Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon.
I WAS INVOLVED WITH THE RUBYJANET STORY, I'M COOOOOL.
Hey guys it's da Laxman and dis is my profile and stuff...
Favorite Things:VideoGames,Anime,Internet,Music,Privacy,Pokemon, Superheros, Pop culture references and other stuff.
About me: I am BATSHIT CRAZY hear me roar.
Something that represents me: a Potato.. or maybe an Autobot.
Musical Preferences: Rap, Rock, Alternative Rock, Pop Rock, Nightcore, Indi-Rock, Classical, uhhh...other shit to.
I am going to rant about fanfiction, actually the people on fanfiction.
Lets start with...The shippers.
I understand that people like to pair two characters from and anime or manga...(Novel) together. Some are what the author intended. Others not so much. I am still trying to understand why shipping is littering the fanfiction website. Normally I would let something like this go...but...Seriously A LOT of what shippers write is smut...mostly gay smut. I am perfectly fine with people being homosexual, I am not fine when I read a story (The summary should state it is smut. Other wise I think..'oh a nifty fanfiction') and all that it is is porn.
There is an other site JUST for porn. Go there. Not here. (But a lot of you are just little girls...STOP WRITING PORN) I also recommend to stop shipping. You over analyze things and lose sight of the plot, then ruin the entire CONCEPT for others. (Why I don't watch naruto anymore.)
Next up...Unoriginal Authors.
Use your own characters. Stop using Ash, and the game protagonists as main characters. They are ok up to a point, when there personality is changed, but even then... Don't just go by the games plot word by word. Use your own flare and add some conflict.
It isn't that hard to make a original character. Make a complete opposite to your personality or create an alter ego. Be creative.
Its not that hard. (Also don't plagiarize. That just shows how stupid you are.)
Mary-Sues and Gary-Stus. -
It isn't good when-
Your character gets all the romance (without trying)
They win every battle (With just one move)
Most of the pokemon in there team are either shiny, legendary, starter or OU pokemon. (and you catch them...WITHOUT trying.)
There is no plot. (again no trying.)
There is no conflict. ()
The thing that makes me angry though, is when the sue is pointed out and the author ignores you/everybody and acts like there shit smells like roses. (Shit smells like shit)
It specifically points out a problem.
It gives there opinion on WHY they don't like the story.
It has the intent to actually HELP the author.
A little harassment is healthy. It motivates the author to prove the reviewer wrong, unless the author is one whom thinks there shit smells like roses, then flame however you like.
But if it is a story in which the author shows effort and cares about it, they actually want help or are open minded, one should never review like this.
"God this makes me want to gouge my eyes out, it is horrible. Ur a sick bastard. Go die. GIVE UP."
This shows a persons immaturity, possibly even there daddy issues.
Some people have made it there soul purpose on here to flame. People like The Fox Familiar and to a lesser extent Farla.
I want to apologize to Farla. I got angry over your review at first, but then later realized that in a way you were helping me. So sorry,
The Fox Familiar...I admire that you stick by your beliefs, but recently your flames (of other peoples work) hasn't been helpful in the slightest and they just put down the authors. I also agree that the gay shippings/smut everywhere is a problem, but I disagree with your ideology of homosexuals. I think it borderlines ignorance. If you would like to have an educated argument at one point I would love to participate.
If I think of something else...i'll rant more.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (its in the rules)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I am GREEK, so I MUST believe all things are greek
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
We are HUMAN and we fuck up, so we MUST live with it. We MUST accept it. Then we MUST learn from it.
Stereotypes don't define us. Our actions define US. DON't LET ANYONE tell you different.
Just Another Nuzlocke- Genre: COMEDY! Its all shits and giggles.
Summary:Despite the harsh realities of his life, Nameless Guy moves against the flow of society, becoming like no other. With a destiny ahead of him, he becomes a Pokemon Trainer. There is talk of him being the one...the God-Sue. Read and discover the extremely serious plot, political stand points and of course the physics defying main character in this Stunning (Horrible) Nuzlocke.
Rating: M BECAUSE OF MANLYNESS!
Champion of Gender(remake):-Genre- Adventure, Romance...other stuff
Summary:Giving up your title...that sucks. Getting shot...sucks more. Faking your own death...immoral. Getting cursed by gods...unlucky. Being turned into a girl?That's just weird. Unfortunately, this is my life. My name is Ethan...er... Emily Evergreen, ex-champion of Hoenn, and I am starting to wonder, will things get worse?
Rating: T-M...I DON'T Fiiing KNOW.
Champion of Fang-Genre- Action, Romance, Mystery, Adventure
Summary: The bullying I can handle, living in a empty house I can handle. But this? I can't handle this. I need to leave. Everything. I don't want to be here because of this...it hangs over my head. I am sorry. I can't take it. Good bye. I'm off to be a pokemon trainer now.
Champion of Mind-Genre- Action, Adventure.
Summary: FUCKING NINJAS
Champion of Balance-Genre-Adventure, Romance, Action. GENERAL.
Summary:Drake is bored and wants nothing more to be a pokemon trainer, no a pokemon champion... Read as he goes through up's and downs to accomplish his dream.
Cloudless Sky- Genre- Adventure, General, Angst. (5 Chapters)
Summary- Grim Reaper.
They Call me Six-Genre-Angst, Adventure. (12 Chapters)
Rating-M (Erry body, it might have a scene.)
All in my Head- Genre- Angst, Mystery. (6-8 chapters.)
Summary- Mentally Unstable.
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Any Questions? Go ahead and ask. I have nothing to hide...Except for corpses...
If you play Yu-Gi-Oh, you can DUEL ME ON THE DN. My screen name is the same.
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