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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello Curious Readers and Authors who want to know about me...

Hmm... Well, I'm a beginner Author, who, after reading loads of fics, is testing the Fanfiction.net waters...


Lets play Favourites okay? Alright,

Story Category:

Harry Potter

The Avengers

Sherlock Holmes, BBC

AvengersXHarryPotter

SherlockHolmesXHarryPotter

Pairing/Ships:

Harry/ Remus or Sirius (or both =P )

Harry/Cedric or Oliver

Harry/ Godric or Salazar (the story Deadheads is my reason to like HP/GG)

Ron/Harry/Hermione

Harry/ Bill or Charlie

(I don't mind slash though I prefer Fem!HP & also MUST be HP-centric!)

Themes:

Well that's quite a large list but my top 5 (for HP) in no particular order are:

Dimension Travel / Time Travel

HP in Training / HP gets Trained (Fics where he gets trained - either by Magical Beings (fae, goblins, etc...)Sirius or Remus or any (EX-)Auror - or where he seeks training by himself)

Marauders Era / MWPP Era

HP becoming Powerful ('becoming' as in he learns how to be powerful/use his power)

Fem!Hp

(Assumed that they are all well written, of course)


(Edit: 21-June-2015)

Notice: Hey, I've joined AO3 and I'll be cross-posting my stories there as well. Hope to get some readers there as well. Ciao!


-Well, that's all folks!

FJB, Signing Out.

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My Tribute to Josephine Darcy's The Marriage Stone by YenGirl reviews
An attempt to continue Josephine Darcy's epic story The Marriage Stone. Important announcement regarding the story posted in chapter 38. Please read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 255,731 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15055 - Favs: 9,520 - Follows: 8,161 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6764 - Favs: 11,476 - Follows: 10,594 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Qye by Shades reviews
PreOotp, Slash. Fifth Year has arrived for Harry Potter and he's ready for the usual things like Ron and Hermione's fights and Voldemort at the end. He's not ready for the DADA teacher and the changes she'll bring.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 180,792 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 5650 - Favs: 8,820 - Follows: 6,893 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Kind Of An Accident by alygdgrl reviews
Harry didn't know how it happened. One minute he was home, the next he was pinned beneath Marcus Flint and his perfect, delicious body. They were kind of an accident, the best type of accident there could ever be. Marcus Flint/ Harry Potter. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,795 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Marcus F.
My Love, My Soul by PhoenixFlame17 reviews
It is a normal summer for Colbie Potter, who has just finished her second year at Hogwarts. But when the new neighbours turn out to be a magical family, she finds herself with a brand new family, and a person who could be her soulmate. FemHar/OMC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., OC
Common Name by fringeperson reviews
In just one city it is entirely possible that there live some fifty people with the same family name that have no relation to each other, or at least, not within the last five generations. Oneshot. Don't own. Complete. Marauders Era, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 166 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Sirius B. - Complete
Celestial Language by Batsutousai reviews
"You have a class about the stars, do you not?" "Yeah," Harry agreed quietly, eyes tracking over the glimmering illusion. "Teach me," Salazar requested, rubbing his fingers against Harry's scalp.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Salazar S., Harry P.] - Complete
The Mirror of possibilities by heyo reviews
The war is over,and Harry wants to continue with his life. But his hopeful plans for the future encounter a glitch in the form of an Alternative World where his parents are alive and he has siblings! Continues after book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,443 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., James P.
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 4,163 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hello, My Name is Norberta by tinyrose65 reviews
As Harry prepares to face off against a dragon in the Tournament's first challenge, he meets an old friend that he wasn't quite expecting to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Destined and Doomed by 18087 reviews
The Marauders are back for their 6th year, and expect nothing to have changed. But things have; there is a new Slytherin student and there is something about Harrison Peters that is drawing Sirius in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,398 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Service Temporarily Unavailable by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Arthur C. Clarke's third law states said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. I imagine it works the other way, too. An alternate look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
You Started it, Professor! by raspberriesandrum reviews
...or Why Minerva McGonagall Never Lets Her Hair Down. Drabble. Harry/Min.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Letters by Morning Lilies reviews
In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,445 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Accio Granger! by GKingOfFez reviews
Sequel to Accio Potter! Harry Potter is dead. In the panic and chaos that ensues, the Wizarding World descends into senseless violence, OOCness and complete and utter nonsense. Hermione Granger most of all. Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 4,206 - Follows: 5,368 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
In Éirinn by Batsutousai reviews
While destroying the horcruxes, the trio finds the most unlikely of allies in the most unlikely of places. SLASH -Harry/Salazar-, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,092 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 398 - Published: 4/29/2012 - [Salazar S., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Getting Away by fringeperson reviews
If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 608 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Rags Over Riches by YaoiCookie reviews
A story where Ron uses his brain and discovers some odd actions of his new best friend. No pairings, friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Hocus Pocus, Adele Polkiss by Ecmm reviews
HPxOC. Runs along with the original storyline. Adele Polkiss is the younger sister of Piers Polkiss, a close friend of Dudley Dursley. This way she meets Harry Potter, a curious boy with a mysterious past, and a wonderful secret... Magic! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., OC
Don't Say It by imdeadsothere reviews
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Can Ron fix what he broke? All he has to do is kiss it better. SLASH. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Werewolf Conspiracy Theory by Mossy Stone reviews
James is convinced there's a werewolf at Hogwarts. Sirius and Peter aren't so sure...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2012 - James P., Peter P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 10,813 - Follows: 2,583 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Horrible Eyesight by owlgirl16 reviews
James Potter knows he has bad vision, but when he loses his glasses for a day... "Potter! Stop cursing inanimate objects!" "Bloody lamp!" Marauder's Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/6/2011 - James P. - Complete
Deadheads by Lady Salazar reviews
Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 192 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Harry P., Godric G.] - Complete
Sirius' Daughter by I-Don't-Know-Who97 reviews
Durring Christmas break in fifth year Harry and Sirius making a startling discovery. Harry is actually a girl and Sirius' daughter. How will Harry and Sirius deal with Harry being a girl and knwing next to nothing about each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
What the World Misses by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Fred, Neville, Luna, Mrs Weasley think about how blind the world is when it comes to Harry, Ron, and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 159 - Published: 7/24/2011 - [Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Would She Like Pink? by Hatheny Lurey Dralaw reviews
"Things would be so much easier if she were a boy...if it was Harry instead of Harriet I could get him a Firebolt. What do girls like?" Sirius is terrible at giving gifts to girls...on second thought, maybe he's the best girly gift-giver in the world..?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Adopted by LAB Rats reviews
Harry doesn't want to stay for the winter holidays. He isn't going to the Burrow. He isn't going to his relatives. where is he going? And why doesn't he want to tell Dumbledore? Who adopted Harry Potter without telling Dumbledore?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How to take over the world in 12 hours by LAB Rats reviews
A round robin...that is exactly like it sounds. More thought should have gone into the gift giving.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Meeting Bill by fringeperson reviews
Just a couple of small questions at the right time allowed for a big change in Harry's life. Of course, Harry's life isn't the only one changed, nothing is ever that simple. complete. do not own. eventual yaoi and yuri mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 297 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 663 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Surprises in Seventh by fringeperson reviews
DO NOT OWN. COMPLETE. ONESHOT. Harry's in the same year as Bill Weasley, rather than Ron, and it's his seventh year - the Twin's first year. Whatever will happen now? Bill/Harry, rating for implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 148 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 416 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Long Forgotten Homework by I promise you that reviews
"I thought I was supposed to do my homework?" Sirius let out a rough growl as he picked up the long-forgotten piece of parchment and ripped it in half. "Screw homework." *Fem!Harry*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Baa Baa Black Sheep by sammyiammy reviews
Louis has never been the most popular amongst his cousins. It never really affected him. However, when he chooses to mess with the wrong set of siblings, he's hit with a whole lot of consequences in a very short period of time. Completely nextgen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Louis W., Albus S. P. - Complete
Locked Cupboards by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco doesn't want to babysit Dudley Dursley because Potter is out of the country, and he especially doesn't want to hear what Dursley has to say to him. At first. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8766 - Favs: 19,560 - Follows: 7,880 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
More Than Familiar by grenouille7777 reviews
While searching the Black Library for something to destroy Riddle, Harry is led by his oldest, dearest friend to an ancient tome. After reading it, their lives are further linked and forever changed. Very unusual pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,523 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 2,426 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Hedwig
The Pigtail Theory by slytherin-nette reviews
Because boys will be boys and Draco Lucius Malfoy really did just have a rather odd way of showing Harriet Jamie Potter his affection...And that he really liked her hair. DM/femHP. AU Hogwarts. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 279 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Conversation by sammyiammy reviews
Since the birth of his children, Harry's been ignoring the fact that someday they're going to... you know. Unfortunately, Lily brings the subject back to the forefront of his mind. Happy Christmas, Harry. Mentions of alcohol and sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Muggle Sarcasm and Rita Skeeter Don't Mix by jessica499499 reviews
Some morning are easier than others. I can't say anymore with out giving it away! This is: Slash, Drarry, Harry/Draco and just plainly Yaoi! You don't like it too bad!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Condition to Tutoring Harry Potter by RestartingInsanity reviews
Roger Davies thought Harry’s condition was ridiculous. “You have to promise that you won’t fall in love with me,” Harry said. Why would he, Roger Davies fall in love with a small scruffy bespectacled boy from Gryffindor? Roger/Harry, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,911 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Roger D. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Dumbledore's Army by OrangeVelvet reviews
A Harry Potter parody of the song 'Single Ladies' for the DA.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
Lost and Found by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
From 1980 to 1981, every member of the Order of the Phoenix wrote a letter. In 1998, Remus Lupin wrote another one. The posthumous letters of the Maruaders have languished in an attic... until Harry finds them... and passes them on. JPxLE, RLxNT, HPxGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Burnt Out by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black was the oldest pureblood family left. And the last two daughters of that House are both left to raise their children as best they know how. Becuase the fire never quite burns out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pillow Talk by fish author reviews
Teddy and Harry talk and Teddy aches. One sided sorta kinda but not really implied TeddyHarry. There's not enough in the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Hidden In Plain Sight by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
You can take Sirius out of the Blacks, but you can’t always take the Black out of Sirius. All four of them can see that, because none of them are blind. MWPP drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Burden of Memory by Digitallace reviews
Draco Malfoy has woken in muggle London, unaware of his name or his past. When Harry finds him he is healthy, content and preparing to marry a stranger. While trying to help Draco recover his memory, Harry falls in love with him and oddness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,179 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fat Ass by fish author reviews
Neville kept crying and the trio comfort him. Slash if you squint and tilt your head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 5,658 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Stuck in Time by Gixie reviews
Girl Harry, Violet Potter, a girl who finds an estranged Time Turner goes back in time to the marauders Era. There, she tries to race against time in hope that she can defeat Voldemort and create a different future for herself and her loved ones. VxR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,680 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 205 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Choosing Remus by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Why did Dumbledore decide to allow a werewolf to attend school, and why did he select Remus Lupin? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Albus D., Remus L. - Complete
The Black Twins by braincloud2 reviews
Albus’ plan failed, the war was lost. But his forgotten brother, Aberforth has a plan too. A not entirely normal plan, but then Aberforth isn't really normal. Ladies and Gentleman hold onto your broomsticks, the Black twins are coming to Hogwarts MWPP era
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,315 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Room With A View by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
Minerva McGonagall sat back in her chair with a sigh and a cup of tea... three different kisses over 50 years and one woman saw them all. R&R! Harry x Ginny, James x Lily, Albus x OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 6,581 - Follows: 1,504 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Let The Guilty Pay by Janara reviews
Harry is sick and tired of the way everyone is treating him. Realising that drastic measures are needed, Harry stages a Potions accident. How was he to know that his actions would unravel secrets long hidden? And just whose son is he? AU year 5 HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,360 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 2,392 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007
Call of the Wild by RestartingInsanity reviews
SLASH:AU: Harry doesn’t like what he sees when he steps off the train. Harry is about to take a gamble with a wolf, while at the same time fixing his own life. Can he do it? Can he make Remus see himself? Remus/Harry. 2-part
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,784 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 321 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potter's Army by braincloud2 reviews
AU. The last of Potter's army: the Golden trio, the twins, Ginny, Draco, Luna and Neville are accidentally sent back to their infant bodies after the fall of Hogwarts. Harry gets the shock of a lifetime when he meets his family. HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,360 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Harry P.
Luck Can't Last A Lifetime by ShadeDancer reviews
Rumors can lead to some interesting pranks, but what happens when there's some truth behind the rumors. Harry/Death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
High Priced Malfoy Edition by Cheryl Dyson reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 241 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by falling-star13 reviews
You would never think the two of them could ever get together, but I know that you should always expect to unexpected. Especially when it comes to two people as stubborn as James Potter and Lily Evans.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,410 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Veela Child, Moon Child by Twilight Goddess7 reviews
Young Harry Potter was always different. He preferred reading over playing with other children. He had a strange talent for communicating with animals…and he always felt a strong pull towards one, Draco Malfoy. The problem? Draco is betrothed to someone
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,782 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
James Potter Almost Never Loses by CrazieDasie reviews
...but is always right. A not so innocent staring contest between the Maruaders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Kiss Chase by Luuuurve reviews
Takes place during the Goblet of Fire. Draco Malfoy had no idea he'd been playing Kiss Chase with Harry Potter all this time. But now that he did know, it was time to play it to the hilt! HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pass It On by blackwidow10 reviews
HD oneshot. Can you imagine THE Draco Malfoy having something so humiliating as a cold? Don't believe it till you read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Shards by aglondier reviews
Harry finds an unexpected solution to his friends inability to master the Animagus transformation. Chapter 10 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,630 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Harry P.
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4937 - Favs: 8,471 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Right Hufflepuff by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Ron's POV. 'I swear, Harry’s turned me into a right Hufflepuff.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by aglondier reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 467 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Last Enchantment by Shamera reviews
AU A "faerie" tale with elves, vampires, and reincarnation. Draco's a transfer student who arrives at Hogwarts during Harry's seventh year, trying to fulfill a promise made nearly a hundred years ago. DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,611 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco Malfoy and the Tome of Entrapment by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Draco has been obsessed with Harry Potter since the beginning, but how did his hatred turn into his protecting Harry above even his own safety? One thing's for sure: being trapped in a book with the person you secretly loved wasn't a picnic. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,675 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Thing by chekiita reviews
Complete! It all started with a letter… Warning: SLASH of the HPRL kind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Little Wolf by Athena's Wiccan-wolf reviews
Harry feels a little lost without his two friends at Hengehill Uni, Until he makes friends with shy Cara, a beautiful young man who carrys a sad secret (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,537 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Defending the DA by Ramos reviews
Harry must answer to the Hogwarts Board of Governors when unusual O.W.L. results bring allegations of cheating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 156 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3773 - Favs: 4,094 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Opacre by Shades reviews
Darkness engulfs Harry at age five...but not evil. A person comes into his life, a friend, family...maybe more. Why did he forget? SLASH, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,144 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 6/6/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
The Beginning by El reviews
H/D [slash] – Draco POV. Features two lonely boys, and one art project. For Johanna's birthday. :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/17/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Snape Gets Harry! by Dragoon-sama reviews
This story is set sometime in Book 5. Harry's at it again. Snape's office has been broken into, and Snape knows who did it. It just goes to show that maybe Snape should be worried about everyone -other- than Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Revenge Is Beautiful reviews
Or why Frank Longbottom decided to go back to the 'Marauder's Den' cause he's not crazy and has a good reason. And who knew Lily liked to make flower crowns? Fem!Harry. Time Travel. MWPP Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Lily Evans P., Frank L.
Quidditch: Gryffindor Vs Hufflepuff reviews
Harry's first Quidditch game – in the Marauders Era. Fem!Harry. Time Travel. MWPP Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Sorting Of A Time Traveler reviews
What it says on the tin. Small fic on how Harriah Potter was sorted a second time. Fem!Harry. Time Travel. MWPP Era. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D., Sorting Hat - Complete
Of Red Sofas And Arithmancy reviews
Or when Remus realized he'd given his heart to the girl who was practically cuddled up to him. Fem!Harry. Time Travel. MWPP Era. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete