A.Girl.In.The.Fireplace
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Joined 06-25-12, id: 4082187, Profile Updated: 04-09-15
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Skulduggery Pleasant series.

Currently obsessed with: The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Skyrim, RPGs, Captain America and Skulduggery Pleasant.

Favorite Quotes:

“Jesus, you've got a death wish."
"Right now I have a bathroom-and-sleep-somewhere safe wish, kid.”
-Dru and Graves, Strange Angels

"Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on his morning; or that it is a morning to be good?"
- Gandalf, The Hobbit

"Put these heads in the head trash"
-Axe Cop

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Rain will no longer be continued. Twilight is terrible. Life is terrible. And the whole story line in general is pretty crap. It's all in the latest chapter. I'm sorry that no more chapters will be posted. But I'm mostly sorry you ever had to read it...

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Windward Circle by JohnGreenGirl reviews
This is the story of Dallas Winston's little sister, Brooklyn. When Dally dies, her world falls apart. That is, until Sodapop Curtis swoops in and forces her to see that there is still good in the world. [COMPLETE]
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,441 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sodapop C., Dallas W. - Complete
Between Freedom and Loyalty by thingsthatmakeme reviews
Lainien is a wanderer, forced from her home in Mirkwood to live in solitude. Armed with unique skills, she happens upon a mortal woman and her infant son, to whom she pledges her allegiance. She finds herself living in Imladris as guardian and protector of the Heir of Isildur, surrounded by curious and wary elves, including the Prince of the Woodland Realm. Eventual Legolas/OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 144,945 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gilraen, OC
Greater than Gold by Displaced Hobbit reviews
An AU-ish collection of tales about Fíli and Kíli as children being raised by their beloved Uncle Thorin after the death of their parents. Will go all the way from first steps to last breaths. Blend of book and movie verses, as well as my own headcannons regarding the line of Durin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 167,007 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli
The Other Daughter of Elrond by vulcanmindmeld reviews
Celedë, daughter of Elrond, has her own reasons for joining the Fellowship of the Ring, despite the price she knows she must pay in the end. At best, Celedë will ensure her sister Arwen's happiness with Aragorn. At worst, all will be lost and Middle Earth will fall to evil. Either way, Celedë has doomed herself and her love with a certain Elf Prince, which might only end in pain.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 162,565 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, OC
Erebor Reclaimed, Book Three: The Quest of Seven by BlueRiverSteel reviews
Kíli is confined to Erebor in the aftermath of the journey from Ered Luin, training with the other members of the Oath of Belhel to use their power to the fullest. Fíli prepares Erebor for Melkor's imminent attack; while Ryn must make her way to Fjallstadr in search of the legendary Starstone, which may be Kíli's only hope to resist The Dark Vala's influence...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,325 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Complete
Trees by Displaced Hobbit reviews
Losing loved ones is the hardest thing of all, but there are ways to abate the grief, ways to let the sadness ebb away. Two-parter about loss in the line of Durin, with a bonus chapter featuring Bilbo and his acorn.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Fíli, Dwalin, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Erebor Reclaimed, Book Two: Inikhdê by BlueRiverSteel reviews
After the traumatic events of the Battle of Five Armies, the dwarves are busy restoring Erebor to its former glory. But even as Kili sets off to fulfil his promise to Dis and Fili works to establish his reign, forces are at work that would see the end of Durin's line and the power of the Mountain in the hands of Middle Earth's oldest and darkest enemy...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 120,529 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Dís, OC - Complete
Far Over The Misty Mountains by Lil-Green-Leprechaun reviews
When the party of 13 seek the assistance of the burgulr Bilbo Baggins, the meet an unexpected aquaintance, who tries her hardest to help thier cause and soften the hearts of the dwarves. Kili/OC with maybe a bit of Fili and Thorin thrown in ...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,593 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Kíli
To Have and to Hold by ex-McAbbyGirl reviews
"His hugs were special. Unique, just like him. They were skeleton hugs, and only Valkyrie deserved skeleton hugs." Angsty one-shot. Beware.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Valkyrie’s Reflection - Complete
Legend of the Werefish by Cardboard Edward reviews
A request to recover cargo lost at sea brings Valkyrie close to the creatures she never thought existed - a little too close.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,452 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Pants Off by noROSAno reviews
Marshall Lee sometimes wished Fionna wasn't so comfortable with him.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
The Pleasant-Cain Cases by Mackinaw Weasel reviews
Read the case files of Pleasant and Cain, because besides saving the world the detective duo have a lot of other things on their plates! Like solving crime and kicking butt and being awesome... and patching up everyones' problems...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,886 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Fake Boyfriend Sentiments by Cardboard Edward reviews
Valkyrie struggles to find a way to introduce Skulduggery to her parents after an unfortunate mishap. 'Teacher/boyfriend' probably wasn't the best title. Valduggery, oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Namesake by Cardboard Edward reviews
Valkyrie wakes in a battlefield filled with the dead, haunted by a man she's never seen before. KOTW spoilers, slight Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
A Hallow Heart by Mackinaw Weasel reviews
VALDUGGERY: Skulduggery regrets the many things he's done to Valkyrie over the years, but falling for her has now topped his list. War, love, and death follows them whatever they do...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,210 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
now the nightmare's real by Cardboard Edward reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant holds Valkyrie Cain as his world comes crashing down. Based off the LSODM cover.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
The Dagger of Oblivion by Mackinaw Weasel reviews
For Skulduggery, the time spent with his teenage companion is drawing to an end as Darquesse claws away at Valkyrie's will to remain in control. For Valkyrie, the time spent with her egotistical mentor becomes more valuable as her dark side slowly permeates her mind. The answer, the cure, the solution is an untold number of miles away...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,594 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Break me Down by I-Have-A-Dark-Side reviews
"You think you can do better than me, because you're a noble bastard and I'm just a whore!" she whispered harshly her eyes set in a glare. "No, I think you can do better than me." Jon replied...
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,169 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Jon S. - Complete
Strange Meetings by Min Daae reviews
Aragorn the Ranger runs into a stranger in the wilds of the North. Three guesses which one. The first two don't count.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Aragorn, Maglor - Complete
The Really Really Really Nuts Mind of Marshall Lee by NotedForEloquence reviews
The thought of anybody's hands on her just makes me want to kill something. But I digress. Cake and Flambo are dumb and Gumball is a jerk and Flame Prince is in the way and Fi and I are still just buds. And that's where we are right now. Fiolee
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,416 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
How It Ends by Mackinaw Weasel reviews
The world never ended suddenly.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Christophe Reynard's Vocab by DreamALittleBigger reviews
Christophe uses a lot of foreign words when he talks to Dru. Most of those are pet names. I did a little research and this is what they mean. You can be sure that they are correct.
Strange Angels, Lili St. Crow - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Preventive Measures by Cardboard Edward reviews
Unnerved by his partner's strange behavior, Skulduggery investigates, ultimately discovering more than he wants to know about her plan to stop Darquesse for good. Themes of suicide.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
A Pleasant Satire by forgetcanon reviews
A collective plea from the cast of Skulduggery Pleasant turns into a multi-chapter story with questionable prospects of ever being finished. Rated M for language and terrifying ideas. Such as Duskyrie and Fletchina.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Gil Estel by Mirach reviews
A story about hope and despair, as Eärendil the Eternal Mariner watches from above the last of Elros' descendants battle for his life. This is a real-time story, updated every day - now complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,723 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
The Song in the Darkness by Mirach reviews
AU. After the battle on Pelennor fields, Aragorn is captured by the Nazgûl and brought to the Dark Tower. His will is the only thing that stands between Sauron and the One Ring. Torture! *MEFA '09 nominee* Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,277 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Greet the Dawn by Neoinean reviews
Injured and alone, Aragorn makes a fortuitous discovery along the road to Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Aragorn, Bilbo B. - Complete
Bring Him Home by Calenlass Greenleaf reviews
OLD. An injured Aragorn tries to make it home in heavy rainfall. Written for the EAC challenge 'Forces of Nature' and placed second in the contest. Characters: Aragorn, Elrond, Elladan & Elrohir, and Gilraen. complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Aragorn, Elrond, Elrohir, Gilraen - Complete
The Last Ride by kogus2006 reviews
Srider's last moments of life. Please review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Aragorn - Complete
Warm Beds and Warmer Heads by Thundera Tiger reviews
Aragorn, Halbarad, their campfire, and some questionablyobtained ale. Join our two favorite Rangers and enjoy what might have been a typical night in their journeys together.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Aragorn, Halbarad - Complete
The First Meeting After the Ringwraiths by Rose-Arwen-Padme reviews
According to a Liv Tyler commentary, there was actually a lovely AA scene in FOTR that didn't make it into even the extended edition. Off a few basic details, this is my own take on it. It's sweet, promise, & worth it. Title says it all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
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Rain reviews
A wonderful "what if" scenario that has been done a million times over. What if Bella hadn't gone with Alice? Well, naturally drama will ensue. But this one's a little different. *This story has been put on an indefinite hiatus. You're welcome to pick up where I left off. PM if you're interested.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 11/26/2012 - [Bella, Paul]
A Dead Mans Wife reviews
Everything he's done, every person he's saved, every decision he made after that point was because of her. Because of how he lost her, lost both of them. Because he couldn't stop it. But mostly because he can never let it happen again. He could never let it all be for nothing.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Skulduggery P. - Complete