quit the hunt to be with her secret boyfriend, Nico Di Angelo. Set after the final book. Thalico!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,707 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 10/26/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.]
Brotherband Chronicles by Mosgem reviews
At age 5, Annabeth Chase was abandoned on the beach. At age twelve, she graduated from Sea School in England and joined the navy. At age 16, her ship was taken over and destroyed by Greek Pirates. Now, taken hostage by the Greeks, she must either escape or come to accept her attraction for the raven haired, green-eyed captain of the Argo. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,437 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Golden Trio at Goode by Talia-Elizabeth reviews
The golden trio attend summer camp and their plane ends up getting stuck in america so since they can't return to Hogwarts they end up going to Goode. Sequel to "Demigods, Witches, Wizards, and an Oracle." *Read that first
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 35,036 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
Demigods At Goode by ImagineMCR reviews
So Annabeth, Nico and Thalia join Percy at Goode High School with a lot of suprises, mean people and general bumps down the road.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,241 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percy Jackson and the Half Blood Prince by FlamelsCross98 reviews
The usual. Percy and Co. go to Hogwarts to help them defeat Voldemort
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,104 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
A Drachma for your Thoughts by NightShadow99 reviews
This is about how Thalia finds about how Nico thinks of her... in a very creative way. She goes to Aphrodite, and asks for help. What the goddess asks in return...surely it's too much? But Thalia thinks it will be worth it when she discovers a secret, as deep and dark as her own. Companion piece to 'Grazie means 'Thank you' but can be a stand-alone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/21/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
PJO Character Interviews by LaceyRide reviews
Read as I kidnap, interview, make fun of, freak out, and bribe everyone's favorite and not-so-favorite PJO characters. Review questions for me to ask! T 'cause I'm paranoid. Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,464 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/16/2012
Forbidden by missylynn99 reviews
"Stupid, hot, confusing Jackal boy" she sighed. "Constantly messing with my emotions and looking so adorable." "That's not my name, you know. "She half-screamed before she realized who it was. "Anubis! What are you doing here?" Fluffy little Sanubis drabble!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,985 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 4/20/2013 - [Sadie K., Anubis]
The Daughters of Olympus by ShimmeringDaisyFace reviews
After the death of a bandmate, the world famous band The Daughters of Olympus travel to Manhattan to go to public school, and try to keep up with all the demands of being celebrities and high school students. And what about the city-guys that some of the girls fall for, and others are extremely annoyed by? Percabeth/Jasper/Frazel/Leyna/Thalico/Tratie
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,698 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V., Reyna R.
A 'Goode' Surprise by Teenaged Author reviews
Yes, I know, it's another Annabeth Goes to Goode story, and they're going to assure you it's different from the rest. Well, I'm just saying mine is most likely better written and all characters are still demigods! If any are OOC please notify me immediately I do not like it when characters are OOC. It bugs me! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,471 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,446 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
When Wand and Sword Collide by GreenWithAwesome reviews
Harry Potter wakes at Camp Half-Blood. Percy Jackson wakes at Hogwarts. Neither know who they are, where they are, or where they come from - but when dreams are invaded, prophecies are conjured and revelations arise, they discover the line between demigod and wizard is blurring. Something dark is coming, and Percy and Harry must unite with their new peers before it's too late. AT.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 150,337 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Disney High by Nina-D-lux reviews
Tiana's trying to organize a school ball, Belle is being blackmailed, Rapunzel's a home-schooled girl in way over her head and Mulan cant seem to make the athletics team...and that's not even half of the students problems .High school, It's no fairy tale
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 260,095 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 5/3/2012
Thalico's Song by x3hellokitty reviews
just a few little thalico stories i thought up...series of oneshots! i'll upload more if i have motivation haha, reviewww :) first chapter inspired by Intoxicated by the Cab; I own none of the characters OR songs.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,485 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/25/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
Escapee by Adara Olson reviews
Voldemort cheated death. So naturally, death's loyal son and lackey goes to handle it. But the golden trio is hot on his heels and they might soon uncover his secret. 'A suitable alias', his father says. Yeah right. The problem is, around here, aliases can get you killed. Kinda Sorta adopted from DarkAngelOfTruth. No Flames.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 52,603 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 12/8/2011 - [Reyna R., Nico A.] Harry P., Voldemort
The Greatest Game Of Truth Or Dare Ever PERCY JACKSON STYLE! by the-daughter-of-poseidon312 reviews
The demigods celebrate their victory over Gaea and after they fixed thing with the Romans. They play an interesting game of truth or dare. Are there going to be catfights? Maybe. Will there be confessions? Probably. Will there be snacks? I don't know! Is there going to be love? Or other stuff? I still don't know. Will the dares be funny? Absolutely. Rated T for dirty minds.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,270 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V., OC
Blood crazy by keep on trying never give up reviews
Thalia is a normal 25 year old. Has a wonder boyfriend, two best friends, and has a great job. She discovers that she is with child. But her boyfriends cheats on her. Then she starts to fall for her best friend Nico, but he gets injured. And after she donates blood to save his life, he starts acting weird. Will she be able to save him? Or will she go blood crazy as well?1fanfiction
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,464 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
The Writing Desk by Andromeda-To-The-Demitria reviews
One writing desk, two different worlds. That's how Piper and Jason live, Piper in present day 2013 and Jason in 1939, just before World War II. When Piper buys the beloved desk at an auction, she doesn't expect to find a hidden letter in a crack. And she certainly doesn't expect another letter back when she responds. Through letters to each other, they find love and more...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,777 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Piper M., Jason G.] - Complete
Breaking the Standard by gvelitegymnast reviews
Annabeth Chase is an outcast at her school. Percy Jackson is the school's most famous jock. What happens when Annabeth decides to Break the Standard and join football team? Will they accept her or shun her for being a girl and not being popular? Percabeth with hints of Thalico, Jasper, and Leyna.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percy's Wizarding Heritage by Perseus605 reviews
One day when Percy comes home he finds a strange man in the kitchen talking to his mum. Little does he know that that will change his life forever. Set after TLO and during HBP. Characters will be OOC, and there will be OC's.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,226 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
The Son of Poseidon by ElmoTheProcrastinator reviews
Annabeth Chase is the Princess of Athens; Perseus Jackson is an out-spoken slave. What happens when he unknowingly wins her heart during his time in the colosseum? Short summary, sorry! Action packed peeps. ABANDONED SORRY NOT SORRY
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Lost Prince by ElmoTheProcrastinator reviews
Percy Jackson was abandoned by his father at a young age. 12 years later he is falsely accused of killing his step-father, Gabe. At age 16 he is on the run and has become a hardened criminal who despises royalty and fights for his meals. What happens when he ambushes Annabeth Chase, the princess of Athens? If you don't like it, don't read it...ABANDONED SORRY NOT SORRY
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,687 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Sirius by Princess Celeste reviews
Sequel to 1 Proposal and Plenty of Struggles. Full summary inside. Essentially important to read it. Strictly Sanubis and Zarter.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Anubis, Sadie K.
Box of Crayons by connorstoll reviews
Because of a box of crayons, Percy and Annabeth are best friends for life. They share their food, their secrets, even each other's first kiss. All of a sudden, Percy's move causes their fairy tale friendship to splinter and rain clouds to appear. But when the green-eyed boy comes back, will everything remain back to the way it was? Percabeth. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,238 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Quest to Kill by WolfieOwl reviews
Harry has escaped Death for far too long, so Hades sends Nico to go settle the problem. But there are some complications in the way...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,541 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Nico A.
Professor of Storms: Soul Suckers by Stuffy Puppy reviews
When Harry arrives on the Hogwarts train, he meets three new Gryffindor students that seem to attract attention and trouble wherever they walk. They claim to not belong here in the Wizarding World, but when the Dementors arrive at Hogwarts, he will have to rely on their help to save his first home. What does this have to do with the new professor?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Unmatched by Lulunoel reviews
Piper McLean, a young girl from Greece, is taken as a war prisoner when the Romans invade her city. She is tried and sentenced to concubinage and given to Emperor Jason as a toy. She fights to survive while trying not to fall in love with the Roman Emperor.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,062 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - [Piper M., Jason G.] Annabeth C., Percy J.
School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,695 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Nico di Angelo and the Prisoner of Azkaban by MissSwissish reviews
Nico's back at Hogwarts, and he's in trouble as his luck at locating Horcruxes is dwindling. With a monster as a teacher and both students and professors getting more and more suspicious, it's now a question of when, not if, his secret will be revealed. T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,474 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
Dumbledore's Questionable Plan by silvershadowrebel reviews
Dumbledore fears the upcoming battles against Voldemort. So, he asks his old friend, Chiron, to send reinforcements. Chiron sends Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico to pose as wizards and help win the war. As they attend Hogwarts, the Golden Trio becomes suspicious on their identities. Will they blow the demigods' covers before the war is over? T for violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,504 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Harry P., Nico A.
Order of the Demigods by Supernerdette reviews
Harry is in danger with Voldemort rising. Dumbledore asks a certain centaur for advice, and Chiron willingly sends Nico to Hogwarts to protect him. Snape doesn't like Nico at all. Sort of Golden Trio bashing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,930 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Nico A.
Boy? by TheRivalRose reviews
Annabeth Chase was raised a girl, until 5 years ago when her father forced her to be a boy. She starts at Goode High School where she meets Percy Jackson, will she be able to contain her feelings? Will Percy be able to understand his strange attraction to this new boy?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,663 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Nico's Deadly Assignment by Gravity Phantom reviews
Everyone agrees that Voldemort is a menace. But when he gets on the gods bad side, then he's in for a surprise. When an angry Hades sends Nico to Hogwarts to eliminate Tom Riddle, Nico finds that magic school is not all it's cracked up to be. Will he successfully complete the assignment? Or will he fail in everyone's eyes?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Nico A.
Thalia goes to Goode High by NightShadow99 reviews
Hi, I'm Thalia Grace, (former) lieutenant of Artemis. I got kicked out for..eh secret reasons, but you'll know soon. Let's just say that something 'interesting' happened when me and my friends filled out the Match Quiz, in Goode High. (A/N:The characters are from HJO and the PJO series.Disclaimer: I do not own any of PJO or HoO characters, or the book 'Oy, Joy' )
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,944 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Avengers Assemble 2: When Extremes Meet by Sucktastic Valdez reviews
Three months after the events of "Avengers Assemble: The Olympian Avengers" and the invasion of New York, Gaea is reawakening again. Now Percy, Jason, Max, Katniss, Carter and Sadie must unite with new allies to save the world. Friendships will be tested and loyalties will be broken as Gaea seeks to destroy Olympus and anyone in her path.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,544 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Percy J., Loki
Percy Jackson and the Wizards of Hogwarts by littlemissbookworm760 reviews
What happens when five new mysterious students are brought to Hogwarts in the fifth year? Even more surprising, why have they been named students AND teachers? As they friend Harry and his friends, what surprises and tricks will crop up?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,433 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Snow White by Elmlea reviews
Thalia has returned to camp for good. She quit the hunters for her one and only crush. She is perfectly happy until she eats some hydra skin during dinner. She falls under an evil spell and only Nico can save her. He has lots opf questions. Who put it there? Why? How will he save her? Rated T because I'm slightly cautious.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Thalia G., Nico A., Apollo
The Ten by Percy Son of Neptune reviews
There are only ten. A schoolboy. A princess. A jeweler. An archaeologist. A nerd. A blacksmith. A pilot. An actress. A soldier. And a leader. Ten people, ten bracelets, ten places across the globe. And only one year before everything ceases to exist.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,384 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Jason G.
Music Has Brought Us Together by the-daughter-of-poseidon312 reviews
Percy Jackson, Nico Di Angelo, Leo Valdez, and Jason Grace are in a band. The guys hear a girl named Annabeth sing and think she is wonderful. While Percy gets to know her, he falls in love with her and her voice. Annabeth's first priority is her music career, but she begins to have feelings for Percy. Will music bring them together? Or break them apart? Find out by reading!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Swapped by Made-Of-Fantasy reviews
So, Nico di Angelo and Thalia got swapped. Why? How they're going to face it? And the most important thing, will they ever get back to their own body? Find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
A year of Mischief and Mayhem by Jewelzela reviews
Our favourite PJO characters go on a mission to Hogwarts, but what does their prophecy mean? Who will return? Who will be lost? And what will they do there?No Slash, h/g, r/h, n/l, p/a, possible t/n. Title used to be The percy jackson gang go to Hogwarts
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,713 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Harry P., Annabeth C., Percy J.
Babysitting Problem by Hope-Hikari reviews
Let's see... It all started in Camp Half-Blood with Lou Ellen, but this story isn't about her. It's about the gods, and their charges who are, in reality, their children. Lou probably should not have made that Toddler Potion. Teens turned demigod babies are not normal but hopefully the gods will have good luck babysitting. Not. Contains 1 OC and it is Post-Giant War. Discontinued
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,843 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 11/9/2012
Roommates by peanut-butter-mouse reviews
Annabeth, Percy, Nico, Thalia, Jason, and Piper go to a college called Half-Blood University. Or HBU. No demigods and some quotes from movies and books and Youtube videos. (Not to sure about the whole majoring and minoring so I gave them one's I thought would fit them!) Please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
The Bloody Crown? by Rin Shiroko reviews
Sadie and Carter are at Brooklyn house having a little down time before facing Apophis... Or so they thought. What happens when Osiris/ Julius loses his... Um crown and has Anubis accompany his children to get it back? Especially when Anubis' raging emotions finally break free. Summary sucks but stories better. Lots of Sanubis!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,210 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Sadie K., Anubis
A Hit to Remember by greekgeek25 reviews
Meet the New York Titans, the youngest and hottest baseball team ever to make it to the World Series. It was the start of another great season until Percy Jackson, all-time home run hitter, accidentally knocked Annabeth Chase, an aspiring architect, unconscious. But what happens when cocky Percy can't get Annabeth out of his head? AU- Percbeth, Leyna, Jasper, Thalico, Tratie
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,131 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Adventures of a Mary Sue by LoveHappyEndings reviews
Hi! I'm Rainbow Teardrop Candy Purple Butterfly! I have long long long blonde hair that I spray paint pink and the ends green. Read this extremely short one shot about me fandom traveling. And for the record, I'm not a slut. CONTINUED. Not a short story, but chapters are quite short.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Complete
Married and Goode by Lord Voldemort XIV reviews
Another Annabeth goes to Goode story? But wait, it's different. It's senior year after the Great war against Gaea, and Annabeth transfers to Goode that fall to attend with Percy. The catch being that the two demigods are engaged and about to get married.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Nancy B., Matt S.
The Compatibility test by RosesAreOrange reviews
When Selena and her sisters organise a COMPULSARY dance, they match the couples using a combatibility test. But, with this resulting in so many problems, the camp is being turned upside down. Percabeth, Thalico, Tratie, Jasper, LEO/REYNA, WILL/NYSSA, BECKENDORF/SELENA, CLARRISE/CHRIS.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,461 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 1/18/2012
The Pain of Loving Someone by Jamy1235 reviews
Nico had been in love with Thalia ever since he was ten years old. He had never expected her to join the Hunters of Artemis. And when she did, he felt nothing but betrayal and hurt. He went by everyday with that burden. Will Nico end up with Thalia or will she stay as a hunter? My first story on fanfiction. Rating may change at some point in the story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Tear Down The Wall by Johannah Jean reviews
"It's bad enough that he finds out that I'm ruining his 'well-designed domain' by vandalizing it. He doesn't need to discover that I have a crush on his brother's daughter and that particular brother happens to be his worst enemy in the history of histories" The people of the underworld are too caught up with their duties that they barely notice a teenager who needs someone to talk
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hades, Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
The Goode, the Bad, and the Ugly by TomBomb12 reviews
Annabeth and Thalia are attending Goode High School. It is a year after TLO, and TLH never happened. Percabeth and Thalico along with other couples later on.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,666 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Thalia G., Nico A.]
Two Weasleys And A Potter by TheDeathlyHallows-123 reviews
Ginny, Fleur and Angelina all find out they are pregnant at the same time, this story follows them and their family through the ups and downs of their pregnancies. Of course this means drama, laughter, family, sadness and love. Canon :) Rated T for mild language and slightly suggestive comments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,736 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Angelina J., George W.]
Nico's Quest at Hogwarts by BloodyDemigod reviews
Nico di Angelo is on a quest to Hogwarts, his goal: protect Harry Potter, destroy Horcruxes and kill Voldemort. But can he do it without the Golden trio finding out about Demigods? Set in 5th year. Rated T for language and kinda-violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,738 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Nico A.
Percy Jackson: The Hogwarts Quest by StormPetal reviews
4 of the most powerful demigods from Camp Half-Blood are issued a quest from the goddess Hecate to go to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Their objective: Protect Harry Potter and his friends from the Dark Lord while trying to keep up their disguise. However there may be more threats than just Voldemort...Set before HoO. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS (until I can make time for it)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,342 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013
White Rose by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Nico di Angelo is new to America and to kindergarten. He meets a new friend on the playground named Thalia Grace. But when he introduces her to Bianca, he realizes that no one else can see her. AU, Thalico, rated for swearing, insanity, and character death.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,093 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Bianca A., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Love Will Happen by Briherewhatsup reviews
What if Annabeth never knew she was a demigod,But when a New kid "Percy Jackson" starts attending her school will she figure out who she really is, and long the way finds true love. Percabeth,Thalico,Tratie, and little Japer.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,962 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percy Jackson and Teenaged gods by wisegirl0405 reviews
This is about gods and goddesses going to Goode High to spy on their children. I know these are super common but I wanted a shot at it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012
It all started with a Love Song by HappyOwl reviews
Annabeth Chase, Piper McLean, Thalia Grace and Reyna Bellona: The Demigods. Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo, Jason Grace and Leo Valdez: The Warriors. Both: The two bands of the moment. What will happen if both bands should work together to write a song? A love song. Can Percy and Annabeth put their past aside and work together? Not Leyna. T for suggestive themes, dirty minds, etc.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,071 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Black and White Keys by XxYesterdayTodayTomorrowxX reviews
"His fingers glided over the black and white keys as if they had a mind of their own. His eyes were closed, his brows furrowed in concentration. He looked like an angel, just like his name implied. Albeit a dark one." Hades sent Nico to a school as a favor for Chiron. His job is to locate a demigod. While he was there, he sees a familiar face... ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.]
The Awesome Ones enroll in Goode High School by The Jamerican reviews
After spending their entire lives so far with their fathers, Nico A, Percy and Jason G. are finally going to high school. What will happen when they stumble upon 3 beautiful girls who just happen to be half bloods too? Thalico/Jasper/Percabeth. This story is AU. (Sadly discontinued) Up for adoption though?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,662 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Who Cares? by HappyOwl reviews
After entering the most prestigious school in New York, Annabeth Chase is paired with Percy Jackson, a troublemaker, in a project to stop some groups that separate the students themselves. Trying to know each other, they discover that the two are completely different. But as the year goes by and secrets come to light, they find that maybe they are falling for their partner. AU/AH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,869 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Along the Way by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Thalia and Nico went through a nasty breakup at the end of high school. Now, seven years later, Nico is a police detective in New York. When Thalia goes missing, Nico is assigned to the case. As he looks for her, Nico realizes maybe he's not quite as over her as he thought. AU, Thalico, Thaluke, Percabeth, Reyna/Hazel, Jasper, rated for torture, swearing, abuse, and adult content.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,168 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] Jason G., Reyna R. - Complete
Percy,Annabeth,Thalia and Nico go to hogwarts by lovepercabeth1 reviews
Percy,Annabeth,Thalia and Nico go to Hogwarts and they must go undercover as Hogwarts students to help fight Voldemort and the death eaters.will the golden trio find out they are demigods?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,993 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013
You Can't Pass Algebra with a Winning Smile by Scarlet Dragon the Third reviews
College student Piper needs to pass math, not get a boyfriend, but football star Jason Grace isn't going to let Piper slip through his fingers. AU Originally a two shot. K /T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Piper M., Jason G.
I Won't Say I'm In Love by Judicorn reviews
Thalia visits camp. She and Nico start becoming closer and closer. They become really good friends but sadly all visits must come to an end. They form a secret romance but what happens when Artemis hears Nico and Thalia out in the forest? Thalico fluff!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,576 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Godly powers vs Wands by PJO FOREVER reviews
Demigods are disappearing and no one knows why. It is soon revealed that the culprits are no other than The Order Of The Phoenix. Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico disguise themselves as students and go to Hogwarts to learn more about the wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P., Annabeth C., Percy J.
What About the Perfect Ones? by NotSureYetHunny reviews
Maximum Ride had one word describe her whole life. Perfect. She wasn't perfect, but everyone else thought she was. As much as they thought they did, no one ever actually wants perfect. And Max knew it all to well. Max Ride. Perfect AND Unwanted. So, what is there left to do.. but leave? This just might be the adventure of a life time. *Discontinued*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,810 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Max, Fang
Sent Back In Time: The Lightning Thief (Adopted from Blueh) by WiseGirl1999 reviews
Percy thought that he would have at least SOME time to relax. He didn't know how wrong he was. After he and some of his friends are picked up and tossed back to the past, they face many things. Themselves included. Adopted from Blueh.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Forever? by x3hellokitty reviews
Before the Great Prophecy there were three demigods; as dictated by the Fates they found each other. Annabeth Chase, Thalia Grace, and later Nico di Angelo. They struggled to survive, but when they finally get to camp they get sucked into a world none of them asked for; one of gods and inescapable prophecies that test the meaning of the word forever. AU. Thalico. Future Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,036 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Thalia G.
Camp Half-Blood to Hogwarts by Wolfeschatten reviews
Based after TLO instead GOF. Camp half blood is invited to Hogwarts for the year. Percy, and the gang travel to hogwarts and the two worlds collide. do they accept or hate each other. Trying to stay close to GOF basics and ideas. Suck at summaries plz try it. Comment review. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,518 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Through the eyes of an Insane Man by Mentalasylumpatient13 reviews
Why, why do I fight her? Because. Becasue why? She needs you, like you need her. Oh... Apophis thinks on his golden eyed punisher as he spends time locked down with her. Apophis and Bast, first time with this couple. Rated T, because of potential hintations of stuff in here. Update!: 4 chapters in total. Chapter 4 will be a conclusion chapter.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bast, Apophis
Ask me anything you like by Mentalasylumpatient13 reviews
The gods and Kane's have consented to answering the questions the fellow fans have to ask them. But they can only be characters in the books, understand? Good. So , start asking!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 66,761 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 11/11/2011
Arranged Marriage by AJ Grace reviews
The nine princes of Sicyon are betrothed to the nine princesses of Athens. The princes go to visit the princesses to get to know them. They are marrying complete strangers, after all. Percabeth, Thalico, Leyna, Jasper, Tratie, Frazel, Gruniper and Beckalina. UPDATE! Under serious editing. I really don't know how any of you like this, it's not very good. I'll try to update soon!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Percy J.
If You Only Knew by HappyOwl reviews
Sequel to Love the Babysitter. If you only knew what happened before, between and after the story... AU/AH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013
Go to School they said by SheWhoIsCool reviews
G to school they said... everything will be perfectly fine, they said... The mist will protect you, they said... If they had known that 7 demigods would end up kidnapped; they would've taken it all back
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012
Hot Chocolate and Fuzzy Sweaters by connorstoll reviews
In which Nico gets a surprise visit from Thalia on Christmas morning / Slight Thalico / Christmas AU / One shot / dedicated to SummerSpirit18
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Thalia G., Nico A.] - Complete
Big Three Children In Trouble by Poseidon's wizard child reviews
The Big Three Children has a fight and their fathers had enough. Their punishment... Find out
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Percy J.
Running by ThaliaRules0501 reviews
Our favorite heros are on the run. A new prophecy has been told, this scares Zeus, and who knows what he'll do when he feels threatened. Gods imprisioned, teenagers on the run, plenty of dangers threatening to kill them. Ah, perfect time for romance. Thalico and Percabeth. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,811 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Goode to See You by Spyrite Vesta reviews
After the events in Annabeth, Piper, and Thalia's school, they decide to go Goode. Along with Reyna, these demigoddesses are going to show some mortal sluts that no one messes with their boyfriends. There is a prequel to this sequel. Leyna Percabeth Jasper Frazel Thalico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,150 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Thalia G., Piper M., Reyna R.
An Unforgettable Summer by Just Another Wise Girl reviews
Annabeth Chase goes on a summer vacation with her family & friends on a beautiful island off of the Miami coast. Little does she know that she'll meet Percy Jackson; one of the gorgeous islanders. Will this be a summer that both of them will want to remember forever? Or will they just do everything in their power to try to forget? PJO & HOO characters, Percabeth, Thalico, & Jasper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,900 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
This Means War! by DripsOfRed reviews
After Thalia and Nico's recent prank on Clarisse, the Stolls are envious. They refuse lose to what is their pride and joy. Pranking people. Both teams are at their A game as the war takes its place. Will others join in? Or stay clear of the vicious teams? Thalico, Percabeth, and a little Tratie (like teeny speck Tratie). Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,073 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G., Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Revenge by oOShattered StarsOo reviews
Thalia has returned to camp after leaving the hunters and likes Nico but someone keeps gettting in their way. Please read and review. Thalico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G.
The Chamber of Demi-Secrets by PercyJacksonWillKickYourButt reviews
Percy, Annabth, Nico, Thalia, and Rachel are on a quest to protect and help some Brittish boy defeat an enemy any demigod could kill in a of couple minutes. Here's the catch: Their secret's not safe. And, to make things worse, the mass-murderer is nowhere to be found.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
Why? by NeverEndingImagination1210 reviews
This story is my first ever fanfic.give it a chance.A Sanubis fic. Sadie makes a choice that can last forever or just a lifetime. its rated T cause I'm not sure about some of the stuff that is in here it's not bad but I don't think 5 yr olds can read it
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,105 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis
Mistletoe and Gummy Bears by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Nico has to suffer through a Christmas party with his best friend and everyone's leaving Thalia. So why not be miserable together? AU, Thalico, Percabeth, Jasper, rated for swearing and alcohol. Second in the Celebrations with Gummy Bears series, sequel to Something to be Thankful For.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] Percy J., Piper M. - Complete
Nico Goes Half-Blood Hunting at Hogwarts by nicothenecromancer reviews
Nico just wanted to get out of camp for a change, round up some demigods, and leave that wizarding loony bin. But before he can do that, he had to dodge the monsters attacking him between classes, attempt to keep his identity secret, and avoid the Golden Trio, who refuse to trust him... but school drama is school drama, even if it is at a magical school called Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,242 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Nico A.
An Unusual Predicament by legendariium reviews
AU. They were unwilling. They were hesitant. But despite that, they followed their parent's orders. They were going to get married. But that was just the one simple step. Relationships are fragile, like glass, and with things thrown at them, how can they continue without their love come crashing down? Percabeth / Jasper / Thalico / Leyna / Tratie. Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,705 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Jason G., Piper M.]
The Student Teacher by iLOVEsmellymarkers reviews
Annabeth, being her usual genius self, receives a scholarship to Columbia University a year in advance and enters the exciting world of college as Percy finishes up high school at Goode. When Annabeth decides to minor in education, her semester grade rests solely on how well she can teach a certain class of seniors at a certain Goode High... PJO is owned by Rick Riordan. Not an AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,615 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Legend Meets Legend by Thalia101 reviews
Harry Potter and Percy Jackson finally meet... and they look almost exactly alike. Permanet Sporadic Hiatus. R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Une quête pour Artémis by Ellana17 reviews
Thalia est envoyée en mission par Artémis. Elle croise Nico sur son chemin et pourrait bien avoir besoin de son aide, même si c'est un garçon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - French - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,136 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
When Greece and Rome Collide by New Nexus reviews
Reyna did not like Leo Valdez. He was funny and unprofessional. However, after the arrival of The Argo II, she and Leo get to know each other. She softens up, and finds that there's more to life than war. R&R Rated T for Language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R.
Something To Be Thankful For by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Nico is alone for Thanksgiving and is sitting in a diner feeling sorry for himself. Then a random woman sits down with him. AU, Thalico, rated for one swear word, an alcohol mention, and way too much flirting by a waitress. Categorized as romance for its potential to become romantic. First in the Celebrations with Gummy Bears series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
I Knew You Were Trouble by HappyOwl reviews
After being caught stealing a wallet from her teacher, Annabeth's father receives a letter from 'Half-Blood Reformatory for Bad Kids', saying that Annabeth should be corrected. But in a house full of troublemakers, Annabeth doubts it. Especially when she falls for the worst of all, Percy Jackson. AU/AH. T for minor lenguage.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,659 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Art of Deception by GaleSynch reviews
AU, "Don't give me that look! This is all your fault, Son of Hades, don't blame it on me," grumbled Thalia. "Shut up, you think I want to be turned into a girl?" Nico shot back grumpily, stomping forwards. "You think I like being a boy?" Male!Thalia. Fem!Nico. Percy/Nico/Thalia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,919 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - [Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.]
Half-Bloods of All Sorts by howtobenerdy reviews
Percy, Annabeth, and Grover must travel to Hogwarts to protect Harry, Ron, and Hermione as Voldemort grows stronger. But, when Harry and co grow suspicious of the so called "exchange students", will Percy, Annabeth, and Grover be able to keep their true identities a secret?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 62,027 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympic Toddlers by th3craft3r reviews
A spell gone wrong and pandemonium ensues. They are not your average babies. Rated T just to be sure :))) Plus a bunch of weird characters dropping in from time to time. ;)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,316 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Prove It by connorstoll reviews
Aphrodite had enough! Nico just won't get it! He just won't date anyone when he practically has girls throwing themselves at him! With the help of Hecate, Aphrodite created a love potion for Nico, making Nico fall in love with his opposite. The only way to break his curse is when the love of his life admits her true feelings for him. But what if that girl happens to be forbidden?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,236 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - [Thalia G., Nico A.]
Nico's first love by Dispiritment reviews
When The hunters 'visit' Camp Half-blood by an order of Artemis, Thalia finds herself falling for Nico when she meets him again. Then, the gods decide to send them on a test to test their love for each other. NOTE: Hey guys, this fic will be going through some edits soon, so please bear with my amateurish writing! (20/10/2014)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,744 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G., Leo V., Reyna R.
Terrible by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Nico di Angelo and Thalia Grace have hated each other for years. They can barely stand to be in the same room with each other. Then they get assigned a project for Health class and things get...complicated. High School AU, Thalico, Percabeth, rated for swearing and sexual themes, nothing explicit.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Technoloy is for normal people by Lost Daughter of Gallifrey reviews
There's a reason only muggles and mortals use technology, and its not beacuse it attracts monters. some kane chronicles in here too.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
A Sadie and Anput Conspiracy by AnimeGirlKairi reviews
...The REAL God of Death has finally returned to his throne, a very good friend and loved one sacrificed, the truth is revealed of Anubis, and most of all...a dangerous war has erupted between the Gods because of it...will the Brooklyn house be able to take it? Rated M for swearing, bloody, and EXTREMELY gory scenes that WILL come up. DISCONTINUED
Kane Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,293 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Carter K., Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
Hey, Dad by ShimmeringDaisyFace reviews
Hey, dad. It's Annabeth here. You say you don't hear from me enough. But here, I don't really have access to much, though I do have a camera...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Annabeth C., Frederick C. - Complete
Out of his League by Hephaestus-18-Ares reviews
Beautiful. Check.With Authority. Check.Treated with Respect. Check.Looks likes she hates boys. Check.Glaring at him for staring. Check. Completely Out-of his league? Fucking Check.Damn! He liked that Girl. Pairings: Leyna, Jasper, Dakolla, Frazel, Percabeth and Thalico! R/R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,252 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R.
His Black Heart by RachelRavenRothTheDemonEmpath reviews
Darkness is what Nico is surrounded with. Darkness that drives away all but her. It took her months to break the ice around his heart but she never gave up. He's glad she didn't give up on him. He lived for her, now. Only for her. [Thalico]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Thalia G., Nico A.] - Complete
Beautiful Fighters by AwesomeDemigodOfAwesomeness reviews
This is a modern fairytail with princes, princesses, knights, peasants, and evil. Percy is a knight along with Nico, and Travis (Conner died) Annabeth is a peasant along with Thalia, and Katie. The girls get called out by Prince Luke that they are weak. Will they prove Luke wrong and possibly get more then what they bargained for? T for language :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,389 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Fun With Friends by Cjnat reviews
Annabeth, Percy and the gang have just finished their freshman year at Goode High School and it's been amazing and quiet. But now, its summer time and this summer is gunna be extra fun, or at least they all hope. Many new people will be joining them, and that brings drama, relationships and fun. Total Percabeth, Gruniper, Jasper, Tratie and Thalico. rated T to be safe
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,239 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A New Beginning by Goddess Of Idiots reviews
Thalia's was used to new beginnings. She lives in an orphanage after all but when an unexpected family member turns up to adopt her, will this be one family that doesn't send her back to the orphanage. Thalico story including Percabeth, Leyna, Jasper, Tratie and any others i can be bothered to include. Ask if you want any other couples included.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,550 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
The Undercover Demigods by owlcity2013 reviews
Percy, Thalia, Nico, and Annabeth are off on yet another quest. Voldemort- the wizard who has cheated death- is creating chaos over in the wizard world, and Dumbledore has called on his old friend Chiron for reinforcements and maybe save some lives in the process. Normal pairings. During HBP, no HoO or Romans. Originally named, "Demigods and Wizards Do Not Go Well Together". R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
After War, New Friends by HPPJOpercabethHG reviews
What if it was after the war with Voldemort? Harry and friends are staying to get their last year, but unexpected guests come? What if it was after the war with Gaea? Percy and friends are being sent to a wizarding school in London? I suck at summaries.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Percy J., Annabeth C.
Roses On Your Grave by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Nico di Angelo is ten years old when his sister Bianca dies. As the years go on he gets worse and worse, falling apart at the seams, and the only person who seems to notice is his best friend Percy. Until a new girl comes. School AU, Thalico, rated for underage drinking and drug abuse, cutting, and depressing and adult themes. Extended version of Without You By My Side.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,768 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] Hades, Percy J. - Complete
Paul by Weezila reviews
Paul is not an overly dramatic guy. Well, at least not until he started dating Sally Jackson, and life got a lot less boring and a whole lot more complicated, to say the least. Still, the greatest surprise of his lifetime is yet to come. [A light-hearted prequel to the "Eternity" series]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,242 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Paul B. - Complete
Back to School by An aWesome Sea Maiden reviews
The Big Three are arguing ... their sisters are finally fed up with all the fighting. Turned them into TEENAGERS! Can they handle their...situation in Goode High School? Will anyone be able to help them get along? Their Children Perhaps? School Teachers Classmates and Demigods...something is bound to go wrong. Complete. Sequel: Back to Goode is up
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,575 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hades, Poseidon, Zeus - Complete
Dance by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Nico has had a crush on his best friend Thalia for years. He finally gets the courage to ask her to a dance...as friends. Maybe he'll get the chance to change that. High school AU, Thalico, rated for swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
Soul Mates by amethystlilies reviews
Sometimes the Fates make mistakes. This is extremely rare,but they sometimes accidently put soul mates in a different time period,and it is Aphrodite's job to round them up,make them temporarily immortal,and then when their soul mates come,put them together. Annabeth,Percy,Thalia,Nico,Piper,Jason,Katie,and Travis are such examples.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
draw your swords by Immoroita reviews
But all she can feel is adrenaline and numb joy coursing through her body. [thalia x nico]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
ugly sweaters by willikers reviews
Because it's October, isn't it? / thalia/nico {oneshot}
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
My Beautiful Soldier by SimplyAnonymous182 reviews
Thalia Grace decided to join the army with an upcoming war in view. There, she meets General Nico di Angelo. As life goes and war comes, will these two always find a way back to each other? Rifts may be created, scares that may never heal, but will love prevail, or is it just a fragile thing that can be destroyed with one heartbreaking action?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
The Spy of Atlantis by KatieElizabethGrace reviews
When Annabeth was seven, she ran away from her family but was caught stealing bread. After Queen Athena lost her baby daughter, she goes to a nearby jail and meets Annabeth and decides to adopt her. When Annabeth is 16, she is sent on a mission to pose as a maid in Poseidon's castle. Her job is to kill Prince Percy. But what happens when she falls for him instead?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,138 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
No! Not the Caffeine Again! by greekgeek25 reviews
Sequel to Got Caffeine? Follow the adventures of three demigods, an Amazon, a god, a harpy, a faun, and an augur as they participate in Gwen's science fair project. Caffeine can make some people do crazy things...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Reyna R., Frank Z., Gwen, Octavian - Complete
Thalico by Punky1308 reviews
This is a ThaliaxNico love story! YAY! WOOHOO! Please, give your critique. This is my first Fan Fiction story and I would like to improve as a writer
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Hades, Nico A., Thalia G., Zeus
Waking Up as a Cat by chocolate oreos me reviews
Nico is a son of Hades and Thalia is a hunter of Artemis. They can never be together. Right? RIGHT? WRONG. What happens when Nico turns into a cat and gets adopted by the Hunters? Thaliconess.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Warm by webothsoldit reviews
Reyna finds herself thinking about someone
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
The Hero's Curse by S. Haze reviews
Nico di Angelo isn't a very lucky guy. He stands powerful and alone. But what happens when a certain sparky girl threatens to change that? What happens when an oath to the hunting goddess is broken and a depressed young man finds his equal? Answer: All Hades breaks lose. Enjoy this unlikely love story that's jam-packed with twists and turns.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,722 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Family Reunion by SamanthaSamma reviews
Do not be alarmed mortals related to Paul, just a bunch of immortal all powerful gods here, nothing to look at.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Hades, Percy J., Poseidon, Paul B.
We'll Survive Together by Sassy Percabeth reviews
Thalia has a new mission from Artemis- to kill a savage beast that was supposed to be extinct. On the other hand, somebody had gotten control of Nico's shadow-travelling. Their paths are entwined in the Amazon rainforest, where treachery awaits them. They are lost without help, so they can only survive together... Was this all planned out? Who is behind this?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Thalia G., Nico A., Artemis, Aphrodite
My Other Half (Thalia & Nico) by Stellee123 reviews
What happens when you mix the world's two most mischievous, daring, bold Demigods? Thalia, daughter of Zeus, and Nico, son of Hades, are sure to leave their mark when combined. Add in a sprinkle of surprise and drama, and you have the perfect disaster. - Thalico story. Rated T for language and mild adult themes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,482 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Love like Whoa by asami.clam reviews
OK! This is a story with action, fluff, and hilarity! Sanubis forever! What happens when things go crazy on a cruise ship, and meet the Greeks? Catfight, iPods, Idiots and more! *WAS ON HIATUS FOR A LONG TIME AND IS IN EDITING*
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 1/26/2012 - [Sadie K., Anubis]
We're off to see the (Hogwarts) Wizard by Sassy Percabeth reviews
Set right before the Giant War (against Gaea). Seems like the worst time for a quest: right before a war!, but the 7 Nico and Thalia are sent to Hogwarts to bring back some more demigods because, according to Chiron's old friend Professor Albus Dumbledore, there are quite a few in Hogwarts. But, The Golden Trio are starting to get suspicious... COVER ART BY RL-DUMP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Percy J., Thalia G.
Past, Here We Come! by StellaHunterOfArtemis reviews
Kids from the future have arrived at Camp Half-Blood! Who are their parents? How did they come? Join our favorite demigods as they meet their children before they are born.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,540 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Shut up Leo by NekoMaji reviews
Leo realize the craziest fact about his family. Read if you want to see the reaction of each Heroes, Titans, Olympians, Minor Gods, and Campers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Leo V.
A new Adventure by Eyo-Demiwitch reviews
Neville Longbotton and Luna Lovegood are going back to Hogwarts to attend their 7th year at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, finally deciding to reveal their secret to the whole school. With some new students coming to attend Hogwarts, Neville and Luna find themselves sucked into another adventure with one of the new students.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Luna L., Neville L., Nico A.
Percy! by invisible-demigod reviews
Placed a few years after the Second Titan War before The Lost Hero. Annabeth is grieving, and the camp isn't the same. Find out who dies and what it matters to the camp. (Better SHOCKING summary inside). BTW be aware it will most likely have SOME sort of swearing because there are Thalia and Nico in here!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,378 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Annabeth C., Grover, Nico A., Thalia G.
dear fanfiction by im-a-troll reviews
i don't mean to insult anybody
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012
Letters by SilverAuthor01 reviews
Leo, the funny and humor one. Reyna, the strict and serious one. When a friendship develops, they continue to send letters. Could anything possibly happen just by a letter, pen and some daily words from each other? Hades, yeah! Cover made by Tazmaster.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R.
Secrets and Lies by PJOHPHGlove reviews
Leo is keeping a secret from the person he cares about most. Reyna is confused, not knowing what her boyfriend is keeping from her. Will he ever tell her? Read and find out :) LOTS OF LEYNA. Dont like, dont read. Simple :) Rated T cause im paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,124 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Reyna R., Leo V.
If I had Wings by WordsBreakBones2 reviews
"With every breath I feel you there. Forbidden love is falling- Your eyes sing despair." Read and Review! One-shot#2
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Nico Goes to Hogwarts by vampire13eb reviews
This is a story I've begun writing, but I want to see if people will read it. This is the first chapter, and any and all reviews are appreciated. Pretty much it's Nico going to Hogwarts to hunt Horcruxes, and it takes place in The OotP. Rated T for violence, swearing, and Nico di Angelo in general. Tell me what you think, honestly. And if you spot any mistakes, tell me, please.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,929 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Hades, Nico A.
Children of Lightning by PhoenixCycle reviews
A series of oneshots chronicling the relationship between Thalia and Jason. Siblings always stick together, right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Jason G., Thalia G. - Complete
Demigods In Goode Highschool by BringMeTheBooks reviews
* DISCONTINUED * Strongly discourage reading it, I wrote this story quite a while ago, and I'm not that proud of it due to some errors, the Mary-Sueness of my character and the overall childish writing style. Thank you to all my lovely readers, I love and cherish all of your reviews
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,637 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Annabeth C., Thalia G., Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Arrange Marriment by Jac-ChanTomahawkChop reviews
Zeus is having a fight with Hades that might go physical if he doesn't do something so he arranged married Thalia with Nico. I suck at summaries but give it a chance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Thalia G., Nico A.
Percy Jackson Alphabet by Carlyb96 reviews
I know, it's been done a million times before, but I thought I'd have a go. Short, drabbles about many of the PJO and HoO characters everyone loves. Bits of Percabeth, Thalico, Leyna, Jasper, Gruniper etc. Hope you enjoy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
We'll Always Have Paris by WhenWeMeetAgain reviews
Every season Piper's friends visit her and Leo in Paris, this time they bring a new boy. Piper's never liked anyone so she tries her best to not fall for him... it's not working... but it's just one week, she can last right? JASPER WARNING. There's also Percabeth, Thalico, Tratie (You know i can't live without it), and Leyna.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Jason G., Piper M. - Complete
Percy Jackson goes Hogwarts by life is struggle reviews
Crossover story. Percy, Annabeth, Thalia and Nico set off on a quest to protect Harry from Voldemort. In order to do so, they act as wizards in Hogwarts. Percabeth, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione. Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,723 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Triwizard tournament with a special guest by TeamLeo4Life reviews
Percy has to compete in the triwizard tournament without saying he's a demigod. With Voldemort rising, Percy isn't in the best place. He meets the golden trio, which have so many suspicions of him. This summary isn't that good, but I suggest reading this story...the gods will bless you if you do! (you should totally check out my profile)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013
Thaco DrabbleFF by SilverAuthor01 reviews
The gods disapprove of Thaco and set a meeting to decide whether to forbid them from each other or not. Of course Aphrodite thinks Thaco has true love and decides to show everybody the story of Thaco (not Tacos, Percy - -) from A to Z. Cover made by Tazmaster.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,801 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
An Uncommon Situation by legendariium reviews
AU. The Royal Kings and Queens decided it was time. It was time for there children to get married. But it wasn't that easy. There would always be someone to try to stop them, but can love overcome that? Percabeth / Thalico / Jasper / Tratie / Leyna. Rated T. REWRITTEN VERSION POSTED SEPARATELY.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,887 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Witches, Wizards, What Else is New? by HorseHat23 reviews
Percy, Thalia and Nico are sent to a magical boarding school in England. Chiron gave them one goal: protect Harry Potter and his friends. How will they do it? Is there more to Hogwarts and its students than what meets the eye? Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W., Nico A.
Love the Babysitter by HappyOwl reviews
Annabeth Chase needs money and Sally Jackson needs a babysitter to look after her two young children, Polly and Tyson. So Sally hires Annabeth. But what happens when Percy Jackson, the eldest son, meets Annabeth? Percabeth, Thalico, and more!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,809 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Without You By My Side by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
After Bianca dies Nico sinks deeper and deeper into depression. But maybe someone can save him before he drowns. AU one-shot, slight implied Thalico, rated for underage drug and alcohol abuse, cutting and depressing themes. WARNING: character death.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] Bianca A. - Complete
Just a Chance Encounter? by Wandering Seas reviews
Reyna and Hylla have been captured by the ruthless Blackbeard, but can they escape? And if they do, what happens if they're separated? Meanwhile, Leo Valdez is on the run from yet another foster home. When Reyna's hurt and lost, will Leo swoop in to be her knight in shining armor? And is it just a chance encounter or something more? Some might even say...fate?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,488 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R., Hylla
Plane rides by FanFictionWriter2000 reviews
Nico and Thalia go on a plane ride to Percy and Annabeth's wedding. what could go wrong? Thalico oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Complete
Box of Memories by callmetash reviews
Leo/Reyna one-shots all set in the same universe. Features canon pairings, particularly Percy/Annabeth and Jason/Piper. Slightly AU, may contain spoilers from The Mark of Athena. "What do you mean, I'm banned from playing on the Wii?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R.
Coming Home by legendariium reviews
Finish rebuilding Olympus, Annabeth returns back to San Francisco. She promises to Percy that she will come back. Months later, she returns to New York City, ready to officially live there. She meets up with the other demigods and are all ready to attend Goode High. What they find there is something so bizarre. Percy was popular? What the Hades? Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,855 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
The Sadness Of Mistakes by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Nico di Angelo is almost the most popular boy in eleventh grade at Goode High School. Thalia Grace hangs back in the shadows and lashes out at anyone who tries to come close to her. He knows she's hiding something. She just wants to be left alone. What happens when he starts getting closer to her? High School AU, Thalico, Percabeth. Rated for depressing themes in later chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,956 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Promises by Scythe Rabbits reviews
From the age of nine, Thalia learned that promises don't last. But she still hadn't expected it when her last promise, her last unblemished promise to herself, was broken. She fell in love with Nico DiAngelo. But this time, all those scars she'd collected began to heal.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Mr Fix-It by NotsoSugarQueen reviews
She was seriously beautiful, strong and an amazing praetor. And Leo's good at fixing things, even if he plays with fire sometimes. After all, he's a Hephaestus kid. But her heart is the one thing he's not sure he can fix. Please R&R! (T because of paranoia)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R.
Found by Reading-is-4-life reviews
What if Nico and Thalia knew each other when they were kids? It is kind of an AU, but not really. This is my first story so read and review! I'm still not sure about the genre and the rating so it might change... And can someone help me choose the genre and the rating?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Fanfiction Choice Awards Nominees by Lightning-at-221b reviews
FCA Nominees. Actual Award show now up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
May The Odds by AliAvian reviews
My name is Maysilee Donner. I am seventeen years old. I have been chosen for the Hunger Games. The odds are not in my favor. 48 tributes. 1 winner. Let the Games Begin.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,342 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D.
Expectations by PhoenixCycle reviews
"I think I know a bit about expectations," "You don't have the same expectations that I do," Jason said bitterly. The night after Jason meets Hercules at the Pillars of Hercules, he and Percy have a talk about expectations.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
The Lotus Flower Hotel Comes in Handy by Luna Rivera528 reviews
A relationship is like a car. As long as there is enough in common between the two, aka gas, the the relationship will keep moving farther and farther from where it started out, like a car. But if there's no gas, the car will just stay still. Then, you can stay in that car as long as you want, but if there's no gas, it won't move forward, like a relationship. Ch 28 up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,323 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Words by musicmidnight reviews
A chaptered fiction with one subject per chapter. Was originally going to be individual stories per subject, but I decided I like this better. Does that makes sense? Well, I triple-double-dog-dare you to read it anyway. :-)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Just Keep Breathing cuz In The End It Ends Tonight by Percabethlvrknowsall reviews
So this is a story written by two amazing authors: Lighting-AND 'Death and me, Percabethlvrknowsall. It's a twist on the Heroes of Olympus so yeah. ENJOY! Rather than Percy and Jason enduring the switch on their own, Annabeth and Reyna accompany them as they embark on the the journey to fulfilling the Prophecy together. Loosely based on TLH and SON.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Jason G.
Love Is All I Ever Needed by HostOfAwesomeness11 reviews
Thalia Grace was a normal girl, that lived with her mother. Her life was... Okay. She was innocent and her innocence got her pushed around. When she figures out that shes a demigod, she is escorted to camp and starts fresh. She's Thalia Grace, daughter of Zeus, bad ass worrier. when she comes back she is going to make sure she gets revenge. Slight AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
i think i'm falling for you by autumnbreeze16 reviews
Five moments Nico di Angelo realized he was in love. Nico/Thalia; AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Oh Gods! by Ijusttaserdyou reviews
"Oh Gods, Leo!" "It wasn't my fault!" "Sure, and neither was burning the macaroni!" In which we become a family, burn macaroni, and go on an adventure all at once! Rated T because of teenage pregnancy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Reyna R., Leo V., Annabeth C., Percy J.
A flight to remember by maroulitsa reviews
Percy and his best friend Nico decided to go on a trip to Greece, but what will happen to these demigods during the flight,what new people will they meet,clue a blonde hair girl with gray eyes (yeah the one you think is)...read the story to find out the rest...first story don't be too harsh... Review as much as you like...:)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
The Trip to New York by demigod-and-thief18 reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny never really knew much about the muggle world, or America. So when they visited the USA for the first time, they were expecting some strange things. But they never expected to meet Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico. And it all started because Sally was making cookies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
An Inconvenient Truth by MissSwissish reviews
Petunia overhears a troubling converstion. Because Privet Drive couldn't be THAT oblivious. Mentions child neglect
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Nico di Angelo becomes a teacher by simonDAgreat reviews
Nico di Angelo becomes a teacher of Hogwarts, helping the boy-who-lived, of course being force against his will. he will help Harry Potter to survive the life of being the chosen hero. What will happen? will thinks get any better? or worser?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,590 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013
Superman by connorstoll reviews
Even though Thalia's day was terrible, she kept that smile on her face, waiting for her Superman to come back down... /Thalia chuckled, snorting from Nico's tickling and tried to summon a sigh. "Fine. Nico, you are the great and majestic and powerful and the absolute pro in snakes and ladders. /Thalico AU/
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
The New Transfer Student by A.Pelosi reviews
Hogwarts has a new transfer student. Who is it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013
Ten Reasons Why by AiSyo the Couple of the Year reviews
Ten reasons why PJO is awesome, why demigods rule, why CHB should get cookies. ALL HERE! K because I don't intend to make things AWKWARD! READ AND REVIEW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Percy J., Thalia G.
A Simple Prank by DripsOfRed reviews
Thalia doesn't think anything or anybody can cheer her up. Why does she need cheering up? She got kicked out of the Hunt, that's what. Nico thinks he can help. The only way to do that, is to think like Thalia. What does Thalia like to best? Prank.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
When Broken Shells Make Christmas Bells by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Jason tries to propose to Piper, but she won't accept until he asks the right way. One-shot, gods aren't mentioned so it could be AU. Rating for implications of adult themes. Jiper.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2013 - [Piper M., Jason G.] - Complete
Impressions by connorstoll reviews
Katie and Travis both have their own personal struggles and problems in life. One is a workaholic who never took time to sniff the roses while another lives on the bottle. When both take a break from their havoc lives, the pair meet at a bar both yearning for a solution to life. Impressions. COMPLETE.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2013 - [Travis S., Katie G.] - Complete
There's No Harm In One Kiss by DripsOfRed reviews
Sadie can't get Anubis out of her head. What happens when he shows up. Out of nowhere might I add.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
across the sky by autumnbreeze16 reviews
A one-shot for Independence Day. / As the lights danced above them, he tried to ignore the silver crown perched on her head. Nico/Thalia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
My Boy Builds Coffins by Calypso1211 reviews
A Thalico fiction... Kind of a songfic/drabble of sort. To read or not to read... :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,633 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A.
The Highwayman by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Based on the poem The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes, Nico is a highwayman (he stops people on the road and robs them) and Thalia is the girl he's in love with. But Luke, the stable hand at Thalia's father's inn, is jealous and tells the redcoats where Nico is. Set in 1700s England. AU oneshot, Thalico, Thuke (one-sided). Rated for character death (sort of, read it to understand).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] Luke C. - Complete
The twelve olympian kids by greekghostgirl reviews
Someone decides to pull a 'prank' on the gods, by turning them all into little kids! Now they have to stay at camp half-blood with their kids "protecting" them. What does that mean for camp? Who did this? Why? Will the Olympians ever get changed back? Oh, and did I mention the fact that they have no clue who they really are?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,020 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011
The House of Hades-the first official chapter by Wisdom owl reviews
This the the house of hades sneak peek-the official first chapter. not a fanfiction, the real one. SPOILER ALERT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Hazel L. - Complete
He Never Did by Justanotherfangirl3000 reviews
AU in which the ship breaks down when it arrives in new rome so the seven has to stay while Leo tries to fix it. While "helping" Leo in the engine room, Reyna decides he needs a break. They end up running into Jason and Piper. How will Reyna react?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R.
To Love the Forbidden by Jenna of the Red Robes reviews
Life changes drastically when Anubis asks Sadie Kane to be his girlfriend. Things are not easy for a mortal dating a god but, Anubis hopes to one day make her his...forever.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,352 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sadie K., Anubis
in the end, it doesn't even matter by autumnbreeze16 reviews
Even though you say it's not her fault, she smiles bitterly and says Yes, it is. Nico/Thalia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
a month with the big three kids by nalisa reviews
When the children of the big three are forced to live together for a month , thing are expected to go crazy...and they do, so join as they live together ,fight each other, and try not to blow percy's place up
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Percy Gets a Surprise by moustachelover14 reviews
This is one of those 'Percy goes to school, his friends don't believe his girlfriend is real, Annabeth shows up' Fanfictions. I know thats really cliché, but its my first fanfic. Read and review, and no flames please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Eavesdroppers by nikitabella reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Leo and Thalia will learn a couple of important things: 1. Eavesdropping isn't nice; 2. Don't make rash decisions; 3. Not everything is what it sounds. Now a whole story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,602 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Jason G., Piper M.
Saving Grace by MusicChangesLives reviews
AU. Thalico. High School: Last year, Thalia's two best friends signed her up for cheerleading and her life changed. All she wants is things to go back to the way they were before. Can Nico Di Angelo, a new student, can help her reach that goal? Rated T for Mild Language/ On A Short Break. I'm Sorry. The Last Chapter Explains Everything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Best Last Week Ever by MusicChangesLives reviews
At South North High School, Nico Di Angelo never really liked Gym Class. But during the last week of school, they do something that he thinks he might enjoy though one big surprise might just make this the best last week ever. On A Short Break. I'm Sorry. Last Chapter Explains Everything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Because I'll fight for that by one-of-those-girls13 reviews
Set after Giant War. Nico didn't heal from his torture from Gaia and needs help and excactly that happens. He finds happiness again but what if exactly the people who make him happy are endangered? can he save his loved ones and himself at the same time? One thing is for sure: It won't be easy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Nico's Got Nerve by shadyfanfictionftw reviews
Thalico! My version on how Nico proposes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Neighborly Love by Daughthers.Of.Athena reviews
Annabeth, Thalia and Piper live together but what happens when Percy, Nico and Jason are their new neighbors? Pairings are Percabeth, Jasper and Thalico. Sorry for the short summary. :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G.
As They Meet by Little 3 Forever reviews
Percy is the grandson of voldemort and comes to hogwarts ,take place after giant war and during Harry's sixth year. I don't own Harry Potter/ Percy Jackson
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
Bring Me To Life by the-daughter-of-poseidon312 reviews
Just a Thalico one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Watching the Movie by helotastic reviews
Because Annabeth is an effing BLOND, Grover is white, and the whole thing was a lame excuse for a movie. The campers and gods have seen and hated the Lightning Thief movie. But while demigods can defeat an evil titan lord, no sweat, what will happen when their quest faces Hollywood, the paparazzi, and enough legal copyright issues to make even a lawyer have a nervous breakdown?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Parent-Teacher Conferences by epicsilverbullet reviews
So the Titan War got over. They won. The Giant War was a bit of a pain, but in the end, they got through that, too. No biggie. But how in all that is good and holy are all of the couples from the series supposed to survive parent-teacher conference meetings with the teachers of their kids? Oh, dear. What could possibly go wrong?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,529 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Nico A., Percy J., Travis S., Jason G. - Complete
Drool Worthy by MatildaSue reviews
"Is he attractive? Sure, he has nice eyes, and they sparkle when he laughs, and he always smells fresh and salty, like the sea, and his hair is messy, in a nice way, but he is not cute. Nope, not at all. Not drool worthy." Now a series of one shots/drabbles with your favourite PJO/HOO pairings! Some A/U some not.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Travis S., Katie G.
Of the Angels' Grace by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
A collection of song fictions. Using songs from lots of different bands, such as Evanescence, Nightwish, and Within Temptation. I will take suggestions for songs. Rated for depressing themes. Some are AU. Thalico, maybe Percabeth in later chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
Demigods at Hogwarts by rosedaughterofiris reviews
Twelve demigods take a trip to England "to keep an eye on things". Can they keep their identities secret? Will new relationships form? Find out!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Theory of Relatives by hi dead account pls leave reviews
It turns out, Lily Potter/Evans had another sister: Sally. And now, Sally lives in the U.S. With her demigod son of Poseidon, Percy. What happens when they visit the Dursleys and Harry with some of Percy's Godly cousins one summer? Mass havoc? (Set after the HoO series and during ) BEING REVITALIZED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013
Capture the Flag, Leo style by greekgeek25 reviews
Reyna wasn't looking forward to spending a week at CHB. Of course she had to be traveling with her ex- almost boyfriend to a place where her failed attempt at flirting lived. Also she had to deal with that horrid leo kid who blew up her city. And to top it all off, she was forced to play their silly Capture the Flag game
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,495 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013
You Owe Me by I'm a Muppet of a girl reviews
Clary Fray and Jace Wayland hated each other at first sight. It seems like he lives to make her life miserable. But when Jace is attacked and the police start to suspect Clary of being responsible (despite the fact that she played a part in saving his life), it becomes necessary to find the real culprit, and impossible for them to hate each other any longer.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,272 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Scared by Thalico-Forever13 reviews
Thalia is scared. Nico wants to find out why. will she let him help her or will she push him away and fall prey to her everlasting fear. R&R! flames are welcome. so is constructive criticism and i am open to ideas!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Family Reunion by IamUndomielwifeofEstel reviews
Percy Jackson has just defeated Kronos. He now finally gets the break he's been waiting for. That is until Sally decides to throw a Family Reunion. If life could not get more crazy for Percy... Wait.. The gods are invited too? Join Percy Jackson on his epic quest to survive. Until the reader finds out that it is not epic; but just downright stupid. PERCABETH First fanfic! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Percy J., Sally J., Annabeth C., Paul B.
The Children of the Big Three by TheButterArmy reviews
Percy, Nico, Jason are part in a group chosen by the Big Three. They send servents to train one of their children and get them together to explore the country, fight monsters, or just have fun. When they go to their Jr year at Goode they each meet Annabthe, Thalia, and Piper who are new to the school. What happens when they meet each other. Percabeth, Thalico, and Jasper!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Percy J., Nico A., Jason G., Annabeth C.
Stranded? by connorstoll reviews
8 years have past and the four friends drifted apart. But when the impossible happened, the four friends reconcile in the most inconvenient of ways; they get stranded together. During this, feelings submerge. random cravings happens, fights occurs, anxiety is evident; as they embark on an expedition, scouring for the truth. COMPLETE. (bro don't even bother reading it pls)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
The mysterious family by illusivehopesrr reviews
Lord Voldemort was back. Percy and Nico were sent to Hogwarts by the request of Prof. Dumbledore. During "The order of the Phoenix" and after "The last Olympian"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Harry P., Percy J., Nico A.
Feather in the Wind by BeautiWind reviews
1845. After a forced agreement with Whites, 15 year old Piper is betrothed to Jason Grace, son of the one who has caused much harm to her people. Yet she doesn't know that and it doesn't help the vast rumors of forced marriages with the lightly-colored she had heard of. But yet she never thought that she would fall for him, despite the knowledge that he might leave. Rated T/M
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,551 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Piper M., Jason G., Leo V.
Why Not? by musicsheet reviews
Thalia Grace. Nico di Angelo. Other wise known as one of the worlds best punk-rock band. When Nico wants to take things to the next level with Thalia, he finds out that she's needed to date one of Hollywood's big boys. What will he do? Sequel to Why We Left but is not needed to read this story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013
Nico di Angelo and the Rising by AlieraCaffrey17 reviews
Nico and Percy go to Hogwarts to help the wizarding world get rid of Voldemort, who is nothing compared to Kronos. But what's this? Demon gates? Hecate's Orb? A dark plot is uncovered, that will make it difficult for both wizards and demigods to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,886 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Nico A.
Got Caffeine? by greekgeek25 reviews
It's science fair time! Rachel Dare has decided to do her experiment on the effect of caffeine on demigods (and one satyr!). What happens when your favorite PJO characters consume too much caffeine?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Rachel D., Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Maybe I'm in Love with you ღ by Mangolie reviews
Just a little fluffy, dramatic Thalico Oneshoot... R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Thalia G., Piper M. - Complete
How Not to Start Dating by A Bird Of Many Flavours reviews
Thalia and Nico have just finished a successful grocery raid, but they come across a slight problem involving law. Disclaimer: I do not own PJO, credit goes to Rick Riordan.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
The crew of Argo II Meets the future by booklover1004 reviews
After Percy and Annabeth have fallen into Tartarus, the demigods on Argo II are going mad with worry. What do they do? Go to the future obviously! Wait, Nico and Thalia are married? Where is Leo? And most importantly, WHERE ARE PERCY AND ANNABETH?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,865 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Nico A., Leo V. - Complete
When Thunder Meets Lightning by pastelshadows reviews
A collection of drabbles concerning Nico and Thalia's growing relationship.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,942 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Forgotten in the Cosmos by Wolfsong1249 reviews
(REWRITE) NORMAL isn't something in a Demi-god's vocab. So being tossed back in time to the Roman Empire around 0 B.C. is... a standard demi-god life. Read at the Prophecy of Seven plus Reyna meet each other before TLH and band together to rewrite the Forgotten Mythological story of Cosima mother of the Universe
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,868 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Voldemort Is Going Down by Miss-Invisible-Xx reviews
Annabeth, Percy, Thalia, Nico go to Hogwarts because Dumbledore asked Chiron for some help in fighting the battle against Lord Voldemort. While they are there can they keep their secret quiet or will the golden trio figure it out? After TLO before TLH, kiss never happened. During 6th year at Hogwarts. Rated T for language. (ON HIATUS)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
The Prince of Slaves by Percabethshipper0818 reviews
Perseus Jackson spent his entire childhood running from trouble. His mother died to protect him now he is determined to make a name for slaves like him and to find a girl with blond hair and gray eyes, because of this he became the hero of slaves together with Jason,Nico,Frank and Leo. He is the Prince of Slaves
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,061 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Thalico? Hello? HUNTRESS OF ARTEMIS by COOKIEMONSTER 249 reviews
Thalia is a HUNTRESS. Nico DiAngelo is just her friend. Her male friend who is super deep and sensitive but just a FRIEND. So, when Thalia, Drew and Nico go on a quest, Why is Thalia so compelled to singe off Drew's perfectly plucked eyebrows?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,020 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A.
Oh, No, I Didn't by sizzle.like.stygian.ice reviews
Fleeting flutters of the heart, sudden monster attacks, and the occasional unexpected rendezvous all follow two of Camp Half-Blood's most lovingly feared inhabitants. But the evident turn of events leads to each of them thinking, "No WAY I did that." But they obviously did, didn't they?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
An Actual Chance? by The Olympian Queen reviews
The world's in danger, what's new? Nothing really, but Leo just eyed Reyna for the first time. And Reyna possibly has no intentions on acknowledging his existence. Well, not just yet.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R.
Journals of Demigods by SephCurrentDaughterofPoseidon reviews
Well the gods decided that the Demigods have too many problems, so they made them vent their troubles in these diaries, I have found them and am sharing them with you.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,214 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012
The Demigod Encounter by extraflxmey reviews
Re-write of Feuding Worlds. Demigods and wizards aren't a very good mix. (Especially if Greeks and Romans mix.) There are fights. There's suspicion. There's Quidditch matches...yeah, maybe not. And if they arrived during the time of the Triwizard Tournament—well, maybe the Quintwizard Tournament—things are bound to turn awkward. DISCONTINUED AS OF 4/28/13.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,180 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Harry P., Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Keeping Up With The Olympians And Heroes by The Olympian Queen reviews
Yeah, yeah, it's finally happened. The lives of our favorite Olympians and heroes have now been stuck into one reality show of the ultimate drama. "Ultimate" might be exaggeration, but we never know with those guys. Not even the Kardashians come close to them. WARNING: Bring helmets in case of cereal shootings.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012
Oh, Why? by the-daughter-of-poseidon312 reviews
A song I wrote about Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Halfbloods eavesdrop by nikitabella reviews
What are two ADHD demigods doing alone in a room? And what's with the starnge noises? First lesson you have to learn is that eavesdropping isn't nice. Second, things are always much more complicated than it sounds. Third, only eyes don't lie. Various couples in different situations. Read and enjoy! :))
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,589 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V., Reyna R.
Avengers Assemble: The Olympian Avengers by Sucktastic Valdez reviews
Based on "The Avengers". Zeus and Athena decide to assemble earth's mightiest heroes; Percy Jackson, Jason Grace, Katniss Everdeen, Maximum Ride and the Kane siblings to help them fight Gaea and the Giants. But are the book Avengers a team or a timebomb? Alternate time to "The Lost Hero".
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,758 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Percy J., Carter K. - Complete
We Travel to Another World by Santa'sLittleELF reviews
Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Nico DiAngelo and Thalia Grace are chosen to travel to Hogwarts to help prepare them for the upcoming war. No one knows that they are demigods, except the headmaster. What will happen when a series of events force them to revel themselves? rated K because I am paranoid.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,964 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012
Angel of the Victorious People by Poseidonschild reviews
Hecate smiled. "Who better than you Nico, for a guardian angel? Does your name not mean Angel of the Victorious People?" Nico has seen the upmost worst of the world and humanity. He thought his life was starting to look up when he's suddenly dragged into a world of magic by a godly cousin. His quest - Protect Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Nico A.
Nico and Thalia's Not-So-Awesome Summers by obsessive360 reviews
(Somewhat HoO compliant) Nico is given a quest to find his new sister, and the only person able to, and that he wants, go with him is Thalia. You see, they have secrets that not even the gods, well, MOST of the gods, know about. With one shock after another, no pun intended, who will come out alive/unscathed in the end? Not even Rachel and Apollo can tell you! Disc: I don't own PJO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,791 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
The Lost Heroine by The Ficsmith reviews
In a world where Reyna and Annabeth were switched instead of Percy and Jason, Reyna ends up with Piper and Leo. This leads to a world of adventure, friendship, fun, dragons, bad jokes, and possibly (but not probably) the most epic tale ever told. Leyna. DISCONTINUED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,954 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
I Won't Say I'm In Love by deactivated-soflylikea36 reviews
For Thalia and Nico, listen to the song from the Disney movie "Hercules" (1997) before you read this. P.S. Pretend this happens before all the crazy that is "The Heroes of Olympus Series," pretend that Thalico got one Summer to relax and be teenagers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A.
I Love How Much You Hate Me by maya356556 reviews
"I dreamed that I had slept with...Jason Grace" Told from Piper's perspective comes a story about a girls life becoming a living nightmare, but things aren't always what they appear to be and this could perhaps be a...blessing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,152 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Jason G., Piper M.
Would you Rather by CecePJOTHG reviews
So Hi this is a story were all the characters play would you rather but the one they choose they have to do so its more then just saying a answer. So I hope you enjoy and please read and all that stuff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013
One message is sent by Fluentinsaucyness reviews
when you take a close look at Thalia Grace one message is sent. ONE-SHOT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Complete
The ones Unknown by Lethie of Farkle reviews
He's Nico DiAngelo, she's Thalia Grace. No one really knows who they are, only whose child they are.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Dear Daddy by muzi yuki reviews
Percy writes a letter to his father.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon, Sally J. - Complete
The Mission of Zeus and Iapetus by LucianDaughterofHades reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Thalia and Nico are chosen to go on a quest to save Zeus from Iapetus. What will come of them? A certain death? Unexpected sparks of romance? Read and you will find out :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,722 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012
It's All Real by kazoquel4 reviews
Paul always knew Percy was different. But he didn't know he was this different... My take on Paul finding out Percy's a demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
Demigod Challenges by Mixitup999 reviews
Takes place after the second titan war. But Percy and Annabeth have not confessed their feelings yet. But what happens when a few demigods start playing a few games like Truth or Dare, Karaoke, etc... :) Pairings: Percy/Annabeth, Nico/Thalia, Travis/Katie. Definitely fluff and a lot of humour. R&R! ENJOY :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,452 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Musings of a Stalker Squirrel by KneelDownToUsPeasants reviews
It was an accident, really. Apollo and Rachel really didn't mean to crash the sun chariot into Rachel's house. It happened, of course, and now the two have to find a way to fix it. Told all from the point of view of a squirrel. Completely random parody.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Apollo, Rachel D.
What Annabeth Chase Has Become by StellaHunterOfArtemis reviews
One-Shot. Mr Jacob Diaz meets the student he never liked, nor disliked, Annabeth Chase, after twenty five years he last taught her in High School. I wonder what she has become now? Companion piece to 'What Percy Jackson Has Become'.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
To Turn Back Time by GoldenPhoenixx reviews
Harry is sent back in time to his parent's seventh year! But in this time Voldemort is still alive and kicking so who knows what dangers he will land himself in... Time Travel Set just after the battle of Hogwarts. rated T cause I'm paranoid. Please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,913 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P.
Cinderella, also called Huntress by ThaliaHuntressGrace reviews
The little girl looked at the necklace in her lap and nodded. "I will." She said closing her eyes. 'And promise to hunt down the person who killed you. Promise.' And that little girl was none other than Thalia Grace. Who lost her mother to a murderer. Called, well... you'll find out later. And this is her story. Everybody is a little OC but, this is a fanfic so YOLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Funeral's by Senior Scribe69 reviews
Once called 'Nico's Funeral' but I decided to turn it into some more one shots. Rated T for death. Godly speeches. I tried to add humor in. Implied Thalico, Percabeth, Jasper, Leyna, Frazel. Send in suggestions of who's funeral you want me to write about.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
What Percy Jackson Has Become by StellaHunterOfArtemis reviews
One-Shot. Ms Vanessa Roberts meets her most notorious student, Percy Jackson, after fifteen years had passed when she last taught him in High School. I wonder what he has become now? Companion piece to 'What Annabeth Chase Has Become'.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
BFB by AwesomeDemigodOfAwesomeness reviews
It's gonna get all Thalico up in here! Song fic where Thalia likes her best friend Becca's brother, Nico. He likes her too. What happens when they're alone in a room. And Nico finds she CAN sing. Update: I actually ship Solangelo soooooo
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
L'atto di Morte by Enchiladas reviews
Hades is angry. A boy by the name of Harry Potter has escaped death for far too long. Now that his "prophecy" has been completed, Hades sends his faithful son to take his soul. But things are never simple for Harry and Nico now are they?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,408 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
Walking Blindly Off A Cliff by crazycousinsdoubleAduo reviews
When the Hunters was first sent to Camp Half-blood, Thalia did know that she would fall in love with her best friend. Will the son of Hades catch her when she falls? Will the help of two gods help her to choose her decision? Will her decision change everything? Our first fanfic,
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A.
Time by Mrs-diAngelo25 reviews
Thalia has quit the Hunt, after six years in service, to be with her true love. What happens when she doesn't get the happy ending she thought she would get? Rated T for slight cursing, depressing themes, and character death. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
A Trip to Camp HogBlood by KLoveMe reviews
(Co-written with IzzyPJAC) Due to Hogwarts' near destruction in the battle with Voldemort, the students are moved to Camp Halfblood. But when Nico DiAngelo's 'surprise' brings back Tom Riddle, and he teams up with Kronos, things get messy. (And no, I did not draw that pic of Harry and Percy. I found it on Google.)(Rating might change.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
Happy Birthday by It's Fairchild reviews
Eu escrevi no ano passado, no dia do meu aniversário.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
L'agence Aphrodite pour les cas désespérés : opération Thalico by Ellana17 reviews
Lorsque Piper aperçoit Thalia et Nico en train de discuter à la colonie, la fille d'Ahprodite les voit pour ce qu'ils sont vraiment : une potencielle histoire d'amour digne des plus grands mythes. Elle décide alors de les "aider" un peu.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Annabeth's School Visitation Day by Spyrite Vesta reviews
When Annabeth, Piper and Thalia are being annoyed by jocks, who comes to help them? Their boyfriends! First Book in Chronicles of a Darknyv. This is rated T for cursing only. Percabeth, Thalico and Jasper. In later chapters, Leyna, Frazel, and OC/OC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,590 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Road Trip by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
In which Octavian attempts to headbang (he fails miserably), the legionnaires attempt to sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" (they fail miserably), and Reyna attempts to stay sane through it all (she also fails miserably). Kind-of crackfic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Reyna R., Octavian - Complete
Someone Who Cares by TheOriginalPsychoCanadian reviews
Very sad story about Nico and Thalia. Please read, I suck at summaries, but my stories are really good. Well, I think they are :D Please, leave a review :D ALL HUMAN. Rated T for mention of suicide (if you read in-between the lines :) ) Thank you :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Fell in love? by Emzy75 reviews
Thalia Grace is back at camp, but why? She gets to see Percy, Annabeth and Nico again, but it's not the best way to greet each other. (Just a one-shot guys, hope you like!) R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
An Old Piece Of Parchment by The Neek reviews
Harry Potter doing his work as an auror is searching through the hall of records, when something catches his eye. A birth record, Sally Jackson's birth record, saying that she is the daughter of Tom Marvalo Riddle Jnr. Percy Jackson having a rest after the giant war suddenly finds some oddly dressed people with sticks outside his door and finds out some secrets about his mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Reyna, Not Mulan by Andromeda-To-The-Demitria reviews
Reyna is, well, different from all the other girls. So when the opportunity to save her father's life comes, Reyna is all for it. Until she gets sent to an ex-enemy country with a flirtatious god as a guardian sent by her father anyway. Now Reyna has to fight, stay undercover, and try not to fall in love with the leader, all to prove that she is not, in fact, a disgrace to Rome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,993 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [Reyna R., Leo V.] - Complete
Never Too Late by TheOriginalPsychoCanadian reviews
To all of you. If you have read my stories, than you know that I totally suck at summaries, but that the stories are awesome. Well, this is another Thalico Fic. This will be a multi-chapter story, and I promise that I will ALWAYS try to update as fast as I can. Rated T for future content. INCLUDES GODS/DEMIGODS/ETC. Starts out very sad. Review :D ROCK ON
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Better than the Masses by sweatersgrief reviews
A collection of drabbles, snippets, and one shots revolving around the most powerful demi-gods, Thalia Grace, Nico di Angelo, and Percy Jackson. 003: ' "I miss Bianca." The voice on the other line admits, and Percy's heart clenches. ' T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Aphrodite's Couples Journal by Nyx's Kid reviews
Aphrodite's notes on all the couples in and out of the camps. Percabeth, Thalico, Rachello, Jasper, Groper, Selendorf, Claris, Pally, Leyna, Tratie, Frazel, Wilyssa, Tyla and more. Even the gods have couple names, i.e. Zera, Pothena, Hemeter, Hadone, Aphrores, etc.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Fun at Wal-Mart by NinjaPants999 reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico have some fun at Wal-Mart!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Percy J., Nico A.
Paul Finds Out by Tom Marvolo Riddle 2 reviews
Percy tells Paul after he and Annabeth are caught trying to recover from a monster attack. Set between Labyrinth and Last Olympian. Rated Kplus for blood, slight angst, early Percebeth and possible launguage. Please Read and Review. Not on hiatus, just some writers block. If anyone would like to help, PM me please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Paul B.
Roomies? by foxlover98 reviews
Annabeth finally made it out of Goode High School. Now, she's attending college with her two best friends and she couldn't be happier. The only problem is that the dorms are coed, and she's stuck from the flirty jock from high school, Percy Jackson. How long can she take his antics and perverted attitude? Will he make his way into her heart? DISCONTINUED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,422 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Quest Location: Hogwarts by karmadella1234 reviews
Percy, Annebeth, Thaila, and Nico have a Quest from Olympus. They are to go to Hogwarts and judge the Wizarding word to see if it fit to continue or to die out.Rated T cause I'm paranoid & never read the ratings anyway:)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/17/2013
When Nico met Thalia by rabbguin reviews
"No no no! No nico no! You can't do this to me again you can't. You can't say 'I love you' again!"A tragic story of Thalia and Nico, set right after they put Gaea back to sleep and then it progresses quickly throughout the years, this is a sad story but with lots of happy and funny moments. R&R :3 thanks for all da support guys
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,691 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
What Difference Does It Make by Symphony's Feather reviews
His heart has a mind of its own. — Nico/Thalia. Companion to "How Hard Can It Be".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
How Hard Can It Be by Symphony's Feather reviews
Their relationship is like a safety net without the safety. — Thalia/Nico. Poemfic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico by burnthestumpshydra reviews
Only the best couple will win!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013
Snakes of the Storm by ginnyweasleypyjamas18 reviews
Any students currently failing muggle studies, a now mandatory subject, must go to stay with the Dursleys for a month. But then Voldemort captures Harry and it's up to Ron and Hermione to save him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Speaking Italian by Rock n' Fuckin' Roll reviews
Nico is learning more about his heritage, and what better way than to learn the language? And who will be his first victim? The one and only, Thalia Grace. THALICO. Slight crack.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Johanna Mason: They Will Never See Me Cry by Arowana Flounder reviews
71st, 73rd, 74th and 75th Annual Hunger Games as experienced by Johanna Mason and her friend Finnick Odair.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 97 - Words: 216,566 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Johanna M., Finnick O. - Complete
The Daughter of Athena by Christina B reviews
Living in Ancient Greece is difficult for Annabeth, daughter of Athena. Woman have no rights, not even in who they marry. To stop the feud between Poseidon and Athena, the gods demand that Annabeth marry the son of Poseidon. AU Percabeth EPILOGUE UP-SEE NOTE FOR ONESHOT SEQUEL!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,635 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Dark Lords Grandson by Poseidonschild reviews
So what happens when Percy Jackson's bloodline is a little bit more magical than anyone had really thought. Percy is the unknown dcendent of Lord Voldemort and now Dumbledore is having him fetched to Hogwarts. He's not allowed to go with a supervisor to keep him from blowing up the school. What do the HP characters make of Percy and his cousin Nico and their cryptic references?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013
Undercover at Hogwarts by choco-taco619 reviews
Nico goes undercover at Hogwarts to protect Harry and destroy Horcruxes. Will he be able to convince people he's a wizard, or will his secret be uncovered? This is NOT a Yaio, or MalexMale!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Nico A.
Percy Jackson Facebook Style by valici reviews
Ares develops an obsession with one of Apollo's sons, Jason has a top secret teddy bear, Sally experiences confusion with chatspeak and Annabeth and Calypso battle it out on Facebook. WARNING: This story has caused people to choke on their dinner, fall off their chairs and receive weird looks for laughing too loudly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
Amor Prohibido by Miss Maddox reviews
Porque eramos hijos de distintos dioses, y ella era una doncella inmortal. Porque era un amor prohibido.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
kiss the girl by Thalico-Forever13 reviews
just a short story full of kissing and parties. hope you enjoy it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Thalia G. - Complete
Serpent's Princess by GreekHistoire reviews
When Princess Annabeth refuses to agree to an arranged marriage, her father punishes her by locking her in a tower guarded by a fearsome serpent. Little does she know that not everything is what it seems and when her world is plunged into war, she has to decide who she can really trust as the smallest mistake could cost her her life… and more. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,716 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Camp HalfBlood couples by riverx reviews
A collection of one shots about some of my favourite couples from PJO and HoO. Percabeth, Jasper, Leyna, Tratie and Frazel. Including some minor character ships! Rated T in case of future chapters. Might be OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Mardi Gras Chaos in the Hades Cabin by Moonstar Daughter of Hades reviews
So we all know Nico and Hazel, the main occupants of the Hades Cabin(just pretend Hazel lives there for the story),are from places that celebrate Mardi Gras.(If you didn't know, Italy celebrates it and Nico is Italian) but Percy, being Percy, has no idea what it's about, or even what it is. It's today, so I posted this. It's supposed to be funny, but I failed. Rated T for no reason
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Nico A., Hazel L. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Siege of Land Half-Blood by SephCurrentDaughterofPoseidon reviews
Was Previously names Robin Hood PJO & HOO Style, but it doesn't really follow much of that line anymore, so it was high time for a new name! Join Percy and friends. as they take down the evil King Kronos, and Luke, his right hand man who is the oppressive ruler of Land Half-Blood. CH 13: Breaking Out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,762 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Percy J., Jason G.
Guardians of the Pawns by Pink Wolf Princess reviews
Harry, Sirius, Sally, and Percy are snowed in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Sirius B., Sally J.
Dear Eleven Year Old Me by cole-lit reviews
The characters give advice to their eleven year old selves in the form of letters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
Summer guy by RavenKurochiki reviews
I have never thought that he would be the kind of guy who lasts... Until I saw him again... but I have pride. I am Annabeth Chase.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Get Me Out of This Car by tatalol reviews
Nico, Thalia, Percy, Annabeth and Grover are in a car- and a smallish one at that. They're in each others space and getting on each others nerves. Especially Percy and Thalia. Will they survive this fun little ride? It's comedy. Please read what have you got to lose?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Annabeth C., Grover, Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Thalia and Nico Together! by SalazarSkyholder reviews
This is after the 2nd Giant War, when Thalia gives up her lieutenant of Artemis for a reason... love with Nico di Angelo. They develop a special, romantic relationship, also known as Thalico. It also could show a little relationship between Leo and Reyna... later on.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Hogwarts and Camp Half Blood exchange students by lemon-usa-kame-chan reviews
Camp Half-Blood and Hogwarts decide to do a student exchange program. What will happen to the characters we know and love? Honorary sorting, new relationships, and Ponies that sing without pants on. Want to read more?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012
Nico Di'Angelo, Half-blood, orphan, Wizard? by Cookie Seller On The Dark Side reviews
When Nico gets a form from his dad (Yes a form) telling him to come for a meeting, and finds out he's gotta go to Hogwarts, to ensure a Mr.Harry Potter, doesn't escape death again. But he mustn't at ALL costs, blow his cover. But when a certain "Golden trio" get suspicious, what will happen?(This story is on permanent hiatus, sorry guys)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Harry P., Nico A.
Beyond the Appearance by HappyOwl reviews
Annabeth Chase is a rebel, intelligent and beautiful princess of Athens.Her mother wants her to be like her, a queen, but she is unmanageable.So after a fight, Annabeth escapes determined to leave her city behind.But what she didn't know was that she always had a bodyguard behind her.Will she accept his company?And will she accept her attraction to the handsome and sexy bodyguard?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
His Queen, Her Idiot by The Ficsmith reviews
Leo tells his daughter his own completely fictional fairy tale. Alright, there may be hints of truth scattered through-out, but other than that, it's completely fictional. Leyna family fluff. Beware, you may choke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
The TriDemizard Tournament by variyamalfoy reviews
What happens when there was a Tri-Demizard Tournament in 7th year at Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Note Passing by kittykatkool13 reviews
Percy and gang pass notes in class
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Behind closed doors by RosesAreOrange reviews
Thalia is spending the week of the Summer Solace in camp, whilst Artemis visits Olympus. She looks after the girls, and takes part in activites. But, behind closed doors her secret relationship has began. Unfortunately all weeks have a Sunday...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A.
We Are Off To See er Help The Wizards by CrystalRed reviews
The Second Giant War is over, but the fight against Voldemort is still on. The Gods decided to send in the demigods from the SGW to get the "pathetic war" over and done with. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING. ALL RIGHTS TO R.R & J.K.R Set during OFTP (Pen name use to be crystalluv4book)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,687 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012
Percy Jackson Totally OWNS One Direction by horse-crazy girl13 reviews
Just a really stupid one-shot I made! (I'm really hyped up on candy!) A parody of One Direction, showing how Percy and Nico are way better than all the members of One Direction put together! If you like One Direction, I'd advise you not to read this! No flames! I have nothing against One Direction! REVIEW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Love in the snow by blue and silver marble unicorn reviews
A one-shot somewhat song fic about how Thalia feels about Nico and some fluffiness. May be lengthened depending on reviews.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Reading the books: the Lightning Theif by ThaliaHuntressGrace reviews
Like it, love it, hate it, I don't care. just read and review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/23/2013
Girl Meets Wizard by Ilovejolly16 reviews
Crossover of two greatest books, maximum ride and harry potter. When Max is attacked by a dementor, she falls into the hands of Harry while flying in a game of a quidditch match. She is taken to Hogwarts to recover, finding herself in a utterly new story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Max
With Thalia and Nico by ThaliaHuntressGrace reviews
Hey guys ever wonder what happened with Thalia and Nico on thier way back to the cabins. Well here it is. With Thalia and Nico. Have to read my story, Karaoke Night But What Are the Gods Doing Here? first for this to make sense. Or you couldn't I don't care either way, enjoy. Oneshot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Gods in Goode High School by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
Zeus turned everybody into teenagers to teach them a lesson. What will happen when they go to Goode with Percy and the other demigods? Read and find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,433 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Zeus - Complete
A Shadow in Hogwarts by Dragon13595 reviews
Summery: Nico goes to Hogwarts on a mission to kill Voldemort for his dad. He must make friends and gain Hogwarts' trust. How will Nico react to the Golden Trio? What about Draco? Snape? No OC's
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Nico A.
Silly Mortals! by Now.What.O.o reviews
Teachers were known to help students (but mostly criticize them), but not demigods!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
New Beginnings by powerofthefreedom reviews
Reyna is tired of having to go through her pain and decieds to move and go to New York where she will meet Leo Valdez will they Put aside all the hurt both have endured and be together. I guess we won't know till you read so what you waiting for leyna fans. :) some OOC's. rated T for languege, and leo will be a flirt when they meet. PJO & HOO included, no demigods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,380 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Reyna R., Leo V.
Phobias by Dust in the Light-Crisi reviews
Everyone has something they're afraid of, be it love or injury or darkness or even spiders...The characters of Percy Jackson and the Olympians share theirs with us. Chap 1: Nico Chap 2: Clarisse Chap 3: Leo Chap 4: Grover Chap 5: Jason Chap 6: Connor Chap 7: Drew Chap 8: Silena Chap 9: Thalia Chap 10: Travis Chap 11: Katie Chap 12: Luke Chap 13: Michael 100 word drabbles. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012
Dear FanFiction by GoddessArtemis1999 reviews
Just another one of those stories where the PJO and HoO characters write letters to FanFiction. Read please! R&R. Rated T to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012
My heart belongs to you, Reyna by Son-of-Hermes11 reviews
Leo Valdez always feel left out by his friends and the entire Greek and Roman Civilization. He didn't feel any love, and yet he found himself in love...with Reyna, Praetor of the Roman Legion and a beautiful daughter of Bellona. But are his feelings true or not? Will he be able to tell Reyna how he exactly feels? Give Reviews please! This is Leyna, with other couples too! Thanks!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R.
The Great Four by xHadesChildx reviews
A mysterious boy named Nico Di Angelo wanders out into the open and is found, and saved, by Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase and Thalia Grace, who are all on the run. Percabeth and Thalico. A story of friendship, love and an amazing adventure.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A.
The Fight for a Common Cause by WingedBlueWolf reviews
Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Nico di Angeo, Thalia Grace, the Stoll brothers, Will Solace, Lou Ellen, and Rachel Dare are asked to protect the school of Hogwarts and it's students from Voldemort and his followers. With old enemies reforming and set on revenge, will they be able to protect the school while not blowing their cover? Rated T for future chapters. Cannon pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/7/2013
Mother Thalia by PrincessCeliel reviews
Thalia Grace has to take a test- but not the standard one! Hilarity ensues when Percy and Nico are turned into little kids, and Thalia must keep an eye on them. Rated T for absolutely no reason at all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,625 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Thalia G. - Complete
The Talk by AnnabethLuna reviews
Malcolm and Percy have a talk.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Malcolm, Percy J. - Complete
A Literal Plummet into The Magical World by Frostpuppy reviews
Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace, and Nico DiAngelo take a lift to Olympus, and end up skydiving into the Quidditch pitch of Hogwarts. Confused? So am I! Takes place in the world of Harry Potter in Goblet of Fire. Cussing is censored which is why this fic is rated T. I DO NOT OWN PJO OR HP! No pairings yet. Read to find out why two Percy the Prefects was a definitely not spiffing idea
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,570 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Let's talk about feelings by ItIsJustAGame reviews
Anubis/Sadie oneshots collection!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Anubis, Sadie K.
To the moon and back by Four Leafed Clove reviews
Year after year girls have flocked to Draco Malfoy to win his heart. But in his seventh year, what goes around comes around and Draco finds himself under the spell and flocking to Astoria Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Astoria G., Draco M.
Ungodly Cousins by Lily Bianca reviews
Just so happens, Lily and Petunia had a sister. Named Sally. Sally Jackson. And who knows what happens at family meetings between magic and godliness? [Rated T for mild cussing, violence, blood, and maximum drama] [Contains A Few OCs]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012
I Don't Need a Prince Charming, Not Even a Knight in Shining Armour by ikaybubut1816 reviews
The Queen is tired of waiting. When will she finally get her fairy tale dream come true? Leyna, Implied Percabeth and Jasper. Rated T, just in case. Constructive criticism welcome :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Leyna in a Canoe by TheWorldBookGirl reviews
A fluffy oneshot campfire-songfic that includes Leyna, a canoe, and fluffyness! Like the cover?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Reyna R., Leo V. - Complete
You wish by missnluvschocolate reviews
Annabeth misses Percy. She doesn't know that he is transferring to her school. When he surprises her at school, everyone is shocked. But not as shocked as mean girl and most popular girl in school, NANCY BOBOFIT? Nancy goes for Percy, Annabeth gets mad. Oooooooooooh!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Annabeth C., Nancy B.
Eavesdroppers by Paintdripps reviews
In which Jason listens in on a conversation he was never meant to hear. Just why is Leo in Reyna's house? What secrets have Reyna been keeping? Implied Jasper, slight Jeyna, and assumed Leyna. T for Jason's odd imagination. HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO SEAOFWISDOM18, BUTTERFLY OF THE DUSK, AND I-AM-JASON-SON-OF-JUPITER. MERRY CHRISTMAS/OTHER WINTER HOLIDAY EVERYONE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
The mysterious assassins of Chaos by daughter-of-zues reviews
When everyone left them for their sibling, Percy, Annabeth, Thalia and Nico run away from camp feeling abandoned. Starving, thirsty, tierd, being hunted by monsters non-stop, they meet Chaos, the creator. The four get the chance of a life time. Now meet them 500 years later as the assassins of Chaos. Percabeth and Thalico. Disclaimer: Percy Jackson and the Olympians is not mine!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,239 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
What's So Special About Me? by PiperGrace reviews
Piper starts to doubt her relationship when she wonders why she's so special. She and Jason talk it out. Jasper; mentions of Leyna and Percabeth: We were your classic Romeo and Juliet. I a Greek, and he a Roman. "Would they accept me?" "They'd have to adjust." "I'm not very heroic." "You don't try to be. You just are." Slight MOA Spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Jason G., Piper M. - Complete
Sadie and Anubis Recordings by Annie Remmy Aurum reviews
"We're going to record our adventures." Sadie and Anubis were never a normal couple, to say the least. But when you get to hear they're stories told by them, you'll realize just how great and truely weird the pair can be. But who said weird was a bad thing? Follow Anubis and Sadie as they tell the adventures of a relationship between a god and a godling. Oneshots. Mostly
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,514 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sadie K., Anubis
School, love, worst quest ever! by Heros Legacy reviews
Ok I adopted this story from percyjackson2012, was previously called Meet the New Students. When Nico Di Angelo is sent on a solo quest to protect the infamies Harry Potter and His friends, he finds he isn't the only new exchange student. The other new student-a girl-Seems oddly familiar to him. Hogwarts is turned upside down when an old problems is brought back. There doomed now
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Nico A.
Aphrodite's Revenge by Christi the Nerd reviews
After trying to get revenge on one of the Aphrodite kids, Nico finds himself cursed, by none other than Aphrodite. Or is he? Thalico one shot. Rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
reina by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
leo kisses her hand, and she thinks that they're just a little too lonely to go on. leo/reyna. drabble.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
The Green Sky by Crystal di Angelo reviews
Combined powers of the children of the Big Three are at work against You Know Who. But You Know Who is not alone. Help is given to him by the sinister Mother Earth, who is gradually gaining power under the green sky.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,920 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Voldemort, Nico A. - Complete
Scarred Memories by Jellyfish Pride reviews
What if Thalia Grace and Nico Di Angelo had more than what was said in the Titan's Curse? When Thalia quits the Huntress's and arrives back at camp, those memories are literally thrown back at her. But there is something else in their way – monsters keep getting into camp somehow. Story of friendship, romance and drama. Thalia x Nico. Rated T just in case
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A.
Of Giant Wars and Naming Babies by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
"She didn't express any shock at seeing eight fully armed half-bloods dressed for combat standing in her front hallway; instead, she seemed to be trying very, very hard not to burst into tears on the spot." / In which Percy gets a big surprise and Sally accidentally sets the stove on fire. Happy birthday, wombat-of-awesomeness!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Weak for drinks by It's Fairchild reviews
Nico & Thalia again.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
A Guest In My Home by It's Fairchild reviews
Eu amo Thalico, meus deuses.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Kiss You by It's Fairchild reviews
O nosso Rei Fantasma está apaixonado.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Nico's thoughts by It's Fairchild reviews
"É claro que eu não gosto dela desde a primeira vez que a vi..."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - Portuguese - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Begin Again by conniehdez reviews
She is not happy. Not at all. If it were any other Greek Camper, she would have been perfectly happy to play host to them. But it had to be him. And he had to be right there when the daughter of Vulcan had been claimed. Companion piece to Fire and Ice. Leyna, T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
All Because of My Ingrate Brother by Huntress Amazon Girl reviews
What happens when Walt Stone and Anubis go inside Sadie's brain due to a spell Carter cast that went awry? Trouble for both Sadie and Carter! It's war between them as they play all sorts of pranks on each other... How will it ever be resolved?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sadie K., Anubis
Brothers by natattack201 reviews
With cheyennexx's permission I adopted her story Brothers its about how Sally adopts Harry and Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico are going to Hogwarts
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,590 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Hello I love You by morfin761 reviews
Leo en assez d'elle. Il s'isole pour pouvoir l'oublier, mais il faut croire que même la radio est contre lui. Premier Leyna francais sur ce site et c'est encore une song-fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty-HOO Style by Andromeda-To-The-Demitria reviews
Piper has been in hiding from a crazy witch named Khione for as long as she can remember. Supposedly, on her 17th birthday she will prick her finger on a needle of ice and fall into a deep sleep. And all because her mother is such a big believer in true love, true love is the only thing that can wake her up. Problem is, how will true love save her if she hasn't fallen in love yet?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,312 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - [Piper M., Jason G.] - Complete
Fire and Ice by conniehdez reviews
They should not be together. She is ice, he is fire. And yet, they create the perfect balance. Leyna, one-shot, post HoO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Professor Jackson by totallyawesome1398 reviews
Who is this strange new DADA teacher, and why is he so young? is a question posed by the Golden Trio when a powerful new teacher come to Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,708 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Ron W., Percy J.
You have Untill Sunday by Dance.Sing.Enjoy reviews
This was originally C00K13 QU33N's story but she gave it off so it mine now. The first 6 chapters are all her's. Sadie,Carter,Zia,and Anubis find fan fiction. The story plot changes throughout the book.Mainly Anubis and Sadie.rated K for now.will be bumed up to T in a while.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Sadie K., Anubis
Years by musicmidnight reviews
Just some Thalico stuff I wrote. I don't know, I just got bored, so if it sucks, I apologize.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Unexpected Field Trip by Ambrette reviews
With Annabeth's school getting out a day earlier for winter break than the other Manhattan schools, she takes a trip to the Met. Her little excursion takes an interesting turn when she meets a school group on a field trip. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Annabeth C. - Complete
One Week Bets by GlowingGoddess reviews
Leo has always like Reyna. She was pretty, she was bossy, she wasn't afraid to express herself. On the other hand, Leo's cocky, arrogant, and extremely over confident. Now, Leo has ONE week to get Reyna to go on a date with him. But, how will he do that if Reyna hates err, extremely dislikes him?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R.
Sabotando Sanúbis by La Bella Cahill reviews
Sadie descobriu não só 1, mas 2 fatos sobre Anúbis que a deixaram, no MÍNIMO, irritada. Como desfazer esse PEQUENÍSSIMO mal entendido? POV principalmente da nossa querida Sadie Kane.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis
begin again by aimhigherifyoufallshort reviews
Reyna is upset after seeing Piper and Jason happy together. Leo wants to help her begin again. A few helpful words opens Reyna's eyes. Leo/Reyna drabble.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Reyna R., Leo V. - Complete
Caraphernelia by musicmidnight reviews
So, what if I can't forget you?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
How Much Do You Love Me? by MayTheFlightBeEverInYourFavor reviews
It was a question Max wanted to know 3 years ago. Does he still remember? FAX/MANG (Drabble) NOTE: I don't know if I should continue or just leave it like this. If I do I will make a new story for it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Paul Says Wha? by PercyJacksonWillKickYourButt reviews
Paul doesn't understand. Percy and Sally are keeping a secret. He knows it! What will happen when he doesn't believe them until the attack at sea? A/N: Paul learns Percy is a demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
Opposites by LookToYourLeft reviews
The Ice Queen didn't notice him at first. He was nothing like The Blonde-haired Blue-eyed Golden Boy, but he was not like The Black-haired Green-eyed Hero. But The Golden Boy had a Beauty Queen and The Hero had a Wise Girl. But The Ice Queen would soon find that The Fire Boy was her opposite and who she needed to create a balance. Onesided Jeyna and Peyna but finishes Leyna.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Reyna R., Leo V. - Complete
When All Goes To Hades by The True Sam Winchester reviews
Can you hear me? *KHSSST* If you're hearing this,you're the only ones*KHHSSSST* -viving! My name is Tom *KHHSSST* -Kate. A country-wide apocalypse*KHHHSST* -leashed! The go*KHHHHSSST* be trusted! I repeat, cannot*KHSSST* All survivors assemble at *KKKHHHHHHHSSST*. Whatever you do, do not given up or get bitten because *KHHHHSSSST*-bullet. This is Tom from-AARRGGH!-END TRANSMISSION
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012
Kids and Demigods Do Not Mix by extraflxmey reviews
Five-year-old Thalia plus five-year-old Nico plus Percabeth equals utter chaos. That's all we need to say. Collab with Cinders Ella.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Different by thestupidgenius1123 reviews
Fang teaches Max a little thing about being different. Post TFW. Fax. Short one-shot. [Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride. All rights reserved to James Patterson. No infringement or copyright intended.]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
ILY: When I'm Around You by SkylarRocaineDaughterofHermes reviews
Leo hears Reyna talking to someone about a guy. He blacks out and gets a vision from Aphrodite before he can ask her about it. Let's see what'll happen when he wakes up. Leyna! Part 5 of my ILY series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Reyna R., Leo V. - Complete
Accidents Happen by QuillsAndSpills reviews
Does Nico feel jealous of Percy? When they start a fight, things escalate and before they know it they've ended up somewhere they shouldn't be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Acceptance by ofsaltandsea reviews
For him, acceptance was something that must sink, slow and deep, into the bone. Only then would something so extraordinary seem believable. Paul's introduction to a world of monsters and gods is thankfully slow.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
Truths, Dares, and CATS! by Mythology-Nut reviews
This story takes place after the war. Percy likes Annabeth and Annabeth ike him. Will they get together before summer's over? Or will they lose their chance? Please read if you want to find out about this cat buisness. :P Truth or Dare at the begining but the turns into a normal story. Fluff/Flirting A little OOC. Percabet and Thalico. R&R People!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Sanubis one-shot by la bella nunez reviews
Anubis decides to visit Sadie. Really romantic if I do say so myself.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
Dear Stereotypes by kissing flames reviews
...because Annabeth Chase is not a ditz though she's a blonde, because Dionysus is not Irish and still a drunkard and even demigods and immortals get offended by stereotypes. A drabble series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012
Call Us Crazy by GoddessOfSweetness-Me reviews
A parody of Call Me Maybe with PJO characters. So naturally it's a songfic! Rated T for fun. Video coming up soon!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Safe and Sound by nikitabella reviews
Some things never change. Like being an ADHD demigod, having frightening nightmares, fighting with everything to survive. But some things do change...you grow up and learn how to fight your fears. This is just a little, fluffy story about JASPER. If you're a Jeyna fan this is NOT for you. One-shot. Better than it sounds, I promise.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Lost and Found by morbid bookworm reviews
Leo's a homeless orphan boy on the run. But when he meets Reyna, he finds somewhere he wants to stay for good. With the help of his new friends, can he convince Reyna of this? AU, pairings are Jasper and Leyna.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
That'd Be Nice by GreenWithAwesome reviews
Reyna is still a little heartbroken after losing both Jason and Percy, and Leo decides to cheer her up using his awesomely high level of wit. Bad god puns make everyone laugh, right? Leyna, some Percabeth and Jasiper. Oneshot. Image by Jackie-lyn on dA.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Reyna R., Leo V. - Complete
Sadie Kane Gets Sick by Diva Girlie reviews
Sadie gets sick, and everybody has to take care of her. There will be fluff.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012
The Divided Ones by Fluentinsaucyness reviews
HIATUS When all gods and male demigods think that female demigods aren't strong enough or smart enough the goddess decide that the girls get to have their own camp. 200 years has passed since that incident but something is likely to change that. For better or worse. not good at summary rest inside HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Di Angelo by RosesAreOrange reviews
Thalia is back at camp on a break. But shes feeling a little left out, what withh all her friends being in their 20's. So, she turns to Nico for a friend. But, when things dramtically change, Thalia begins to doubt and question everything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,473 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
ILY: It's Crazy by SkylarRocaineDaughterofHermes reviews
Thalia gets kicked out of the Huntresses after seven years. Nico's been cursed by Piper and Lou Ellen. It can only be cured by a happy shock. Let's see what that means. Thalico! Part 3 of my ILY series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
The New Kids by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Thalia Grace and Nico di Angelo are going to Bailey High School to search for demi-gods, since the satyrs can't handle them all. Join them as they deal with monsters and angry goddesses, while avoiding mortal drama.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Invasion by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
"Children," Chiron banged his hoof on the stone of the pavilion, "Since a lot of you aren't accepted at home, Camp Half-Blood will be hosting a Parents week. Everyone will have to invite a mortal relative to camp for the week. Those with special circumstances, please contact I, or Mr. D before the campfire." Mortals at Camp Half-Blood?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,650 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Demigod ParentTeacher Conference by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
Title says it all! Go through teacher's POVs on Parent/Teacher Conference night, as they meet all our favorite demigods and their kids.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Demigods, Witches, Wizards, and an Oracle by Talia-Elizabeth reviews
Percy, Thalia, Annabeth and a few others go to Hogwarts as "Exchange Students" for a few days they stay with Ron and his family can they get to know each other without revealing the fact that they're demigods? And will Nico actually make friends? Find out in Demigods,Witches, Wizards, and an Oracle by fantasybookworm2012. takes place in between TLO&TLH and during Order of Phoneix.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,319 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Complete
Veni, Vidi, Vici by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
"I came, I saw, I conquered." Frank gets over his fear of asking out a girl. / A short all-dialogue piece that takes place after Son of Neptune.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Frank Z., Hazel L. - Complete
Time Traveling 101 by MissAntelope reviews
Percy and Annabeth stumble onto a whirlpool that whisks them to Ancient Greece. Will they be able to survive in ancient Greece, find out how to get back home, and figure out who created this time machine?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,178 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Official funny randomness The kane chronnicles by IreneMagicwielder reviews
A series of short funny random stories, starring the Kanes, and the demigods.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Carter K., Sadie K.
Sadie's Skype Plan by AiSyo the Couple of the Year reviews
Anubis was working out how to turn a computer on... Sadie has a plan... That can't be good, especially since there's trouble making Sadie... But what if that plan included a small app called Skype? R&R please!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
Yours Sincerely, Camp Half Blood by Loki God of Trickery reviews
The campers decide to send letters to the world about the mistakes in the movie. Basically an excuse for me to angrily rant about the movie.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Complete
Edge of Glory by DaughterofAres356 reviews
Songfic based on Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga. NicoxThalia. Please read and review! Reviews are greatly appreciated!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
A Perfect Match by katerinagrey reviews
"You only have a few months left to live." Only a few months. I didn't expect that. I always expected to have a long life. I didn't expect to die at sixteen. Why me?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,981 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A.
Obsidian by SobekGoddess
Max and the flock are on the run and she wants to head to the east coast. Warning: super fluffy nonsense. post-series-ending drabbles
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
It's Summer Time! by sassymotherhubbard reviews
This is a just a cliche story about Annabeth's last day at her boarding school, and a certain somebody comes to visit. You know. R&R! Btw, I had no idea that this was rated M before. It should actually be K . So, no lemons!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Under The Protection of Death by The Riptide Writer reviews
As ordered by Hecate, a bored and irritated Nico Di Angelo goes to Hogwarts to protect the Golden Trio. Takes place the year after The Last Olympian The Lost Hero never happened and during Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of The Azkaban. Flames will be used to burn flamers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Harry P., Nico A.
Olympian Facebook: With Percy Jackson and Co by ILike2Write reviews
Olympian Facebook - made by Hephaestus - and features Percy Jackson and the gang. Pranks are played by you-know-who , Apollo's haikus just about kill everyone, Leo crosses the mark; resulting an angry Annabeth. And Annabeth has a question. Oh, and Jason gets a horrifying punishment. Just perfectly normal happenings. Rated T for mild swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Demizard Tournament by AlleyKat2134 reviews
The Titan War had ended and the demigod's lives became quiet. A little too quiet. That is, until one day, Chiron announces that they would be participating in a special wizard tournament, the Triwizard tournament. What will happen when wizards and demigods compete against each other? Read to find out. Rated T coz I'm paranoid and there is going to be some very light cussing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,794 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012
The Pizza Explosion Fang's POV by Hatethesilence312 reviews
the chapter from "The Final Warning" where the pizza explodes, from Fang's point of view. fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
My New Dream by oxlxixvxixa reviews
'All that mattered was her best friend was dying.' Oneshot, Thalico, everyone has dreams. Some don't always end happily ever after. T for character death.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A.
Maybe by cocoaflash1 reviews
This takes place in the first book. Luke and Percy are fighting in the arena. All the other girls love Luke, but one is is watching Percy. Maybe he is Something. I don't own PJO. Rick Riordan does.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Percy J., Luke C.
Never give the seven koolaid RE UPLOADED! by CassandraSnakeCharmer reviews
Someone has given the seven, now Reyna has to deal with them, while they act completely insane! Slight Leyna, Percabeth, Frazel, and Jasper and hints at Jeyna Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Reyna R., Leo V. - Complete
100th Triwiz Tournament with Demigods by An aWesome Sea Maiden reviews
After the war of the Giants Camp Half Blood and Camp Jupiter were invited to participate in the Tri-wizard Tournament for their 100th anniversary. they will have the 1st Demigodly-Wizard Tournament. See what happens sequel to Deadly Magical Demigod.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,026 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Movie Night by StrangelyPenned reviews
"Seeing as you're watching, I'm guessing you've found the disc at the back of the movie stash. Make sure Percy, Annabeth or Grover don't see this. Especially Percy. Because then he'd kill us." When Piper finds a Stoll-hijacked DVD named 'Hepheastus TV', she is surprised to find a variety of videos, all about the missing hero's life. Set between TLH and SON. Mostly canon pairings
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,598 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Piper M., Percy J.
The Jealous God by ToriCarter reviews
Anubis is jealous and he doesn't like sharing Sadie with Walt. One night, he has a thought and casts a certain spell while Walt's asleep. Short SadiexxAnubis one-shot. *spoiler alert*
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
The Wizard's Cousin by JemmadA reviews
Julie Robinson had never thought that a simple school reunion could give her so much more to think about... mostly canon Dudley/OC - Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Moments Like These by WatsonLover reviews
"What's meant to be will always find a way."
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Anubis, Sadie K.
Oversight by cindella204 reviews
Sally and Percy forgot to inform Paul of the agreement they made with Nico regarding his late night visits, so he's a bit concerned when he finds the demigod sneaking around his living room at two in the morning. / A random plot bunny that I just couldn't get rid of. Only T for language, otherwise it would be K .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Nico A., Paul B. - Complete
Uniting The Wizards and Demigods by Saving People Slaying Things reviews
The classic Percy and Co. going to hogwarts to teach in preparation for their war. Takes place after TLO, before TLH, and around HBP. P/A R/H H/G T/N N/L etc. ON HIATUS! SORRY!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Starlight Lovers by FanFicxer14 reviews
One shot - Jason and Piper share a romantic evening beneath the stars read on to find out more - Please Read -
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Jason G., Piper M. - Complete
Nico, Meet Your Papa by ArtemisIsis13 reviews
"Nico squirmed around until he was able to look up at his father better." "Hades's maniacal onyx eyes pierced into Nico's innocent dark brown." Hades has been worried about holding his son for a short while. That doesn't last too long. COMPLETED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Bianca A., Hades, Nico A., Maria di Angelo - Complete
What Is The Best by Rock n' Fuckin' Roll reviews
"Nico, how could you say that? How is that even possible?" What are Thalia and Nico fighting over? And why is it so important?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
I'll Be There To Catch You by connorstoll reviews
Ever felt that there' something inside you that you hate? That it makes you feel weak and you have no control over it. In my case, it is my fear of heights. "Thalia. Do you know the reason why people are scared of heights?" I shook my head "They're usually scared of falling when there not on the ground. But you know what?" "I'll be there to catch you." (bro don't even bother read)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
Hallucinogen by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
An innocent afternoon nap turns into the worst mistake Max has ever made. From the moment she awakens, everything is out of whack. Since when is the grass not green? Why does Fang have...fangs? Hallucinating is never fun for the person experiencing it, and Max is no exception. Who's to blame? ONESHOT. FAX. Let's say, post-MAX-ish time frame.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Promise by InEverySingleWay reviews
Five Promises Percy made to his daughter, and one she made to him. One-Shot. Father/Daughter Bonding. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
I Was Right by n1ghtw-ng reviews
okay so I am horrible at writing summaries but it's a songfic - oneshot to I Was Right by New Year's Day for thalico because I love them okay. rated t for minor swearing
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
To save us all: Percy's Diaries – TLT by 110-percent-crazy reviews
It's the end of the world as we know it. The faith of our survival rests on the shoulders of seven as they try to right the wrongs that lead to this. They were going back in time. Back to before any of this mess started. Back to save us all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Meeting the Other Heroes by Cynthia493 reviews
Percy Jackson meets Harry Potter under mysterious circumstances. T just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,983 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Laughter by Lovely Lady Moon reviews
Reyna never laughed. Hylla said it was because she was too serious. Reyna wondered if she just hadn't met someone funny enough. LEYNA! One-Shot :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Of Drugs and Love by GreenGlaux reviews
Sally has cancer, to pay for her bills Percy became a drug-dealer three years ago. Now he's handling job, school and Gabe until a certain grey-eyed someone comes into his life and suddenly everything starts to change... Rated T because of violence, drugs and cursing. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,262 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Goode Girls like Bad Boys by Son of Lord Hades reviews
Percy is the Badass of the school, Annabeth is the half-sister of the perfect Rachel, what happens when she starts to hang out with Percy and his band of miscreants. It will be Percebeth, Thalico. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
what you didnt know about love by totallyawesome1398 reviews
i bet you though aphrodite was brainless and flirty. That she just loved to break relationships. Well not anymore. How i see aphrodite. Hephestodite story!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Aphrodite, Hephaestus
Goode High and Goode Days by JustASmallTownGirlInAHugeWorld reviews
COMPLETE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
My Day out with a Toilet Paper God by TheSwanSavior reviews
I have kinda lost a feel for this story i might try and post 1 last chapter but if anyone wants to take over this story PM me, thanks :) Sadie and Anubis go out for the day and Something happens! bit of a rubbish summary but yeah Sanubis! YAY! First ever fan-fiction so go easy, Rated K because im paranoid :/
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Anubis, Sadie K.
Dear Fanfiction by snazzyflower reviews
Gods! Can't you people understand that NO, we do not have any magical siblings who resemble the authors, Nico and Leo will NOT date your crazy OC's or Mary Sues, there are no children of two gods and Artemis and Apollo are JUST SIBLINGS. A collection of short letters to the readers and authors of Fanfiction from the PJO and HoO characters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012
Lonely Hearts Club by carlis inactive account reviews
Thalia sings in the shower, and Lord Apollo shows up to compliment her. He sees Nico waiting for her to come out, and boy, does he get the wrong idea!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Two Worlds by thecrazybookfanatic reviews
When Sadie goes to McDonald's and run's into Nico di Angelo, what will happen? Sadie wishes that her life could be simple and less life-threatening for once, but what can she do? She's a magician after all, and she'll need all the help she can get when she finds out that Gaea is arising. Can the Romans, Greeks and Egyptians work together,or will everything end in turmoil?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Nico A., Sadie K.
I'll miss you by RosesAreOrange reviews
Gwen is finally moving out of the Fifth Cohort's quarters, and going to college. But, she's a little upset to be leaving the only home she's ever known. Her family, and most of all Dakota. But it's time to move on. Surely, she and Dakota can't form a relationship? After all, isn't he practically a drunk? Well, that's what she thought, until on the morning of her move...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Gwen, Dakota - Complete
Thalico and the Sickness by Thalico-freak-99-Hecatejewel reviews
What happens when the gods get sick? Who would be the one to save them from dying? Well of course its thalico. Reveiw. if you dont like it dont read it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Speak Now PJO Version by LucianDaughterofHades reviews
Nico is about to marry Kristy, my OC. What will Thalia do to stop the marriage? A/N MELODRAMA :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Collision by Emzeekay reviews
Nico is a successful businessman while Thalia is a part-time waitress and taxi driver. Will love conquer all despite the difference in class? Thalico. R&R. UPDATE- Discontinued. Check profile for more information.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
It's NonRefundable by Rupsoccer reviews
A funny little drabble! SANUBIS! i own nothing...sadly, i dont own Anubis either. Sigh...the disclaimer always makes me so sad...
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
Through Lukes Eyes by Time.To.Vaporize.A.Maths.Teach reviews
This is a One-Shot on what Luke truthfully saw when he become invulnerable, and how he felt in doing as such. "That's right, young Luke; I can sense your potential building once again! Show every camper, every Half-Blood. And definitely show that spawn of Athena, Annabeth, is it? Show her why she shouldn't have turned your offer down during the summer. Show. Them. All!" Enjoy! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Luke C. - Complete
Safe House by i'mdakotaATnight reviews
What happens if evil magicians that follow the path of Apophis is out for the blood of Carter and Sadie? Carter, Sadie and their trainees already got a chance of escape thanks to Anubis. The Kanes are safe-for now. Anubis may have kept them safe in a safe house but you can't trust everyone. Kidnappings and betrayal happens. Who will be there left to trust?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Sadie K., Anubis
Love Never Fades Away by Green Rider Girl reviews
Sorry that I deleted this I had to it wouldn't let me fix my mistakes. Summary inside and I don't own the Kane Chronicles.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K.
Broken by WhatIsDeadMayNeverDie reviews
For years, the only person Thalia Grace had to rely on was herself. That all changed when the Titans won the war. Many of her friends died, and even though she would never admit it, she needed them. When they died, a part of her died as well. For the first time, Thalia felt broken. To avenge her friends, she must work with the other survivors. She won't be able to do it on her own.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Thalia G.
Sanubis Oneshots by spacemuffins reviews
Every single weird, hilarious, and hopefully un-cliche Sanubis one-shot that I can churn out of my brain! My goal is 10 plus one-shots. Still in progress, and rated K plus, might become T. Sadie/Anubis. CHAPTER 4 IS UP!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K.
Dear sixteen year old me, by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
The Daughters Date by Zyxwee reviews
Hermione's out on a date with her boyfriend, meanwhile Dr. Granger has trouble coming to terms. Rated T because I might be paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Dr. Granger - Complete
Love, Tears, and Suicide by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Thalia can't handle the world anymore. But what happens when Nico finds her? AU one-shot. Rating for suicide. WARNING: very depressing. Thalico, slight Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Disasters of a Teenage Camping Trip by PurpleTardis591 reviews
Thalia, Nico, Percy. and Annabeth all go on a Camping trip together. And a terrible accident causes their trip to go wrong: All of them. With these four, you'll always have a disaster. And there's no way out of it, especially at a camping trip.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G.
All I Wanted by jaywithoutthekay reviews
Iggy and Ella hide away in a cave to wait for the rain to stop. K Eiggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Ella, Iggy - Complete
Pep Talk by Cresenta's Lark reviews
The last thing she expected after she broke up with James was Tim Scam showing up in her bedroom that night and telling her that she looked like crap. Sam/Scam
Totally Spies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,103 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sam, Tim Scam - Complete
The Demigod Plan by MissAntelope reviews
Percy and friends are kidnapped by goverment officials to be experimented on. Will they be able to escape, or will they perish in the lab? Read to find out! Sequel is comming in the form of chapters added on to this story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A Dinner with the Big Three by The Olympian Queen reviews
You can't exactly say the dinner turned out to be a disaster in the end. It was obvious enough it would be one from the very start. I mean, the Big Three out for dinner with their children? Have you all formed an idea how dangerous that would be? Not to mention incredibly amusing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Complete
When Are We? by Kayligh007 reviews
Time travel fic. Rose gets her hands on a time-turner, and naturally, all her cousins find out. What could possibly go wrong? Set mostly during the Order of the Pheonix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,748 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Rose W., Albus S. P.
Escapades by ghettos reviews
100 drabbles; various pairings. 6: In which Sadie, Emma and Liz wonder if Babi still smells like flowers.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012
A Thousand Years by Separate Entity reviews
Piper wishes she could sleep. Jason remembers Reyna. They are both out after curfew. Does charmspeak work on harpies? Three months after TLH. Fluff. A little steam.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [Jason G., Piper M.] - Complete
What Is This Feeling? by The Olympian Queen reviews
I really wish my father would actually appreciate me. I know he's a god; it makes sense for him to ignore me, especially since he's the god of the Underworld. Still, I can't help it if I kid like me, at this age, wants some parent to care for me.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
Death Gods and Flighty Broads by Cardboard Edward reviews
A collection of ficlets, drabbles, and oneshots based on Anubis and Sadie.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sadie K., Anubis
Bobby and Matthew Chase by GoddessArtemis1999 reviews
So, we all know that Annabeth Chase is a demigod. But what about her brothers? I don't think this type of story has ever been done before. Full summary inside. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012
Get Back Here! by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
This is what I think should've happened after Fang left. I think Max gave up too easily... T for cussing. Was a one shot, but now a two-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Sweet Last Day by Nomadic Reader reviews
One-Shot, It's Pipers Last day at her school in L.A. Full Summary inside. Rated T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Jason G., Piper M. - Complete
I won't let you die by swagmoney reviews
The longer Nico spends stuck in that rotten cage the more he realizes his true feelings for the girl he may never see again. Thalia wants nothing more than to find Nico. The story of two people struggling to get back to each other.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
100 Things I shan't do at Hogwarts by greensaber92 reviews
I am a daughter of Hephaestus, plus I'm a Slytherin. Some people decided to make a list of things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts. How about we read the list together?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27/2012 - OC
Pulling on a Line by MereBell reviews
How will Leo feel when he first lays eyes on Reyna? LEYNA? I guess?...Anywho ReynaxLeo ONE SHOT
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Finnick Mockingjay pg312 by tterekoi reviews
One shot, about finnick. It would fit on page 312 of mockingjay so as to avoid spoilers... review please!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Finnick O. - Complete
It's Complicated by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
It seems like a lot of the couples are having problems nowadays. Starting with Tratie, the list grows. Percabeth, Thalico, etc. Rated T b/c I'm paranoid. None of the chapters are related in any way, I dont own Percy Jackson. multiple chapters! Should be no crying... maybe
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,993 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Love Sucks by MajorGodComplex reviews
In which Nico Di Angelo attempts one of the hardest things known to man: Asking a girl on a date.: Thalico. A/U. Edited and Reposted.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Memories That Remain by TheDeathlyHallows-123 reviews
'The war is over. Bellatrix is gone. Andromeda left yers ago. It's just me now. I'm alone.' Following the war, Narcissa looks through an old scrapbook and thinks back on the life she shared with her sisters and how they drifted apart. But will she get an unexpected visitor?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Draco M., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
A Boy and a Girl by KCitharaAzn16 reviews
Simple one-shots based on teenager posts : Thalico, Tratie, Percabeth and Jasper all wrapped in one! Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Jason G., Piper M. - Complete
Dark Beauty, Persephone's Visit to Olympus by ArtemisIsis13 reviews
Demeter is reluctant to introduce her daughter, Persephone, to the other gods of Olympus. Persephone is overjoyed to finally meet her family, but one member stands out in a way that Demeter would never approve of, a person she hates to death... Two-Shot Story! COMPLETED! (Full story currently under consideration.)
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Love A Foreign Concept by WrItEr119 reviews
Leyna. Reyna didn't like to open up to anybody. That all changed when Leo came... OneShot. Please Read and Review. All Reviews Welcome!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Shadow Traveling Into a Nightmare by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Nico takes Persephone's suggestion to keep from being bored; so he shadow travels to a random place. With Nico's luck, it is no suprise when it ends up being Victoria's Secret... And when he meets a familiar face there, everything turns embarrassing. Two-shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
The Kissing Booth by DaisukiPhotoEm reviews
Max has to work at the kissing booth against her will. What affect will it have on Fang. Be nice my first Fanfic. r&r.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Working Distractions by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
Katie claims that nothing can distract her from her favorite hobby, gardening. Can Travis prove otherwise? Just plain Tratie stuff, created out of pure boredom. Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [Travis S., Katie G.] - Complete
Dangerously in Love by SPG147 reviews
Someone is in love with Brady! What will Mikayla think of this? And is there anything thing particularly strange about this girl? Read and find out. My first story so please try to be nice.
Pair of Kings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Brady, Mikayla - Complete
Converse by writer-of-demigodishness reviews
And it all started with a pair of Converse. Percabeth and Thalico and a bunch of other pairs. But don't be fooled, there's alot more to this story. AU and OOC. Pre-written so I will update quickly! Hope you like it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,524 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
I Love a Flying Boy by YouCantCancelQuidditch7 reviews
Jasper One-shot with a whole lot of fluff
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Five Paths by extraflxmey reviews
Percy Jackson has four cousins. Two annoying Greeks, two *insert adjective here* Romans. And one girlfriend. Percy's thoughts on Thalia, Nico, Jason, Hazel, and of course...we can't forget Annabeth. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Red Hots by bordeaux cookies reviews
"I smell something hot in here..." he murmured in his husky voice. She giggled, leaning down from her perch on the desk. "Really?" she wondered seductively. He winked in reply, saying, "You know it." Max watched Brigid and Fang in disgust. FAX AU AH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
3:15 by starcrossedx reviews
Just a typical night in the di Angelo household. Fluffy Thalico; for MidnightRose24.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
PJatO Goes to Kindergarten by golden perfection reviews
What the Cookies? What would happen if the Percy Jackson character's were in kindergarten? How would they act around eachother? Read it. It's funny and cute. I don't own PJO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,859 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Past Present Now Then by dancinginthesunlight reviews
"'You're not wearing any shoes.' / Another shrug. 'I threw them at a wall.'" Piper visits the Zeus cabin. Christmas fic, one day late. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Ultimate Cliche of a MR High School by independentwriter-137 reviews
You know the typical cliches, Lissa being a slut, Brigid being a cougar, Max the new kid, Fang the emotionless rock and yet suddely declare his love for Max. Well, I decided to do a parody to show how ridiculous these cliches are. WARNING: BIZZARE CONTENT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Percy Jackson Meets Poseidon! by ArtemisIsis13 reviews
In the dead of night, Poseidon arrives to visit his newborn son, Perseus. "The tiny eyes opened wide, and the green met the green with great curiosity. There was someone new to each of them." COMPLETED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Distraction by xiRose reviews
Set in Voyage of the Dawn Treader. Caspian and Lucy. Couple fluff.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Of Secrets and Trees by StrawberryJammer reviews
Oh, and did I mention I was stuck in a tree with Travis Stoll?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Will You Be My Girlfriend? by starglow13 reviews
For XxDarknessInsideMexX Mary Sue/Gary Stu contest! Read this one-shot about my Mary Sue! FLAMES ARE REQUIRED TO WIN! HOPE YOU HATE IT! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Complete
The Bet by TMI reviews
Iggy noticed that at the Virginia school, all the girls love Fang and all the boys love Max. He sets up a bet between the two: whomever is asked out the most by the end of the day loses, and has to do whatever the winner wants. Does anyone else smell FAX?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
What is love? by valenelle reviews
Jack Sparrow is regaining his pirate life after being stuck in a cheesy relationship with Angelica Teach. What he doesn't know is that she is in the next town he conquers...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Angelica, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Roses by bad.friends.bad.touch.trio reviews
Super short Thalico oneshot. Thalia's reactions to the mysterious bouquets of black roses on her doorstep once a day.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Colors by bad.friends.bad.touch.trio reviews
Nico's opinion on everyone's favorite colors. Cue the sarcasm, blushes, and denial. Rated for safety because I'm sooo paranoid. Percabeth, Tratie, implied Connor/Lou Ellen, implied Thalico, Malcolm/Kayla
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
Just Another Useless Prince Charming by Mindrider reviews
Thalia Grace is the Lieutenant of the Hunters. Nico Di Angelo is your typical son of Hades. Could a small misunderstanding between the two of them lead to their death? Or will a familiar goddess kill them instead? Thalico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,662 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
i hate sam by Thats My Name reviews
this is fangs point of view of when max kisses sam in school's out forever by james patterso. its my first fanfic and i know its been done before but its been stuck in my head since i read the book. two shot! go fax! please eview if you read! review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Jacob Jackson and the Shame of Olympus by Project Phoenix Agent 003 reviews
Camp Half-blood is under attack from all sides. They are despised by mortals, hunted by monsters, at war with their won kind, and Olympus itself will soon be under siege from the ultimate power. Their only hope is a series of choices that will test all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 81,629 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Percy J., Chiron - Complete
Breakaway by AngelicaSparrow reviews
Angelica and Jack's first meeting, inspired by the short flashback in the chapter "Incomplete" of my fic "Jackelica Alphabet" :
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Angelica, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Oh no by XxREDBOOTZxX reviews
What Happens When Makayla Walks In On Brady Shirtless? Bra-Kayla Oneshot
Pair of Kings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Brady, Mikayla - Complete
Remind Me by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
"I've never actually been that drunk..." Wanna bet Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Angelica, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
269 Reasons Why the Percy Jackson Movie Went Wrong by TheWorldBookGirl reviews
The title says it all. By me and SpringFling
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
This better be a dream Jack by EverLastingXLove reviews
This what I think should have happend in Angelica's bedroom on Stranger's tide. I DO NOT OWN POTC OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Angelica, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Playing With Dolls by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
Spoiler alert! Ye be warned. Summary inside Jack/Angelica
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
Unexpected by Iwon'tsayI'minloveAnnabethC.-J reviews
What happens if Piper and Jason finally meet again after Jason left Piper for 7 years?But what if Piper has a daughter, with an unknown father what will happen with them?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Ella, Are You Jealous? by maximum-boob reviews
Ella likes Iggy. What happens when Iggy hangs out with a girl from school? Jealous Ella is what happens. One shot. Eggy fluff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Ella, Iggy - Complete