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Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

What's up, dudes? I'm America, or Alfred F. Jones! Heroic, right? I ain't tellin' ya my middle name, so don't ask me. Um. Idk what to put here cuz yolo amirite? Idk. I share this shitty thing with Canada, but he ain't here to write about himself. Haha, loser.

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Our Cause by Alisia Vi Roberto reviews
Arthur never expected that he'd be defending a gay rights activist in court. But there he was. Standing before the jury, the judge, the whole courtroom. It was his turn to speak. "Your honor, my client pleads..." DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. I DO NOT OWN SOME OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,792 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 3/18/2013 - England/Britain, America
Private Schoolstuck by Izzileia reviews
A new school. A new start. You would think something like that would be perfect. But in Karkat's life? Hell no. Everything's too complicated. But... there might be sunlight in this hellhole, and that would be John Egbert - and the perfection he is. Sexual themes in later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,338 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Land of Humans and Trolls by Xotx reviews
On their way to the Green Sun, trolls and humans get knocked off course and into their scratched universe which is mysteriously inhabited by both species. Main pairing is Gam/Kar. Multi-chap and different POVs. Warning: Blood, smut, etc. Not for kiddies.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 202,857 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
The birds and the bees by eskibr0 reviews
barry and Vanessa have sex for the first time. LEMONS! or should I say...HONEY! hehe
Bee Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Barry B., Vanessa B.
Choking by heyhollyn reviews
For the most part Canada goes without being noticed. Sitting in a meeting one day, he thinks about exactly what would happen to him should something disastrous occur. [[Short one-shot/ Character Death]]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Canada - Complete
About A Girl by FullWolfMoonGirl reviews
River Song and the Doctor have a child. Except the Doctor doesn't know it. Amy and Rory are completely confused. And hurting. This probably won't go well. Or maybe it will! Doctor/River, Amy/Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,238 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
america love new york! by ClockworkMaiden reviews
America falls in love wiffff new york! but hetalia characters kep dissapperating. what happing? She's supah cool! REVIW! R AND R PLZ!1111
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - America
The Magic Stone by IllusionaryMagician reviews
Thirteen-year-old Arthur hated going to the hospital. Its white and colourless, smells like antiseptic and the food sucks. Alfred, an eleven-year-old boy recently admitted in the same hospital, has a special way of making the place fun and wants to share it with his new friend. A tale of how a cheerful boy with a stone brought a little light to Arthur's dark life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Best USUK Fanfic EVER by MissDoubleONinja reviews
Tired of reading those agnst romances? Sick of going through 20 something chapters before you get to the sex? Well, endure these fics no longer, because this is the best USUK fanfic you'll EVAR read. Crackish USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I'm No Superman by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Life for Matthew Williams is absolute hell. Beaten, abused, and broken by Ivan, the school bully, and his stepfather, Jeff, his pain is invisible to the world. But will Alfred F. Jones, the jock he hardly knows but looks exactly like, be the one to ease his pain? AmeCan, T for graphic physical abuse and kissing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/9/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
How to Be Alfred F Jones by Ebaz reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, it has come to my attention that the world is hopelessly in need of a hero. But fear not—you, my dear reader, are mere inches away from learning the secrets behind the legendary hero himself: Alfred F. Jones. Includes commentary by his stubborn brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Fallen Hero by twindaughterofArtemis reviews
America reflects.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - America - Complete
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Needing You by Demand Truth reviews
America declared his independence long ago, but deep down, he still desperately needs England to love and accept him. WARNING: This fic is NOT for everyone! Contains infantilism and urolagnia. Please know what those words mean BEFORE you click this story! I'm not trying to mentally scar anyone. ABSOLUTELY NO MINORS. UKUS. Not just PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,633 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Little Boys by Lo Lovely reviews
It was a hot summer day. Little Matthew was eating a popsicle and little Alfred seems to get off with it. Warning: Smut, yaoi, incest, shotacon! Do not like? Do not read! Please review! Shota!America x Shota!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/29/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Very Important Day by adrielan reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and the love of your life is getting married. What will you do?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,770 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
My Treasure is You by Neola.20 reviews
Alfred, Almirante de la marina odia a los piratas, ¿pero qué pasará cuando uno de estos resulta ser la persona que ha buscado toda su vida? USUKUS y otros. AU Piratas.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,416 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - America, England/Britain
In Soviet Russia by americalovesthecockpit reviews
NON-CON. Russia is creeping on America hardcore. America is not amused. This is actually supposed to be a humor story so enjoy my ticket to hell!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The Art of Losing by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
America doesn't deal well with England leaving. England struggles to understand what's going on inside his little colony's head.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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The Amazing America reviews
You want to read this. Yeah? B'cuz it's really awesome. And I'm America. So you have to read this! Hahaha!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2012 - America - Complete
America's Dream Girl reviews
Want to know my dream girl? Eh, eh? Well, I know ya do 'cuz you want to know if you're my type! Duuuh! Well, come and read this! Yaaay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2012 - America
I'm Canada! reviews
I'm Canada. Why does everyone forget me? I don't even know why they do! Now, listen to me rant.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Canada - Complete
ROITANY FTW reviews
Hey dudes! America here! We all know I love Roitany, so I decided to write a story on it that literally wasted five minutes of my time. Hope you like it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany
America's ABCs! reviews
Woah, dude. God, I'm bored. Haha! I made this. It's awesome. Read it, fools.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
America's Story reviews
Woo! Another story! Haha! Read it. I dare you fool.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - America - Complete
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