OshieteOY
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-26-12, id: 4086554, Profile Updated: 02-25-14

I'm Elle Pi. I'm a reader and a lazy reviewer. Why lazy? I don't always have something to say, and I don't want to be that annoying reviewer that only says some variation of "Update Soon!" Also, I don't offer constructive criticism because I'm apparently anal and I don't know how to not sound confrontational on the internet.


Slash Fan, but if you know of any good gen!fics/het!fics, feel free to rec them to me. I enjoy good writing all around. I just... prefer slash. [DO NOT rec me anything from InuYasha, please. Especially not if Kagome is in the main pairing. I'll take Naruto's Sakura, Harry Potter's Ginny, One Piece's Nami, Bleach's Rukia, Kuroshitsuji's Elizabeth (well, she's proven that she's awesome, so...), Prince of Tennis's Sakuno (... that's a lie, forgive me, don't do that), and fem!OriginallyMaleCharacter before I like a Kouga/Kagome, Sess/Kagome, Inu/Kagome, etc. story. I don't care if it's good, do not rec me that. The only female character more loathsome than Kagome (well, almost) is Relena Peacecraft. So, please.


My view on sex scenes, the extremely shortened version: I've been reading M/MA fiction for a long time. Most sex scenes to me have become recycled trash. Normally, I skim over it in case something plot-worthy occurs between the sheets.

  1. I absolutely hate when stories (that are not advertised as purely smut) sacrifice good pacing and plot just to feed sex in every (other) chapter.
  2. I likewise abhor when writers use the bondage, D/s themes, etc. without having experience in said lifestyle, or without doing any real research on it.
  3. Rape as a plot device - I only appreciate it when it's done well. Rarely is it done well.

Other Favorites not found on FF.net:

"Azoth" by faire_weather [HPDM, Explicit Slash, AU - 8th Year, Romance, Pining, Light Angst, Friendship, Complete]

"The Boy Who Only Lived Twice" by Lettered [HPDM, Explicit Slash, Unspeakable!Draco, Unspeakable!Harry, Mystery, Disguise, Angst, Post-war, AU, EWE, Long Oneshot]

"Better Left Dead" by calrissian18 [Past HPDM, DM/OMC, HPGW (Implied, Het), Angst, Infidelity, Breakup, Oneshot]

"Peeking behind the Curtain" by calrissian18 [HPDM, Light Charlie Weasley/DM, No Sex, Friendship, Minor Character Death, Aurors (Draco, Harry, Ron), Jealousy, Seer!Draco, Oneshot]

"A Thousand Beautiful Things" by Duinn Fionn [HPDM, Explicit Slash, Drama, Hogwarts, Post-Hogwarts, Wartime, Switching Sides, Complete with Sequel]

"P O I S O N" by Hella [InuYasha, Sess/Inu, Slash, Incest (obviously), Romance, Drama, Angst, Humor, Slow-paced, Action, Complete]

"An Earl and His Informant" Series by StickieBun, Xenobia [Kuroshitsuji, AU - Pre-canon, Implied Het, Undertaker/Vincent Phantomhive, Undertaker Rachel Phantomhive, Humor, Drama, Canon Character Death, 2/3 stories completed)

"Diplomatic Relations" by Maldoror_GW [Naruto, Gaara/Rock Lee, Slash, Romance, Drama, Humor, Friendship, Complete]


Currently: On the search for good Jason Todd (Red Hood)-centered stories.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Behind the Mask by Elipsa reviews
Everyone knows the story of Harry Potter. However, what of the boy named Draco Malfoy? What if all that everyone knew about him was a lie? What if it was all an act? What if he was simply hiding behind a mask? AU, obviously. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 224,820 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Bronze Pressed Invitations by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry and Draco are trying to send the invitations for their Christmas party that will make it clear, in some acceptable way, that they're together. It isn't going well. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They That Love Beyond The World by Ashita polar reviews
Harry has noticed that Malfoy is acting strange, shaking his minions off at every turn and spending hours in an abandoned room in the dungeons. Convinced the Slytherin Prince is up to no good, he investigates and discovers something he never expected – something that will irrevocably change his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 58,994 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
IT by Moonsetta reviews
The acrobat slapped a hand over his forehead, his face burning in embarrassment. How could this misunderstanding have gone so wrong? Sequel: "IS" now posted! First installment in the 'DUO' series.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Easy as Falling by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, mostly preslash. Harry really doesn't like the way things are going in the wizarding world right now. But who's going to do something about it? Him, that's who! Or, how Harry became a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 123,790 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seeing in the Dark by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU: For when there are no words, music is the next best thing. Because music is universal. It's a language of its own. It's sound and pictures in one. It's imagination and reality. Music is life in motion. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,912 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Blonde Ambition by sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 440,418 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Phoenix Rising by Kai Maciel reviews
During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 66 - Words: 326,961 - Reviews: 3722 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Entangled by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
Tis a frightening thing, to depend so heavily on another person for life. Watanuki has no choice but to admit his desperate need for Doumeki's help as he would die without it. If only the rest of society could understand. AU Dou/Wata
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,992 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Deconversion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. They were right, the old wizards who thought Parseltongue was a Dark gift. As Harry begins his fall from the Light, fighting desperately all the way, Draco is happy to take advantage. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,240 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mutual Feeling by Cardboard Bike reviews
Sai has feelings he doesn't understand, and Sasori can't feel at all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sasori, Sai - Complete
He Gets It by Kawaii Kisu reviews
Because people didn't always get it. But we locked hands and we held on tight and we kissed without stopping for air, without opening our eyes, because we were both feeling it and thinking the same thing: He gets it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,292 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The Mortician's Son by Corrosive Moon reviews
In the old mansion, there is a mortician's son who works tirelessly in his endless search for corpses. For mochiusagi. Mostly RikuSora with trace bits of other pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,814 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Forbidden Desires by Luana Araceli reviews
Fuji keeps his sadistic nature under wraps, sure no one will accept him if they find out the truth. But when Ryoma Echizen enters his life, Fuji learns that he isn't exempt from finding the one person who balances him out. COMPLETE.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,940 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Fuji S., E. Ryoma - Complete
Soul Hunters by gkeeper91 reviews
Post Season 3. Enemies from a past life catch up with Wolfram. Complete.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 271,606 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
AM Static by owlpostagain reviews
Getting the summer internship as a talk show host on W104 was Roxas' dream come true. His new favorite caller is just an added bonus. Akuroku for Akuroku Day. Two-shot. extra cheesy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,500 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Beneath the Surface by Ferris Ulf reviews
The Millennium ring has been lost for some time, forgotten by Yugi and his friends who have continued on with their lives in a time of peace. But when Yugi comes upon the ring again he must reluctantly decide the fate of the item...and its occupant
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,271 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Yūgi M., Yami Bakura - Complete
Ashes by unheard screams reviews
Dying alone doesn't seem so bad at first. You've come to expect it. That is, until something completely unexpected happens. YXK, completed.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,413 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Perfect Match by Beutelmaus reviews
His life had always been perfect, or at least so Roxas had liked to think. But overcoming his own fears for someone else isn’t as easy as it seems. AkuRoku main, Soriku and Zemyx side pairings, mentioning of Cleon. Boylove. You have been warned.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 275,190 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Axel, Roxas
EEYORE by michelerene reviews
After a traffic confrontation lands Itachi Uchiha in court, the prodigal son is sentenced to anger management classes and he’s not the only one. Itachi/Sai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sai - Complete
The Dispossession of Echizen Ryoma by Sinnatious reviews
When Ryoma finds himself in a tough situation, his pride might keep him swimming, but it’s Tezuka who keeps his head above water.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,152 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K. - Complete
Friend or Flame by Spotofpaint reviews
Light and L have escaped Japan and have started a new life in America. But their troubles are far from over. In this new land there are much more frightening things than mass murderers and death. After all, what could be more terrifying than feelings?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,350 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Friend or Foe by Spotofpaint reviews
Light and L struggle with their desire to defeat the other, but also at the same time long to be friends. Their conflicted emotions make for a complicated storyline and sometimes can inspire both humor and drama. Contains very mild romance.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,054 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Feather Flight by Lunar reviews
Kuja discovers the end of Zidane's story for him is life rather than death, but it is in a place and way that he could never have imagined. Will he repeat his past? Or become the hero of his own story. Alternate Universe. Shonenai/homosexual themes.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 231,794 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 4/20/2002 - Kuja, Kuja - Complete
The Code by Aduro reviews
AU,6th yr. Draco has a secret, he's a genius. Bill Weasley is teaching Ancient Runes. 6th year brings debate class, mystery, horcruxes,etc full sum inside, not slash, complete, thanks to my beta!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,436 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete