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Joined 06-26-12, id: 4086513, Profile Updated: 10-05-14
Author has written 9 stories for Star Fox, and Naruto.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Do you like my writing? Do you hate being completely in the dark about when my stories will update? Do you want an answer to a story-related question? Do you want to yell at me because you think I'm taking too long to update? If the answer to any of those questions is yes, then follow my official Twitter account, @StoriesByNoms

There, I'll keep you guys updated on my story progress, complete with word counts, and I'll answer almost any question that isn't R-rated or causes me to reveal a spoiler. Hope to see you there!


Shots in the Dark playlist available here.
(This will update along with every chapter)

Statistics:

Age: 18

Eye color: Blue-green

Height: 6'2"

People alienated: (overflow error. Emergency shutdown initiated.)

Grade: 13

If you'd like to see more of my brain's crazy ideas, look below. 'Nuff said.


Rainbow's Writing Tips:

1. Write something every day. Work on a new chapter, write a one-shot, it doesn't really matter. Write 50 words, or 1,500 words, it doesn't really matter. Just keep writing. It puts your brain on track and keeps the ideas flowing.

2. Let yourself get distracted. Kind of contradicts the previous point, but hear me out. If you visit, say, Facebook, read an updated story on FanFiction, or just look up ragecomics, sometimes these places have inspiration hidden inside of them. Also, it helps keep you out of a serious state of mind, which leads directly into number 3...

3. Have fun. Writing is supposed to be fun. If you worry too much about mistakes, other people's opinions, or your sex life, or whatever, it blocks your creativity. If you're having fun, not only will your writing be better, but the enthusiasm will also show through. Especially in humor stories. :D

4. Exercise. Weird, right? You're probably at a computer, not in a gym. If you have some open space next to your desk (and a high enough ceiling), though, get up and use it. Run in place, do push-ups, or jumping jacks (my personal favorite). It helps keep your blood flowing, and good circulation = good ideas.

5. Use a cloud service. I figure most of you aren't shut-ins who live in your mom's basement, so you're not always going to be at home. Ideas never take a rest, so neither should your writing. If you get an idea, don't be afraid to implement it into your story on your iDevice, or Android, or even your work computer. Or, if you don't have the previous three...

6. Keep a notebook around. As long as you write it down somewhere, you're doing things right. Just remember to pull it out again and use it.

7. Eat, eat, eat! You can't think straight if you're hungry. Have a snack or something. Just don't get Dorito crumbs in between the keys on your keyboard.

More to come as I think of them!


Current Story Projects:

Shots in the Dark: This is my main project, this is and will be what most of my writing time is spent on. The first seven or eight chapters have been outlined, and I have a clear path to the end, but due to other limitations beyond my control (school and work), updates might be slow. Have faith yet, though; this won't die unless I do. (UPDATE: As of 11/12/2013, 10,000 views! AMAZING!)

The Last Experiment: This is a bit of a new idea that I've been batting around in the skull area for a while now. My philosophy with this is simply going to be "post it and see what happens." Hopefully, it sticks like Equals, but if it flops like Not Always So Perfect, so be it.

Tales of a Coexistence: This will be a collection of short stories designed to keep my humor side happy. Shots in the Dark is a great story, but there are a lot less humor opportunities in it. It is also a side project, mostly to be worked on while I wait for my new Shots chapter to be beta-read. As a result, Tales may suffer from sporadic updating. But, if you need something to make you smile, this is your story.


HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him. (It depends on my mood,like it could be GLaDOS if I'm mad.)

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-O (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-O through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when you are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when you're crazy.

Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it ethically, then crack up and spit out your Oreos halfway through.

Crazy is when you hit your head on an object, then start yelling and swearing revenge.

Crazy is when you mix five boxful of Jello Pudding Mix with Dish Soap and Green food coloring in a jar,pour it on the side-walk,and say it's "alien bloooood".

Crazy is when you make up stupid texts and faces just for pleasure.

Crazy is when your laughing so hard that you inhale a whole packet of fun dip (ohhhhhhh how much it burns)

Crazy is when you want to wear fake furry ears and a tail to an anthro planet just to see how everyone reacts

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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Star Fox: Destinies by Emile The Watcher reviews
A collection of one-shots set thought out random points in the Star Fox universe, inspired by other works on this site and lots of time staring at fan-art. Rated T for now, though that may change to a light M later. So come, take a few minutes to read some of my many ideas that never turn into full stories. Special update for Submission for SS One-Shot contest.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,324 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Krystal, Fox M., Katt M., Falco L.
Star Fox: Exchange Student by XxSanitariumxX reviews
A young human teen is sent to Corneria to attend Roswell High in hopes to shed a little light upon whether or not humans and Cornerians can coexist. But with a guy like Relics as the exchange student, there are sure to be some kinks to that plan.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 240,065 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Fox M., Miyu, OC
The Punk by RockFan18 reviews
A new member has joined Star Fox. He isn't all he seems. (Epilogue Added)
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,157 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Fox M., Krystal - Complete
Rogue Fox Spare Your Soul by SyxxFox reviews
The Lylat System now lies in the hand's of Syxx, who now controls a force mightier than himself. Krystal has only one last chance to stop him but after Corneria's fate is forever changed, she realizes, Syxx will stop at nothing to extinguish them all.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 161,517 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Krystal, Fox M.
Discovery by Knavethefish reviews
An elite human soldier named Abel finds himself with aliens in unknown territory. He contacts the human race and informs them of alien presence. Abel is the catalyst in a world full of secrets and genocide, and he must come to terms with what he is. Will peace pan out, or will Andross stop them once and for all?
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Fox M., Krystal
End of the Star Fox Era by hoyteca reviews
Not even heroes live forever. This was based on an idea that randomly popped into my head.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Complete
Star Chasers: Lylat Wars by Elinor Cross reviews
She was kidnapped, tortured, and experimented on and then she was rescued. Part one of a Trilogy.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012
Star Fox: The UnCanon Chronicles by XxSanitariumxX reviews
Life is full of precious moments even for the human exchange student Relics. You voted so here it is, the Un-Canon Chronicles of Relics' stay on Corneria full of romance, laughs, and bromance. Contains spoilers for Star Fox: Exchange Student.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,192 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Fox M., Miyu
A Human's Adventure in Lylat by 9arm reviews
Christopher Hayami, a university student from Earth, and his family are travelling in space in a space station. Little do they know that they will discover a star system never seen before... Note: Contains OCs.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,427 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012
To Die Knowing by Fried Rainbows reviews
June 2nd. To some, it's a day of mourning and remembrance; to others, an overstated, invalid holiday; and to a select few, a day of celebration and drinking. But did anyone ever tell you how and why that day now bears Fox McCloud's name forever? No? Then does Cameron have a story for you...
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Fox M., Wolf O'D. - Complete
Can't let you brew that, StarBucks by Kierany9 reviews
Star Wolf is in massive debt, their Wolfens are in disrepair and to top it all off, Panther and Krystal have left the team, taking the little money they had with them. After being pummelled by Star Fox, Wolf and Leon find a cargo ship full of coffee. Their only hope is to smuggle it to land and open a coffee shop. Problem is, a new StarBucks is opening right next to it...
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,701 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Wolf O'D., Leon P.
Surviving on Planet Apocalypse by Epsilon Vindicare reviews
Fara and a team of Cornerians are sent investigate why Earth has been silent and is under constant blockade by their own people. But when they land, they find the planet is covered in the undead. But they are found by a human survivor who takes it upon himself to help them as much as he can. Rating may go up in later chapters
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,007 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Fara P., Miyu
Star Fox Holiday Romance Oneshots by Jedelas reviews
A collection of oneshots for almost each special holiday! Enjoy the romance! Rated T just to be safe.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Krystal, Fox M.
The Past Becomes Present by OctoberOpal reviews
Set eight months after the Aparoid Invasion. While flying solo, Fox McCloud crashes upon the planet Orhea, located just outside of the Lylat System. With his Arwing incapacitated, Fox must travel through the primitive world of the Orheans where he meets a familiar face. -ON HIATUS-
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Fox M.
The Punishment by Nitch reviews
While fighting Andross, Fox is flung across the galaxy to Earth and ends up trapped in the world's largest furry convention: Anthrocon. With the help of strange and benevolent furries, Fox seeks a way back home to Corneria while trying not to reveal his true identity.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,857 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Fox M., Wolf O'D.
The White Rose by silverwolf1213 reviews
What would happen if Kiba Inuzuka was dropped into the real world, where the world of Naruto is only a manga? How does he deal with that? How does the girl who finds him handle him dropping into her life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,075 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Kiba I.
Only a Girl Breaking the Barriers by lanceXstorm5 reviews
-Sequel to "Only a Girl Out of this World"- Krystal is about to Cerinia but her decision to be with Light and not go back to her game is tearing both dimensions apart. Team Starfox also come to join the gang and save the universe. HumanOC/Krystal Fox/Far.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 148,422 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Krystal - Complete
30 MORE random Starfox deaths by 866marluxia reviews
My 2nd not to do story for Starfox. Here are 30 more things that you should NEVER do in the world of Starfox. Rated T just in case. You have been warned. Read and review.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
30 random Starfox deaths by 866marluxia reviews
Something I made up because I was bored. Here are 30 things you should NOT do in the world of Starfox. Read and review.
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
Only a Girl Out of this World by lanceXstorm5 reviews
When one miserable guy on Earth receives an ancient relic, he gets the miracle of a lifetime and an adventure with his nation hopping uncle and thrill hungry friends. He'll discover what it means to love someone, even if that someone is not of Earth Krystal/HumanOC. Rated T.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,455 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - [Krystal, OC] - Complete
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The Last Experiment reviews
No matter how crazy he got, no matter how power-hungry he got, at his core, Andross was still a scientist. And if you think taking over Lylat was his only project, you are terribly mistaken.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Fox M., Wolf O'D., Gen. Pepper, OC
Shots in the Dark reviews
The humans finally pulled it off. Finally, they figured out how to break Einstein's speed limit. Unfortunately, when the test probes go AWOL, the humans scramble to find out where in the vast universe they wound up. However, someone else already did...
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,773 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Fox M., Gen. Pepper, OC
Not Always So Perfect reviews
Follow Neils McKennick and watch as fate injects a healthy dose of irony into this common Star Fox trope.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Fox M., OC - Complete
Equals reviews
Sometimes the hero wins. Sometimes the villain wins. Sometimes they both lose.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Fox M., Wolf O'D. - Complete
H-L Joint Documentation Project 001 reviews
(DECLASSIFIED HUMAN DATE: 12/02/XX53 CORNERIAN DATE: 04/21/2020 (8 ALW)) - The abridged documentation concerning the meeting of the Human and Lylatian races. NOTE: Some data is redacted due to previously expressed privacy concerns. (Submission for SF: Holiday Contest.)
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Complete
Tales of a Coexistence reviews
After a very...um...different...summer day, two twin brothers find themselves hosting Fox McCloud and Wolf O'Donnell...in the same house. How will things pan out? Just how much trouble can two humans and two furries get into? Why am I asking you all these questions? Why? (Latest Chapter: Less Than Holy Deeds)
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,977 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Fox M., Wolf O'D.
The Performance reviews
An obscure yet rising band is set to play at an upper-class Cornerian bar one night. It goes well until midway through the show, a pair of very familiar people walk through the doors. And knowing Ben, the opportunity won't be wasted. (Oneshot, OCs, Rated T for language/themes)
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Fox M. - Complete
The Arwing on the Lawn (On Hiatus) reviews
Two teenagers plan a bike ride for a sunny June morning. But, it goes the way of your average psychic fair: cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. And frankly, these circumstances are quite extraordinary. Rated T for language and possible destruction of canon.
Crossover - Star Fox & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,087 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012
How to Befriend an Anime Character
(Oneshot, OCs) A companion story with The Arwing on the Lawn. Describes more about the day Kiba showed up on Earth and the people he met. Read if you like randomness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Kiba I., Akamaru - Complete
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