Welcome to my profile!
Have you thought about the guidelines of this place?
I recommend following them to save yourself some trouble later.
Most horrible fandoms.
Have you entered a fandom and thought "hey, the source material is very cool and rich, I'm sure I'll find something great to read here" just to be saddened by the poor offerings in said category?
You're not alone.
Here I'll add the worst fandoms in this regard as I find them.
I've seen so many strange things here that I'm going to start a section in my profile devoted to it.
Weird comments collection:
1.- I don't mind good flames, like constructive criticism or helpful pointers. But destructive criticism- I think everyone has a problem with that. -By some person in a review.
According to this person offering constructive criticism is flaming. And here I thought flaming was sending destructive insults unrelated to the story. Some people need to learn what flaming is before they go around confusing others.
2.- they reported me cause i am TWELVE!! i know people on here that are NINE! -Retrieved from a forum.
The minimum age to open an account is 13. If you aren't that age yet, you should at least keep quiet about it until your birthday number 13 comes.
3.- A review that only evaluate the work based on the sites rules does not make the reviewer a critic. -From a profile
I'd say this one depends on the person, but if the review is telling you how your story breaks the rules then you should pay attention and fix your story in order to keep yourself out of trouble instead of complain about how someone told you the reasons why your story is in violation to the guidelines.
4.- Bruce must hunt down the very person who is holding Dick -From the summary of a Batman fanfic.
I can't help but laugh at the idea of Batman hunting down a man for the horrible crime of holding his manly parts. (Yes, I know it's talking about Dick Grayson, but c'mon, it's funny!)
5.- I remember when times were simpler, when people didn't criticize others for a mistake, but kindly told them what they did wrong... enough said. -From a profile.
Funny thing is that the account I got this from is less than a month old at this point (said account was created on Nov. 17-2012, this comment was added on No. 25-2012), that the owner of the account has admitted to be 12 (meaning she can't be here according to the rules) and she doesn't have any flames or concrit in her stories. So basically she's complaining over nothing and playing victim for who knows why. Really, some people are just weird.
6.- and just so you know i am not the only story that dose this. -Retrieved from a forum.
So... this person claims to be a story? Or that his story is a dose? Make sure you write properly or stuff like this happens.
7.- Finally in answer to those accusing me of plagiarism, I wish you the best of luck in obtaining an education wherein you can learn what does and does not constitute such an act.
Said by a person who uses song lyrics in the stories they upload here, complaining when people accuses her of copy/pasting song lyrics she doesn't own as a crutch to gain reviews.