NeverOnEarth
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Joined 06-26-12, id: 4085513, Profile Updated: 12-18-12
Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Professor Layton, and Doctor Who.

Before you read any of this, there is a very important - very very important - fact that must be known to you: I am completely and 100% insane. I mean it. I have come up with various plans of world domination. I have built various contraptions that can and sometimes have caused destruction. I go high on a single bite of a rice wafer. I have lived my whole life imagining myself as a character from a book, regardless of the gender, and can't remember half of my life because I replaced it with a scene created in my own mind (e.g. While driving down a bare, open and desolate road I imagined myself an ancient, prophesied hero riding to war amongst a hoard of spirits, to face my inevitable - yet somehow later avoided - doom and destruction), so therefore when someone mentions that time we dropped our ice-creams in the ocean at so and so, I have trouble remembering it through a haze of defeating the long feared ice monster in the great snow capped mountains of an amazing, unheard of world. And then sometimes, quite often actually, I see something, a place or object, and I feel an emotion so strong that I can't even begin to describe it, and then remember something that I've never lived through before. Oh, and did I mention that once I was so caught up in one of my 'scenes' that I actually said, out loud, "I'm not going to get trampled by angry horses!" (Don't even ask what I was thinking about then). Convinced you yet? Well maybe this might: Almost every single person I have ever met has declared me mad to my face, in all sincerity. Ahem. Now, onto more pressing matters!

I absolutely adore Doctor Who, Lord Of The Rings, Harry Potter, Narnia, Trixie Belden and Professor Layton. I am presently working on a novel, and am now typing up the second draft.I can't resist bringing fantasy into anything I write. I have a strange obsession over dragons. I have a massive crush on Matt Smith as the Eleventh Doctor and another sort of smaller crushson Legolas. I am not a very reliable updater either, I suppose...

And one last thing: I have never liked to think of myself as a writer. A producer seems to be a more fitting word. If you can figure out my reasons, well done. If not, it shall forever remain unknown to you...

But enough about me. Go! Free yourself from my mad ramblings! GO!

Peace is a blessing, so treasure it always!

Jēdvja!

NeverOnEarth

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Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams go life is a barren field frozen with snow- If you agree with this poem and think that it is beautiful, copy and paste this to your profile and let the whole world know.

- Professor Layton Oath --

I promise to remember Luke,

Each time I carelessly fall down.

I promise to remember Flora,

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise to follow traffic laws,

For Emmy's sake of couse.

I promise to remember Claire,

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Dr. Schrader,

Whenever I am in the Emergency Room.

I promise to remember Don Paolo,

Everytime there's a big boom.

I promise to remember Arianna,

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty.

I promise to remember Professor Layton,

When I'm at a mall and a top hat spots me.

I promise to remember Clive,

When I see that beautiful bronze hair.

I promise to remember Brenda,

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Descole,

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes, I promise to love Professor Layton,

Wherever I may go. So that all may see my obsession,

Because I know that Layton Fans know!

And if you love Professor Layton as much as I do, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list:

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The Doctor Came to Stay by Dobby's Socks reviews
What exactly did the Doctor get up to during that time he lived with the Ponds in "The Power of Three"? Suggestions welcome! Amy/Rory, Doctor/River
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,374 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 10/12/2012 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] 11th Doctor
Professor Layton and the Dark Apple by Abitat Eco the Azran reviews
Several months after the mystery in America, Flora visits Lady Dahlia with the professor, Luke, Clive and Emmy as a birthday surprise. However things are not as they seem-and when Flora uncovers a dark secret it leads to another baffling case. Together the professor and his assistants must overcome an evil sorceress and recover the Dark Apple to save St Mystere. Read for enjoyment.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 157,755 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Flora R., H. Layton
The Layton, The Witch and The Top Hat by The Mocking J reviews
...The story begins with the professor's spare top hat, for without it Luke would never have found his way into Larnia, or ever heard of the Dark Witch, or ever have been followed through the wardrobe by Emmy, Clive and Flora. (COMPLETE.)
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,939 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
A Doctor Divided by England's Property reviews
The Laws of Time have been broken, the Doctor's past rewritten on a massive scale courtesy of the eleventh doctor's companion Clara. Such a thing mandates all Time Lords to gather together. Follow the doctor in the beginning of a journey where he and his other selves get scattered across the universe and must come together again in order to survive.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor, 8th Doctor
Many Paths to Tread by Arella1 reviews
"You map the world in equations," she said in surprise. "You're able to nearly reach beyond three dimensions, aren't you? That's fantastic!" Hesitantly, he raised his eyes to her warm brown orbs. Excitement and something else were displayed there, taking him aback. "What are you?" he asked. "You don't make sense, the way you move." -pipersmith inspired Doctor!Rose/John Smith fic
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] - Complete
Every Puzzle Has an Answer Dance by Seventh Sunset reviews
The citizens of Monte d'Or are beginning to question the peculiar answering methods of a certain puzzle loving trio. Part of the Curious Happenings series.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2013 - H. Layton, Luke T., Emmy/Remi A. - Complete
Flying with an Angel by brooklynturtle reviews
Anakin Skywalker is not your average human. He has a secret that he holds in his heart and on his back. Only two know what he really is, and one is dead. But, he knows he can't keep it forever. And when he is discovered, Pandora's box will open, and he may just see his world fall down around him.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Wait Till You Read Book Seven by PlushChrome reviews
That's what the Tenth Doctor told Martha in the Shakespeare Code. "Wait till you read book seven! I cried!" Well, this is the story of when Rose walked in on him, having one of his rare really good cries. Basically, this one-shot is my shameless story of writing David Tennant as emotionally compromised, because that is so happy for deep people. SPOILERS FOR HP: DEATHLY HALLOWS.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
My unmasked gentleman by Abitat Eco the Azran reviews
"If I cannot be who I once thought I was…then I shall be the opposite: what I really am..." After Emmy is arrested for attempting to steal a rare and valuable artefact she is rescued by the person she least expected to be there for her...and he offers her a life-changing choice... Contains the pairing of DescolexEmmy and is dedicated to my friends Anthea Frost, Mocking Jay and Em
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Emmy/Remi A., J. Descole - Complete
The Trouble With Akbadain by Miss Descole reviews
AU. Set after Miracle Mask. Descole has finally found the Infinite Chamber of Akbadain. However, Reinel has other plans. Plans that include a certain elaborate scientist... No Slash! Constructive criticism is appreciated!
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,872 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - J. Descole, Broneph R.
Your Cape, Master by Miss Descole reviews
The many times that Descole did, and didn't, lose his cape, as seen through the eyes of his butler.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - J. Descole
Should Old Aquiantances be Forgot? by Claudia Johnson reviews
Sequel to Never Second Best. Someone from their past threatens Trixie and Jim; meanwhile, a friend of Bobby's is in trouble.
Trixie Belden - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,849 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 1/12/2011
Somewhere Between Sleepyside and Amsterdam by Elizabeth Goode reviews
A hit-and-run car accident might be even more than it seems! College decisions, family ties, and of course, a mystery!
Trixie Belden - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013
Professor Layton and the mystery of stone by Abitat Eco the Azran reviews
When Luke and Clark uncover a mysterious artefact at an archaeological dig, Luke contacts the professor, Flora, Emmy and Clive to help solve the mystery. However, when a dark being is seen lurking about and turning several people into stone, the professor and his team must solve this strange mystery, which may seem more complex than they could've ever imagined. CURRENTLY EDITING.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 184,241 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
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Little One reviews
MAJOR SPOILER ALERT for PL 6. Raymond is shocked to discover the Reinel family's abduction, and after learning that one of the children was adopted and not the other, he immediately sets off towards the house on the hill. My version of why Raymond is so loyal to his master, and how the two of them met. Rating just to be safe.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,749 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - J. Descole
Reality reviews
The Doctors are pulled back to a new Gallifrey, a perfect carbon copy of what the great planet of the Timelords used to be - but it is not as perfect as it seems, and every copy has its glitches. Not only that, but Rassilon and the Master lie in wait, watching every move as the end draws ever closer... Multi-Doctor story, no slash. Rating just in case
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - 11th Doctor, 1st Doctor, Rassilon, The Master
A Feminine Unmasking reviews
MAJOR SPOILER ALERT FOR PL 6! One-shot. We all know that Dessy is such a girl. And we never see his actual face. I've taken that one step further. Gender bending! Don't like, don't read. Genre says Parody, but it's not really that funny. Rating to be safe! CRACK FIC!
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2013 - J. Descole, H. Layton - Complete
Butler Lessons reviews
So we all know that Descole was disguised as Doland Noble in Last Specter, right? End of story. The only problem is that now we need to see the start. For, surely, our dear Descole couldn't have just magically jumped into the role of butler, could he? One-shot.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2013 - J. Descole - Complete
One Way To Bring The End Of Them All reviews
Set during Prince Caspian. Miraz has hatched a plot to bring down Narnia, and it involves a certain Just King and his older brother...Movieverse, AU. DISCONTINUED!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Miraz
Different reviews
A few weeks after the coronation, Edmund is unsure about his position. Movieverse. Brotherfic, no Slash!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
To Kill a Troll reviews
This is just a little one-shot that I wrote, sort of in poem form - you'll understand if you read! Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Legolas - Complete