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Yo People!!!

My name is Ms Whats it to ya. (SpongeBob Refrence for the win)

So here are some of my favourite Quotes and references. :-)

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "Oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?

- Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority: sarcasm: my anti-drug.

God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.

- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-"Evil isn't the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it's a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference."

Madness is rare in individuals, but in groups, parties, nations and ages is it the rule.

Fan fiction:
Fan fiction is for people who have a pen and know how to use it.
Fan fiction is for people know that it's cheaper to write it than go to therapy.
Fan fiction is for people who know that 87% of all original endings suck.
Fan fiction is for people who hate it when the author kiss off their favorite characters.
Fan fiction is for people who want to be in that story themselves.
Fan fiction is for authors who just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fan fiction is for people who have no other way to express the ideas in your head.
Fan fiction is for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.
Fan fiction is for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.
Fan fiction is for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.
Fan fiction is for people who have been called at least one of the following: Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.
Fan fiction is for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)
Fan fiction is for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.
Fan fiction is for people talk to themselves... a lot.
Fan fiction is for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.
Fan fiction is for people who get funny looks for reading in class.
Fan fiction is for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.
Fan fiction is for people who always get asked to cut their creative writing down at least five-pages in English Class.
Fan fiction is for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.
Fan fiction is for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.
Fan fiction is for people who aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.
Fan fiction is for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.
Fan fiction is for girls who don't need guys to complete them.
Fan fiction is for people who ditched reality and went for something different.
Fan fiction is for people who hang onto dreams.
Fan fiction is for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.
Fan fiction is for girls who've ever doodled 'Mrs Henry Jekyll' on their schoolbooks.
Fan fiction is for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence.
Fan Fiction is for wizards waiting for their Hogwarts letter.
Fan fiction is for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort.
Fan fiction is for vampires trapped in human bodies.
Fan fiction is for girls who've asked the question, 'Are you team Edward or team Jacob?'
Fan fiction is for people who've ever compared their parents to the Volturi

Good friend vs. Best friend:

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

GOOD FRIENDS are for a few years, BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR LIFE. My best friend is insane, if yours is too then copy this onto your profile.

Funny, Random Quotes

Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.

Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you

If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!!

People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish I was.

I intend to live forever, or die trying

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Maturity is overrated.

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

You shouldn't think so much. It'll strain your poor little brain.

Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Favorite Quotes:

"Like my fourth nostril, this pregnancy defies logic." - Dan Bergstien

"Does my being half-naked bother you?" - Jacob Black (Don't judge me, I only like the quote, not the book/movie)

"A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry." - Not sure who

"Allons-y, Allonso!" - The Doctor

"Friendship is like wetting yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you feel the warmth it brings." - Not sure who

"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole." - Dean Winchester

"Been knocking about, bit of a farewell tour. Things to do, people to see. There's always more. I can invent a new color, save the dodo, join the Beatles. I have got a time machine, Dorium. It's all still going on. For me it never stops." - The Doctor

"I'm usually called the Doctor. Or the caretaker. Or "Get off this planet." Though strictly speaking that probably isn't a name." - The Doctor

"What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!" - Sam Winchester

“Yeah right. Nice guess. It wasn't guess. Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam! You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchesters keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up … OK, enough!" - Sam and Dean Winchester in unison

“Save room for dessert, Tiny. Hey, I wanted to ask you, because I couldn't help but notice you are two tons of fun. Just curious, is it like a thyroid problem? Or is that just some deep-seated self esteem issue? Because you know, they're just doughnuts. They're not love." - Dean Winchester

"I'm the Doctor, I work in a shop now. I am here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget who I am. Very thoughtful as that does happen." - The Doctor

"Just go, shouldn't notice things. Just go, stop noticing, just go, stop noticing, just go...STOP IT! Am I noticing? NO! No, I am not." - The Doctor

“Calm down? I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags! I hate this game! I hate that we're in a procedural cop show, and you want to know why? Because I hate procedural cop shows! There's like three hundred of them on television, they're all the freakin' same." - Dean Winchester

"So burning the body had no effect on that thing?" - Sam Winchester "Sure it did – now it’s really pissed." - Dean Winchester

"Chow time, you freaky bastard! Yeah, that's right, bring it on baby, I taste gooood!" - Dean Winchester

"Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm going to whack you with a spoon." - Missouri "I didn't do anything." - Dean Winchester "You were thinking about it." - Missouri

"So, fake U.S. Marshall. Fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?" - Officer "My boobs." - Dean Winchester

"Oh, hey, Chuck, look. If you really want to publish more books, I guess that's okay with us." - Sam "Wow. Really?" - Chuck "No, not really. We have guns and we will find you." - Sam

"Don't worry – Dean's going to clean up this mess. Well what are you waiting for, boy? Grab the mop." (Dean glares silently) "And don't cuss at me!" - Missouri

"The only thing that makes me more nervous than a pissed-off spirit…is the pissed-off spirit of a psycho-killer." - Dean

"Lucifer... you are my brother and I love you. But you... are a great big bag of dicks." - Gabriel "What did you say to me?" - Lucifer "Look at yourself! Boo-hoo, 'Daddy was mean to me so I'm gonna smash up all his toys'." - Gabriel "Watch your tone." - Lucifer "Play the victim all you want, but you and me, we know the truth. Dad loved you best, more than Michael, more than me. Then he brought the new baby home and you couldn't handle it. So all of this is just a great big temper tantrum. Time to grow up." - Gabriel, Supernatural

"It's when a dog doesn't eat. That's when you know something is wrong." -Sam, Supernatural

"I think we're close to its lair." - Dean "Why'd you say that?" - Sam "Because there's another puke-inducing pile next to your face." - Dean "Urgh, God!" - Sam, Supernatural

"No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90 percent of your personality." - Sam, Supernatural

"I told him you were a dumbass pledge and that we were hazing you." - Dean "What about the shotgun?" - Sam "I said that you were hunting ghosts and spirits were repelled by rock salt. You know, typical Hell Week prank." - Dean "And he believed you?" - Sam

Well you look like a dumbass pledge." - Dean, Supernatural

"So this is how you spent four years of your life." - Dean "Welcome to higher education." - Sam, Supernatural

"So, how do you guys know about all this ghost stuff?" - Kat "It's kind of our job." - Sam "Why would anyone want a job like that?" - Kat "I had a crappy guidance counselor." - Sam, Supernatural

"Hey, I gotta question for ya. You've seen a lot of horror movies, yeah?" - Dean "Yeah, I guess so." - Kat "Do me a favor. Next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says a place is haunted, don't go in." - Dean, Supernatural

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

Things I will not do at Hogwarts:

1. I will not deliberately call Dumbledore 'Gandalf'.

2. I will not ask Professor Snape if he is Harry Potter's real father.

3. I will not try to stake Cedric Diggory.

4. I will not ask Seamus Finnigan if he 'stole me lucky charms'.

5. I will not floo powder Professor Trelawney, say 'Seven Days!' in a creepy voice, and then disappear. This is wrong.

6. I will not say 'POOF!' every time I disapparate.

7. I will not sing 'We're off to see the wizard' every time I go to Dumbledore's office.

8. Making rumours about Draco and Harry's love life is not funny- it will stop soon.

9. I will not make comments about Professor Lupin's 'Time Of The Month'.

10. I will not pay first years a galleon to pee in Mad-Eye Moody's hip flask.

11. I will not set up an underground duelling arena.

12. I will not tell first years that the common room password is 'Petrificus Totalus' and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.

13. I must not leave shampoo on Professor Snape's desk with instructions on how to wash his hair.

14. I will not call Professor Snape Professor Snake.

15. I will not tell Voldemort to, 'Dude, get a life'.

16. I will not draw the Dark Mark on my classmates' arm while they're asleep.

17. I will not lock Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who'll come out alive.

18. When the Dark Mark is in the sky, I will not point to it and shout, 'To the Batmobile, Robin!'

19. I will not buy Professor Lupin a flea collar.

20. I will not tell people that Professor Snape has the Voice of God.

21. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than fifteen seconds, I am to assume I am not allowed to perform it.

22. 'Swish and flick' is only a wand movement.

23. I will not jump up and yell, 'It's Voldemort, RUN!' during Order Of The Phoenix meetings.

24. I will not tell Snape that he needs to go to his 'Happy Place'.

25. There is no such thing as a 'Invisibility Thong'.

26. In the annual June battle of Good and Evil, I will not point my wand skyward and shout 'There can only be one'.

27. I will not were a hooded cloak, walk up to Harry Potter and claim to be his real mother.

28. I will not break Faweks leg and call it the Dis-Order of of the Phoenix.

29. I will not take out a Life Insurence Policy on Harry Potter.

30. I will address Professer Dumbledoor as 'Sir' or 'Professer' not 'My Leige'.

31. When walking into an Order meeting I will not insist that Remus and Sirius get off the furniture " 'cause they're getting fur everywhere."

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In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,787 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 5,353 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 3943 - Favs: 7,635 - Follows: 9,293 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Circles of Rust--Anchored in Dust by Kerosene Stevens reviews
What if Tony ran away, rather than return to the US? What if he became Iron Man from the corner of a workshop in India? What if he and Bruce met up before Helicarriers existed? What if Steve Rogers recognized the face of a dead man? What if Fury told him Iron Man's a terrorist? What if he and three very special agents looked for the armor but found the Hulk? Also, Pepper the cat.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,677 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Awake, Aware by Misaia reviews
Before Steve Rogers disappeared off the face of the Earth, he agreed to an experimental procedure devised by Howard Stark that, if successful, would be used primarily for helping comatose patients wake up. It didn't appear to work, and so Howard put the project and Steve out of his mind. Full summary inside. Eventual Steve/Tony. Crosspost from AO3.
Crossover - Captain America & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,062 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Steve R./Capt. America, Iron Man/Tony S.] H. Stark, Jarvis - Complete
The Fifth Champion by chris400ad reviews
The Triwizard Tournament has come to Hogwarts, champions have been selected but what happens when a fifth name comes out of the Goblet of Fire? A name that will tear down the barriers between the Wizarding World and Sorcerers. Valkyrie Cain. Now Valkyrie must journey to Hogwarts, compete in a life-threatening and she's even allowed to hit anyone. What could go wrong? Spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 131,946 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
The Winged Soul by inukagome15 reviews
It wasn't until he was three that he realized he was different and no one else could see the wings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,478 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
When a Good Man Goes to War by Raxicoricofallapatorious reviews
John is considered a good man: kind, gentle, and sociable. What the populous doesn't seem to understand, and what maybe only Sherlock does, is that John isn't a good man. Good men don't have rules. Warnings: BAMF John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,137 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Building of Bridges by Unique reviews
No one would ever send Sherlock in to diffuse a stand-off; but on one unlikely day, that's exactly what happened. "Congratulations, Lestrade," he called out sarcastically. "You're traumatizing a war veteran."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,325 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14389 - Favs: 9,603 - Follows: 9,274 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
(Close) Enough to Lose by Kerosene Stevens reviews
So Sif chose the wrong Midgardian, and Thor allowed his to die early in war, but Loki will not make these mistakes. He sees greatness in his tiny human. Together, they will be the biggest and brightest in both realms... and it will start with the color gold. AU in which Asgardians guide a mortal successfully through its short life before adopting official colors and coming of age.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Conquest of Paradise by Felicity Dream reviews
The gods offered Percy godhood. He said no. They don't accept that. How will Percy deal with not only having immortality being forced on him, but becoming essentially the gods' plaything? Or so it seems. Because he has more power over them than he realizes, and he can send Heaven and Earth down to its knees single-handedly. Polympians.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,605 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Percy J.
A Scandal at Hogwarts by bethanyyerinn reviews
After six years at Hogwarts, John Watson only just noticed Sherlock Holmes, a fifth year Ravenclaw. And now that he's seen him, he can't seem to look away. Hogwarts AU, where Sherlock characters attend Hogwarts. Takes place long after Harry and company have graduated, but before the Next Generation is attending. Teenlock, Johnlock, some Mystrade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,933 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Taken by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Tony had thought he was part of a team; maybe he was wrong. But he's going to need their help to get out of this one. No Slash, post movie. Tony!whump. Warning for swears. Borderline M rating.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,972 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Crossing Timestreams by SarBrook reviews
A malfunctioning vortex manipulator. A confused girl. Lots of spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,002 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor
Death's Avenger by SinSidhe reviews
When a group of demigods decide to disobey the gods and help the mortals against the alien invasion, they are discovered by SHIELD. The consequence? Nico di Angelo must become SHIELD's newest agent. What could go wrong?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,482 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
Underrate Risks by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,460 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Irreparable by SinSidhe reviews
Harry Potter would like a break. Unfortunately, when it comes to his life, fate is cruel. Now, he cannot rest until evil has been destroyed... At least he has eternity to do it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,457 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 3,792 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P.
Her Life by poisonesse reviews
Valkyrie was tired of having to live with herself, knowing what her true name was. So she left Haggard, left her friends and family, and moved to California to start a new life- of course, four years later, she's expected to come back. Completed.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 48 - Words: 149,659 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
The One Percent by wigglehead reviews
"You tried to out drink Thor, and then started dancing on the table." Bruce chuckled. "Really? I bet you loved that. Were you trying to shove dollars in my underpants?" Tony winked. "I totally would have done if you'd been wearing any." High School AU. Rated T for language and suggestive themes. Bruce x Tony. Please read and review! THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,091 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A New Normal by Amelie Nockturne reviews
Percy spends the summer with his distant relatives, the Fentons. Percy doesn't believe in ghosts, but the creepy town of Amity Park might change his mind. Danny knows something is different about Percy, but will he put his own secret at risk to find out?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,247 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Danny F., Percy J.
Harry Potter and the Legacy of Dragons by SinSidhe reviews
In the summer before Fifth Year, Harry finds a dragon egg. Having gained power, Harry must do everything he can to destroy Lord Voldemort, only now he is not alone. He has a dragon backing him up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,804 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P.
With Friends Like These by Padaloki reviews
A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,145 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Abnormality by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Tony Stark was a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and an Avengers. Ashton Carter was a student to Charles Xavier-he was a mutant. Twenty years ago, Tony walked out, and he never looked back. Sometimes, you don't have to turn around, when fate just throws something three inches infront of your face...just peachy. Warning- There's X-men in here...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,234 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dudders by SoulMalady reviews
There's a strange boy at the doorstep. And he's claiming to be Harry Potter's godson. One-shot, feel good story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Harry P., Dudley D., Teddy L. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 8,709 - Follows: 4,366 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pandorica by Alarose reviews
The Pandorica. A legendary box containing the universe's greatest threat is a great temptation. The Avengers are about to find, however, that they are not the only guardians out there. One-shot written at 3 in the morning on a Doctor Who high.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Rory W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Toad in Pink Clothing by Littleforest reviews
[Complete] One-Shot. What if, at the beginning of Harry's sixth year, Umbridge had the gall to return? She tries to interfere in Hogwarts again, but a furious Harry isn't going to stand for it anymore. He's going to make her regret ever messing with him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Reclaiming by SnowyRedRose reviews
Set after the Last Olympian and Heroes of Olympus never happened. Nico needs to go claim a soul that has been avoiding death for the past seventeen years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
Breaking Point by Littleforest reviews
[Complete] Post-OotP. When Snape is forced to search Little Whinging for a missing Harry Potter, the last thing he expects is to find the boy drunk, covered in bruises and close to giving up...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,088 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Understanding by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
A normal day in the Avenger's mansion, excepting the fact that security has gotten somewhat...locked. Tony trapped in the basement unknowingly, while we're all up here, sitting on couches watching a movie that appeared out of literally nowhere- wait, why is Tony in a cave? When did this get on film?- Avengers minus Tony watch IRON MAN
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Steel Meets Iron by Anotherscribe reviews
*Post-Movie* Tony is finally getting some normalcy in his life when he finds out he has a seven-year-old daughter, who like most Starks comes with her own set of issues. He can save the world but can he be good dad? *Rating for Tony's mouth and some minor dark themes* Please Review! SEQUEL UP
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,742 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pushing the Boundries by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge; written with mythologyrox: Tony did not like many things, fire extinguishers, cats, Thor breaking his doorknobs, or Loki indents on his marble floor. What Tony couldn't STAND, was small dark spaces that pressed in on him, and the harsh sounds of other languages that sounded too familier for him to handle. Combine the two, and you have a lethal combination.TRIGGER WARNING
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 148 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Mischief, Lies, and Other Hazards of Parenting by Artemesia reviews
Loki has been a Prince of Asgard and a would-be conqueror of Midgard. Years after the movie, he's trying to navigate the most challenging role he's undertaken yet: a single parent in Manhattan. Juggling play dates, elite preschools, and defeating the Avengers in time to pick up his little girl, Loki finds parenting has endless challenges and unintended effects. Now with Epilogue!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,680 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Loki - Complete
Trust by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Trust, the belief in the reliability, truth, ability, or strength of. Rather hard to do that, since the last person you trusted happened to rip out you heart- a rather comical cylinder mechanical heart, but Tony Stark wasn't asking for anything extravagant.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Soul Bound by Internal Debate reviews
:Daemon 'Verse: Humans were not created to be alone; and neither were their daemons. All Hermione and Liron desire is for a special friend to call their own- and when they meet Harry and Amynta, they get all they wanted. And more. Set a few months pre-Hogwarts. ::Pre-H/Hr::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 151 - Words: 315,509 - Reviews: 5480 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Can You Save Me? by colormenikki reviews
Post-Movie. A strange pink haired woman lands on Tony's car while a new, seemingly unbeatable villain arises that makes the Avengers think they have met their match. What they don't know is that all the chaos is only getting started. Bruce/OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,694 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Man of Iron, Father of Gold by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Tony's in London on a business meeting and escapes for a little while.On his walk he runs into an orphan...he should walk away,he shouldn't care,he wasn't up for this...but when you tell one Tony Stark that he can't do something, he does it anyway to prove you wrong.Besides...how can he say no to those woefully sad eyes that don't belong on a six year old. Deaged Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,219 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 4,873 - Follows: 3,212 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Mechanical Madness by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Secretly, all of Tony's kitchen appliences are AI's, they're just a little scared of the other Avengers. But the moment Tony enters the room...'WHAT ARE YOU DOING'
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 165 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Sacrifices and Saviours by CoolnRainy reviews
Thoughts that ran through Tony's mind as he flew his way into that portal, and the Hulk's mind as he caught him.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Future Trauma by secooper87 reviews
When the endangered animal Planet Express is delivering gets loose, and whole cities begin dying at once on the planet Doom, Leela, Fry, and Bender must rely on help from a strange man wearing a pinstripe suit, who might be - horror of all horrors! - a bigger thief and liar than Bender! Oh no!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,345 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Bender R. - Complete
Supervillains Are Getting Crazier Every Day by Namikaze Artemis reviews
Prompt Fill: The Time Peter Sings Like an Angel and Becomes a Teen Idol Over Night. Spidey's villains get revenge on him for all those times he's made fun of/snarked at them.. by forcing him to sing a romantic love song for their amusement - which inexplicably ended up on YouTube and got over one million views within an hour.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Max D./Electro, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
The Girl Left Behind by stupid-nickel reviews
It's 2015 and the Doctor sometimes still goes on trips with Amy and Rory. When a strange girl suddenly appears on the TARDIS, what'll the Doctor do? And what's up with her power? Rated T for language. Now Complete!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Leopard Spots by SlateWalker reviews
"My name is Anthony Edward Stark, and I am a Were."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
But a Memory Revisited by Nilly's Issue reviews
Steve, in a plane, hurtling towards the frigid ocean. Only this time he's not alone.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Stolen by DarrenCrissIsAwesome reviews
Sirius takes Harry from the Dursley's doorstep. Remus is desperate to find the boy, worried he is being tortured with who he believes is a murderer. Little does he know Harry loves his life with his godfather. Much better than it sounds. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,090 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,666 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 5,521 - Follows: 7,021 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
The Sum Of All Your Fears by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
The Chitauri found him after he fell. They promised him revenge and the boy from his dreams, the boy with the lightning bolt scar that Loki couldn't remember. The Tesseract invaded his mind, polluting it, emptying it, until all that remained was fear and anger and he didn't know who he was anymore. But Harry would save him. Because that's what heroes did. AU Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,250 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 239 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Nobody Panic This Time by Spun reviews
Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Girl Who Can't Be Moved by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
Issue #1. Bridgette Smith: A girl with practically no background, a fondness for sweets, and a talent for talking is hardly one to raise concern. When the very same girl can withstand firearms, falling off of buildings, and brute force all while wearing a smile? Then Bruce needs answers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,100 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., OC - Complete
The New Member of the Order by prophetofgreed reviews
When rumors of a powerful ghost forces the Order of the Phoenix to investigate, Danny is caught in the middle of a magical war in Britian. Sequel is now up, it is called "The Ghostly Auror!"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,098 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
She's Somebody's Hero by roxypony reviews
Tony really hates hospitals. Post-Avengers. Whump, Pepperony, and the whole team of Avengers, now all on the same extra-cheesy pizza! Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Danae by Whispered Melodies reviews
Jason was so sick of looking at that gods-forsaken boat. Jason learns that there is more to the story Percy Jackson than there seems. He, Leo and Piper meet the person who was with him from the beginning. A mortal named Sally Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Jason G., Sally J. - Complete
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Wrong Way to Die by Alex Kade reviews
Tony and Clint are trapped, and one of them may not make it out alive...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Wondering by Phantomrose96 reviews
A continuation to Cordria's starshot #69 "Wondering". Danny's been captured and tortured by his parents, but he refuses to say a word until his psychiatrist starts connecting the dots. Can he risk keeping it a secret any longer?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,057 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Buck Up by Sparkly Faerie reviews
Oneshot. "I don't think I can do this. It's not funny, Lily. I'm dead serious. I think I'm gonna be sick." James meets Lily's parents. JPLE. Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/5/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Howl for Eternity by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Rose Tyler- the Bad Wolf. Well, what if Time was alive? What if when the time vortex was removed, Time was still inside- and in a last ditch effort, Time tries to shapeshift to a greater form- A Wolf? After Doomsday, TORCHWOOD/ SARAH JANE ADV. REUNIONFIC
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,935 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Rose T. - Complete
Innocence is Bliss by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Takes place after the Lazarus Experement. Lazarus' machine was changed to repell energy. What if it was made to focus on Non-pure human DNA? What if it also effected the Doctor? And what if the effect...was a little strange? Rose/10 YOUNG DOCTOR! W/ Jack
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,388 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Surprise Meeting by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
A fun look at how Valkyrie's parents could have discovered her double life. Whilst battling a bad guy, Skulduggery, Ghastly, Tanith and Fletcher crash the Edgley's shopping trip. Her parents are rather surprised, but so is she. One-shot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
For the Good of Society by NerdySkeleton reviews
After getting caught like a fool and being left to rot in a cell, Billy-Ray Sanguine jumps at the chance to be out there, catching criminals like him for the "good of society". Unfortunately, he's stuck with Funny Bones and Cain...This'll suck, huh?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,590 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
From the Ashes: A New Hope by libraflyter reviews
Once upon a time, Katara and Sokka did not discover the Avatar trapped in an iceberg. Ten years later, the Fire Nation rules a world on the edge of destruction. But all hope is not lost …
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,196 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 3,805 - Follows: 4,188 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10208 - Favs: 12,456 - Follows: 5,126 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Decade and a Half Ago by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Its Harry’s primary schools fifteen year reunion, but now he’s successful, handsome and has a happy family. How will his previous classmates react to seeing such a different Harry Potter from the ten year old orphaned pushover? please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 269 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Great One by Sophie-Lou reviews
The Doctor returns to Messaline to find that Jenny is still remembered by the people there.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, 10th Doctor - Complete
Masks by Cordria reviews
Sometimes, people hide who they truly are behind masks. This is a short story about the day that Lancer decides enough is enough when it comes to Daniel Fenton. Sequel is 'Plunge'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,070 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 267 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pride of Slytherin by Broken Angel01 reviews
After an incident in potions class, Albus Potter is sent to McGonagall's office, but he gets more than he bargained for when he comes face to face with two very interesting portraits...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 3,048 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3446 - Favs: 4,085 - Follows: 3,985 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 205 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4262 - Favs: 4,477 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfect
Tony reflects on his Father and his Childhood
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Published: 5/6/2013