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Hello!My name is Flavia.Please no flames about my orthography,but english is third language for me so I do some mistakes.My favourite books(no order) are:
-Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus
-The Hunger Games
-Chronicles of Narnia
I also read Pretty Little Liars,Twilight(I start to regret that I read it),Septimus Heap and Araminita Spookie, many more and lots of classics(not the ones that put you to sleep, there are some of those too)
Down there are my ships and after that my profile is totally random.You can read it if you want or nor.Your choise.But if you're in the PJATO/HoO fandom please read the end of my profile.There are some of my rants about all the hate that pollute that fandom.
Check that please:massacredfanfiction.blogspot.com
If you hate 'My Immortal' you're gonna love the blog.
My favourite pairings(no order):
Harry/Ginny(So?Why are people hating Ginny so much?)
Ron/Hermione(Dramione isn't for me...)
Lily/James(I understand that Snape loved Lily but no just no! And for all those people who are like "James didn't deserve Lily, he never loved her as much as Snape did. James was a bulling git" Did you even read the books? James was a fifteen year old boy who bullied Snape, yes I understand that! But Snape was a thirty year old man who bullied students! In addition it says at various points that Snape gave as good as he got (see OotP chpt: Career Advice, Harry's talk with Sirisu and Remus) And on the note about James not deserving Lily? I am at a complete lose to why people can think that. He loved her for years, why else would he waste his time asking her out if he knew he was goni to get rejected? Not to mention that Lily was clearly a very clever witch, do you really think she would have married James if she didn't love him? Of course she wouldn't have.)Wow that was long...
Draco/Astoria(Better than Draco/Pansy.Wayyyyyy better)
Bellatrix/Voldemort(No,I'm not crazy)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Herose of Olympus
Percy/Annabeth(So no Prachel,Pertemis or another pairing Percy/sombody who isn't Annabeth and Annabeth/somebody who isn't Percy)
Thalia/Nico(I don't give a shit about how it goes agains n canons, I'll ship it)
Leo/Reyna(I'm not so sure about Calleo yet)
But I don't mind Leo being with somebody else who's NOT:Annabeth,Thalia, Katie, Piper, Hazel, Rachel or a Mary-Sue.
Rachel/Apollo(Again, I'm not crazy.First I seen that on a Facbook story and I was like "Really there is somethig like that?"And read some fics and well I start to like it)
Rachel/Octavian( Viria and her amazing art is responsable for that)
The Hunger Games
Katniss/Peeta(If Gale really loved Katniss he should've come and comfort her after Prim's death.Oh wait...HE WAS THE REASON WHY PRIM DIED!)
Sadie/Anubis(In my beautiful world Walt is non-existent.And salt is unhealthy.No realy,ask a doctor)
And gods couples of course but I'm to lazy to write them.
FAX!!!!!(Dylan go and die you stupid marty stue!)
Eggy!(BUT I'm okay with Niggy too.)
Um...IDK I don't care so much about other pairings.It could be anything if it isn't breaking one of that mentioned above.
Chronicles of Narnia
Lucy/Caspian X(The movie share my opinion!She's way better for Caspian than Susan.How sound King Caspian the Seafarer and Queen Lucy the Valiant?Awesome I know!Plus Aslan named her Queen over the Glistening Eastern Sea and you know, Caspian likes sea.Plus in books she and Caspian are almost same age so...you get it)
Cor(or Shasta)/Aravis(I just love them)
Edmund/any girl who can make him happy(he need more love)
Isabelle/Simon(Why do I feel like I'm the only one who ship them...?)
I don't know...anything else...but not breaking those couples above.
In Remembrance of Severus Snape
Mr. Harry Potter,
Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Miss Hermione Granger,
Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Mr. George Weasley,
Mr. Albus Dumbledore,
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,
Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,
Mr. Neville Longbottom,
Miss Luna Lovegood,
Miss Ginny Weasley,
Mr. Fred Weasley,
Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,
Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,
Miss Minerva McGonagall,
Mr. Severus Snape,
And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,
We defended the Stone,
You know you're obsesses with Harry Potter when...
You draw deathly hallow signs on everything(Do you want to see my math notebook?)
You think of Fred and George when you see twins
You belive in Nargles
You cry more than you did when your grandpa died when you read the 7th book
You know how many pages there are in the seventh book
You can recite the part when Snape dies
You hate when they skip important stuff in the movies
You ask people in candy stores if they sell Acid Pops or cockroach cluster
You think Neville and Luna belong together
You hate that Ginny and Harry have absolutley no chemistry in the movies
You think your Hogwarts letter was one of many given to Harry Potter
You yell at people when they say Snape was evil
You think Draco is hot just because he has a Dark Mark
You want to get a tatoo of the Dark Mark on your left forearm
You hate when people don't capitalize things right in fanfic
You still wish Lily and Severus ended up together(NOOOOOOO!)
You believe Albus Severus Potter is the sexier, bad-mouthed, version of Harry Potter
You say bloody hell, and laugh because you love Ron
You think gingers have souls, the Weasleys prove it
You think Fred is hotter than his identical twin George
You found a stick, and made it your wand
You think of Teddy with turqouise hair, just because of the picture in the 7th book
When you see someone with round glasses, you say, "Hi Harry."
When you see bushy brown hair, you think of Hermione
When someone trys to reference Harry Potter, and fails, you correct them
You try to find Hogwarts on Google Maps
You think Scorpius and Rose belong together
You love Dramione, but you still love Ron and Hermione(I HATE DRAMIONE)
You think of Dumbledore when you see old guys with long beards
You plan on naming your children after charecters in the books(Bellatrix,Victorie and Ginevra XD.)
HOW HARRY POTTER FANS DIFFER FROM NORMAL PEOPLE:
Normal People: Fear the name of the Shakespeare play "Macbeth"
Normal People: De-weed a garden
Normal People: Think time travel is impossible
Normal People: Compete in the FIFA World Cup
Normal People: Gather into groups because of natural disasters
Normal People: Cry when a childhood pet dies
Normal People: Think that no one can come back to life
Normal People: Don't have this on their profile
SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY
Written by: Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs
1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art'.
2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well.
3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color. AKA blue.
4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason!
5.) Chasing your tail.
6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None. (ALLWAYS!)
7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day.
8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it. (Well, I AM a girl... so... I guess so)
9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things.
10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it. (1.I'm freaking 15 years old!2.I wish to have a girl, not a boy)
11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not.
12.) Silence. (...)
13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times.(No...hell yeah I'm the only person that start to silently singing Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne during an exam)
14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!
15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way). (I was little and stupid!I grow up from Last Christmas!)
16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME!
17.) Dancing in the rain. (Yep and stay on a bench reading during storms)
18.) Befriending a werewolf. (Cool!Where I can find a werewolf?)
19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat. (Coooool!Yes again)
20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating.
21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high. (No,thats just me)
22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them".(And argue with them!)
23.) Yelling at someone right next to you.
24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing. (Bitch, that's just the Gods playing Sims.Your comand was removed)
25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization.
26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything. (That isn't a bad idea!I really need to try!)
27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you.
28.) Falling in Love.
29.) Fighting with your own team.
30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your biding.
31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal.
32.) Talking in Chat Speak.
33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years.
34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures.
35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.
36.) Referring to yourself in the third person.
37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored.
38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time. (And my pen,pencil,glasses and a lot other things(not all behind my ear))
39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper.
40.) Breaking a record through pranking.
41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols
42.) -( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!
43.) Wrapping people.
44.) Making your hair holiday themed.
46.) Stress Baking
47.) Stalking.(NO!...Oh why the hell I try to ignore it.YES!I stalk my mother when she talks about me)
49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS!
51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection.
52.) Switching names. (I'm Sandy 1 and flavster,and patato and Richie or was Tony?I don't remember now)
53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS.
55.) Breaking things for fun.
56.) Running away.
57.) Sound effects.
58.) Overreacting to everything.
60.) Growing Up.
"You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
The Pledge to PJO
25 Interesting Harry Potter Facts
24.The actress who played Moaning Myrtle was 37 years old at the time “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” was filmed. She is the oldest actress to ever portray a Hogwarts student.
23. Ron Weasley’s character originally swore a lot, but Rowling’s publisher wouldn’t let her use that sort of language because it would’ve been inappropriate for young readers.
22. Rowling’s publisher suggested she use initials rather than her real name, “Joanne Rowling,” in order to appeal to male readers. She chose J.K., borrowing the “K” from her grandmother’s name, Kathleen. However, neither “Kathleen” nor “K” is part of her legal name.
21. Only Alan Rickman, the actor who played Professor Snape, knew his character’s fate before the release of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” because Rowling told him.
20. Rowling said the inspiration for the name of Harry’s school in the books, “Hogwarts,” may have unconsciously come from the name of a plant she saw in the Kew Gardens in New York City.
19. Rupert Grint dressed up like his female drama teacher and rapped about Ron Weasley for his audition tape. His rap began, “Hello, my name is Rupert Grint, I hope you don’t think I stink.”
18. Contrary to popular belief, the ‘t’ at the end of Voldemort is silent. The name comes from the French words meaning “flight of death.”
17. J.K. Rowling slightly based 11-year-old Hermione on herself at the same age. She even made Hermione’s patronus her favorite animal, an otter.
16. An outbreak of lice occurred among the children cast members during the filming of “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.”
15. Tom Felton auditioned for the roles of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, but was chosen to play Draco Malfoy instead.
14. The idea for Sirius Black’s tattoos came from those used in Russian prison gangs. The markings identify the person as someone to be feared and respected.
13. Robbie Coltrane, the actor who played Hagrid in the films, has gotten a mini-fan and a fruit bat stuck in his famous, shaggy beard.
12. Dementors, the deadly phantoms that guard Azkaban Prison, represent depression and were based on Rowling’s struggle with the disease.
11. Over 400 million Harry Potter books in 67 languages have been sold worldwide as of 2008.
10. J.K. Rowling is the first person to become a billionaire (U.S. dollars) by writing books.
9. During the filming of the kissing scene between the horcrux versions of Harry and Hermione in the final film, Rupert Grint was removed from the set for laughing too much.
8. While filming “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,” Tom Felton’s Hogwarts robes had their pockets sewn shut because he kept trying to sneak food onto the set.
7. One of the flying cars used in “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” was stolen off the set. It was discovered seven months later when an anonymous caller informed police of its whereabouts.
6. M.O. McGonagall is listed on one of the Quidditch trophies in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Could Professor McGonagall have been a renowned Quidditch player back in the day? It would certainly explain her enthusiasm for the sport.
5. People had trouble pronouncing Hermione’s name, so Rowling had her sound it out for Viktor Krum in “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.”
4. Forty versions of Salazar Slytherin’s infamous locket had to be created to accommodate Harry and Ron’s failed attempts to destroy it during filming.
3. When “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” was released in Great Britain, the publisher asked stores not to sell the book until schools were closed for the day to prevent truancy.
2. In order to become acquainted with the films’ three main stars, director Alfonso Cuaron had each of them write an essay about their characters. True to their characters, Emma Watson wrote a 16-page essay, Daniel Radcliffe wrote a simple, one-page paper, and Rupert Grint never even turned his in.
1. The least successful Harry Potter film, “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,” made $90 million more than the most successful Twilight movie.
If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile.
If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you live and breathe Harry Potter, copy & paste this to your profile.
Edward Cullen is not a vampire, he lives in a forest, doesn't eat people, and sparkles in the sunlight-he is obviously a fairy!
Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So, Harry Potter > Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.
Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff.(Why would I do that?)
Slytherins...will push someone else off.(maybe...*cought*yes*cought*)
Hufflepuffs...will call five hundred others and build a staircase.(work?No, thanks)
Ravenclaws...will get hold of a flying carpet.(That are against law!Where the heck did they get one?I want one too)
20 things that Harry Potter has taught me ...
1 Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that there is a reason behind madness.
2 Argus Filtch taught me that even the most bitter people are capable of love.
3 Rodolphus Lestrange taught me that there are just some really horrible people in the world.
4 Pansy Parkinson taught me that it is alright to need someone to pick up the pieces when things fall apart.
5 Petunia Dursley taught me that everyone needs to be encouraged and complemented from time to time.
6 Dolores Umbridge taught me that sometimes it is better to live in innocence.
7 Lucius Malfoy taught me that even if people are dead, you should still do good to their memory.
8 Arabella Figg taught me that running away from problems never solves anything.
9 Percy Weasley taught me that blood is thicker than pride.
10 Narcissa Malfoy taught me that people will do anything for the person they love.
11 Minerva McGonagall taught me that even the cleverest of people make the stupidest mistakes.
12 Rita Skeeter taught me that humiliation hurts, but that revenge is just as bad.
13 Regulus Black taught me that you shouldn't always listen to everything you parents say.
14 Mundungus Fletcher taught me that some people will never be credited for their brilliant deeds of love.
15 Fenrir Greyback taught me that some people shouldn't be pitied.
16 Lavender Brown taught me that some people are more fragile than they appear.
17 Andromeda Tonks taught me that it is alright to wallow when things go wrong. But that you have to build your strength from your experiences.
18 Poppy Pomfrey taught me that it is always the quiet ones.
19 Gilderoy Lockhart taught me that being famous isn't everything.
20 Harry Potter taught me to never judge a book by its cover.
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
when a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
when a friend is afraid of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone who gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
when I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others
I promise to remember ZOE
when I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
when a limo passes my car
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Bekendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go
Heroes of Olympus Pledge
I promise to remember Jason
whenever someone forgets something...
I promise to remember Piper
whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...
I promise to remember Leo
when I see someone run away...
I promise to remember Annabeth
when someone misses someone...
I promise to remember Percy
when I see someone refuse to give up...
I promise to remember Hazel
when I see someone who has made a hard decision...
I promise to remember Frank
when someone is different then expected to be...
I promise to remember Reyna
when I see a leader...
I promise to remember Octavian
when I see a ripped toy...
I promise to remember Don the Faun
when someone asks me for money...
I promise to remember HoO
wherever I may go...
I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
And I promise to remember Poseidon
I promise to remember Zeus
And I promise to remember Hera
I promise to remember Aphrodite
And I promise to remember Apollo
I promise to remember Artemis
And I promise to remember Hades
I promise to remember Demeter
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
I promise to remember Dionysus
And I promise to remember Hestia
Yes I promise to love The Gods
I promise to remember Rick Riorden
for making these awesome characters!!!
Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*
Most Girls Want A Guy Who Will Take Them Expensive Places and Take Them On Moonlight Walks.
I Want A Guy Who Will Fall Into Tartarus With Me.
The PJO fandom must answer the call,
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.
Atlas. Zoe's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Ichor. The blood of the gods.
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.
If your a Demigod copy this into your profile
The Narnia pledge:
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.
The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain.
The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it
The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy and the girl who doesnt much care
The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.
The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom.
The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them
The girl who will snap you out of a "I just want to fit in" fog and show you who you really are.
I'm That Girl: who passes all the classes she hates and fails the ones she loves.
I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date.
I'm That Girl: who closes her locker door on her hand.
I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with.
I'm That Girl: whose friends are so important to her she considers them family
I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could.
I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it
I'm That Girl: who wears all black clothing and cracks up at everything you say.
I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up.
I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality.
I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.
I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl.
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile
If you love Thalico (come on people they're not related on the god side of family! Percy says so in TLO! Percy & Annabeth are actually 2nd cousins, and they date! Why is it so disgusting?) copy & paste!
IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
You like being in charge.
You feel at home in the water.
You’re not that much of a people person.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You own a garden.
You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re very creative and artistic.
You like writing poetry.
You like going to art museums.
HUNTTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
You like silver.
You have a way with tools.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re the life of the party.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
Being called 'crazy' is a compliment
Sooooo I'm a daughter of Hades or Athena(Hard, but I chose Hades) with a little bit of Hunter of Artemis and a little bit of daughter of Zeus and a little bit of daughter of Hecate.Sooooo my half-brother is Nico.Cool!
If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile.
If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.
If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Annabeth?I'm not lesbian.Ask Percy!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hades got Leo pregant?If you excuse me for a second I'll go to wash my brain.THAT ISN'T POSIBLE!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Thalia and Apollo?Apollo is her HALF-BROTHER!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Athena/Silena or Athena/Travis?None.Why?Because.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
If Hazel walked in on Thalia and Hades making out."Um...Thalia?Nico is the other room...""WHat?Oh um...sorry Lord Hades?My mistake, bye!"
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Ten reasons why isn't healthy to prank Hades cabin.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Percy and Leo?I prefer to not know.
13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning:It imply a drunken Apollo and Percy who sings Boyfriend by Justin Biber and appear random in Underworld and annoy the crap out of Hades.
"(1) and (7)"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5). (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (4).
Percy and Hazel "are in a happy relationship until Silena runs off with Hazel. Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Katie and a brief unhappy affair with Apollo, then follows the wise advice of Athena and finds true love with Annabeth.
The end is normal thanks Gods!Rest*facepalm*
What title would you give this fic?
The best fanfic to be told at a Night of horror stories
15. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Katie and Leo.I think Connor planned this to make Travis jealous.
16. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Thalia?Bad!She's my favorite character.
17. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
Silena and Nico?Let's see...Silena conforts Nico after Bianca's death...right?I think:Awww
18. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
I'm so not gonna give you the picture with you and Katie kissing.Now get the fuck out!
19. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Percy isn't emo!
20. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
Thalia and Katie?I'd probabily really like to go to school.
21. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort
Hazel and Hades?"You'll always be my daughter."
Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians
1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters
10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief
12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters
13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief
15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters
16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief
19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian
21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief
22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian
23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO book
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (My Tay-Tay!Hm...possible, maybe a legacy of Aphrodite too)
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares.
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (I do!I swear I have just my mother think I am crazy so now I claim I'm like Frank who doesn't have either)
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies (I read PJO and HOO series on internet because books aren't published in Romania!Sometimes I really hate my country*sigh*)
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
You give all your siblings god parents
You call the tough school bullies, children of Ares. The girly popular ones are obviously Aphrodite.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen.(OH HELL NO!)
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
You have a countdown to the Mark of Athena
You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of help and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!Give it back!!
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.
You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.
You get other people obsessed.
You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.
You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.
You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(THE MOVIE WAS IN A ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE!)
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.
Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.
You and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.
When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.
You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"
You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.
You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You suddenly love thunderstorms with lightening.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.(My dog is male,but I do that and he answered)
You're stuck when figuring out who your godly parent is.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You curse a god/goddess a lot.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better then most sane people.
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NICO WILL NEVER TURN EVIL! OVER MY DEAD BODY!)
Make all of your friends read all the PJO before you do anything with them.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although I don't have a golden drachma)
You give friends and youself a godly parent.
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You think of Percy every time you see a teenage, dark haired, green-eyed boy.
You have an instant crush on Nico!
You just have to research more about greek mythology
You want to learn Latin
You copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (happily, if I might add)
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (and now laughing because of this one, it's so true)
You own every single book (no*cry cry cry*just pdf variant!)
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You call yourself a demigod (and so does anyone else who knows what they're talking about)
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO
You've called someone you know a satyr.
If someone annoys you, you scoff and say, "Mortals"
When you see the word, "RED" you think of Rachel Elizabeth Dare.
You took the time to read this list.
You've tried to send an Iris message.
You are disgusted at how Disney portrayed Hades in the movie "Hercules".(That movie was a disaster!But I have to admit, it has it's funny parts)
You almost fainting when you realized that Annabeth didn't have blond hair in the movie.
When you found out that Thor was a demigod, you immediately watched the movie and read the comics.
Rick Riordan is your idol.
You are teaching yourself Greek.
If your parents (or anyone else) annoy you, you curse in Greek or call them a vlaccas (idiot).
You are devastated that there are only 5 books in the series.
You've had dreams about PJO or HOO characters.
You wish there was a PJO series on TV.
You almost (or did) cried when Bianca died. And also when Nico reminded Percy of his promise.
You squealed or "aawed" out loud when Annabeth kissed Percy at Mt. Saint Helens.
You hate it when fanfictions mess up or when they pair people together that should NOT be together! (Hey freedom of shipping, but Percy/Hera is already TOO much)
You draw pictures of all the characters.
You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of (The Lightning Theif) told the truth, and the PJO series is real. (It DID tell the truth, PJO IS REAL!!!)
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.
When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.
All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.
President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.
There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first.
There are two types of people in the world . . . people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.
Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper. (OR but only if the pen is Riptide.)
Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper."
He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies.
People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth.
Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
In loving memory of...
...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die
...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends
...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth
...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero
...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success
...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos
... Michael Yew, who knew that his plan would kill him, but said it anyways
...All people who die in Battle of the Labyrinth
...Everyone else (except Kronos) who died in the 2nd Titan War
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(What is wrong with gays?They chose how live so respect their decisions.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.(Whoa who made that stereotype never met me)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm OKLAHOMAN so I MUST ride a horse and live on a farm.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a SOFTBALL PLAYER so I MUST be ugly.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(I'm not afraid of blood.That's what I meant.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Gross. JUST GROSS)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID(Do you ever heard of Annabeth Chase?)
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES
I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE
I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS
I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL.
I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER.
I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL
I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports
I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION
I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN
I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION
I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE(I have Fanfiction.I have more life losers!)
I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS
I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.
I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR
I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER
I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR
I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL
I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me.
I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS
I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET
I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT
I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION
I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN
I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH (I don't)
I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM
I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE
I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT
I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY
Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
. . . Now go read the third word in each line;)
I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
You know you live in 2012 when...
1) You accidentally entered your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3) The reason you're not keeping in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or MySpace.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read the list, you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this, you're thinking about sending it to all your friends.
9) You were to busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity!
12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did.
COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE:
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
Girl: She gives him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that, paste this to your profile
copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think Logan Lerman (Percy Jackson) is hot.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
Your idol is a character from a book.
I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.
Found these on that bad idea T-shirt site. These are the funny child-friendly ones.
MEPHOBIA: Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can’t handle it, and everyone dies.
OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF. sometimes i need expert advice
THINK I’M SARCASTIC? watch me pretend to care!
I’M NOT INSULTING YOU. i’m describing you.
SARCASM. the bodies natural defense against stupidity
COMMON SENSE IS SO RARE THESE DAYS. IT SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A SUPERPOWER
I’M NOT ANTI-SOCIAL i’m anti-stupid
ALWAYS BE YOURSELF unless you can be a UNICORN then always be a unicorn
BE YOURSELF ...unless you suck
DON’T HIT KIDS. No. Seriously. They have guns now
Sarcastic comment ...loading... please wait - It was funnier on the t-shirt... :\
I HATE BEING BIPOLAR It’s awesome!
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
you can’t fix STUPID not even with DUCT TAPE
Sorry. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
OF COURSE I TALK LIKE AN IDIOT. how else could you understand me?
I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you knew.
If people could read my mind... I’d get punched in the face a lot...
The voices are back. EXCELLENT.
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
IF YOU CHOKE A SMURF what colour does he turn?
I see dumb people
Sarcasm is just one more free service we offer
Sometimes I wonder. “why is that FRISBEE getting BIGGER?”
Then it hits me.
Real bear hugs are often fatal
I’M NOT SHORT I’M FUN SIZE!
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
Yet despite the look on my face... your still talking.
If at first you DON’T SUCCEED then maybe you JUST SUCK.
I’m already visualizing you with DUCT TAPE over your mouth.
I’m MULTI-TALENTED I can talk and annoy you at the same time
An APPLE a day will keep ANYONE away if thrown hard enough.
I’m not saying YOU’RE STUPID I’m just saying you’ve got BAD LUCK when it comes to thinking.
Unless your name is GOOGLE stop acting like you know everything.
Photoshop. Helping the ugly since 1988
I’d love to explain it to you, but i don’t have any CRAYONS
ORGANIZED PEOPLE are just too lazy to LOOK FOR THINGS
if you say GULLIBLE slowly it sounds like ORANGES
I like you but if ZOMBIES CHASE US I’m tripping you
It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
I’m actually not funny, I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.
I’M NOT WEIRD I’m limited edition!
- If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."
"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."
"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."
"Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing
"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Dear Voldemort, So they screwed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada
"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder
"Diamonds are like girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."
I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.
I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?
"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain" - Unknown
"Sometimes you just really have to punch someone, you know?"- Unknown
"Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door"-Unknown
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
the optimist-"It is half full"
the pessimist-"It is half empty"
awesomest-"I already drank it"
(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.
It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
I swear to officer, I'm not god mr.drunk!
I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.
This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.
Crazy and proud:
Have you seen my sanity? I'm afraid I've lost it! Jk! I never had any!
There are times I question your sanity. You can't. Why? I don't have any!
I think you might have crossed the line between Genius and Insane. Please! I never crossed it! I was born on this side!
You just crossed the line! Oh please! I just went around it! You know it isn't very big.
I think you have lost your sanity. WHAT SANITY?
You are a crazy person! No! I'm YOUR crazy person!
Are you sane? What is sane?As far as I know there is Crazy and Crazier!
Do you know the differences between you and me? Of course! You are boring, your life is pointless and unexciting. You have no imagination and you never think outside the box or take risks! I am interesting. My life is full of joy and laughter. I have an imagination, always think outside the box, and always take risks! No. I am sane and you are not. MY POINT EXACTLY!!!!
Question: Do you know who I am?
You: Go to Hell!
You: OMG did you just fall?
I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
Tell me ... is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
You sound better with your mouth closed.
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then it must be none of your business.
“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”
"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Ice cream is my favorite desert!So light part.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Ask specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!
Sometimes, I sit and wonder what everything would be like if my life was the Percy Jackson series. Crazy, adventurous, love-filled, and exciting. Then I look at my real life and go "Wow, you really have a crappy, boring life."
Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll always picture Haymitch
Whenever someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
Yes, I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire, too
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
The Kane Chronicles Pledge
I promise to remember Carter
When I travel far away
I promise to remember Sadie
When I have something sarcastic to say
I promise to remember Desjardins
When someone doesn't fight fair
I promise to remember Amos
When someone has beads in their hair
I promise to remember Iskandar
When I see someone very old
I promise to remember Bast
When I see cat's eyes that are gold
I promise to remember Horus
When I see a beautiful bird
I promise to remember Isis
Whenever strange voices are heard
I promise to remember Set
When someone is clever and sly
I promise to remember Anubis
When a cute boy catches my eye
I promise to remember Zia
When I see someone working magic
I promise to remember Julius Kane
When someone's life is tragic
I promise to remember Ruby Kane
When someone I love is gone
And whenever I read The Red Pyramid,The Throne of Fire and The Serpent's Shadow,
I'll always remember this song.
95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!
Copy/paste this in your profle if you're surprised that Aphrodite has not cursed the people who write the stories that do something horriblle to Percabeth!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!"
92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!
If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up, but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm Not Afraid' saving the world.
93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(I do it and I'm still traumatized)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors(How in name of Stynx did you guess that?)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.(except for summer)
TOTAL:15.(Why am I not surprized?I'm a girl I swear on Stynx!)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
Cats are better than dogs.
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.(Yeah I like cheerleading.Got a problem with that?)
You hate wearing the color black
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.(That's a joke right?)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
You love the movies
Used to play with dolls as little kid(I made them to fight)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL:9(I should be worried...?)
WHAT AM I?
You own a cell phone.(like everybody?)
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You can skateboard
You love the computer.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You cut yourself over depression
You like rap.
You like loud music
You love to "hardcore" dance (ALL MUSIC)
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You enjoy sniffing cheese. (I enjoy sniffing everything. *Sniffs a pair of socks*)
Knee-high/colorful socks are the only socks you wear.(when it's winter)
You are constantly called weird.
You blurt out random things.
You slap random people for the fun of it.
You write on your hand.
You drew on your shoes.
You text your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend. (You know, I probably would, except for the fact that none of my friends have a boyfriend.)
You text your best friends ex.(none of them have an ex)
You don't care if people mock you.
You wear fuzzy boots in the middle of summer.
Sooo France,North Italiy,South Italiy,Poland,Schwizerland and Sweden...WHAT THE HELL?!I'm Romanian and proud of it!
That's part is writted by me.
You belive in supernatural.
You are revengeful.
You are impatient.
You love fun and divertisment.
You are passionate.
You are cunning.
You are loyal to your familly and friends, but deadly to your enemies
You are happy and optimistic
At surface you are a happy and silly,inside smart and profoundly.
"Rules are made to be break"
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss
And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But Mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you Mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Lady Gaga taught me it’s ok to be different.
Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.
Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.
Music taught me how to live.
Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week!
This Is A Christmas Song About Percy Jackson
Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,
Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,
Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,
What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,
Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,
A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,
a horse and eagle fight,
a thunder bolt by my side,
the eagle got hit and sank,
some time the horse had bought,
Poseidon's face turned blank,
as he foiled Zeus' plot,
Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.
Crhistmas Song For Harry Potter
You'd better watch out
You're going to die
Better bow down
I'm telling you why.
VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN!
He's killing the Squibs
Its taking their lives
No need for a knife
VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN!
He knows you're in the order
And he will make you pay
If you're a Mudblood, better run
Cuz you know death is today
With little Wormtail
And Bellatrix too
VOLDEMORT IS COMEING TO TOWN!
Go to Hades!"
"Family spat! You turned me into a dandelion!" - Nico Di Angelo
You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase
I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson
"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo
"You named him Festus? You know in Latin, 'festus' means 'happy'? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"- Jason Grace
"Gaea?" Leo shook his head."Isn't that mother nature? She's supposed to have,like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and deer and rabbits doing her laundry? "Leo that's Snow White."
"'It's him,' I said. 'Typhon.'
Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up."
Mr. D, wearing his leopard-skin jogging suit and rummaging through the refrigerator. He looked up lazily. "Do you mind?" Where's Chiron?" I shouted. How rude." Mr. D took a swig from a jug of grape juice. "Is that how you say hello?" Hello," I amended. "We're about to die! Where's Chiron?"
"Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"
"Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see"
"Hey, can I see that sword you were using?"
I showed him Riptide, and explained how it turned from a pen into a sword just by uncapping it.
"Cool! Does it ever run out of ink?"
"Um, well, I don't actually write with it."
"Are you really the son of Poseidon?"
"Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."
He went on asking questions.
Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.)
If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.)
Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)
"It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-"
"You invented the internet?"
It was my idea, Martha said.
Rats are delicious, George said.
"It as my idea!" Hermes said. "I mean the internet, not the rat. But that's not the point."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.
Annabeth: Was it hard?
"She said to tell Percy: 'Remember the rivers.' And, um, something about staying away from her daughter.
I'm not sure whose face was redder: Annabeth's or mine.
I pulled her up and we lay trembling on the pavement. I didn't realize we had our arms around each other until she suddenly tensed.
"Think positive. Tomorrow you're off to camp! After orientation, you've got your date-"
Annabeth stood in the back of the room, rifling through old scrolls.
"Put your cap back on," I said. "Get out!"
I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym.
When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth. Then like this television actress I used to have a crush on in fifth grade. Then...well, you get the idea.
I tried not to drool in my sleep, since Annabeth was sitting right next to me.
"Are you kidding?" she looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red.
"So if the gods fight," I said, "will things line up the way they did with the Trojan War? will it be Athena versus Poseidon?"
"Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.
"If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head," I said, "I'd pick you."
I just blurted it out—to give her confidence, I guess—but immediately I realized it sounded pretty stupid.
"Awww. . ." Silena sniffled and wiped her eyes. "Percy, that is so sweet!"
Annabeth blushed. "Shut up, Silena. Hand me your dagger."
I was afraid Annabeth was going to stab me with it.
But Annabeth just smiled and put us in jail. As she was heading back to the front line, she turned and winked. "See you at the fireworks?"
She didn't even wait for my answer before darting off into the woods.
I looked at Beckendorf. "Did she just... ask me out?"
He shrugged, completely disgusted. "Who knows with girls? Give me a haywire dragon, any day."
"We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. Once, I lost my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.
"Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?" - Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief
"Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck." - Percy Jackson The Battle Of The Labyrinth
I'll have a che
Save the whales, collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like...night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film. - (Ok I'm just insulting myself there... )
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask your name?
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I'm just an Annabeth questing for her Percy.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing things that other say we cannot.
There's Nothing Wrong With Arguing With Yourself. Its When You Argue With Yourself And LOSE When Its Weird
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Will teach me how to drive
FRIENDS: Will go to the concert with me
FRIENDS: Will hide me from the cops
FRIENDS: Will let me make a fool of myself in public
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
I read Twilight,but is a a shit in comparaton with PJO.
PJO fan: PERCY!
HP fan: “Eats Gillyweed”
When rain suddenly come…
Mortal: Damn it!
PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!
HP fan: Accio umbrella!
Mortal: Oh My god!
PJO fans: Di Immortales!
HP fan: Merlin’s pants!
Mortal: Shut up!
Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!
Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!
Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!
Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!
Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!
Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar!
Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!
Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!
Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!
Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.
Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!
THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE
1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love.
No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. (VERY, VERY Attractive!)
Math teachers really are evil.
Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Hieroglyphics are fun to read.
A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.
Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
Boomerangs can cast spells.
When women triumph over stupid males...
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?"
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
Post it for your MOM!!!!
What's your element?
You have a short temper
You have a calm, laid-back personality
You are physically strong.
You have a free spirit.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
I have a question.If this is about elements where is Cheese?
Guy's point of view
(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it -- us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong. We’ll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood I’m in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
Smile and say 'thank you.'
Kiss us when no one's watching.
(If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.)
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have friends for that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!’ instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I’m not sayin I wouldn't like it ether.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'I love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
Give the nice guys a chance
Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.
Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.
Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.
Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.
DON'T READ THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There were 3 girls
They were looking through people's MySpaces
The girl slowly came upon this one particular MySpace
It had creatures in the background, and the man looked like a phsycho
She started laughing with her friend on how ugly he was
Right then, an instant message came up
It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like myMySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What?? Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do. Especially to pretty girls like you. With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could.
Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living daylights out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy *beep* man just block him, he's a freaking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy *beep, you think he's watching us?
SatanStalker: I am. Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared.
Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs, trust me I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girl's friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anything
She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead.
She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
No Means No
"Can we have sex right now?
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass...
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes...
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later...
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...
Girls, if this story touched/made you sad, put this on your profile under "No means no"
Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
IF A BOY SLEEP WITH A LOT OF GIRLS HE IS COOL
IF A GIRL SLEEP WITH A LOT OF BOYS SHE IS A BITCH.
Copy an paste this on your profil if you hate hypocrisy.
”To all you girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size 0, you’re the beautiful one, it’s society who’s ugly.” - Marilyn Monroe(That woman was amazing!She is one of my heroines)
AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SASGITTARIUs-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet .5 years of bad luck if you do not repost
CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. (I feel offended!I lie just if it's necessary!Or may I lie right now...?)16 years of bad luck if you do not repost
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.
Favourite (insulting/funny) Quotes:
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?
You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world!
Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…
I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it.
I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… then I met you.
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
You know when you say "No offense', you're actually saying, 'I'm going to diss you now...I hope you dont mind".
When someone knocks on your door... 10% say " who is it?" 64% look through the peep hole 25% open the door 1% crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer
" Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?" " Math."
Never go to bed angry... Stay awake and plot your revenge.
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, you'll know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise
29 Reasons Why Girls Are The Best:
7 Ways to scare your roommates
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span)
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Screw fire and save matches!!
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.
Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
Copying from a single source is called cheating, copying from multiple source is called research.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.
Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.
All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- People are like slinkies; basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
- Children in the dark make accidents. Accidents in the dark make children.
- Yeah, I'm a loser, but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Cute but psycho- things even out.
- Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. (especially on Monday)
- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
- I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
- Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.
- Why do people always say life is short. Life is the longest damn thing you can do.
- Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?
- Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I was uncool before uncool was cool.
- Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority- sarcasm: my anti-drug.
- I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone.
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- I live in my own little world- but it's okay, they know me there.
- Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and then there would have been peace on earth.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
- Don't call me emo, or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain. And then I'll die and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks i call my friends.
- It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... you know. They're always telling you what to do and what not to do, and it's not conductive to a creative atmosphere!
- Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.
- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
- I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.
- How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
- There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.
- God made relatives. Thank god we can choose our friends.
- The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... so why learn in the first place?
- Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet
- Life is a test- I didn't take very good notes
- I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework
- You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you
- I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours
- If drama was vodka, my whole school would be wasted... except for me of course
- I intend to live forever... so far so good
- Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again
- Embrace the inner rebel- don't sit up straight
- Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... oooh the possibilities
I used to be schizophrenic, but now we're okay
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .
When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.
If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.
Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Everyone has a wild side, me and my friends just prefer to make ours public.
A true friend is someone who will still ride in a car with you no matter how many times you almost killed them.
When women are depressed, they eat chocolate or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
-Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?
-Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.
-You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
-Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
-So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone
-I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face
-I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
-When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you
X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
X You have ran into a glass/screen door.
XYou have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush.
X You have been called a blond.
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
X You just tried to lick your elbow.
X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. You just sang them to make sure.
X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
X You have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.(I don't seen it)
X You type with three fingers or less.
X You have accidentally caught something on fire.
X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
X You have caught yourself drooling
X You have fallen asleep in class.
X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
People often shake their heads and walk away from you
X You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
X You use your fingers to do simple math.(Hey!Summer vacantion wash my brain)
You have eaten a bug accidentally...
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
X You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
X You break a lot of things.
X You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before.
X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
X The word "um" is used often.
X You don't know what "um" means
X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100
86%insane.WHAAAAT????I'M SURE I'M 99,9% INSANE!
MUSIC MOVIE: So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle. 3. Press play. 4. For every question, type the song that's playing. 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button. 6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.
Birth:Fashion - Lady Gaga(umm...)
First day at school: Ours - Taylor Swift (Um...why I think somebody is in love with school?NVM)
Falling in Love: Criminal - Brithney Spears(Well tragedy.I like a good tragedy)
Fight Song: Love Story - Taylor Swift (Ummm that can be a fight for love.Awww)
Breaking Up: I'm only me when I'm with you(Isn't my idea for a breaking up.)
Prom: Enchanted - Taylor Swift(That really work!In the end)
Life: Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day (Yes that is the truth.Sad but the truth)
Mental Breakdown: Wish You were here -Avril Lavigne (...)
Driving:Born this way - Lady Gaga (Born to drive...That isn't me!I'm sure when I'll have my test I will do a crash in parcking lot)
Flashback: Domino - Jessie J (Um...what I remember?")
Wedding: Safe and Sound - Taylor Swift (Um...wedding is after a war or something...?)
Birth Of Child: Haunted -Taylor Swift (Um...or the child die or his father die.)
INTERMISSION: Bloody Mary - Lady Gaga (O_O.I shouls be scared...?)
Final Battle: Mine - Taylor Swift (Ok that work if the person die)
Death Scene: Hot Right Now - DJ Fresh feat Rita Ora (WTF???)
Funeral:The Story of Us - Taylor Swift (Um it's okay.Another tragic love.Girl sing about her dead boyfriend.)
End Credits: Invisible - Taylor Swift (...)
I'm the only who notice a lot of people die here?
Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.
TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.
Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.
TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.
Normal people: Name their dog Fido.
TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.
Normal people: Say OMG!
TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)
Normal people: Are scared of snakes.
TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!
Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.
TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.
Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat
TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.
Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.
TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE!
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
TOP 8 REASONS WHY INSANITY IS AWESOME:
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you've ever realized the you were talking to a complete stranger facing away from you when you thought it was someone you knew, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love anime and manga and ALL Japanese things copy this into your profile.
If your the kid of a god, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.
Girls Don't realize these things;
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
The Maximum Ride Pledge.
I promise to remember Max
When someone has leadership skills
I promise to remember Angel
When I see something with gills
I promise to remember Fang
When someone doesn't talk a lot
I promise to remember Ari
When someone is forgot
I promise to remember Gazzy
When I see a giant bomb
I promise to remember Dr. Martinez
When I see a great mom
I promise to rememer Nudge
When someone talks to much
I promise to remember Jeb
When someone hates my guts
I promise to remember Iggy
When I see someone blind
I promise to remember Dylan
When I see a face I want to grind
I promise to remember Total
When I see a little dog
And I promise to remember The Flock
When I see birds through the fog
I promise to remember Maximum Ride
Where ever I go
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. Ifyou still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL
Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART
Calling me WEAK won't make you REAL
Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL
Got a problem with me? Solve it.
Can't stand me? Sit down.
Can't face me? Turn around.
Don't like my style? Well, I certainly don't like yours.
Don't know me? Don't judge me.
Think you know me? Well you have NO idea.
I'm me. Hate it? So cry me a river, build a bridge and WALK OVER IT.
Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing
Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up
Anemophobia- Fear of wind
Anthrophobia- Fear of flowers
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern Lights
Barophobia- Fear of gravity
Basophobia- Fear of walking
Batophobia- Fear of being close to high buildings
Bibliophobia- Fear of books
Blennophobia- Fear of slime
Bogyphobia- Fear of the bogeyman
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting
Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair
Chionophobia- Fear of snow
Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
Chronophobia- Fear of time
Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks
Cibophobia- Fear of food
Claustrophobia- Fear of small spaces
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed
Cnidophobia- Fear of string
Deciophobia- Fear of making decisions
Dendrophobia- Fear of trees
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of school
Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Eosophobia- Fear of daylight
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge
Ergophobia- Fear of work
Ereuthophobia- Fear of the color red
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter
Geniophobia- Fear of chins
Genuphobia- Fear of knees
Geumaphobia- Fear of taste
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge
Graphophobia- Fear of writing
Heliophobia- Fear of the sun
Helmintophobia- Fear of being infested with worms
Hemophobia- Fear of blood
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Homichlophobia- Fear of fog
Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish
Ideophobia- Fear of ideas
Kainophobia- Fear of anything new
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables
Leukophobia- Fear of the color white
Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body
Linonophobia- Fear of string
Logophobia- Fear of words
Melanophobia- Fear of the color black
Melophobia- Fear of music
Metrophobia- Fear of poetry
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories
Mottephobia- Fear of moths
Nebulaphobia- Fear of fog
Neophobia- Fear of anything new
Nephophobia- Fear of clouds
Nomatophobia- Fear of names
Octophobia- Fear of the number 8
Ommetaphobia- Fear of eyes
Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams
Ophthalmophobia- Fear of opening one’s eyes
Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish
Panophobia- Fear of everything
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people
Phengophobia- Fear of daylight
Phobophobia- Fear of fear
Photophobia- Fear of light
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards
Sciophobia- Fear of shadows
Scolionophobia- Fear of school
Selenophobia- Fear of the moon
Siderophobia- Fear of stars
Sitophobia- Fear of food
Sophophobia- Fear of learning
Stasibasiphobia- Fear of walking
Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting
Trichopathophobia- Fear of hair
Triskadekaphobia- Fear of the number 13
Verbophobia- Fear of words
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow
Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
This has got to be one of the most clever brainteasers I've seen in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble. DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
Girl: your amazing Boy: why's that? Girl: because your the only thing that keeps me sane Boy: really because your the only thing that drives me crazy
Boy: who do you like girl: some guy that doesnt like me boy: well then he is missing out girl: who do you like? Boy: some girl who likes some guy whos missing out
Guys are horrible creatures They break our hearts And never bother to mend it But yet we love them so.
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (I wouldn't either!)
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile
VERY TRUE STORY AND LIFE LESSON*
If FanFiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Let me told you something!
ON FACEBOOK YOU CAN: farm without going outside, cook without being in your kitchen, feed fish you don’t have & waste an entire day without having a life.
ON FANFICTION YOU CAN:waste a day living a thousand lifes, a thousand adventures , a thousand love stories, a thousand funny things, a thousand sad things, a thousand horror things and a thousand stories when you could live forgeting about reality.
Pick the month you were born:
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
I smelled a spoon because I'm AWESOME.
Try it without looking at answers-
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…
5) Add the digits together
Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :
2. Nelson Mandela
5. Bill Gates
7. Brad Pitt
10. Barack Obama
PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!
Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile
Ways to Annoy Your Parents
Please note: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! Please do not sue me when your parents hand out your punishment for using this.
1 - Follow them all the time
2 - Say "Muu" when they call you
3 - Pretend you got amnesia
4 - Keep walking backwards
5 - Run all over the house with a light bulb in your hand and saying "The Sun! It's dying!"
6 - Play thumb war with yourself and when you're parents ask what's going on, you say, "My right thumb is losing to my left thumb." Go back to your war and then say, "Lefty, you cheater!"
7 - Sing out loud while you run all over the house wearing only underwear
8 - Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
9 - Stay in front of them at four in the morning and with a big smile in the face say "Good morning, sunshine!"
10 - Run in circles
11 - Recite a whole movie. Three times.
12 - Pretend you're fighting yourself. Lose.
13 - Pull somebody's hair and scream "DNA!"
14 - Wear a T-Shirt that reads "I'm Retarded!"
15 - Wear jeans on your heads, a t-shirt on your waist and say it's a new fashion concept
16 - Try to find another way to drink something in a glass
17 - Glue your finger on your nose with Super Glue
18 - Talk to a pen
19 - Have imaginary friends. Talk to them all the time.
20 - Pretend you're a viking
21 - Try to climb on the walls
22 - Scream really loud "WHERE-IS-MY-MOTHER!?"
23 - Put an ice-cream cone on your forehead and say you're a beautiful unicorn
24 - Do what they tell you to
25 - Stay turning the lights on and off and after 5min say "ooh! I get it now..."
26 - Eat non-eatable things.
27 - Sit in front of the fan with your arms wide open and sing "I believe I can fly!!"
28 - Hold their hands and say "I see dead people..."
29 - When taking a shower, scream "I'm drowning!"
30 - Chase an imaginary tail
31 - Demand your own telephone number
32 - Scream "Lie!" for everything they say
33 - Pretend you're 268 years old
34 - Stay upside down in your closet
35 - Talk to a banana, and say, "Hello? Hello? Answer Me!!"
36 - Try to swim on the ground
37 - Knock on their door all night
38 - Pretend you have multiple personalities
39 - Deny everything they say before they finish saying and say "What? Why? Are you trying to find a reason to punish me?". Take a long breath, blink three times and say "Can I help you?"
40 - Ask "What?" for everything they say and pretend you don't understand
41 - Look at you father for some time and then say "I'M USING NEW SOCKS!"
42 - Always repeat "What would give you that idea?"
43 - When your mother start talking to you, say "Lo siento, No hablo Inglés"
44 - Tell them you have a very important secret that you can't tell to anyone, they'll insist on you to tell the secret, then you whisper "I'm Spiderman/Catwoman!"
45 - Stay looking at nowhere for some time and quickly look at your parents with a scared expression and say "Did you feel/see that?!"
46 - Write "Will you really eat this little bird?"/"Eggs are friends, not food!" on every egg you got in the freezer
47 - When having dinner, stand up and say to one of your siblings: "Due to economic problems, you will be banished from this house."
48 - When visiting your grandparents, start singing "Uuhm, you touch my tchalala!"
49 - Always say "That's so hot" with Paris Hilton accent
50 - Tell them everything you did was just to annoy them
"My dads name is Laughing,
My moms name is smiling."
"Are you kidding?"
"No kidding is my brother, im joking."
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete
I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.
Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. (PINK?! *pukes*)
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had
REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' was your heroa nd
'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP(*cry a river*I want to be child again.It sucks to be a teenager)
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."
I wish I had Dora's parents.They let that bitch go everywhere!
People:You need to grow up.
Me:Well excuse me, I'm having fun and you're not
Don't be racist!
Be like Mario.
He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican
Being a girl is so fuckin expensive.
I want you to know that someone out there cares.Not me, but someone does.
Panda opinion about racism:
Panda:Dude, racism is stupid.I'm black, white and Asian and everybody still love me.
We found the Thief
Reasons why Piper ISN'T a Mary-Sue
1.Hater Reason:She's naturally beautiful
Counterargument:Dude...her mother is Aphrodite.You know...goddess of beauty.What did you expect from her?To be ugly?And that she's beautiful naturally...since when do girls have to wear make up to be beautiful?
2.Hater Reason:She has kaleidoscopic eyes.
Counterargument:It was demonstraded in TLO(by Rick Riordan if you didn't know already) that Aphrodite kids can change their look.Silena is described in three ways during the series.Camp Half-Blood wikia say at the Abilities of Cabin 10 'Ability to change their physical features.'For Christ's shake, only her eyes change colour!And just three colours:brown, blue and green.Isn't like she has rainbow eyes!There are other 9 girls and 4 boys(except Piper, Drew, Lacy and Mitchell comform with CHB wikia) in that cabin!How do you know none of them have kaleidoscopic eyes?
3.Hater Reason:She can charmspeak
Counterargument:Drew can too.Your point?Seriously hating on Piper because she can charmspeak is like hating on Percy because he can heal with water or hating on Leo because of his fire powers!
4.Hater reason:She deny her beauty and try to hide it
Counterargument:For a long amount of time she was called ugly/half-blood because she is native(yes, read TLH).And suddenly everybody tell her how beautiful she is.It's kind of hard to belive it.It's named low self-esteem.Heard of it?I guess not.Try to hide it?So...you hate her because she's a tomboy?Okay let's start hating every tomboy on Earth.
5.Hater reason:Her father is famous.
Counterargument:Em...and her mother is Aphrodite.Honestly do you really think that she'll go to have affairs with a librarian or a gardener(no offece to anybody)?Of course she'll go for guys like actors, male models, billionares and that kind of things.Again, you judge unaware of other parentage.Just because it's not mentioned, that doesn't mean the others don't have rich/famous fathers.CHB wikia say 'It is filled with beautiful girls with designer clothing and very good-looking, handsome boys'.Do you think that designer clothes are cheap or what?And Percy say something at the end of TLT that Aphrodite kids have Gucci bags(or something along those lines, correct me if I'm wrong).Gucci bags are not cheap.Do you think that they could afford any of those if their fathers weren't wealthy?I think not.So drop it.Piper's father job don't make her a Mary-Sue
6.Hater Reason:She have Helen of Troy blade that show the future
Counterargument:Percy has Hercules' sword, what's your point?And the blade show the future since Helen had it.Isn't like it get that atribution since Piper have it for God's shake!
7.Hater reason:She is diffrent from the other Aphrodite's kids, she's smarter and can fight and not obssesed with clothes and fashion.
Counterargument:How stereotypical is that?!Now it's a crime to be diffrent?And how do you know the others can't fight and all what they talk about is fashion and such?Silena demonstrated in the Second Titan War that she can fight.I bet the others can fight as well.Maybe not as well as Ares or Athena's kids or others, but that doesn't mean they can't!And I feel like screaming that:APHRODITE KIDS ARE NOT DUMB, NOR IS THEIR MOTHER!
8.Hater reason:She can speak French
Counterargument:All, I repeat, ALL Aphrodite children can speak French!CHB Wiki say that as well.Honeslty people Rick tried(on purpose or not) to show the readers about two of the less known cabins in CHB , Hephaestus Cabin and Aphrodite Cabin alog with the occupants traits and he tried to do that through Leo and Piper.So you are acusing Piper of being a Mary-Sue because she speak another language when, in fact, all Aphrodite kids can.And she's not the only one!Frank speaks Chinese, Leo speaks Spanish and Hazel speaks French as well.
9.Hater Reason:She has no flaws.
Counterargument:She DOES have flaws!Just because they are not so visible, it doesn’t mean she doesn’t have them.She has a low self-esteem, she panics fast(less in MoA, but in TLH she does), she is a little possessive(yes, I admit she is.It’s a flaw, she doesn’t have flaws eh?),self distrust.And I’m sure there are more, but an author can’t spent the whole book showing characters flaws!
Plus do you forgot that Mary-Sues have lots of friends, all boys in school love them and all the girls in school are jealous and bully her because of her beauty and perfection?
Piper has only two friends in school:Jason and Leo.And Jason was because of Mist, so one friend.Boys are not drooling over her and girls are not jealous of her because of boys and they bully her because she’s native.
I don’t try to froce you to love her, but you can’t just troll around about how Piper is a Mary-Sue when she’s not!Demonstrated above.
Unlike some people in PJATO/HoO fandom...
I DON'T hate Rachel.She's not a heartless bitch that want to break up Percabeth.
I DON'T hate Piper.She's not a Mary-Sue that steal other people boyfriends.
I DON'T hate Jason.He's not a Marty-Stue(or however that's called)cheater, selfish jerk.We just don't know enough about his past.
I DON'T hate Reyna.She's not an over-controling bitch who want to break up Jasper.
I DON'T hate Calypso.She never tried to keep Percy for her, she let him go.
I DON'T hate Drew(surprised?).She acts like a bitch, yes.But I'm sure she has her reasons to be so bitter.
I DON'T hate Octavian(surprised again?).He acts like a maniac who wants power, yes.But I still hope he will prove his braveness/loyality at one point.
WHY SO DAMN MUCH HATE?
Did you really read all my profile?
I'd give you a cookie but my PC don't show it so imagine there is a cookie and take it.